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>>25735548 Luna: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Twilight Sparkle: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid. Luna: What... is your name? Twilight Sparkle: My name is Twilight Sparkle of Canterlot. Luna: What... is your quest? Twilight Sparkle: To seek the Elements of Harmony. Luna: What... is your favourite colour? Twilight Sparkle: Violet. Luna: Go on. Off you go. Twilight Sparkle: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. Rainbow Dash: That's easy. Luna: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Rainbow Dash: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid. Luna: What... is your name? Rainbow Dash: Rainbow Dash of Cloudsdale Luna: What... is your quest? Rainbow Dash: To seek the Elements of Harmony. Luna: What... is the capital of Assyria? [pause] Rainbow Dash: I don't know that. [she is thrown over the edge into the volcano] Rainbow Dash: Auuuuuuuugh...! Luna: Stop. What... is your name? Applejack: Applejack of Ponyville. Luna: What... is your quest? Applejack: I seek the Elements of Harmony. Luna: What... is your favourite colour? Applejack: Orange. No, re- [she is also thrown over the edge] Applejack: Auuuuuuuugh...! Luna: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name? Celestia: It is 'Celestia', Princess of the Equestrians. Luna: What... is your quest? Celestia: To seek the Elements of Harmony. Luna: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Celestia: What do you mean? An African or European swallow? Luna: Huh? I... I don't know that. [Luna is thrown over] Luna: Auuuuuuuugh...! Rarity: How do know so much about swallows? Celestia: Well, you have to know these things when you're a princess, you know. |