>Ms posts a pic with twilight with a dick
why do I find this so attractive? I don't think I'm gay?

>>25654215
DAT FLANK.

>firms efentem
SURE DOES.

>>25654215

Oh man, plot general?

>>25654259
Some people argue that liking futa isn't gay.

Red pony thread. Post all ponies from the low-frequency portion of the visible color spectrum. No OCs.

>>25654281
Why bother defining what you enjoy?

>>25654259
Maybe you all are homosexuals too!

>>25654259

Just blame it on the bedroom eyes.

And that you like dicks.

>>25654265
/r/ more rarity

>>25654259
someone link me to this picture she's talking about?

>>25654259
I'm spoiled by /d/. It's not nearly big enough for my purposes.

yo bronies, has anyone done a danny phantom cast as ponies yet? I apparently enranged one idividual briefly in the last topic, but I don't really care for his tone since he told me to die, and thats just not nice, death is inevitable anyays so why rush to it, though it would let me be able to fashion up a personal realm where all my dream become psuedo-reality, and then perhaps I could find a way to wire back to the mortal world and share it in the form of a free mmo that rebuilds itself based on the collective whims, at least until it gets taken over by... nevermind that rambling, I got off trck there for a moment, but seriously

MLP: DP, please, anyone?

>>25654259
>Dat smug self confident smile
>Dose bedroom eyes
Fuuuuuuck

>>25654343

I'm okay with this.

>>25654372
>MLP: DP
I've seen plenty of MLP : DP

I'd rather I didn't though.

>>25654259
>see story

I can't stop laughing. The first part of the story was drawn, and written, much more sexy. I hope this is just comedy.

Hasbro, why can't you make toys like these?

>>25654354
this is for you
>>25654322
If my wife grew a dick(or bought a strapon) i'd let her fuck me with it, hell whatever my wife is into i'll let her do.

i just finished look before you sleep

help i am unable to stop smiling

>>25654404
what is the store-ee of which you speak?

>>25654388
Of course, in this case DP doesn't mean Danny Phantom. Though I'm certain most of us came to that conclusion already.

>>25654421
HAAAAAAASBROOOOOOOOO

>>25654293
More red.

>>25654404
You talking about the storybook he is doing? Because they are two different stories. The storybook he is doing because he feels like it is from Luna's Magic Wand and this commission was from Twilight's Big Surprise.

>>25654339
We better damn well get some Teddy in season 2.

>>25654422
>If my wife grew a dick(or bought a strapon) i'd let her fuck me with it
HA HA HA HA that is one of the funniest things I've ever read

>>25654372
>danny phantom

GODDAMMIT
I just watched Ep25 for the first time on 1080p
BEST
EPISODE
SO
FAR
But sadly i wont be able to sleep tonight, now i REALLY can say this show is actuallly not for little girls.
Scary, but not obscure, like that.

>>25654259

Link?

I shall regret nothing

>>25654383
>>25654265
Remember how Rarity is the biggest whore in Ponyville?

>>25654422
thank you very kindly bravespark. It looks fantastic.

>>25654493

I didn't realize looking good made you a whore.
I think you might just be a little jelly.

>>25654422
Pegging never made sense to me. A woman has no idea how to work a penis. She'll just end up hurting you with a strap-on

>>25654471
..., ok, seriously what's wrong with it? I think its a pretty decent show that got cut down too soon.

I'm rather glad it got a grand finale though, far too many don't get even that.

>>25654478
MS made a mistake so it looks like they got deleted for a minute

>>25654453
Gotcha, would explain the differences.

Remind me not to get commissions from MS, or at least don't tie MS down with a bad source

you have been turned into the last pony you posted, who are you

pic related

>>25654522
I receive one pony orgasm?
not sure how I feel about this.
oh well, you're very welcome

>>25654533
Rarity is the worst character. And a whore.

>>25654473
First time I saw Party of One? Didn't like. Second time? NEW FAVORITE.

>>25654422

that's real love right there BraveSpark. May you find yourself a good woman!

>>25654538
You need a girlfriend who is willing to listen to you and follow your suggestions. But when it works holy shit does it ever work.

>>25654552
I posted:
>>25654448
I'm perfectly happy with that outcome.

>>25654552

>last pony posted

Guess that makes me Rarity.

>>25654559
I watched that episode today. For a show for little girls, that episode went to some weird, dark places.

>>25654552
Uhh, does this count?

If you don't know this chart, you know shit about ponies.

>>25654559
DUDE
I need your help right now... its the 5th time i watch this episode, someone come and close the window for me!!

>>25654552
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT WHYYYYYY

>>25654598
and fuck you captcha. Fuck you.

>>25654552
My last post was lyra from this morning, when I thought Darth Lyra was BraveSpark's sister. So does that mean I'm a girl now?

Also, up for art requests. Anyone want something hastily drawn?

>>25654598

I know, that chart is just critical for any appreciation of MLP

Finished coloring

>>25654552

...fluttershy...

whats with all this OOH NO PARTY OF ONE WAS TOO DARK AND GRIM FOR LITTLE GIRLS shit

>>25654634
Seconded.

>>25654552
well shit

>>25654552
I'm ok with this

>>25654558

Fluttershy is slut

Look

>>25654552
hmm, that would be... this, but I have no idea why I posted it anymore, maybe it had to do with weird mashups or the insanity that is pinkie pie

>>25654622
hey there,sexy pony!

>>25654654
Well there IS a point at which Pinkie Pie's breakdown stops being funny.

>>25654654

What? Who's saying that? It just showed someone snapping, there's been MUCH worse in girl shows.

>>25654606

>>25654552
I am very okay with this
>>25654422

>>25654654
Ask the oversensitive weirdos, and while you're at it, get me a gif of AJ kicking a tree.

There's a damn musical episode?

Not sure if want

>>25654552
fuck yeah! I'm scootaloo

>>25654353
>Pony IRC! http://webchat.freenode.net/ Room: #Ponyville

Why this one and not the /co/ one that's been there since november?

>>25654552
Goddammit


Also i forgot i can use my avatar anymore on pony threads... D:

>>25654635

Oh wow, thanks.

>>25654668

Oh hey, I dont have any Flutterjack, this is great!

>>25654552
Last pony I posted: >>25654233
I'm perfectly okay with this.

>>25654685
Which is when she made this face.

But then she gave us Madam Le Floure and Rocky, and it was funny again. Disconcerting, but funny.

>>25654654
Imagine a person acting like that an not a cartoon pony, It'd be scary as fuck.

So what's this Swayback Mountain story I'm hearing about featuring Applejack x Rarity? People in the last thread said it helped that ship sail pretty far.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFfFFqX-qi4&feature=feedu

>>25654703
Because I don't know the room for that one, and someone asked to put that one there. What's the /co/ one? I don't remember.

>>25654668
No, YOU look...

>>25654627
bahahaha oh wow no
she doesn't come on here and if she did i'd probably say something.

>>25654695

>>25654762
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/01/story-swayback-mountain.html
Bam

>>25654699
Until you run out if pictures. HA HA HA!

>>25654668
Don't you EVER say anything bad about Fluttershy! She's not a whore, like Rarity!

>>25654768
#mylittlepony on IRChighway

>>25654552
does this count?

>>25654685
>>25654758

I know, little girls can't even comprehend these strange emotions because they are porcelain dolls.

>>25654748
Uh, no, that was the point when I stopped thinking, "ha ha, Pinkie Pie is crazy" and started thinking "Oh Christ, Pinkie Pie is CRAZY."

The background music really doesn't help. It's twisted and depraved.

>>25654771

dude...I think you just broke my heart...that's just sad and fucked up and...dude...damn...I need a drink...

MS just posted the fixed Twilight for anyone who cares
http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/130457076876-twilight_fix_white.png

>>25654828
I loved it. Even when bonkers, Pinkie's character was showing through.

I enjoyed the character development she got in that episode. We got to see what would finally break her spirit and how'd she cope with a massive psychological blow.

I also laughed, a lot, then wanted to hug her. But I generally always want to hug ponies.

Of she had actually shed a tear, like Twilight did in Winter Wrap Up, I'd have not survived.

>people hating on FlutterMac in the previous thread

Aw, come on. It's adorable. Two shy, quiet characters just having adorable, leisurely walks through moonlit gardens. Hell, Fluttershy could even be the more aggressive one in the relationship.

I've seen three different Warden/Pinkie Pie drawings...

what's up with hat?

i dunno about this but girls i knew were always cool with watching ren and stimpy

and then they get into things like secretary and mommy dearest

should i be worried about my girl friends

>>25654552
I posted >>25654526 I'm both?

>>25654771
NO U

>>25654805

You best watch what you say about mai pony waifu.

>>25654892
Mac ain't shy. He's just quiet. But he's got a cool head and is loyal to friends. Fluttershy finds a lot of comfort in his quiet strength.

>>25654805
Fuck you, Flutterslut. It's because of your asshatery that the ship never leaves port.

>>25654888
I'm not saying it wasn't great, or that little girls can't watch it. But it raises some not-terribly-funny questions about Pinkie Pie's... state of mind, I suppose is a gentle way of putting it.

>>25654877

lol. her face

>"Is your body ready?"

...um...

>>25654830
Seconding. Someone post cute Fluttershy.

>>25654960

>>25654948

"No Big Mac! Not like this! Not like this!"

>>25654892

>>25654877
It's an amazing pic minus the wang. Ladies with wangs don't tickle my fancy. But that's just me.

>>25654888
THIS
If Pinkie Pie had a single tear at 22:00 of the epsisode i would have not survived either, close one.

Also goddammit watching for a sixth time!!!

>>25654939
Which part? The abandonment issue or when she actually snapped and invented fake friends?

>>25654914
You are a scholar and an artist. Thank you.

>>25654821
Okay, added then.

>>25654990
The part where she starts acting like a paranoid schizophrenic.

I mean, shit, I talk to myself plenty enough, but not like that.

>>25654960
K, spoiled because it's too cute.

>>25654935
The what who? And stop posting that whore.

>>25654877
>MFW
Well thats not so......HOLY FUCK LOOK ATH THE SIZE OF THAT DICK!!!!!!
>Closes window

>>25654892

>Aw, come on. It's adorable.

No, this ship is crap. Keep that scumbag away from Fluttershy. That's what Mac/Dash is for. Shitty ponies belong with other shitty ponies.

>>25654988
Only "complaint" about that episode is that they steered away from the seriously heart wrenching situation before it could really have full impact to deliver a few more jokes.

>>25655028

obligatory

>>25655018
>dat bicep

>>25654892
Eh, I personally ship Mac and Rarity.
I think it'd be funny for Applejack's brother to hook up with her nemesis is all.

>>25655018
Ugh

You're right that it should be spoilered

But not because of your reason

>>25654914
I see some stick figures...is one tied up like a horse?

>>25655042
All the more reason for FlutterMac.

Hey /co/? My pony folder is pretty lacking (I don't frequent these threads) and I've love some more Derpy pictures. If anyone cares to post some or point me to somewhere that has a bunch of them for me to look through that'd be awesome.

>>25654877

>>25655058

>>25655066
I've been thinking about writing some of that, actually. I like the pairing too. It's got a cute Beauty-and-the-Beast vibe.

>>25655018
My god look at those arms...she could kick my ass

>>25654877
I can't fap to this.

But I can admire it.

>>25654982
>asks for cute Fluttershy
>gets cutest fluttershy

>>25655046
Kinda, but again the show wouldve ended a bit way too obscure if that happened

Also Madam Le Flour is now the best character of the show.

>>25655109
Oh, you just know she's a big pushover.

>>25655121
I know I can't top that, but I've got this.

>>25655109
That is my fetish

Why did people say MS couldn't draw dicks? Looks pretty ok to me.

>>25655076
You did not just call fluttershy a "shitty pony."

>>25655083

Did you say Derpy? I fucking love Derpy!

commencing dump!

ok, I give up on dany phantom ponies, ya buncha haters, how about Final Fantasy 4 ponies then, is that more acceptable to you, my fellow bronies, the archfiends and the heroes, golbez too I suppose

>>25655016
She didn't really show signs of paranoia or schizophrenia. Her friends really were lying to her and avoiding her parties. She just made a hasty conclusion about their intentions. And the inventing friends could be construed as a kind of MPD disorder (though, I don't think so, since these personalities were projected and not internalized). I think it's more a product of psychological trauma mixed with an overactive imagination. She began to use her imagination to envelop herself in an escapist fantasy where she had a new set of caring friend.

Though, I should do more research on the disorders where you hear voices. She may be seen as falling into a disorder like that, and I think some forms of schizophrenia do have auditory hallucinations, but I'm not sure they'd be triggered the way Pinkie triggered her invented friends.

>>25655063
>>25655109
>>25655157
This is the closest thing I have in the way of strong non-anthro ponies.

>>25655168

Or perhaps...Final Fantasy 5?

>>25655144
>dat hair
>those spindly legs

HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

you've been linked in a /b/ thread..... multiple times
have fun

>>25655167

>>25655188
Does anyone have that picture of the ponies with different body shapes? I've always thought that was a really neat idea.

give me reactions to these ideas. my standard layout, of course.

Twilight: you're in detention, and she's a prefect

Fluttershy: you rush your sick dog over to her place

Applejack: housework in the buff (i'm going to do this, goddammit)

Luna: dream rape

pic related, it's my face when my anti-pony friends are revolted when i tell them that i write these stories.

>>25655168
A) I don't think there are any drawfriends around

B) It takes persistence to get a request done

One person asked for about 3 weeks straight to get a... strike witch (?) pony, and it was eventually done.

Persistence friend, persistence.

>>25655066
"Hey there, stallion. Another rough tumble with Applejack?

Your sister is a loving girl, but she is so stubborn sometimes. She doesn't understand that colts and mares sometimes just like different things.

Is there something you like, darling?"

>>25655188
She looks like she'd beat Big Mac in a hoof wrestle in this picture.

Like she is about to reenact the snoo snoo scenes from Futurama on snips and snails.

>>25655192
This little "war" between /b/, /co/, and ponychan is so cute. Maybe one day you guys can sit at the grown up table with the rest of us.

>>25655211

>>25655192
And we should care... why?

>>25655066

>Mac and Rarity

I don't really see that working. Actually, I don't see anything with Big Mac working, except maybe Snails x Big Mac. Mac deserves it up the ass from a young buck like Snails who can also help him out on the farm.

>>25655216
>Luna: dream rape
>rape

She can't rape the willing.

>>25654982
>this is fluttershy not giving a fuck

>>25654353
forgot this irc: http://03.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23mylittlepony&server=webchat.irchighway.net

>>25654259

You have a penis and experience pleasure from it. You're (plausibly) attracted to the female form. You're experiencing confusion from something bordering Chaos and Order - you find arousal from both.

tl;dr - just chillax, almost everyone likes it.

Pinkie Pie's flip out party was awesome. I was disturbing seeing such a happy character act like that, but I still felt bad for her.

>>25655192
/b/r0ny here, don't worry about it guys, it's just some trolls spamming us.

>>25655242
There's been a war? I could never tell.

>>25655244

>>25655167
I eagerly await, thank you!

>>25655267
>almost everyone likes it

No, actually, they don't. I prefer my women dick-free, thank you very much. That's why I go to /e/.

>>25655261
I got it.

>>25655236
That's the point. I like it.

>>25655295

>>25655309
Agreed. Except for /e/ never been there.

>>25655322

>>25655268
If her party had gone one any longer, it would have hedged into Ren & Stimpy territory. Is this really the best thing for a little girl's cartoon?

>>25655315

>>25655357
Actually, wasn't it based on an episode of Ren & Stimpy? I seem to recall someone mentioning that it was.

>>25655347

>>25655357
I was just watching Ren & Stimpy for comparasin

>>25655242
We should all just have violent hate sex, while fimchan watches.

>>25655190
>>25655219
hmm, 5 would be alright too, but so many jobs and stuff. and I guess I'll try more when people are on, thanks for th advice I should have had all along within myself but didn't for whatever reason

*prepares to be persistent!*

oh, what time are drawfriends active usually, or is it just luck of the draw?, I haven't been on /co/ in a little while.

>>25655357
given that ren and stimpy is perhaps the greatest of serial cartoons

yes

>>25655267
Something with a dick cannot be considered female. I only fap to females.

>>25654778
.gif

>>25655380

I love fimchan

>>25655387
But this is a show for little girls. Do we really need to scare them out of their training bras?

>>25655393
FiMchan loves many things.

Carnally.

>>25655392
You're a Bro, Spark.

>>25654914
>Stick Pony

Well that's new.

>>25655414

Hey, we turned out alright, didn't w--

.......

Hrm...

>>25655414
YES

LET THEM FEEL FEAR, SO THAT THEY MAY OVERCOME IT AND BE STRONG.

>>25655220
I have the weirdest boner now.


In any fic with this pairing though, I expect Mac to come in from the field all dirty, sweating, and emitting the weirdest funk, Rarity sees him, and is repulsed, but at the same time, strangely aroused. Also awkward moments with her trying to tailor suits to him, or her helping him to build a fence or something, with hilarity ensuing.

>>25655414

haha, oh wow.

Yes.

Check his journals to get the whole picture:

http://dltoon.deviantart.com/journal/40355134/

>>25655380
I'm there.

>>25655375

>>25654877
>http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/130457076876-twilight_fix_white.png

>MS
>FUTA

STEPPING INTO MY TERRITORY

SHIT NOW I MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE TO TRY NOW.

>>25655365
Is it really that bad?

>>25655414
If I had a daughter, I wouldn't let her watch Party of One.

>>25655456

I'm tired and cranky. It's time for that nap I take every night for a few hours and wake up in the morning. I forget what they call it.

>>25655471

Seriously?

>>25655456

>>25655215
HERE it is.

I've begun to creep the ideas from the artist into some of my descriptions. I can't be too drastic while remaining true to the show, but I like the idea of the ponies having different body styles.

>Who wants to go to dick city?

>>25655437
>I have the weirdest boner now.

C'mon, it can't be that easy. Is it really easier to just make clopfics that legit ones? Should I just sprinkle them in into my grand story?

>>25655435
>>25655442
>>25655436
We're boys. We go to war. We can handle this shit. They're girls. They go to prom. They don't need to see this.

>>25655491

No sleep, there are still pony to pony. I don't need to pony, just more pony.

>>25655366
those background splotches were straight from R&S man

>>25655497

this one always gets me

Okay, so I've reached a decision...

Despite my fervent belief that e-cards are gayer than a dick bomb dropped on a pride parade, I need a modified version of Pinkie's invitation song in e-card form.

>>25655508
But half the point of MLP is that Lauren Faust wants little girls to be able to go on adventures and see complex stories too. I think they SHOULD see Party of One, and then it's our duty to sit them down and gently explain mental illness to them.

>Twilight Futa
>Futa
>Twilight
ONE STEP CLOSER TO FAPPING TO PONIES

>>25655506

>>25655463
I just like her more as a forward and athletic country gal, reliable and not afraid to get her hooves a little messy. A huge 'jack makes her lose a bit of that country gal appeal.

To each their own, as always.

>>25655527

>>25655500
Higher res? These look awesome.

>>25655536
Haha

Oh man

I would totally use that too

And I hate those fucking things

>>25655544
Way ahead of you, already fapped to Herm Pinkie.

I just hate seeing my favorite artists turn into futa artist, but I'll live.

If Spike realizes that he can eat Ponies, which Pony would he eat first? Twilight?

>>25655547
Fucking yukkuris. They get into everything.

>>25655561
http://quidditativeinanity.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=scraps

He's got individual sketches for each pony, too, with some notes. Very interesting. A lot of the details are cool, like Twilight having a longer-than-normal horn.

>>25655495
Absolutely not. I would strive to raise an emotionally stable proper young lady.

>>25655521
Fun observation: When she does her little tweak while still mostly sane, the background flashes to the splotches.

After she goes off the deep end and the splotch background is the norm, her tweaks reveal the actual background.

>>25655502

God damn, that pose is just so silly.

>>25655461

So what episodes have you watched? Which is your favorite?

>>25655612
>Haven't seen this episode

This sounds like a fun episode

>>25655544
nice full house
I remember the first time I greased the cactus to ponies. it started as a regular fap but as I started cumming the theme song to ponies got lodged in my head>mfw
and I figured that counted so after that I was like "fuck it porn is porn".

>>25655599

>>25655500

I just can't get over how small RD looks there. She looks positively tiny! I don't like it.

>>25655600
I like the interpretation. Not sure how I feel about the noses, but the different body styles I enjoyed seeing.

>>25655614

That's why Fluttershy is best pony.

>>25655643

>>25655650
>Rainbow Dash as a pocket rocket

I am more than okay with this.

>>25655608
>Rarity's parents thought this
>The result?

>Lots of youthful partying, some regretful decesions, then she moved to ponyville to make dresses

Don't deny friendship and ponies and rainbows are all sorts of great goodies that everyone loves.

>>25655590

Why would he eat his true love?

>>25655663

Must get sleep. Good night.

>>25655662
You do tend to draw her a lot...

>>25655636
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeRRjoEU0sE

now

>>25655641
Embrace who you are.

By any criteria, you already have sinned. You might as well enjoy the ride to hell.

>>25655650
I always imagined Dash having a build like the soccer gals I know.

This may or may not be influenced by the fact she's been repeatedly shown to play with soccer balls skillfully

>>25655685

FlutterMac 4ever.

>>25655662

>That's why Fluttershy is best pony.

Hurry up and draw some damn Fluttershy x Rarity already! Help offset this Sluttershy stigma all over your waifu. That picture of the cum dumpster cutie mark didn't help much either, so you best make amendments for it with delicious Flarity. Don't make me tell you twice.

>>25655737
fluttershit

>>25655720
bu-(don't want to start a bible fight) nevermind

>>25655727

Double the Derpy!!!

>>25655622
Pinkie Pie gets sad
3 little brats are little and bratty and there's 3 of them

>>25655727
Holy crap, you have a shitload of Derp pics.

>>25655737
Fluttershy should not be paired with that whore.

>>25655737

I second the request for moar Flarity. Of the cute variety, please.

>>25655590
>If Spike realizes that he can eat out Ponies, which Pony would he eat out first? Rarity?

Ftfy

synchtube down for you guys as well?

too much derpy.

I never understood the derpy fandom...

>>25655737
Some Flarity would be bombin'.

Fluttershy is so boring to ship with.

Top 3 shittiest ponies (official Lauren Faust endorsed rankings)

1. Trixie
2. Fluttershy
3. Big Mac

>>25655751

Tanman style Derpy

>>25655789
Just one guy dumping pictures for whatever reason.

MS, can I get your commish info? An idea has occurred to me that I'm sure almost no one other than myself will care for, and if I'm going to request it, I feel I'd need to throw money at you just to absolve myself of the guild both of wanting it and of asking you to produce it.

>>25655662
There is no best pony.
Only favorites.

>>25655810
>Fluttershy

I think you might be a homosexual.

>>25655778
Thirding the request for some Flarity.

>>25655614
It's one of the loveliest I've seen in the show. Just look at that face. I don't know if I daaaaaaaawwwwwww or laugh, and end up doing both.

>>25655782
http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/
helluva site

Derpy pictures, get yer Derpy picture here!

>>25655764
And I am loving it. Thanks for all the pics, keep them coming if you can!

>>25655789
Personally I just think she's a really cute character, and I love the persona the fandom's cobbled together for her--and that none of them are right or wrong, since she's just a background pony.

>>25655802

>Fluttershy is so boring to ship with.

Bullshit. She's perfect for cute, heart-attack-inducing pictures.

>>25655755
Was that the one with the cocktrice?

>>25655764

Derpy owns my heart, bro!

>>25655748
Fine, I'll take the religous part out:

You (OP) have already committed the act of fapping to ponies. Whether you do so once or one hundred times will not alter your judgement that much, so just enjoy the act.

>>25655810
Begone with you, neighsayer.

>>25655847
been there, done that, asking a human being

>>25655737
Don't forget the (maybe) second creepiest ahegao.

You know, we need moar Dinky fanart.

>>25655660
Personally, I see RD as the smallest, and more inspired by Swallows. Incredibly agile, and they just don't care. They built a nest right above our main door.

Fluttershy is more like a heron or a crane. Something along the lines of the "ugly duckling," meant more for walking on the ground than flying. But she'd probably be the strongest Pegasus when you discount their anti-gravity field.

Except that Fluttershy piloted by Angel Bunny turns her into an Mobius One.

>>25655913
Yup

>>25655810

You got Big Mac right, I'll give you that much. Putting Trixie and Fluttershy on that list however proves your undying worship for dicks.

Fluttershy would be 20% cooler if she had kept her voice from Bridle Gossip.

>>25655900
There are no human beings on 4chan, deal with it, Jon.

>>25655900
fine, you don't have to be a shit, i was just helping.

>>25655948
>Hush now, quiet now
>It's time to lay your sleepy heads
>Hush now, quiet now
>It's time to go to bed

>>25655874
>I'll take the religous part out:
>Whether you do so once or one hundred times will not alter your judgement that much
>alter your judgement
>judgement

I'm sorry, but you suck at taking out the "religious parts out"

And no one is going to be judged about fapping to ponies so get off you high horse tee hee and just enjoy ponies however you want, sheesh.

>>25655737

Go tell MS, not me. I'm just a namefag.

>>25655962
>simple misunderstanding
>lets keep peaceful

So when is Spike's dragon-hornyness gonna kick in and he starts jizzing on Twilight in her sleep? Second season I bet

>>25655948
Gave you a poner, did she. Imagine her singing this
>>25655964

>>25655827

Make a post on Fimchan and we'll figure something out.

>>25655962
>>25655950

And yet you still haven't directly answered my question. Don't feel like I'm asking too much.

>>25655967

This will be forever be my OTF.

Single mom Derpy and her blossoming romance with the Dr. are awesome.

>>25655827

I'm curious what your idea is. Care to share? I might just draw it myself.

Ponies are supposed to be vegetarian, but Pinkie mentions eating hotdogs. They also seem to keep chickens for their eggs and cows for their milk, which isn't vegetarian at all.

>>25655969
You can only judge yourself.

>>25656058
thats vegans that cant eat those

>>25655969
Actually, judgments was vague because it depends on who the judge is

I mean, if you are religious, you worry about God and all that. But if I meant that, I would have said "God will judge you"

But it is vague, because everyone is judged by something. Whether it be your peers, yourself, or Fluttershy from that one weird dream, everyone is judged by something.

Example: Your dad doesn't care much different whether you fap to ponies ten or one hundred times, and he doesn't care if you enjoyed it or not.


Notice how I'm still not saying whether fapping is good or not, because that is a personal opinion that only you can make.

>>25656045
I'm not even sure if I want it, but I've been considering the idea: Humanized Snails, creepy fanon version preferred.

>>25656021
How did a Pegasus give birth to a unicorn?

>>25656086
The only being who judges us is Celestia.

>>25656090
through her vagina

>>25656090
Dad was a unicorn. Alternatively nothing with Derpy has to make sense.

>>25656111
do ponies have vaginas?

>>25656090
take g3enetics into example. Maybe the Unicorn gene from whoever she mated with to get pregnant was probably a unicorn. Maybe unicorn trait is a dominate trait while the Pegasus trait is a resessive gene

lrn 2 biology

>>25654782

Wow, this was a pretty good read! Not so much erotica as other Sundae works, but nice all the same. That new Twixie spa story she's working on however is quite cloppy indeed. I look forward to the next two installments of it.

>>25656090
Faust even said that the different ponies could mix it up.

So there's that.

>>25656090

I think Lauren confirmed a while back that the three pony races could hook up with each other, so best guess is that they can birth either of the three races randomly.

>of all the derpy pics I have I don't have her shrugging

need more reaction images for derpy

>>25656090
Through an imperfect birth, leading to some peculiar traits in the Pegasus.

>>25656090
Dinky came from an egg that Derpy stole.

>>25656074
Vegans are a type of vegetarian.

>>25656089
Hahhahahahahahahahah lol'd. And here was I watching from outside, expecting something more horrifying.

>>25656058
Cows provide milk for cooking and drinking, and they also function as wet nurses to all the orphaned ponies. Seriously, some of those ponies have the self-preservation skills of a chihuahua on cocaine that has just been let outside the house for the first time.

Eggs are also used in baking.

>>25656090
Adoption. Dinky is actually heir to a magical family, but she was born as a runt to a servant mistress, and thrown into the trash. She suffers a minor stutter as a result, but Derpy found her during a mail run, and has been taking care of her ever since.

>>25656135
*lrn2biology

>>25656155
But not all vegetarians are vegans.

>>25656140
>Filename

No, Twilight only clops to bara.

>>25656130
Yes

I think pegasus + earth pony = unicorn
and every variation

>>25656089

There's a creepy fanon version of human Snails?

I've never seen it. Care to enlighten?

>>25656167
Other way around sir.

>>25656086
....
Rrrrrriiiiiiggggghhhhhhttttt. I'm on to you Anon ...

>>25656104
Well in that case, you can fuck a pony in the name of friendship and still be ok. Celestia knows if you are lying about the friendship bit though, so it has to be legit.

>>25656185
I think he's referring to the fanon where Snails has a massive cock. I think.

>>25656143

If people are wondering about the horns, well, consider they're probably very small horns or nubbins at birth (that is, if unicorn babies have horns erupting just yet) - and our own physiology leaves fetuses / newborns with VERY pliant bones.

It's how we get our heads through a vagina. Just look it up, babies do that whole head-crush thing, just a little.

Just to brighten your day and all.

>>25656158
I'm not trying to freak MS out, though, but if you want a really bad request, I could come up with a few. And not even troll requests, but stuff I actually want.

>>25656194
Friendship with benefits?

>>25656090
Wibbly-wobbly Timey-wimey stuff.

>>25656188

I'm never going to be able to express that everyone judges everyone, and that ultimately the only judge you should worry about is yourself?

>>25656181

I'm fairly sure this anon wants a cheesecake picture of humanized Snails with a really big dick. I have been wrong before though.

>>25656185
>Vegetarianism encompasses the practice of following plant-based diets (fruits, vegetables, etc.),
with or without
>the inclusion of dairy products or eggs, and with the exclusion of meat (red meat, poultry, and seafood).

>A vegan (or strict vegetarian) diet excludes all animal products, such as eggs, dairy, and honey.

Ponies are not vegans. Simple as that.

>>25656230
Things that are usually associated with the darker side of the fetishistic scale?

>>25656227
Yes, that was it.

>>25656045

How is pinkie pie this adorable. GET OUT OF MY HEART PINKIE PIE.

listened to this while watching the gif: http://grooveshark.com/s/Staff+Credits/2ga9x4?src=5

>>25656173

>>25656230
Hmmmmmmm... nah, thanks.

>>25656230

As long as its not Guro, scat, OC, fursona, or vore, it's within limits to me-- I mean MS.

Or so I hear.

>>25656257
Well that depends...not absolute gross-out stuff but things that are definitely a niche interest.

>>25656143
Only one I have

>>25656143
But wouldn't that cause problems for say, a Pegasus being raised by an Earth Pony? Who would teach him to fly?

>>25656281
>no scat

How tame

>>25656293

Pegasus school, and most of it is born in, I imagine.

>>25656281
>>25656286
Okay, well...gimme some time to mull it over, and I'll post my ideas on FiMchan.

>>25656299
I know. How can he say he loves her if he won't eat her poop?

>>25656281

>>25656249
...Sorry, I just realized I'm a retard and I read the message wrong. Feel free to reach through your computer screen and slap me in the face.

>>25656268

HHHNNGGGG Why doe sthe song make it so cute?!

>>25656281
>no vore
welp there goes that idea.

how about just the gaping maw of a pony?

>>25656293
Flight Camp. Besides, it would probably be like a country boy dealing with the city kids. Sure, they can fly real fast and do those fancy tricks, but ask them to tie down a rampaging buffalo or move a hefty weight, and they'll buckle like the rest of them.

>>25656299
No Scat? What's he got against Scat?

It's time for some late night pony.

>captcha: airead this
You sure read this captcha.

>>25656281
Ive fapped to all of those.

Okay, asking again:

I need links to all the various Spreadshirt stores selling pony merch. Shoe Brony was on last night so I already have his. I know there are at least two more, but I don't know what they are.

HELP A GUY OUT!

>>25656281
What if you put all of those elements together into a singularity of terrible?

>>25656287

>>25656354
http://shirtbrony.spreadshirt.com/
http://shirtsbyshift.spreadshirt.com/

>>25656356

Then you would have Gen 3 MLP.

I find it easier to just list what fetishes I do like, rather then to cross out the fetishes I don't like.

Somone has been a dirty bird

>>25656358

>>25656356
Add pedophilia and you'll have /b/ or fimchan.

>>25656249
Still doesn't explain the hotdogs.

>>25656337

>Flight Camp
>Flight Club
>Fight Club
>Pegasus Fight Club

I am Rainbow Dash's furious speed

>>25656281

>As long as its not Guro, scat, OC, fursona, or vore, it's within limits to me

Oh yeah? Does that mean I can commission my long desired picture of on-model pony Snips & Snails spit-roasting pony Big Macintosh? Don't go getting my hopes up if you're just jerking my chain.

>>25656403
Do it so I don't have to.

>>25656403
RAINBOWDOUKEN.

>>25656397
big franks.

>>25656377
Laughed more than I should have.

>>25656377
Now I have to have images of that weird pony guy.

Captcha:
>worse thanks
Yeah, I wasn't feeling so good already.

Is anyone doing requests right now?

It's just that, last night, the last surviving veteran of combat in the First World War, an Australian man living in Perth, died. And as a bit of a "tribute", if you want to think of it that way, could someone draw a pony as a sailor, soldier or officer?

>>25656387

That's the one. Thank you BraveSpark!

>>25656240
The point of these threads is to not be judged to begin with, because we all like the ponies in this show. Bringing up the idea of "judgement" was dumb and you know it. Linking it up with religion may have been your mistake but never the less it's a rediculous point to bring up. Justifying it does nothing for the fact that your argument was flawed to start with: it doesn't belong in this thread.
Thread is getting ready to be moved so I won't post a new topic to counter this. Damage is done.

>>25656437
Like derpy I may fumble along the way but I always deliver.

Thank goodness ponies are not people. If they were, I'd be a murderer. But they are not, so I just get complimented on my good taste.

>>25656403
Didn't know you were into that...

Twilight knows a spell that lets earth ponies or unicorns fly. Why doesn't she ever use that to fly around?

>>25656471
She's afraid of overstimulating herself which she's read leads to premature magiculate.

>>25656331

IKNORITE?!

I need to man up, these ponies are turning me into a sissy!

>>25656403

Do you sincerely want that? Or are do you just plan to troll /co/ with it?

>>25656403

I'm okay with that if it's humanized because I am gay and alright with it

>>25656486
what?

>>25656492

Of course I do! No, not really.

>>25656486
I remember the exact moment when magicgasms and unicorn facials became a real thing. It was glorious.

>>25656424
Didn't know Australia was involved, too.

Some tripfriend make new thread please?

Time, MLP General?

Is it really that time again? It seems as if you were only just created. You've discussed a great deal in a short timespan. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for new Generals. Ordinarily, I wouldn't contemplate them. But these are beyond post-limit times, hmm?

>>25656541
I suggested it to Kloudmutt, and then to Hops. Inspired by the episode where Twilight has her first involuntary emission.

>>25656424
I don't know if drawing a pony is good tribute for veteran.

>>25656596
I'm going to try sending you several high fives in the mail.

>>25656593
Not too many around at the moment.

And I don't like making new threads.

I feel dirty when I do.

>>25656595
wake up and smell the asses