>>25900526
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=figging

Also, good morning /co/.

so

how's that hiatus doing

you guys good

If ponies had a fightan game , how would the girls fight?

Now I'm hungry.

anyone have gif of rarity smashing the glass shoe

>>25900540
here's a pic i drew a few days ago, its Octavia playing the banjo

>>25900645
>Filename
>Wat?

>>25900602
I'm doing fine thanks for asking.

>>25900662
terribly

>>25900526

>>25900602

One week anniversary since hamburger time started, but we're holding in there so far

>>25900602

Pretty good, yeah. You?

>>25900645
>filename

Cupcakes I presume?

So what was on today, anyway?

Part one of the pilot, I'm assuming?

>>25900670
Excerpt from a fanfic I'm writing here and there.

>>25900669
Ok.
The hell is this?

>>25900693
yup, i didn't get to watch it though, i saw it on the Directv guide

>>25898506

flat colored

>>25900662
Hypers would have to be Sonic Rainboom, The Applebuck, Party of One, Stiching it Together, The Stare, and Number 26.

the last ep pretty much confirmed pinkie is retarded

>>25900692
Cupcakes is more like a porno

>>25900731

No, she just takes parties very seriously

>>25900751
Sir, I KNOW porn. 'Rainbow Dash fucks the Wonderbolts' is porn. 'Cupcakes' is nightmare fuel.

related

>>25900714
The request read

>Draw Octavia playing the Banjo like the syphilis chugging redneck she is

Dammit Pinkie stop being so damn attractive.

>>25900602
we're good.

>>25900770
DERPY

THE SERVERS DO NOT NEED MUFFINS TO OPERATE

STOP FEEDING THEM MUFFINS

>>25900758
Seriously retarded

>>25900692
>>25900751
I'm starting to like it. I enjoy reading leth's fics in the form of filenames

>>25900764
Looks like someone doesn't appreciate guro.

>spike begs and crys for gala ticket
>celestia finally gives him one
>he doesnt go to gala

wut

my bro just noticed the cutie marks of Pinkamena's parents.

Momma has Rocks for CM
Daddy has Pickaxe for CM

, innnuendo?

>>25900818
He wanted to hang out with his friends and show them stuff. They went off to do their own thing, so he felt abandoned. Yet again.

>>25900585
Do you have any idea how many fic ideas your post has spawned?

You probably do.

>>25900816
I'm excited to see this story.

Didn't you put the other story in googledocs, or is this the same one?

So, this is the first rough sketch up. If it doesn't burn out anyone's retinas, I'll make it all pretty.

I actually had to look up what a passion fruit was.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=enema

if you people have anal sex and don't do this, enjoy your poop covered penis.

>>25900842
>Do you have any idea how many fic ideas your post has spawned?

...Oh god. Oh god why. I didn't mean to-

...Fuck.

>>25900818

God damn it that's cute.

>>25900854
400x better than what i can draw

>>25900865
imagine pinkie pie with ginger up her ass.... oh god.. such sweaty active fun sex.

OH SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED TODAY IS FRIDAY

SHIT DOES ANYBODY HAVE A WEBRIP OF THE NEW EPISODE YET I SLEPT IN

>>25900874
HAHAHA! YOU TELL FUNNY JOKE!

>>25900868
It's also about 400x as big as it should be.

>>25900886
good lord you're right. Lol, u use 4chan plus, so i just hover over pics (unless they're comics, then i just say screw it and open it up)

IT'S FRIIIDAY!!

WHERE THE NEW EPISODE!??!?!

>>25900874

>>25900874
God I don't want to break the bad news...

>>25900895
* i use 4chan plus

>>25900897
They are hiding. In the future.

Ponyfags, I know you get this all the time, but what's the appeal of a show designed to sell dolls?

>>25900818
but he DID go.

>>25900900
They already know, they're just messing around.

I hope this doesn't become the new Thing To Do on fridays, it's getting real old real fast.

>>25900897

......

I don't have the heart to tell him...

>>25900900
nice triple digit doobies

>>25900818
I like to imagine he wandered around looking for everyone for a little while, was pathetically inept at finding anyone he knew, then went off to drown his sorrows in baked goods.

>>25900874

>mfw I remember there are no new episodes

>>25900915
It's funny,
cute
well written
great characters
well animated
bright and colorful
has a classic cartoon feel, like dexters lab and loony tunes.

is it me or is this general abandoned?

>>25900818

The Gala is boring, Spike already knew that he just wanted to hang out with friends but they didn't

>>25900526
Just watch me Luna.
I'll do my magic homework with my left hoof, and cast spells with my right.

I'll take a fig... and EAT it!

>>25899939

How so?

>>25900915
we fap to poorly made hasbro toys

that's our collective fetish

Cutie-mark Crusaders MegaMare Killers!YAY!

>>25900938
4chan went derpy for a bit.

>>25900938
Only felt that way because posting went down for a bit.

>>25900938

It's nice to have a general that doesn't fly to 300 posts in 10 seconds flat.

>>25900938
4chan derped, that's all.

>>25900938
Nah, 4chan just derped for a moment. Nobody could post.

>>25900932
It's okay, Rarity. There's always art and fanfic. And in seven months, we'll have even more ponies!

>>25900953
>>25900958
>>25900959
>>25900960
HAHA, wow

>>25900953
>>25900960
>>25900967

DerpyMind!

>>25900951
I lurve it

>>25900951

Adorable. Too bad they're also probably less effective than the Ruby-Spears villains.

>>25900983
Thanks brah

>>25900959
You can't have party this way.

Btw any updates from Faust's DA account? (I did not check myself because I do not know what it is)

>>25900996
nope

>>25900951
But who is Quint?! Quint needs more love. Potential to be coolest villain ever and he shuffles around on a pogo stick. Poor, poor Quint.

I demand Quintpony!

At least there's MS Paint Masterpieces...

guys? where's the new ep?

>>25900585
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????!!!!!!!11!

>>25901031
you being serious?

>>25900934
Huh. I might check it out then.

>>25900996

But Pinkie Pie. Sometimes quiet is quite....nice.

>>25900564
It's not my concern <...>

Aha, thank you.

>>25901031
See
>>25900912

Lyra bonbon thread?
Maybe Lyra introducing bonbon to her family and her sister octavia?

>>25901031

Ah haha, you're funny one...

>>25901021
TWIST AS QUINT! Dude, I have to do that! thanks for reminding me!

>>25901031
>my face when people legitimately ask this

>>25900871
Twilight read all about it in Super Naturals

<insert joke about new episode>

>>25901015
I wonder if she's fluttered by all that attention or if she freaked out when she realised what 4chan is also after her personal rule34

So I uh. Drew this thing
And I'm not finishing it.
So you guys can have it.

Oh god. 4chan is dieing. again. this could herald the end.

Also im now drunk enough so I can pretend to be romantic and thoughtful. Would anyone like a no-pony friday consilatory poem? I can shit one out if youd like

>>25900662
Man, I've thought about this for way too long.

Twilight would be a character with week normals, but strong specials. Most of her combos would rely on her chaining in her specials/supers. Her Ultra or whatever would be "Number 100", pretty much like a giant laser beam or something else.

Applejack would be a grapple character, having to get in close with her command grabs, but also having some long distance grapples using her lasso. Her Ultra would be "Round 'Em Up" She calls in Winona to paralyze the opponent, and then does a tag-team with Big Mac for a few hits like as if they were on WWE or something, and then finishing off with Bloomberg as a Tree-ent to deliver the final blow.

Fluttershy would be a heavy zoning character like Dormammu, using her animals to either trap people or using them to attack. Her ultra would be "Stare Master" which would actually be a buff ultra a la Arthur's golden armor in MvC3.

>>25901083

>>25901057
So when is it?

>>25901057

They may not even know Lauren left

>>25901073
It's the best of all episodes coming after TBNE. it's funny cause it's true

>>25901096 cont.

Pinkie Pie would be the opposite of Twilight, having really good normals but weak specials, mostly relying on combos and stuff and also has a teleport so she could rush-down if she wanted too. Her yltra would be "Party of One" and when connected, it would be like Za Warudo or Luigi's final smash, causing the opponent to be slowed, disable certain moves etc. while buffing her. This ultra would be hard to connect though.

Rainbow Dash would be a heavy rushdown character with easy spammable combos and specials. Her ultra would be "Sonic Rainboom" which is a combo ultra that finishes with the rainboom itself.

Rarity would be the all-rounder, with good normals and specials, but none are really better then the other. Her ultra would be "Defend the Lady" which is a counter ultra. Once the ultra is connected, Rarity calls in Spike to defend her. As he comes in though, Rarity uses her magic to transform him into Manly Spike from a Dog and Pony show, and he then unleashes attacks on the opponent.

There, I think that covers the main cast at least.

Hey guys, that new My Little Pony cartoon premiered today on The Hub.

You should check it out, it's pretty good. I mean, not good enough to ever explode into a huge fanbase or anything, but I think a few of you might like it.

>>25901083
Why aren't you finishing it?

>>25901087
Luna being nostalgic for all of her imaginary friends left on the moon.

fuck I can get so much work done when I'm not sitting on my useless ass all day and staring at pony threads

anyway! Made some separate bits of prototype 4, found what works and what didn't, and then improved the pattern to make prototype 5!

just gotta go cut out this thing and start stitching it together

You guys have seen this, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EdAAZ2x5-E

Still needs more gryphon.

>>25901079
No she called us all faggots once in response to a question on her DA. She's hardcore as fuck and is a bad enough dude.

>>25901031

>>25901096
Applejack would also have aple pie hadukens.

>>25901056

How about the buffalo chief as tomahawk man?

>>25901031

New episode's right here, hun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>25901139
Better quality

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhtcaRRngcw

>>25901139
Oh you.

>>25901123
Those are gonna be bigger than I thought.

>>25901135
Thats not a bad Idea! I think I'll do that too! but I'm busy so it may be a few days.

>>25901139
>>25901150
1080 is here, without that fucking logo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

>>25901129
But is she a bad enough dude to save Craig from dissapointed /b/tards going berzerk ?

>>25901110
>>25901096
I've been wanting a pony fighting game for a while...You've made me want it even more.

As people know that My little pony season 1 has ended but there is an abridged series if people are intrested. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>25901164
I can always scale the pattern up or down later. It's not hard to do

>>25901121
Alright. everyone else thinks its bullshit, dont expect better. At least it rhymes. Hooray!

>>25901177
You know, Lauren's baby will be born while we're halfway through season 2.

>mfw imagining the baby watching mlp

>>25901183
>He thinks RickRolls still work with 4chanPlus

>>25901212
but a horses pregnancy is longer than 9 months...i think

>>25901228
shitty quality lauren faust pregnant with pony fetus incoming

>>25901218
Give it away to all the pesents why do you?

>>25901177
She also doesn't afraid of anything.

>>25901244
you mean "peasants"

spell it right or don't fucking post it.

>>25901228
340 days on average.

>>25901171
8,O

>>25901218
>Chrome

>>25901255
eat my cock

>>25901276
>firefox

>>25901276
>greasemonkey

>>25901276
>anything else

>>25901276
>firefox 4

Tripfag internet browser thread

>>25901275
>1280x720
>animated
That thing always blows my mind

>>25901110
>>25901096

isnt there someone trying to make a pony fightan?

>>25901276
>chromium

>>25901308
>not using greasemonkey scripts that work on all worthwhile browsers

Chrome Master Race reporting in

>>25901328
>implying I don't.

>>25901276
Explorer

>>25901276
FF is all fucked up now dude
even 3.16 was kinda bloated anyway

>>25901352
>IE
>mfw

Hey ya'll, finally got around to coloring this. While I'm here, anyone have anything they wanna suggest I draw?

It seems every time I get some time to do some requests, 4chan dies.

I think it's trying to tell me something.

>>25901362
U jelly?

>>25901363
How about Twilight battling the SAVAGE SHE-HULK

>>25901218
>implying chrome

>>25901359
The sad thing is that Chrome has gone the same way, lately. Firefox has strayed from its ideals of "Do the basics, do them well, and leave the rest to plugins and addons", but FF4 went a long way towards speed and resource usage, actually putting it as one of the least RAM-hungry browers, though that obviously changes as you add addons.

Basically, so long as you're not using IE7 or below, most modern browers are actually decent and none are significantly better than any other.

I found this one the Internet. Which one of you did it?

>>25901384
>Complaining about browser bloat in 2011

>>25900854
damn me for not seeing that when you posted it
that's amazing even as a sketch

>>25901383

>>25901380
...Challenge accepted. Also? added in goggles and some eyelashes to Spitfire. Realized she looked like a he without them.

>>25901399
Sure, I have more RAM than the 32bit executable of any major browser can actually use, but that doesn't mean efficiency is bad. For one thing it leaves more room for caching, and for another the post I quoted specifically mentioned bloating.

Or should I care about a 5ms difference in javascript execution time instead?

>>25901420
I do mean SAVAGE SHE-HULK and not just regular She-Hulk

>>25901407
Thanks! To be fair, I think I posted it right before 4chan derped.

I'm gonna get to work on it soon.

>>25901395

>pirating a shitload of stuff
>image starts loading very slowly
>"the furry communit--
>Problem loading page
>and not a single fuck was given that day

>>25901434
gimme a picture, cuz all the ones I've seen look the same, except for the red headed one. Is that one one you're talking about? Otherwise I was gonna draw a more hulk like she-hulk. WITH MASSIVE MUSCLES.

Yikes 4chan is sucking today.

Anyway, reposting most recent version of this thing, collaboration of pony artists with characters they want to see in season 2.

Top part is for the main cast. If you like the idea, feel free to add to it.

>>25900951
>>25900951
your megamares aint shit against VIEWTIFUL BLOOM, SEXY BELLE AND THUNDER EMPEROR SCOOTARASTORU

>>25901486
No Gilda yet? I must correct this.

To the tablet!

>>25901531
Remember girls, men are dumb, so just promise them something and you can get them to do anything!

>Back to ponies

>>25901472
er, no, that's some unholy time-traveling clone-spawn mix of thundra and she-hulk

here, on the left is Savage She-Hulk. Right side is for a different pose reference, if you needed it. I couldn't find one of her as the actual SAVAGE she-hulk, oddly enough.

>Watching satellite TV
>See commercial for Friendship is magic toys
>It turns out I wasn't watching a kids channel.
>mfw

>>25901472
but yeah, super muscly is how SAVAGE she-hulk is supposed to be. More hulk than jennifer walters.

https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=99534

SLOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>25901486
So anyone can do the mane cast?not that i didn't already kick ass with twist.

>>25901589
Not my project, I'm just getting it exposure. I don't know if they had anything particular in mind for the main 6.

>>25901486
i might try Rarity if you don't mind...

>>25901589
it's not slow

4chan is being a dick

>>25901584
cool game

4chan is slow because twilight sparkle found it and is reading every single post on every single board and the latency from here to equestria is terrible

So how about that new episode today? Pretty awesome, right? RIGHT?!

>>25901641
I didn't like the zebra
I hope she doesn't appear in more episodes

Fluttershy with a male voice was awesome

>>25901641
I know, so crazy.

>>25901641
1400 is not "absurd res"
4000 is

>>25901584
Oh god, what?

Where's the RD one?

>>25901666
there's one with Trixie and Twilight
over 8000
now that's absurd

>>25901584
Submission blocked
This submission contains content that is normally blocked from Guest Access.

>>25901584
>Not being able to choose the other mane cast
3/10, not relevant to my interests

>>25901666

dude i didn't tag it

i just saved it lazily

>>25901693
just change your settings

>>25901584
oh cool! a flash game
>open it
>get warning
>change settings
>"wonder why it has nudity... i don't see any-"
>see the horsecock
oh. wait. a minu- oh. now i see. it's that type of game.

>>25901531
Rarity would never say something like that!

She's saving herself for her Prince in white barding.

>>25901719
>Prince
yer sure bout that missy?

>>25901719
She'd promise it to them, but never give it up.

>>25901584
....
There wasn't even a reward for getting 100%

>>25901719
but now with her dreams all crushed-like its the perfect chance to catch her on the rebound.

>>25901750
Well alright then.

Is it better when 4chan is down completely, or just horribly, horribly slow?

I can't decide.

>>25901794
Down, for sure.

>>25901816
Why down?

>>25901794
when has 4chan not been broken the last week?

>>25901794
Would you prefer a slow drip of golden shit out of m00ts ass or none at all? Just enough to keep you sane and hooked.

That's what I thought too.

More ponies.

>>25901831
last night

4chan is buckling

When will it break? Will we be able to put it back together?

the young mare shivered as the mysterious bipedal stranger slowly brushed her mane with his large fleshy hand and bent over to sensually whisper foreign words in her ear

>>25901834
Uhhhhhhh

Wait, I don't like the implications of what you're saying.

>>25901846

>>25901847
>implying implications to which we are to be implied

>>25901846
"Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis."

>>25901825
It drives me nuts when it's as slow as it is right now. At least when it's down I don't feel the need to keep refreshing and wait for the page to fully load.

>>25901846

>>25901846

>>25901846

>>25901846
This better be Lyra

So what do you guys think? Servers being overloaded by summer kids or DDOS?

Sony getting revenge or did Gaben finally get sick of all the fat jokes?

>>25901938
yes
no
yes
fatty

>>25901938
My answer is Derpy.

Derpy did it.

>>25901938
Lauren Faust finally read all those quotes.

>>25901846

>>25901938
I don't see how this is slow

I think there's a lack of people

Testing

Be warned. Not for the faint at heart.

>>25901842
it's most likely being attacked externally by some trolls

4chan why you no work.

>>25901960

I can't open any images, and can only see half of them

>>25901960
images are failing to load (often for ten or twenty refreshes), site is not responding to "submit" or "report" or "delete post" functions

it's not a lack of people, it's someone hammering the site.

Oh come on, I didn't stay up until 3am just to get cockblocked by 4chan servers crashing.

Goddamn.

>>25900602
PLEASE; use the term HAMBURGUER TIME whenever you are in our presence

>>25901967
>>25901967
>>25901967
oh trolldad trixie, you so crazy

>>25901967
Trixie, one of your legs is broken

Ponychan derping as well.
Looks like board being ddosed.

>Turn on TV
>switch over to the hub
>Gremlins is on

Welp, might as well watch it. Haven't seen it in years. Wonder if Fluttershy could handle the Gremlins...

I wish fabric was like dough so I could roll all the scraps together and make more fabric.

>>25901049
I missed BonBon's ear the first time. Could you re-save?

>>25902116
She can handle them as well as she handled the parasprites

>>25902116

probably not. she wouldn't be able to resist the urge to feed them

>>25902114
Resort to FIM Chan?

>>25902122
That would be so cool to see.

>>25902122
and I wish I could take back this death on my 3 heart OoT run but we can't have nice things

>>25902122
I wish my father was still alive.

>>25902141
you actually died? Do you not have Farore's Wind yet or what?

looks like 4chan isn't derping anymore

>>25902165
Umm...is that picture unrelated?

for those who like ApplexMac
hope you like

Bye guys, i'll probably be on sunday or tomorrow night to attention whore my birthday.

>>25902165
>only one instance of error
>the rest is accidental and/or not planning properly

Sup /co/, just installed the desktop ponies, and I was wondering.

Is there any other desktop mods for Windows with ponies?

>>25901096
>>25901110
Opposed to Pinkie Pie, after beating the game as Twilight/Rainbow Dash; you go through again and the round after Pinkie she bursts through the middle of the field yelling "YoU THoughT yOU cOuLd BeaT ME!?!" and then you team tag with your opponent against PDP, Madame LaFlour, Mr. Turnips, Rocky, and Sir Lancelot; each normals and specials of ranging strengths. once you get through them and beat the game again you can choose to go through with PDP. only this time her normals are normal but her specials only involve her 'friends' and their quirks (Mme LaFlour: Defense, Mr.Turnips: Ranged, Rocky: Offense, SirLancelot: Aerial)

Back up? this calls for a drink

>>25902188
well thanks for fucking us over like that

fuck's sake hasbro

not back up

>>25902258

we're not getting a fluttershy figure.

Shes being written out of the show for being so boring and we're getting one of the crusaders to be a full time main character

>>25902175
I died on Phantom Ganon. First time I've ever died to a fireball reflect boss and one of the few times I've died in 3D Zelda games in general.

And Farore's Wind is useless. You're thinking of Nayru's Love, which you don't get until after you've gotten the lense of truth which you get after the first three temples unless you know the hidden route through the desert by heart.

>>25902204
Wonderful!

If I die before you people can pour me into a magical pony, I want Celest to run this place. Now she'll argue. She'll say she can't. She's modest like that. But you make her. Hell, put her in my little pony I don't care.

>>25902258
>Fluttershy inquiry
>subject is Fluttershy
>reply is Shutterfly
>Hasbro is stuck in G3 and refuse to update
They're being run by coke-head 70s kids
I just fucking know it

>>25902258
>Shutterfly

>>25902258
>Shutterfly
That proves it. The guys making the toys don't give a fuck.

>>25902298
Er, yeah, you're right, sorry. It's been something like 8 years since I did a 3 heart run.

And Phantom Ganon, eh? I always went in with bottles full of fairies, THOSE deaths don't show on the counter.

>>25902346
THOSE deaths STILL COUNT

>>25902362
I could swear that they don't. Weird. Sorry then.

>>25902235
dammit who keeps saving my shit!?! could someone please color them? i'm in the process of buying a tablet for the summer for classes and you guys

>>25902366
Spoilers, motherfucker, do you use them?

>>25902373
They don't show up on the counter but you're just cheating YOURSELF

Is it fixed yet?

>>25902366
>>25902381
I know how to use spoilers.

Also, Zecora.

>>25902400
ze lauren faust? nein!

Progressive can same you tons on Pony Insurance

>>25902388
well the counter is all that matters, I'm not a prideful man.

But yeah, I know they could AS deaths. It took me a long run to do a true no-death 3 heart run.

>>25902381
self-censorship, motherfriender, do you know how to use it?

>>25902404
and the cutie mark crusaders for good measure.

>>25902422
does horse penis really look like that?

because if it does, i don't think i'll even pleasure twilight sparkle in bed...

>>25902422

Could switching to Speico save you 15% or more on Gem insurance?

Does Fluttershy have unresolved anger issues?

>>25902459
don't worry man, they are only little ponies after all

>>25902459
Horse dicks really do look like that, yes. Go check it out on youtube.

>>25902447
You're one to talk, Fluttershy, I've never heard such language from you until last night.

>>25902459
You realize the Ponies in My Little Pony are tiny don't you?

In Ep 26 we see them next to actual sized horses when Twilight Sparkle transforms the mice.

>>25902473

>>25902258
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASBROOOOOOO

>>25902459
>>25902473
I tried to think of a non-creepy way to say this until I determined that there isn't one, but here goes: Horse dongs are more aesthetically pleasing than human ones.

>>25902500
You know, uh, given the astonishing number of infections and differences between just human penii, I'm inclined to agree. Horse dicks are just big and solid.

secret pony time

>>25902500
Well you see...

But...

That...

I have nothing to say to that.

>>25902500
I disagree with your assertion.

Jeez, that last thread filled up fast.

>>25900662
I think Twilight would use her magic

>>25902521
penes

I prefer human dick because horse dick is too big to fit inside my vagina

>>25902422

If they add human to the show this is all I will accept

>>25900662
Octavia would be dressed as I-no from Guilty Gear and use Dante's Succubus Guitar.

Does anyone know what other fighting character uses a musical instrument, so they can be Lyra?

>>25902525
SHOO BE DOO
SHOO SHOO BE DOO

>>25902500
And now you are a furry. Congrats.

>>25902559
That's a good reason. Now, never watch a donkey show.

>>25902565
Lyra teaches you the bolero of fire

>>25901486
i fixed the artifact problem with the hydra, here it is

ITT: We find any excuse to turn Pony discussion into video game discussion... every fucking night over and over

>>25902525

>>25902577
I believe the proper term is bestiality.

>>25902559
Well, full-fledged horse cock probably not, but pony cock perhaps.

>>25900526
i ignore most pony threads....but that OP pic...[spoilers]YO HO HO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM![/spoilers]

>>25902601
I actually think horses are terrifying. I can't stand to be around them.

>>25902604
What's the matter no child left behind not teach you how to spoiler properly

>>25902594
It's better than talking about this!
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>>25902521
I've heard that horse dicks need to be kept clean, as in stick your finger up the urethra and remove the smegma clean.

>Faust favorited this
>she felt alone at some point

>>25902620
no, it really isn't

>>25902621
Isn't smegma a troll from homestuck?

>>25902594
Soooo how bout that Portal 2?

>>25902622
Can we make this an intentionally bad/off-beat art thread?

>>25902593
Hey, thanks! I have no idea how to do that, and /co/somaut only had that version of the picture, so that's what I worked with.

>>25902601
Well it depends if he still prefers human anatomy over animal anatomy. If he'd rather fuck an animal than a person, then he's into zoophilia.

guys....I emptied Megatron's fridge

>>25902621
the dead skin also cakes into a scaley layer that needs to be peeled off too.

>>25902621
The things I know that I know I wish I didn't know.

as cognitive beings capable of rational thought and expressions, my little ponies can give consent and thus it would be heretical xenophilia to have sex with rarity

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>>25902644
More shit like this:
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>>25902641
Smegma is fermented dick-cheese.

YAY ITS BACK

>>25902663
He's cool with it.

He doesn't eat food.

>>25902644
Don't start with that. I still haven't beaten Portal 1. I got it with the Orange Box, and never played it. I'm at Level 15.

>>25902651
This reminds me of Scribblenauts.

>>25902679
Pony Yukuri?

>>25902621
and dirt, hay, that kind of thing. It's a pretty simple and fast process, unless you're a guy who has to do it the first time in a horse's life. Then it's caked on pretty good, and it takes actual scrubbing.

>the things I was forced to learn when I worked with horses

>>25902675
Yes, but real horses can't.

>>25902601
Zoophile

Applejack got a new job selling Fluttershy porn to tootsie flute

>>25902698
Wait, that means. . .

Derpy ate all his energon?

>>25902718
who on earth would want to have sex with a real horse

>>25902729
Carrot top reading some porn.
"And then he said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRsj0t5rtyw&feature=related

>>25902735
I don't want to think of those implications.

i feel like drawing octavia... and the panty pony kinda needs a 3rd row

>>25902747
Zoophiles.

>>25902763
She's gonna end up overexposed, but I can't say no to you.

>>25902747
People who want to have sex with real horses.

>>25902756
What does that even do to biological creatures?

>>25902763
Draw Lyra being jealous that Tootsie Flute wants to learn to play Octavia's instrument instead of the Lyre

>>25902747
You know there's been plenty of cases for that already, right?

What's it called when you have a fetish for people who want to have sex with real horses?

>>25902656
you're welcome, it is a simple process, i just took one of the colors in the spread (the one that looked most like the hydra colors) and i just repainted over it, making sure not to mess up the integrity of the picture

>>25902788
Thank you Professor Tautology. Isn't it time you got back with Captain Obvious?

>>25902711
Lovely. I've always wanted a horse, but this may have changed my mind. Are females easier to maintain?

>>25902747
alot of confused people

now dogs...

>>25902808
I don't know, but I have a fetish for people with that fetish.

>>25902833
done that

overrated

>>25902593
>>25902656

That's great! It does look a lot better even though its still MSpaint. Glad to see everythings better now

>>25902824
Ostensibly yes, you don't have that disgusting sheath cleaning to do. But that's about the only big difference. There's the obvious stuff that you'll pick up from your breeder/supplier/I'm not sure what the guy who sells horses is actually called.

>>25902711
I'm adding what ever the fuck your job title was to my list of "Professions-I-Will-Never-Consider-EVER"

>>25902747

>>25902675

Welp

>>25902799
From what little I know of that stuff, it's like, energy in liquid form, the blood of the transformers or whatever.

I imagine it would kill any organic that ingested more than a few drops.

But in Derpy's case, it would probably just make her stronger.

>>25902887
I didn't so much have a job title as work as general help.

>>25902808
Zoophilephile.

>>25902884
>you don't have that disgusting sheath cleaning to do

That's a massive advantage, imho.

>>25902906
Maybe I should go ask the transformer general... I think I'll go do that.

>>25902906
She's already immune to anything CELESTIA can throw at her. That one picture of her delivering mail to Celestia. I can't find it.

>>25902946
have you ever seen a transformer dick?

>>25902957
Starscream?

>>25902906
So, like hyper-transcended Derpy?

Like if Derpy and Pinkie fused into a single being.

>>25902921
I'll just add "general help on horse ranch" then.

>>25902941
I agree whole-heartedly.

>>25902787

With all two pics that exist of her?

Shipping and no one can stop me~

>>25902941
depends on your point of view, I suppose.

>>25902982
>two pics

Have you been here at all in the past week?

>>25902986
I'd like to see Carrot top and Luna fighting over who loves Derpy the most

Shalom Shalom alahm mek!

>>25903018
I knew it!

>>25903018
get back in the oven

>>25902763
Do the DJ and Spitfire too!

>>25902763

I like the way you think

>>25903018
She is summoning a Demon!

To me, Derpy!

>>25902968
>Like if Derpy and Pinkie fused into a single being.

It's the end of the universe.

any similarities Pony Friends?

>>25903069
Fuck you man.
Cannot unsee

>>25903069
I want NMM as my starter.

>>25903090
well first its a Luna, then a NMM, Then it IS THE MOON!

>>25903069
That pokemon sucks.

I picked it as my starter and I actually replaced him. I never replace my starter pokemon.

>>25903123
You just couldn't be an otterbro, could you? You had to be a douche.

>>25902965
Touche'

>>25903123
I did too eventually, replaced her with Lilligant, Lilligant is amazing

>my face when I have 58 hidden posts
>I have no face

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New thread here I guess.

>>25903123
>I never replace my starter pokemon.

Same here. I actually wish instead of making you choose between three mutually exclusive starters, they just gave you a Rattata at the beginning so you'd be ready to ditch it ASAP.

Fucking hate Rattatas...

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>>25903171
>Tripfagsoitsokaytotrustthisthread

...Hmm.

>>25903114
no no, first it's Luna, then Lunara (armored luna), then Princess Selena.

HOWEVER.

if you evolve Luna at night with the Dark Stone she'll evolve into NMM instead. then the final evolution is Nighcoluate (nightmare incarnate) and it's a darkened out, starry NMM with a little moon behind her

>>25903204
Well I didn't want to post as Anonymous

>>25903204
If it disappears, I'll make the new thread myself.

>>25903168
>>25903171
Another 'Applejack is a racist' thread? Really?

>>25902258
Oh boy... these fuckers kick an opportunity out of their way every time they see it huh?

Must be the worst capitalists I've ever seen.

>>25903283
I think its cute

>>25903170
Hyperfang is imba for lower levels.