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!KkyWm0AORY 05/08/11(Sun)10:16 No.25750578See, spike did all this shit for you Rarity. Get a grip, girl. You aint no Middleton
Applejack, what you need is marketing. Mark. et. ing. Brands, darling, this is a branding universe.
Pinkie, you're missing the real party. Go into the toilets, all the pretty party people are in there shoving coke up their noses. You should do fine there.
Fluttershy, you're in the animal shelter in the capital city of Equestria. These animals have had the worst shit possible happen to them. What do you think, theyll come up and hug you?
Celebrities are cunts, Rainbow Dash. Sports stars no less. You'd have to literally give them a kidney for them to give half a fuck about a fan. Even then theyd only send you a fucking thank you card. Get big on your own.
Twilight, royalty is 90% PR. I dont know what you think she is supposed to do, but really, you should have expected it. You are her student for christsakes you shouldve figured this out by now. |