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05/04/11(Wed)20:29 No.25647406>>25647287
The Miracle Of The Pony
Pony hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like a pony. She loathed it.
Every December, Pony would feel herself getting all pony inside. She refused to put up a Christmas pony, she snapped at anyone pony enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Pony had to go to the mall to buy a pony pony. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing pony around and so much Christmas music blaring pony, she thought her pony would explode.
Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was a pony woman collecting for charity. Pony never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the pony woman dropped his bells and ran pony. There was a pony pony right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the pony woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Pony rushed out and pony pushed them both out of the way. There was a pony bang and then everything went dark.
When Pony woke up, she was in a pony room. There was a Christmas pony in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Pony's pony hurt. A lot.
The pony woman came into the room. "I'm so pony!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Pony. You saved me from the truck. But your pony is broken."
Pony hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas pony up and her pony was broken, she felt quite pony, especially when she looked at Pony.
"Your pony must hurt pony," Pony said. "I think this will help." And she pony Pony several times.
Now Pony felt very pony indeed. She didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, she loved it. And she loved Pony. "I love you," she said, and kissed Pony pony.
"I love you too," said Pony. Just then, the pony ran into the room and nuzzled Pony's pony. "I brought him home with us," Pony said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Pony said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever. |
