how do pony know what dollar is?

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SENT HER AWAY

Inb4 pictures of twilight sparkle toys tied up.

>implying I wouldn't do it for free

Make it two dollars

It's imposible to kidnap a fictional character. You Ponyfags are delusional.

Make it a rape dollar and you've got yourself a deal.

God I wish Celestia was actually like this.

NO! THE JUDGE SAID YOU AREN'T ALLOWED AROUND HER IN A 10 km RADIUS ALREADY!

Could a brony ponyfy this?

>>25777512
Yet superman is still his waifu.

>seven month hiatus
>faust is leaving

Daily reminder.

>>25777484
Just because they have different currency doesnt mean they wouldnt know ours. Thats like saying an African wouldn't know what a dollar is if you gave it- okay you know what. I know what you're thinking and fuck you.

>>25777477
>dat fully erected horn
>dem wingboner

>she wants to FUCK

>>25777477
Eat some parasprites; Trollestia!

>>25777536
Who's?

>>25777542
>the threads still won't stop in that whole time

>>25777542
fausts involvement is overrated as fuck

>>25777547

>erect horn

I'm pretty sure they're always like that.

>>25777566
I'd fuck faust's involvement, if you know what I mean.

>>25777519
>mfw people save my macros

>>25777557
yeah by that time, /co/ will probably break down and start making their own mlpfim episodes...somehow.

I'd be totally down for that btw

Holler Holler get Dollar

>>25777588

John Madden.

>>25777542
>Only wrote four episodes
>Is overseeing them like she did in season one
>Involvement in season 3 is unknown since there may not be one
>All other writers and directors are the same

Personally I'm fine with it

>>25777521
>>25777548
Lies! That's the real Trollestia! Get me Twilight quick so I can keep her safe!

>>25777594
>Rob Renzetti is still on staff

Nothing to worry about, season 2 will be great.

>>25777596
YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY ON HER ANYMORE! SHE HAS STARTED A NEW LIFE AWAY FOR YOU NOW!

>>25777604

Why are we yelling?

>>25777594
Finally some sense. I agree with you whole heartedly, sir.

>>25777608
LEAVE TWILLIGHT ALONE! THAT'S WHY YOU SICK FUCK!

>>25777604
But she forgot her Bird! Come back to mummy and get your bird

>>25777548
Vulnerable Celestia is the best Celestia
requesting more Celestiabuse to fap to

>>25777594
I admit, i was panicked over the loss of Faust, but now I'm not afraid.

>>25777594
>Only wrote four episodes

I thought she only wrote the two parter....what other eps did she write?

>>25777619
My OTP right there
Fuck. Where is Disco when you need him?

Kidnap the pony who turns people into plants for fun?

Nah.

>>25777626
blank flank?

>>25777628
She wrote the last one I believe

>>25777628
Ticket Master and The Best Night Ever

>>25777622
Celestia is never "vulnerable" because she's planned out everything that has happened in the show, hundreds of years in advance.

>>25777635
Nope, filly spitfire.

>>25777637
>>25777639
Rogers wrote TBNE.

>>25777642

That supposed to be funny?

>>25777639

Best Night Ever is credited as Amy Keating Rogers.

>>25777642
>dat hair
NGHHHHHhhhh
>dat text
dropped forever.

>>25777639
Both were shit tier episodes

>>25777642
>that dialogue
>this fandom sometimes

...

>this fandom MOST OF THE TIME

>>25777648
Lauren helped write it.

The gold collar thing Celestia wears kinda bugs me. I would assume it'd be made of actual gold metal, but it's thick and round and readily deforms, like some kind of fabric. If I ever get around to pony fan art, I'm changing it to interlocking gold plates, but regardless, I wonder what it's intended to be strictly as depicted.

>>25777650
Them Military types are usually the biggest whores, I don't blame you.

>>25777647
Yes.

>>25777622
Scootabuse
Celestiabuse
Zecorabuse
Lunabuse

I want it all

>>25777640

That scene -- actually, that line -- cracked me up. There've been a few times where a single line has just made me love this show.

>>25777668

There used to be a fair amount if Dashabuse as well, but that faded away into obscurity...

Oh and Twilightabuse in the actual show.

Twilight! I made you baked goods!

>>25777660

She isn't credited as having done so.

>>25777668
I need a sexual spin on Scootabuse. Maybe something with biting?

>>25777669
>hey kids, that party sucks, so I let you make fools of ourself and losing any possibility of social ascension forever for shit and giggles.

>XXXbuses

sorry but everytime you guys uses that portmanteau I'm thinking of public transportation.

>>25777660
Lauren TREATED every episode. She didn't WRITE every episode.

lrn2television industry.

>>25777698

>social ascension

You see the feudal past through rose tinted lenses, broheim.

>>25777668

>>25777698
>being excepted into wealthy class
>possible

Nope, it's something you're born into.

>>25777694
Oh! I got it.

Orgasm denial.

>>25777735
or married into if you are a fuckable enough girl.

>>25777698
Don't worry. Trollestia has the futures of the Big Six all mapped out and carved into stone. They'll be fine.

>>25777740
WHAT A SPLENDID IDEA!

>>25777735

Good point, he sees the world through rose colored glass.

>>25777477
I'll do it for free.

>>25777748
>and carved into stone.

and of course the only thing that popped in mind was "murder".

7 will be mine

>>25777748
>carved into stone

I don't see a lot of tyrant Celestia these days. She seems to have been phased out by trollestia.

>>25777802

She busy ravishing her little sister in a tower while Twilight is forced to watch every, second of it.

So...

When does the next episode air?

I JUST GOT MAH WELFARE CHECK TIME TO GET SUM PONYVILLE FRIED COCKATRICE, MMMM-MM, FO SHO

>>25777477
Fuck it, yeah alright. Where do you want her, when, and how roughed up n' raped?

>>25777836
This Friday.

>>25777836

You should probably sit down...

>>25777836
After Seven months

>>25777836
Tomorrow.

>>25777836
http://www.ponycountdown.com/

>>25777836
Later today.

>>25777844
>mfwifmf

>>25777836
Whenever you will like it to.

Why was it such a big deal for Twilight to get some face time with Celestia anyway? She's Celestia's favorite student and all, and Celestia doesn't seem busy, whenever she gets a letter she seems to have nothing else to do but read it. And didn't Twilight used to live in the same castle? It just seems like Twilight should be able to visit Celestia one on one most any day of the year with a little planning ahead.

>>25777851
>>25777854

No
...

Please be trolling.


Please?


I just came back from a trip to Hungary and watched last friday's episode, but I need more than one episode! Budapest was so fucking depressing!

>>25777868
>Only a few more months!
>Only

Man thats such a short wait! FEELS LIKE IT'LL BE ON TOMORROW AT THIS RATE!

>>25777880
I'm sorry dude, But episode 26 was the season finale.

>>25777872

Beats me

>>25777880
It's over man.

It's all over.

>>25777872
What else would she want to do at the gala? Read?

I'm surprised nobody kicked Applejack and Pinkie Pie out of the Gala.

I know I'd be pissed as fuck if some bitch set up a stand to hock her shitty food at a party I was attending, or if some crazy chick started fucking around bothering everyone.

And Dash ALREADY met and hung out with the Wonderbolts, what was the big deal?

Rarity, that guy is making you treat him the same way that you INSIST men always treat you. Sure is double standards.

Also, when the gardener lead Fluttershy to him with his whistling, I mentally concieved a scenario where he was a rapist, luring in his victim to violate and murder her.

>>25777872
because Twillight is socially retarded and has no self confidence. She fears any mistake from her would ends in banishment and all those things.

>>25777872

>and Celestia doesn't seem busy

What about Swarm of the Century and A Bird in the Hoof wherein both she is too busy to attend events in her honor?

>>25777908


7 months?

7 MONTHS??

What have I done to God that he would punish me this harshly?

Does that FiM cast stay? Or is it a new cast? What about the CMC?

>>25777947
>What have I done to God that he would punish me this harshly?


you killed the second messia Osama you infidel.

>>25777947
New eps will probably start airing in October. Production ENDS in December, which means eps that have already been fully produced will air before that.

>>25777947
This following spoiler may be upsetting to you.


Lauren Faust quit and is no longer working on MLP:FIM, The main cast is getting new VAs and there will be 3 new confirmed Cutie Mark Crusaders.

>>25777924
They're the close personal friends of Celestia's apprentice. Whether they realise it or not, they have social standing well above most of the other guests.

>>25777967
it could happen even sooner.
Hasbro is definitely gonna enjoy some reruns for a while, but if they aren't stupid they know they need to keep the buzz warm if they want people to continue buying their shit.

>>25777979
Only the first part of this is true

>>25777947
You ever say something like "Gosh, it's a bit chilly today" or "Wow, it's quite hot today"?

Well, Celestia controls the sun. Why not just go up to her and say "You're doing a shittyass job, bitch"?

>>25777992
Actually not even that is completely true. She's still working on the show, just not in as high a position as she was before, really.

>>25777836
Yes on the next episode will premier on August 6, 5775 at exactly 8:15 am

>>nobody will get what 5775 represents

>>25777979
All three of those statements are false.
For shame, anon.

>>25777920
If you mean that she had to have some goal to go wrong for the story to work, you have a point. But aside from storytelling requirements, yeah, she could have just spent the time reading. If she wanted to talk to Celestia in person so bad, she shouldn't have to wait for a once a year party, she should just request an audience. If Celestia's most favoritest disciple can't request a visit, who can? For Twilight, a Celestia visit shouldn't be on the Grand Galloping Gala, it should be on Tuesday.

>>25777927
Okay, this makes sense now that you mention it. Twilight simply wasn't socially proactive enough to request a meeting, so she planned to piggyback on an ultimately not so convenient pre-existing opening. We've all been there.

>>25777852

Ponychan has the craziest shit

>>25777987
They won't start up the new season until school starts again at the absolute earliest, guaranteed. That's just how TV works, even if the show in question has a shitty time slot.

>>25778006
Well she was working on it. She finished up with all the writing and preproduction stuff and is done now though.

>>25777924
>And Dash ALREADY met and hung out with the Wonderbolts, what was the big deal?

Seriously. She also saved their lives and seems to be the only pegasus alive who can do a Sonic Rainboom. So why is she the wannabe fan again? I mean, aside from status quo is god, of course.

>>25778059
>ponychan
>shit

You got that right.

>>25778075
She wasn't the wannabe fan, one of the wonderbolts actually asked her if she wanted to hang out. Her, specifically. And she got into the VIP area. They just had to talk to an awful lot of people and didn't have time to do any actual hanging out.

>>25778077
>>25778069
>>25778065

I'd play that.

>>25778088

u mad cos they banned you?

>>25778098
No, seriously, somebody needs to get on that.

>>25778102
Ive only been there maybe 3 times. Each time I was not impressed.

>>25778090
>mfw the VIP area was more crowded than the rest of the party

lolwut that is not how VIP areas work

>>25778104
I wish I had enough time. I always wanted to try programming a fighting game one day.

>>25778114

nobody cares about impressing you.

/r/ing a pic of a Derpy + Amazing Horse pairing.

>>25778090
First, she is doubtlessly a wannabe in the most literal sense of the term as she wants to be a Wonderbolt and isn't yet one. Second, she got some acknowledgement, sure, but they weren't treating her as an equal and she was still clearly looking up to them. The dynamic is that of a much greater gulf in skill then there actually seems to be.

>>25778115
Maybe it's an ego-stroking thing. It's a fancy party only attended by the upper class, most of them will be "Very Important" in some way.

>I care deeply about all creatures great and small; nothing means more to me than the wellbeing of all my subjects
>Allow animals and aristocrat ponies to be terrorised for her own entertainment

>>25778129
Well, true, she is a wannabe fan, but not in a "She can't do it and it'll never happen" way.

And, to be fair, there probably is still a huge skill gap between them. Rainbow might be very, very fast, but she can't fly straight half the time.

>>25778115
I think the wonderbolts were INSIDE the VIP area, and everyone else was out.
that WOULD make sense.

>>25778147
The legend continues.

So there's an Asian pony and Karate is obviously known but nobody ever heard of nig-I mean zebras?

Afri-that Exotic Land must be either very far away or on another planet.

>>25778147
It was the animal's fault. They should have loved her.

>>25778147

>>25777924
>I'm surprised nobody kicked Applejack and Pinkie Pie out of the Gala.

I was expecting the guards/kitchen staff to ask Appejack to close her pastry stand, but nope.

>>25777924
I know, they were all such awful guests.

>>25778150
Right, I didn't mean she was a wannabe fan in that she sucked and always would. Quite the opposite, really, the problem is she acts like one and is treated like one even though she clearly has the skillz. Even if she lacks some finesse, that Sonic Rainboom thing was evidently a huge deal and should earn Dash more credit than she gives herself.

>>25778189
The basic pony (Earth pony) migrated to Equestria in the ancient days and evolved into what they are now from the natural magic of the land. But places like the Everfree forest work on different dimensions than Equestria does and is more in tune to our Earth - except the monsters, that is.

>>25778220
she's Apple-Mother-fucking-Jack, from the mother fucking Apple family.
You don't kick the daughter of Equestria's #1 weapon industry leader like that.

>>25777924
Celestia warned her guards ahead of time that her "special guests" were going to fuck up the party and to leave them be.

What was up with the groundskeeper?

What was the purpose of making him a giant Disney representation?

>>25778252

Yeah, that's like kicking Tony Stark out of the weapons biz.

>>25778121
Ha Ha, stop being mad that someone dislikes a site you like. I admit, those fighting game pics are high quality work but it's not going to completely change someone's view on the site in general. Like DA, there's some high quality work there but that doesn't mean the site is isn't shit.

>>25778203
Looks like that whole "element of kindness" thing was bullshit. Fluttershy only loves animals because she views them as playthings.

>>25778230
To be fair, Dash' low self esteem is her defining flaw, and nobody else treats her that way.

Greatest Background Pony Ever, Of All Time, FOREVER.

>>25778262
Nothing else. Just some happy negro groundskeeper. The season finale was a Disney episode.

>>25778277
How can a background pony be so perfect /co/?

Dash and Twilight's problems were both perfect examples of why large parties tend to be let-downs and in regard to the show overall, examples of the sort of writing that makes me like the series. Every once in a while it really hits those relatively subtle little day-to-day social hiccups that cartoons generally ignore.

>>25778277
>Background Pony
>not Derpy

wat

>>25778277
Waiting for the humanized porn

>>25778277
Keep it down, before someone accidently draws porn of her.

>>25778278
I always viewed "gramps" as a kid-friendly version of Groundskeeper Willie.

>>25778313

>accidentally draws porn of her

I laughed

>>25778059
I hear ya!

>>25778277
Lyra's color scheme is still better, you only like her because she's new.

>>25778273
Why were they running away from her anyway? She's normally like every singing Disney princess rolled into one when it comes to dealing with animals.

>>25778277
She looks sophisticated, but she was willing to take Pinkie's request, so she can't be that stuck-up.

>25777777

>>25778313

SOMEONE SHOULD REALLY DRAW PORN OF HER

LOTS OF IT

>>25778326
Wrong quote, meant to >>25778277

>my face when faust only wrote 2.5 episodes
>my face when faust's main involvement with the show was creating the characters
>my face when she's done all that she needs to
i am devoid of face

>>25778277
>>25778326
the fact of the matter is, The violinist pony will suck until fanon happens too her.
someone, get on it.

>>25778287
She's just so perfect, so grand. The moment my eyes met hers I fell deeply, deeply in love.

>>25778277
It's not actually a cello she's playing, it's a human sized violin.

>>25778332
they could smell her coming

it is not a pleasant smell

> OK, so my mom caught me clopping to ponies today. I was on ponibooru and I thought my mom was gone so I left the door unlocked and so when she decided to randomly walk in she walked in to me clopping to ponies. She immediately slammed the door shut and left after she saw it (this was about 10 minutes ago) and I'm still in my room. She hasn't said anything to me yet.

> What do I do, /oat/?

>>25778274

Indeed. Apparently she's the idol/goddess/object of lesbian lust for literally every pegasus pony in Ponyville, as seen during the Iron Pony contest. An ARMY of pegasi appeared out of nowhere just to cheer her on, complete with banners and fucking ROSE PETALS.

The showing by the earth-folk for AJ was much slower and more lackluster, probably only existing because of just how loud the Pegasi were being.

I'd actually be interested in an episode that more deeply explores her local idol status. We did do something similar with AJ, but that was more about her stubborn nature than about other people's opinions of her. And there was also the flying competition, but that was more about her personal insecurities leading to Rarity's egomania.

A story dealing with the pressures Dash feels to live up to her legend in the eyes of the other flyers, maybe with Scootaloo providing particular focus, drawing some parallels to her own obsessions with the Wonderbolts, and taking the opportunity to give a little more face time to some backdrop pegasi characters and flesh out their own little Ponyville subculture/clique (though perhaps carefully avoiding Derpy) could be good stuff.

>>25778287
I... I... I don't know, she just is. There must be something wrong with my brain.

>>25778341
Here it is

>>25778332
I think the implication was that they were all exotic imported animals, so maybe they didn't understand her?

>>25778272

>implying anyone is mad except you.

>>25778333
She only looked at Pinkie like that because knows that the song is totally inappropriate for the sort of party they're at.

>>25778364
no here it is

>>25778287
I know why! She's got more human features than averge pony. Just look at her and think about it.

>captcha: oribles macintosh
...
SOUNDS FISHY

>>25778348
Octavia's father was a respected violinist, but on his way home his horse drawn carriage crashed into a tree...There were no survivors. Octavia plays her fathers instrument to honor his memory

Oh man this sounds awful

>>25778354
>Give mother homemade Twilight Sparkle wig
>Fuck the shit out of her dressed as Celestia

>>25778354

>>25778380
hehe you guys are funny

>>25778326
>octavia
Is that her fanon name now?

>>25778287
Super desaturated colors compared to most other ponies so she stands out, and some seriously stunning purple highlights that are really bright even when compared to other ponies. Combined she's just really contrasted.

>>25778354

Politely explain to her that at least it's drawn and female.

Tell her it could be worse by showing her Mr Hands.avi

>>25778354

>>25778392
Lots of ponies wanted to go to the Gala. The problem is they're all snobby, boring rich ponies.

I wish they had gone a little more into why Celestia had only sent 2 tickets at first. Something like:
>I thought most of you knew it wouldn't be for you to begin with, especially since it's attendance had significantly dropped from what it was. Why do you think I had even enough spare invitations for someone who initially said he didn't want to go?
At least she said something at all like that by saying it sucked.

>>25778372
Nope, just giving my two cents

>>25778385
Nah, it's not grimdark and edgy enough.
Seriously, why do we even need some kind of deep backstory for her? Most of the background ponies got some basic ones.

>>25778423
And a fair amount of the mane cast weren't.

>>25778354
THATS WHAT HE GETS FOR
Uh...
FOR...

I dunno, but that is really funny.

>>25778440
She's the pony version of The Soloist. Except instead of being a schizo she's a ground pony in a Unicorn dominated music industry.

>>25778434
There's no real reason they couldn't have retconed by saying the attendance numbers were less than what they were, either.

>>25778440
>female character needs backstory
Rape?

>>25778354
>cloppable stuff on ponibooru
oh anon you so silly


anything else happen last night after we were discussing why it would be impossible to give a blowjob to a zombie?

So, do you think the girls will be back for next year's gala?

>>25778479
She raped her father.

>>25778482
nope

disco showed up and drew things

and

gnomes slapped some shit

that was about it really

>>25778488
They already were.

>>25778482
Holy shit, I MISSED that?
Goddamnit.

>>25778488
After seeing how horribly boring it is? I don't think so.

>>25778488
What next year's gala?

>>25778354

>>25778392
I sorta assumed they were for Twi and Spike.

Or, trollestia

>>25778488
>cutie mark crusaders gala crashers!

>>25778494
She raped her father with cello, so now he is only playing double bass.

>>25778497
Disco why you keep getting banned?

>>25778356
To be fair, Dash is pretty sure of herself while she's doing something where failure doesn't really mean much. I don't think she has low self esteem so much as is absolutely terrified of trying something and not winning - and is perfectly willing to cheat if it means she doesn't lose. When she can't cheat, and losing could have serious implications, she collapses - but while either of those isn't true she's about as sure of herself as trixie was.

>>25778434
It was an official sounding letter rather than the more personal ones she normally gets - it could well have been an oversight.
"Send a ticker (plus one) to all the unicorns in my school" sort of thing.

omg why wasnt luna at the gala

she is a princess she deserves to go

did cleestia banish her again

>>25778385
Octavia (her stage name) was raised in Canterlot, a primarily unicorn city.
Her biggest idol was the reknowned unicorn megaviolinist Varia Strati, who she'd always hoped to meet.
And she did, at a young age. But Strati, of an old and venerable line of unicorn ponies distantly related to the princess herself, was quite old-fashioned, and by old-fashioned I mean racist. She mocked the young earth pony's dreams of a musical carreer, saying that her clumsy hooves could never hope to play a proper instrument like a piano.

Her former fan went home and bought herself a violin. She did not smile when she played at strati's funeral four years later.

>>25778587
Luna doesn't know about the Gala. this night she was waitinf for her own birthday party. and nobody came.

Given that we've seen both Twilight and Rarity do multiple fairly complex actions at the same time, do you think a particularly talented unicorn could play every instrument for a whole band?

>She did not smile when she played at strati's funeral four years later.

Oh...

>>25778614

>Luna
>Nobody came

>>25778592
I like this.

>>25778592

>she did not smile when she played at her former idol's funeral

But it wasn't Strati who was laughing at me...

IT WAS GOD!

*dramatic piano chord*

>>25778587
>>25778614
luna plz leave

>>25778592
So she's a disillusioned young musician trying to make it in a racist society. Maybe the gala showed her what she was missing, what with pinkies freak out.

>>25778633
Fucking ragingsemi, he drives to think lustfully.

>>25778618
Wait, that came out sad?
I wanted it to come off as kind of dancing-on-the-bitch's-grave-except-I'm-too-classy-for-that, if you know what I mean.

>>25778592
But why?
Can't we just have an earth pony who likes to play double bass, so she gets clef cutie mark and plays in a band? Why so drama?

>>25778592
>>25778650

Mix between Black Swan and Reverse Amadeas? In MY PONIES?

Oh god yessssss...

>>25778615
I think Rarity and Twilight are a bit high tier in terms of unicorns, most of them probably have a limited distance they can use their telekinesis on. Or else they'd just have 1 unicorn that could harvests crops year round for the earth ponies in half the time.

>>25778669
Still sad, even like that. Even the artistic world of violin playing is harsh enough to turn an idealistic pony into a cold hearted player.

>>25778614
I'm guessing it went more like this:
"Dearest sister, I was wondering if you wanted to go to this year's Grand Galloping Gala?"
"...has that, uh, changed in the last thousand years?"
"...no, if anything it's more boring than ever."
"Yeah, no offense, I might-"
"I've booked a nightclub downtown, you're on the VIP last. Have fun!"

And so Celestia spared her sister glorified greeter duty, and Luna spent all night partying hard with Trixie, Gilda, Photo Finish and a couple dragons.

i hope there will be a good balance of returning side characters and new ones in season two

>>25778633
Why do i want this to be canon so much?

>>25778676
Because that's boring as fuck.

>>25778676

Because DRAMA

Everyone wants to push their own convoluted character theory...

That's why I like Pokey, he doesnt have much of a background, he doesnt NEED much of a background.

He just pops balloons, and doesnt give a damn what anypony thinks of him

>>25778682
Even so, while Twilight is obviously pretty much at the upper limit, Rarity is a fashion designer! What if somepony of similar power decided to play music?

>>25778700

I still think Safety Dance is a WAY better name for him.

>>25778676
>furries
>no drama

Good one.

>>25778689
>"I've booked a nightclub downtown, you're on the VIP last. Have fun!"

and that's how Luna was locked in the filthiest gloryhole of the city for a week (oops Celestia forgot her lol)

>>25778700
Pokey pokes those balloons because helium killed his parents. He's a silent defender, thanklessly protecting ponies from a danger they don't even understand.

>>25778676
...Because it's funny?

>>25778722
DRAWFAG EET

>>25778694
because you're mean

>>25778720
>implying Luna wouldn't enjoy the fuck out of the nastiest club in the city

>>25778698
>>25778700
>>25778719
Okay, so do your things. I probably would try this... "drama" of yours, but I can't write for shit.

>>25778722
And he popped Pinkie's balloons too, if you knwo what I mean.

>>25778735
It's been 1000 years, what makes you think she'd wait for the invitation?

>>25778745
I do know what you mean, we saw him do it. Applebloom was hiding behind them.

>>25778669

I interpreted it as she didn't smile because even though he was so mean to her, her respect for him was great enough she still mourned his death.

>>25778689
You forgot Stephen Magnet.

There is no soirée without the prestigious presence of Stephen Magnet.

>>25778745
>shipping Pokey and Pinkie

Oh god they were made to be together.

25778745

>And he popped Pinkie's balloons too

Why does this sound like that should be the start of a Batpink villain? "The Party Popper" it sounded better in my head

>>25778802

But their love can never be, they are starcrossed lovers.

morning poni general

i just woke up and had braeburn for breakfast, how are you all

>>25778802
I thought they were arch-enemies.

>>25778822
A drawfag needs to get on this

>>25778853
The best kind of shipping!

>mini parasprite plushies
might be cool

I've been pondering and pondering ever since Servine said something along the lines of "oh my gosh, if you color this you can have all my dollars"

Is it wrong to be thinking of taking money for doing advanced coloring requests like comics/strips or pornography?

>>25778906
No, not if you charge a reasonable amount and people are willing to pay.

>>25778912
does this look like a reasonable list?

Comics: Each panel = $1.5
Strips: (basic 3-panel) = $4
Porn: $5(plain) OR $10(shade, highlight, etc)

>>25778912
On the other hand, taking money for coloruing lineart you didn't even make?

>>25778906
If you're going to be coloring for money you better be a damn good Colorist.

And frankly, you're not very good when compared to and actual drawfag.

>>25778669

>She did not smile when she played at strati's funeral four years later.


Because it sounds really powerful. Like humility, perseverance, and a bitter sweet victory wrapped up into a one sentence.
Bravo

>>25778925
too cheap.

>>25778927
most things don't get colored, and there's always someone who wants to see a bit more "zass" to it.

>>25778936
Well, I started coloring two weeks ago, but this is the pinnacle so far of a comic coloring.

>>25778906
Why would it be wrong? If people are willing to pay and you can give them their money's worth by not doing a shitty job, there's no reason not to.

>>25778906
you can try, but seeing as there are already a lot of colorfags doing it for free, you might have a hard time finding anyone to commission you

>>25778951
regular coloring, I have to say is still this, even though it's a bit old.

>>25778964

This

I'm already commissioning artists like mad... but when it's so easy for me to just blunder into a thread and get something coloured for free, I'll do it every time

>>25778972
of course, not every picture requires full-out coloring.

>>25778482
Zombie you say.

>>25778906
As long as the client gets what they chose to pay for, there's nothing wrong at all.

>>25778978
Yeah, I don't see anything morally wrong with it - I have neither the skill nor the interest to learn, so that makes it fair game to me. Whether anybody will actually pay, on the other hand, is debatable.

>>25778993
W... where did fluttershy get a hand grenade?

>>25778906
>>25778955
Now whether you'd get a decent amount of business, on the other hand...

>>25778385
>>25778592
NOT SAD ENOUGH GUYS.

WE NEED IT TO BE A HEART-DESTROYING TRAGEDY. THAT'S WHAT MY LITTLE PONY IS ALL ABOUT.

ONE DAY WHEN SHE WAS FIVE OCTAVIA WAS RAPED TO DEATH BY A CELLO.

NOW SHE PLAYS MUSIC TO SUPPORT HER RAPE BABY, WHO IS DYING OF AIDS.

>>25778964
Hey, Hoppip!
Have you done that powdered lightning pic in the end?

>>25779000
INORITE?

That should totally be a pipe bomb.

>>25778978
>>25779003
>>25778997
>>25778995
>>25778978
>>25778964
>>25778955

It's settled then. I'll just be doing like usual, but every time I ask for a sketch I'll instead prompt at something related. whether they decide to get a normal picture colored for free or if they want to get something that costs money is up to them, ergo, win-win, since I usually don't do what I listed anyways.

>>25778700 That's why I like Pokey, he doesnt have much of a background, he doesnt NEED much of a background.

There is a fanfic about Pokey's origins.

It is ten chapters long.

>>25779005
Zombie AIDS?

Quick question: who do you think Dash is actually jealous over in this pic?

>>25779005
But how does ghost music?

>>25779045
the pie, obviously.

>>25779005
When she was just a little filly, both of her parents were diagnosed with cancer. It was curable, but the operation was expensive, so she took to the streets playing the violin for spare bits. One day a rich musician heard her, and told her she had true talent, and that if she came with him he could teach her the basics - but she was only a few days off gathering enough money for the operation. She talked to her parents about it and they said she should go. By the time she got back, they were dead, and now she plays the violin in their memory, because it's the only thing that can suppress the crushing guilt that she could have saved them.

Dark enough for you, you soulless motherfucker?

>>25778942
Well, I guess today's writefagging moral is that you should never state anything outright, because the reader will always come up with their own favourite explanation if you leave it ambiguous.

>>25779036

Well blow me down

*various noises that Popeye makes*

>>25779036
It's actually pretty good once it gets going.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/truth-about-pokey-pierce.html

This fandom seems to be able to pull good stories out of even the most ridiculous characters and concepts. Just look at Derpy. Some of the best fics are about her.

>>25779045
The pie.

>>25778497
>gnomes slapped some shit
I KNEW I was gonna miss something when I went to sleep.

>>25779042
So, wait, Olivia is a Witch?

>>25779045
Spitfire bribes Soren to hit on Applejack.
Cue backlash sex.

IS THIS THE CURRENT THREAD?

>>25778993
I love how Derpy isn't a zombie, she's just hanging out with them.

>>25778901
>>25778853
>>25778802
>>25778745


"Hey you! Yeah, you! What's the big idea with messing up my party decoration, you fiendish ballon blaster, you?"
"I like it when they pop. Sometimes people get all jumpy and sometimes they laugh."
"So this is fun to you?"
"Well I also like to drill holes into cheese and bubble-wrap. But I feel sooner or later a good balloon needs popping."
"He. You're kinda weird."
"Well, I just like things that are loud and colorful and exciting.
"Well, I've got some balloons right here, Mister. Whatcha goona do with them?"

--------------------------------------
"Hey Twilight, have you seen Pinky? It's her party after all."
"I'm not sure, but I heard some strange noises upstairs..."

>>25779088
I think so.

>>25779056
The best part is, than she isn't playing violin.

>>25779054
>>25779062

>The Pie

Does this mean that she wants Soarin and/or AJ to eat her?

>>25779010
I did a simple sketch but then some other stuff came up so I haven't been able to work on it

>>25779116
No, it means she wants a delicious apple pie.

>>25779097
Well that was easy, huh?

>>25779116
No, she wants to be caught between two morons.

>>25779097
>Pinky

>>25779116
actually she just want to be delicious and sweet and loved by everyone

hm. well, let's give it a shot.

Taking coloring requests. normal pictures are free, etc.
Comics: Each panel = $1.5
Strips: (basic 3-panel) = $4
Porn: $5(plain) OR $10(shade, highlight, etc)

will only do up to two per session.

>>25779088

No

For this thread extends into the past, the present, and the future all at once

of course it is it's right there at the top of the archive page...

You know how to use archive right?

>>25779139
Well, this is Pinkie we're talking about here.

For her a good party isn't really complete without a quick one in the broom closet

>>25779177
UM, NO?

>>25778587
>>25778614
>>25778694
>>25778633

>>25779167

>Loved by everyone

But nobody apart from Soarin even Purchased anything from AJ

>>25779198

>>25779206
Because everybody else was a stuck up twat.

>>25779197

*internet sigh*

Here http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

>>25779194
pinkie has a broom closet for just this purpose

she doesn't even own any brooms

>>25779045
"And that bitch!" Dash said, holding back the sob that threatened to escape. She was doing a pretty good job of replacing the pain with anger. If she was angry she couldn't think about how much it hurt. "She was just... making eyes at Soarin! Giving him her pie. Yeah, I BET she wants to give him her pie!" The worst part was she couldn't even be sure who she was more jealous of. Applejack, for spending time with one of her idols, or Soarin, for... for...

"Poor Dashie.." Spitfire cooed, listening to the whole ordeal, and Dash felt a little better, even if she suspected she was just humoring her. It didn't matter, as long as she had someone who would listen. ... what DID matter was how Spitfire was suddenly a lot closer than she was a second ago. "You know what would make you feel better..?" "Um."

Spitfire closed the last of the gap, and suddenly Rainbow felt lips pressed against her own. Suddenly all thoughts of Applejack and Soarin were gone.

>>25779221

Did someone just say Twat?

>>25778722
He's the hero Ponyville deserves

>>25779222
Is there a way to download every single image in these threads at once? This will complete my pony folder good

>>25779241
Weren't you just at the mall? How did you even hear that?

>>25779194
I meant for the writer. Now it's all about waiting for the fanwank.

>>25779268
Yes.
Just close your eyes and wish with all your might.

>>25779268

Some people have taken it upon themselves to create megauploads of everything they've ever saved

I dont have any links to offer... but someone might eventually if you keep asking

>>25779268
If you're completely insane, that's the sort of thing I'd use wget for - though if I were going to do it properly I'd break out python and check the image hashes before saving to disk, because you're going to get duplicates out of the ass otherwise.

>>25779241
Yes.

>>25778846
>>25778846
>had braeburn for breakfast
HOW COULD YOOU

>>25779268
Oh boy, if you're gonna download everything, get ready for some eye bleed...

>>25779318
Everyone's gay for braeburn!

>>25779318

>how could you NOT

ftfy

Braeburn is delicious

>>25779292
I have VisiPics, works like a boss, so fucking good.

Is there a tutorial to use wget?

And as for the insane part, I have a system for pony pics.

1) Download images from thread(s)
2) Scan manually for all non-pony pics, click+ctrl them all, and delete
3) Use VisiPics and delete dups
4) Organize pony into each folder.

it's a lot better than what I did a year ago, right click+save.

well, that was a dud.

Why does everyone think that rainbow dash is gay?
srsly

>>25779215

>>25779352
http://www.gnu.org/software/wget/manual/wget.html
Wget, the last downloading tool you will ever, ever need.

Even so, there are a fucking lot of images there.

some polfag told me there was a MLP magazine dedicated to new ponies

i went to store , shamefuly asked for ponies and the clerk sold me this

>>25779326

>>25779362
She just loves that candyvag, obviously.

>>25779384
Dude you gotta ask for the right kind of ponies

>>25779362
> check browser address line
> see 4chan type in url
> deal with it

Ofc she is not in the show, but 4chan just being 4chan.

>>25779384
"I NEED PONIES"
"MAGAZINES OF PONIES"

>>25779383
Thank you. I'll most likely cut up the pics by the thousand, and work at it instead of all at once. Here's the folder so far. Thoughts?

>>25779360

Not someone who would have payed for it anyway... but it likely would have helped if you had indicated at all how to go about paying you Vash

>>25779268
There isChanThreadWatch, which will save a thread (images, html and all), and keep updating until the thread disappears.

>>25779384
>Filly Fairy

Ohohohhoh.

>>25779362

yeah, it's a bit annoying.

speaking of RD , i hope she gets an episode where she gets her own pet, like... she finds an egg of falcon it hatched and she develops a motherly instinct.

yeah Falcon, cuz it's the only pet 20% cooler than the rest (and i dont consider scootachicken canon)

>>25779423
>Laurn faust
wut

>>25779423
I think you're nuts, but good luck with it!
You should see if it ends up being viable to upload that monstrosity by the end of it, I'm sure a lot of people would love a well organised pony folder.

>>25779360
Maybe it's just not the right time of day to try.

>>25779362
Because Rainbows and she acts like a tomboy.

>>25779428
oh, that's a good idea. I'll revise my text a bit and try again soon. should probably accentuate the "normal pictures are free" too.

>>25779443
They're selling toys of her with a turtle. Fanon has given her a turtle.

Fuck yeah turtle time.

>>25779362
Because she's adventurous and athletic, normal girls aren't like that so she must be a lesbian.

>>25779433
I just want the images, but thanks, I'll look into it. 4chan Image Downloader only auto updates on /b/ and crashes everywhere else.
>>25779446
It was late. Didn't bother looking her up at that time. Again, this is an alpha version.

>>25779362
I don't know man, but I heard she's real popular with the ladies.

>>25779423
>34 folder right next to your comics folder

>>25779465

But she's already been shown to enjoy having balls on her head

>>25779423
I like your 34 folder so far.

>>25779370
Damn that's cute!

>>25779494
But one of those balls is Applejack's.

>>25779494
gross man

>>25779519

Thank goodness Disco didnt hear that

>>25779462

PFFFFT turtle, Hasbro cant make a good toy. I dont hear you , lalalala.

>>25779538
That applejack almost looks like applejack. And then they miss out the hat, making sure that they're all wrong.

The fuck, hasbro?

too bad the turtle will grow up and aspire to having his own family.

Don't go, Speedy...!

>>25779577

But where Can he go? He lives in a cloud house

It's a long way down... and I know Pratchett jokes about it but really, tortoises will never evolve so that they can fly

>>25779536
>there will never be another drawfag who can make thousands of people speak out against Child Abuse with a shitty MSpaint comic

>>25779538

try finding this in poland, impossible!

>>25779593
Dash obv. takes him around places he can't get to usually/quickly

>>25777533
I second

>>25779641

I negate your second with my anti-vote

>>25779577
why is dash an aardvark in that picture

>>25779667
I don't care

Derpy is chewing on the cables again

Someone get a broom

WHAT DOES THE PONY GENERAL THING OF PACE OF THE MUSTACHES??

>>25779704

Equestrian motherfucker

Do you speak it?

>>25779704
*shrugs*
Tripfag? What else.

have some pinkie.

That Diamond Dog/Mountain Blade mashup yesterday made me reinstall and I've been playing ever since.

FUCKING NORDS

>>25779740
Whoa I really like middle Pinkie

>>25779740
I would hit all three of them

>>25779740
Hey you, drawfag.

This thread is boring, make it not boring with porn.

>>25779704
his fanfics are pretty good

>>25779740
>Pinkamena
>Not the best Pinkie
anon just went full oatmeal

>>25779704
I like Pacce. He's comfy and easy to wear.

>>25779740
>Psycho Pinkamena
>Not the best Pinkie
Zebra you just went full mule

Is 4chan derping a little for anyone else?

>>25779835
No.

>>25779835

yah

>>25779835
nope

>>25779835
Yeah, some of the images give me 503 errors, and /k/ was completely locked out for a bit.

>>25779784
>>25779809

Pinkamena is clearly the best pony. You'd love to hold her and comfort her as she cried softly about ponies abandoning her. The downside that as you cheered her up and made her happy, she'd become less Pinka crazy and more Pinkie crazy, her hair would regain its bounce, and she'd lose that sexy yandere edge.

In order to keep her in a permanent state of Pinkamena, you'd need to come up with some kind of fucking Machiavellianism bullshit.

>>25779807
pacce always has the best pics for me to color.

>>25779905
I knew Rarity was a guy

>>25779905
the. best.

>>25779198

Somebody needs to draw the alternative Big Mac ending.

>go to deviant art
>OCs having sex

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QohruRE4ck

Someone needs to do the SSJ3 transformation sequence now.

>mfw the season ends and pony threads continue

also new trip lol, let mine get away from me last week

>>25779896
Why boner

>>25779948

It hasnt even been a week sine the season ended

Give it a few and you'll start to see people abandoning ship

if you havent already

>>25779943
If you notice, a lot of them make a hilarious mistake. They try to prove that Dash is straight by making out with them, but then draw the OC as a female pony.

oops the trip generation doesn't accept the note character. NOW new trip.

>>25779704
I'm okay.
Thanks for asking.
Workin' on colourin', storyan', stylin' pony hair.
Pic related, needs more trimin' and maybe another hot water treatment or two.

Also, Vash, you're making me think about trying to earn some scratch of my own.

>>25777642
I think this picture captures everything wrong with the fandom.

The art style is good though.

>>25779984
there goes my luck again.

>>25779943
>go to ponychan; Children everywhere
>go to fimchan; porn everywhere
>go to deviantart; OCs everywhere
>go to Furaffinity; OCs and furry art and self inserts and scootabuse and porn and various combinations of all of these
>go to Paheal; Dicks and Ottanta everywhere

Durr hurr

>>25779918
rarity's also into bondage.

>>25779997

Lesbian Dash CREATED this fandom

Seriously, most of the old threads, beyond gushing at the advent of the new show itself, were about Dash being a lesbian

>>25779997
The dialogue is an edit. It originally just says that she brushed it.

Hey slowpoke here

GlamourKat made herself a pony