>>25825099
This .gif disturbs me.

>>25825099

Ballin'

Talk to your pony about the dangers of AIDs.

Before it's too late.

Images related

>>25825126
No, THIS is racist!

/r/ this ponyfied
>>25824801

dash unrelated

Those dirty ponies.

Did you know none of the ponies ever said the word "Classic" this season?

Well... now you know.

>>25825153

Holy crap Leth, you gotta proofread your marker names.

Hey, serious thread?

Sure, why not.
Because we are all really anonymous, what is your stance on sexual stuff.

Baron was talking about S&M in the last thread, I guess now's a good time to talk about fetishes.

Opinions on publicity of fetishes? What's not acceptable, etc.?

Or we can just clop to ponies... I'm good with that too.

aids is such a weird name

it sounds like it is there to help you

and it does

HELPS YOU TO DIE

>>25825153
I take Pony AIDS very seriously. I was simply alerting you that those ponies had the AIDS so that we wouldn't catch it.

Woo

So, which background ponies do YOU want in speaking roles and secondary roles in season 2?

I say give Bob Bon a voice, and make Lyra a secondary character.

>>25825158
pretty sure it'll be tim allen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqsHbKgtwM

>>25825154
you do know that its just a beatles cover.
she's striped, like a crosswalk.
just saiyan

>>25825154

This is racist and I am going to get all my nigger friends to boycott this show.

>>25825099

>>25825214
I DIDN'T PUT THOSE IN MY BAG

>>25825218

>>25825099
It was at that point when Anonymous started to realize that his dream dates were simply animals. Anonymous still had sex with them though.

anyway
here's a sketch
i guess it's wip, though i'm not sure if i want to finish
i'm really amateur and can't draw bubbles
comments would be helpful

>>25825219
OH LAWDY.

pic related to best pony

anyone know where i can find that flash with nightmare pinkie?

>>25825195

I couldn't care less what people do or don't fap to. Some of the porn that gets posted here is pretty funny--funny stuff I like, regardless of how sexual it is (though I don't save it).

Myself, I don't fap to ponies. I just don't find them sexually attractive. I mostly fap to humans (in various numbers and configurations), because that's what turns me on.

>>25825265
>Bleach
Yes... YES

my pony fap folder is now larger than my anime dickgirl folder. that means im not gay anymore.

>>25825265

This is good except for Snips

his body looks like a sausage

Keep practising bro

>>25825214

Doctor Whoof.

And his speaking role better consist of seducing Twilight Sparkle.

Yes I have long ago resigned myself to being an insane shipper.

>>25825256
like I said just saiyan.

>>25825214
Make Mayor and Trixie secondary characters, give a speaking role only to Lyra, make Derpy the Waldo or Pandaman of MLP.

>>25825295
Damn, I was hoping to see Pony Bankai.

>"I think I'll just spend a few minutes on /co/, see if Disco did my request"
>mfw it's two hours later and I have a math final in 12 hours
SHIT

>>25825285
I can't really explain why Anthropomorphs are attractive to me.

I think its a deep psychological thing in my case, I was mentally abused in school by just about everyone, so maybe to me, subconsciously, women and humans in general are off limits?

This might explain why I can't get a date :|

>>25825253
>Insert "Bon Bon says 'Bags" for ten minutes youtube."

>mfw that doesn't exist.

>>25825265
>the poorly rubbed out bleach bottle over the top of the draw one
>NO NO TURN IT WHOLEWAYS

>>25825265
awesome...except yanno...........snips.....is kinda huge

>>25825214

I want more of Quill and Sofa pony (does he have a name?). I can't put my finger on exactly why, but the idea of a pony who runs a shop selling quills and sofas is incredibly funny to me. Also, I love the idea that he's constantly overstocked on sofas, and tries to trick ponies into buying them.

>>25825265
at first i liked for you cupcakes and then i hated you for the gay bigmac porn and lauren da spamming but now i am starting to like you again.

>>25825182

Doesn't Pinkie Pie say "Classic Dash" in Gryphon the Brush Off?

>>25825182

Wanna draw some attention to this five-star, breaking news, fucking thrilling post right here.

Thanks bro, we were all wondering.

>>25825265
DON'T DO IT, SNAILS.
TRIXIE WILL DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO YOU.

>>25825355
Don't worry, i have a world civ final in 12 hours too

>>25825313
thanks
i have found, however, that Snips is a sausage

>>25825214
Definitely more Lyra.
And more OPPP

>>25825334

>>25825265
Draw one thing a day every day and maybe we'll both be good drawfriends in S2.

I now have two things on Paheal submitted by other people so I don't know if I'm off to a good start or a bad one.

>>25825395

Well he is the world's greatest party clown.

I suppose he's like Tim curry's performance as IT, hilarious and memorable, and just occasionally creepy, and when pushed, an eldritch abomination

>>25825437

>A lone sausage in a sea of marshmallow

>>25825474
>lone sausage

Dr. Snips?

>>25825398

No.

ALTHOUGH

Spike does call one of her pranks classic in that episode

BUT

My original statement was that none of the mane cast had said classic. Spike is a secondary character.

>>25825364
my bags are full of love for lyra
just wait, I'm coming home darling

>>25825195
A reply for you. Sorta.
>>25825359

>>25825486

He has a PhD in kicking your ass.

OKAY

OKAY

Someone just get it over with and draw Snips as a sausage.

Possibly with Pinkie trying to pour mustard on him

>>25825150
Wat was spoilered? Is there more?

>>25825453

>>25825366
i thought it was funnier if he was holding the cap side in his mouth
>>25825379
yeah, i'm learning perspective
>>25825395
oh, uh thanks, i'm glad i- >>the gay bigmac porn
uh..uh...w.what?

>>25825535
>Spike is a secondary character.

You've stepped in it now, motherfucker.

>>25825535

Huh. After rewatching that scene I see you're correct.

>>25825568
Something about hospitals.

Rainbow Dash never blushes. Ever.

Twilights in the lead with 4 blushes, Fluttershy at 3 and Rarity with 2

>>25825592
Where are all these numbers coming from?

>>25825214
The Donut bartender, just put as a character every time a pony has a mental breakdown and he's there to make sure they don't overdo it on eating too much sweets.

>>25825215
what the hell i just saw

>>25825195

I have a sex phobia

Dont mind me, just posting the best pony of the show

>>25825572

>>25825592

Bitches don't know about my circulation problems.

>>25825592
> N
Dash cries in Sonic rainboom and has had 2 fangirl freakouts.

>>25825601
Watching the show, I presume.

>>25825395
spamming lauren's DA?

you deserve anus
-lauren faust met obama

>>25825545

Bon Bon figured out a way to make love edible?

I'm not surprised.

>>25825601

I probably made them up

>>25825664

AND the fangasp in the Gala episode.

>>25825667
my hooves taste like love, why is that dashie?

>>25825664
>>25825696

girly moments=/= blushing

>>25825395
>>25825576
The porn wasn't him. The screencap was a shoop

>>25825652

>>25825696

Ponies I have a challenge for you. watch this video uninterrupted at least twice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6z3WXuzXXc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>>25825626
I could see Fluttershy being there.

Fluttershy: And I was like 'No Mr. Sprinkles, you can't go with the nice lady bird, she'll end up breaking your heart -- can I get another? Thanks -- breaking your heart and then you'll come CRYING back to me and I'll say 'Well I told you so, but it's because I love you!'

Bartender: Ma'am I think you've had enough.

Fluttershy: Am I a bad mother?

Bartender: It's a freaking bird, get out of here!

>>25825195

My fetish is Straight consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation. Lights off of course.

hey, here's the other request from yesterday, for those who didn't see it
Pacce made me realize i fucked up the joke and i know i should have done it

Why are these ponies so incredibly lovable?

man I'm fucking tired

must... keep... drawing...

>>25825777
Because they're awesome.

>>25825757
Nope, no blush

>>25825775
thats pretty awesome.

>>25825214
Dat bass player needs a voice to match dat exquisite beauty

>>25825837
inb4 Bon Bon call of the cutie voice

>>25825764
This reminds me, you know how there's been those S.H.I.E.L.D. threads with the agents always having watercooler discussions? What if the background ponies had something similar?

Are you a bad enough dude?

>>25825718

so pinkie hooves tastes like rainbow dash?

>>25825860
I wish I was a bed enough dude. Maybe someday.

>>25825460
oh yeah, not to ignore you
i probably will
your stuff is good
but i'm not sure if i'll draw 34
despite being entrenched in cartoon porn for the last 3 years, i'm kinda past it and sorta not comfortable with drawing it
however, i might if it's funny or weird enough

you will never live in a cloud house sadfrog.jpg

>>25825860
Imagine trying to describe that to the tattoo artist.

>>25825860
What a boring tattoo. She's just standing there doing nothing.

>>25825718

I tried to think up a reaction to this, I really did.

But you're just too random, Pinkie Pie.

>>25825757
That night.

>>25825897
That does make me sad because sleeping on a cloud seems comfortable as fuck.

>>25825920
so, did you draw Jumpsuit Pinkie?

Just got around to watching the finale. It was enjoyable. I did, however, think that of all episodes to even mention Luna this should have been it. I mean, they were at the fucking castle, she had to have been there somewhere. I also feel like they could have closed off the season better, but for a show that has minimal continuity at most I'm willing to let that bit slide.

>>25825897
I would LOVE to live in a cloud house if the clouds were reasonably solid.
>>25825925
This anon has it right, they look incredibly cozy.

>>25825860

I'm getting her cutie mark tattooed on my flank.

I am THAT BAD A DUDE.

>>25825933
Yes.

>>25825837

>YFW they give her lines in the next season

>YFW she has the voice of tracheotomy Bon-Bon.

So if Prince Blueblood is Celestia's nephew, does that mean he's Luna's son? But Luna was banished to the moon for a thousand years. How old can these ponies get? Did Bluebood turn out to be a jerk because he didn't have a mother around to teach him manners (since a tyrant like Celestia will most likely not be a good parental figure)?

>>25825925
So does sleeping on a bear.

>>25825309
That is the weirdest thing I've ever read on 4chan. And I've read some shit...

>>25825977
He's a jerk because he's actually Prince Blueballs.

Well, discussion died. And I'm now officially bored. I knew you would care if I mentioned this, so I did.

>>25825980
So we need a house made of bears then

>>25825977

Luna and Celestia were the most powerful and immortal of their family. There were other siblings, but they've since passed on. Blueblood is like 52 times removed from the throne.

>>25825858

There's a great comic out there (on Ponibooru I know) of the carrot-selling pony (Carrot cake?) doing Derpy's mail route. People have given great thought to the background ponies' lives.

I doubt they'd ever dedicate an episode to it, although it might be funny if they did an episode about how different circles of friends exist side by side and might not know much about each other. Like, Rarity starts hanging out with Lyra and Bon Bon and finds out the whole rest of the town thinks their group is gay since they never talk to any colts.

Either that or an entire Doctor Whoof adventure told in background shots.

>>25825977
See
>>25826011
Lauren confirmed this.

>>25825977
Hes actually one of Celesitas guards.
Hes just tripping balls and thinks hes a prince.

He does this shit every year.

>>25825977

Those are all pretty good questions. I wonder if Lauren actually thought any of that out beforehand. Probably not.

>>25826002
YES!

>>25825977

Faust said on her DA that the Prince is son of neither Celestia nor Luna, and is about 50-odd generations removed from either of them.

Also, Blueblood's not really a jerk; he was just acting like a boor to try and get the uppity commoner to stop following him everywhere without hurting her feelings by telling her he had better things to do than spend the night with her. Then things...escalated.

>>25825977
Lauren responded about him on DA. He's not actually her nephew, he's a descendant of a cousin. Also, she originally intended him to be called a Duke, not a Prince.

>>25826002
I guess we can make a house entirely out of giant, gay, hairy men...

>>25826034
>Also, Blueblood's not really a jerk; he was just acting like a boor to try and get the uppity commoner to stop following him

Yes, by being a huge jerk.

>>25826061
>Bitches love jerks.

Damn he was doin it wrong.

Applejack is standing in front of you

She is holding an hot apple pie up on her hoof.

It's golden brown and it's crust is just the right sort of crispy. A small crack in the surface on the right most edge has divulged a small trickle of the pie's sweet apple contents, which bubble softly with the intense heat of the freshly baked pastry.

As the delicious scent wafts up into your nostrils, Applejack leans forward and whispers into your ear "gotta eat yer fill so you can be nice an' big an' strong sugarcube"

>>25825920
I made this gif,
because it was taking up space I needed to use,
i'm going to use it now.

>>25825757

>>25825858
>Bon Bon and Lyra are sipping coffee
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip

BB: Hey Lyra, there's been something I've been wanting to tell you.

Lyra: Oh dear, you like candyvag, don't you?

BB: What!? NO! No, I'm talking about the parasprite incident. You know how they all just disappeared?

Lyra: Oh yeah, Pinkie Pie had something to do with that.

BB: Yes she did, but the weird thing is that when they left, we haven't heard about any other incidents anywhere when they were brought into the Everfree forest and it's parasprite free last I checked. My point is that do you think the poor creatures were annihilated?

Lyra:.....How the hell are you holding on to that mug without using magic?

LIFE OF A BACKGROUND PONY

>>25825649
Pedo.

>>25826087
>mfw I don't like apple pie.

>>25826087
I have the normalest foodboner right now.

>>25826087
Okay?

I say thanks and eat the pie.

>>25826106

>mfw I don't like apple pie and I like Applejack even less

>>25826101
it should say, "sorry girls"
what guys does she hang out with?

>>25826087
I want pie now.

But the baker is closed...

You will never have an adorable, motherly cartoon pony bake pie for you.

>>25826082

He was a sissy

Bitches hate sissies

>>25826087

Apple pie made by Ponyville's best baker? Fuck yeah sign me up!

>>25826138
That's the quote from the episode

>>25826087
Applejack is my favorite pony, so yes, I cam buckets.

>CAPTCHA: ctlive proteins

... A lot of ctlive proteins

>>25826154
Yet, Rarity kept it up till the end.
*Cough*Golddigger*Cough*

>>25826138
That's a quote from Sonic Rainboom.

>>25826087
Apple Pies require milk and eggs, but ponies are vegetarians.

>>25826154

He started off by being a jerk (refusing to pay for food, not opening doors, etc.). Only when that didn't work did he escalate to sissy.

Blueblood is nothing if not resourceful when it comes to fending off the hoi polloi.

>>25825756

>>25826087

I am going to make a fresh apple pie tomorrow.

>>25826201
>Don't tell Fluttershy why her chickens produce so few eggs.

>>25826182
*COUGH*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmhFZvq83BE

>>25826201

Yeah, but not vegan.

You know what the apple pie needs? A piece of cheese melted on top. America.

>>25826154
do you want it a loop of raspberries or no.
>>25826191
yeah but out of context it makes her sound like a lesbian and adds fuel to that bad meme

>>25825941
You just watched it? What was your favorite part? Mine was Fluttershy getting caught in her own trap!

>>25826087
I can't eat it because the show gave me diabetes

>>25826087

My knees grow weak and I start to ejaculate into my underwear. The first spurt is so hard I moan uncontrollably and my semen feels warm and sticky against my soft penis. As spurt after spurt pours into my underwear, the front of my pants shows a damp spot and the smell of semen is in the air. The spurts get weaker and weaker until I collapse on the ground, spent.

>>25826212
Yea, he's a wiz at not getting any action.

>>25826201

Well they've been shown to have chickens and cows for milk and eggs respectively

Also

you are now imagining eating an ApplePie made with AJ's own milk

>>25826245

>Cheese and pie

>two of my favorites

>but FUCK does it sound like they'd be disgusting together

>...but I'm probably going to try it anyway

>>25826258

heck yes! Your doing the one for Scoots too right?

>>25826245
Ew.

>>25826102
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*

Agent 1: 2

Agent 2: Yeah, Agent 1?

Agent 1: Where the hell are we, why is that pony colored purple and why is a dragon walking next to it?

Agent 2: So you see it also, I just thought someone put LSD in our coffee *siiiiiiiiiiiip*

Agent 1: I'm actually thinking we could be experiencing the same hallucination, or Magneto kidnapped us just to fuck with humans.

Twilight Sparkle: What the heck are you creatures?

Agents 1 and 2: HOLY SHIT!

S.H.I.E.L.D: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

I think I might be going crazy or something. I went outside to take out the trash and everywhere I looked it looked like there was someone moving around, There wasn't. It was pretty unsettling. I need to go to bed. Goodnight everyone.

>>25826262
IT'S A TRAP!

>>25826269
Well, I certainly wuddin 'specting THAT...

>>25826307
yes but do you want it to be "*turn* pbbbt" or "pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt" its pretty important.

>>25826312
Yesss..... sleeeeeep....

>>25826309
I snorted.

Fr. White, if you are still around, here is the picture of Rainbow Dash flirting with the Palace Guard that you wanted

WARNING: Shipping Fuel

>>25826309
>shield agents in ponyville

>>25826292

Why did that give me a boner?

So can we all agree that AJ is the best pony to be seduced by?

>>25826292
1) AppleJack isn't a mom, so she doesn't have milk. 2) Horse milk isn't that good. 3) What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>25826309
Are you watching the HtTYD stream? because LSD in the coffee came up earlier.

>>25826308
>>25826300
I can assure you from personal experience that it is absolutely delectable.

>>25826262

It's a trap

>>25826365

Because the idea of drinking the fluids produced from the pony teats of your beloved characters appeals to you?

>>25826300
You know what's surprisingly good?

Hot pretzels stuffed with creme cheese.

>>25826362
*Dr. White

Also captcha ate pic

>>25826334

>goes and rewatches

No turn just the straight pbbbt

>>25826371

>>25826414
Now THAT is some good shit, I agree.

Rainbow dash just crashed through your bed room window.
You find out she has a broken wing. her home is too far away to walk and she has no way of contacting her friends for help. It may take at least a month for her wing to heal. It's also the dead of winter and is very cold outside.

WHAT DO?

yes she will pay to fix the window

>>25826371

AJ? Best be joking. She's raunchy as all hell. When it comes to seduction, Rarity has no equal.

>>25826374

>AJ isnt a mom

Uh... yeah... that sure is...um... correct

dont be asking no questions now

>>25826414
Remove the salt and it's basically a bagel.

>>25826457
Let her stay there to heal? I'm not sure what your getting at.

>>25826436

Favorite sexual position of each pony?

>>25826102
MFW Siiiiiip infiltrates ponydom
In a good way

>>25826457
I get an ice cream.

>>25826465
EXPLAIN THIS

>>25826436
You guys need to get laid.

>>25826457

>>25826421
good

aj is a dirty pony always covered in mud i bet she smells bad.

>>25826457

I leave her in the care of a friend while I brave the cold to go and fetch her real friends, so that they dont have to worry about her safety and can possibly come and help

Any other answer sucks

>>25826457

Take this opportunity to seduce her.

>>25826472

Pony Style. Well, except for Dash who likes Missionary for some reason.

>>25826486
A small Canadian girl is present her parents.

>>25826498

that's not mud

>>25826416
Nice.

>>25826457

I'd do what I'd do to anyone if that happened.
Wait for the money, and then kill them and bury them in my basement for future use.

>>25826457
I get her wing in a splint and offer her my attic loft, which is actually quite well insulated.

>>25826488
big time

>>25826457
Can I take her to the vet? I have no fucking idea how to set a broken wing.

Beyond that, I'd probably let her hang out for the rest of the month unless she wanted to go back to her friends. Maybe we could go driving together. I have a convertible. I also have an extra pair of sunglasses.

>>25826477
Is there more of this?

Having it finished 3 times already, I'm proceeding with the continuation of Gazing Through Twilit Eyes if anyone's interested. 4 pages already, no clopping yet, though I don't try to hide anything. It's just more about the plot this time, I keep going with the flow of it.

OH BUCK 7AM GTG BB

>>25826488

As the guy who wrote all of those... yes, I know. I am painfully aware of my two year dryspell.

>>25826457

Put her down

Poor thing. I'll make a fortune.

>>25826087
> "gotta eat yer fill so you can be nice an' big an' strong sugarcube"

So that when the time comes, you'll be nice and plump when we slaughter you for you delicious human meat.

>>25826498
>muddy AJ

>>25826559
its a 4 page comic, its probably on ponibooru

Hm, I'll try one


Lyra: What?

Bon Bon: Listen, I know it sounds crazy but think about it: she's at the base of the Everfree Forest and yet absolutely nothing has happened to her! Maybe she's secretly a royal guard who's been trained in monster slaying.

Lyra: Well, yeah, it's weird as to why she's still alive, but I guess that makes us as lucky as she is since we haven't been attacked. Well, there was that Ursa incident but it was thanks to those retards Kip and Nail or whatever their names were.

Bon Bon: Why do you think we're safe? Have you ever seen a regular day for Fluttershy at her house?

Lyra:...Great now you have me thinking she's some bloodlust badass or something

LIFE OF A BACKGROUND PONY

>Monsters roars at their bloddy opponent
Fluttershy: I TOOK YOUR PARENTS DOWN BUT DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL ALL BE TOGETHER....IN HELL!!!

>>25826498
>AJ likes mud-wrestling

It just gets better.

and here is the other request with Pinkie pie on top of Twilight.

nightmare fuel

good night

captcha: iubebo rkelly

>>25826457
I would grind her into oatmeal and devour her whole

i would be too scared to do anything sexual to dash. i would just silently jack off in the bathroom with her horse panties.

>>25826568
You can't complain until you beat my 26 year dry spell.

>>25826541
This also means you can't sleep in you own bedroom because of the broken window.

>>25826559
Yeah, it's a comic, couple pages long

>>25826624

Can you post it or link it?

>>25826600
Oh yea.

>>25826179

>I don't know Applejack. I think you should have gotten a tattoo of a smaller butt instead.

Even Zecora would look at that thing and say "Damn, that's a giant ass"

>>25826587
>mud

>>25826620

If you've never had sex you can't complain about a dry spell.

>>25826615
>horse panties
you are some sort of freak aren't you?
plus dash being fast means I don't have to worry about her getting off.

>>25826597
>I TOOK YOUR PARENTS DOWN BUT DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL ALL BE TOGETHER....IN HELL!!!

>>25826638

>>25826667

>>25826648
>oatmeal

>>25826680

The first one posted in this thread was part 3

>>25826622
Fuck that then, I get the loft, she can sleep on the couch in the living room.

>>25826457
I dont have Windows in my bedroom.
Can she crash through my Living room window instead?

>>25826457

Start watching "Misery" so I can get some pointers on how she's going to stay with me forever
Because I'm her number one fan!

>>25826649
How the fuck do you figure that? I've never gotten to do it and you have. You are in the better position.

>>25826457
Patch her up as best I can, thankfully I have a guest bedroom. I can sleep in the office.

Guess I am going to have to buy more produce then normal. Eventually I and going to have to begrudgingly drive her around as she will no doubt get bored being cooped up in the house. (Even tho COPS is on.) So, cover her in coats or something so nobody notices I have a Pegasus in the car?

>>25826711
Finally, someone else . . .

Still didn't notice my answer.

>>25826034

Besides that he didn't seem to be all that social to begin with; he left the party to be by himself. No doubt Prince Blueblood is a sheltered aristocrat with social anxiety.

Hey, could someone post that one 'Noone gives a shit about Cheerilee being a mcdonalds toy' comic for me?

>>25826709
No, she broke her neck on the wall of your house and DIED!

>>25826713

Because it's like, complaining about never seeing snow while you live in like Hawai'i or something. You don't even know what it's like. I do and I know what I'm missing.

That's not to say I don't entirely empathize. I was almost 22 before I got laid.

>>25826709
me neither
I have Linux

Doctor Hoof: QUICKLY, REGINALD, WE MUST HURRY TO THE HOOF-BOOTH! THOSE DERPY-ZOMBIE-CLONES HAVE GONE MAD!

Reginald: Sir, in all honesty how did we even arrive to this situation. Can't you just go back in time and stop all of this fromOH CELESTIA, IT'S EATING ME!

Doctor Hoof: DAMN YOU, DERPY, YOU CRIMINAL MASTERMIND!

LIFE OF A BACKGROUND TIMELORD

>>25826702
But you should probably stay with her in case she "needs" something in the night.

>>25826736
Well damn. I'm gonna need a necromancer

>>25826486
>MFW mom and dad are Applejack and Big Mac

>>25826767
Yes, that's the joke. Except it's true.

>>25826607
Thank you!

Could you, um, draw the second part?

>>25826486
>Most awkward PTA meeting ever.

there.

I drew a picture of a sheep and you all have to look at it!
I decided to start drawing to pass my time during the hiatus. I saw that book disco linked, but I'm not taking it that seriously, I am just going to practice... I know not to use my wrist, any tips would be great.
Yes, I know it looks like a 5 year old drew it. I DON'T CARE also, I just noticed the ears are all floppy. STILL DON'T CARE

>>25826709
Sure why the fuck not. Continue...

>>25826777
i will tomorrow, I need to go to sleep soon.

>>25826755
>compared beign a 26 year old virgin to living in Hawaii.

You fucked that up. Sure I don't KNOW I'd like it for sure, but I can assume, and you openly admit to liking it. So it's obviously a good thing. You've seen snow, you liked it. I haven't seen snow, but I think I would like it. You're in a better position because you've seen it and gotten confirmation.

>>25826457
Call the vet and put one or two of my horse blankets on her and put her out in the pasture with my horses and a big bucket of oats.

Since they've already got their winter coats, they'll be fine without one the blankets.

Unless she's small enough and behaves better than my horses and doesn't knock shit over or shit/piss on the floor. In which case she can stay in the house and have some soup or something.

>>25826486
Applejack didn't get anything for Mother's Day because no one can ever know...

>>25826792
This a good sheep.

>>25826819
Well, she didn't have to GIVE anything for Mother's Day either.

Because her mother is dead, you see.

>>25826733

>>25826785
lets see did i fix hyper speed?

>>25826762
Hmm.

Wait, I don't live in an area so devoid of civilization that I couldn't drive her where she needs to go and it doesn't ever get cold here.

This fantasy is coming apart at the seams!

I guess I'd just let her sleep on the recliner in the living room while I slept on the couch if she really needed to be close to me for her, uhh, 'needs'. She's small enough, it'd be fine.

>>25826860
Now it's too slow.

>>25826792
Oh god it's an adorable wittle sheepy weepy! How could we not look at it?

>>25826831
You guys need to get laid!

>>25826831
Dawww.

>>25826457

Take her to the 24 hour vet to get her wing set, and let her spend the night. Then I find out how the hell I get her back to Ponyville.

Lyra: So Trixie tricked all of us into thinking that she was a great magician to the point where we would have been in danger had Twilight not been there?

Bon Bon: Yep

Lyra: And Gilda was basically a bitch, stole from us, and insulted us? But I can see why everyone forgave them and now they have a bunch of fans.

Bon Bon: Seems that way. Ooh, did you hear about the dresses Rarity made. Funny story, seems shy Fluttershy made a small critique about her dress.

Lyra: THAT FUCKING HEARTLESS BITCH!

>>25826904
I think you meant to link of of the fap fics that we make.

>>25826904
big time!

>>25826457

>>25826936
Everyone faps, anon.

Even if they have wives and girlfriends, they still fap.

rainbow dashs horse ass is too large to use my toilet so she would have to shit in the garbage can or i would have to get one of these if she stayed at my house.

>>25826973
>And then Dash had a giant penis made of shit.

Why did you have to show this fanbase that?

Do you know what you did?

>>25826461
Rarity would be a little much, but AJ is sweet and understanding. I remember someone wrote a thing about cuddling on the couch with her, but I didn't cap it ;_;

>>25826800
Well in that case, I take her, hold her down on my bed, and perform Medical surgery on her Wing While she is helpless. Afterword, I allow her to Rest in my House Was that too annoying?

>>25826973
She's a pony, not a horse, and she's at least sort of civilized. She's probably toilet-trained.

Or maybe she's not, this IS Rainbow Dash we're talking about. But they must at least have outhouses in Equestria.

>>25826973
>looks at thumbnail
>the fuck is that some kinda cock sling?
>reads filename
>THAT'S EVEN WORSE!

>>25826950
Wow, I've seen a lot of these bad captions, but this one takes the cake, I lol'd hard.

>>25826819
dontcha dare to tell a shit or I'll beat you with a racket

>>25826973

I think Dash is pretty small, judging by the size of ponies compared to cows

They're about groin height I believe

>>25827005
She is toilet trained. Just, she tents to wreck the poor things.

>>25826997

You're just making it worse bro by acknowledging it. Odds are, the next futa Dash picture we get will be even more gruesome than usual.

>>25827000
Are you at least going to give her some morphine?

I need to revise this what do. Lots of loop holes.

>>25827031

All the ponies are tiny compared to people. i think

Back from a study break.
man physics sucks.

Uh...
Hello

>>25827085

nobody gives two shits about your physics homework retard

>>25827005
Spike mentions an "Outhouse" In winter wrap-up

>>25827085
Oh shit, that fag pony_of_time is here. Let's stop posting...
>>25827116
Daw...

>>25827076
NO, BARBARIANS NEED NO MORPHINE AND NIETHER DO PONIES.
Of course, it may hurt a bit, considering that I have no idea how to do surgery.

>>25826924
I fucking hate fluterhsy, she almost killed my expensive motherfucking badass imortal bird

>>25827076
I don't have any morphine but I've got horses and the supplies that go with them and a cabinet full of alcohol.

Given how small ponies are, it should only take a few shots in quick succession to get her good and painless.

>>25827083
loops look funny you sure?

anybody has the humanized sketches that included "octavia"?

>>25826860

Came out alright. Hows the other going along?

>>25827130
...
Josh?

>>25827161
Nope.avi.png

Epona is best Pony

>>25827138
Last I remember you confiscated her from an 'illegal' exotic animal shop.

>>25827153
oaki doki loki

>>25827132
Have you ever had painkillerless surgery? I dont want to hurt pony I just want to pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony

>>25826457
I'd ask myself a very simple question; What would Bon-Bon do?

Nah, but really I'd take her to a vet or something because I wouldn't know the slightest how to reset a broken wing.

>>25827142
You want to kill the pain?
Not me. I'd make a recording of her soft sobbing so I could masturbate to it later

>>25827225
Requesting a pony dressed like the creepy guy in Mission Hill whispering that to a CMC.

>>25827203

Look ok I guess. They're coming out kinda jittery though

>>25827037

>>25827249
thats why I said
>>25827145

>>25827225
Pony pony pony, I want to have a pony, I need to have a pony, let's get this pony started.

>>25827235
In that case can we pretend Fluttershy crashed instead? I wish that Pinkie and Dash pranked her in Griffon the Brush-off so I could listen to her sweetly sob.

I would masturbate furiously

>>25827247
Penis Penis Penis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Ou4L3y-H8&feature=related

Here is a picture of a snowglobe! I have learned that drawing basic shapes (stars) and writing legibly is not as easy as I always thought. This was just sitting on my desk. I have managed to go through a whole pencil already...
I know this isn't pony related, I can delete these as we approach the limit if you want.

>>25827276
Oy

Leave it to Juice

>>25827276
FUCKING NASTY.

>>25827225
Does having your LEG RIPPED OPEN BY A GODDAMN GIANT REPTILE count as surgery?
Either way, Rainbow can take it.

>>25827247

>>25827190
more illegal than this motherfucker?

who ever says night threads are better they are full of shit.

>>25827345
obligatory: early morning threads are better.

>>25827345
Whoever says any time of thread is better than any other time of thread is full of shit.

They all have good ones and bad ones.

I am the best pony

>>25827345
Night threads are not ALWAYS better, but all the very, very best threads have been night threads. This is trufax.

>>25827365

Whos posting at that ungodly hour anyway?

>>25827385
Fuck you.
Can't ride inside god damn temples...

>>25827300

I can just imagine Rainbow Dash's voice cracking once in a while too in mid-sob

It would be the ambrosia of audio-based fetish fuel right next to a good Rarity temper tantrum.

I really hope they keep the voice actors next season. They are surprisingly good

>>25827379
OH SHIT!
I just got my ass handed to me.

>>25827336
Ponies aren't exactly will smith in I am legend falling on his knife.

>>25827434

>>25826436
Can anyone post the images in that post?

>>25827401

People like me who have nothing better to do at 4 in the morning.

>>25827434
>Will Smith
>wrong image

>>25827416
I kinda want to hear rainbow dash crying as well. Not as clop fuel but so that I can imagine myself comforting RD.
>also ambrosia
>mfw

>>25827494
is THIS the right picture?

>>25827504
JC A PONY!

Slow thread right now...
So how about we talk about what we'd be like in ponyville.
I'll go first.

>>25827585

A PONY

>>25827608
Uhh, myself?

>>25827608
I'd spend all day just watching them walk around. I'd cry myself to sleep because I'd have no fingers

>>25827608
i'd be all like "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT"

>>25827616
PONY

>>25827608
A mule

>>25827608
You're going to have to be a bit more specific with your wording.

Did we poof there as is? Are we ponies? What kind of ponies are we? Were we born there? Had we always lived in equestria? Did we teleport there from our current state THEN get turn into a pony?

I can't decide who I want as a girlfriend. RD or AJ?

Any draw requests?

>>25827608
Confused on the basis of suddenly being in a town full of brightly colored, speaking, small horses with tramp stamps.

>>25827235
Well, I'm not a giant asshole. I don't just torture animals for spank material.

>>25827673
Draw Scootaloo churning butter.

>>25827673
Pinkie the Barbarian poster

>>25827705

>>25827608
Amazing when you think about it. All the hours I dreamed of working here. All the heroic fantasies when really this place is just a cinderblock bunker with a carpet.

>>25827608
[Assuming I'm a pony]
I'd glare at Rainbow Dash, and her eyes narrow looking back at me as we start a private contest just between us:

Who can seduce the most ponies

>>25827673
LUNA PUNCHING THE MOON
WHO IS PUNCHING CELESTIA
WHO IS PUNCHING LUNA

If anyone remembers I was taking requests for two-minute doodles to make up for...that other thing.

Well here was one:

"Spitfire AND Soarin snuggling Dash who is sandwhiched in between them in bed

Dash should have her fangasm face on"

I went over time a bit due to multiple characters.

>>25827608
I'd be fucking that dude who owns the quills and sofas store.

i dont get it

>>25827778
She'd blow you out of the water, bub.

>>25827789
Yay! so awesome

>>25827806
yeah she almost got that guard and he's loyal to celestia.

>>25827798
i cant tell if you really are gay or just joking

>>25827673
Spiderman

>>25827801
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/

It's someone that turned themselves into a pony to describe their viewing habits on that particular forum.

It's rather stupid.

Let's just assume you wake up in ponyville, as a human.

>>25827801
She's torrent pony I think. She'd rather watch mlp than play Starcraft or halo reach.

>>25827849
If Bridle Gossip was any clue, I would prepare for a mob lynching.

i would be sent to pony jail for trying to ride rarity

Night /co/lt survey:

Favorite episode:
Favorite mane cast pony:
Favorite secondary character:
Character you want to see more of:
How you got into the show:

>Party of One
I couldn't stop smiling. This episode is great, really great. It isn't as neat for the character development as SRB, or as cool of a story as Bridle Gossip (nor does it have Flutterguy), but it is the only episode to make my face hurt from grinning.

>Rarity
Probably because she gets a fair bit of screen time in good episodes, but also, her flaws are more interesting to watch than some of the others'. Spike being childish in Owl's Well that Ends Well was nearly painful, if true to the character. Rarity showing off in SRB was much less so, yet also true to form.

>Spike
He's an extremely fun character, and is involved whenever Twilight has a decent moment. Also, again, he has the most speaking screen time. That helps a lot.

>Zecora
Seeing more Zecora would be fantastic. We might get to see more of Equestria, or maybe even an area outside Equestria, if Zecora gets more screen time, and she herself is a fairly amusing character to begin with. Luna would be nice to see too, but she gets plenty of notice already.

>Decided to check it out because of seeing it on /co/
Like everyone else, last I checked. Asked about it, saw eps 1 and 2, almost quit after 3, and then never looked back.

>>25827705
Is the milk for the butter from Dash?

I'll try this one next.
>>25827728

>>25827849
Stick each of my fingers up fillies' butts and use them as boxing gloves to fight talking animals.

>>25827895
Why wait until transported to Equestria?

>>25827849
"Oh shit, this cannot be rea-" *crack*
I wake up in Lyras basement.

>>25827138
>almost killed my phoenix
IT'D JUST RAISE ITSELF FROM THE ASHES LIKE THEY NORMALLY DO

>>25827849
Have twilight give me the full tour. Then RD "steals" me and gives me her own version of a ponyville tour. Twilight gets jelly.

>>25827892
nice. i have a huge butterchurning fetish.

>>25827927
>Cave Johnson bought 7 million dollars worth of moon 'rocks'.

Moon cheese is apparently extremely poisonous.

>>25827892
It's not so much 'milk' from Rainbow Dash as it is 'pulverized bone marrow' from Rainbow Dash. It's for a tasty-ass grilled cheese.

>>25827832
I both take offense to and agree with your statement, sir or madam.

>>25827892
>Rainbow Dash Oh Yes.jpg
Man computer crashes suck. anyone have that so tha I can re-save it.

I like to imagine Equestria is in a fucked up corner of the D&D universe. Human scholars and wanderers get to border and are promptly slaughtered by sapient magical equines.

>>25827954
Could you imagine trying to do a campaign in the Everfree forest?

>>25827849
That largely depends on how the ponies react to me.

I suppose I would attempt to figure out where exactly I was, and try to live my life there, making the most of it.

Although I'd never be able to live a normal life, since no pony would ever truly accept me, since I'm not even close to the same species.

I'd live and die alone, with no way of ever getting back to Earth.

>>25827907
Because animal rights are not as clearly defined there as they are here.

>>25827806

I dunno, I think I could turn quite a few of her lezbo friends straight.
Also, does rape count?

Do ponies mind if I make a new thread?

>>25827983
Have at it.

>>25827982
Rape is not seduction in any way, no.

>>25827890
Sonic Rainboom

Rainbow Dash

Scootaloo

Scootaloo

Shitstorms on /tg/

>>25828017
Not necessarily. I'm pretty sure rape is Rarity's sex fetish

>>25828032
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>>25828032
New thread.