but who wants a hoola-hoop on her flank?

For those of you who spam space marines and missed it last thread.
OK. ALL THIS SHIT ABOUT THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND IS BULLSHIT. HE DOESN'T SAY SHIT. HE IS A DECAYED CORPSE THAT IS FED THE SOULS OF PSYKERS TO KEEP THE EYE OF TERRA CLOSED. HE DON'T SAY SHIT. EVEN THEN SHIT STILL COMES THROUGH THE EYE OF TERRA. THE GREATEST FORCES IN THE 40k REALM ARE CHAOS, TYRANIDS, AND NECRONS.

In before hardcore bestiality porn.

Dash hates zebras.

>>25911277

She just needs to spend a little more time with them.

my bro just spotted this.

Innuendo much?

>>25911256
>>25911221
sometimes i think that scootaloo might be a boy. but then they give him eyelashes so i don't know.

>>25911281
You wanna see some stabs?

>>25911301

>>25911290

Haha oh wow

I guess he hammered her eh?

this is proably going tob e weird but i fucking love you all so much like its sad how happy i was when this shit was going on go back so fucking bad its pathetic i came here from /b/ right after christmas and have been lurking and posting here since that srriously i love you guys

>>25911311
I like that spunk.
Lets tart stabbing shit.
I am fucking bored anyways.

So is Applejack going to come and pay her debt.. or will i have to start Destroying what is left of her Farm?

>>25911346
Sorry, were you saying something?

>>25911290

Spike was going to show Rarity Crown Jewels.

Dohohoho!

>>25911346

But that's YOUR fucking house Ezio

christ what kind of lame assassin are you?

These threads are pointless.

>>25911381

Dont forget in Sonic Rainboom where Rarity somewhat subtly told one of the pony bullies that he needed to grow a pair

>>25911387
The kind who was Betrayed by everyone, Lost it all and Couldn't Care

>>25911325
Yup, christmas here was great.

>>25911395

Most threads on 4chan are pointless

>>25911360

>>25911404

Well if you're going to attack your own pad then I guess you'll have been betrayed and attacked by yourself

Thus completing your cycle of humiliation

>http://promos.treehousetv.com/mlp-friendship/make_a_story.aspx

>>25911325

Was it a pony thread you saw on /b/ that drew you in bro?

>>25911424
As Long as i get Paid
Makes no Difference

>>25911419
Oh, sorry to get you all
'emotional' gog, you are like the damn Droog.

>>25911453
.......what?

I have no idea what's going on in this thread, so here's my OC contemplating stepping on a land mine as a parting gift that you wouldn't want anyway. night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDrCi8HJENE

i'd love to play a game of "Scootaloo pro Scooter driver"

or you can come up with better name.

Is this even a pony thread..? It's only been 1 fucking week...

>>25911459
C-CAN I TOUCH YOUR ROBE?

>>25911495
take your own

Okay, game's on:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ars_I3kzOAw&annotation_id=annotation_232475&feature=iv

Why is it that virtually none of the MLP:FIS stuff on DeviantArt is shitty? I mean, not all of it is spectacular but I was expecting to find something on par with all the god-awful Sonic crossovers everyone always posts in rage threads

>>25911507

Oh there's shitty stuff alright... I've seen it spammed here straight from the site

but from my understanding, most of the wierd shit coms from furaffinity or disco

>>25911507
People who still like Sonic are either too young and dumb to know better or creepy old guys running on nostalgia. Also, Japan.

MLP is both recent and good. It attracts people who like fun things.

>>25911506

I have seen this so many times and it still makes me laugh

1/3

>>25911428
>HOW can ah thank you, sugarcube...?

2/3

3/3

>>25911440
Name her debt, on which she has occurred.
We shall pay it, for without her fields we will perish.

>>25911555
>in canterlot

>>25911564
>>25911555
>>25911428
>>25911573

I can see someone put a lot of effort in these.

>>25911573
OK, lol'd at this one.
Also dat blank flank.

>>25911573
>always fun with more than 1
Rarity = polyamorist confirmed

>>25911290
Cannot unsee.

okay maybe its the alcohol talking but that fucking make your own book made me laugh so fucking hard

Innocent sandwhiches

i never thought i'd see wormpony plushie.

>>25911573
okay, is it only me or is rarity friggin' scary on that pic?

>>25911573
>"more than 1"
>not "one"
Where the fuck is Pinkie?

>>25911615
Lol hadn't seen new stuff from you. Nice return.

>>25911626
aww we both had the same idea

PONYTOWER versus FLYING CUPCAKES WITH ROCKET BOOSTERS

>>25911428
>Spike,
>Considered an object rather than a character

Oh god, my sides.

>>25911573
I prefer this part of the MLP site.

>>25911627
>You will never be gangbanged by a bunch of subway sandwiches

>>25911647
Typical female propaganda.

>>25911659
Actually my ex-boyfriend and I once experimented with using food in sex and he had this sandwich he made in a pita pocket that could stay on his cock without having to hold it and he asked me to eat it off of him

long story short I accidentally bit his foreskin :(

>>25911654
Hahahaha
What's worse, the innuendo never gets old. I even think about drawing, but then the joke stops being funny.

>>25911694
Bit too much information...

>>25911694
Oh, that's nice...

>>25911647
are you taking requests tonight?

>Spike as object
The logical course of action is to make a pyramid out of Spikes.

>>25911654
>candy canes are actually horsedicks
>Sugarcube Corner is actually a brothel
>Pinkie Pie is actually the madam
>parties are actually orgies
>censored for butthurt US audiences

>>25911694
This is why I'm not fond of chicks in pony threads.
Shit gets weird, man. SHIT. GETS. WEIRD.

>>25911659
twilight getting banged with a subway sandwhich.
Don't be ronery twilight

>>25911731
oh fuck that made my night lol

>>25911734
>implying I'm female

>>25911694
Hot.

still looking for the mcdonalds bronies comic...

>>25911731
That's not a pyramid of Spikes
It's a spike of Spikes

Pretty boring system

>>25911718
Is that an actual screenshot?! She looks extra off-model here.

>>25911647

>>25911735
I get the feeling that I'm missing the whole story with these sandwiches.

Why are they being used in place of dicks now?

>>25911762
Anything for you Rarity.

>>25911776
wwu
What does everybody do?

>>25911776
Yes, it's from Winter Wrap Up.

Ah' am sick of your shit, sugahcube.

>>25911803
Thanks

>>25911647
You.

>>25911789
Back when Disco wouldn't touch on-model equine genitalia with a two foot horse dick ten foot pole, he used a sandwich in a Scootalust picture. The rest is history.

>>25911789
This picture should help explain everything

>>25911815
Ahahhah oh wow.

>>25911762

Since, my friend, you have revealed your
Deepest fear,
I sentence you to be exposed before
Your peers.
Tear down the wall!

>>25911830
It was an oldish /a/ meme to shop subway into hentai manga. Hence why Disco used it.

>>25911811
Thanks, too... guess it's either one eye being too small or the hair too further up

>>25911764
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/list/McDonalds/1

jesus fucking christ that storybook game saved this thread

>>25911735
Jeez, i shouldt try do more of these sometime, , like, every character gets some subway messy action.

>>25911898
Yes. Please do.

>>25911844
>Wall of Spikes
Sounds like a D&D spell alright

>>25911898

Do Celestia next

How many can she fit in?

>>25911931
Forty.

Forty subs.

>>25911938
But that's as many as four tens!

>>25911938
That's terrible.

>>25911938
40. That is four tens, and that's wonderful

>>25911898
Don't forget we ordered extra mayo. Fuck the health benefits o f Subway, I need some delicious mayo.

We fucking love you, Disco. Don't forget that.

>>25911849
That makes sense.

Disco is far too hip and trendy for me to keep up with all his obscure memes.

>>25911955
I hate mayo.

>>25911991
Then you are inhuman.

>>25911990
Guess it took long enough. Damn, I was out of threads yesterday a few hours and a lot of new Octavia art popped up.

Pinkie has gone mad with her ridiculous killing machine. Will Rarity save her friends from the crazed bitch on a sugar high?

Yes

THIS IS STUPID.

>>25911990
That reminds me, does anybody here remember anything involving this pic, from right about this time last night?

>>25912015
And now it is DENNNNIIIIIIIIIED from us.

When did the love and friendship ideals of the show got twisted into drawing porn of ponies and food?

anyone know that one guys dA? yoorporrick or pooryorrick or something

>>25912035
They didn't, they just don't apply.

>>25912025
You're insane Pinkie, truely, truely insane.

>>25912035
when i started masturbating to it. the ponies are gone for 6 months. i'll stop when they get back.

>>25912026
Dammit, just like a clock, huh? Did you work MORE on your version after correcting the eyes?

>>25912035
January 13, 2011. rougly 3:25am PST
At this moment, we collectively decided that porn is awwwwright

>>25912026
Oh my cello, you so jello~

>>25912026
I don't know man, but that is one Sexy musican pony.

>>25912049
...No, no I didn't. Just figured if anybody here remembered it, they might want to see the horrid abomination I eventually shat out.

For closure, and all that.

And what do you mean 'like clockwork'? I just figured the same people from then might be on now.

>>25912055
I laughed.

>>25912068
It was around 5:27 or something yesterday, you even commented.

>>25912056
>of my tits, made of marshmello

>>25912055
Nnnnnnnnoooooooo

>>25912047
>>25912039
What would your previous selves do to you if they saw you right now?

>>25912103

>>25912103
He'd sigh, be a little sad, and say 'Yeah, I kinda figured you'd be a miserable failure at everything. It's not like we ever had much motivation.'

>>25912123
and with that, I can go to sleep. I don't know what the fuck happened to me but I've been either smirking like a stunned cunt or laughing my ass off for the past 40 minutes

>>25912123
Looks like he told you to go fuck yourself.

Guys, I was wondering, what do you think is the possibility of MLP featuring a canon explanation for Derpy's eyes at some point

It was a rainy day in Canterlot, I can't remember what day, it had been so long since I could recall the current day, month or year even, after Twilight's death, the gang split up, they all blamed me, they said I had to protect her, I won't get into details on what they meant, but all I will tell you this, it IS my fault, if it weren't for my ignorance back then, she would still be alive, I would give up anything to hear her babbling on about anything, any form of words, just to hear her voice one more time. Only Celestria knows where my life will take me next, either in the right direction, or the wrong one. My name is Spike the Dragon, and this is my story.....

>>25912068
Well go ahead, post it.

>>25912151

She fell into a vat of Poison Joke as a filly

Now she's like the Obelix of Ponyville... only she's a ditz rather than strong

>>25912155
...What.

What.

In the butt

>>25912172
>implying Derpy doesn't have a superpower

>>25912160
...Don't say I didn't warn you.

>>25912192
Why does everyone keep posting General Mills pony?

>>25912200
I peopose her name to be General Mills from this day forward.

>>25912192
You didn't have to, I had seen it.

>mfw the /co/mmunity.

>>25912229
Hhahahahhahah did you do that just now?!

>>25912155
Spike's blank expression is hilarious.

>>25912229
This isn't so bad for a late night thread, really. We had someone samefagging and posting horse porn in her a little while back

>>25912160
>>25912215

>>25912229

Oh yes, we're a terrible lot we are

You should hurry back to /b/ or ponychan post haste!

>>25912229
>/co/mmunity

>>25912238
Pony should lick pony

>>25912238
Dr. Robotpink: "Hey Sonic, I kidnapped all your friends. And turned 'em into apples"

>>25912238
>Flying contraptions
>Rampant lesbianism
>Twilight and AJ just voyeuring around
>Just another day in ponyville

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUJ2l6o-n0s

>>25912282
it's a contrabulous fabtraption

>>25912321
It's a single cart wheel.

>>25912238
Side note here, does anyone else find it interesting that Pinkie Pie seems rather adept at flying despite not having wings? By that I mean the flying machine she follows RD and Gilda in, and the blimp she uses to give Dash her singing invitation

Makes me think if it's linked to the fact that Pinkie Pie was almost a pegasus pony

Or maybe it's just because she has a metaphorical wingboner for Rainbow Dash

>>25912321
Or this, I'm too sleepy to get anything right.

>>25912229
Is that coloring supposed to be ironically bad?

>>25911221
Oh boy! A pony porn thread? Here I go!

>>25912333
cart wheels can be contrabulous, who says they can't?

>>25912341
and by blimp I mean balloon >_<

And she used in Fall Weather Friends too now that I think about it

>>25912341
I'd go with
It's Pinkie Pie, she don't gotta explain shit

>>25912341
Pinkie Pie is the master of all domains

>>25912357
She borrows the balloon from Twilight.

Also, its Pinkie Pie. She makes her own physics.

>>25912341
I think it's simply that her massive wackiness stat grants success in all wacky machinery attempts. For mundane purposes, she couldn't so much as sharpen a pencil, probably.

>>25912341
According to Faust, Pinkie was going to be a pegasus pony in FiM, but ultimately remained grounded and her wings were given to Fluttershy.

>>25912341
read this and realize pinkie and applejack are rebels.
http://www.overthinkingit.com/2011/02/24/my-little-pony-political-economy/

>>25912392
Yeah, "given".

>>25912347
reported.

>>25912381
Or did Twilight borrow the balloon from Pinkie Pie?
I mean, the opening sequence isn't really canon, and why would she have a hot air balloon if that's not even how she came to Ponyville?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZRSvbcePtU
Requesting Gaogaigar final fusion, with pony pulled train, twilights hot air balloon, and pinkies giant mech.

>>25912347
contorted, deported and reported

>>25912392
If I found out I should have been gifted with flight, except instead it went to someone or something who rarely uses it, ALL OF MY HATE.

Did anyone else notice this show has terrible animation?

And their hair bounces so goddamn much.

>>25912413
I'm guessing it's Twilight's balloon based on the toyline. There's a balloon playset that doubles as a nightlight, and has a miniature telescope for ponies to stargaze with.

>>25912413
>I mean, the opening sequence isn't really canon

So Twilight doesn't ride into Ponyville in a hot air balloon then pose with her friends to start each episode? My dreams... They lie in shards upon the ground.

Fucking bunch of manchildren obsessing over a crappy children show.

>>25912432
Fluttershy does use her wings, though! Rainbow Dash keeps all the strap-ons at her house

>>25912481
Still looks just as bad

>>25912458

>based on the toyline

what.

>>25912458
>Twilight uses the balloon to stargaze on clouded nights
That's actually pretty cool.

I forgot to spoiler for all the good little kiddies at home.

>>25912492
Well, I agree... the cartoon is supposed to sell the toys, so they wanted the balloon to be there.

>>25912459
You know, that actually made me lol. I don't even know if it's the lack of sleep doing it anymore.

does anyone else think it would be cool if they had an episode where theres a fictional drug that all the ponies get addicted to and its a like special for kids to help them not take drugs? like twilight takes some Horse to help her study at night but then like she starts stealing from everyone to afford more and then they have an intervention and they use magic to flush the evil drug molecules out of her blood or something and then the evil drug molecules are actually trixie in disguise

>>25912473

"Oh Rainbow-Dash... I was kinda getting lonely at my house so" *giggle* "I thought I'd just drop on by?"

"I hope you dont even if it's been 7 times today"

>>25912523
they could smoke the blue joak.. or eat it or whatever...

>>25912492
Faust quite clearly said that she had to make changes to the series based on Hasbro's demands, because they wanted it to tie in with their line of marketing.

Twilight has a balloon for no reason? It's because they wanted to sell a balloon toy and she's the main character.

>>25912514

The toys are just Hasbro cashing in, they shouldn't be factored in at all when discussing fanon or even canon.

>>25912155
No! Spike! She's behind that... yellow thing!

>>25912523
get out.

>>25912523
You need sleep more than I do...
That's what, a mix of Ronald McDonald's anti-drug special and a Captain America story

>>25912528
>Meanwhile, all her pets are starving

>>25912523

>and then the evil drug molecules are actually trixie in disguise

>>25912543

Fluttershy gets hungry too anon...

hungry for love

>>25912523
That would be horrible, it would teach kids that addiction can be cured by faith healing

>>25912533
It's a vase you fucking dumbass

>>25912523

>then the evil drug molecules are actually trixie in disguise

>>25912545
>>25912558

I disagree.

Obviously THEY ARE GILDA IN DISGUISE.

>>25912545
>>25912558
ok i admit that i kind of threw that part in at the end i was going to say nightmare moon but I thought all the fans want her to be good from now on

>>25912543
How does she afford all that food and medicine etc., anyway? I'm guessing the animals act like Harvest; any time a mouse, squirrel, rabbit, bird, or whatever finds money lying on the ground, they bring it to her.

>>25912523
>then the evil drug molecules are actually trixie in disguise

>>25912523
There's only one problem that I can see in your plot. I don't think the other ponies could use magic on Twilight or she'd explode them all (twice).

>>25912523
Get ye back to whence ye came, foul'd spawn of the eighties!

>>25912574
Exploding people twice isn't normal.

But when you're on Horse it is.

NOT EVEN ONCE.

>>25912574
Can she do that?

>>25912569
She takes specimens from all the species that she thinks are overpopulating the area and makes food and medicine out of them

>>25912557
Several vases, even, but if they're all meant to be the same thing that's not a vase, it's spikey and shit.

>>25912574

>mfw I realise that the sun icon in that image is not attached to anything

>this is a pony

>>25912569
She's actually more of a landlord, the animals steal what they can and give it to Fluttershy, when they aren't able to pay...well the carnivores have to eat somehow.

>>25912523
>Horse
fuck you I almost spat Dr Pepper on my brand new keyboard

>>25912604

>this is a pony on drugs

>>25912569
that is absolutely adorable, but what is Harvest? A movie?

>>25912603
That's the actual sun. Celestia just decided to make it look really fruity that day

uh what can i say?

>>25912613

>this is a pony on drugs who just killed all of her friends because of a drug-induced hallucination

>>25912569
>>25912598

You're all such horrible people! making out my important civic duties to be bad

>>25912569
Happy rainbows explanation is that she acts as a ranger of sorts, and so gets money for that sort of thing from the government.

Grimdark explanation is that she kills the animals that don't behave and uses them.

>>25912624

>>25912608
Entirely unbeknownst to Fluttershy, of course; Angel Bunny take care of all the ... less pleasant parts of being a landlord. He tells Fluttershy they were off to visit family in Nagmandu.

>friend sees this recently
>point that this is a homage to a certain series
>he says Spongebob
>my face

>>25912624

>slowpoke

>>25912624

>this is a pony whose mother was on drugs during pregnancy

>>25912643
Spongebob homage, how?

This is a pony who's mother was a marshmallow

>>25912638
It's okay, Ponyphemus, we still love you!

A lot more than we would if you WEREN'T a horrid abomination, that's for sure. We wouldn't have even noticed you in that case.

>>25912569
She's got a chicken coop on her property. It's not too far of a stretch to imagine that she would grow grain crops herself, or bum them off of the Apple family. As for medicine it could probably all be derived from materials found within the Everfree forest.

>>25912654
It's a ren and stimpy throwback. not spongebob.

>>25912655

And this is a marshmallow pony ON DRUGS

>>25912655
>Sweetie Belle is actually Rarity's daughter from when she was teenage pony pregnant
>The father was A ROCK

>>25912655
But her sister is a...
...Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhh

Is your pony on drugs? Look for the classic symptoms: overabundance of energy, fits of schizophrenia, a fondness for celebratory get-togethers bordering on obsession, a distinct ability to disregard the laws of nature.

Please, talk to your pony about drugs today. Before it's too late.

>>25912655
It looks a lot like Adventure Time's marshmallow kids may've partook in that.

>>25912676
"You have to take a leap of faith!"

>>25912682

Hey Fluttershy! Wanna come to my house?

I've got drugs! and a strapon

>>25912676

>feeling pinkie keen.jpg

>>25911831

delete... this... crap...

>>25912682
Please don't tell anybody about my secret party powder? You're a good friend!

>>25912696

I stick with the forest ranger theory for Fluttershy, myself. Since it seems nature doesn't naturally work at all in pony territory, (manually changing seasons and all that,) it stands to reason they would need someone to at least do something regarding animal management.

>>25912701

Pinkie Pie, you find a way to bring me over to your world and share some of that powder with me, and I won't tell a soul.

You gotta keep that shit in steady supply though. My mouth doesn't stay shut for cheap.

>>25912710
They had to go and get the southern birds in WWU, so it makes sense that other animal movement has to be scheduled too. Heck, there are more land-based animals than flying ones, and fluttershy does it all on her own, she must be overworked.

>>25912712

>blackmail

So much for 'good friend'

>>25912696

>>25912676
...Was it supposed to look like a burning cross in the thumbnail?

>>25912629
>>25911815
>pony mecha fight
Usually I wouldn't care, but... that just looks so AWESOME

>>25912712
Come on in! I can't keep the hole open for long, though.

>Saintly... completely innocent edition
Don't wanna scroll down now...

How many scat-furry posts?

>>25912718

Blackmail makes the world go round, anonymous.

>>25912728
One. And it's spoilered.

>>25912728
Only one, actually.

>>25912728
Non- One.
One scat-furry post.

>>25912728

Just the one

and it was spoilered

>>25912727
Either you feel exactly like a computer monitor or it isn't working.

>>25912747

>>25912727
>Actually lift up hand for a second
>Stop before I touch the screen when I realize what I'm doing
>Feel retarded/depressed

>>25912784

>>25912796
from the thumbnail I totally thought that was Roger Klotz

>>25911659
>>25911654

>>25911735
why boner?

>>25912831
Oh twilight, you're so adorable. Didn't you see what was coming while you were putting on those clothes you're taking off?

>>25912842
she totally knew about it, why do you think she put tehm on in the first place?

>>25912815
Lol me too

>>25912786
Took me a second

>>25912842
I really want to see a comic where it's like one of those "ponies wear panties" things except that, being ponies, they have no idea how to wear human clothes so everything goes wrong.

>>25912863
Because Celestia asked her to!

>>25912831

Someone need to crop out Twilight and the panties. Princess Celestia looks fucking hilarious there, and would make a great reaction image.

>>25912869
theres one of derpy like this

>>25912888
ya mean this one?

>>25912831
You know it's pretty much canon that Celestia could bring Twilight to her private chambers and brutally molest her and she'd never even complain

>>25912903
Its because she likes it.

>>25912784
But what if it were an actual magic portal? Like, it was a one in a quadrillion tear in reality right there, and you blew your chance because you wouldn't allow yourself to, even though there was no cost and nothing to lose, just dream a little. Sure, it's certainly impossible, but weren't many things considered the same way until one adventurous soul, one who did dare to dream, proved otherwise? There's a first time for everything, and it is the inquisitiveness of the human spirit that allows that first time to happen! In the spirit of a history of exploration and invention, if not for the preservation of the wonder of what just might be, you owe it to yourself and the human race to touch that picture! TOUCH IT NOW!

...And when you feel a screen beneath your finger tips, you will know that it was not you that passed opportunity by, no matter how unlikely that opportunity was. It was not you who resigned to ever be a slave to the known and the mundane.

>>25912879

>scrolling through posts
>reading about people wishing they could live in Ponyville
>usually I'd laugh at how pathetic this is
>right now I know your feel

WELL TIME FOR BED

>>25912927
Dammit Spike couldn't you have controlled your libido until the field trip to Canterlot was over

>>25912927
Awwwww that's sweet, it's like everyone's cheering for them!

>>25912903
>implying it wasn't Twilight who requested the audience in the first place

>>25912951
They're not cheering. It's that moment of shocked silence before they start screaming at his hemipenes.

>>25912951
>You will never take the woman you love to your hometown and show her around, successfully win her over, and make her so horny that she has sex with you on the grass while her friends cheer you on

>>25912903
>>25912977

Please tell me there is a clopfic of this.

>>25912981
But they're all smiling.

>>25912994
There is, I forgot what it's called. Luna is in it too

>>25912994
People read those things?

>>25912996
Simply frozen on their faces from the moment before

>>25912993

>>25912994
Twilight's big surprise
it's futa and human though

>>25912903

>>25913010
I do find some of them absolutely hilariously bad, but other than that

>>25913027

Found it before you posted, thank you My Lemon Pony.

>>25912981
I remember when I was taking my animal biology class at community college, and I was still fairly ignorant about the anatomy of certain animals. I was looking at a preserved specimen of a snake under a microscope, and I called the teacher over and asked him what these two interesting bumps I saw on it were. He says "Oh, those are its penises" and I'm like LOL WUT

>>25913050
>penises
>plural
Wait, what?

Well, I guess you learn something new every day.

>>25913062
Snakes have 2

>>25913062
Its peni,

>>25913076
actually it's "penises" or "penes"

Where can i watch episode 26????

>>25913076
Penes is more correct.
Hence, hemipenes.

>>25913076
Actually it's penes or penises.

>>25913081
Is it CP time?

>>25913034
all rule 34 is just bleh. I don't get it.

I don't understand. It's a show about cute ponies, what did he expect?

>>25913081
>Apple Bloom is their incest baby
>Applejack only went to Manehattan to hide the pregnancy and birth from everyone in Ponyville

>>25913093
I hope so, I love cute ponies!

>>25913088

http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony

So, what ages are the ponies supposed to be? THEORIES.

>>25913098
Is Andrei that guy who was livecamming himself drawing Scootaloo getting jizzed on? Or am I thinking of someone else

>>25913098

>>25913098
He draws underage pornography and gore for fun, what did you expect?

He never should have mixed with ponies.

>>25913128
Do you think he likes the show?

>>25913103

So now everyone thinks that Applebloom was the product of some one night stand with a colt prostitute in Manehatten?

or uncle Orange?

The season's over, but the threads did not even slow down. And I believe we have some new drawfriends to replace the ones who left.

Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>>25913136
He's a total fucking pedo and his art gives me the creeps.

And since Pedos and Ponies go so well together I can't say I would be surprised if he did like the show.

>>25913128

Hey look it's that one guy who doesnt like Disco!

>>25913159
I love the guy
He has given us some incredible arts

Disco is very talented but he does not have any breaks. Honestly, he shouldn't draw all this disgusting fetishes for free. People charge good money for drawing this type of shit. He lost a good opportunity to make big bucks here.

>>25913206
He has and still does take quite a few commissions you know. So does MS.

>>25912556
Addictions CAN be cured with faith healing. It's not like AIDS or a severed limb.

Never heard of Alcoholic Anonymous?

>>25913172
I'm not the guy you're responding to, I only posted the cap. I didn't mean to put Disco down, I was just wondering why he thought fans of mlp would be so hardcore.

does anyone have that image of dinky hooves in school that has the story written on it

>>25913206

Uh... he DOES do commissions

Like pic related

>>25913225
That's not faith healing, though. Faith healing is basically magic, and doesn't work; Alcoholics Anonymous uses faith as a crutch to help the vict-... beneficiary get by without alcohol.

A bit like how an actual crutch doesn't help your leg stop being broken, it just lets you get by in your day-to-day life while your leg heals.

>>25909870

Oi. I took 2 years too long because of other things.

>>25913094

Oh man, I laughed more then I should have. Thank you.

>>25913261
Give that a generic shoujo background and we are cooking with gas

>>25913240

I like the vase in th left bottom corner, it looks pretty cool.

>>25913252
But for some people, Faith Healing helps. Purely psychologically, of course, but a large part of getting over addictions is just mentally holding out until it's all flushed from your body.

Interestingly, for real injuries, prayer can actually have a negative effect, studies into it have shown that the chance of complications in surgery actually increases if the person knows they're being prayed for.

>>25913227
Well, he was kind of right. And after Gunnerkrigg and Homestuck, and the stuff he was asked to draw for those fandoms, can you blame him?

>>25913261

Thanks Nappy... but it's missing a teeny tiny something that's leaving the face somewhat offputting

Do you think you could make his cheeks swell up abit over his eyes in accordance with the position of his mouth?

I'm tiredso if what I just said didnt make any sense just see pic relatged for what I'm talking about

>>25913280

Haha, I'll leave that to the colorfriends.

Have fun!

>>25912682
Well... now we know where Dash finds her powdered lightning...

>>25913261

>anime sidemouth

I like the rest of the picture, but fuck...

>>25913240
I heard 0r0 tried to commission on model pony porn from him, but that was back when he said he would never draw it ever.

I wonder if anyone else has tried to commission something similar since then.

>>25913288
Well I don't know what Gunnerkrigg is, but he was right about the art for the show being too vapid?

Here are some of my favourite background ponies!

>>25913234
anyone? dont think i wouldn't post the most messed up image i have.

>>25913335

That's cold bro I'm diabetic

>>25913295
Sure thing. easy edit get!

>>25913335
What's that car?

>>25913335
Who the fuck is 'Lyre'?

>>25913321
I'd be afraid to

>>25913352
The cars name is The Octavia

>>25913340

Sorry man... completely ignored your post earlier

wheeeeeee

>>25912736
>>25912739
>>25912745
lowstandartsmind!

>>25913348

Much better thanks

>>25913320

I figured people associated large permagrins to the guy, guess not

>>25913360
Oh, I see the front now

>>25913321

I might commission something clean from him after I'm finished with MS...

But I'd have no idea what... it'd have to be something awesome whatever it is

Just wanted to say to the ones I've gotten requests from but haven't delivered yet, that they ARE being done, so no worries. Drawing has been a little slow lately, is all.

>>25913283
Like I said, it's a crutch. It helps, but it doesn't work. And that's not faith healing, it's just general faith; last I checked, AA doesn't pray the addiction away, they use the support brought on by a belief in a loving higher power (and let's not get into the accuracy of said belief) to help a person believe in their own ability to fend off the addiction.

Sort of a 'believe in God who believes in you' deal.

>>25913322

No, he was right about fans of MLP being pretty damn hardcore. They are, in general, a bit more reserved about it than the Gunnerkrigg folks were, but I think that's largely due to the animal-based subject matter and the huge taboo about anthropomorphic animals as a fetish. If I could show you some of the old /pco/ threads for Gunnerkrigg, you'd see he's entirely used to people requesting remarkably explicit shit, and when you've been drawing that kind of thing for so long... well, like he said, 'there's a certain amount of pictures of a pony tucking another pony into bed before you start realizing that shit is pretty fucking boring'.

>>25913322
I just wanted to know why he thought people wouldn't react to it, did he assume everybody knew him?

>>25913384
Give him the sappiest, most vapid request you can think of.

Or, you know, all of the main cast as lolis in a gigantic fuckpile.

>>25913397

What you got on your plate Dalapony?

>>25913384
What you commissioning from MS? I kinda want to do another one from him if he'll take it.

>>25913405
Hahaha I actually emailed him about one like that a few weeks ago just because I love his colors.
He never replied to my email.

>>25913400
Well, yes, obviously it doesn't actually work, but that doesn't change the fact that it produces results. It's a placebo, but that doesn't stop it from helping people who believe in it.

>>25913410

I dont want to spoil it

It's funny though at least if you're a Mel Brooks fan

>>25913076
actually it's hemipeni (greco-roman combound for half-penises)

>>25913400
How many people have never been a part of a fandom before this, do you think? What's /pco/?

>>25913410
>Megasweet
>Him
>You previously commissioned from him, so you would know his name

Fucking finally, i thought i would never know his gender.

>>25913447
I just hope Disco can forgive them.

>>25913172
Three pre-teen girls sitting in their treehouse in the middle of nowhere during the night.... That's not going to end well...

>>25913460
Unless xhe uses a fake or intentionally ambiguous name to fuck with people.

>>25913460
>It fucking matters

>>25913447
Probably a lot, our "community" is swarming with kids and just generally newfriends of the highest caliber (I say it with the utmost love and respect)

/pco/ is a porn board on plus4chan, which was made mostly to be a satellite site for /co/, kind of like FiMChan for us

>>25913460
Actually the name was gender neutral bro. The male pronouns are pretty much a guess.

>>25913466

AJ: "Hey Rainbow Dash, it's really comin down out there... can ya'll check on the girls?"

*RD watches the girls lezzing out with eachother*

RD: "They're fine"

>>25913484
It does matter, since he kept fucking teasing with it.

But that's all over now.

>>25913499
Was it Kelly?

>>25913407
One of filly Twilight asleep from studying with her parents beside her. Another of Braeburn with unshorn fetlocks
Feels like they should have been done sooner, but like I said, it's been going a bit slow lately.

>>25913501

>>25913508
Don't want to say either way. Don't think MS's wants their name spread around.

>>25913447
No idea about people and fandoms, but /pco/ is 'Promotions /co/', one of the boards of plus4chan. If you've got a long-term project, you go to /coc/ (/co/ creations); that's where all the Wakfu subbing got done, before they made the tumblr and started e-mail correspondence. If you want to play some games with /co/mrades, you go to /cog/ (/co/ gaming). If you want to find or offer porn, you go to /pco/.

Not too long ago, actually, /pco/ ran through Gunnerkrigg threads at the plus4chan equivalent of how quickly we burn through MLP Generals (so each thread lasted a few days), and Discotecnica Ottanta was a favorite artist right alongside MK. We knew him first as Beatles Reference, then Andrei.

>>25913361
thank you and you can have this in return

>>25913517

Oh wow... those are both my requests.

I must have asked you on separate occasions without realising it

Thanks bro

Oh and btw, I feel really bad because I think I also confused another artist's work with your own and was engaged in an argument about it last night...

Did you happen to do pic related? If not then I'm the biggest idiot ever

>>25913361

This just made smile and tear...

>>25913531
Gunnerkrigg was a webcomic? What was the draw of it?

>>25913252
By the way, since MLP seems to make /b/tards honestly speak about love and tolerance don't you think the show might have some serious potential in rehab centers oh fuck... I forgot Pinkie Pie

>>25913556
same as MLP: lesbians

>>25913545
You don't feel nearly as bad as I do about requests.

>>25913562

/b/ will talk about anything if it gives them a momentary thrill.

And as for rehab... I doubt a lot of stressed out, neurotic addicts would be comfortable with letting their guards down around a children's cartoon show.

They'd probably actively resist watching the show

>>25913576

Why would you feel bad about making requests?

I dot it all the time

>>25913400

>there's a certain amount of pictures of a pony tucking another pony into bed before you start realizing that shit is pretty fucking boring'

The same principle works in reverse. Too much futa porn/gore gets boring after a while. He used to get shock reactions, now it's just the same group of people licking his ass over every new image.

>>25913556
Good story, rapidly evolving art style, lots of side characters to obsess over, and just the barest hint of lesbian subtext. It's a great comic, but I've noticed that last part ALWAYS gets /co/mrades talking obsessively about a thing.

>>25913586
I can't help but think the person thought I was a different person every time.

>>25913586
I only ask for requests when i really, really want to see something.

Unfortunately i never remember what it was i wanted to ask for, and i ask for Applejack hugging Twilight or something.

>>25913335
>He likes Caramel.

>>25913598

Are you talking about doing requests for people or simply requesting stuff for people?

>>25913595
Gee, I wonder why he doesn't come around anymore

>>25913597
I just started reading it last week.

Fuuuck why did i never see the lesbian subtext. It's so obvious now.

>>25913614

>he doesnt come around anymore

um, he does

he's been here multiple times this week

>>25913614
It might have something to do with the season being over. I don't know why I think that, it could be the "Bye, see you next season" image he made.

So, who wants to hear about those two "LOLSECRETS" details of the Trixie x Twilight and Pinkie x Rarity pictures?

>>25913545
Nope, that's someone else that I don't know

>>25913624
I think it's better if you don't ruin the surprise.

>>25913625

Well now I feel like an idiot...

>>25913601

Why dont you just write some ideas down in a handy little list?

>>25913608
requesting stuff from a person who thought he was getting requests from different people.
>>25913601
Okay, I thought asking for a request meant you were going to draw it.

>>25913622
I requested that image. I felt special as I got his last one but he's been back and still drawing arts every now and then.

>>25913614
what are you talking about that negroid is still here
everybody seems like they're still here
everyone is still addicted as fuck to this shit no mater what

>>25913624
You told me those pictures were destroyed!