Make that 35% more refined!

Ooookay, guys.
Whooo offered to drawfag?

>mfw Rarity is actually Rainbow Dash from G3

>>25938415
They'd torn the Cutie Mark right off his side. We all found him the next day. It was the day we knew everything was going to go to hell. You can't just let somebody die in Ponyville, Hell, Equestria was known for being a place where death was something that just...didn't happen.

We had the attention of none other than her majesty. Yeah, Celestia herself saw that an earth pony was murdered on the very same day. Weird coincidence, don't you think?

She came down from her palace, guards and everything. It was a sight. Everyone in Ponyville was touched. 'cept me, being stubborn and "cold hearted?" Yeah, that's what they called me after the next speech I gave I think.

She was there to lament the death of Clops? Apparently she saw what was happening as terrible, and had been watching from her castle as I incited everyone. She'd heard a whole lot more about it than I thought, and she seemed to be pretty sympathetic.

Even though the ceremony was to honor Clops, bless his soul, she also talked to me, once in public to tell me that I had some awfully noble beliefs, not that it mattered, I could taste the hate in the air. Then, afterward, she talked to me in private, she asked me something that boiled my blood. She asked me if I wanted a damned Cutie Mark.

Apparently there's some way of creating the ILLUSION of a Cutie Mark, even when it hasn't shown. Sure, it wouldn't be real, but it'd be an image.

I almost hit her.

Yeah, I almost hit nobility. Would have been the end of me and everyone who followed me, though. So I didn't. No, instead, I just told her "No, your majesty. I would prefer to choose my own path." I then bowed and walked away.

On that same day, I would almost be killed. Twice.

>>25938736

>>25938781
You're just jealous of his hair, dear.
(By the way, that means he's still 5% less refined than you)

>>25938736
and i raise you 50%

>>25938812
>You're just jealous of his hair, dear.

It looks weird and reminds me of this creepy bastard.

>>25938852
thats totally cheating

>>25938870
But imagine the work it takes to maintain it, yours is a simple styling, HIS is a work of unadulterated art

>>25938736

gggrrrAHHHHHHHHHH

WHY DO I LIKE THIS SO MUCH?

>>25938895
Because you can't resist beauty

Requesting Zecora with a bucket of KFS: Kentucky Fried Scootaloo.

A SINGER IN A SMOKY ROOM
A SMELL OF WINE AND CHEAP PERFUME
FOR A SMILE THEY CAN SHARE THE NIGHT
IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

"Ah wish ah knew how ta quit ya"

>>25938934
is this like a screencap from a flash game on the hub site?

>>25938887

And now you're totally on the moon.

Anyone else have any thoughts?

>>25938968
ya i got one, does barry manilow rate your wardrobe?

>>25938934

Those are the eyes of a dead thing.

>>25938986
Dearest Princess Celestia,

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>25938934

uh oh, paradox

>>25938926
This has nothing to do with ponies but I everyone should watch it anyway:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I

>>25938998

Keep it up, funny guy. I could always send you to the sun if you don't like the moon.

I hear the climate there is lovely around this time of year.

>>25938986
I have a thought. Picture related.

Was there ever a drawfriend nice enough to make a pic of Rainbow Dash as Makoto?

>implied incest

Anyone know the artist?

>>25939045
ive been thinking of things that begin with the letter M. murderer, moron, mutiny, malice [/spoiler

>>25938772
The irony hurt. The mob that marched against me was angry because, apparently, it was my fault that somebody that disagreed with his beliefs wanted him dead. Nothing I could do to argue, though, nothin' but run, of course.

And run I did.

Barns. Houses of friends that'd soon be dead or driven out. Hollowed-out trees. Anywhere a pony might hide, that's where I went. It would go on like this for hours before my attempt to escape from my would-be killers would lead to me being attacked by more would-be killers.

"Hurry man, this way!" they yelled as I was in the thick of it. A pair of watchponies rushing toward me. I ducked out of sight with the horse that'd called to me. I figured it was another one of my followers.

That's what he told me he was, anyway. Another follower. Said he had a way I could get out of town while hell was being raised. Like an idiot, I believed him.

After a quick hit over the head with something heavy, well, my opinion of the guy changed. Him and his thugs were about ready to tear me to shreds. I knew I wouldn't stand a chance. I can take a hit. Hell, I'd like to think I could dish one out, but three on one when they're looking to kill? Not the kind of fight a pony can come out of still kicking.

But what happened next? Well, it was like God decided He'd just swoop down and sweep all my troubles away. The four words I heard out of the guy before he got ready to smash me to pieces were "Celestia sends her regards."

As the pieces were falling to place in my soon-to-be-splattered head, the door was smashed down. They screamed, they yelled. They attacked my killers, thinking they were more folks hiding me away.

I'd get away. It'd hurt, but yeah, that'd be it for the night. I'd finally get some rest, and of course, some time to think.

>>25938966
not exactly

>>25939084

I'm going to guess a furry, I know from having seen quite a lot of furry porn in my time.

>>25938736
I
Demand
GUTS PONY
Please

somebody help me I havent slept in 42 hours

>>25939156
go watch strawberry shortcake

>>25939156
Go to bed, Applejack.

>>25939127
I don't have one, but I have classy guts.

>>25939156

>>25939057
You mean Apple Bloom as Makoto, right?

>>25939156
Got to bed.

>>25939156
listen to hush now quiet now

Some drawfag promised a Flair pony. You damn well better deliver!

>>25939156

Quick, get off the computer and lie down in a bed

Trust me I'm a doctor

>>25939175

who does those pictures of the tiny pinkie pie in the real world? do they have a deviant art with all of those?

They melt my damn heart.

>>25939156

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa6_ZMBFUpQ

>>25939099

>>25939187
Rainbow dash is Guile, she cant be makoto

>>25938887
post full pic now. i hope its porn.

>>25939127

Ask and ye shall receive

>>25939209
I can't recall if I've seen these, but I've officially decided that my next vacation..I'm bringing a pony and taking pictures of it fucking everywhere.

>>25939242
"english for dummies" or summat like.

>>25938850
amazing

>>25939084

I had to squint my eyes to read and make sense of the watermark, but it looks like c4tspajamas.

>>25939235

lets have a music thread.

also, the music in this show is...seriously, I didn't know anyone could put in so much effort for a show with such a history of half-assedness.

First up: Fluttershy's catwalk song (extended version)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tITwmK1ThXE

>>25939242
It's Twilight giving a book of engrish to madmax

because she is no good with englishes

>>25939209

What, you mean these ones?

>>25939196
but I can make it to 60 hours, I can feel it

>>25939224
my body may perish but the spirit of the revolution will never die.

>>25939043
I hope some of you nice people appreciated this.

>>25939286
fuck your catwalk song

listen to THIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vioZf4TjoUI&feature=related

>>25939298
yes those, thank you

hah, I just noticed this in the new Bob's Burgers

>>25939156
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQs-W7_gFrM

>>25939286
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cy9gNE_vIE

scrubbed background music time

courtesy of psychopie

>yfw you realize NMM looks like a giant black praying mantis

I'm gonna ask again.

Does any of you pony dudes have those crazy fanarts of the little girl and her MLP dolls and all that period blood?

The Princess required sugar-water and electrolytes, but she quickly recovered her strength in time to keep the cycle of day and night. The harness was enough to make sure she could perform twice a day, instead of sharing duties with her sister.

The Elements of Harmony were drained of their energies, and lay powerless in the castle armory. However, the Doctor could tell that their psychic manifestations were merely dormant, and instructed Princess Solaria not to discard them.

He stuck around long enough to make sure the gas giant and the moon were in stable orbits around Equestria's planetoid and the now-distant black hole. Then, he left in his magical blue box, off to face adventure somewhen else.

The young filly Sunny Song lay in state, and got a hero's funeral for freeing them from the black hole.

But one particular blue filly from that little village was not satisfied. In her heart, Sunny's older sister promised vengeance on the two-legger who took her dear sister away.

She swore on her sister's corpse that she would kill the Time Lord. She swore that she would do it even if it meant changing her form through science or magic to match his. She fully intended to learn temporal physics, and chase him across the stars and eons.

River Song would kill the Doctor.

>>25939248
Thank you kindly sir.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APEC1V5wYXM

hey is pacce here? i doodled a few of that fic he linked to

>>25939286
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikm-gJi-SLQ

>dat change from metallica to drumstep

>>25939300

That's how my father died.

YOU MUST FIGHT SLEEP AND AVENGE MY FATHER.

>>25939235
That's silly. You're silly.

Look at her hair and personality and you tell me that she wouldn't be good as Makoto.

>>25939309
nice song

too bad it's not poni related

>>25939366
yes
the period in on her head
because she's a redhead

nah, it's on paheal, not FiM though

any drawfags out tonight?

>>25939399
not yet...

>>25939084

Is she is speaking out loud as a refusal or gleefully thinking to herself...

OH GOD DAMMIT

>>25939399
the fuck it's not

it's more pony related than you realize, apparently.

>>25939389
applejack would make a better makoto I reckon

>>25939378
neat

>>25939235
Dude Rainbow Dash is Sakura.

Also Rarity is Chun Li, and AJ is Cammy

>>25939422

Danke.

We're not getting Rainbow Messi, are we?

>>25939378
Already? Damn.

>>25939449
I was thinking AJ would be a good a good R. Mika.

>>25939476
>Also Rarity is Chun Li
Wrong. WRONG.

>She'll spend her childhood learning to play her father's instrument

>>25939476
>applejack
>cammy

nope

>>25939476
>Rarity is Chun-Li
I thought that Pinkie Pie was Chun-Li

Pic /v/ related, but still nice to see.

>>25939529

>>25939527
Whatever became of the theory that Octavia was a grown-up Inky Pie?

>>25939103
The rest? Well. It's short to tell, but it was a hell of a long time for me.

Went into hiding. Yeah, Ponyville wasn't exactly safe after that. Woods. Villages along Equestria. Anywhere I could make a living. I never really stayed in one place for so long. Kept my head low and my voice lower.

Everywhere I went, I could see folks with their Cutie Marks. I'd hear talk of true callings, of special talents. It made me sick. I saw geniuses working in fields and idiots hitting the books. Sure, they'd both get results, but I wondered what would happen if we just...switched the roles around. Or hell, let everyone take the roles they wanted.

Eventually. My story fell onto the wayside, and that's when I started again. Not in Ponyville, no, I started small. I decided this time, I was going to start from the outside. The places in Equestria that Celestia had forgotten about. The behooved horses forced to labor to survive, the ones condemned to barren lands, all of their Cutie Marks showing one thing: a need for labor.

It was wrong, but they didn't know it. When I showed them the way, though, it began.

The uprising started so simply. So discretely. Nobody noticed the towns beginning to creep forward. The downtrodden marching across the map.

Only when it was too late for Celestia, too late for anyone to realize, that my army became apparent.

http://pastebin.com/d0mewYKx
"clopfic" or whatever the fuck you guys are calling it now/kinda just a regular fic of Rarity and Spike I wrote. My first one, kinda sloppy, whatever.

I've had this fic in mind for a long time, but I knew if I didn't force myself to write it in-thread, it would get 1/5 done and stuck in a Notepad file and forgotten.

That being said, since it was linear, here's a few things you may have noticed.

1. That pink pony who gasped and ran off? It wasn't Pinkie Pie. Whoever it was tipped off the guards that someone odd was in town.

2. Sunny Song was a unicorn in the first part, then an earth pony in the latter part. I messed that up; both Sunny Song and (gasp) River Song are unicorns, like their parents.

I'll be posting it on my deviantArt account within a day, revised for the above.

>>25938968
Good job celestia, you sent the thread to the moon

>>25939582
I learned the hard way that you should never mix official characters with background ones

>>25939527

>>25939476
bullshit, she does SONIC rainBOOMS, so she has to be guile

also rarity is poison because she has a dick

makoto would be either applebloom or pinkie pie

>>25939628
Disregard that, my autorefreshed borked and I'm a dumb barbarian

>>25939634
>Rarity is poison
I'm okay with this

>>25939629
I never abandoned that theory. It just made Bon Bon both Sweetie and Rarity's mom, and consequently a little bit older and more cougary.

>>25939597
clopfic is pretty stupid imo

Didn't Kloudmutt draw a Cammy pony?

>>25939634
>also rarity is poison
So that makes Spike Hugo? Oh, god.

>>25939378
I-I can't believe it.
Awesome.
Awesome to the max.

>>25939582
>>25939582

>>25939672
So what about Lyra and Tootsie?

>>25939540
That is one of the best things I have ever seen posted in a Pony thread.

>>25939769
Second marriage? I dunno.

>>25939744

>>25939769
>filename
>famely

>>25939730
I just read your fic
was Gilda talking about Youtube and Wikipedia?

>>25939632
Jesus. They make syringes that can hold 100 units? That's an insane amount of insulin. Mine max out at 30, and that's more than I've ever needed.

I knew Celestia was to blame. The first beating so early on? She saw an upstart and tried to smash it out of me. Clops? His shouting about some "divine conspiracy" was more than right. He heard something he shouldn't have. He was cut out of the game.

And me? Well, with Clops dead, I'm sure that if Celestia hadn't intervened, I could have used my words to propel Ponyville into an empire of mark-rejecting ponies.

Just as I intended on doing now.

The march was merciless. We did not stop in our pilgrimage. All breeds of pony were marching at our side. The workers. The geniuses. The servants. It didn't matter. There were so many who were disillusioned with their way of life. My words spoke to them, and I told them that for the mandate of heaven to be changed, we had to kill the source:

Celestia had to fall.

Our numbers swelled, and the volume of my voice boomed across Equestria. Legions fell to us, the disorganized hordes. The neighsayers would be spared, but Celestia's forces? No. They would have to face the hoof of justice.

It seemed I was destined for success. The end of a six-month-march came to a close. Outside the borders of Equestria's finest of lands, Celestia prepared a final defense.

But she did not need it to topple me.

>>25939818
She's Equestria's Al Gore.

>>25939822
thats a lot of baby piggehs

is this good? or should i have an action of twilight kinda holding the crop?

>>25939744
Her eyes match. It's almost canon.

>>25939809
>>25939744
her hair is different. either way i prefer lyra's sister.

>>25939672
didn't bon bon not even know who rarity was in green isn't your color? either she's suffering from amnesia or she's a terrible mother.

>>25939057

Better idea: Makoto as a pony. Interacting with Dash.

>>25939744
>>25939809

I wish this was drawn better

>>25939852
>her hair isnt the same style it was when she was a baby

>>25939852
Fanon is a strange and wonderful thing. No reason it can't be both.

>>25939894
different color as well
>inb4 hair dye

Excuse me while I continue being depressed and finish this bacardi torched cherry rum.

>>25939875
That was clearly an impostor.

>>25939706

>clopfic is pretty stupid imo

agreed

>>25939921
I totally agree, it sounds pretty fucking retarded.

>>25939286

That synth beat is nice. Can you imagine Daft Punk or someone sampling it?

So what the heck. It's confirmed the EVE crossover was done by an animator on the show. How the heck does someone afford a commission of basically official pony art from someone actually working for the show?!

>>25939918
fuck that sounds delicious

>>25939919
treachiatomy can fuck you man

>>25939343


>>CMC singing

FUCK NO. I hate those little shits.

>>25939893

I wish Rarity Apple Jack didn't exist.

We don't always get what we want.

>>25939952
it's so delicious, it goes down smooth, and it doesn't have that weird tart bite that eating cherries gives me

>>25939893
>last panel
>>25939921
>fics
stupid in general

I.. I don't like this fandom anymore.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/summer-achievement-list-master-post.html

Why? Why would you want to fucking do something like this? WHY!?

>>25939831
The strike would be decisive. Our victory? Absolute. I knew that by felling Celestia, her view of the "Cutie Mark" as some sort of divine system of class would crumble. They would be free. Free as I was. We could all live out our lives the way we wanted to, instead of being forced to carry out destinies.

It would end now not with some glorious battle, however, but rather, the ultimate irony.

I should have seen it coming, really. As I gave my men the last speech I would ever give, as I spoke to them from my heart, from the depths of my soul, which cried out to be heard, I could feel it. The sensation in my heart made me feel as if adrenaline was coursing through me, but I was wrong. Beyond wrong.

As I was speaking, I could see their astonished faces, their faces of...fear? Yes, fear. My heart was pounding. I began to question myself up there on the stage. What is it that could make them stare at me with such horror? Everything I said had come from within me, it was the most eloquent and inciting speech I had ever given.

It was only when the first of them pointed it out that I was already running from the stage. Running from the army. Running from everything I had believed in.

A Cutie Mark had appeared on my side.

>>25938641
nigg3rs

>>25940007
Rarity's not black, even though her dick might have convinced you she was.

>>25939991
I think its a ponychan thing.
And we all know how were supposed t feel about them

>>25940007
thats roody-poos, bond

>>25939990

>>25939921
huh. irony. /sarcasm.

>>25939951
someone post that pic

>>25939951

So that's why that pic looks so good and on model. Huh.

>>25940043
fucking candyass ass roody-poos steve jobs

>>25940081
its already posted here bro
>>25939951

>>25939921
If that's true, then why have you written so much of it? You've got like 40 stories on your completed works googledoc, and they all look like pony-on-pony pornography stories.

Unless you're being ironic. I could get that.

>>25939951
believe it or not, the animator may have been offering comissions for charity. I dont' konw if they were, but it's happened before.

>>25939991

I don't even know what that means.

>>25940105
>>25940078
I think he means the term "clopfic"

>>25939706
Found it

>>25939849
It's good. Where's Pacce, busy?

>>25940081

>>25939991

About 80% of the thing EqD updates with are shit.

This is a prime example.

I like ponies, don't get me wrong.

But this is too god damn much.

>>25940185
yesssssssssss

>>25940105

I just mean the term. I'm fine with the term "fapfics."

"Clopfics" just sounds stupid to me. Like when people call each other "ponies." Ponies clop, people fap. And schlick. And this is coming from the guy who, I'm pretty sure, invented the term "clopping" as a gag onomatopoiea for pony masturbation.

>>25940105
He's doing for you, Anonymous.

If you don't want it you should throw up a trip

ok well i'm not the only one who doesn't like blatant viewing of vaginas. aside from that does this crop give a good idea of whats happening?

>>25940203
I don't think anyone uses it in a serious context.

bronies can't decide which timelord pony this is

>>25940217
what's supposed to be going on, exactly, in that image?

Crossed swords. A symbol of revolution. A coat of arms. A sign of battle. It was the mark of a general. What was I, though, beyond a general? Nothing. My Cutie Mark had defined me, and it had driven me to ruin.

My men did not leave. They were braver than me. They fought with despair in their hearts, that I had abandoned them, and I will never forgive myself for it. I had to cling to my beliefs. Still I have to.

Celestia and her forces cut through my men like they were a field of wheat. As the reaping took place, I looked from afar, my heart giving out. I won't lie. I cried for them, and of course, being the selfish fool I am, for myself. That damned Cutie Mark. After a lifetime without one, with no sign of it surfacing, it decided to come and ruin everything I stood for.

I couldn't lead against Cutie Marks when my symbol showed me as a leader. I needed to find another calling in life.

So I looked away. So I drowned it out. So I ran for miles upon miles. I changed my name. Cut my mane. Hid everywhere. Sure, some ponies would say I looked an awful lot like that "damned rebel," but they'd see the Cutie Mark on my flank and they'd shake their heads. They'd say "No way you're him, that general was a blank flank."

No way I was that general. Yep.

Reason I'm tellin' you this? Well. First off, nobody will believe you. The second? Now that I'm getting on in my years, I'm starting to realize what a damned fool I was.

I'm looking for somebody new. Somebody who can learn from my mistakes.

We came so close to the truth in the past, who's going to tell us we can't make it there this time? I've thought so much about the Cutie Mark, about whatever the hell Celestia is hiding. I need to know. I need to change it. Not for me, I'm just a sword-flanked fool.

I need to change it for folk like you. Folk who have a chance to do something with their lives.

So kid, what do you say? Mind coming with an old fool to start a revolution?

>>25939916
no dude, hair color change after you grow up, sometimes you're born blond, but after a few years, your hair changes to light brown. same thing could have happened to her. her hair was light grey, now it's darker grey.

What's this about the cast as fighting game heroines? I've been on a Soul Calibur kick lately, and this woman, when she's not dressing skimpily, can dress pretty sharply... if you catch my drift.

>>25940231
I rather vote for it being the fifth doctor (the blonde horse, I assume you mean) because of the hair colour.

Does anyone know know where I can get a list of the remixed music?
Not just Super Ponybeat, but other shit.

>>25940231
>MLP wikia

I have no idea who names all of those ponies
at first, I thought it was /co/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_tfVb0Ytiw

>>25939597
>>25939597

anyone skim through this? criticism would be great seeing how it's my first time

>>25940242

OKAY NOW THAT I'M PROPERLY SPINNING ASK ME SOM FUCKIN QUESTIONS

>>25940303
>>25940303
>>25940303
we're not going to help you get your stupid hat for TF2!

>>25940266
You haven't seen the John Simm master, then.

>>25940275
Have you tried the internet? I'd start there...

>>25940372
I MUST NOT HAVE THEN, EH?

>>25940315
I rarely read fanfics at all and I don't even like shipping, sorry.

flanks on fire

starring Spitfire

>>25940315
Dat ending. I like it

>>25940399
MY NIGGAH

>>25940185
So, this is a hair away from being official art. I love this fandom sometimes.

>>25940242
THERE ARE NO HEROES LEFT IN PONY.

>>25940381
This is the internet, you helpful person.
>>25940402
Sweet.

>NOBODY WANTS TO AK A DRUNK A QUESTION
FINE
FUCK YOU GUYS

>>25940402
Have I ever said that I love you Klouudmutt?

The show's been over for a week now why am I still fucking here?

>>25940445
Yeah, it's pretty cool we have kreoss with his human ponies and the other animators doing cool shit like this. We're pretty lucky, as a fandom.

>>25940242
Only reason I didn't sleep one helluva while ago was because I wanted to see how this ended. And it ended with a fucking masterstroke.

>>25940217
Yes, it does.

>>25940402
>3 minutes earlier

>>25940402
Seriously, stop that.

You're giving me thoughts I don't want to have about ponies, okay?

My brain is quelling an uprising. It still is managing to stave off those ideas from coming to full fruition, but you keep fanning the flames.

It will not be pretty if those flames ever grow too hot.

>>25940480
It has stolen us, and we cannot return. The Piper has called us into the mountain, and we went willingly.

>>25940402

>dat plot

>>25940521
Ever heard the phrase "firecrotch?" Usually reserved for redheads.

>mfw i have fapped to kloudmutt pones 3 times today

>>25940480
THIS IS WHY

ST IS HARD TO TYPE

>>25940563

Damn, dude.

>>25940521

Might as well just give in and masturbate to ponies. It's not like it changes who you are; you're still attracted to women, you've just discovered that the traits you find attractive remain that way when applied to other bodies.

In this case, an already very-anthropomorphized scheme of 'ponies'.

>>25940242
glorious.

>>25940237
i'm trying to convey "movement" of the crop up the griffon's legs. and with my current skill, it ain't coming off to good

>>25940553
The more I know Never heard of that!
>And knowing is half the battle!
>My Little Pony, My Little Pony
>Aaaaaaaah,aaaaaaah,aaaaaah,AAAAAHHHHHH!

>>25940563

I'm new to this kloudmutt. What is this?

>>25940563
boy that face sure looks like that one pic where anthro RD is raping that one human.
Know what i'm talking about?

>>25940402
could I get a pic of aj milking the cow from ep 4 with her mouth, please.

>>25940598
DO A SORT OF BOUNCING EFFECT? i"M NOT SURE HOW TO DRAW THAT

>>25940587

More like "marshmallowpomorphized."

>>25940600
fucking keyboard

>>25940609
It's from
>>25940185

>>25940609

I haven't seen that one.

I'm not sure I want to.

>>25940563
>mfw I see any and all pony porn, am aroused by some of it, and never fap to any of it

>>25940563
Different ones at least? As an...experiment, I finally tried fapping to something of my own today. Unfortunately I succeeded.

>>25940242
>cutiemark's face when

>>25940652

That you, megasweet?

>>25940647
too bad son I've got it for some reason

oh yeah, the guys' reaction is hilarious

>>25940684

Isn't that just Steve Magnet?

>>25940652

Post it. We have to know.

>>25940705
I thought steven magnet was the first dragon they met

found this on fimchan today. not quite sure what to think so i decided to stop thinking.

what do you think?

>>25940587
It's the principle of the thing.

>>25940587
Personally I decide not to fap to it because I like having SOMETHING I enjoy not being completely sexualized.

Still have a dumb crush on personalities though.

>>25940718
Fine.

>>25940651
>mfw I am not aroused by any porn pony-related and do not fap to any of it but read posts about people fapping to ponies and sometimes see that shit on the front page outside of the threads

>>25940618
inorite?

>>25940735
I think Oro should have left the boobs off. It would be funnier that way.

>>25940749
NO sir. I do NOT like it.

>>25940705
The zombie apocalypse is happening in Ponyville.
Only 3 of the mane cast have survived. Who are they and how well will they do?

>>25940735
I think someone ruined a wonderful picture by adding human tits n hands.

>>25940735
It's...fine. Dusty white nipples are weird though.

>>25940768
oro did that? i dont see his sig

>>25940718
I am taking this secret to my grave.

>>25940758
fan you convey light echoes from the direction the crop came from? that would work

>>25940755
If you can't handle it then go elsewhere, otherwise shut the fuck up and deal with it.

>>25940749

Yup. That's MS alright. MS confirmed for dude.

>>25940684
10 seconds flat.

>>25940792
But that's how Oro draws hooves... Unless I'm suddenly crazy. Oh god I don't want to be crazy in that way...

Where do I go to play this EVE?

>>25940774
Pinkie Apple and Fluttershy survive

Rainbow Dash gets too cocky
Twilight dies trying to save Rarity

also
HOLY FUCK PEGASUS ZOMBIES
NIGHTMARE MODO

>>25940774

...Only three?

>>25940684
do you all see what I mean?

>>25940677

Nope.

>>25940792
It's not his.

>>25940822
It's not impossible that another artist draws simplified hooves the same way.

>>25940861
If you did fap to your own work no one could blame you.

>>25940838
That's wind shear, bro. Face disfiguration tends to look the same at that speed.

>>25940865
HORSE ANUS IS SURPRISINGLY PLIANT

IT HAS TO BE, IT'S RELATIVELY HUGE

>>25940813
I can handle it just fine, but I'd rather not read about it on a daily basis.

>>25940822
all furry artist do hooves that way. also oro does shiny skin most of the time if im not mistaken.

>>25940242
>Dat ending

>>25940823
What is EVE?

Well duh you fap to your own work, it is out of your head.

>>25940823
http://www.eveonline.com/

I haven't played it in years, but if it's still like it was, it has a learning curve steeper than a 90 degree incline.

>>25940758
Friggin insomnia.
Maybe tilt it back a little more and have the "action lines" slanted the other way.
Also wouldn't hurt to have it look a bit longer so that it could, uh, reach.
Okay, now I'm REALLY gonna go to bed.

>>25940915
so easier to play than dorfs

>>25940861

Then by simple deduction it must be Disco.

>>25940861
oh hey look its milky smooth! oh i have a request please can you draw some cute ponies.

>>25940861
You're going to run out of names eventually, MechaShiva.

>>25940943

Yeah, but not any time soon.

>>25940928
I still havent figured out how to do well at that game.
I mean, the fun is in losing, but its not fun losing of food shortage every time.

>>25940915
Thanks. I don't need high-speed, do I?

>>25940899
True. And say what we will about Oro, he does give them clothes every so often.
Pic not related

>>25940774
Pinkie would know what they are and avoid them wall trying to find the others
Rainbow Dash tries to take them on and gets bitten.
Big Mac and Applejack are killed while saving the CMC (They survive)
Fluttershy would try to avoid them but when she sees that they are eating animal will try to use the Stare on them... It doesn't work
Rarity would successfully avoid those dirty zombies throwing anything at them to keep them away.
Twilight finds a book on them and starts making grandiose plans while transforming the Library into a Fortress.

>>25940943
menstrual syndrome.
mark my words.

>faust doesnt talk about ponies anymore
>she only posts updates about her stupid baby

well its time to delete that bookmark. i had been checking her da every 10min since mlp started.

I'm new to the herd, Pinkie Pie is my favorite.

>>25940902
>Eye outline overlapping hair
I like it, but all of the why.jpg in the world.

12 years in Seashore

>>25940943
never

>>25940987
Is a subscription game, if thats important.
never played it, but you might have a hefty download ahead of you

>>25940915
The big selling point is that it's high-stakes. For some people, there's a thrill in knowing that you could potentially lose everything you've invested your time into obtaining. For normal people, that sounds retarded.

>>25940805
>light echoes
what are these?

>>25940926
Now, Pacce, what you're doing wrong here is that you are showing the moment of impact. You don't do that. Moments of impact are awkward things, so most still pictures that imply movement have either the just-before-impact frame, or the after-impact frame. Basically, it's like drawing someone being punched. Sure the squishy deformed face would be fun to draw, but it would look ridiculous.

>>25940987
Define "High-Speed", since that term doesn't mean what it use to.

If you mean "better than dial-up", yes, certainly, especially since it's probably a pretty hefty download by now.

Oh wait. Now I remember that game. Played a trial and got so bored I didn't even play the whole trial period. Whole thing is designed to kill time.

I want to see pinkamina/gummy in gangster apparel (gold chain, backwards cap, sunglasses) in a low rider.

>>25941029
Aww, it takes money? I don't know how to give money to the internet.

>>25941058
i think he means "woosh lines"

>>25941068
>Gummy with a gold grille

Yes please.

>>25941005
It's not like she updated about MLP on a daily basis anyway.

Plus babby > cartoon.

>>25941082
SORT OF

YEAH

I GUESS THAT'S THE KIDDY WORD FOR IT

>>25941060
Not the artist (also STILL not in goddamn bed), but it's actually supposed to be showing just the swing since the point of impact is actually between the legs and neither me nor the artist actually want to see that.

>>25941042
That's one of the reasons I got out of it. I certainly have some great memories from playing around in deep space, evading players, launching surprise attacks on them, getting a little gang going...

But I couldn't take how that in order to get ahead, you had to either sell yourself to a corporation, or take from others. I can't stand ruining the play of others, so I quit.

>>25941005
>>25941095
Reminds me...I want to see this in season two: A new red-headed background pony. Slightly chubby.

Then later in the season we see her running around with a little babby pony, now slimmer.

>>25941095
STOP PALYING WITH PONIES TY LEE

>>25941102
thats the lame term

>>25941061
Yeah, I have twenty-dollar dial-up

>>25941058
'Echoes' as in 'afterimages of where the item was', and 'light' as a modifier, not a noun.

>>25941095
>babby > cartoon

I would disagree. Most humans don't get a chance to make a show that is as far reaching as MLP, but most humans DO squirt out a bunch of kids that ultimately don't have as much effect on the world as a show or work of art would.

In 50 years, people will still have copies of MLP kicking around, and her kid will be some old fart who no one knows.

What's all this about her changing her facebook pic to hide things?

Story time for /co/ and a crossover to boot!

One day Brick was madder then usual and began to punch the air around him after punching everything on Pandora he punched the air so much that it created a rip through time-space that he punched. he punched his way though time-space and landed fist first in Equestria. he began punching his way towards ponyville when he saw a group of clouds overhead. He yelled at the clouds and his voice fists broke them apart, revealing a sleeping blue Pegasus. As she fell Brick reared up and landed a blow, rocketing the lifeless corpse into the horizon. More ponies came to defend the town, Twilight Sparkle tried to cast magic to stop Brick but he punched the magic and Twilights head exploded. Two guard ponies flew at brick to stop him but he punched through them and slammed his fists together, forming a gory, golden pair of boxing gloves.
Brick heard a yell of gutteral challenge and turned to see his nemesis, Heavy Weapons guy, wielding the same, gruesome gloves. The two charged at each other and met fist to fist. The resulting explosion left nothing but ash, from which Adrian Brody emerged to begin his new adventure.

>>25941164
exact wha I meant

>>25941135
Have you ever seen a pregnant pony? They don't get 'a little chubby', they fucking balloon.

>>25941172
What if her kid makes G5?

Kim Jong-Il shares something in common with me.

>>25941188
That wouldn't fly, though. Also, trying to make it sound as not-creepy as possible.

>>25941193
fuck when are we going to get that many g4 ponies?

>>25941172
>Implying DVDs and Blu-Rays won't be outdated in 50s years and that FiM will be anything other than "that one cartoon which had a bizarrely intense cult following in the 2010s".

>>25941216
>50 years
shit nigger you dumb
physical mediums will be dead by the end of the decade if not sooner

>>25941172

Ah, but consider the kid's parents. It's going to be an animation messiah, bound to bring us a new golden age. It's like Leonardo da Vinci and Albert Einstein getting married and having a baby.

Hey, not sure if that one anon's around who asked for this, but it's Twilight vs SAVAGE shulkie.

>>25941135

That would be awesome.

>>25941234
>implying we all dont have the episodes ripped.

>>25941234
That's 'in' 50 years dummy

>>25941216
>>Implying old films become outdated when media changes and that we don't still have cartoons on TV that were made in the 1940s-1970s

>>25941234
nah, it's going to take 23 years and 7 months to finish phasing out physical storage media

>>25941252
That sounds illegal, I would never do that.

>>25941260
time travel wizard?
hm hm

>>25941259
>Implying time hasn't weeded out the shit from the true classics

>>25941246
How many kids actually go into the family business? Just because Faust and McCracken are talented artists, doesn't mean their kid might not turn out to be a lawyer or accountant.

>>25941283
no it's just bhased on the progession in researching and IMPLEMENTING holograp[hic storage

>>25941290

>implying MLP: FiM isn't a true classic

>>25941278

I kill people for a living and sometimes I even park in handicapped spaces, and even I wouldn't do that.

>>25941299
And his law firm will gain a strange cult following of young girls.

>>25941122
Well, you (and by you, I mean pass it along to the artist) could do a solid motion line, with a little impact explosion blocking the actual point of impact, thus covering up what you don't want to see, and still maintaining the illusion of motion and a transfer of force. Of course, you'd have to have the recipient flinch back a bit in response to the applied force, as well as any sweat that would be there would fly off as the momentum transfers to the droplets, flinging them from the body. Of course, that may be a bit excessive.

>>25940774
Rarity can't keep up while they escape the town square. They get to the farm and board themselves up. However, Pinkie was secretly bitten during the escape and doesn't think to tell anyone. Pinkie descends into zombie Psycho Pie and they lock in her in the basement.

Later that night, the zombie horde finds the farmhouse and begins tearing at the doors/windows. AJ, RD and Twilight hold them off while Fluttershy cowers in a corner crying and Pinkie screams and bangs on the door from downstairs. The horde breaks in and they keep them at bay while they retreat upstairs, but zombie Pinkie bursts out and attacks. AJ wrestles her down and yells for the rest to go as the hordes begin breaking through the windows. The two pegasi pick Twilight up even as she kicks and screams to go back for their friend.

Twilight, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash land in the Evergreen Forest, the only survivors.

>>25941310
you wouldnt steal a pizza.

>>25941290
Honestly, compared to all the other crap on TV right now, I think MLP might just scrape into the classic category, if we were only going by curved grading.

I'd like a pregnant pony.
If it's anything like those pudgy pictures from long ago that /co/ lost it's shit over
I find it cute.

>>25941304
oh, time travel warlok

>>25941299
Genetics.
>>25941304
So when is the singularity again?

>>25941339

You watch the crap they play on Boomerang? MLP's better than 90% of those classics.

ok... i think i got this right. however pacce isn't here but I WOULD LIKE YOU GUY'S ESPECIALLY PONYBRO AND THOSE WHO ARE HELPING.
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now since i wasn't sure which leg to draw the crop, i drew 2 crops and put them in different general places. which one would work better and do i need to add some sort of "whoosh" or "thllll" to it

thllll being my interpretation of the crop being dragged up fur and skin... sorta

>>25941336
I would download the shit out of one though.

>>25941336
first result for a relevant image

>>25941342
I still love everything Envy did.

>>25941357
When the next season starts, we will be one with pony.

>>25941357
>Genetics

Or maybe years of art school and training.

>>25941365
I never said time did a good job.

>>25941357
when we creat an ai the equivalent of the human brain if i remember correctly. it also has to obay the laws three

>>25941366
forgot the pic...

>>25941357
there wouldn't be one due to bio/mech interoperability

>>25941396
Well played. I fucking LOLed

>>25941406
tha fuck man.

>>25941342
You haven't seen the Pregnant Fluttershy pic?

>>25941406

Did Pacce write a Gilda fapfic?

>>25941401
The issue there being, of course, that if our brain were simple enough to replicate into a machine, we wouldn't be smart enough to do so anyway.

>>25941299
If the kid ends up being anything like his parents, he will be a master at leaving projects just before they turn to crap.

>>25941406
Left one.
Definitely the left one.

Pic related. Time not taking its job seriously.

>>25941381
He drew another Lyra and Bon Bon like a week or two ago

It's over in the thread on FiMchan, just a heads up.

>>25941366
Well, placement would be determined by the "handedness" of the wielder. Would it strike as a right-handed person would strike, or as a southpaw? That would give you a basic motion path, as well as an idea of the force behind it. Striking with the off-hand would have a weaker overall impact, but would also imply that the purpose isn't really to physically harm the subject. Dominant hand bashing of the subject would imply that the abuser would have little care for the abused, or would have very tight control of their strength.

>>25941442
That's a valuable skill right there.

>>25941452

>implying that was good when it was new

>>25941433
Sexy comedy, what my good friend here is working on is the most explicit scene and therefore the most difficult.

>>25941466
>implying you were alive back then

>>25941466
>Implying I wasn't implying it was always shit.

>>25941465
Fuck yeah it is.
I inherited it from Dad who left Enron a month before they crashed.

>>25941485
ahnd I have down syndrowm

>>25941466
I think he's saying Jabberjaw is still good.

At least I hope he is, because nigga best be jokin' if you guys think it sucks.

>Implying this greentext and not olivegreen text

>>25941474
explicite scenes are alway difficult

stop your implying shit and post SOME FUCKING PONITES

>>25941406
Going by placement, we can assume that she is striking in an upwards fashion, and therefore the crop placed on the right isn't going to do its job. However, the leftmost crop is still oddly positioned, as it is between frames of contact. You've got it just about to strike, not at the moment of impact nor the moment after. This makes it a little awkward for the viewer.

>>25941450
One could always try something like this.
(I didn't really pay much attention to the earlier exchange, but yeah. Maybe this helps?)

>>25941520
or shes just rubbing her with it.

>>25941507
hello there.

We're not at the image limit yet, but my captcha demanded it.

>>25941509
>>25941509
>>25941509

>>25941452
I found the show immensely funny in the way that it openly made fun of Scooby Doo and Josie and the Pussie Cats. I don't think that there's an episode that the show even attempts to take itself seriously. Let's not forget about all the veiled sex jokes in it either.

>>25941547
sup

I really need to sleep, but watching a goddamn comic evolve out of a story it took me about an hour to write is too fascinating.

>>25941450
pacce you know you can't look a gift horse in the mouth

>>25941463
interesting. i personally thought southpaws would twist upon impact, as i normally do, and right handed people do it with a solid movement. in any case twilight does it with magic (adhering to no hands n' all) and it's a slight straight up movement, intending to make known, at this point they both probably want the pain to show

>>25941547

Something seems off about this level of sweet.

Bitches don't know shit about Jabberjaw.

>>25941481

I was, actually. Although I was too young to remember it.

See, the thing that kids these days don't realize is, back in the day we didn't have 24 hour cartoon networks.

You're a kid that wanted to watch cartoons? You'd get up early ever saturday morning and watch cartoons on a selection of three different stations, and then go outside and play when golf came on and dad woke up. You'd get maybe a show or two on weekdays after school.

That was it. There just wasn't anything to chose from. We'd watch any shit we could. We had very very low standards.

Jabberjaw sucked. Everything Hanna Barbera did sucked, with the exception of the early Tom and Jerry cartoons from the forties, and Dexter's Lab in the 90s.

>>25941573
not much trollin these damn fillies...

>>25941540
You sure? Seems a little active for just rubbing. Wouldn't need the speed lines for the whole crop were that the case. Could just have the crop bent, implying the movement in an upwards direction, without moving the entire crop. Axes of movement, and all that.

>>25941611
you still talking about light echoes?

>>25941666
SHINESPARKUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>mfw crappy cartoon turf war

>>25941611
w/e I donno i'm a virgin lol

>>25941666
Motion lines, but I suppose. I'm likely just a stickler for detail, though.

>>25941576

It's awesome, isn't it?

>>25941693
>/co/
>virgin
You don't say...

>>25941693
Physics has nothing to do with that.
...Except in the execution of it.

guys. listen to.. guys. listen. guys. listen. listen up guys. guys listen to me. (listen guys). i just wanted to... guys. i just.. i just wanetd to... guys. i just wanted to tell you... guys listen i just wanted to.... guys.... i felt like i should... listen. guys. i just wanted to say that.... guys. guys i like ponies.

>>25941728
magingsemi

>>25941540
not yet bravespark, the rubbing is after the smack
>>25941520
when i posted i added a little "smak" at the bottom. i doubt anyone would see it colored or no.

>>25941681
>mfw one of the new scooby doo episodes had them all working together

I haven't been watching that show but was happy as fuck i caught that episode.

Captain Caveman was alpha as fuck.

>>25941728
It's like how god must've felt when they finally got around to making the bible manga.
And even Caluriri said she'd do some stuff.
Feels crazy awesome man.
*Setting alarm back another hour*

>>25941738
welcome to the herd yadda yadda yadda enjoy your stay blah blah blah Pinkie Pie and so on. A little late to the boat, though.

>>25941738
The ponies like you too.

>>25941755
>>25941728

For some reason I want to see Optimus Prime in a wizard's robe and hat.

>>25941794

You should consider going full hardcore.

>>25941738
You remind me of someone

>>25941769
I did notice the teeny smack.
My recommendation would be to make it bigger and actually set it partially over the panel line.

>>25941769
Saw that. Kind of unnecessary if all she's doing at that point is teasing. Could have the crop spin a bit at the tip, in order to "excite" the area before the beating.

>>25941795
Where I can find more of this glorious pixelart?

>>25941843
dad are you space pony?

>>25941829
The nitty gritty bores me.
I do have a story in mind with a big ol sex scene that HAS to get more explicit then what I'm used to.
But I prefer writing funny stories more, hell, THIS is a funny story.
This all just came about because I posted a picture of blushing Gilda around the same time someone posted a picture of dominatrix Twilight and then an idea formed and rolled out in the time it took me to get a shower.

>>25941798
they do? omg i knew it! yayy

>>25941870
Honestly? I've no idea where it originated. However, I think they were incorporated into the desktop pony java program floating around.

>>25941880
Yes son

>>25941870
Looks like desktop ponies to me. A google search should put you on the ponychan projects page for it.

They are wonderful to behold in full motion; just don't make 50 pinkie pies at once, it doesn't end well.

>>25941932
but do we have a space core pony?

>>25941848
something like this instead?

>>25941919
>blushing gilda
>dominatrix Twilight
>a shower.

>>25941848
Something like that happens next.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1A4LLS7hRJzNcKvEmWhCdC7D7O6FF7yhlyiBrs6jDJEk/edit?hl=en

>>25941976
We have Turret ponies!

I love this picture

>>25942002
hello?
....
hello?
...
i'm different....
...
hello?

Well we're only one week into the season break and we've already had a massive amount of shipping, shitty fanfics and furry porn and my tolorance levels only allow so much, so I'm going to say a big fuck you to you guys for the time being.

I'll see you guys when season 2 airs hopefully by the this'll all have blown over.