>>26037552
Forgot the link board.

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Sometimes I wish ponies was real.

>mfw 3 pony threads on the front page because a fag mod deleted the old one

My hero

>>26037575
>mfw I have the marker and will general with it until he learns to not be a fagmod

>>26037570
Sometimes I wish your mom was real.

anyways. requests?

>>26037570
Sometimes I wish humans were real.

Who is your favorite pony and why?

I like Pinkie Pie, I seem to enjoy any character that has endless amounts of energy.

>>26037588
Twist and Scoots helping Rarity with a dress?

Way, way too slow OP

>>26037253

>>26037593
Damn it Lyra, it's a children's show. Stop obsessing over it.

Was there another thread up or something? Why was it deleted?

>>26037594

I like Pinkie, she's comfy and easy to wear

>>26037598
marker's here though

>>26037604
perhaps it was a troll thread, or the mod deleted it because of that legit thread on /sp/

>>26037594
Applejack.
Because opinions

>>26037604
yeah, MY thread was up and active. /sp/ mod probably got butthurt.

>>26037594

I like Twilight Sparkle because her pussy gets so wet.

You're still aware Twilight is a sexy, sexy working girl at reasonable rates.

>>26037598

haha, no

Fuck that thread

>>26037629

>implying you didn't delete it yourself

>>26037594
Twilight. She's adorable, funny, and nerdy. Plus, her social retardation makes me love her.

>>26037646
I did not, as a matter of fact.

>>26037611

>>26037620
But were you serious man?
I don't even get a link to the pony you finished?
I worked really hard to finish those stories.

>>26037594
This one, until tomorrow. She is a cherub of the heavens, marking Celestia's favour.

>>26037570
Well at least you still have Superheroes

>>26037646

Pony brony might be annoying and faggoty at times (well... a LOT of times), but he enjoys both candy dicks and hot sweaty candy flavoured balls

You can trust a man like that

>>26037588

Mane cast as bears. Grizzly bears that are vicious. This has been requested so many times and ignored. IT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

Yes, because everyone that likes ponies on 4chan all are of the same mind, and a few dumbasses making threads in unrelated boards means that they should delete the relevant thread.

Makes perfect sense.

Because young girls need to learn and accept that around puberty, they will turn into psychopath bitches at least once a month.

Where the fuck is a villain with a gender bender ray when you need one.

Just fill it out.

Favorite Episode
Favorite Pony

Least Favorite Episode
Least Favorite Pony

>>26037684
Sonic Rainboom
Fluttershy

Show Stoppers
Not Applicable

>leg warmers
that is my fetish

>>26037679
>>26037679
>>26037679
>>26037679
>>26037679
>>26037679
>>26037679
>>26037679
>>26037679
>>26037679
>>26037679
>>26037679
>>26037679

FUCK YES

>>26037681
At the same time, if they had no such. . . 'quirks,' people would complain that they're too cookie-cutter and bland.

>>26037667
Yes I am serious

of course not, here it is http://www.mediafire.com/?9ufkqi07deku7bu

>>26037684
Favorite Episode
>Rarity Episodes

Favorite Pony
>Rarity

Least Favorite Episode
>That one Rarity episode

Least Favorite Pony
>Rarity

>>26037684
Dog and pony show
Rarity

Owls well that ends well
Rainbow Dash.

>>26037707

oh really now?

>>26037596

>>26037684
The Cutie Mark Chronicles
Twilight Sparkle

Feeling Pinkie Keen
Pinkie Pie

good morning bronies. are the mods up to their mischief again?

>>26037718

Rarity detected!

>>26037684
>Favourite Episode
Dragonshy

>Favourite Pony
Applejack

>Least Favourite Episode
Art of the Dress

>Least Favourite Pony
Rarity

>>26037740
haha nice

>>26037745

>make 7 threads at once
>shit up other boards with pony spam
>blame the mods

Can somebrony post the images of pony Quickdraw mcgraw and the wonderold/rainbow dash lesbian image were the dresses are on the floor?

....Uh.....
Grown up twist....
Rarity smoggin....
Pervert annoying Flutterbi
Those were the request right?

>>26037777
>general image
>actual pony fans stay in the general
>blame non-trolls

>>26037777
>every thread is made by the same people
>deleting the active general is a good way to keep discussion in one place

Someone posted some Mrs. Cake fanart in the last thread, but it 404'd before I could download it. Did anyp0ny save it?

>>26037684
Favorite Episode
>Party of One
Favorite Pony
>Pinkie Pie
Least Favorite Episode
>The Show Stoppers
Least Favorite Pony
>Rainbow Dash

>>26037766
as a /sp/artan you are wrong, it's most likely that /a/sshole mod from /a/ that hates /sp/

>>26037777
You forgot to sage.

Also nice quads.

>>26037684

Swarm of the Century
Applejack or Rarity

Fall Weather Friends.
Rainbow Dash or Rarity

Seriously, Rarity shifts between Responsible & Smart ans Pretentious & Melodramatic at the drop of a hat. Rainbow Dash is stuck on Obnoxious but well meaning.

>>26037803
>Least Favorite pony

Why do people bother asking for this in a list. It just asking for me to get mad.

>>26037684
Sonic Rainboom
Pinkie Pie

Call of Cutie
Rarity

>>26037715
Thank you.
Really.
Thanks.
Cute gag in the speak box. He's awesome.

Also, I dunno if you're willing, but all I really wanted was a couple of new Derpy gifs. Like her trailing letters and/or looking at "us" while her eyes swirl.

Party of One, because Pinkamina
Twilight Sparkle. I can identify most easily with her.

Call of the Cutie. Despite myself, I found myself hating the CMC. I used to think they were cute.

>mfw they don't fucking shut up

>>26037800

You mean the one where she's in a french maid's outfit?

>>26037800
Here you go

>>26037830
It's not like I asked which one do you NOT like, just which one is on the bottom of your favorite pony list.

Hey Pacce did you get to see those comic sketches that one guy did for your story?

check it

http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/524057

>>26037850

I'm really not into older women, but I'd still tap that ass.

>>26037850

This is the hottest Kloudmutt picture I've ever seen.

>>26037866
> "women"
> it's a pony
> I didn't even think of the difference for like 30 seconds

What the fuck is this fandom doing to me.

>>26037858
>favorite mane character

>>26037684
Favorite Episode
The Show Stoppers

Favorite Pony
Rarity

Least Favorite Episode
Party of One

Least Favorite Pony
Rainbow Dash


Also, for the bear guys, I can do bears all good. So here's Twilight Sparkle bear and we'll leave it at that

>>26037854
I did!
That guy really captured the humor of the story.
I LOVE the faces he did on Gilda.

>>26037594
Every time I try to post that picture of Derpy with a rose in her mouth I get banned
>>26037787
Yes, and snogging is my favorite word
>>26037684
nothing and nothing, my favorite episode is Show Stoppers and Stare Master

>>26037837
You didn't like it?

also:
"Romama"
I fucking love you

>>26037684
Favorite Episode: Suited for Success
Favorite Pony: Rarity

Least Favorite Episode: Owl's Well That Ends Well
Least Favorite Pony: Applejack

>>26037850

Thanks!

>>26037936
stupid alma

>>26037936
HAWT

To snog is to make out voraciously, I didn't think it was just british

>>26037858
NEAT

>>26037928

B-but Rarity's a gold-digging hussy! Whah you goan hate me?

>>26037941
Does she have a name? I wanna call her "PinkEyes McMilkshakeAss."

>>26037546
HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

OP WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT PIC

>>26037971
first listed image in my MLP folder. New general needed to go up fast before we got shitspammed.

>>26037907
That's cool

Can't wait to see the finished product myself

Thanks for writing it

>>26037970

Probably PINKIE SPRINKLES.

And, yes, that Pinkie and Pinkie Pie get their mail confused all the Goddamn time.

>>26037922
I love him. I'm putting in some new lines as well.

Also thanks that's the first comment I've gotten on either story since I posted them.

I went beck and forth on the ending of the big one for hours and hours changing it back and forth before deciding on what it is now.

Had some free time before work, so I decided to do this one for all the KoF fans. Still waiting for the new game to come out, and hope that it has King and Kim.

>>26037964
I think you're a bro, but you don't have enough episodes that let you shine. You're at a natural disadvantage.

Also you called Rarity a gold-digger.

>>26037993
KoF '95 on the GB was such a fun game

No one can beat Sara " Fluttershy" Kerrigan

>>26037964
Who's a silly pony?

Requesting Bloomberg pollinating the fuck out of Fluttertree.

>>26037964
Maybe because I don't participate in Zebra lynchings

>>26037988

At least you don't write bullshit like this. Seriously. Someone take her keyboard away.

>>26038031
Zebras deserve our love as much as anybody

>>26038031

That was my cousin, and we don't talk to them no more, just for'n that reason.

... Low blow, Rarity.

Who is Rarity snogging? Sorry. I'm mad that the last general deleted before I could write the request

You are now aware that all ponies have duckbills.

>>26037684
>Favorite Episode
Best Night Ever

>Favorite Pony
Twilight

>Least Favorite Episode
I don't really know. Maybe some of the CMC but I actually like them, so it's not like I "hate" the episodes that have the CMC as protagonists.

>Least Favorite Pony
Pinkie
Don't kill me, she's very cute and I feel sad for her in scenes like the Gala (when everyone ignores her), but I can't stand that kind of personality.

>>26038065
OH GOD

>>26038065

Oh my. So, Twist, you want to ... volunteer at the public Library?

>>26038065
HNNNNG

>>26038031
oh god
she just needs a hoof/finger

>>26038083
WHAT?!
WHAT DID I DO?!!!!
AM I IN TROUBLE?!

>>26038091

YOU ARE NOW AWARE UNICORNS GET HORNBONERS.

>>26038099
it's too sexy

Will the Cartoon gonna be released outside the US?

>>26038111
youtube or torrent it

>>26038111
when the cmc stop being annoying

Who wants to see Applejack's deepest and darkest secret?

No, not what she's been doing with Big Mac or where Apple Bloom came from.

It's far worse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84PZbL_-jjU

>>26038072
I FUCKING HATE YOU WITH ALL MY BEING

>>26037575
THAT'LL SHOW 'IM

>>26038142
G3 PIG DISGUSTING

>>26038104
Wingboners, hornboners, so what do earth ponies get?

I think I can smile again.
Thanks, Candybag.
You're a bro!
Even if you did play with my emotions like a kitten with a ball of string.

>>26038039
What's wrong with that story? How do you know it's a girl? No, no none of this adds up at all! You simply seem to hate someone personally, which is very foolish of you. Either that or you really don't think Fluttershy likes leather.

>>26038108
SORRY

>>26038151
tailboners

we've had this discussion

>>26038156
Gilda's about to kill you bro

>>26038104
they are already bone-hard, how does that even work?

>>26038151

Boners.

>>26038182
remember when twilight's horn went soft?

>>26038173
>>26038151

>>26038149

>>26038188
I thought that was because Pinkie gave her an STD

>>26038055

Yes, your cousins...

How conveniant that they happened to disappear shortly before they could make a statement.

I'm on to you, Applejack.
The wheels of justice may grind slowly, but they're moving. ...

>>26038178
I prolly have it coming.

>>26038196
nah, that was from the Poison Joak

>>26038160

> name ends with a -y
> writes about feeeewings
> shit bad at overusing sadsad poni like a 14-year-old girl
> describes female voices and conversation a little TOO well

Not detecting a penis here, just a shitty writer.

>>26038185
God damnit, that picture makes me want to hug her.

>>26038065
Pinkie Pie. She's very surprise Rarity leapt upon her. Twist was my request btw, very nice

>>26038104
man i was already aware of that since that one episode of robot chicken with the pedo unicorn

>>26038191

>>26038220
Why do you care tho

>>26038091

Oh, are we going to get some Twilight x Twist sexy time like people were talking about last night?

>>26038182

When the horn grows ... well, let's just say it's really, really heard to cover that up with a notebook when you're called to the front of the class.

>>26038207
precisely, so its not a normal condition for a horn, right?

....or are you implying that Unicorns are horny all the time as soon as they are born?

...kinky.

>>26038273

*glows. Wow. Sorry, all.

>>26038277
No, just that their horns do reflect themselves.

>>26038277

They're always hard, but when they're horny they grow like Pinocchio's nose.

>>26038273
cause yanno, there's totally not any innuendo in that sequence at all LOL

>>26038065
Stupid sexy Twist
It's almost like nothing at all

>>26038277
Their horns are usually hard, but they can harden again.

>>26038318
nothing at all
nothing at all
nothing at all

>>26038273
>mfw Twilight got stronger magic because she got a hornboner for Trixie

i wonder if any unicorns ever have their horns removed

pony reassignment surgery

>>26038220
>>26038039
I'm actually really fond of that writer's work,

>>26038332
They die.

>>26038324
ALICORN USED HARDEN
BUT NOTHING HAPPENED

>>26038334

You like all the shitty writing, then? Stick to coloring. You're shit for fic crit.

>>26037858
Pinkie and Rarity are neck and neck!

nobody voted Applejack ;_;

>>26038363
It stinks!

>>26038363
>mfw another "my tastes > your tastes" conversation

>>26038142
>mfw Demon Donkey

Okay... Imagine that... CMC gets their Cutie Marks.

what happens nexy?

>>26038065
Is this some OC?

>>26038232
Except these ones fire magic into your face.

>>26038332
I reckon there are unicorn wannabes, who walk around with strap-on horns.

>>26038404
No, it's Twist.

>>26038403
Celestia is overthrown and all Equestria burns.

>>26038404
grown up twist

hey Klondike, are you taking requests?

>>26038406

And you're certain Twilight doesn't? She looks like a squirter to me.

>>26038302
who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

>>26038403
Then they get their own spin off!

It never goes past the pilot.

>>26037546

Great legwarmers , hun.

>>26038432

I am RagingSemi, King of the Britons.

>>26038450

>>26038430
Go get unicorn splooge in your face then come back to me.

>>26038461
King of the who?

>>26038475
King of the Britons.

>>26038363
You have such a high standard for pony fanfiction! You should make it a career. What do you think about art? Do you like Kloudmutt?

>>26038430
yeah i guess if you put it that way HNNNNGGGGGGGGG

>>26038394

I'm not Cottonmouth but my opinions ARE better than his.

>>26038486
god DAMMIT

>>26038475

>>26038496

They look about the same to me.

>>26038363
Why don't you like feelings? You want just action in a story?

Best of Pinky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhpGALWoQiM&feature=related

Someone needs to make a MLP music video for this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJZzkAtJqKY

So I had a thought. You know how in the Appleoosa episode, they use getting hit in the face with a pie as a metaphor for being shot?

Well, then I remembered this bit from Bird in the Hoof. Am I way off base here, or did Pinkie just show up at Princess Celestia's tea party, put a gun to her own temple, and pull the trigger? I mean, no wonder Twilight freaked!

I figure maybe this is the pony equivalent of self-immolation or something. Like maybe right before Pinkie pied herself she was gonna yell 'FREE TIBET' or something.

>>26038521

Yeah. I love Antipodes and some of the Elements of Discord series. Griffons riding into battle, hells yeah.

>>26038479
Who are the Britons.

Also, I promise not to post any more screenshots of my Little Desktop Pony.

>>26038553
What?

>>26038555
Well, YOU. You are a Briton, we are all Britons. And I am your king.

Ok, I just went thru the archived thread... Who is this fag that posts OC in EVERY thread? OC/self-insert. Is this some kind of troll or what?

>>26038575

fuckin' octopus

>>26038572
I didn't vote for you.

>>26038584
That ain't no octopus

>>26038571

Those are titles. Go look 'em up, chump.

>Fanfic critic
Oh my god you're better off fucking a pony

>>26038592
It's a jellyfish, of course.

>>26038098
>>26038031
Fuck....well I get credit for trying.
I'll get back to my actual request now.

>>26038461

My liege! *bows*

>>26038588
You don't VOTE for a King

>>26038592
It's a space station.

>>26038572
I didn't know we had a king... I thought we were an autonomous collective.

>>26038331
Could you please post the full pic? (If possible, in black and white)

>>26038426
Kind of but I got two more before you

>>26038607

I've got a bad feeling about this...

>>26038603
Well, how did you become king then?

>>26038637
The Lady of the Lake rose from the waters and gave me the sword

>>26038595
Just google them? Antipodes? Elements of Discord sound like stupid Severing shit

>>26038647

... So ... do they spit or swallow?

>>26038647
>you're supposed to swallow it

>>26038652

They're up on EQD.

>>26038627
BLARGH BIOLOGICAL SPACESHIPS SUPERIOR

>>26038655
>>26038656
God, this is where my mind went too. What is wrong with us?

>>26038432
>>26038461
>>26038475
>>26038479
>>26038555
>>26038572
>>26038588
>>26038603
>>26038608
>>26038637
>>26038649

Stop it, all of you. This thread is getting very silly.

>>26038674
that on-board fic about blowjobs is what.

>>26038553
So just because it's about the feeling of love rather than the feeling of getting killed you call it shit? Fuck your retarded opinion.

>>26038511

Fuck your shit. Cottonmouth is a douche-tool who hates all shipping that isn't his shit. I just can't stand feeewwwwings shit, and shipping's been choc full of it lately.

>>26038647

>You are now aware that Dash looks like pony Winston Churchill when she makes that face.

Thomas Elliot is Batman. Everyone knows that.

>>26038665
I can't load that site my the connection I have.

>>26038684

... Anyone screencap that?

>>26038704
Whoops, wrong thread. For the record, Rainbow Dash is best pony.

>>26038677
Thank you. Not to sour everyone's apples but that kind of silliness orgy is for furfags.

>>26038712
yeah someone did, I keep seeing it posted, but I don't have it.

>>26038684
huh?

>>26038677
It's good to know that even in a pony thread we can start quoting Python at the drop of a hat.

>>26038677

>>26038748
That's because we're US, of course. And by "us" I mean Britons, of which I am your king.

If anyone has them, I'd really like the blowjob fic, as well as the makeout fic/pics.

>>26038748

>good to know

You know Monty Python sucks, right?

LET US DISCUSS PONI INSTEAD.

>>26038748

And now for something completely different.

>>26038677
hahahahahaha awesome I'm so glad i posted that monty python pic

>>26038776
A pony with eight buttocks.

>>26038765

If someone delivers, it'll be a miracle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9qW6HEBo_c

Youtube related.

>>26038699

>>26038761
Listen; strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

>>26038776
I approve of Big Jack

>>26038776

And I'd fuck all of them. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, FANDOM?

>>26038788
You made me count butts.

>>26038790
I'm sure it's floating around an archived general, let me do some digging.

>>26038799
>>26038813

Yeesh, you guys would probably like them to circle up around you and blow their loads I'm sure.

Guys I hate to break it to you but the last episode, best night ever, was a metaphor for our expectations of season 2. Even though we think it'l be the best thing ever getting our hopes up will only make the disappointment worse. Faust was sending us a message so the hasbro execs wouldn't find out, she even pushed it further when she quit.

>>26038765
how about some you will never instead?

>>26038776
There isn't enough rule 63 of the mane cast yet. Any requests about them before I go off to work? Need to get some practice done at work.

>>26038776

Twilight Sparkle: Carl Sagan
Pinkie: Harpo Marx

So what's Antipodes about?

>>26038831

N-no? Maybe.

>>26038843

Male pinkie pie sayin "I'll take you to the candy shop".

Also, did you finish that Rathalos pony last night? I wasn't around to see it if you posted it.

yeah, I couldn't find the blowjob screenshot. I must not be using the right terms.

>>26038698
Hey.

I like feewings.

>>26038847
I don't want to think about Twilight being that bitter and angry.

Or having that dirty of a mouth except in bed

>>26038875

FEELINGS ARE FOR GIRLS. THEY HAVE NO PLACE IN THE TESTOSTERONE-LADEN ARENA OF MANLINESS THAT IS MLP GENERAL. CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

>>26038776
Big Jack is mai husbando

Favorite Episode: Sonic Rainboom/Fall Weather Friends

Favorite Pony: Rainbow Dash

Worst Episode: Party of One

Worst Pony: Pinkie Pie (She's so one dimensional, and I cant stand hyperactive personalities.)

>>26038847
>Twilight Sparkle: Carl Sagan

Can't unsee.

>>26038904
are you shitting me?

Shitwaffles.

>>26038923

>>26038904
Hey, I said "Least Favorite,'' not "Worst."

>>26038891
I was just thinking in the looks department...

Rariy also reminds me of somebody... can't quite put my finger on it.

He'd probably sound like Rupert Everett or Matt Berry though.

>>26038891
Wait, I just realized I misread "Carl Sagan" as "George Carlin" for some reason.

God damn I need sleep.

>>26038894
but feelings are pretty and they make you warm inside c:

>>26038940
That's the screenshot!

>>26038904
nope

>>26038521

I'm fine with feelings, but that's all the fuck she ever writes about. Oh hurrblurrblurrblurr Pinkie and Dash fucked and now they have AWKWARD FEELINGS. Spike is shunned at the Gala so he talks with an older dragon and has FEELINGS. Rarity's pining after Applejack and drinks herself into a stupor in a bar to avoid FEELINGS but gets FEELINGS because the drink she orders has APPLEJACK in it. Or, oh, Trixie got her shit stomped after Boast Busters and now she's getting lots of FEELINGS back in Canterlot and is a SAD SAD PONY. FUCK Chistery.

I just want one car chase. JUST ONE CAR CHASE.

>>26038976
>implying car chases can't have FEELINGS too

>>26038776

>>26038976
hahaha. what the fuck are u going on about?

>>26038856

I know that feeling. Ponies are making me gay. I mean it.

Picture *very* related.

>>26038976
Does this happen in fanfictions? Who the fuck reads that? lol

>>26038847
>Pinkie: Harpo Marx
*gasp* WOAAHHHHH

>>26038976
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie were in a car chasing another car driven by Applejack and Rarity. They talked about their feelings during the chase. It turned out that they all had quite a few feelings so they pulled over to discuss them in greater depth.

Favorite Episode: Feeling Pinkie Keen
I like slapstick and the Hydra was awesome.
Favorite Pony: Pinkie
She makes me laugh and her advice about laughing at insubstantial fears has helped me a lot.

Least Favorite Episode: Call of the Cutie
The ending, I hated it.

Least Favorite Pony: I dunno, Silver Spoon for existing only to give Diamond Tiara someone to talk to.

>>26039015
What about when those Buffalo tried to derail the train?

>>26038854
If I could get a link directly to it I could load that one page. The search bar never comes up for me on EqD
>>26038976
How about not reading it instead of getting analpained and displaying it for us all to laugh at?

>>26038865
No, I haven't worked on it. I just got up, and I'm going to go to work. But I have the request in a text file, so I go straight to drawing it when i get back, instead of browsing a thread.

>>26038963
oh wow. um... /r/ing a drawfriend to make a pony version of Carlin saying BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!! BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!! BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!! BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!! BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!! BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!! BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!! BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!! BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!!

>>26037684

>Favorite Episode

Party of One

>Favorite Pony

Trixie

>Least Favorite Episode

Show Stoppers

>Least Favorite Pony

Applejack

FEELINGS

YOU HAVE FEELINGS

I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT YOUR FEELINGS

>>26038976
>car chase

>>26039065
In...in the butt?

>>26039045
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-antipodes.html

>>26038976
I don't see feelings in this story
>>26038039

>>26039065

feelings is code for penis.

>>26039065
i know that feel. feels bad bro.

i shit you not Billie Mays. To each their own, it's just my opinion.

Not trying to start things anon, but wouldn't your least favorite pony be... well, the worst pony?

Again, not trying to start a flame war on best pony. Sorry for hurt feelings anyone.

>>26039083
DAMMIT JUICE

>>26039065
FEELINGS

NOTHING MORE THAN, FEELINNGGGSS

TRYING TO FORGET MYYY

FEELINGS OF LOVE

>this thread

>>26039037

Don't let her see it or she'll turn it into a fic rec and one of them will end up crying like ALL her fucking stories do.

>>26039128

>.gif

WHY

>>26038976
I'm going to write a story about a sad car chase full of feelings.

Also, you know who's got lots of feelings? Guys who bludgeon their wives to death with golf trophies.

>>26038976
The car ran at maximum speed. Everything else seemed like a blur from the inside of it.

Rainbow Dash was being chased by Pinkie Pie, at a high speed chase chasing, when suddenly, explosions out of fucking nowhere.

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie got out of their cars before the crash.

The car that belonged to Dash, was totaled, it started burning and then exploded.

"My... My beautiful car!"
Pinkie held Dash in her forelegs and said "Now Dashie, everything will be alright."
She leaned over and kissed her deeply, the pegasus pony started feeling feelings that she had never felt, then she returned the kiss.


Meanwhile, Pinkie's car was holding the remains of Dash's car.

"DON'T LEAVE ME, I LOVE YOU" said the car
it had never felt any feelings like that for any other vehicle before.
the car never loved again

>>26038039
this is genius. pure and simple. if u can't see that its because u lack the feelings.

>>26039087

>>26039164
That story.
It hurt my feelings.

>feelings

>>26039114
well when considering the 'worst' pony then there would usually be a general consensus about which pony is least liked. from there the agreement could/should also stem to other branches of a fandom, hammering the largely agreed upon opinion into a sort of 'fact'.

how several people who have a similar opinion are just several people who have a simlar opinion.

also bronies are faggots
-Lauren Faust

>>26039164
such a tragic tale of lots

my feelings ;_;

>>26039186

I'm pretty certain the same person posted this-

>>26038976

Picture related.

Who's Carl Sagen and what did he do

>>26039279
Some guy who smoked weed and then died.

>>26039279
A scientist who made a lot of christians butthurt

>>26039279
He was one of the preeminent scientific minds of the 20th century. He was contracted by NASA twice to compose messages to fire towards the stars for alien intelligences to recieve, should such as our devices be found.

Carl Sagan's COSMOS

>>26039138

That's not true- Oh shit it is.

Still wanna see her write it and fuck you in the ear, pal.

>>26039279
eh invented my little poni

>>26039293
I'm sure he was a great scientist but that's a stupid idea.

I can agree with you there. Better wording next time, my bad.

Although, I still can't understand why pinkie has the second largest base of supporters. Oh well.

Also, has the fandom agreed on a best pony/worst pony? Just curious.

>>26039279
Are you 12, or have you somehow managed to never hear his name?

>>26039326
Your mom's a stupid idea.

>>26039326
That's far from a stupid idea

what are you, retarded?

the messages were made to withstand millions of years of intergalactic travel

to be called on twice in such endeavors is amazing

>>26039279
Wrote a terrible book turned into a terrible movie starring the always terrible Jodie Foster.

>>26038976

Wow.

>>26039326

Watch COSMOS. It's on Hulu and shit. Great series.

>>26039352
Hey, it's not his fault the movie starred that bitch. Carl died in 1996.

>Have Pinkie Pie as favorite pony
>Cupcakes story comes out
>Suddenly Pinkie Pie gets a shitload of creep-ass art and stories despite how sweet she is
>Trying to deal with it
>Party of One comes out
>Pinkie Pie as her formal self of Pinkamina is bipolar as fuck and very unstable
>More fuel is added to the insane/murderer/stalker Pinkie Pinkie fanon
>Further hideous art comes out depicting her as a psychopath
>It seeps into everything as such normal art, shipping art, and fanfiction
>IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>Feels bad pony

What happened to the sweet pink pony I loved so much months ago?

>>26039326

It's a stupid idea. But the message himself that he and Druyan (?) came up with was rather clever.

>>26039350
Because messages that travel at the speed of fucking light will reach any aliens a lot faster.

>>26039338
Best Pony: Rarity
Worst Pony: Rainbow Dash

This is documented fact.

>>26039394
But the whole POINT was to create a message that would far outlive our own species

okay i think we need a new thread here cause this one is FUCKING HOPELESS AUGHH

>>26039338
best is rainbow dash or pinkie for sure. worst is probably applejack. though i love her.

>>26039388

Carl Sagan is best pony. Someone commission a Carl Sagan pony!

>>26039377
I know that feel bro

>>26039377
I think she's cute.

>>26039377
Just try being a Fluttershy fan.

>>26039396
Bullshit.

>>26039396
>doesn't like Rainbow Dash
>confirmed permavirgin

Graphs or it didn't happen.

>>26039436

Yeah, you must be hurting from the shitty fanfic too.

>>26039408

But space is big and the Voyager probes are small and inert. They will never be found.

The point was more for human interest. It was a publicity stunt. It promoted interest in SETI. Sagan was a better promoter than a scientist. (Not that he was a bad scientist)

>>26039394
Yes, they also have a staggeringly small chance of actually ever being picked up, because unless somebody is actually receiving during the short time the very weak transmission is hitting them, it'll pass them by at the speed of light and they'll never hear it.

You seem to be under the assumption you're smarter than some of the smartest people of the 20th century. Stop that.

>>26039449
You know if you click on the post's number you're trying to respond to, it will let people know who the hell you're talking to, yes?

>>26039477
I know the chance of them being picked up is nil.

>>26039484

It was a moral thing, i.e. the probes contained a portion of what we consider most important to humankind, our art, our music, an accurate representation of our bodies - those are just as important to us, sending those out into the void, screaming to the black cosmos WE ARE HERE.

>>26039338
from what i could tell, she's the most 'aware' of the group. her crazy antics drove her down a path that could ultimately lead to massive developments in pony engineering sometime in the future. she's bright and full of laughter not to mention that hair. and many other things other fans of her like.

This is a pony thread, everyone shut the fuck up about carl sagan.

>>26039550

who wants to talk about silly ponies

>>26039550
But he had the right idea, just the wrong message.

Gentlemen, we must send ponies to space.

>>26039342
I'm twenty-one. They never talked about him in school. I never heard his name before, no

>>26039581
I'm 22. I hear his name all the time.

>>26039505
No, didn't know that. Thank you very much. Little hard to get my bearings on this site.

Anyways, here's a chart. Even if Rainbow Dash isn't /co/'s favorite, they do talk about her the most.

>>26039550
agreed. post ponies.

>>26039581
They sure as fuck should have talked about him. I remember when I was in 4th grade we watched some laser discs with him narrating something.

>>26039468

> dat filename

Carl Sagan was put on this Earth by God.

>>26039581
You should go watch Cosmos, then.

>>26039605

... Who gave him cancer and killed him. Dick move, God.

Picture unrelated to Carl Sagan, but related to ponies.

>>26039580

SPACE?

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

>>26039436

>Just try being a Fluttershy fan.

Oh Lord, Flutterfans have it the worst of all. She gets by far the more awful stories and art made of her. Fluttershy is like the whipping child of the fandom in that regard. My heart goes out to them and I don't even like Fluttershy.

>>26039087

Wait, so you prefer some story about fucking OCs!?!

>>26039605

Oh I see, don't give me any credit.

>>26039633
Ponies, you say?

>>26039646

Yes. Yes I do. Fucking feelings, man, can't proces 'em.

I think most other stories need more Charlie Sheen in their system.

>>26039633
Ponies are gay.

>>26039671
Get out.

>>26039677
ur gay

gay for ponies

>>26039677
I just realized I don't gave a Gilda shrug.

This is unacceptable.

>>26039655

Even more ponies.

>>26039599
Are you in collage or something?
>>26039603
I guess I didn't pay attention to names

>>26039655
It looks less like we're posting ponies and more like we're posting appledash in particular. Which I am totally down with.

>>26039652

We should all calm down. Carl Sagan is fellating Princess Celestia in heaven right now. We should all be thankful for that.

>>26039440
How so? I like her and I am a virgin.

>>26039727
On it.

>>26039748
fuck.

>>26039715
I'm also down with this.

Or would be if not for imagelimit.

>>26039734
as im i.

>>26039748
Awesome.

>>26039709
I yes I did go to "collage" but I mostly hear his name on tv, the internet, in general conversations

>>26039727
>fellating
>Princess Celestia

HUH?

>>26039671

God you are such a douche-tool just like Cottonmouth. Who the fuck uses "Charlie Sheen" unironically?

>>26039786
Didn't you know? Celestia's throbbing dick is larger than Steven Magnet.

>>26039786
She can have a penis if she damn well wants a penis.

>>26039786

Don't ask, you'll get them all started up. It's probably too late anyway. Incoming end of thread futa discussion.

Is COSMOS a series or a movie?

>>26039827
Why are there no pictures of futa Celestia?

>>26039837
perhaps you should learn about wikipedia first

>>26039837

http://www.hulu.com/cosmos

>>26039163

Pacce, please please please write that. Candybag's was good but your style rocks the shit.

> mfw I want a sad car chase

>>26039844
There is of Humanized.

>>26039837
It's a series. Here.

http://www.demonoid.me/files/details/2418430/3605348/