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05/20/11(Fri)11:48 No.26096411>>26096251
Son, maybe you ain't heard about the rootin'ist, tootin'ist pony that ever walked this land. Back when Equestria was still bein' tamed, there was no pony greater than... (cue theme music)
Davy, Davy Fetlock, King of the Wild Frontier! Born on a mountain in the Everfree, Greenest forest in the land of the free. Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree, Killed him a Ursa when he was only three.
Davy, Davy Fetlock, King of the Wild Frontier.
Fought single handed through the Buffalo war, Till the Bison were whipped and peace was restored. And while he was handling this risky chore, Made himself a legend, forevermore.
Davy, Davy Fetlock, the pony who didn't know fear.
Now sadly, ol' Davy met his match at the battle of the Alamare. They say he killed a hundred mules that day, including three all with the same bullet. There never was, and there never will be, another pony like...
Davy, Davy Fetlock, King of the Wild Frontier! |