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05/18/11(Wed)19:33 No.26047401Had a dream last night. Right after we were talking about what if twilight came to the real world and had to run from the government or whatever.
So, the dream.
>Driving home from work on a back road, its late at night >I hear some gunshots off to my left and slam the brakes >twilight sparkle comes running out of the woods and slumps in the street >get out, she looks at me terrified "help...me..." before passing out >pull out a tranquilizer dart from her flank, toss her in my car and drive off with the lights off, don't look back >get home, go in through the basement exit carrying TS, lay her on my bed and wait >she wakes up after a few hours, sees me and freaks out, but doesn't scream, backing into the corner >"Who are you, where am I!?" she demands >Tell her who I am, explain what happened, she thanks me and tells me her side over some apples >magic gone awry, you know the deal >"Is there any way you can help me get home?" >I tell her I don't know, but here is the internet. If you're going to find anything, its on here >eyes go wide with excitement, spends the next few days looking for ways to get home >we play video games, talk science and stuff, asks me why I watch a show for little girls, we laugh >finally finds a spell that might work on some crazy website >proceeds to prepare the spell, she gives me a hug before she starts doing the ritual >"Thanks for all the help, goodbye!" >She vanishes in a puff of purple energy >and then they all had lesbian sex |