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>>26037001 The Ballad of Skywind Part 2
Skywind blew his horn morosely. Rainbow Dash punched him in the mouth when he tried to steal a kiss from her and all the other ponies were being so mean to him, that his art suffered for it. The lonesome low BRRRRRRRRR of his alpine horn placed all who heard it under a cloud of melancholy.
"That was...beautiful."
Skywind turned around, and who should it be but Fernando, chest hair glistening with morning dew and eyes the color of burnt toast.
"What do you want?" Skywind said, turning his back on Fernando. "Why aren't you frolicking around with Thunderbottom?"
"Well, I just came here to tell you..."
"Yes?" Skywind said, trying to keep the yearning from his voice.
"Thunderbottom and I are getting married." Fernando said.
Skywind fought to keep his face from betraying the anguish in his chest. "You came all the way up here to tell me THAT? I don't care! I have an awesome girlfriend that's 20% cooler than-"
"Skywind...be true to yourself." Fernando said. "You can pretend all you want but deep down...you can't change who you are."
"SHUT UP, FAG!" Skywind bellowed. "Just get out of here! Leave me alone you stupid homo!"
Fernando gazed sadly at Skywind. "I want you to be happy Skywind...and you won't truly be happy until you are true to yourself." With that, Fernando spread the flaps of skin under his arms and took off like a flying squirrel.
"Who needs you..."Skywind said, wiping a tear away. "I don't need anyone but Rainbow Dash...I l-l-lov-" Skywind broke down, unable to lie to himself anymore.
The Ballad of Skywind Continues |