see how they just spew out any shit

guys i'm bored.
draw requestions?

no i'm not fixing that typo

>>26181138
Pinkie and Scootaloo pranking Dash.

>>26181138
IT TOOK YOU LONGER TO SAY YOU WERENT GOING TO FIX IT THAN IF YOU ACTUALLY FIXED IT!!

>>26181138
Snips as Freeza

>>26181138
Gilligan - Pinkie Pie
Skipper - Rainbow Dash
Professor - Twilight Sparkle
Mary-ann - Applejack
Ginger - Fluttershy
Mrs. Howell - Rarity
Mr. Howell - Spike

any new bonbon/lyra art? i'm depressed as fuck and this ship makes me happy

>>26181138
>draw requestions...

oh.. Can I please request Snips as Freeza?

There is that better?

>>26181138

Soarin's voice actor is the same guy who voiced Ed from Ed Edd and Eddy

You must draw this somehow

Pony thread? Pony thread.

Let's try this, if your post contains any drama, replace it with ponies. Like this:

Ponies.

>>26181174
I'm ok with this.

>>26181173
Doesn't Ed say "I like pie" at one point?

>>26181138

anything new with derpy, i love her sooooo

Oh wow... Big Mac's VA voiced the Mad Dok/Nobz/Wartrukk/Wartrak/Looted Leman Russ from dawn of war?

Why do we have three voice actors from that game?

>>26181174
Pony you're such a pony pony. You better shut your pony mouth before I go to you pony house and pony your sister i.n the pony

I don't have time to deal with your bull pony you pony pony

>>26181151
>>26181159
>>26181162
>>26181198

You all know I'm terrible, because I go in five minutes, right?

>>26181203
Da red wunz taste bet'er!

>>26181203
A few of the same VAs also made an appearance in Psych.
Hell. Applebloom was in an episode of Supernatural and Celestia was in Snow Dogs.

>>26181226

OH god... the poetic justice

Ork VA goes on to be red pony

>>26181218

its all good, thought that counts

4 allah

Bronies.
I have a request.
No its not a draw request or anything like that.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1751105/fullcredits#cast
See that list of people?
Everyone must mail one person that isn't Lauren Faust and tell them thank you for helping with the show.
Dibs on "Big" Jim Miller.
Wonder why they call him that.

Pic unrelated but it is Kawaii as shit.

>>26181174
NO. FUCK YOU, I'M GOING TO SPAM DRAMA ALL DAY LO-ohgod help-
Gentlemen.

Ponies.

>>26181238

>>26181245
>modlosessenseofpurpose.jpg

>>26181255

Gahahahahaha oh jesus

>>26181255
Oh god.
Won

>>26181255

[ Your Great and Powerful Link Board ]
---------------------------------------------
deviantArt group:
http://trixie-minions.deviantart.com/

MLP:FiM episode 26: Boast Busters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv20tte60ak

Ponibooru:
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/list/Trixie/1

Ponychan:
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pic/res/92166.html

Equestria Daily:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/search/label/The%20Great%20and%20Powerful%20TRIXIE
---------------------------------------------

Oh wow... Spike shares the same VA as the mayor?

>>26181283
How do you do that?

>>26181284
Straight eye Derpy.... summons the why boners.

>>26181288
>MLP:FiM episode 26: Boast Busters

>>26181294
tricks of the trade

oh morning what is up for discussion today?

>>26181296
Don't look at me. I pasted it from the archive.

>>26181295

>>26181300
the number 0675309

>>26181280
>[ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ]
---------------------------------------------
/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral
New generals need keywords in Subject or Comment
field to be marked properly. Keywords include:

Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character names

Please check locator before starting a new thread.

FiMchan: http://fim.413chan.net/

Youtube Channel with episodes
Quick: http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony
No Watermarks: http://www.youtube.com/user/MenloMarseilles
High Quality: http://www.youtube.com/user/MAST3RLINKX

Download links for episodes:
http://tinyurl.com/mlpfimentos

Colorwashed itunes Rips:
Torrent of all (17+GB): http://ponies.asshat.se/

Community Wiki: http://mlp.wikia.com

Flockdraw:
http://flockdraw.com/MLP (Vanilla Flockdraw)
http://kidsquid.com/flockmod.swf (Flockdraw Mod #1)
http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swf (Flockdraw Mod #2)

FIM Blog: http://equestriadaily.com
---------------------------------------------
MORE LINKS
http://mlp.wikia.com/External_links

24/7 Pony streams!
http://www.synchtube.com/r/Yaridovich
http://www.synchtube.com/r/filly

Pony IRC!
http://webchat.irchighway.net/
Channel: #mylittlepony

http://webchat.freenode.net/
Channel: #Ponyville

irc.rizon.net
Channel: #Cloudsdale
---------------------------------------------

>>26181300

Fucking nothing. We're completely out of material and the thread's dead.

You could always write more stories.

So I just read the introduction to the Fallout story

Does it get to what happened to Celestia, or is she just not there?

>>26181162
I actually feel legitimately sorry about this one, because I know it could have turned out better if someone was actually interested in drawing and had talent....

>>26181300

I dont know about everyone else but I'm going nuts over some of these voice actor details I've missed...

>>26181313
oh shit, I have the wrong name up. Oh well.

Who the fuck wants to go on another bullshit adventure. Im not so tired, but a little hungover. See what that does to it

>>26181324

It's okay, we know who you are anyway.

Go ahead, can't hurt can it?

>>26181331
yo. this pony sound good?

>>26181349

>fluttershy

oh man this should be good

You say you aren't pedophiles... but would you /co/?

>>26181173

I started laughing halfway through, then my finger slid across the trackpad (that's one reason these drawings are terrible), and i messed up the body a bit... but I ain't fixing anything

>>26181368

>>26181368

>mfw she grows up and can't voice Apple Bloom the same anymore

I know I'm unfounded in my hope that the show will even run that long but still.

>>26181366
heh. I drew that. fucking weird right?

>>26181385
good think puberty doesn't hit has hard on female's voice than on boys.

>>26181368
Git out.

>>26181375
Good awnser

>>26181373

Oh god I'm dying of laughter here

>>26181368
No. Nicole Oliver on the other hand...

>>26181368
I would hollow out her body, crawl inside, and become the little girl.

>>26181386

welp.

I officially love everything that springs from your hands.

hope that's creepy enough for you.

>>26181203

Relic's in Vancouver, and MLP's recording studio is in Vancouver as well, so that might be part of the reason why.

Would you?

>>26181395
Notice the buttered toast cutiemark...

>>26181396
If she did the Celestia voice in bed I don't know if I would lose my boner or my dick would spontaneously explode

started watching panty and stocking with garterbelt for some reason. dont know why because i decided to stop watching animu.

>>26181409
as much as her show is awesome she is one of the ugliest women i have seen.

>>26181396
I request Nicole fisting Celestia

>>26181409
Sorry Lauren, but preggos aren't my type.

Also, she looks awful in this picture. It's like if Craig transferred all of his "tired" onto her.

>>26181421
...maybe you like animu? Gosh.

>>26181431
no you stop that right now this is an exception

>>26181424

Really anon?

REALLY?

I'm not even white knighting or anything when I say that that is what a completely average woman looks like.

I know, sometimes I forget, too. It's okay.

>>26181424
>one of the ugliest women i have seen

Wut?

>>26181421
>Implying P and S is animu.
It is..
I swear to god, If I ever saw Celest and Luna acting like Panty and Stocking I'd lose it.

>>26181421
Maybe because it doesn't look much like regular animu?

>>26181439
Maybe you like cartoon porn.

>>26181404
heh. Love is always well received. I'll begin then.

It was a summer morning. Ponyville was quitely dozing, as it was also a sunday morning.
Hardcore

You are fluttershy, undisputed best pony, and also cause I dont really want to write about fluttershy getting raped.

Angel has been tapping your fucking leg for hours for his fucking carrot, this little shithead is grating on your patience.

lets start out small

where to nigga?

>>26181451
well the show may as well be

>>26181452
Well, angel is hungry, so let's get him a carrot.

>>26181447

>>26181452

See if you have any carrots.

>>26181428
To tide you over until someone better draws your request.

>>26181452

Bedroom, lets masturbate with the carrot and THEN give it to Angel

>>26181442
>>26181421

CELEST SNOOTY VERY VERY SNOOTY YO

>>26181452
Drag him out back and stop his face in for bugging you.

Or get him a damn carrot already.

>>26181462
You get your tired ass out of bed to feel this little shit, making sure to 'accidently' knock him upside the head. Not in the mood, motherfucker

But you ARE Fluttershy, so you do your duty and feed him a carrot from the vegetable drawer in your...fridge? have we seen a fridge?

You notice you are running low on supplies for various things, including carrots. Fuck

What'll you do? Bear in mind you look like shit.
Shops arent open. Hmmm

What. To. Do?

>>26181465
it's still got a fuckton of western influenced stuff though

>>26181495
Damnit Fluttershy, why didn't you go get some when you noticed you were running low?

Well, carrots must be grown somewhere. Go look for some, you can pay for it later.

>>26181501
yeah lots of english dialoge other than the words panty and stocking.

>>26181495
feed

its still early. Well, I mean 1 oclock GMT, but I still only just woke up

>>26181478
Dude I love you

>>26181495

>look like shit

sneak over towards Rarity's place, dont let anyone see your ugly mug, and get your best friend to give you a makeover

Also, try to wait a little while before writing the next step.

that way you can respond to multiple responses at once

>>26181495

Wonder why you got out of bed so early. then go steal some carrots from Carrot Top while she's still sleeping. Bitch is probably hungover.

>>26181522
Reposting this just to remind everyone what I CAN accomplish when i try...

but I never do.

>>26181523
sure thing, sensei

>>26181385

What if they had the characters age as the show progresses, though? I can certainly see Hasbro trying that...it's not like Transformers where they can have a new line of toys every year or two by killing off a few main's or say that the robots got exposed to some weird energon that gave them Xzibit-style upgrades.

Hold that thought...
>>26181138
Can you make a grown up version of Applebloom that has a bunch of pimped-out cyborg parts like the latter seasons of Beast Wars/-ies.

>>26181518
FAK YOO BITCHI

>>26181530
are you sleeping in the same bed?

>>26181544
no, you are in your cottage, looking like a wreck, and she's in her farm thing, being a wreck

>>26181575
fine sneak over to that shank's house and jack some carrots from her hung over ass

>>26181575

Well go get some fucking carrots then.

Alternatively, go to Rarity's, because you are BFFs and also she'll do your hair for you and you are too tired for that shit right now.

Listen to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6BQKFs3-VM

You are now imagining the entire MLP cast in an old fashioned gritty western picture with blood, money and sand.

Your favorite main pony is the Sheriff.
Your least main favorite pony is the Outlaw.
Your favorite side character is the trusty companion.
Your favorite background character is the banker.
Your favorite villain/anti hero is the villain.
Everyone else is a townie or a gang member.

>>26181601
Angel wants a fucking carrot. Angel gets the damn carrot, or there'll be hell to pay.

I need the Applejack hmm... nah picture!
AND FAST!
>pic unrelated

>>26181575

Man, if you did these like Homestuck, with daily updates and full-on illustrations and everything, I'm pretty sure you could have all of my money forever.

>>26181609
Rarity is the sheriff
Dash is the outlaw
Twist is the trusty companion
Bon-bon is the banker
Trixie is the villain

Eh, might be cool.

>>26181512
>>26181523
>>26181530
After deliberations with yourself I guess, you arent doctor fucking doolittle, you decide to go to Rarity's before going and palming some carrots from Carrot Top.

It's a hot day, but you still where a large coat to cover up. It was given you by Pinkie. Of course, its gaudy for a coat, but still covers up the matted hair. You also wear a hat over your mane, a trilby. Motherfucking rock n' roll, babe.

You set out the door to Rarity'

Looping round town to avoid being seen, you cross to the bad side of the tracks. Its not SO bad, but its kind of a shithole.
Meh

After looping down another dark alleyway, you hear a voice

"Hey, buddy, you're pretty far from home, aint'ya?"

Fuck.
What dyou do?
Look in your coat pockets?
Run?
WHAT

>>26181660
Use the Stare to mug him

>>26181542
I'm so sorry. I actually erased lines this time, and it still looks pooptastic

>>26181647
but then Id just be writing Homestuck

>>26181660

>bad side of the tracks

what?

>>26181687
even ponyville has a ghetto, bro.

>>26181669
Perfect, nailed it.

>>26181609
Rarity was just looking for peace and quiet in the old west. 2 more weeks until she decided to resign as the town sherrif. But Mayor Mare called her to protect the city from a gang known as the Diamond dogs. With the help of the silent but deadly outlaw from a town down, the Fluttershy and her fateful companion Spike the Blight, She will put an end to these criminals.

Also Lyra is the banker.

>>26181670

Exactly, but it would be about gritty ponies being janky-ass drug addict rapists instead of homosexual alien time travelers.

And that is amazing.

>>26181668

Man you can't pull out the stare on everything, shit takes time to recharge, bro. That's like telling Goku to go SSJ4 at the beginning of Dragonball.

See who it is.

Serious question: Where do you see your fandom in ten years time?

>>26181660
Turn around and stare at him until he goes away. Even if they're trying to help you.

>>26181715

>>26181711
Fuck. I forgot my horribly shooped picture.

>>26181715
I doubt FIM last for ten years, so I'm going to have to say nonexistent

>>26181715

Drunk, high, and in the back of a police vehicle

>>26181715
The show will probably be dead by then, so pretty small.

>>26181715
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"
-Yuji Naka

>>26181715
MLP G7 is released.
It's just MLP 3.5 ver2.0
Never gets discussed in /co/

>>26181721
>>26181668
You turn around

Behind you is a group of Griffons, slightly large, female, bulldyke fuckers with bad intentions. Or maybe after that incident you're just a fucking racist. Whatever

I dont know if the stare would work here.

What other options you got?

The other side of the alley spews out another couple griffons. They all begin to close in on you.

They cant tell you are you, because of the long overcoat and the trilby

>>26181772
Use Heart attack inducing scream on them then run like the wind

>>26181715
The people who hate it will still hate it.
The obsessives will still be obsessed with it.
The vaguely normal people will look back and say "great show, shame about the fanbase".

>>26181715
ten years... The few FIM fans left will be absorbed into Older gen MLP fanbase, I plan on being long gone by then

>>26181772
Stare at the closest one and then fly away while the others are hopefully confused. Make a vow to one day return and kill them all.

>>26181788
You still feel like shit. Your mouth is dry, and your throat is ravaged.

You swueek miserably.

They all smirk even more menacingly and close in fast.
Good job

>>26181772
HEY HEY LETS GO KICKASSU
TAISTUSE NA MONO PROTECT MY BALLS.
BOKO GAWA NEWIE SO LETS FIGHTING
LETS FIGHTING LOVE

fight them flutterbi

>>26181772

I thought you said you DIDN'T want to write about Fluttershy getting raped.

Just kidding, better see what's in that coat.

>>26181715

Nowhere...

>>26181715
In ten years G5 will probably be out with G6 on it's way. The fanbase will die down and FiM will be looked back upon far more fondly for what it was rather than the hype surrounding it.

>>26181804
Look through the coat in hope to find a gun

>>26181804

Go badass motherfucking STARE MODE on them

If that doesnt work, fly into the fucking air and get Rainbow Dash

Whoever colored this for me, thank you!

>>26181799
>>26181807
The coat Pinkie got was for an earth pony. No wing holes. The thoughtless bitch. Itd take too long to remove it, theyd have you by then

You check your pockets.
Some candy wrappers, receipts, a picture of a stack of rocks; signed with love, and a switchblade

wait...what.

What now?

>>26181846
Combine eye with switchblade
Use the newly acquired Knife Stare

>>26181846
Pull out the switchblade and quickly rip a few wing holes. It's not like it'd be much use against claws anyway.

>>26181846

Stare them down.

We've stared down dragons, our worst fear

These griffons are nothing.

Then pimpslap them and walk out of the alley like a boss

>>26181846
ask them what they want

>>26181846

Dammit, guess you can't try to fly away, even though you suck ass at flying anyway.

Guess there's nothing left to try but SWITCHBLADExSTARE 2x COMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe looking like a maniac with a switchblade in your mouth will make them back off.

>>26181873

Silence! Your sense making has no place here!

>>26181873
That sounds too reasonable and well thought out. We go with gusto.

>>26181855
You try to somehow mix the knife with your eye. You pussy out
>>26181859
You cut a couple wing holes panickedly, and accidently cut yourself a little bit too. >>26181863
You stare at them menacingly, with all the fucking fury you can muster.
They look slightly put off, but then continue anyway. Their victims usually hate them, whatever bro.
Its too early for the stare
>>26181873
Before flying away, you ask what they want

"What do you WANT from me?"
You shriek
You extend your wings for flight, all in their yellow glory. You cant see it so good, it is dark in this alley.
But they can see, their eyes are accustomed to the dank.

"Y..you're Fluttershy aren't you? Oh thank god! My boy is very sick, he needs a nurse, but we dont have healthcare! or a...green card, but thats something else entirely"

oh, TWIST

>>26181926
Damnit griffons, why didn't you just say something.

Tell them you'll help their child in return for carrots. Two birds, one stone (no offense, grifffons)

>>26181926

God damn griffons, trying to mug you and then turning all nice when they find out who you are.

Whatever, it's better than being mugged in a back alley, I guess.

>>26181715
I WILL REGRET NOTHING!

>>26181989

We need more god pony princesses wearing stockings.

>>26181937
>>26181955
"Really? Well let me teach you a bit about our capitalist society. I'll help you, if you help me"

They dont look so happy with this, insulted even. Goddamn fence hoppers.
"What dyou want?"
well now
"I want some carrots, you got any?"

"...we have three, but its the only food our family has"

MORAL DILEMMA

what now

>>26182008
you mean you want one of luna?

>>26182018
Punch the griffon, steal the carrots fly away

>>26182018
They're lying. The already stole an apple cart and were just on their way to steal from the other stores until they came across you.

>>26182030
also say sorry

>>26182018
You only need one, and they're carnivores anyway, why the hell they're eating carrots I don't know. A single carrot for saving one of their lives seems more than fair to me. Perhaps you should remind them how you single hoofedly banished a dragon, cockatrice, and manticore.

uuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh

>>26182018

Help them

The hub game taught us that kindness points are hard to come by

Dont accept any reward

>>26182020

In a word, yes.

>>26182039
gilda ate an apple, so they're probably omnivores

>>26182046
HERESY!!
To the moon!

Just put on Goblin again, we'll have to see where this takes us

>>26182063

>>26182018

They were just about to beat your ass, it's not like you can refuse to help them with their kid. You might as well get paid for this.

Besides, griffins are carnivores. Everyone knows that. What were you, born yesterday?

>>26182058
True! I guess they can eat carrots if they like, then. Still, small price to pay.

>>26182058

She also immediately threw it away and said it was gross.

Gilda was just being an asshole.

>>26182078
>>26182078
Nah bro Gilda ate a apple and that lemon drop thing.

>>26182097

Oh wait nevermind that was the other cart. Oh well, guess griffons can eat carrots. Whatever.

>>26181715
I really like the show, but I desperately hope the fandom is all but forgotten in ten years.

>>26182020
>Luna
Yes.

>>26182148
stop that. that comic made me feel terrible

>>26182030
they dont carry em around with em.
>>26182078

"I dont give a fuck, you were about to mug me, wetback"

Let your true colours out here, hmmmmm

"...fine. Follow me"
She doesnt look happy butty she is a dedicated mother. Or father, you cant really tell anymore, she pretty butch.

You reach an apartment block, desolate, poor.
Shithole.

Inside, in the first apartment on the left, you walk past pipes and cables pirating electricity and water.

inside, a young griffon is coughing lightly looking fucking virulent. Clearly, very ill. This is something you wont be able to cure alone

You gonna pay for that hospital treatment, or play their game, and take that carrot?

What dyou do. Course...you could put it out of its misery. It's about a 50/50 that'll even survive in hospital.

Or just rob shit like a madcunt, whatever

or OTHER

choose man

>>26182148
psot the whole thing?

>>26182161
>>26182148
Now I want to see the full one

>>26182161
there was a comic? where can I find it

>>26182174
MUG THE FUCKERS...if they don't mind...

>>26182161
Where did you see the full comic?

>>26182174
GTFO and back to /tg/

>>26182174

Take him to hospital

make out with nurse pony later

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h55p_bC4QnQ&feature=related

>>26182174

God damn it. Shouldn't have come in here. Fluttershy can't just let a kid die right in front of her. She's a bitch but she's still Fluttershy. Pay for the hospital treatment but take the carrots.

>>26182174
Tell them it needs hospitalisation, and if they're lucky they'll get it for free. You're probably not getting a carrot out of this, so there's no point sticking around.

>>26182161
>>26182148

Ok now i wana see that comic.

PONY ROLEPLAY PONY ROLEPLAY PONY ROLEPLAY

JUS LIEK PONY LICK!

IT AWIGHT!

>>26182174
try and find what the problem is and tell them so they know

do they even have an NHS in equestria

>>26182283
I assume it's friendship based like everything else. Which means that griffons are probably fucked, because they don't have any friends.

Okay, I feel dirty for asking for this, but... can we get some nicole oliver 34?

>>26182298
friendship based? their society looks pretty money-based

>>26182256
i found the comic on fimchan in the horse sex thread on /art/

>>26182210
>dis nigga ugly
>>26182217
>>26182235
>>26182228
"Um..Uh..I dont know what to say. He's simply too sick. He's needs the hospital, here, have some money to pay for it"
two
grand
You better be getting some carrots for this shit, ho.
"but can I still get the carrot, im kinda late to be going out on the rob"
They look at you very strangely now, suspiciously. Okay then, a carrot for 2,000 bits, that's a good deal.

They get you the carrot, you give them the notes. Private veterinary practice is incredibly lucrative.

Alright, you're out now. There's about 12 hard fucking gangland griffons around, teardrop tattoos and shit. Pull out a knife and you'd be fucking dead.

But some did see you pull out the green, and didnt look like close friends of the family. Id watch your back

Whatever man

To rarity's to get your shit cleaned up? It IS spa day

>>26182311
who?

>>26182311
How much is too much, anon.

>>26182344
You have a carrot now, head back home. What, you want to carry that thing around all day? Might make angel slightly less bitchy, too.

>>26182344
I gently undo your zipper exposing your supple man cock. Gently teasing it I realize the head is actually a pony's head and it starts licking me back.

Pony licking, who knew it could be so divine.

Were we ready for the Griffon gangbang? No. But our anuses would learn to accept their massive girths as we roleplayed on /co/ like fucking faggots.

>>26182321

Celestia gives a monthly stipend to all Equestrian ponies based on friendship levels, number of friends, and friendship-enhancing deeds for the previous month. The ambient friendship levels this creates feed Celestia and help her maintain her godlike powers.

Of course certain special ponies like Twilight are awarded research grants, and thus are not bound to their friendship duties. But things were getting kind of thin lately, so Celestia implemented mandatory friendship for ALL ponies at the beginning of episode one. Twilight still only gets paid to be a researcher though. State-mandated slavery, basically.

>>26182344
Roleplay about my OC

he's a robot pony cyborg named Cyberdale, he was created long ago by an ancient pony civilization

>>26182371
Don't be silly, anon, an interactive story isn't roleplaying!

>>26182349
That's Celestia's voice, bro.

here's that comic i mentioned

>>26182386
It's still fucking gay

>>26182383
well, he's fucking dead now, he drowned in robotic semen

>>26182391
confound these ponies

>>26182344

Get the fuck out of there, and go to Rarity's. You're not missing out on the spa after all this.

>>26182395
ROBOTS DONT HAVE SEMEN! YOU DO LONG!

>>26182397

>>26182398
Don't talk to me like that faggot, Rarity has plenty of cocks, but none for you.

>>26182407

>>26182392
And what's wrong with being gay?

>>26182414

>>26182414
Oh god there's more...

Hi bronies, how goes it.

>>26182428

>>26182438
da fuck

>>26182442
fuckin ponychan

>>26182442

>>26182460
God damn it all I laughed

>>26182442
maliciuos file code. what do?

>>26182465
take it as a sign and for the love of celestia stop now before it's too late

>>26182474
fine its all on fimchan in /art/ if you want the rest

>>26182465
edit a pixel and resave it or something

>>26182478
link?

>>26182489
fimchan doesnt do links. its fucked up man. just go to the site click on fanart. scroll down untill you see a thread asking "if this stuff is ok"

>>26182361
first.

You decide to fucking go home. What a long couple hours that was.

You trundle back over the bridges and other shit till you reach your house.

The lock's busted, the doors been kicked in. Fuck, you had some valuable shit. A burglar?

You frantically run about the house, checking your prize possessions.
Degree and commendations on the wall, yeah
jewels and other expensive shit in the drawer, yeah
autograph of the wonderbolts. Yeah. Childish dreams....

Angel, didnt finish his first carerot, the cocksucker, he just left it there.

Wait

Where the fuck is he.
You go over the house 3 times, the garden twice.
he's not on site. Shit

What to do?

good morning bronies

>>26182474
No kidding. That shit was awful.

I mean, Zecora wasn't talking in rhyming iambic pentameter or anything!

>>26182513
guten morgen

>>26182509
Who the fuck would kidnap angel?
I guess you should go looking for him, might be able to spot a trail if you look from the air. Don't miss your appointment at the spa, though, they'll probably bring him back when they realise what a pain he is anyway.

filling thread with furry until roleplaying stops

>>26182509

Wait, so they busted down your door and took nothing but Angel?

Who cares, don't miss your spa appointment.

>>26182519
Hey! *snap snap* You don't get to say good morning after you posted that comic. That was bad morning.

>>26182537
>implying roleplay.
ill show you fucking roleplay

has anybody seen my sister lyra?

>>26182537

And this affects anyone exactly how?

I stopped giving a shit about furry like 3 years ago.

>>26182537
>implying interactive storytelling is roleplay
A pity none of us are pretending to be ponies, otherwise you might actually have a point.

lol, spike fuckin the negro of the pony universe lololol

>>26182537
>roleplaying
exactly what it isnt furry piece of shit
>>26182526
The big hand is pointing to the 11 and the little hand is pointing to the 3. You got 5 minutes till that appointment, bitch, you better haul ass.

Ditch the coat, ditch everything and fly to the spa. You dont give a fuck what they see.
You only want to find angel. After spa, i mean.

You reach the spa a minute late

"Oh Fluttershy, you're late, ive been waiting here sooo long"
Man rarity can be a cunt sometimes
"Not now, really not fucking now. Just do my hair and lets go, I need your help."
She looks confused, this isnt like you
"w..whats up, Fluttershy?"

"angels gone missing. I think he ran away"
No point deluding yourself, he didnt run away. That piece of shit couldnt look after himself for a day.

Whatever. Spa time.
befittingly Im gonna use this time to have a shower
anyone want to pick up while im gone?

>>26182075

wow that furry spammer sure is spamming our thread. what ever shall we do?

Hey guys, I'm new to the whole Pony thing and posted in one of the previous threads. As suggested, I watched the first 4 episodes of this show, and I think that it has good animation and is somewhat humourus; plus Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are just epic. However, I can conclude that this isn't the show for me, but I'll stick with the meme content it has to offer.

>>26182442


WHERES THE REST I CANT FINISH LAUGTHING IF IS NOT OVER!!!!

unless its actually over. i just need confirmation.

>>26182637
good troll dere, but >>>/b/

>>26182637
What's your problem with it?

>>26182637
>gives the show a chance
>doesn't like it
>accepts people have different tastes
People could learn from you.

>>26182659
Not a troll good sir

>>26182665
I didn't really have any problems with it to be honest, its a good show and all but it just wasn't for me.

>>26182687
Alright, well, bless you for giving it a chance, I'm sorry you didn't like it as much as us.

>>26182641
Seconded

>>26182634
Sit here, rather bemused at the fact that it takes him five minutes for each post.

Silly troll, you're doing it wrong!

>>26182222
Superior
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UqUrRnh0XI&feature=player_detailpage

>>26182715
thanks anon, in return here's some (in my opinion) awesome Rainbow Dash:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi54WXIoDas

>>26182737
> mfw when Renamon technically has a cutiemark.

Does Luna have a fullname, or is it just Luna?
And why did she only show up in the first two eps? bastards!

>>26182769
We should ask her how she got it!

>>26182737
You can pounce on me any day of the week, Ren <3.

sigh.. I love Pinkie, she's so pretty!

>>26182807
Well, she's no Twist.

>>26182807

alright. back. Continuing, if anyone is interested?

>>26182807
>>26182838

i think i found them

>>26182873
Should get Rainbow Dash's help to look, she can cover a lot more ground than you.

>>26182807
You've clearly never met the prettiest, sexiest, and best pony.

>>26182896
Oh rarity you are too kind.

>>26182913
Applejack can handle this situation by herself, Rainbow Dash.

Rarity, you are too kind.

I wish Pinkie was my girlfriend... How fun would that be?

>>26182942
Well, actually, I've done the math and I'm pretty sure she was talking about me. 95% probability.

>>26182942
Your favorite pony is also my favorite.

>>26182960

>>26182944
Very. For a week. Then you're worn out and she moves on to the next person who still has enough energy to keep up with her.

>>26182913
:Generosity senses... Tingling...:

Why... Yes, Rainbow, you're so pretty with... Your unkempt mane, and... Your dirty wind-blown face, and...

I AM THE SEXIEST PONY

Obviously, Gummy is the best pony.

>>26182944

Trolling bronies, may be harder than you think.

>>26182977
Really can't argue with that.

>>26182977

Gummy is short for Gumbo, which is what Pinkie is going to turn him into when he gets big.

>>26182994

>>26182944
>>26182970
I really don't like where this thread is going.

Does anybody have a cap of the shot where the ponies are dancing around gummy? Not the gif, but just a still image?

>>26182970
>>26182942
>>26182956
oh...okay

>>26182873
It was better than the usual "X is best pony" crap we usually get at this time of day

>The ponies are staff of a university

In the middle of a bitch out.

You and Rarity leave the spa. You've completely forgotten about angel, the masseuse saw to that. Your entire being ebbs with relaxation and looseness.
You dont give a fuck.
"So, what were we gonna do again rarity? Angel something"
"Darling, ill be fuck if I know. Come back to mine, I just got some new dresses in. You HAVE to model them."
hmm, you do like wearing dresses, I think.
"And I just got some fucking dank kush, honey, you will. just. die!"
yeah, thats also a spa day tradition too.

Well what, fucking hit that shit with rarity? Visit someone else

fuck angel bro, but if you want to look might as well.

What. is. going. down?

>>26183012
It's okay, you're still a good pony

>>26183012

Oh, Rainbow Dash, I still think you're pretty.

>>26183041

>>26183041
Yeah, angel will come back at some point. Just don't forget to see somebody about fixing your lock before you leave the town center.

>>26182956
>>26182942
>>26182913
Silly foals, she Clearly was referring to me.

>>26183054
I remember Brandy and Mr Whiskers.
That was a shitty show.

>>26183054
>filename

Any Derpy Hooves wallpapers?

>>26183062
I've always loved your sense of humour.

>>26183081
Kinda interesting how the only way I could tell that this is furry is the ear...

You furries aren't even good at being furries!

>>26183012
Fuck it, you just made me feel sad...

Rainbow Dash, you are indeed sexy.

>>26183097
Sorry, just going by the newfag standard

>>26183041
dank kush?

How'd that last thread 404 so fast? Oh well. Ponies!

>>26183047
>>26183049
>>26183099
Thanks guys.

Rainbow Dash knows she's unatractive so that's why she doesn't even bother trying to be girly.

>>26183111
Jesus, that's gross looking.

>>26183113
weed, friend. I just gonna make this an extreme clusterfuck again, I spose

>>26183122
Are you saying you find ponies attractive?

>>26183115
I killed it to free up the marker.

>>26183120
are you a girl or a boy?

>>26183076
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WANTS A ONE WAY TRIP TO THE MOON

>>26183137
they have their own standards and by whatever measures those are, Dash is ugly

>>26183127
well it is "Fluttershy's fucking awful quest"

>>26183140
If you want to take care of the marker for awhile, have fun.

Keep at it, soldier.

>>26183150
>someone
>not somepony
Looks like it's you who gets to go to the moon this time, Celestia.

>>26183142
>>26183152
You're both just jealous!

>>26183173
I could free it up so you can take over again if you'd like.

>>26183150
Just saying, I've found books with your fashions in them that are so old the pages are yellow. Maybe you should read a magazine every few hundred years.

>>26183060
You stop by the locki shop on your way down. Mr.Key or some shit promises to go over and install later today. He's a creepy old man, but you hide your shit well. he wont find anything.

To Rarity's

You pass the hospital with your pristine, polished friend, and go check in on the griffons.

They are weeping, long drawn tears of anguish and loss. It clearly didnt work. Fuck, bro.

What, you gonna console them? take the piss?
Ignore and walk away?

>>26183180
of what? A flight school drop out

>>26183175
OH SHIT, I'M SORRY DERPY, DON'T HURT ME!

>>26183187
>Fliename

>>26183180
Aw, don't listen to 'em, you're pretty on the inside

>>26183197

>>26183197
go ask the griffons what happened and then go console them because you're fucking fluttershy and you are damn good at consoling things

>>26183197
Yeah, nothing could have been done. If they'd, y'know, been smart about it and not tried to get medical help by mugging a vet maybe they'd have done better. Maybe you should ask for a refund, those 2000 bits won't re-earn themselves.

>>26183229

>>26183201

OSHI- CELESTIA FEARS DERPY

MUST FIND A WAY TO EXPLOIT THIS

>>26183229
aw, Im sure theyll find the cash'll way back to you. The health service have a habit of expediting an overflow of clients to independent clinics.

>>26183209
Pretty on the inside... Pinkie pie you think I'm ugly too...??

>>26183230
TUFF puppy also sucks.

>>26183180

I, for one, really like the tomboy thing you've got going on. I long to massage your taut, muscular-but-still-feminine body, and run my fingers through your rainbow mane.

>>26183260
you are the worst of the best im afraid. Suck it up and go fuck around with the wonderbolts or some shit. Rarity and Fluttershy are too busy being beautiful

>>26183285
I'll laugh when Dash gets a sex change solely because its easier to be an ugly guy than an ugly girl

Goddammit.

>>26183299
you mean like you?

>>26183285
Umm, thanks... I think i hear fluttershy calling for me... I'll see you later...

>>26183260
Rainbow Dash, I think you are best pony.

>this thread
I need to stop going to these threads

>>26183260
You're beautiful, dashie in your own, unique way

4chan is derping hard

>>26183334
Stop being evil Pinkamena.

>>26182733

i just realized flutershy´s tongue is orange.

Rainbow dash is still loved

http://e621.net/data/9e/eb/9eeb636184a0c47f97140de65f6937a0.swf

>>26183342
No! Don't stop!

>>26183350

Heh heh...

>>26183247
Ever wonder why she's only "Princess" Celestia?

>>26183334
I think I'm going to go home...

Now THIS is roleplaying

>>26183228
>>26183229
"Rarity, Ill just be a minute. I have to go see to this. Can you wait here?"

"Yes, darling, of course. Dont be too long"
Element of generosity my ass

You approach the griffons, sobbing desperately
"um, hi. Are you okay?"
They look to you. Then fury, bright and hateful, springs from their eyes. Why?

"THIS IS YOUR FAULT!"
oh
"SHE DIED OF VITAMIN A DEFICIENCY FROM YOUR FUCKING CARROT!"

wait what? Thats retarded. Must be the grief

Than the bitch fencejumper pulls a knife. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. She's coming bitch what you gonna do?

new thread
>>26183310
>>26183310
>>26183310
>>26183310
>>26183310
>>26183310
>>26183310

>>26183391
Too late for you and your crazy moon language.

>>26183386
>>26183386
>>26183386
>>26183386
>>26183386

>>26183383
Well, now they're just being unfair. Stare it into submission, make it stab itself if you have to. They still had two other carrots, even if she did somehow die of vitamin A deficiency it's still their stupid faults. Beat them into submission, but don't take long, Rarity's waiting for you.

>>26183399
>>26183391
EVERY TIME

>>26183382

Wait! Rainbow Dash, don't go!
i love you

marker gonna mark?

So which one is the new general?

>>26183375
Because Hasbro made Lauren drop the Queen title?

>>26183676
That's just what she wants you to think.

>>26183375
I for one welcome our physics ignoring overlord. Mainly cause she's cute as a button.

Here's a survey for you to take. Taking it is a pledge of your never ending loyalty to ponies.

>>26183710
Unfortunately this is the only real evidence we have so until you prove that you are the queen you will always be that background pony who suffers from strabismus

>>26182311
Man I ask for Chistery cheesecake and everyone flips out. We ask for 34 of that and it's legit?

>>26184152
Might have something to do with the fact that nicole oliver is an actual woman, and is probably the definition of the word "sultry"