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Clinton was a shit-fucker and Mayor Mare has just as many flings with interns.Discuss.
Texted my long time friend to watch FiM today. Haven't seen him in a while. I think this was his reaction
I'm just going to say, that I don't care for that coloring style.
>>26108046Hes headed to your house to punch you in the face because hes now addicted.
>>26108041I'd totally be the Mayor's intern bro.
>>26108075Too bad she only hires lesbians.
ITT: the best ponyThat IS how you spell Fluttershy.
Last thread confirms it: this is the best ship.
>>26108089is it bad I knew exactly what the filename was without checking it?
>>26108089Have you ever been timed? I'm sure you've broken at least 8 seconds...
Bronies, how do you unspool from a grimdark fanfic?I feel like I need to shake my head out a little. Something brighter, happier. I rewatched Episode 2 of the show today, and it's helped a little.
This is why we can't have nice things.
>>26107891Gimme another pony face to do.
>>26108075Would you suck her dick too?
>>26108089>filename>purple worm
>>26108041assmad republifag who refuses to admit that supply-side economics is total bullshit detected
>>26108076And then the marker was abducted by the Dutch.
>>26108112Why, luna, of course
>>26108107He's gotten close to being the very next post, he's been only 2 post numbers off a few times before. Eventually it'll be the next post and the world will end.
>>26108109The trick is not reading the grimdark fics in the first place.So which one was it? Cupcakes? The Severing?
>>26108109You don't. It happens naturally.I found that cupcakes slowly increased my love for pinkie pie. I had read it the week of Party of One. My initial reaction was oh god no, but now I'm pretty meh
>>26108102Agent Haha is a talking monkey and can't write for shit. Take your kissing lesbian magician ponies elsewhere.
>>26108112Have you done Octavia?Also, anything need colors?
Let's make this a fun thread!Discussion topics:Season 2 episode predictionsDavid IngramInevitable straight-to-DVD moviePonies
loooool
>>26108127This fucking picture took me two hours to make, I had to find the words son, ..., I, am, proud in OTHER comics to cut and paste into the fucking bubble.
>>26108109I don't fucking read them.
>>26108096And everything worked out better than expected.
>>26108112Do this reaction face
>>26108161I only read fapfics. And my life is a little better for it.
hey does anyone know where i can find the clapping pony gifs. i made the exploitable. or you could post them because do want.
>>26108159>shooping dash face onto celestiaNo wonder it looks odd.
>>26108109i wish i knew. i read one moths ago and still get bothered
>>26108158>Season 2 episode predictionsbeach vacation episode, multi-parter involving a big scary bad guy>David IngramI don't like musical numbers>Inevitable straight-to-DVD moviedo want>PoniesYes.
>>26108192holy shit land-of-austrian-steroid-using-bodybuilders going on there
>>26108103nah, wasn't trying to be particularly obtuse this go around and everybody knows it by now>>26108107i dunno>>26108136soon
>>26108192i cant wait to get home and fap to this
>>26108158>Season 2Beach EpisodeTrading Places episodeLunaTrixieCMCs as individualsNuff said>IngramDat Twilight solo for season 2>Straight to DvDnew villain, epic story, involves luna and trollestia
>>26108129I did a Luna several weeks ago. It was pretty turrible.Let's try it again then.>>26108156Not a head shot, but she's getting fanart out the ass anyway and from way better people than me.
>>26108158Luna visits Ponyville and is basically Starfire from the the Teen Titans cartoon.
>>26108148Then shall we discuss the joys of nubrubs?
if luna starts singing in s2 i think i will explode
>>26108156
>>26108139Ha, I don't mind Severing. I like Princess Fluttershy at the end.I won't say which one I read. It's a newer one starring Rarity. It hit me harder because Rarity is my favorite pony.
>>26108181I want to see a canon bald pony.
>>26108263It's probably going to be a different VA than whoever said the 2 lines Luna has in episode 2.
>>26108263its kinda sad to know that its almost guaranteed luna will have a new VA in s2 but i think i will be able to deal with it
>>26108300deal with it nerd
>>26108102>Twixie>this is the best ship
>>26108280that'd be creepy
>>26108158>Season 2 episode predictionsObligatory "you don't know how hard my job is/you wouldn't last a day in my shoes" episode where two ponies switch "jobs". Or, Twilight casts a spell that accidentally switches personalities between two ponies.>David IngramPardon my ignorance, but... who?>Inevitable straight-to-DVD movieI welcome it with open arms.>PoniesLove 'em. Applejack 4 lyf.
>>26108280So, Trixie's cancer riddled mother before she died then?
Do you prefer Twilight to be the dominant type, or submissive?
>>26108263no doubt she will. mlp has a habit of doing shit like that.
anyone got that distraught rarity picture?
>>26108327domination please
>>26108181I just went onto ponibooru and put in "clapping"
>>26108346this one?
>>26108324>>David Ingram>Pardon my ignorance, but... who?The music composer for the show.
>>26108362>Upsetmule.png
>>26108327Starts submissive, then when you do it wrong she TURNS dominant and shows you how it's done.
>>26108362no but saved anyway. The fanone where she is looking skyward, mouth agape with hooves raised in anguish
>>26108254>nubrubs"Ah- s- don't!" cried Twilight.Trixie's hoof circled Twilight's horn mid-shaft. She chuckled as hot magic sparks beaded off her hoof-hair. She scraped ever-so-slightly from one spiral line to the next with the rough part of her hoof, murring, "don't?"She climbered back down, a little hard, "--or do?"Twilight trembled. The book in her hooves fell to the floor, and her flank was starting to quake. The bit her lip and tried to shut her nostrils to keep the slightest 'eep' from escaping and giving Trixie the satisfaction of a 'yes.'Trixie's hoof passed over the very tip. A sweet little shudder passed through Twilight, and her ears flattened lightning-quick. The magical aura at the base was starting to grow ...Trixie chortled, "I'll take that as a yes, then."Twilight frowned best she could with her facial tics. Damn Trixie was good.
>>26108383"You're obviously not doing it right, I however, have read plenty of books on this subject."And then she proceeds to rape you.
Sup bronies.I really need to make one for the other ponies so others can enjoy it.
>>26108389oh, rarity in anguish. I haven't saved that yet.
G2 Bon-Bon was a porker.
>>26108192needs more quad. those boobs are too big. why does no one have a bra on. very impractical.
>>26108373What was it about him?
>>26108383Because she read a book on it... of course
>>26108421I forgot my image.How embarrassing.
>>26108421And you are talking about?
>>26108327She likes to be in control, but she's doesn't like to put herself in that position often enough to need a release from it in the form of submission and I'm aware that the sub is the one technically in charge, so I think she's ripe for letting out all that repression as a mistress of the night.Oh, Trixie~
>>26108327I see her as submissive. I know some might see her as more dominating as she's incredibly gifted at magic and serves as the something of the group leader of her friends, but she tends to be something of a worrywart (especially over the Princess's opinion of her and her friends), and tends to act girly and innocent when she opens up (her love for sleepovers, and YES YES YES YES YES YES).
>David Ingramhe is a true brony he admit to fapping to pones
>>26108192I thought Fluttershy, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie were the designated big-titty girls.
>>26108389Wouldn't you know it, I only saved this version and not the singular one.
>>26108460I call bullshit on that, do you have any proof?
>>26108468And I never saved the colored version!
>>26108468stop being so bad at images
i doubt twilight is dominant or submissiveshe just wants to get things right according to the bookso she would want her partner to do everything in the pony sutrain one night
>>26108468>>26108487I think we need to go on a crusade...
>>26108478in the interview he said he REALLY enjoys the plot and that can only mean one thing
>>26108402> walk in> read this> my fuckin' face when
>>26108507Clopping?Clopping.
>>26108493people really dont know abotu ponibooru do they?
he said applejacks plot is his favorite
I drawed a twilite
>>26108530>spahkle.jpg
>>26108524Oh boy are we discussing plot?!
>>26108441>Twilight sexually dominating Trixie instead of vice versaI can't see that happening unless Trixie wanted to have some role reversal fun for the night. mite b cool though! Gives me good ideas for a picture too.
>>26108513>Because we have too many fetishes and the fans are confused you beautiful beast.
>>26108554
>>26108552Right.Please refer to >>26108402
>>26108465The artist bustifies everybody.
>>26108545I kind of hoped that was what the MLP threads would be about when I first showed up...
i drew pinkie pieu liek gaiz????????????????
>>26108568>>26108554And RarityRarity was born.Half pony, Half pony.
>>26108402>my faceYou are awesome.
DEAR EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD,IF YOU NEED AN IMAGE THAT YOU KNOW EXISTS, GO CHECK PONIBOORU BECAUSE ODDS ARE SOMEBODY POSTED IT THERE.LOVE, ANON
>>26108612I call bullshit, 4chan is the only imagebord on the internet.
>>26108498That is what I think, too
>>26108635I probably couldn't get past page 15
somebody help me find that image of lyra bursting out of a cake tia
>>26108660here you go, it's at>>26108660
>>26108612thats what ive been trying to say. that place is awesome. hell its even a community of its own.
>>26108653Introduction: Foreplay: Oral Sex: Putting it in, Taking it Out.** For the in-between, refer to chapter six.*** For mare-mare sex, please refer to chapter 11.
>>26108660Here you go.
>>26108591I fucking adore it.
>>26108660I'd post it, but it looks like someone did here>>26108660
I meant actual positions. Foreplay is covered in the introductory chapter, and isn't a properly numbered part of the book.
How is that season 2 poster coming along?
Tara strong is voicing harley quinn now.Have we drawn Harley as a pony yet?Harley Equinn.
>>26108498Suddenly I want to read the Pony Sutra. Someone needs to write it right now.Damn it /co/...I never used to be this messed-up...
>>26108660
Have you ever had a nice firm plot analysis in these threads?
Why are there 2 threads that werent image capped last night??
>>26108498>pony sutraI wonder if Twilight has only read it once, or re-reads it periodically?
>>26108717we did once
>>26108717Right...Plot analysis
>>26108717>nice firm plot analysisNow THAT I can get behind...
>>26108742the bottom right of the cover looks pretty worn, so I think re-reading it.
>>26108713Keep in mind. Because of the way their faces are designed they don't so much look like Furries as they do multicolored women...with cat ears...who are crawling around on all fours...and are constantly getting tied up and gagged.You know.. for kids.
>>26108493>>26108487>>26108468You guys are scholars among ponies.
>>26108710This one? No action for a while.
>>26108717plot is a sin and should be keep from out children
>>26108799Dat Octavia.
>>26108777Now I have to take a cold shower...
>>26108821They DID censor plot out of that cavern episode. TrollHD has the broadcast version which includes ample Dash and Fluttershai plot.... iTunes really really hates poni plot, I guess.
>>26108829You're welcome.
>>26108799OCTAVIA'S INSTRUMENT HAS NO STRINGS
>>26108829You know, they probably don't have showers in ponyville.All the ponies require spongebaths, but it's a bit difficult I assume if you aren't a unicorn. I wonder if /co/ would be willing to give a pony of their choice a warm spongebath?
>>26108717>Have you ever had a nice firm plot analysis in these threads?Yes, when the episodes were coming out there were decent conversations about them. Now the fandom is -- well, what you see.
>>26108866there's a picture of rarity in the shower
>>26108847>search for plot on ponibooru>found thiswtf man...captcha=second evilthet
>>26108821>keep from out children
>>26108777>Pinkie has a meaty and healthy plotThat pleases me, but I think I'd have to take Twilight's over Pinkie's.
>>26108675How so? In the comments?
>>26108880It's Second Life.You expect any different?Be glad they aren't all fucking. yet
>>26108880God damn that's fucking scary.
>>26108898>ralph get out
>>26108887I wrote her like that because almost nothing's more fun than a chunky girl who's down to fuck.
>>26108909no
>>26108893you have no ideahttp://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/13874?search=octaviadisregard the image just read the comments
>>26108874The fandom still does good things. Madmax still does comics, there's like half a dozen pony games in the works, the choose your own adventure story that just came out...Now, the /co/ threads may have gone to shit, that's true. But there's still good stuff going on in the fandom.
>>26108923I require the Choose your own adventure
>>26108880
>>26108949http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/storygame-purloined-pony.htmlHas there been any fanart of this yet?
>>26108923>the /co/ threads have gone to shitTruer words were never spoken. It's like all you ever see on here nowadays is porn.>>26108918I love Ponibooru.
>>26108918>Favorited by 43 peopleHoly fuck, I never saw so many favorites for one piece of art there before.
>>26108949http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/storygame-purloined-pony.html
>>26108880>>26108880oh shit nigger this better be shooped i think im going to start playing second life...
>>26108968> gone to shitTime to pack it in then.
But actually, even Ponibooru is in shit mode right now. Right now they're in the middle of a "meme war" or some other such nonsense.
it was sort of neat, but i don't really like the cyoa overalljust saiyan
>>26108737OP deleted them
>>26108987Trust me, you really don't want to go there.
>>26108545
>>26109007Lura went there expecting humans who loved animals.All she saw were furries and the wastes they left in their wake.
>>26108987Dont do it.DONT DO IT.SECOND LIFE IS EVERYTHING WRONG WITH EVERY COMMUNITY. ANYTHING BAD YOU HEAR ABOUT FURRIES, AND THE SONIC FANDOM, REGARDLESS OF TRUTH NORMALLY, ITS ALL TRUE IN SL. IM SURE PONIESS ARE NO DIFFERENT. Besides, someone is probably chargin 500 bucks each for a shitty 3d custom pony, dont bother, you will hate everything about it.
>>26109007but... but... perfect 3D pony plot!
>>26109000I thought it was really good, because it stayed so true to the style of the books. But if someone didn't like the cyoa series to begin with, I could see how it wouldn't be there cup of tea.I was also blown away by how long it was. There's like a hundred pages.
>>26108989Eh, I didn't mean it in that way. We have the power to change it. By actually discussing the show and not being a bunch of pony-fappers.Of course, that'll be easier for some than others.
>>26109028>Lura
>>26108918That image is delightful.The comments? Not so much.
i lost about 12 hours of my life in the past 2 days watching EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of My Little Pony. And you know what? It was worth it!although there where one or two episodes where i had moments of clarity, asking myself "Why at 21 years old am i watching a show about Ponies, Unicorns, and Pegasuses (Pegasus? Pegasi?) that teaches little girls morals about freindship?". But then something funny happens, or Pinky opens her mouth, or Fluttershy does something so goddamn adorable, and i slip back into madness.
>>26109062But it taught me a lot about bow strings.
>>26108918Those people are kinda dumb.
>>26108880May God have mercy on your soul.
>>26109067Sounds about right.
>>26109056 >LuraLura is Molestia's little sister. She loves playing victim and sheding croc tears to get everyone's attention.
>>26108241A Luna.
>>26108512>walk in>bitchQuit bitching.
>>26109143VERY nice
>>26109128how horrifying
>>26109143She needs to be more of a midnight blue instead of purple.
>mfw the dude who wrote the songs for MLP is on IRC.
>>26109169I would like a link.
>>26109067oh and the reaction faces. My god, the reaction faces. Animators deserve a goddamn metal for the comedy gold that is conveyed in those faces.
>>26109067Good, good! You have passed the first test. Now theres just three final hurdles before you can become a true brony: 1) You must jack it to ponies. Non-humanized. Preferably futa.2) You must read every fanfic. Ever.3) You must create an OC pony. This pony must be an alicorn, a blatant self-insert, and in a romantic relationship with no fewer than three cannon characters. Alternately, you may write a fanfic about how you magically traveled to Equestria and got laid by your favorite pony/ponies. This story must include graphic details, and at least two sexual acts (not including bestiality) which are illegal in the continental united states.Welcome to the herd!
>>26109158The idea of Celestia and Luna fighting off Molestia and Lura seems amusing though.Especially if the one behind of the fight were Trollestia and her little sister... Lulmad.
>>26109195I haven't seen a show so rife with reaction images ever
>>26109195everyone keeps telling me my face is funnymy face is not funny
>>26109188I think the marker has the right IRC.
>>26109195HERE'S YOUR GODDAMN METAL
>>26109227IS THAT SUM MOTHERFUCKIN BISMUTH?!
>>26108777DRAWFAGGING REQUIRED
>>26109204>1that's pretty easy, there's some pretty hot/cute stuff on paheal>2yeah.nah.>3my OC shall never leave the confines of my brainhe likes it in there
>>26109227FUCK YEAH, BISMUTH
>>26109240I'll take anything I can get with that.God I want that chart made.
>>26109188Copied it right out of the linkboard up therePony IRC!http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channel: #mylittlepony
>>26108799I don't want to double submit on it. Unless you need more drawings
>>26109252Pretty much this.
>>26109217Go to bed, Scootaloo.
>>26109227
>>26109268Well Megasweet has already made a breast chart and a vagina chart...
>>26109169How did he find it? Also prove it.
>>261092041. no2. haha, no.3. ... already in my head. all of it. The mind wandered during the marathon.
>>26109310>vagina chartwhat the fuck why
Can I actually like the show and hate the terrible porn and fanfic?Because I do
>>261092041. Nope, only humanized2. nope, Luna's Magic wand, Cupcakes, and Dizzy mom (OPP fic)3. Mine was put on paper, there will be no more (and it was an earth pony)
>>26109324hey, big mac's cutie mark was seen twice on the chart.on two different girls of the mane cast.
>>26109341Leave /co/ never return
>>26109310I'd ask, but isn't that a little self-serving?
>>26109341Yes. I don't mind most of the porn but fuck fanfiction.
>>26109324Because MegaSweet.
>>26109310Vagoo chart isn't inked yet.I've been considering doing one more after that. Hadn't considered a plot chart.The idea brought up in RS's thread was a dick chart
>>26109310 breast chart and a vagina chart...
>>26109368You have to consider broad appeal. Not everyone loves dickgirls.But everyone loves PLOT.
You ever start writing something, then you get another idea, and another, and by the end the original idea blossomed into some big story you really don't know how to fit together?Yeah. I got that.Maybe I should divide the 'Celestia is dying' and the 'Four beings of great evil + betrayal Spike = bringing back the thing that makes the weather have to be worked by hand.' stories into two.
>>26109341Nope it's impossible.
>>26109368Oh, hi there.
I've grown tired of fanfiction and drawfagging, what other ways can I satiate my need for pony?
>>26109217your face is funny!
>>26109379True, true.
>>26109324>>26109310Last I checked it wasn't inked/colored. Has it been inked/colored yet?
>>26109381ALL the fucking time.
>>26109359I don't want to leave /co/, we got good comics threads hereBut I admit. Pony threads on /co/ are terrible. Hell, the /b/ pony threads are better, and it's fucking /b/.
>>26109341Yes. Hide with us. Until it's all over.
>>26109393You must become pony.
>>261092041.-Everything except anthro (with exception of Crappyunicorn's anthro)2.-I've read plenty, I don't read normalfics3.-Sure I have made an OC-self insert, but he has no back story or a story at all
Hey guys, I've been waiting all day for the new episode to show up and it still hasn't. Same thing with last week.What's going on here? I'm starting to think there might have been an accident. Are the ponies dead? Or are they just sleeping?
>>26109402so tell me why Applejack and Rarity are both shocked that the other would have Big Mac's cutie mark
I couldn't figure out a reason to post this other than I wanted to, so well, here you go I guessit looks like it was done in flash, maybe ms paint
>>26109394indeed
>>26109368I tried making a dick chart but gave up.
>>26109368I'm just gonna throw it out here, but, that spoilext doesnt sound like so bad an idea
>>26109398Wait. Is your trip still banned?
>>26109419This.You are now ready to obtain the next level.
>>26109341I don't like the porn but some of the other fan art is great. Not much of a fanfiction guy.
>>26109437Really, Rarity's shock is the only justified shock. Because Jesus Christ, he's Applejack's BROTHER. Way to live down to the stereotype, AJ.
>>26109437Rarity's shocked that AJ would sleep with her brother, and AJ is shocked that Mac would choose anyone but her.
>>26109483That's a sensible explanation. Now explain why the mark is on opposite thighs.
>>26109435I killed them all because they wouldn't stop making fun of my face. And my butt hands.How do you like me now, /co/?
>>26108127for some reaosn this image reaction made me laugh so much...
>>26109449hey sb do you have that sketch of lyra doing a hand srand you said you would make the other night?
ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWNAND THE SKY IS GRAY
>>26109489This isn't going to be your fucking double penetration theory, is it?
>>26109513no, and that's never been my theory
>>26109449Big Macintosh is Ponyville's one and only dick chart.
Twilight: slight, but nice and firm.Applejack: round and big, extremely - extremely! - muscularRarity: firm, but jazzercise-firm, not heavy-exercise firm.Fluttershy: mostly soft, but thin - not much for mass, but very ticklish.Dash - muscular as the rest of her, but not much for plot-lovin.Pinkie - lots of cushin' for the pushin'.Deleted and repasted because my trip didn't work the first time. Sorry, gang.
>>26109449Yeah they can get pretty exhausting to complete. Especially if you're going for full color. >>26109459Until the end of the month I'll be posting under various names. Just cuz.
>>26109505I didn't say I would do that, but I may anyway.Can't do any more doodling at the moment, though. Maybe later on.
>>26109525>Mac>not snails
>>26109507shit son is that some scissor sistersnow I have to listen to that album again
>>26109494You're too adorable to be psychotic Scoots. Sorry.
>>26109507Okay I'm going to bed now.
>>26109525Yes, they use him because if they used Snails, none of the other men would even register in comparison.
>>26109402Seriously has this been finished?
>>26109541Snails clocks in at 1.5 Macs. Everyone else is <1.Mr. Cake scored a respectable .8 Macs.
>>26109552Spike is a dragon. He will one day by necessity have the biggest dick.All the ponies he likes will be dead by then, of course...
>>26109531Just underscoring this repost because I am a dipshit who can't keep userscripts working well.
>>26109507GALA-FORNIA DREAMING
>>26109541does this pony have a name?
Scootaloo's asleep, post CP!
>>26109595filename says luna...
Oh no! Snails dropped his monster condom for his magnum dong
>>26109571 All the ponies he likes will be dead by then, of course..Nothing that a shovel and some necrophilia can't solve in the name of love.
>>26109608FUCK THAT GODDAMN OWL
So like, I watched the first two episodes today aaaaaaaand ... I liked them. I feel a little dissapointed in myself but, a little relieved, you know?What do I do now?
>>26109608I love this. ;_;
>>26109615filenames mean exactly shit, so I'll file it under "carrot cutie mark is disgusted"
>>26109608:DI'm so sorry
>>26109595It's carrot top when she dyed her hair green in Boast Busters before Rarity insulted green hair and she changed it back
>>26109565No not yet.
>>26109595
>>26109639Watch the rest of the episodes in order.
>>26109639Watch the rest at your leisure, and slowly start questioning yourself, until finally realizing that it's okay to like ponies.
>>26109639You burn.
>>26109665thanks, renaming now
>>26109639Continue in order. Applebuck Season should seal the deal.Or you can skip straight to Party of One if you want the for real best episode.
>>26109639I've been keeping tabs on Ponychan's attempt to create a chronological order for the episodes. I think I shall rewatch them in the order that they come up with.I rewatched Episode 2 today, and DAMN it was fun. I like what we got, but I wouldn't have said no to Pony Sailor Moon, either.
>>26109532Yikes. It seems like forever since you were quite yourself.
>>26109678FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR LETTERS
>>26109680Carrot Top is the best
>>26109687>I've been keeping tabs on Ponychan's attempt to create a chronological order for the episodes....But they're already in chronological order.
>>26109655In a more just world, those legs wouldn't be SO FUCKING HUGE AND OFF MODEL.
>>26109676Accept the ponies. Love the ponies. Be the ponies.
>>26109720>Fall following WinterIdon'tthinksotim.jpg
>>26109720No, no they're not.Unless at least 2 whole years or more pass between getting tickets to the Gala and going to it.
>>26109639You're a 40k fan eh?Did you know that Celestia is Macha?
Since we don't have a working dick chart, how about just a ranking?Double points for including genderswaps.Triple points if you provide measurements (relative or objective).
appearenly there's a meme_war on ponibooruhttp://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/list/meme_war/2
>>26109691It's actually been kind of fun to come up with new name variants.
>>26109608This is fucking adorableThat snorkle has been in Pinkie's pie
>>26109707Sorry I think you mean Carrot Cake
>>26109678If liking ponies is heresy maybe I don't want to be right!>>26109685Applebuck Season, ah? I'll keep an open mind till I come across that episode then.
>>26109720>...But they're already in chronological order.Dude, PLEASE post that on /pony/. I want to see the shitstorm.Seriously please do that.
>>26109381>Celestia is dyingWHATEXPLAIN
>>26109784I prefer Carrot Top.Come at me bro.
>>26109797>Applebuck Season, ah? I'll keep an open mind till I come across that episode thenIt's number four. If you've watched the first two you're almost there.
>>26109804>Celestia>dieNo. Pic related, this is canon.
>>26109685>Party of OneBut Party of One is only funny once you know Pinky well enough.
>>26109748The ponies control the weather, remember? They can have winter and spring whenever the hell they want.
>>26109394http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GZjrwFsNiULINK, YOUR FACE IS FUNNYYOU HAVE A FUNNY FACEYOUR MAJESTY, ISN'T LINK'S FACE FUNNY
>>26109757Use this as a reference point:http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=981265
>>26109846... fuck. Hadn't thought of that.
>>26109685>skip to Party of OneNO, DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS. Just watch the episodes in order for maximum enjoyment. Skip "Show Stoppers" and "Owl's Well that Ends Well", though.
>>26109812Glorious!
So which episode should I show my dad first to convince him I'm not a total loser for liking this show?I talked about this in an earlier thread, he's been a Hollywood animator for decades and I want to show him that it's not a shit tier cartoon
>>26109846But it's more logical that it follows a natural progression.
>>26109892now why would you skip this glorious motherfucker
>>26109892Watch the last ten minutes of "Owl's Well That Ends Well," to see Twilight and Spike have an adorable moment.But seriously, FUCK THAT OWL.
>Enjoy My Little Pony.>Be a writer.>Everyone makes fap fics and other stuff like that.>Mfw I just write about giant adventures with super heroes or characters I made up.CAPTAIN AMERICA AND APPLEJACK TEAM UP TO DO BATTLE WITH RED SKULL
>>26109797Take this good anonAlso someone needs to do another... better admech pony.
>>26109901Suited for Success.
>>26109757Braeburn: average and more or less proud of it. A little tuft of hair on his testicles. No circumcision. Not self-conscious in the slightest; when has he ever been?Big Mac: huge and thick, well-proportioned testicles. Zero hair; he spends time in the shower shaving each morning. maybe a little shy showing it off. Uncircumcised.Caramel: a shade smaller than average. Lots of hair "down there" and pretty shamefaced about the whole thing. Cut.Mr Cake: tiny and more than a little surprised anyone's larger than him.Mr. Quill: Confused and average. No hair whatsoever; Whooves doesn't like it any other way.Royal Guard pony: Average, definetely not slight, very thick. STARING STRAIGHT AHEAD.... I am a VERY bad pony.
>>26109919Because the episode was shit.
>>26109846The trees were obviously turning on their own in Fall Weather Friends. I don't think ponies really have total control over their ecosystem.And why the fuck would fall follow winter.
>>26109901Show him the episodes that got you hooked. If musical numbers are his thing,I'd recommend Winter Wrap Up.
>>26109846Why would the ponies choose to have winter if they could skip it to grow additional crops?
>>26109919Because Owlblahblahblah is a shit-tier animal companion and was suited to a shit-tier episode.
>>26109921>CAPTAIN AMERICA AND APPLEJACK TEAM UP TO DO BATTLE WITH RED SKULLBut does Cap jam it in?
>>26109901Your dad?Does he even like cartoons? If he's not a fan of animation nothing will convince him.
>>26109892Don't worry, I planned on watching them all so I don't miss out anything. I mean, I kinda like it so far, so if I do continue I'd like to be able to discuss previous episodes with you guys and not be lost when a future episode makes a joke or reference to a previous one.>>26109922Well, I was a bit of a drawfag back in the day. I might make one at some point but, for now it's pony time.
>>26109952Of course. Ever hear of the expression "As American as Apple pie?"
>>26109942>>26109929It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.
>>26109761I don't understand.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/storygame-purloined-pony.htmlAll of you cunts read thisIt is the best fanfiction I have EVER seenAnd it's a motherfucking choose your own adventure story
>>26109961Well yeah sure he likes cartoons, he's just had to work on some shitty productions over the years because he was desperate for work (e.g. Alvin and the Chipmunks 2)
>>26109952Steve would never do that!How dare you!?
>>26109927>no snailssuniamdissapoint.jpg
>>26109942From Look before you Sleep I got the idea that there's some kind of overarching 'balance' mechanism in place...One part of Equestria is sunny? So another part of Equestria gets to be stormyalso gives them an excuse to dress up, have fun holidays, ice skate and have all kinds of cute pony winter fun
>>26109977they all go in more or less of a conversational order
>>26109919Because he sucks, his episode sucks, and both TS and Spike came off looking like complete douches by the time it was all said and done.Fuck, even RARITY came off as a wishy-washy bitch.Fuck that entire episode and fuck anyone who likes it.
Do you guys think Pinkie will ever twitch again or was it simply a case of shit tier character derailment for the sake of a single poorly written episode?
>>26109942To have some downtime from working the fields, and rest, and enjoy time with their friends and family a bit more.
>>26109571I wrote a story for you:The townspeople cowered in their houses, barely daring to look out the windows. The pegasus ponies on weather patrol had seen a dragon moving towards the town, and a large one at that. Nopony really thought that the dragon would break the age-old treaty and make a kill on Equestrian land, but still...when a dragon comes calling, it's just good sense to get out of the way.Spike sighed wistfully as he landed in a large, grassy field outside of town. It had centuries since he'd come here; doubtless none of the ponies even knew who he was. Still, he was grateful that none of them would venture outside until he left. Some things required a bit of privacy.It took a bit of searching, but eventually he found what he was looking for. The field he had landed in was filled with markers, tiny pebbles to the great dragon's eyes, and on one of them was written, in letters which age had faded to near illegibility, "Rarity: 982 CR-1055 CR. Beloved friend and generous heart."The dragon sighed as he thought back to the days when he had so yearned for the purple-maned unicorn, when he had desired nothing more than to hear her say, "I love you." Alas, those days were never to come."Oh Spike, you're such a cute little dragon!" she always would say. "Aren't you just the sweetest little baby!" All he was to her was a child, nothing more. Just a little, tiny dragon.
>>26109927>ponies>circumcisionwhy.jpg
>>26109799I don't really get how they are not chronological already....
>>26109927
>>26109991No Doughnut Pony either. For shame!
>>26110014Reaching down, Spike stroked his 12 foot dragon dick. Slowly at first, then with greater speed and intensity. As he jerked himself off, he began to pant out words, "Who's a little dragon now, huh Rarity? Who's tiny, huh? Huh? You ever see something like this from Big Mac? Girl, I'm gonna show you what a real man is liiiIIIIIIiike..."As the brief high of orgasm abated, Spike looked down a little guilty. Rarity's grave, and those of a dozen other ponies besides, were buried under several inches of dragon semen. He didn't envy the groundskeeper who would be tasked with cleaning it up. Still, as he took off into the air, Spike felt a great weight lift from his shoulders. At last, a great burden had been lifted.Spike was over 400 years old, and had seen and done many things. But now, once and for all, he felt he could forget the shame of being a 'little' dragon.
>>26109999Fuck your quads, I'm gonna have some kweesh.
>>26109967You're a drawindividual?You'll be popular round these parts then... these threads are infested with drawfolk depending on the time of day and who is around.Seriously... how many do we have?
>>26109901
>>26110002I would like to see it happen and nobody seems to pay it any attention, like a background thing.
>>26110002She'll never twitch again.
>>26109999>>26109947>>26109928was talking more about the owl, not the episode, but ok then.
>>26109981Meh.I was okay with it until all that stupid brownie shit.
>>26109927Horses, and by extension ponies, do not get curcumcised
>>26109999Quads make it true: OWTEW is a terrible episode and we should all pretend it doesn't exist.
>>26110014>>26110030You are a terrible person.
>>26110023Winter Wrap Up comes before Fall Weather Friends, for one. If memory serves, there's a screencap of Lauren explaining that the order they were produced in was not the order they were aired in for various reasons and that they were never exactly supposed to be chronological. Somebody felt that Winter Wrap Up's explanation of how the weather worked was necessary before Fall Weather Friends was aired.
>>26110055You're right. They get PONYcised
>>26110085no, they don't.
>>26110085SeveralBadPunsLater.jpg
>>26110055I remember when I was a kid my neighbour's bull got a boner and jumped the fence into our propertyunfortunately his floppy boner didnt quite make it over the barbed wire fence....He ended up put down
>>26109991Oh, right.Snails: Kind of slight but very long; veiny and with a flared glans. No hair; he's just not the kind to have a hair below the neckline. Really kind of confused in general; looking half-lidded at the camera.Snips: Very short, very stubby. Looking quite underwhelmed at himself. Very hairy and more than a little fat.Hoity: Average, cut, a nice set of veins. Smooth glans, uncut. Very cleanly trimmed pubic hair. Looks more than a little sure of himself -- and maybe eying Big Mac.
>>26110082Does MLP use production codes for their episodes, so we know which eps were produced when?
>>26110034Haha, well, judging by the amount of, ah, "fanart" I've seen of anthro-pony-friends I would imagine a decent amount, perhaps well hidden.I'll need to get a new pen for my tablet but, who knows! Maybe we'll be able to have a few drawthreads together.
>>26110082She actually said the opposite. They were aired in production order.
>>26110111He got put down where?Off the fence?
>>26110027>Doughnut PonyJust a shade longer and thicker than the average, eying the camera with a clear "Take a fuckin' picture, it'll last longer" look. Medium to heavy hair.THIS ALL BEING HUMANIZED, THAT IS.
>>26110014>>26110030Honestly? That wasn't so bad. I thought he was going to dig up her corpse and fuck it. But he's still Spike, and he's probably too respectful for that.
>>26110163they had to kill the bull.
I'm in a writefag mood.Any requests? No faggotry please.
>>26110021>>26110055MS's charts have been humanized. I'm guessing that's why he's describing something other than long throbbing horse cock.
>>26110154Dont worry, /co/ isnt particularly fond of the anthro stuff
>>26110185Dash tries to deliver a package to the Weather Pony station in time for the big office party, only to fail time and time again.Extra points if it's hooch.
>>26110170>>26110196I see...
>>26110196there's a penis chart done?
>>261100822 episodes ... switch the arround... done
>>26110185Spike succeeding in killing Owlowiscious. Now THAT'S a fanfic I would read.
>>26109804>>26109827Alicorns can normally live for eons, but the ripping of the elements of harmony from her very being and controlling the sun AND the moon for 1000 years has burned away that longevity. Now the powers are starting to eat away at the princess herself, and they have to find a new host, or they'll be lost forever. And of course, there are forces wanting to stop this and take out the princess while she's weak.
>>26110185The Owl attempting to kill the Phoenix (I can't spell either of their names) because the Owl is jealous of the Phoenix's awesomeness.
typical comment section on ponibooru.
>>26110185Shipping. Shiploads of shipping.Oh sorry, did you mean NO faggotry?
>>26110185Write something about Sheriff Silverstar defending Appleloosa from some banditsWith the assistance of Deputy Braeburn
Quick, name and maybe picture four males from the show besides Big Mac.I have an idea for my next drawing.
>>26110225No, just doing rankings and description. Someone do an on-model one.
>>26110220What's hooch mean?
>>26110225Not to my knowledge.
Any bored drawfags here today? Some more Octavia art for my Octavia folder would be nice.
>>26110260>filename
>>26110227I was just responding to your question, they aren't in chronological order.
>>26110241Mr. Breezy.I don't have a picture.Also Pokey, Blueblood, and the bully pegasus that doesn't talk.
>>26110241Hoity Toity, Prince Blueblood, Caramel, and any of the princess' guards.
>>26110241Mr. Cake, Big Mac, Hoity, and Snails. All watching football.
>>26110241Doughnut PonyPrince BluebloodCoconutMr.Breezey
>>26110053>complaining about brownies in a kitchen-sink fantasy settingI thought the brownies and boggies were pretty neat.
>>26110260Liquor or beer. Wine. ALCOHOL.
>>26110277Oh. I thought it was some fanfic term I wasn't aware of.Allright, I'm on it.
>>26110301I may be alone here, but I put my foot down on this one: Wine is neither hooch nor booze, it's wine.
>>26110277>>26110301!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>26110258what's HIS name?
>>26110301>al/co/hol
>>26110277I still want to see a picture of OPPP in an Iron man suit.
>>26110339Pierce
>>26110339Terrible father.
>>26110318Okay, fine, it's some dewdrop flower meadowlark summertime liquid sunshine that comes from hummingbird nipples.> It gets me just as drunk.
>>26110346thanks>>26110350how so?
>>26110346Pokey Pierce to be exact
>>26110339Don't know Cloudkicker OR Pierce?You suck mang.
donewhat did the guy in the IRC say about the music?
this is the order the episodes take place in chronologically1, 7, 16, 12, 4, 10, 5, 21, 25, 19, 26, 9, 8, 18, 20, 13, 3, 11, 22, 17, 6, 14, 15, 24, 223 isn't canon
>>26110286>>26110296>>26110285>>26110283Neat.It wouldn't hurt to show what album I'm doing I suppose.
>>26110345Stark is too buys shacking up with Spitfire for her delicious JD.
>>26110359hey, I TOLD you I want my pictures labeled properly.
>>26110341Caaaaaarloooos!
>>26110366that shit makes no sense. >1 and 2 are ...wahy>
>>26110366I...I will stay my anger as I know you are trolling.
>>26110379its true.
>>26110339His name is Pokey Piercewhen he was first being named there was a kind of battle between people deciding whether to call himPokeyPierceThat bastardEventually we reached a compromise
>>26110352Philistine!
>>26110352> this is why I love wine
>>26110366This is some bullSHIT.
>>26110355>How so.He doesn't know the story.Turn in your trip and your badge.
>>26110453What tipped you off? Was it the two-parter being on either sides of the season?
>>26110489I don't read fics.
>>26110504>He thinks its a fic.Stop diggin that hole deeper.
also, my "new ponies" folder so far
>>26110489Well to be fair to the guy... that part of the Derpy thread was never cappedSo anyone who wasnt there at the time probably wouldnt know about the silly backstory we made up regarding Pokey being Dinky's father
>>26110517then stop being elitist fucks and give me something to read, goddamn. You're acting like this IS the sonic fandom.
>>26110519How many pictures you got in that Octavia folder?
>>26109639>>26109639>>26109639>>26109639Don't worry my love for ponies has made me make my bretonnians pony themed
>>26110536I capped that thing, but I wanted it to be a little more cohesive, rather than including ALL of it.I should have capped the rest of it. I can dig that thread out of the archive though. Give me a few minutes to find where it is.
>>26110536Pokey is made out of clay.
>>26110519how many files are in steven magnet?
>>26110363He said that Scootaloo's voice actress is actually a beautiful singer irl, and was upset that she had to sing badly for the CMC song.
>>26110551exactly 5
>>26110538There's nothing to read.There's just this thread which had a kind of branch-off story involving Pokey but that didnt get capped because the guy responding as Derpy didnt respond to him.It was pretty funny though
>>26110220Part 1:Rainbow Dash glanced up at the clock tower in the center of town. She was running late.“Are you sure it's even back there?” she yelled to the mailpony manning the desk.“Well, now I don't know,” the mailpony said. He rummaged through a bin of packages. “Was there anything breakable, perishable, liquid or hazardous inside?”“How am I supposed to know that?” Dash snorted back. “All I know is, I need it for a party tonight!”“And who is it addressed to?”Dash banged her head on the desk, trying to maintain some semblance of composure. “Equestria Weather Bureau, care of Rainbow Dash.” She said all the words very slowly, as insultingly as she could manage.The mailpony disappeared back into the office. Dash huffed and looked around impatiently and stamped her front hooves on the ground. The town square was busy with other ponies. Certainly some of them were headed to work parties of their own, given what time of year it was. Dash couldn't help but be jealous.“Found it!” the mailpony said, levitating a small package out of the back room with his horn. It alighted on the desk and Dash's mood improved immediately.
>>26110111No man should never have to feel the pain of losing his junk.No matter the species.
I don't like Pokey as Dinky's fatherI prefer the "Pokey Trixie's brother" fanon
Fuck people. Fuck weather. Ponies are better. Glad I can come home to ponies.
>>26110575Here we are.Near the end of this thread:http://arch.413chan.net/co24721349.htmlAnd throughout all of this one:http://arch.413chan.net/co24722768.html
>>26110591Steven Magnet has one image.>>26110551exactly 5
i just get home from work. is there any new pony porn today.
>>26110603But I like Scootaloo's bad singing. I wouldn't want her any other way.
>>26110430I really love wine.Trying out a new tripcode, I guess I should prove this is really me or something?
>>26110603I could tell she knew what she was doing for the lullaby.
>>26110608I LOVE YOU SHUTTERFLY
>>26110673I was asked to doodle some Soarin enjoying some Applejack pie but I didn't have time. Maybe tomorrow.
i think i will have to make a pony licking pony folder now
>>26110608
>>26110608D'AWWWWWWW.
im just gonna leave these here...
>>26110752
>>26110752i thought i was looking at her anus
>>26110768
>>26110752is that star supposed to be twilights asshole. its in the exact spot.
>>26110752>cutie mark buttholeNO THANK YOU
>>26110781
>im just gonna leave these here...AARRGGHH WHY DO PEOPLE SAY THJIS???? I DON"T FUVKING GET IT!!! ZX XCASDZX
>>26110792
>>26110777>>26110786>>26110787horse anus mind
>>26110810
>>26110717im not a fan of that ship but if theres horsecock i will be ok with it
bravo OP over at /tg/Pity the janitor shut you down... and it isnt even like anyone was acting really mad in the thread
>>26110839nigga you gay
The movieposter better not look that fucking stupid (no offense to whoever made them)
>>26110777ditto
>>26110851That's kinda awesome.
>>26110873i am only gay for horse not human
>>26110851as a long time warhammer fan...this...this makes far too much sense.
>>26110851oh wow i get it.>cutie marks>waaagh>orks
>>26110851That's an awesome thread ideaWhy are the /tg/ mods/janitors such fucking dick heads
>>26110920NO MLP AT ALL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26110894My Little Orky, My Little OrkyWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
where new thread
>>26110608Where are RD's wings?
I think it's about time for a new thread.
>>26110935I USED TO WONDER WHAT FITAN COULD BE
>>26110920i dunno, as a fa/tg/uy who's been on /tg/ since day one...i can honestly say that its the worst its ever been.there was a point when it had a bit too much porn... but i'd rather have porn than fascists
>>26110968Did you ever have something as good as Ruby Quest again?
>>26110968I know I used to go there fairly often. It all went to shit a fair while back though so I quit.
i used to go to /tg/ for the porn lol
Made a thread>>26111021>>26111021>>26111021>>26111021>>26111021>>26111021
>>26110627part 2:She snapped the package up straight away, holding the twine in her mouth, and beelined away from the post office right as a big pink mass moved into her line of sight. She didn't have time to react before slamming into it, whatever it was. She winced in pain and brought a hoof up to rub the top of her head.“Who the...” Dash sputtered, as she realized that she dropped the package.“Hi Dashie!” Pinkie yelled, reaching in to help Dash back up. “Sorry about that. Clumsy old me.”“Ugh... yeah, hi Pinkie Pie,” Dash responded, not particularly interested in a conversation with her hyper friend right now. She scanned the ground for the package, finally spotting it several yards away, not to mention badly damaged. Some of whatever was inside had spilled out onto the ground. From where Dash was standing, it looked like a bunch of little bottles.“Whatcha got there?” Pinkie asked, wandering over to the busted-open package. Rainbow Dash, now recovered a bit from the collision, headed over as well.“Stuff for the Weather Bureau party,” she said. “And now it's all over the place. Thanks, Pinkie.”Pinkie missed the sarcasm and leaned down to get a better look at the mess on the ground. Her eyes lit up as she examined one of the bottles.“Wow! Dashie, do you know what this is?Dash bent down to get a look as well. All the bottles were the same size, shape, and color; and each had a red label with the words “Manehattan Reserve” in block letters.
>>26110993After Ruby Quest was over they should have just torched /tg/
>>26111039>>26111039>>26111039>>26111039NEW THREAD
fucking newfags
>>26111028>>26111063Well shit.
>>26111028>>26111063GETTING SOME POPCORN
>>26111063>>26111028>turbofacepalm
>>26111028I pick this one, if that's okay. Was first.
>>26111080>>26111081>>26111089Deleting presently. Good day, sirs and madams.
