Don't defile Yotsuba with your disgusting ponies.

>>25624010
You know you love it.

>>25624010

I'm sorry... I cant hear you over your BAWWWWWWing

Everyone knows Yotsuba would hang out with Pinkie Pie. They would have wonderful adventures together.

>>25624043

Applebloom is just the right height for her though.

>>25623974
Yotsuba. Really?

As a pony thread should have a pony topic, I shall make one:

You're writing for the second season. Of the main six ponies, you have to give one pony more screentime, but in exchange, one pony must get less screentime. Which ponies do you choose, and why?

>>25624066
I picked a random image. Don't hate.

anyone wanna ink this/color it for me?

>>25624066

That pic has been around for ages

If you wanted to bitch... you should have done it fucking months ago

fapfic request delivered. Rainbow Dash x filly Rainbow Dash

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WbJP7P1BL6rf-wOQfSqvWb20_pydy2eKUfT_jiyiToQ/edit?hl=en

http://pastebin.com/zwCT7wnk

>>25624071
Applejack gets more screentime
Fluttershy gets less

Shameless product pimping ahoy!

I made some new shirts to help raise more money for the toy donation drive. I can only hope they're clever, but I'd appreciate some feedback.

>>25624082
I will hate if I please.

>>25624071

I'm giving more screen time to Fluttershy.

Less screen time to Dash.

>>25624010
implying moot isnt a brony himself

>>25624082

That's a face that says, "So what if I came inside you? it's not like you're going to KEEP it or anything."

>>25624071

Applejack gets more, Sweetie Belle gets less.

HAHAHA, YOU DIDN'T SAY IT HAD TO BE ONE OF THE MAIN CAST.

>>25624043
Yotsuba would have gone on a trip to the woods, and gotten herself lost. As she wanders around, starting to get worried, she suddenly encounters Pinkie Pie. Pinkie would have brought her stash of cupcakes along, and helped Yotsuba get back to her dad as they sing along.

>>25624071
Applejack more, Rarity less. Rarity is actually my favorite pony, but I like Applejack too, and Rarity got a ton of screentime in the first season.

I want more of Applejack being a hardworking, no-nonsense badass.

>>25624071

A curious game..

The only winning move is not to play

>>25624093

>>25624071

A thinly veiled "Who is your favorite and least favorite pony!?"

That topic has been more than talked to death.

And yet I'm still OK with it.

>>25624106

Pinkie Pie is ALL ABOUT abortions.

>>25624071
Fluttershy more, Rainbow Dash less.

I like Rainbow dash, but she gets more screen time than the other ponies (besides Twilight)

>>25624091
I would have but you see I didn't see it months ago. So I will bitch now.

>>25624100
You know, I wonder if they writers named the school this on purpose as a reference to X-Men.

>>25624071

Shit.

I guess.... Rainbow Dash more screen time, Twilight less.

>>25624093

>Yay.jpg

>>25624108
Yes I did:
>>25624071
>Of the main six ponies

>>25624104

no, Moot is just aware how easily trolled 4chan is

As evidenced by that whole fiasco with /a/ when he posted ponies over there.

ONE post = enormous fucking shitstorm

He obviously loved it

>>25624115

But that's fucking wrong, you stupid ass computer. Nobody wins if nobody plays the game, you can't just decide that not playing the game is suddenly a victory condition of the game. That makes no goddamned sense.

The only winning move is to hope your opponent fucks up, so it's reasonable to not want to play a game where two competent opponents will never best one another. I get that. But you don't win by not playing the game, goddamnit. How much of my tax money did they waste on you?

>>25624132

She even sang a song about abortions.

And I don't have the screencap on this computer, well shit, this kind of sucks.

>>25624138

Very likely.

> everyone's favorite school dropout, Trixie!

>>25624064
But Apple Bloom is too small for her to RIDE.

Don't you want Yotsuba to have her pony rides?

>>25624138
I don't doubt it. There are tons of references in their other shows. Plus, I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot more of them, since they know that someone will actually be looking for them.

>>25624163
Hundred percent.

>>25624135

don't forget this one
which is also old

>>25624093
If and when I become good at drawing I promise I will illustrate some of your stories.

That said I'm hesitant to open this one. Anyway what's next up?

>>25624071
Make it all about Rainbow Dash and Twilight. Pinkie Rarity and Fluttershy can be there as much as they already are. Eliminate Applejack completely.

>>25624106
> That's a face that says, "So what if I came inside you? It's not like you're going to KEEP IT or anything."

You're a bad person and you should feel bad.

>>25624138
It's like Caplan's Quality Carpets, but with 20% more poni!

I love retro ads, and I couldn't get this idea out of my head.

So yeah. Fund raising, all these shirts and like 20 more, at my store. http://elementsofbronyhood.spreadshirt.com/

For charity, for friendship! I would have had more designs, but I was feeling crappy today, and got lazy.

>>25624071
Applejack more, Rarity less. I love 'em all, but we never had an Applejack exclusive episode. Applebucking Season was more Twilight, Look Before You Sleep had her share with Rarity, Over a Barrel I thought would be more Applejack but was just the main gang., who's had 2 exclusive episodes and another she shared with Fluttershy.

>>25624195
Whaaaaaa?

>>25624093
I'm kinda burnt out on fapfics man. Ive got the end-season blues.

>>25624195
I'm liking this idea

>>25624122

How about this for a spin on that same topic that i havent seen around here for months and months...

Twilight's friends are helping her with her house cleaning, when one of them discovers a secret list of hers.

With her obsessive compulsion to remain organised and neat, Twilight has taken it upon herself to write up a 'tier list' for her friends.

What do you think her list would look like? And how would her friends react to this? particularly the ones near the botto-

Oh god... imagine if it was Pinkie...

>>25624071
More RD, less everyone else but Twilight.

I thought we saw too much of Applejack, but we really didn't see that much.

>>25624155

Fuck.

Well then I guess Rarity. She had enough screen time in the first season.

(also, to the person who said it's a thinly veiled "favorite pony & least favorite pony" scenario, Pinkie Pie is my favorite and I don't have a least favorite, so your theory sucks.)

>>25624221
Wasn't the quill and sofa salespony named Montgomery?

>>25624192

>what's up next

Like I was telling FiMchan, I don't know. It could be NMM x shadowbolts, Dash x LSH x Braeburn, or Twilight's mom x dad.

But since the season's almost over, I'm considering another Luna x Celestia story. One last hurrah before the season ends.

>>25624192
Aw, look at little Applejack, not giving a fuck.

Despite my better judgment, I tried making Dash in Hero Machine, but it wouldn't let me add a Sonic Rainboom, so fuck it, I quit.
Sorry everybody.

>>25624264
Just in case anyone misunderstood that wasn't my drawing.

>>25624253

I know that feel, bro

>>25624274
Nah, they never said his name on the show. The MLP wikia lists his fan name as Davenport, which makes sense. My neighbor owns a davenport sofa.

>>25624195

I wouldn't say ELIMINATE Apple Jack, but still, this is sort of my opinion.

The fuck is a filly?

>>25624263
Top tier - Gummy, "Mr. Magic" (her "toy")
Shit tier - EVERYONE IN THIS GODDAMN TOWN.

>>25624308
>>25624282

RagingSemi, you are now aware that Twilight's parents get most (if not all) of their kicks from taping their sex and watching it later.

Their terrible roleplay sex.

>>25624342
Young female horse

>>25624221

These are actually going to be available for purchase somewhere, right?

I fucking love subtle t-shirts like this. I will buy this shit so fast, you have no idea.

>>25624342
It's a younger female horse. As opposed to a mare, an adult female horse.

>>25624342
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=filly

>>25624342

It's a kind of small, two-stroke engine used to power lawn mowers and go-carts.

>>25624138
>Show written by awesome nerds
Gee, you think?

>>25624342

A young female horse

>>25624342
A young equine, or foal, that's female.

>>25624357

That's good to know. But could somebody tell me what their first names are?

>>25624365
I thought it was a type of sandwich you dunked in meat juice.

Isn't a young female horse called, a PONY

>>25624320
Ah, I see. Over on Ponychan a thread came up where he was named Montgomery, and he somehow inherited the personality of Cave Johnson.

>"That's not a sofa. That's a quill. We see those too."
>"How do we make our chairs so comfortable? LIKE THIS."

She used to be my least favorite, now I don't know where she is.

>>25624366
They already are available for purchase. All those and more, right here. http://elementsofbronyhood.spreadshirt.com/

That Davenport design looks really good on pretty much any color except white or gray.

>>25624407

You're thinking of a catamaran.

>>25624407
We Trotzi's are anti-semantic.

Anyone know where I can watch episode 25 with subs in English or Portuguese? Any portuguese is fine (Brazilian, Portugal, etc)

>>25624357
I vote for Twilight's parents as well, but what the fuck what roleplay

>>25624429
>BR ponies

Pic relayed for the best orange juice ever

>>25624404
We don't have em. nor have we fanon made them

>>25624408

I think he'd be better with the personality of the Flea Market Montgomery guy.

LIVING ROOMS, BEDROOMS, QUILLS, OH YEAH
YOU'LL FIND 'EM, AT OUR STORE
WE TALKIN' 'BOUT QUILLS & SOFAS, PONYVILLE
IT'S JUST LIKE
IT'S JUST LIKE
A MINI
MAWL

>>25624407
Ponies are a smaller breed of horse.

And colt is the male equivalent of filly, which makes it sound funny when they say "fillies and gentlecolts," since they're addressing the audience as children. I don't think they've ever said stallion on the show, which would be an adult horse.

>>25624404

Mother Dazzle and Father Wandwood met at a graduate research conference in Trottingham. They're largely consultants for industrial light and magic companies in Canterlot, but love esoteric magic.

They also love to fuck by both of them dressing up as royal guards.

I was watching The Matrix today, and I decided this needed to be done.

>>25624448
I love you.

>>25624263
They wouldn't find "A" tier list, they would find Prototype tier list.

She has them ranked in every possible scenario, cooking ability, zombies, alien invasion, everything you could think of. They get obsessed with trying to find the master tier lists, that ranks them, kinda like Ticket Master. In the end, she produces her tier list.

1.All of them.
1.All of them.
1.All of them.
1.All of them.
1.All of them.
1.All of them.

>>25624418
Would it be possible to request a non-fapfic request from you involving Lyra and Bon-Bon and their child?

>>25624192
kind of off topic but does it ever bug you in flashbacks when characters are referred to as "little" whoever.
From the character's standpoint its present day and in real life people are always commenting on how big children have gotten.

Speaking of the donation drive, I had another meeting with the manager of my local Toys r us, and advance ordered a metric fuckton of the $5-ish dollar pony dolls. If I reserve products in advance, it makes it that much more likely that they'll actually have them in stock when I come to buy them.

The whole thing is scheduled for early December, possibly the 3rd depending on when shipments arrive. It's going to of the heezy, for reezy.

>>25624445
Yep! Fruits here are cheap! On the other hand electronics are expensive...

>>25624320
Hey Shoe I bought two of your shirts yesterday! You sold many yet? The price is much more impulse buy then the shoes.

>>25624455

Dazzle's not terrible.

>>25624429
There's a thread in the first page in /collab/, in Ponychan. You can't miss it.

>>25624488

No. Although if you ask around I'm sure you'll find somebody else willing to fulfill your request.

let's make this a zecora thread

--zebras only--

>>25624500
Glint? His cutie mark is a moon thing, make a cool moon name mr. literature guy

>>25624500

I still hold to my original idea of Orion for the Father's name.

>>25624500

Alternate father names:
Hard Angstrom
Cape Albeido
Dark Folding

And some other things, but I'm not going to spam all over /co/

>>25624493
Quem dera fossem "A preço de banana"...

>>25624547
I'm gonna call him Orgasmo Hardon.

>>25624531

oh shit zebra what are you doing.

>>25624531

>>25624263
She only keeps a tier list so she knows which pony she needs to friend up the most at the moment. If she doesn't keep them all at optimal friendship levels, she'll never get promoted in her career track.

>>25624542
I will add a vote for that name.

>>25624531
ahh good. does anyone else any zecora "art" they want to part with

>>25624592
well done.

>>25624531

>>25624495
Let's see, two shirts yesterday... Looks like you got the matching Sunrise and Nightfall shirts, right? I'm still not sure how to use this site, it's so different from my old store.

Actually, I've hardly sold any, just four including yours. But, I'm hoping sales will pick up, we've got plenty of time before Christmas. For some reason, those two shirts are a dollar less than others of the same type, and I have no idea why. By the time I noticed, I just decided to leave it that way. I guess those are my cool sale shirts now or something.

>>25624282
>I'm considering another Luna x Celestia story.

That sounds mighty fine to me.

>>25624510
Found it! Thanks!

I still want more Applejack pictures. Screencaps, original content, it's aaaaalllllll gooooood.

Because fuck you, zebras, you lazy piles of horseapples.

>>25624449
didn't Rarity refer to "Him" as "the stallion of my dreams"?

>>25624407
Fillys are horses too young to be called mares.

And they're kinda cute.

>>25624637
Sem problema.

Hey guise, I was thinking about writing a fic based on this pic, because I just love it so much.

Probably a comedy/shipping, would anybody else be interested?

>>25624221
>>25624138
>>25624100

Stop spamming your shitty designs, they are not clever and you would kiss the ground I walk on.


Im the one who makes the shirts around these parts!

>>25624592

It's heartwarming to see people still trolling each other with that image

>>25624628
I'm buyin' the Luna counterpart to that shirt next paycheck. These are pretty great.

>>25624100
>spongebobfrywallet.jpg

>>25624660

Why is Pinkie Pie a stallion now?

wait. Do not incorporate that into your fic.

I'm serious dude don't fucking do it.

>>25624663
What's that? You'll have to speak up, I can't hear you over all the friendship.

>>25624663
awful rude there D. and his designs are simplistic and fun

>>25624623
Reminds me more of that beatles cover than racism.

>>25624645
As I said last night, I did write an Applejack fic for the Friend-Off.

It's a Western!

Done.

>>25624645
dem tiny poni sodi pops

>>25624628
I did. I was the one who first asked for the Luna shirt when you made the Celestia one so it would have been terrible of me not to get it.
Still wanna get a dormant elements one. Hope your sales pick up as well..

>>25624699

If that design were a woman, I'd have sex with it.

... Wait ...

>>25624043
Actually, Yotsuba tends to idolize the butch lesbians she knows (Torako) and hates the joker characters (Yanda).

Yotsuba would much rather hang out with Rainbow Dash than Pinkie Pie.
Then again, Apple Jack has a farm.

>>25624660

Do it, but make sure Pinkie Pie's dialogue goes into graphic detail about the sensation of a sensitive length of throbbing man meat between her legs... which feels sooo good when rainbow Dash squeezes it sooo tight

mmmmyeah

>>25624660
How would it go about? Would RD find herself teleported to a gender reversed world? Pinkie Pie decided that today she would be a boy, to change things up? Color me interested.

>>25624697

>>25624713
i know this is a silly request, but could you ink and color the one i posted. It's ok if you don't want to>>25624086

>>25624721

If you were a woman, I'd have sex with that shirt.

Idea for a season 2 episode: The CMC asks Big Macintosh about how did he got his Cutie Mark. The episode is a full flashback of the big guy's childhood, where the audience discovers that colt Macintosh was an abusive bully who used his superior strength to hurt and steal from his classmates and had an horrible behavior against his teacher, his parents and his little sister.
We also get to see that despite everything, filly Applejack loved her brother and insisted that deep inside, Big Macintosh was a good person.

>>25624742
sure, but later.

>>25624660

I'm totally on board with this.

> first time eating a cupcake with a new body
> first time experiencing an erection
> tries the poundcake
> ... has to go find out how to masturbate

A PONY ONLY LIVES TO BE 30 AND REACH SEXUAL MATURITY AT AGE 4. EVERY SINGLE PONY IS UNDERAGE. STOP FAPPING TO THEM.

>>25624731

I was thinking about a potion mix up, or something along the ideas of the second one, but the more I think about it, the more I like a whole gender reversed world.

>>25624755
What the fuck does that have to do with his cutie mark?

>>25624717
Thanks, I'm trying my best to come up with some good new designs. I'm thinking of more Ponivillle business ads, like this one>>25624221

You can expect a shirt for Rarity Carousel Boutique and Pie Family Rock Farms pretty soon.

>>25624721
>If that design were a woman, I'd have sex with it.
Well, it comes on women's size too.

>>25624633
Heyhey MS any new arts since that Luna/Celestia one?

>>25624701

You know Im the shirt guy. Ive been the shirt guy for over 4 years now only 3 years business and 1 year solo.

I CAN respect this new guy but I just need time to get used to him is all...I dont work well with others.

Why dose this situation remind me of that owl ep...

>>25624772

But we dont actually know how old any of them are

The only indication was Faust saying they have the mentality of a 12-17 yr old

>>25624785

No, I meant THE GRAPHIC. As in IF THE DESIGN ITSELF were a woman, which Luna IS.

And yes I WOULD PROBABLY HAVE SEX WITH IT ANYWAY.

>>25624787

I don't know what you're talking about.

But I think there's something on fimchan.

>>25624751

If you were a shirt, I'd have sex with an apple.

>>25624765
thank you very much

>>25624781

>a whole gender reversed world

So.... Male Dash knocks up FemDash?

THEY ARE FOUR. YOU ARE PEDOPHILES IN ADDITION TO FURRIES.

>>25624742

Queen. I don't even know what to say right now.

>>25624784

Nothing at all, but I thought the idea of Big Macintosh being an asshat until his sister made appear all the good that was hidden inside of him was a good beginning for a story.

>>25624809

>something

Boy, I'll say

So, a few threads back I made a post about Rainbow Dash having embarassing parents.

And I posted the idea on ponychan, and someone pointed out Weird All might be coming on the show.

And now I can't get the idea of Rainbow Dash's Dad and Pinkie Pie having a one man band duel out of my head.

>>25624785

I've been out of the loop forever apparently. Shoe Brony, you still selling shoes. I had my eye on a pair and have been saving for it.

>>25624830
So that would make fluttershy 5.

>>25624830
Ive never been a pedophile before.

Does it hurt?

>>25624755
Hmmmmm... nah. He looks like a genuine nice farm guy, from the start.

>>25624809
>Twilight Futa
That sure is something.
RS must be happy at least.

>>25624863
Much better.

>>25624830
tell 0r0 that

>>25624830

By our timescale. But we also support age limits on sexual congress because to SOME people 18 means you're reasonably capable of having sex emotionally and physically with little or no psychological harm*

That said, in their world four years old might be well past our "18". They have a totally different biological timescale.

It's not pedo, it's dealing with nonhumans. Fucking deal with it.

*which is also kind of bullshit

>>25624781
Part of the fun is imagining how RD would react to everything, and another part would be to imagine how they would react. Maybe she has an argument with everyone, and then finds herself in gender-reversed world, where a similar argument took place?

>>25624827
That would be the sequel.

>>25624790
You said earlier that you were having trouble with a design. Maybe I can help?

For one thing, don't use MSpaint. You should really upgrade to something that can work in layers and produce vector images. Try Photoshop if you can afford it or torrent it, or Paint.net is a good free alternative.

refined the idea after too many people said that we've seen too much of the Equestria fashion industry.

a pony with a French accent, Haute Cheval, comes to town. everyone is very taken with her, because she's the NEW one with an ACCENT, and Rarity's pissed because of this. what follows is not a fashion contest, but a War of Fabulosity such that would put David Bowie and Lady Gaga to shame. ends with a FABULOUS musical number that does the Eighties proud.

Haute Cheval is voiced by Corinne Kempa, the bird who voiced Leliana in DA:O.

>>25624863
That would make Fluttershy six, since Pinkie Pie just had her birthday so she's not four any more.

>>25624809
>>25624858
Wow.

>>25624884
Except when it's actual pedo, then there's no excuse.

>>25624830

>implying I have fapped to this show
>implying I intend to ever do so

>>25624884
The main characters are clearly adolescents, by whichever time scale you use. Rarity is the only who's expressed any interest in dating, and she's a whore.

>>25624877
OK. Where can I reach him?

>>25624870

I perfer virginas. But it's a nice drawing.

>>25624755
I'm sort of interested. So what forced a change of heart on the big guy?

>>25624861
No, unfortunately not. Hasbro sent in a cease-and-desist action, and now my shoe designs are blacklisted at Zazzle. I officially can't make them anymore.

All of the images for them are up on my deviantart though. I know that's not the same, but it's the best I can do with them now. http://doctorredbird.deviantart.com/

>>25624931
RARITY IS PURE AND KIND AND GENEROUS

FLUTTERSHY IS MORE OF A WHORE THAN RARITY COULD EVER BE

>>25624830
>>25624863
>>25624884
>>25624896
>>25624922
>>25624931
Look, this is like the OTHER things we've discussed. It's SIMPLER to assume that they're humanized, not in their appearance and shape of course, but in a lot of their other biological traits, including how they age.

They certainly seem to take longer to reach full size than real ponies.

>>25624931

Ms. Faust has gone on record as saying "They're young adults with certain chilidlike traits [to appeal / relate to a younger audience]."

Something tells me this puts them on the high end of our 16 to 20, though I suspect Rarity is older than the rest of the cast.*

* See - she is in the same class as Cheerilee.

>>25624884

That's unless you're fapping to CMC porn. They're clearly children. By any timescale.

>>25624942
Well I was referring to the fact that it looks to have came from one of your fics. Does MS do pony porn? There probably isn't that much straight stuff people could commission.

>>25624965

I think they've been given a human lifespan. I would just argue "OMG THEY ARE FOUR YOU ARE A PEDO" doesn't quite work out if you're citing equine biology.

>>25624983

They look 18 to me.

I dont fap to ponies but when I do its usually Rarity

>>25624951
OH, and I almost forgot, I made a rar with all of the shoe images as well. Plus this has all the cutie marks I made.

http://www.mediafire.com/?kl8i2lig51c5v8t

Man, I am posting lots of links tonight.

>>25624896
I love mature women!

>>25624997

>notsureifserious.jpg

>MFW fapping to ponies,
>MFW not fapping to ponies.

>>25625001

You're a dick for posting that -- and apparently Twilight HAS a dick.

Isn't this a great night, everyone?

>>25624997
Unless we get some legitimate ages they are all in gradeschool. Your rationalization is bullshit.

>>25624982

Applebloom x Oblivious Spike is the only thing I ship, just because fucking d'awwww.

>>25625001

>>25624992

You're correct, it's one of my stories.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nkx1nfgqw8xOMQCsnD68vVjGV11neyQa56yaQLZwlxg/edit?hl=en

There are a couple of straight stories the commissioner could have chosen from. But I guess he liked that one.

>>25624976
Except that's WRONG you fucking moron. They all got their cutie marks on the same day. Apple Jack got her's relatively late, Rainbow Dash got her's relatively early and Fluttershy is a year older than Pinkie Pie. They're all probably year and a half maximum difference.

>>25624957
Rarity is the biggest whore in Ponyville.

>>25624976
Fluttershy is the oldest, but I suspect Rarity is the next oldest.

PONY RELATIVE AGE CHART LIST, TENTATIVE

Fluttershy
Rarity
Applejack
Pinkie Pie
Rainbow Dash
Twilight Sparkle

Applejack and Rarity seem to be very close in age. You could switch them around easily. You could probably also make the case for switching Twilight and Dash, but I like the idea of Twilight being the oldest.

>>25625026
if pinkie is two face then who is the joker

>>25625044
> fucking moron

Well aren't we pony-mensing everywhere.

>MFW people still have deviant arts

WHY.png

>>25624660
Yes


Dash ends up knocked up by Pinkie

I noticed that little "spot the difference" game on The Hub's website has one screenshot from each episode. Just in case someone hasn't seen this yet, this apparently happens after the Gala.

Where's Pinkie pie? And why is everyone but Celestia so battle-damaged?

>>25624983
See, that's what I'm saying. >>25624965
seems to have missed that.

the fuck is wrong with you fluttershy

>>25625084
I could have sworn we were talking about the entire cast.

>>25625079
Pinkie's in the middle of the table

>>25625031

They're all training for gymnastics in the olympics and they're taking growth altering hormones.

Also, they have gland problems.

Reverse progeria. Antigeria.

>>25624992
>Does MS do pony porn?

Good question.

>>25624891

Its just fof screen cap im not on my normal laptop itsa long story.

Either way, yes I do have Photoshop (cs3) I am only having trouble tonight thats all.

>>25625033
They haven't interacted at all

>>25625057

Rarity's oldest, that's fucking known.

>>25625079

So THIS is what they look like after andthentheyfucked.jpg .

It's a glorious day in ponidom!

>>25625079

ITS!
ITS!
A BALLROOM BLITZ!
ITS!
ITS!
A BALLROOM BLITZ!
YEEEEEAH!
ITS A BALLROOM BLITZ!

>>25625079
why indeed

>>25624931
>>25624957
>>25625053
Guys, guys, guys.

Rarity isn't a whore.

That would mean that she gets paid.

>>25625079
PINKIE SNAPS AND TRIES TO TAKE OVER EQUESTRIA AND HER FRIENDS MUST STOP HER
FUCK
I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN

>>25625109
Fluttershy LOOKS the oldest, she had the most mature body in the flashback.

Twilight makes sense as the youngest, because she wasn't even in any kind of school (apparently) while the others were all in school, except for Pinkie, and she wasn't in school because lol amish.

>>25625091
I'd be more worried about Rainbow Dash here.

>>25625079
>we have finally defeated Pinkamena Diane Pie, the last boss of Equestria

>>25625091

Pegasi don't get blue balls, they get blue wings.

>>25625091
Nothing.
I was born this way and wear prosthetic wing to fit in with the other pegasi. .

>>25625079
is that their elements of harmony jewelry? i hope so

>>25625139
I don't see what is wrong

>>25625136
> STOP HER FUCK

Jesus, they really take the "cockblock" thing seriously in Equestria.

>>25625139
Pinkie why are you eating candyvags

>>25625026
now this picture I can relate to

>>25625133
Fuck you, I fucking hate you!

Rarity is chaste and pure. No way she would ever consent to something as icky and messy as sex.

>>25624830
>>25624884
>>25624983
>>25624997
>>25625031

Jesus fuck. I feel like doing porn, any request?

>>25625156
Look at her cutie mark

This thread is rather disgusting, I'll better go get some sleep.

>>25625133

yeah, Rarity's a slut, but i've a feeling that as much as she loves the cock, she's just waiting for a guy like John Cusack in "Say Anything" to come and sweep her off her feet by playing Peter Gabriel outside her window.

>>25624835
you seem mad. what did i do?

>>25625173
Gary coleman plowing Twilight. DO IT!!!

>>25625104
You insult my intelligence. You don't honestly expect me to believe that do you?

I know it's just cartoon ponies and shouldn't be taken seriously, but goddamn if that is the dumbest fucking thing Ive ever heard.

>>25625071
I made mine specifically so I could try contacting Lauren Faust, but she never responded. Since then it's been good place to display the old shoes.

Plus, I can be in the My Little Comrade group.

>>25625107
You should think about upgrading to CS5. It's not bad. Also, Adobe Illustrator is goo to have on the side as well. Most people work exclusively in Illustrator, but I'm old fashioned and prefer PS. I just have it in case I need to vector a .EPS file.

You know Rarity is best pony

>>25625173
Rarity horn fucking twilight

>>25625173
Male Pinkie fucking female Dash

>>25625173
If you're never gonna do ponies give us a plump humanized Mrs. Cake.

>>25625173
Futa rarity pounding sweetie bell

>>25625173
trixie with cock

>>25625108

You say that like it affects shipping at all.

People ship Luna all the time and she's only had less than a minute of screen time.

In short, fuck you.

>>25624948

Well, a bully always ends up making enemies so I imagine the kids from his class would try to make a trap for him that ends up hurting Big Macintosh's father instead, making him uncapable to work just when the harvest season is on. So Macintosh is forced to stop slacking off and work all by himself, since his mother is busy taking care of her husband, Granny is too old to buck trees and filly Applejack can't do jack either.
After a few long and painful days of nonstop work, Big Macintosh finally understands all the crap his father had to endure for years to fed the family, and how despite him being a rude asshat, his father still loved him. The guilt makes Big Mac think and ponder things, plus - Insert commercial break here-

>>25625173

Fluttershy riding a small dildo.

(Thank you, #ponyclop ...)

>>25625173
uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-what?
rainbow dashxbig macintosh

>>25625173
Hot Diamond Dogs on Cockatrice action.

>>25625168
Rarity is the only character to express any interest in a male pony. She is therefore, canonically, the sluttiest character.

>>25625173

Still /r/ing human Celestia fisting pony Celestia

The entire arm if you please

>>25625173

Diamond Tiara eating out Applebloom.

>>25625204
But Luna practically belongs to the fans, they wrote her "canon"

Applebloom and Spike get their actual canon

>>25625227
this.

>>25625190
>You insult my intelligence.
dude you're taking things way too seriously. but if you want to rage, who'm i to say no?

>>25625227

That's awful.

Let's see it.

>>25625173

Humanised Mr and Mrs Sparkle having consensual, post marital sex in the missionary position

>>25625168
Maybe she could think of something.

>>25625173

Twilight's mom and dad seems to be popular and, AFAIIK, it's only been done once.

How about them in that role playing thing that guy said?

>>25625215
KNEW I never should have brought up that idea in public ...

>leave thread to eat and hang out with friends at favorite chinese place
>come back and see thread
>mfw

...the fuck?

I'll just leave it here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KXMmv-t3dw

So instead of narrowing it down to one idea for the fic, I got like four more directions.

Huh.

>>25625173
Everyone fucking everyone else.

>>25625227

Ooo. And pony celestia is talking while human celestia is drinking a glass of water.

That always kills them at the Christmas party. And then she kills them at the Christmas party.

So cutie marks are an allegory for breasts aren't they.

>>25625227
>>25625247
Make it So

Does this thread accurately represent pony fandom?

>>25625309
yes that is why the guys have them too

>>25625173
Big Mac/Gilda. No real outright fetishes, just an intimate moment in the barn.

>>25625173
Me fucking you

>>25625227
Lets fucking do this. With both arms.

Fouth'd.

>>25625331
Yes.

>>25625223
a slut would only be interested in boning celestia's nephew. rarity wants to marry him. she's a social climber.

>>25625173
Gilda anal unbirth Pinkie Pie.

for great glory.

>>25625220
Lol'd. That was unexpected.

>>25625306
If by fisting you mean engaged in a boxing match, then yes, I agree.

>>25625173
This.

NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER.

>>25625331
Yes.

>>25625190

I'm serious. They're training for the Olympics. That's why they're training so hard. They haven't gotten their cutie marks yet, but when they do Olympics. If you can't see that you're pretty fucking dumb, bro. Faust herself has confirmed as much.

>>25625331
Yeah it does.

>>25625331
The fandom is undefined.

>>25625331
co, /b/, ponychan, ponygoons, and fimchan are pretty different. plus there's those older gen fans.

>>25625260

Aaaaand now my email inbox is flooded with questions about it. And why Rose Tinted is late.

Goddamn it.

>>25625331
Sometimes.

>>25625355
The phrase you're looking for is 'gold digger.'

>>25625306

>>25625332
Alright, they are an allegory for puberty then. But really it is a show aimed at girls so the breast things works anyway.

>>25625394
DAMMIT I WANT ROSE TINTED NOW

>>25625173

Human Rainbow Dash and human Pinkie Pie making out

>>25625295
RD gets starts drinking, and gets into an argument with everyone. She leaves, something happens, and she wakes up in a gender reversed Ponyville. People are talking about her argument, so she knows that it happened. She can only count on Pinkie Pie, the craziest pony, to help her out. Story happens.

>>25625394

late? when was the last part released?

>>25625331
Not sure... but I believe all the worse might be here now, actually.

>>25625331

Depends.

At another time of the day, talking about porn is liable to create a huge shitstorm of an argument

What does "fandom" mean?

>>25625191

Welp my shirts are done, I only had enough time to do 2 for the night or else I loose power in my whole house.

I can do more in the morning but I only have 2 soft papers and 1 light brown and endless other shirts but Rarity likes Green shirt color for the Pinkie Party shirt.

Cs3 is all i need, shes never let me down. I only deal with .Jpg(s) and .Png(s) files.

I don't feel like your out to take my job anymore

>>25625444

fan comunity.

Hey guys, I think we should post more porn in order to make /co/ like us more!
Preferably of fillies!

if you were a unicorn without any magical ability, would you still be more talented than trixie

the answer is yes

>>25625359
I also want the DD to have cocks that are petrified in a state of erection, and one of them having their balled up fist, grabbing the chicken's head, and forcing it to give them head while it struggles to break free from the stoney grip.

>>25625412
nah, gold diggers are interested just in money. rarity wants status. a prince is much better than some nouveau riche billionaire pony

>>25625441

Yeah, but now it's past their bedtimes.

>>25625173

Hydra x Parasprites.

>>25625437

A while ago. It's ... yeah, it'll be a day or two before I post the ending.

>>25625375
I will take your thick sarcasm as confirmation of everything I assumed, thanks for coming clean.

>>25625358
That'll show that little pink dweeb for stealing her best friend.

>>25625495
She was willing to seduce a fucking dragon for his gold and jewels.

>>25625484

You're full of all sorts of crazy ideas, Scootaloo!

Anyone else aroused by this?

Okay so, new ideas. I have a horrendous knee injury right now, so I pretty much sat around all day being lazy and brainstorming new shirts for the shop. I should hope to have more new stuff soon, as I stop feeling like hurt and bad. As always though, I appreciate and encourage ideas and suggestions so hit me with em if you got em.

Basically, my plans today were either play Viewtiful Joe 2, or make new shirts. So I split the difference and more a few shirts, then chilled and played VJ.


ON another note. I've been lamenting the fact that these shirts right here aren't available in ladies sizes. The reason is because the ladies ringer only comes in white with black trim, not black with white trim. If I made a ladies version, I would only be able to make the Day and Night version. What do you think, should I still? Or would gals be satisfied with the mens size? Or does anyone even like this design?

>>25625358

>>25625428

Already exists.

>>25625541
Why is she so fucking shiny

>>25625494
...Yeah... SHORT jokes are the best.

>>25625541

No.

>>25625541
Spoiler that shit, nigga!

>>25625484
Here ya go, guvnah.

>>25625372
Nobody's drawn that yet? Seriously? I'm shocked.

>>25625541
Oh god

That's one of the worst things I've seen in these threads

And I've seen some terrible shit

>>25625528

Since you're here...could you link me to Clerical Error. I can't find it anywhere.

>>25625444
It is a combination of the word fan and kingdom

>>25625541

Why is she so goddamn SHINY?

>>25625472
How can this be a community?

>>25625227
there you go, champ

>>25625550
>>25625533
FOR GREAT GLORY!

>>25625585
l2 highlights. thats what shit looks like IRL noob

>>25625484
Soon /co/ will love all ponis!

No CMC in The Best Night Ever.

>>25625592
god fucking damn it.

>>25625580

Uh, yeah, sure.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CIdauV7w5XK6BhnrIbeb16-wcogZIJFv4CYTXLM5AOc/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CJzur5MJ

>>25625541
marshmallow is not that reflective a material

>>25625592

That's clearly not her whole arm going in.

Also is human Celestia pooping? Fantastic.

>>25625445
>I don't feel like your out to take my job anymore
Who?

where do you even find the porn?

>>25625570
>that face

>>25625640
At the porn store.

>>25625592

god damn it juice.

god damn it.

>>25625558

She's been laminated for easy cleaning.

>>25625560
It'll be a visual gag.

>>25625560
The head half crush by the solidified closed paws, its beak mangled, broken, and beaten by the granite priapism, the beast succumbs to its fate as their private mythological cumdumpster.

>>25625573
Yeah, I totally thought about drawing it.
Yeah.

>>25625625
They are made out of Jew Jewbs

>>25625546
I think it's pretty sweet but I have no real desire to buy them for some reason. I mean I got the mens Night/Day one just because I thought the colors were better so that bit doesn't bother me.Wearing clothes made for both genders master race.

>>25625592
glorious

>>25625620

I don't know anything about it other than it's supposed to be good so I thought I'd give it a read.

Thank you!

>>25625628
You can rest assured that it is going all the way in, even if I didn't picture it.

>>25625640

A lot of it originates here. The rest comes from Furaffinity and other miscellaneous sites.

>>25625654
>gag
Do ho ho.

>>25625592
you always deliver, apple.

Scootaloo totally looks up Rainbow Dash porn in her free time.

>>25625637

not WHO, SHOE!!

...oooohhh hahahaha

I can get used to working with ya

>>25625711
Does anyone else get the sense that if Scootaloo were real, she would be the worst sort of MLP fan?

>>25625711
>Ponies fapping to badly drawn internet porn of other ponies.
Not sure if want...

my favorite pony is pony

>>25625640
It spawns from the most depraved, sexually repressed minds on 4chan.

>>25625707
Wow. Wow! From my shitty cam pic! That's awesome! Dude! Wow. That looks so cool. Wow!

Shit!

>>25625758
yo dawg

>>25625754
What makes you think that?

>>25625669
I see. Well, I thought the designs were neat, so they're there if anyone else likes them. The ringers are kinda slim fit, so I guess they can work in ladies sizes too.

>>25625754
she'd probably have a trip and crappy drawings out every 15 minutes!


like JUICE!!! *GASP*

>>25625711
I really don't think she's gay, but just looks up to her as an idol.
She'll probably be really upset once she finds out Dash is a lesbian.

>>25625173

Draw how Spiderman got inside Scootaloo

Guys, let's play a game. Let's say you have a girlfriend, and they hypothetically, she walks in on your watching ponies. What do you say?

>>25625759

Who's repressed?

hey ponies i was thinking in make a serie of pics like this one
what do you think and which ponies you whant to be in the next one?

>>25625758
Ohhhhh so that's a way to indirectly show your despise for zebras, isn't it?! HUH? HUH?!

>>25625754
Scootaloo would be a massive newfoal and save every porn image and write terrible fap fics.

>>25625798
I got you this bridle.

>>25625733
Dat face.
>"I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN HOOF IN MY FACE, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?!"

>>25625779
not dawg, pony

>>25625798
"Here's the water you wanted.
What episode are we going to watch next?"

>>25625798

leave before my wife catches you

>>25625775
i'm glad you like it
i sure did.

>>25625817
BonBon and Lyra

>>25625795

He obviously thwipped his way inside.

>>25625817
Welp

>>25625817
Fem Caramel :3

>>25625807
Perhaps i should have said Liberated.

Yeah, sexually liberated.

>>25625798
I ask what the problem could be in this situation, explain the show's appeal, and maybe even convince her to give it a shot.
With luck, she joins me in ponydom.
In reality, she'd probably just say "whatever" and I'd be alone within days.

>>25625817
And that's how Caramel went form manly to mare.

>>25625840
ink the celestia one he just posted. JESUS DEMANDS IT!

>>25625798

>>25625823
no, she would save thumbnails.

>>25625817

Are they going to be crying in all of them? Or will there be a variety of faces?

>>25625819
everywhere you go them flatmanes keeping the striped colt down

>>25625798

"I was just flipping through channels and lost the remote!"

>>25625817
SnailsTwist

>>25625817
Fluttershy's hooves grabbing Twilight!

>>25625884
And that's horrible.

>>25625869
> liberated

"Today we take Rarity's candyvag! FOR ZE FATHERLAND!"

>>25625869

Alright then.

>>25625798
Hey.

>>25625603
fur isn't polished to a high gloss sheen. save those highlights for mecha or whatev.

>>25625537
rarity obviously has a thing for gems but she can get all she wants, that's her cutie mark. i think she's an elitist who wants to marry above her station, socially.

>>25625878
AB-SO-LUT-LY not I don't do prontogrofy

>>25625759
>put in the same bag as the rest
...ok.jpg

And to think I wanted to offer my best ability to do nice 34 out of friendship... you broke my heart, anon. Hope you're happy.

>>25625798
I ask her what her favorite poni is. Then we friendship the friendship while friendship.

Also magic.

>>25625541
this one is better

>>25625685
i was hoping you would say the other sites. any idea where this came from?

>>25625810
Why is Spike drawn as a Pegasus pony? Wouldn't Unicorn be more appropriate?

>>25625754
What would that make Applebloom and Seatybelt? I know there's a pic of AB playing with My Little Bronies so she at least has the toys, but has to hide them from AJ. But what would Seaty Belt do?

This whole tread...

>>25625798
Ok, let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing.