>Poni threads
>Better
Couldn't get any worse.

Lets talk about how cool Twist is.

>>25712502
>mfw these threads continue though the hiatus.

>>25712353
and it was the first thing I ever colored too

>mvq when the threads will only keep steam for a few more days

We'll see how long that lasts

I submitted my first well received art today. My fandom won't be dying down any time soon.

>>25712321

I kinda hope they do. I like just chatting, and having someplace to do it whenever i happen to be unable to sleep.

Time to die

>>25712577
>mvq
wat

>my monitor when none of this sad mumbo jumbo OH NO ILL SEE YOU ALL IN SIX MONTHS is going to happen

>>25712618
French.

Bon-bon and Lyra thread.

Jesus is that a challenge?
Okay guys, man the porn stations, we need to make this the worst thread ever.
Or best, depending on your fetishes

>>25712577
You, sir, are drunk.

>>25712618
mon visage qoun or something. i can't do french

>>25712614
>He needs 12 rounds to off himself.
You some kinda boss monster or something?

So, how do you think the CMC will get their cutie marks, and what will they be?

what about a luna night thread like in the old times?

>>25712593
I like it, I like it a lot.

>>25712614
>Budweiser
Real pony fans drink Blue Mountain.

" I have heard that a Rainbow Dash has lost her wings. Perhaps I can help her."

<-- seems there's a Homestuck fan or two on the animation crew.

>>25712564

HAH! That's a good one.

>>25712646
quand

>>25712618
Mon visage quand. Not sure on the spelling, my French is rusty.

>>25712614
Do you really need that many bullets to do it?

>>25712642
Sounds good to me!

Adult Princess Luna done, and the music I listened to while drawing it
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozKCROoX5pI
Perfect fit.

>>25712646
I thought it was a mega typo. The moar you know i guess.
>>25712663
This. I have next to no Luna images. I need to fix that problem.

>>25712663
ok then

>>25712642

You keep those bedroom eyes away from me.

>>25712663
This is an all ponies thread.

>>25712642
got any ideas?

>>25712643
I wish I were drunk. I finished off my sambuka last week and I have nothing stronger in the house than cider right now.

>>25712614
>>25712689
Yea, stop being a bullet hog
You gotta share
You gotta care

>>25712646
Mon Visage Quand.
Literally my face when.

>>25712614
I've been seeing those fruit snacks while shopping recently, and it angers me.

Because if they were G4, I'd buy some every trip to the store.

>>25712660

Shotgun, Iron Chain, BaseBall Bat

CMC are HARD to the CORE

>>25712614
First thing that came to mind.

so...how many ponies have already gone through psychotic breakdowns? It seems to happen pretty regularly on this show

>>25712700
Love it. Nice choice of music, too.

>>25712642

>there's no rule 34 involving Bridle Gossip AJ
>I go another day without fapping to ponies

>>25712614

Place your bets! How long until these threads peter out of the 24/7 range?

>>25712676
sudenly I want to go to candy mountain

fluttershy was great this episode

>>25712756
NEVER

>>25712502
You're going to fucking jinx it dude.

Anyway I predict at best it'll be good for the weekend, maybe a little bit into the week, and then we'll be back to MLP Thread: Extremely angry shipping and porn discussion. And then everyone left will be banned -- oh man I could only hope

>I GOTCHA NOW!!!!

>>25712738
Thank you!

>>25712709
LOOOOOOOOONG AGOOOOO IN A DISTANT LAAAAAND
...I, LUNAKU, THE SHAPESHIFTING PONY OF ADORABLE DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE CUTENESS! BUT A FOOLISH UNICORN, WIELDING A MAGIC HORN STEPPED FORTH TO TROLL ME. BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN THE INTERNET AND FLUNG HER INTO PONIBOORU WHERE MY CUTENESS IS LAW! NOW THE TROLL SEEKS TO RETURN TO EQUESTRIA AND UNDO THE D'AAAAWWWW THAT IS LUNAKU!

>>25712759

Yesss Maxie! Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain!

>>25712756
Quiet Gummy. Go be awesome somewhere else.

>>25712735
Twilight (arguably) had hers when she finally suggested building a second Ponyville in Swarm of the Century

closest anyone else came was fetal-position Rainbow Dash at the Flyers Competition

This is now a Gyrobowl thread.

Oops, accidentally posted in old thread. Let's try over here:

>>25712608

Interesting question: what if you could go to Equestria and become a pony, BUT...

-You'd be a little filly/colt in school, and would never age. EVER. Because nobody gets older in TV, I mean, in Equestria.

-None of the adults (including the mane cast) would be willing to talk to you; every time you tried to interact with them they'd brush you off and say 'isn't it past your bedtime?' or something.

-The only ponies at school who are willing to be your friends are Twist, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Snips, and Snails. Everyone else ignores you because you're weird, or actively abuses/makes fun of you.

Would you still go?

>>25712735
oh, all of them, except maybe rarity.
Twilight when the parasprites are coming
rainbow dash in fetal position before her competition
apple jack in apple buck season
pinky pie...yeah
and now fluttershy.
Rarity has been stressed, in fact most of the time she is, but I don't think she's ever lost her mind.

>>25712745
What, you mean like "cave explorer" AJ?

Or (god this is awful) sliding down Mac's dick like a firepole?

>>25712805
>implying not all threads are gyrobowl threads

>>25712775

She was totally going to eat that woodchuck

>>25712775
I noticed that on the second watch. God damn she went insane.

Drew ponies to commemorate the finale. s'been a while.
enjoy my 15mins of work.

>>25712745
I could never fap to Applejack in any form. She reminds me too much of my boss and that's just creepy.

>>25712778
Holy flying dick of fuck.
someone needs to raise make from the dead so he can voice act for luna in S2

>>25712805
No

>>25712805
Pound it.

>>25712807
No. Unless I can chill with this bad ass motherfucker.

>>25712805
Hey that reminds me.

Did that Gryobowl thread with Lyra and BonBon get finished?

>>25712807
Could be worse.
We could be Scootaloo.

>>25712825

Shut up I'm not listening I'm not listening I CAN'T HERE YOU LALALALALALA.

Yes, today's threads have been lively and full of discussion! I hope we get some great threads looking back over the whole season now that it's complete. At least for a little while before things start to ebb. I'm sure we'll have quite a few good generals to come before that happens though!

>>25712791
No, you just have to deal with my awesome here!

>>25712852
Err, picture, not thread.

>>25712700
Did the requester even get to see it?

>>25712733
It's level 99 with maxed out stats

>>25712805
mhh...
wasn't there a Gyrobowl ad already during the last episode?
Why is it only now a joke?

>>25712745
sounds like a challenge

>>25712876
Ok that's cool too.

>>25712789
fuck my kidneys hurt!

also squeak are you around here? your gooogle doc is down

>>25712805

I don't understand how it works. It must be magnets.

>>25712892
People don't respect good inventions the first time around.

>>25712871
we have got to have marathons.

>>25712807
>The only ponies at school who are willing to be your friends are Twist

You had me at Twist.

>>25712838
I'd never do anything ungentlemanly with my best friend but I saw her titties once when we were hanging out and I fapped later thinking about it

I ain't even ashamed

>>25712778

I chuckled

>>25712892
BECAUSE IT'S A GYROBOWL

>>25712915
MAREathons

Who farted?

>>25712941
I did. Whoops.

>>25712778
The thumbnail makes her look like a reindeer

>>25712941
adult scootaloo apparently.

>>25712935
in my country we call that "miracle"

>>25712901

god damn it juice.

god damn it.

>>25712901
NEVER CHANGE.

Oh god, I'm considering watching "An hour of Rarity pretending to be a ghost" all the way through again. For a second time. What's happening to me?

>>25712901
shit, with artists like you around, i can't compete
fuck me ever becoming an artist

>mfw COME OUT

>>25712923
I doubt your best friend is 25 years older than you and constantly looks exhausted due to working 16 hour days every day of the week. Like AJ in Applebuck season only not falling asleep every 5 minutes.

>>25712997
Please change, Juice.
For the love of God, please change.

>>25712807

>Diamond Tiara and Silver spoon don't tease you even though you're weird

Say what?

>>25712807
You say the only ones "at school" which leaves the rest of the town's child populace open. Also, Zecora. Sure, not aging would be odd, and any social interaction would therefore be difficult, but it would eventually draw the attention of Celestia or Luna, and I would be brought to Canterlot for some reason or another. Most likely study. There, I would remain, likely for eternity, as the immortal pageboy of the Princesses.

>>25712975
MoThErFuCkIn SwIrLyReCePtIcAlS

>>25712970

no more parties no more parties no more parties no more parties no more parties...

>>25712901
>>25713032
Don't listen, keep it up.

>>25712906

Is it? That's funny.

One sec, it must be the lock. I'll just unlock it and send it to your deviantart account. I don't fancy the idea of posting the unlocked version in the thread. Don't want to get off topic.

It'll be there in two shakes!

>>25713020

>25 years older than you

I'm not the guy you quoted, and I don't know how old you are, but that would make her 52 in my case and I would still fuck her.

...I like older chicks.

>>25713032
okay I'm fart juice now

>>25712642
my face when I read that in Celestia's voice

weirdestboner.jpg

>>25713003

>Ghost Rarity

I totally want to see all the ponies in Halloween costumes now.

Formally requesting pictures of the 6 mane cast and crusaders in varying traditional halloween costumes.

Except for Pinkie Pie who must be Jason Vorhees.

>>25713065
He draws by filling his colon with ink and farting at pages.

>>25713032
Okay, Juice, you can change a little. Keep drawing until your art becomes super pro in addition to being hilarious.

>>25713055
ok I'm counting

>>25712970
Oh gad that's so fitting.
Needs lilium being sung by pinkie and I can die.

>>25713005
please to doing art

Anyone else get the vibe that all the other Ponies at the Gala are thinking, "They invited Ponyville ponies again this year...shit..."

>>25713065
I meant change for the better.

>>25713073
Scoots would be that kid in the big pumpkin costume. Seaty belt would be a witch. That's all I got.

>>25713066

Plaaay?

>>25712901
now draw Pinkie Pie covering Applejack's tiny body in slobber while Rarity uses her hair to tentacle rape Fluttershy and jack off her new penis while upside-down Rainbow Dash gives Twilight's floppy horn a wingjob

>>25713089

>that imagery

>>25713127
>oh god this is gonna be sad and cute--WHAT THE FUCK?!

Every episode I'm more and more convinced Fluttershy is alternate universe me.

Last episode was song-tastic, can't wait for the remixes ^_^

I didn't really like this episode too much. I'm just not on the group's side. Each one of them deserved their horrible time. Except for Rarity (no favoritism here).

>Applejack is trying to sell food at a catered event.
Really?
>Pinkie Pie being hyperactive
It's a formal event. It's not a rave.
>RainbowDash being jealous.
They are celebrities after all
>Twilight being unable to talk to Celestia
She's the host, she can't spend all her time on you
>Fluttershy not being able to charm animals
hypocrite?

>>25713064
I'm 20. She's a really cool boss and she's friendly to all of her employees but ever since watching Applebuck Season I cannot stop making the comparison.

>>25713073
Already got the CMC covered.

Although I'd love to see this colored.

>>25713066
we all did...and that's creepy

>>25713127
Man I don't even.

>>25713127
That's incredibly wrong for a huge variety of reasons.

>I invited all of you in the hopes you would liven up the Gala

>But I only sent you tickets once you asked for them.

Oh Trollestia.

>>25713066
OH GOD CELESTIA I DID NOT MEAN TO ANGER YOU I AM ONLY A MORTAL DO NOT PUT ME IN THE DUNGEON!

>>25713066
Why ever would you do that my little pony?

>>25713163

My aren't you handy. If that Genderless Space Horror shows up I'll bother him to color it in.

>>25713128

See usually this would be horrifying, but I'm imagining it AppleJuice style, and I cannot stop laughi

>>25713127

I take it back I'm not laughing anymore.

>>25713020
to be honest I've always wanted to have a fling with an older woman provided she was classy and in good shape

then again I've been spoiled by good-looking MILF porn stars

>>25713113
>penis penis penis penis penis penis penis

>>25713188
Even more wrong if you know the source material. That shit was just... not right.

We still need FRIENDSHIP SENTAI PONYANGER

>>25713150

Do you have a version of that minus the text?

>>25713127
>pony with toes

wat

>>25713154

To be fair to Dash, she DID save their lives back in Sonic Rainboom. The least they could have done is remembered her name.

>>25713228

>>25713198
She knew the Gala would suck, so she sent Twilight and Spike a ticket each. Finding out the others wanted to go was just an unexpected opportunity. Keep in mind Celestia wouldn't expect them to want to come because she thinks the Gala is boring shit, but they don't know that.

>>25713227

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u7XysaEVBs

The Best Night Ever song. So catchy, this motherfucker...

>>25713128

>hornjob
>wingjob
>that whole request

42/10 would laugh again

Psychoshy, Insane Pinkie, and Rapidash Twilight should team up and take over the world.

>>25713163
mfw I saw the human centipede

>>25713127

how 'bout no

>>25713236
She's a human/dog abomination (and not of the furfag variety) that's been ponified.

>>25713128

>>25713250
Then why was Derpy there?

>>25713261
It's because it's a ripoff of a Broadway song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAxXmHxAgyU

>>25713274

And only Trollestia, SAD Luna, and nervous breakdown Dash can stop them!

Oh, wait. We're fucked.

>>25713255
oh god my childhood

>>25712906
>>25713055

Fic? Detective? Locked? I've been hearing about this for a while. Do I detect a scoop? Wha'cha hidin there Squeaky?

>>25713281
It's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Right next to precious and Blazing Saddles

>>25713227

>>25713261
Waiting on Eurobrony's remix!

>>25713291

OH GOD THAT FACE.

>>25712745
>the idea of porn involving tiny shrunken AJ
>whyboner.jpg

>>25712807
loophole

No PONY would be willing to talk to me.

Be a Pegasus, and join a student-exchange program to the Griffon Kingdom. Build up friendships over time, be young forever in kickass land of Griffons, GOOD END.

>>25713284
>mfw clop-transmuting

>>25713281

I heard it was like Splice which I saw and DID NOT WANT so I skipped out on 'human centipede'

>>25713294
Well, dammit. Now I like it even MORE.

>>25713336

You are now a microphile.

Welcome to my wonderful world of self-loathing perversion.

If we ever make a pony full length fan game, I want this music to be some where in it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFawKMiS_uo&feature=related

>>25713107

There! I sent it. It should be in your inbox.

>>25713307
it's a secret!

also I'm out now...see ya later guys!

>>25713357
Well, you could say that's a small world, after all.

>>25713379
Later maxie

>MFW Applejack actually mentions that ponies are usually naked.

>>25713389
No, you can't say that. No one can say that. That is a terrible thing to say.

>>25713379
See ya bro

>>25713389

God damn it Sparkles.

>>25713395
and spike wants to watch.

>>25713378
thanks!

>>25713345
You'd be outcast for not having any claws or a beak.

>>25713322
>Rainbow Dash
>Blue Ranger

lol I get it.

>>25713379
Good night.

>>25713307

A secret fic Squeak wrote for tripfags. A murder detective thing. I hear Ragingsemi get's murdered or some shit like that. They try to keep it out of the generals, and I like it that way. Don't pry.

>>25713255
>>25713322
My Little Ponies!
*OWUOAHWOHWOH*
My Little Ponies!
*OWUOAHWOHWOH*
My Little Ponies! You Mighty Friendship Is Magic Girl Ponies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgQhyquS9Ms

>>25713423

Oh shit I just got that.

>>25713422

Haha stupid uhm.

What would be a goofy sounding derogatory term for a griffon?

>>25713357
i was never into microphilia at all, couldnt really stand it <_< plus i'm into foot stuff and there's a big overlap with giantess stuff and people getting trampled by their feet

then again, ironically art geared towards foot fetishists tend to be the least appealing to me because it seems like whenever someone tries to focus on the feet in porn instead of just drawing it pretty looking they draw it overly detailed and wrinkly and I'm just like DO NOT FUCKING WANT

>>25713395
>MFW they mention that

>>25713445
Sounding awfully chinese knockoff there, bro.

>>25713463
Peter

Who would like to see Flutter rage again in the 2nd season?

>>25713402
>>25713414
Well, even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes, or so my chemistry teacher used to say.
I knew I'd get a decent pun eventually.

>>25713445
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH3epwRTN2M

>>25713463
There's birdbrain if you want to go for the low hanging fruit, I guess.

>>25713463
platypus

cos she's an egg laying mammal

yeah I got nothing

>>25713456
NO
IT DOESN'T FIT FOR GILDA

SABAN WAS A RETARD WHO THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT A KIRIN IS, SO HE CALLED IT A GRIFFON WHEN IT WASN'T.

IT'S WRONG AND DOESN'T WORK.

however Dash is fine as Blue because it was actually a Pegasus in the original

>>25713463

peckerface

>>25713467

Mmm, oh well.

Let's change the subject before someone starts getting ideas on how to bother me.

>>25713485
Puns huh?
I hear they can really heat up a conversation

>>25713477

>>25713463
Lion Fucker
or
Eagle Fucker

Depending on who's saying the insult. Let me consult my AD&D books!

>>25713439

But that's my job, and that sounds like one heck of'a scoop. Care to comment?

wait so this show is over? or just the season?

>>25713481
This gives me an idea...

Juice, I'm requesting Fluttershy, straight-haired Pinkie, and Rapidash Twilight screaming at each other.

>LOVE ME
>PARTY
>EVERYONE STOP SHOUTING GOD DAMMIT

>>25713491
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kz37lV_g0Y

If Applejack wears hear ties and Rarity wears false eyelashes, which is the nakedest pony?

>>25713128
for reals, though.

i need to use bigger paper

>>25713538

Just the season.

>>25713463
Cloaca Breath

>>25713500
Lessee...
Featherbrain
Birdbrain
Twinkle Talons (like twinkle toes, but with claws!)
Dullbeak
Pigeon head
Gilda.

>>25713521
Aren't puns supposed to be attempting humor?

>>25713538
Depends.
What country do you live in?

>>25713481

I don't think my body could take it.

>>25713481
I love when the ponies get angry.
More rage from everypony please.

My favourite moment in this episode was Rarity with the glass slipper...

in fact I pretty much loved Rarity throughout this entire episode, she didnt take center stage, but showed that she doesnt need to to be so damn entertaining

I was kinda bummed that Twilight's parents didnt turn up at all

>>25713530
She's covered wars, you know

>>25713378
Squeak, can you send link to my DA?

Ok guys
Raise hands if you remember this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-6EdqCaLEU

The good old days...

>>25713553

wat

>>25713500

That works. I think buzzard would be fine

>>25713477

Remember that time I got sucked into that cartoon show with during Cinco de Mayo and Nick Nolte was there?

>>25713555
Original requester here, fuck YEAH
Rarity's fucked up triforce cutie mark made me lawl

Also this is like the 4th triples get I've seen in this thread recently wtf

>>25713586
*raises hand*
EVERY FUCKING TIME. It was like the rick roll of pony threads.

You have to choose between Fluttershy and Rarity to sing, "Why Don't You Do Right" like Jessica Rabbit did

Who do you choose?

Should I color?

>>25713582
Why pogo?

>>25713521
While not much for holding heated conversations, they're great ways to break the ice.

>>25713586

Copied the address, pasted it, and was just about to hit Enter when I recognized the video ID.

Try again asshole.

Rage Fluttershy = wierdestbonnerever.png

>>25713428

FTFY

>>25713586

>>25713582

Sure thing.

How's the coloring going on that Storybook page by the way?

F-F-Fluttershy...

Please...put the poor squirrel down... D:

>>25713619
FUCK YES. DO IT

>>25713601
Feather duster

>>25713618

Fluttershy.

Oh God that would be amazing.

>>25713586
Buh

>>25713626
>>25713586
learn 2 4chanPlus

>>25713615
Even now when before clicking on a youtube link I look for LEU

>>25713618

that depends. is Fluttershy going to be shy about it the entire time, or is she gonna get into it?

So I drew this on the bus today. And I was going to clean it up and make it into a full comic, but I am burnt out.

Here's the scraps of it. feel free.

>>25713622
would you prefer this?

>>25713624
Oh ha ha, making an ice pun.
I was in an accident. If I leave a frigid environment, I'll DIE.
Jackass.

>>25713618
I scribble over both those names and write in Rainbow Dash

y'know what, op.

i've said it during the great three week winter break, i'm saying it now. if every single pony fan leave these threads, trolls and haters will keep them going in perpetuity. it was true back then, it's even more true now that this part of fandom in the post-fe/b/ruary stage

>>25713675
Fluttershy definitely gets into it

But on the other hand, Rarity pulls out all the stops

>>25713682
I wonder if anyone else will know what this is from

>>25713690
You started it, frostfag

>>25713679
SALVATION

>>25713690
Hey man, chill out.

>>25713700

then Fluttershy, hands-down

>>25713698
wat

>>25713642
pardon?
i'm afraid i'm not coloring anything, though i am thinking about boning up my drawing skills
thanks for the link

>>25713679
Ok, one of us needs to actually buy one of these goddamn gyrobowls and test it. I need to know if it works.

I mean REALLY works, like, "My two year old thinks trying to make it spill on the carpet is a facinating game" works.

>>25713542

>>25713274

I bow before our evil overlords.

>>25713702
Is it from Jim Henson's Storyteller, the one with the Heartless Giant?

>>25713690
And don't boil over at just that little pun. It's not like I'm intentionally picking at you. That's just icing on the cake.

Oh god... the new episode
It's over 12 hours later since it aired and I still haven't got a clue what I should draw.
So...
taking requests related to the latest episode!

>MFW Rarity crushed the glass slipper.

>>25713702
Yes, people know who Stephen King is.

>>25713690
>>25713624
>>25713521
>>25713730
>>25713763

>>25713682

Oops, ignore the previous questions, for some reason I thought you were Pacce. Curse it being two AM.

Could you link me to your DA? I can't seem to find it on my list.

>>25713763
Nope. It's from Hammerman, MC hammer's cartoon that lasted a whole 6 episodes from the early 90s. It's fucking horrific.

>>25713763
Yeah man, you should take our advice. Don't just give us the cold shoulder.

>>25713618
Fluttershy

And on a side note, Twilight Sparkle couldn't be sexy to save her life

>>25713748
You can easily MAKE it spill by holding the bowl while turning it over.

The point is that it probably won't spill if you hold onto any of the handles.

>>25713682

I would. Pennywise is just Tim Curry being awesome and hilarious. Pogo...he's real. He's dead, but still disturbing on so many levels.

>>25713765

Draw Soarin the wonderbolt in Pie heaven

>>25713682

>Hey, filly, you want a balloon?
>DO I EVER! I MEAN WHEN DO I NOT WANT A BALLOON? BALLOONS ARE SO GREAT! I JUST LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM! ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE'S A LOT OF THEM AT A PARTY! WELL, I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT PARTIES REALLY! IN FACT
>On second thought maybe I'll just go back to Derry

>>25713765
Draw Prince Blueblood being stripped of his title, land, and wealth. And then being forced to learn Humility.

>>25713765
rarity's broken glass slipper going into her bum

>>25713811

...And then Rarity woke up.

>>25713765

Rainbow Dash flying off with the wonderbolts though the giant doughnut on the roof of the doughnut shop at the end of the episode.

>>25713828
Rarity wouldn't want him if he was humble AND poor.

Oh god gys what the flying fuck.
Twist dissapeared from the bottom of my screen, and moved to the middle, and then my computer blue screened, and made me do a checkdisk.
All chackdisk did was recover 'Twist Chillin.jpg', which is what i saved that as.

>>25713757
Fuck, I'll take it.

>>25713748
supposedly juice doesn't hold in it, but I don't really think that's it's intended purpose. Liquid is always bound to splash out

There's a video of a kid supposedly "figuring out a way to make it spill", but all he does is hold it open while he flips is, which is pretty obviously cheating

>>25713799
Oh. Oh damn. I remember that. Didn't he have super powers that came from his shoes? I remember seeing one episode of that way back when.

>>25713765
Rarity realizing she is naked most of the time

>>25713819
>rarity steps in questionable material.jpg

>>25712807

The moment you said Twist I was in.

>>25713765

The hors d'euvres table.

Filled with nothing but Gyrobowls.

>>25713846
You are fucked.

>>25713765
>>25713808
Draw Soarin eating through a bunch of baked goods in one panel, and then a muffin falls off, he goes to reach for it, but his hoof meets with Derpy's who blushes

>>25713808
It's Soren, Søren if you want to be absolutely correct

>>25713846

I told you, you can't escape. She's just having fun with you before she finally pulls you through to the other side.

Maybe you should try and predict what you'll look like, and make up a name for yourself and everything. You'll live on as one of our favorite background characters, like Lyra and Bon-Bon.

You'll also eventually go insane.

>>25713846
Twist confirmed for worst pony

>>25713867
>Gyrobowls
I-IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

>>25713846
Anyone have a zalgotwist? I want it now.

>>25713795
check DA

>>25713883
Derpy X Soren OTP

>>25713575
Bet your sweet bippie I did. The Dragon wars of the Everfree. No one made it out of that battle alive except for a lone reporter, whispering.

What a scoop...

>>25713642
So I can handle getting this measly fic out of you. Is it really that bad? Come on, post it. Let us be the judge.

>>25713855
it's true, i don't. i'm far too big

>>25713852
I like rusty balloons...

>>25713884
>>25713883
i told this story in a thread earlier, but my bro has used 'Soran' as his internet handle for years. when I got him into mlp, he designed a lighting bolt cutie mark, and he's imagined himself as a blue pegasus, before the wonderbolts were shown in detail..
hrm....

>>25713858
Everybody should watch the intro, it's so horribly bad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WYh8uz3pQ

>>25713923
inb4 "that's not what she said."

>>25713808
>>25713811
>>25713867
yeahh

I am doing it
We are making this happen

>>25713883

>Soarin
>Muffins

It's been established that Soarin eats apple pie

Therefore the only logical ship for him is Applejack or Pinkie Pie

or both at once

/r/ pic of Scots having a gyrbowl shvoed up her but

>>25713694
This

>>25713801
Is that a challenge?

>>25713948
I warned you about Gyrobowls man!

>>25713940

>and he's imagined himself as a blue pegasus

>>25713943

>>25713985
Well, not "I WANT TO BE A PONY", but like "hey, if you were a pony...." That isnt the point

>>25713966
Am I the only one who sees a similarity between Rarity's cat and Angelica's cat from Rugrats?

>>25713943
Hammer!
Hammer man!
Hammer!

>song is stuck in my head now
Celestia damn it!

It's time for jesus to go to sleep. You guys made my shitty night awesome, I just wanted to let you know. See you all tomorrow.

And after the party:

>>25713963
>Scots

Does a pony fit into a gyrobowl?

>>25713914

I read it, back before he closed it off to everyone who wasn't in the story. It's not that bad, it's actually very good. But I can damn well understand why he doesn't go around posting it everywhere. It's not for everyone, just leave it at that and post some ponies.

>>25714019

If I was a pony it would look ordinary and boring.

But not if I made one that looked awesome. Is there a place I can go to get a template and make a completely interesting pony to look at? Much appreciated.

I have a question. Why don't we have a map of Ponyville? I'm writing out a fic right now and the current scene has Twilight traveling through the town...but I just realized that I don't even have a clear view of where everything is in Ponyville.

Care to help me sort things out?

>>25714074
There is a map of places currently shown in Equestria. Not sure where it is, though.

>>25713943
>mfw I decided to rewatch that video and a comment I don't even remember posting is the top-rated

>>25714074

There's like two maps already

>>25714047
Someones going to need to clean that cake off of Rarity...This looks like a job for Fancy Applejack

What have we done?!

>>25714074
No one does. It's kind of up to interpretation.

There's a map with an idea for the layout of Equestria, but not the actual town of Ponyville.

>>25714019

If I was a pony I would be the most boring pony ever.

>>25714074

There was a map in show stoppers, but it doesnt really matter. Theres new shops and stuff all the time. Like Breezys Fan Emporium Extravaganza or Solwicks Superior Sofas and Quills

>>25714019
I don't even need to imagine...

>>25713963
okay, i'm out for the night. night

Fluttershy's face will probably cary these threads all the way to season 2

>>25714063

He's unlocked it since now. If you want to read it, the link is in the bottom of the last general. Stop talking about it here, and go do whatever you want.

>>25714108
>>25714103
>>25714096
>>25714116

That makes sense I suppose. Guess I'll just have to come up with my own map.

So guys, why did Soren say that he was as hungry as a horse? Are horses considered different than ponies in this universe? (Hence why Twilight referred to the mice she transformed as horses)? Or is he literally so dumb that he said the equivalent of "I'm as hungry as a human"

I need the comic where Applebloom talks to the old poop scooping pony with no cutie mark!

>>25714074

Did Twilight mention where she and her parents lived when she was a filly, in the flashback episode?

>>25714120
JUST AS LAUREN-PLANNED

>>25714187

No. But it's very likely that it's Canterlot

>>25714153
He...had a few too many crashes...
The team doesn't have the heart to let him go so he entertains fillies with his limited list of tricks.
(It's ok, he thinks hes doing awesome solos.)

>>25714153

reminds me of that scene in The Cutie Mark Chronicles when Applejack says "I'm so hungry, I could eat a..."

Part of me wanted her to finish that sentence with horse so bad. It would have been hilarious.

>>25714105
>picturing human fancy!AJ licking cake and frosting off human Rarity
>instant boner

>>25714195
Fuckin' Faust...

>"I'm so hungry, I could eat a... Rainbow Dash."

>>25714120
No.

The Gyro Bowl will.

>>25714153
Filly Applejack was about to say "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" in her flashback, and Twilight says "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth" ... a gift horse is literally a horse given as a gift, meaning that not only are horses considered a different species, but they're sold as slaves and sometimes used as food

>>25714150
>>25714150
>>25714150

>>25714239
I don't have to be hungry to do that.

>>25714239
Cannibalism isn't cool, anon.

>>25714247
WILL THE GYROBOWL LOVE ME?!

>>25714153
its not like this is the first time a character has used some horse-related saying in a way that doesn't make sense in a world where horses are the dominant lifeform.

>>25714257
Fluttershy's cottage isn't near the Everfree Forest though.

>>25714229
speaking of her, Is she even doing anything other than making ponies? Besides being the wife of a great cartoonist, ponies is all I know about her.

>>25714187
No, but in the Best Night Ever Spike refers to Canterlot as his and Twilight's hometown.

>>25714256

>and sometimes used as food

you're joking right?

he's joking right?

>>25714195
I just realized that the only pic I've seen of Lauren is that one Comic Con photo. She looks WAY more flattering in this.
Hot redheads give me impure thoughts

>>25714297
>Someone hasn't been en Europe.

>>25714297
You didn't honestly think that glue didn't come from somewhere?
And horse meat makes excellent dog food.

Is this old pony in any other episode?

>>25714321

I know horses are prepared as meals outside of the US, what I'm saying is that "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" is just a figure of speech.

It doesn't mean Equestrians actually have dishes that involve horse meat.

What I learned from this season:

- Fluttershy is yandere: never get her angry.
- Rainbow Dash will kick you in the face if you get her angry.
- Rarity: get her angry and she will go all chaotic drama on you.
- Applejack: never seen her raging but will probably go applebuck on your balls.
- Twilight: Will go all avatar state on you, turn you into a plant and ship you with a cactus.

>>25714343

He was referring to the show, not real life, and in the show it was only used as a figure of speech.

>>25714293
She has a pet project called Galaxy Girls that she wants to see animated. It's a magical girl concept sort of like PPG. Looks neat actually, I'd watch it.

>>25714359

Yeah... I forget where though

He was just in the background before

new thread?

>>25714414
But there was glue of unspecific origin. It's not like they use pig's hooves and such, right?

>>25714373

>turn you into a plant and ship you with a cactus

I have the whyest whyboner ever.

>>25714415
I'm not a fan of most of the character designs on it to be honest
Still wish her luck though

New thread?

>>25714443

More likely than horse. That'd be like us eating a chimpanzee.

Pinkie showing a abnormaly pleased/giggling Celestia how to launch 4-layer cakes off a balcony at the unsuspecting crowd.

I can make a new thread, hold on.

>>25714314
I had to tell his hot redhead friend of mine that I can't hang out with her anymore because I'm moving in the next months

felt bad man

>>25714443

>realize that they have pigs on Applejack's farm
>realize that's probably true that they use pig hooves for glue

I mean what else would they use them for? Certainly not bacon...or maybe they do...are pigs really used for anything else?

>mfw i have no face

I love how when the horsemice ran off Rarity went up to a bunch of guys who happened to be hanging around. Those guys were just waiting for something to do.

>>25714523
Pork rinds, mostly. Nothing constructive.

>>25714543
>>25714543
>>25714543
New thread.

>>25714523

"Feed 'em to the pigs Caramel"

"Right away guv"

>>25714523
Pinkies song confirmed Ponies as vegetarians

>>25714530
Stallions have a lot of time to kill when it isn't breeding season.

>>25714443
I'm pretty there exists other ways to make adhesives. Aren't mollusks sealed together with a sort of glue?

>>25714523
To find truffles.

>>25714587
Pork rinds aren't meat. They're cooked bits of skin, like sun burn peelings.

>>25714565

Everyone knows bacon doesn't count.

Besides, we established in a previous thread that there are Jew ponies. How would we identify them, if not by their refusal to eat pork?

>>25714627

By their respecting of the Sabbath?

>>25714627
Their huge snouts.

>>25713618
You know the only real performing pony is Pinkie

>>25714558

Oh dear. Caramel is a thug?

But he has such soft hands for a thug!