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"This seems like a good time as ever to talk to you ponies about the neat little rating system the good folks over at the Motion Picture Association of America have come up with. Now, if a movie is rated G then that means everyone can go, Rarity, Twilight, Scootaloo, heck, even Gummy. If the film is rated PG, then it means it may have some content unsettling for more sensitive viewers so no Flutteryshy or Sweetie Bell; and Twilight didn't want to see a movie anyway so she’ll just stay home tonight. PG-13 means the film contains moderate violence or adult language so it looks like Scootaloo and Applebloom won’t be able to see this one, sorry girls. An R rating means graphic violence and possible adult nudity so this kind of movie is going to be well beneath Rarity’s sophistication and Pinkie Pie ate too much candy watching the trailers so she’ll just have to sleep off that lazy tummy. If the rating is NC-17 that means adult ponies only so bye bye Applejack and Rainbow Dash, but Granny Smith was in the Mule Wars so she’s not bothered by much; Gummy too, because, well, he's just a dumb alligator." |