reposting again:

Fuck the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

They never get their comeuppance. They fucking stole some of Rarity's precious gold fabric and don't get punished. They run off like idiots into the forest. Once they come upon a real danger, they freak out and start crying. They put Fluttershy in danger rescue them.

And they're annoying.

Fuck them.

They're share the annoying ability that Scrappy Doo had. Bravely charging in to every fight, but not being able to back it up.

Ponies get their friends to brush their teeth. They brush each others teeth.

>>25583985
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg&feature=player_detailpage#t=25s

>>25584058
Give example of tyhem getting into trouble and thenn bawwing about it.

It sounds hilarious

SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING IN FRENCH

>>25584058
you ever notice how Apple Bloom was a sensible, mature child in "Bridle Gossip" and then quickly took a nosedive as soon as she got in touch with Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle?

>>Discussion on tripcoders.
>>mainly negative
>>mfw
I like people like Tripfag McGee he not abrasive like some of the other Tripcoders on /co/ and is a chill dude. This also applies to a select few.

>>25584058
reposting again:

fgsfds

I second the request of 90's Cheerilee!

>>25584058
Sweetie Bell's still adorable.
Your argument is still irrelevant.

Don't make me get the Scootaloo fans in here mister.

>>25584058
Scootaloo thread?

We're moving to an ad thread? Really? Fine.

>>25584058
On the plus side... at least they don't have an annoying catchprase like Scrappy.

Applejack is pretty cool

>>25584104

>>you ever notice how Apple Bloom was a sensible, mature child in "Bridle Gossip" and then quickly took a nosedive as soon as she got in touch with Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle?

Yes! When they're together they're horrible brats.

>>Give example of tyhem getting into trouble and thenn bawwing about it.

"Stare Master". They rush off like idiots. Looking for adventure and to find a missing chicken. They run into a cockatrice. When the shit hits the fan, they just start crying. Fluttershy has to come in and bail their asses out. If it wasn't for her, it could have been a major disaster.

Its a pattern with them. They get into shit, and they don't get punished.

>>25584130
>>25584122
too late...

>>25584130
yes


quick requests

>>25584130
Scootaloohon approves

>>25584147
CUTIE MARK CRUSADER ------------S!

>>25584183
Scootaloo wither her hair dyed (badly) like dash's.
Love that hero worship stuff.

>>25584158
>sensible, mature child
>I'll just follow this unknown stranger into the dangerous forest of evil monsters without telling anyone

>>25584183

Sweetie Belle reacting to a bunch of marshmellow candies that look like her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GSldt01GHU

>>25584197
And here we go!

>>25583985

Fuck it, im bored.

Gonna take poem requests again.

>>25584183
Can you show me the "Meaning of Life"? Kloudmutt? Can You?

>>25584183
>>25584183
>>25584183
>>25584183
>>25584183

Spike as a Dracula!

>>25584193
I really only heard that in Stare Master (More times than I would have liked). Not sure if they did it in ShowStoppers and whatever other episodes they were in. Wouldn't entirely call it a catchphrase right now, but I'll have to rewatch some episodes to make sure.

>>25584246

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A7gBS3QiqA

>>25584197
Leth you may as well just throw ponychan back in there for the newcomers judging by some of the posts in the other thread.
I'm pretty sure /co/'s mature enough to know that if they tried something and don't like it to just leave it alone.
That and it doesn't work like a two-way thing so if anything it filters out annoyances for the more dedicated posters on /co/.

>>25584271
HA

Got that URL memorized, fucker.

Making Celestia the focus near the ending of the vid fits so well with its message.

>>25584183
Pinkie Pie with an afro.
It seems that her hair indicates her personality, so if she were to channel a FUN-KAY personality to go along with the aforementioned fro...I'd love you forever.

>>25584193
I like the, "Yay!" at the end

>>25584280
I'm honestly surprised people noticed. Was just testing. I'll put it back.

Is it wrong for me to want more Sweetie Bell singing?

>>25584317
Hell no

I am saddened that she didn't lead the song in Show Stoppers, and also sad that she probably won't be going to the Gala so she can contribute to the song.

>>25584317
Don't you mean Scootaloo?

>>25584183

Applejack, tongue deep in an orange half

>>25584312
I honestly would not have picked it up if it weren't for two-three guys in the other thread saying "where else can i discuss ponies?"

ANYWAY NEW FUCKING TOPIC

YOU GET TO SEE ONE MEMBER OF THE CMC GET THEIR CUTIE MARK

WHO DO YOU WISH TO SEE

>>25584379
Sweetie Belle

>>25584379
>>25584379
NO

if they get their cutie marks, the CUTIE MARK CRUSADE ends and so does the fun

>>25584379

Sweetie, cause she's dumb and her being first would amuse me

Okay, CMC Actual Talent Speculation GO!

Sweetie Belle - Singing
Applebloom - Making things
Scootaloo - ???

I'm thinking acrobatics or something for Scootaloo

>>25584227
Fucking. Anything. except dinky abuse, dont make me again
>>25584378
fruit whore!

>>25584379
all of them

>>25584261
But enough talk!
Have at you!

>>25584379
I don't care, as long as the episode revolves around the other two getting butthurt and kicking her out of the group, making her feel bad. But then they all learn a lesson in the end

>>25584379

SCOOTALOO

>>25584379
Sweetie.

Scootaloo is gonna be a blank flank forever.

>>25584403
I think you mean that's where the jealousy and bitchiness begin.

And sexual tension.
There's alwaaays sexual tension.

>>25584414
Scoot is pretty good on that scooter.

>>25584379
I already have a good idea what kinda cutie mark scootaloo and sweetiebell are going to get... so i would have to say applebloom even though i like the other two better.
honestly I hope they get their cutie marks one by one and the last one gets all upset/pouty cause she doesn't have hers yet... that would be super cute.

>>25584416
>Anything

A poem about Rainbow Dash choking on a million dicks.

>>25584414
>SCOOTALOO
>AMAZING ON A SCOOTER
>HRRRRRMMMMM WONDER WHAT THAT CUTIE MARK COULD BE
Oh i know a cock!

>>25584379
Scootaloo
I want to see some dance moves, dammit!
Some graceful sky-dancing, you see

If you save this you go straight to pony hell.

>>25584416
Scootaloo's love ballad to Rainbow Dash.

>>25584416

Song about bic mac's plowing similar to John Henry's steel driving

>>25584429

I don't get this picture.

>>25584217
your video game isn't very good

Scootaloo is going to be the pony version of Tony Hawk (or whatever skating legend that kids fap to these days).

>>25584506
I saved that one two years ago
>>25584416
Twilight's nervous thoughts on dating

>>25584506
Saved!
hey pony hell is better than normal hell, I'm moving up!

>>25584506
Saved, because that is some good art.

>>25584506

It's just a pony eating icrcream you sicko!

>>25584506
I get 72 pony waifus in hell right?

>>25584429
I found that hilarious.

We don't have enough funny Rarity artworks!

>>25584464
>>25584482

A fucking scooter? Come on, that's pretty retarded. I guess she'll never fly.

>>25584535
Joke ruining spoiler ahead
Rainbow Dash stuck the carrot in her candy vag

>>25584379
>Watching stare master
>want to destroy all 3 of them

>>25584525
im doing this

Million dicks maybe.
Im sorry, I did one for scootaloos love for RD early this morning, check the archive.
>>25584542
second

>>25584429
Why is it that every scenario involving Rarity is just one step away from evolving into a porno...

Sleepovers, Slavery, Spa-Visits...

>>25584596
Just flying would never do, she could never match rainbow dash and get her respect. That scooter, though? yeah.

Pony Pets:

Twilight Sparkle - Owlicious (Owl)
Rarity - Opalescence (Cat)
Applejack - Winona (Dog)
Pinkie Pie - Gummy (Alligator)
Fluttershy - Angel (Bunny)
Rainbow Dash - Scootaloo (Punching Bag)

>>25584597
Thats not the joke...

hey guys, I pulled an all nighter in front of the computer last night, think I should try to do it this night again?

>>25584626
>Twilight Sparkle - Owlicious (Owl)

It's Aloysius.

just to remind you, pony hell is a real place and you will be going there at the first moment of pedophilia

>>25584535

Carrots look like penises, dear.

>>25584227
An ode to Rocky and his torrid affair with Madame le Flour

>>25584612
Dress Up

>>25584643

>>25584648
>every thread why?

>>25584627
Then what is the joke?

>>25584643
Not according to Lauren fucking Faust

>>25584626
Don't you mean chicken?

>>25584666
...dammit, Faust, that's so stupid

>>25584631

Yes.

In fact, you should do it as often as possible till friday, because the chance afterwards will likely be gone

>>25584652
see this post>>25584678

>>25584652
well, no they dont really. But they are vaguely similar in dimension and kids are immature.

>>25584708
That's not a joke.

>>25584429
Explain please.

>>25584704
why would the chance be gone after Friday?

>>25584414
Applebloom> Carpenter/Architect
Sweetiebell> Singer/Celebrity
Scootaloo> Prostitute/Hooters Girl

>>25584704
What do you mean by this?

I doubt the bronies are going to dissipate after the season finale

>>25584744
carrot = Phallic object\

>>25584719

>>25584740
>>25584744
Just think of the carrot as a banana or something, I'm sure you will get it then.

>>25584678

The joke is there is no joke.

>>25584736

No, you see, all cylindrical objects with the rough dimensions of the penis are in fact phallus analogues. How are people not understanding this? It's the sucking on the banana/popsicle/lollipop shtick.

>>25584763
Applebloom's whole thing was common sense, organisation and innovative thinking>mayor

Sweetie Belle's a fucking rocking diva from mars- Singing sensation

Scootaloo will die in a scooter crash with her brains all over the curb because shes a fucking moron>scooting champion

>>25584596
> A fucking scooter? Come on, that's pretty retarded. I guess she'll never fly.

THE FUCK DID YOU SAY

>>25584793
AJs face.

how do pone peel banan

>>25584823
sometimes a carrot is just a carrot

>>25584823
>>25584823
Fucking lol'd at the filename

>>25584799
>>25584773
You guys are so dumb, rainbow dash is a lesbian and doesn't get off to people eating phallic objects in front of her.

>>25584799
Awww, dash kinda confused me at first. Good one.

>>25584414
Applebloom> Barn Builder (Cutie Mark: Amish Hat)
Sweetiebell> Singer (Cutie Mark: Lady Gaga)
Scootaloo> Runaway (Cutie Mark: Hobo Bag & Stick)

>>25584835

Give me back my phone, pony.

>>25584843
Any time a woman is sucking on a large phallic object.

It is NEVER what it actually is

>>25584656

-an episode where Big Mac comes over to clean the pool
-one where she's the strict new teacher at school
-one where her carriage is broken down and she has to hitchhike in hotpants.
- one where she accidentally spills whipped cream all over herself while baking with Pinkie Pie

>>25584851
THATS WHY SHE HAS A FACE OF BOREDOM AND NOT AROUSAL YOU IDIOTA

>>25584860
You're a carrot i hate you

>>25584843
The carrot has changed.

>>25584763
>>25584826
I'll fucking cut you.

>>25584830
I don't have a reaction pic for all the dawww I just felt

>>25584865
>carriage
But they are horses
>teacher
Isn't she like, 27

>>25584631
bad news - this is not an applejack, sir.
Good news: if it wasn't planned to be Applejack - awesome!

what the fuck was the psi of those pies being thrown to take down full grown buffulos?

>>25584851

Just because somebody chooses to not sleep with men doesn't mean they don't find the action in question erotic.

>>25584631
>2010

No joke, a moral: Eating veggies is for dorks

Fruit is where it's at

>>25584771
That's right, the finale is this week isn't it?

>>25584843
>>25584830

sometimes rocket jets are the desire to ejaculate into the sky in a kind of meteorological metaphor for basic mammalian reproduction, in this case as a subconscious declaration of homosexuality in response to years of regular savage abuse at the hands of her idol, mixed with her own sexual attraction to this same figure.

>>25584873
She has wing boners you foal.

>>25584823
everything longer in one direction than the others is a penis

Abraburm and sweatybeet would have a future on their own, but scoopawoop keeps holding them back

>>25584851
Everyone knows dash goes both ways.

>>25584898

looks more like Appletart to me.

Continue.

>>25584856
this

>>25584921
Yep, show is finally ending

It had a good run, I'm sad to see it go

>>25584901
Apploosa is an earth pony town. Earth ponies are strong as fuck, and don't appear to particularly care about following the laws of physics properly. For example, applejack can kick apples so hard they break where they hit, but really they should break when she kicks them. Thus, "fucking magic" is in effect, and those apple pies were probably thrown hard enough to kill.

>>25584913
Time machine bro.

>>25584930

Get it? It has kids inside? Huh? Huh? Get it?

>>25584928
The fuck is a wing boner.

Their wings extend with emotions, not arousal

>>25584922

The Soviets experimented with vagina shaped rockets back in the early sixties, but the designs proved impractical.

>>25584896
>Implying teachers can't get hired as soon as they have their credentials, ie; just out of college
>Implying horse drawn carriages weren't a joke in Over a Barrel

sniff ):

Here's a link to the damn comic, figure it our for yourself.

http://gavalanche.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d3fe2l4

>>25584981
nope

>>25584993
Why would rarity be at school.

Why.

She is older

>>25584984
>implying you know more about pegasus psychology than anybody else

>>25584984

Sexual arousal is an emotion -- that triggers physiological changes. So, you know, wing boners.

>>25584968
Season 2 bro.

Even though it's going to be 7 months...

>>25584907
OH BOY HERE WE GO
>Gay is a choice
OLOLOLOL

>>25584994

>>25584986
alright, I now have a fic request.
Fucking RD flying her soviet candyvag rocket onto a pussy planet. Or some shit to that effect. Adventure!

>>25584994
Sweet, now i need a picture of Dash saying its lame to go with it

>>25585032
I'm straight. Lesbians are awesome. Why can't that also work the other way around?

Would anyone be willing to read about a knife fight between Staff Sergeant "Icepick" Spike and Apple "Solid" Bloom?

>>25585013
>Couldn't have happened in the past
>Nope

>>25585020
Arousal is a state of being

Emotion isn't.

You can be angry and normal
You can be angry and a super saiyan

2 different things

>>25585032

Oh shut the fuck up. Yes, not sleeping with men is a choice; no, sexual orientation is not a choice. Go be an asshole somewhere else.

>>25585066
Would you sleep with a lesbian? Like, have lesbian intercourse with said lesbian. Lesbian.

>>25584968
Go fuck yourself.

>>25585085
Wing boners come from being sexually aroused. That's why it's a wing *boner*. If it's not from being sexually aroused, it wouldn't be called a wing boner. Clue's in the name, man!

>>25585085
>aroused
>angry
>sad
>happy
states. of. being

They're stupid I know

>>25584984
oh comon now, wingboners have been going on for like 2 months in here.

Twilight Sparke = Whatever's the most academic
Applejack = Strait
Rarity = Strait
Rainbow Dash = Bisexual
Fluttershy = Strait / Zoophile
Pinkie Pie = Eats other people's scabs

>>25585114
I... think so? If that were physically possible, I'd be down with that.

>>25585124
>emotions cause states of being

>>25585081
Fuck time. Majoras mask was a terrible game

>>25585070
Ooooh. Actually - probably yes.

>>25585114
I would do anything for rainbow dash!

>>25585070
Was Applebloom ever made into a character in those Vietnam alt art images?

>>25585138
I hereby proclaim you at least bi-curious

>>25585123

Hush up and let the big ponies talk.

>>25585135
>strait

i do hope you mean Straight

>>25585123
>>25585133
>He thinks extended wings=sexual arousal

HA HUE

>>25585142
Okay now I'm actually sort of probably mad

woah, everyone got fucking angry really quick.

>>25585156
But I don't want to have sex with men

>>25585156
Okay, just another label to long list of labels.

>>25585156
A dude wanting to have sex with a women makes him bicurious?

>>25585013

Cause it's a Porno. It follows pornologic.

See (x) is a penis, (y)is a vagina, (z) is the variable that's keeping (x) from meeting (y).

In pornography (z) approaches 0.

Same goes for (x) and (x) / (y) and (y)

>>25585181
They jimmy johns jelly

>>25585176
Nobody seriously thinks that, it's just funny. It's a joke, you may have heard of them. It's pinkie's sort of thing.

>>25585176
>He doesn't think extended wings=sexual arousal

>>25585141
and getting horny causes being aroused

/co/lts of 4chan, I come from the far off land of /b/, seeking the one known as Cabbage. Has he been seen around here as of late?

>>25585142
> never got out of the town

>>25585176
Aroused=extended wings
extended wings=/=Aroused

>>25585209
nope

>>25585181
I'M NOT ANGRY

I'M GETTING ANNOYED

>>25585181
they fallin for the trollan.

So I found this the other day

>>25585212
>never made it to the town

>>25585145

Lemme know what ya think of it. I based all the names off the MLP Vietnam pictures. It's a little bit long and I didn't want it to be gore filled...but the knife fight is at the end...and there is a happy ending...

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LGKqhMmC9uXUo1AQfyjU7ZMxRyCyIN-o3S-dra23TLA/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=COyV0R4

>spoilered for who wins

Solid Bloom


>>25585152

no...

>>25585184
shit I thought you were a woman

>>25585209
Haven't seen him.

you're all furries

the fandom is exactly the same

>>25585191

x₁ and x₂; y₁ and y₂ you mean.

Also, I think you just described life, not porn.

>>25585206
Horny is arroused

>>25585135
That's ridiculous.
Rainbow Dash is obviously the only straight pony in the show.
She just keeps getting chased by crazy Lesbians - first Gilda, now Pinkie, and even Scoots has her sights set on her.

>>25585236
>never got past the first door.

>>25585209
huh?

>>25585260
The vocal furfags always ruin it for the rest of us.

>>25585260
0/10
Try harder, bro.

>>25585268
thats how we describe emotions: as a state of being. Try describing happiness without the word happy

>>25585268

He used a bad example, point is that sexual arousal starts with an emotional response.

>>25585260
You're on 4chan

So that means you're a pedophile

I can make sweeping generalizations too

Sure am loving all of this pony discussion as of late.

Furries are into it for the porn

Bronies are into it for the friendship

lrn the fucking difference

>>25585260
>Jizz overflow

>>25585142
>>25585212
>>25585236
>>25585282
Major's mask, whats that?

>>25585304

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/happiness

A state of well-being and contentment.

>>25585260
Whatever.

>>25585340
A Legend of Zelda game.

>>25585326
>Furries are into it for the porn
>Bronies are into it for the friendship
Everyone else: Likes the show.

>>25585326
I'm in it for both now.

>>25585222
>>25585251
Then I will return again another time, if he shows up tell him I'm looking for him and point him towards /b/, thank you for your help and have a pleasant evening.

>>25585260
>>25585260
That 0r0 character is a slut

>>25585282
>never made it past the video that plays when you first turn it on.

Although it was pretty creepy.

Enflared wings portray excitement in a scene.

>>25585372
He's just drawing his "desires".

Here, I drew a quick 20 minute pony. Am I cool now?

>>25585135
Rarity and Fluttershy are so homo for each other, it's a wonder Sweetie Belle hasn't written essay titeled: "My two moms and that strange, banana-like thing they keep in the cupboard"

>>25585343
I can find one key word in there.
>State

Someone requested fluttershy in bondage gear.

>>25585372
He's drawn more fucked up shit then that.

Scootaloo's cervix comes to mind.

>>25585414
But Rarity is her sister.

>>25585414
Probably has to do with Rarity not being her mom.

>>25585420

Who cares? I was just worried you didn't understand how dictionaries work.

>>25585442
I approve Sluttershy.

>>25585445
Can I see?

>>25585442
aaaand I hate you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHZj8Xp-Ik

Dear princess celestia,

today I -UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUU JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN ERBRBRRBBRBBRBRBRBR UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU FOOTBALL.

Your faithful student,

twilight sparkle

>>25585442
How do you guys draw stuff like that so fast?

My pencil drawings usually take at least half an hour (I'm a beginner).

>>25585381
God damn, those faces.
Those faces.

>>25585442
>All those juices

>>25585442

You're getting closer and closer.

>>25585365

I love this show so much.

>>25585447
>>25585451
She was teen-pregnant. Parents didn't want a scandal. Sweetie will learn the truth in season 2.

>>25585442
you know, a cute little saddle and some reins would have done it.

>>25585445
You wish he drew that

>>25585442
fappin

>>25585442
Oh you~

>>25585365
I love the show dude. My body can't contain the love, it's overflowing, and a little leaks out every now and then.

>>25585411
>>25585411
You Draw a OC and ask /co/ if your cool?
Please tell me you are trolling.

>>25585487
I thought teen pregnancy was how Rainbow dash got kicked out of flight school, and ended semi hiding in that small, unimportant town until her family finally accept she had an abortion.

>>25585442
>Pussy juice

Good Afternoon /co/. Whats happening now?

>>25585369

Epic. Love dat hydra. But no Ursa?

>>25585514
>>25585411
Go to deviant art, then ship him with a main character

they will praise you

I'm not even kidding

>>25585484
>>25585502
ALMOST THERE I CAN FEEL IT.

>>25585490
He already did, i was in his livestream. No, i didnt take any screencaps.

>>25585442
>>25585442
>>25585442
>>25585442

I requested spike as a Dracula!
You can do it!

>>25585487
She's my daughter
*slap*
she's my sister
*slap*
she's my daughter
*slap*
...

>arguing over sexual arousal of ponies

>>25585528
Rarity scandal and Fluttershy bondage gone horribly wrong.

>>25585442
Some guys are weird. Also i could imagine better, human characters one could spend so much effort on drawing.

>>25585442
Haha, did they? What a weird request!

>>25585524
You fucking wish that was pussy juice

>>25585489
That's rarity's thing

>>25585514
A bit too obvious, no? Oh well, all in good jest

>>25585524
>semen
Fixed that for you

>>25585479
Practice, I'm afraid.
Once you know what you want to draw and how to do it and exactly what it's supposed to look like, you can do it really really fast.

>>25585528

Everyone was having a great time until you showed up.

>>25585563
That's Big Mac juice.

>>25585563
You're not allowed to have an opinion about porn anymore.

>>25585567
Try shipping it with one of the main six that always stirs up trouble.

>>25585487
My sisters toys
By Sweetie Belle

My big sister Rarity has all these neat toys in a chest in her room, like a snake that vibrates and a weird jump rope and some chains.
Some times her friend Fluttershy comes to visit and they spend hours playing with her toys. It always seems like they play too rough with each other because Fluttershy is always screaming.
The end.

wtf did i just drew

>>25585556
Cool...
>>25585582
Thats such a mean thing to say... Is something troubling you?

>>25585528
hey, remember what we said?
You want to see the shit side of the fandom? Try fucking ottanta

three more fics to write

-headdesk- gonna get some sleep and maybe some food before I keep going

>THE REQUEST LIST

Twilight's letter to her parents
RD x S
L x D

>>25585617
YES.
You are excellent.
Though technically, Spike's always Dracula.

>>25585629
How do I have sex with ottanta?

>>25585582
Well thats not very friendship...
now, say your sorry to the tripfag namefag.

>>25585595
why? Im simply saying at least that wouldnt be fucking cum dripping out in some kind of primordial ooze from my favourite goddamn pony while she wears skin tight bondage gear. It also not spoilered

>>25585629
Come on now, I saw the scat you guys were talking about. It was gross, but I expected that since you guys kept talking about it. I think I will be just fine here now

>>25585611
read that in her voice. o god

>>25585611
whyboner.jpg

>>25585644
pretend to be a pony

i just remember something really depressing. could someone post some cute ponies?

>>25585611
>Fluttershy

I'm so fucking mad I missed the thread for the new episode.

Party of One is possibly my favourite so far. Pinkie Pie is SCARY insane when she wants to be.

And when her hair suddenly turned back into sad mode with the baloon sound, that was so sad.

>>25585687
It seems you are looking for the hugbox portion of the base.

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/

>>25585629
The dude doesn't pull any punches, I like that in a drawfag.

>>25585687
I thought this was adorable.

>>25585704
I teared up big time man. Big time. In fact, I couldnt watch the episode twice, it just fucking hit home for me.
human, all too human

which is strange for ponies. Guess I lost the escapism and was plunged into a fucking mirror of the world we're in already

>>25585693

Oh shut up, Rainbow Dash.

You've got Poopascoop to keep you company. And that retarded thing.

>>25585617
...
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...
...

you do realize there is nothing that says it's Dracula except filename?

>>25585714
What punches are there to pull? Theres no statement, its just a violated fluttershy, or a savagely beaten scootaloo. He's good at drawing, I appreciate that, but come on man

>>25585704
Oh, also. Why the hell does she have a toothless alligator?

The questions that brings up aside (how does it get the nutrients it needs? Why does it have no teeth?) Why does she have him, and where did she get him?

It's just so random.

>>25585629

>shit side of the fandom
>causes and perpetuates flame wars that span days
>writes shitty poems
>writes shitty fanfics
>just requested a fapfic
>talks shit about contributors people actually like

Damn that's some cognitive dissonance.

>>25585712
Hey asshole he didn't want to talk. We do dumps for shit all the time, you don't like cute? Fuckoff with your gb2 ponychan bandwagon bullshit

In a previous thread, someone posted an image of Deckard Cain. Started drawing a hammerdin pony, any critique would be good.

>>25585704
>>25585744
Was i the only one who got a kick out of sad pinkie? Her being miserable brought me such joy, cheers me up just thinking about it.
Also Insanepie was great, i was laughing the whole day.

>>25585763
>He doesn't recognise the iconic mustache of Vladislav "Dracula" Tepes II at a glance!
>laughinghistorians

Oh, guy, I cant find the lyrics to steel driving man anywhere, so i may have to drop trying and move on

>>25585768

Have you seen the Mona Lisa? Fuckin' stupid ass painting, there's no message it's just some smilin' bitch. That's it. I mean, it's well made and I appreciate that, but come on.

It's no Che Guevara t-shirt. Now that makes a statement!

>>25585763
>Implying that dosen't look like Vlad
>Implying everyone is too stupid to realise who that is
>Implying I am implying implications

>>25585763
This is Vlad the Impaler, aka Dracula.

>>25585782
Ive played both sides of the fandom many times, it's all in good fun. Until some faggot goes to goddamn far.

>>25585763

Except for the fact that he's clearly drawn as the famous portrait of Vlad Tepes, Stoker's model for the fictional Count.

1. Mare in the Moon: Meh
2. Elements of Harmony: The fuck am I watching
3. The Ticket Master: Meh
4. Apple Buck Season: Good
5. Griffon the Brush-Off: Good
6. Boast Busters: Meh
7. Dragonshy: Meh
8. Look Before You Sleep: Good
9. Birdle Gossip: Good
10. Swarm of the Century: Meh
11. Winter Rap Up: What the fuck am I watching
12. Call of the Cutie: Meh
13. Fall Weather Friends: Meh
14. Suited for Success: Meh
15. Feeling Pinkie Keen: Good
16. Sonic Rainboom: Good
17. Stare Master: Meh
18. The Show Stoppers: Good
19. Dog and Pony Show: WTF am I watching?
20. Green isn't your Color: Meh
21. Over a Barrel: Meh
22. A Bird in the Hoof: Good
23. The Cutie Mark Chronicles: God Tier
24. Owls well that ends well: Meh
25. Party of One: Good

>>25585142

>Majora's Mask
>bad game

>>25585770
Well, I imagine she found an alligator egg and kept it since it was almost her birthday.
And then she fed it nothing but sweets.

>>25585795
>>25585808
>>25585827
>>25585829

Vladmind :D

>>25585770
I read somewhere that alligators can lose and regrow teeth pretty easily
I'm not sure if that means anything to gummy, though.

>>25585442
That looks more like Scootaloo

>>25585784
I would be I'm tired of people coming in here with shit posts like "blah blah happened CUTE PONIES ASAP".

Also, what's the point of such a request? half of the thread is just that anyway. It's like storming into an Entenmann's store and demanding someone to find baked goods.

>>25585768
You're taking this all too goddamn seriously.

They're just stupid monochrome equines, get a grip on yourself man.

>>25585804
That was your point, not mine.
Im saying he draws disgusting shit that gets too much, you're saying that he somehow is boldly saying something with what he does.

>>25585782
I saw some ppl liked his poems.

There is something wrong with your logic, bro, Perhaps you can't do simple math. eh.

>>25585837
That list is crap, try again.

>>25585866
>>25585829
>>25585795
>>25585827
>>25585808

Guys -- you do understand that you're conflating Draculas, right?

>>25585882

>you're saying that he somehow is boldly saying something with what he does.

Do you just make up what you think other people mean whole cloth or do you at least pretend to read their posts?

>>25585837
You have strange tastes, bro.

>>25585808
>>25585866

> implying implication that I was implying Tepes Dracula, not the Bram's one.

>>25585920
>he doesnt pull any punches
what else does this mean?

Alright, this is getting to be silly now, lets stop fighting.

>>25585837
>Swarm of the Century, Suited for Success, and Green Isn't Your Color: meh
>Look Before You Sleep and The Show Stoppers: good

>am i implying anything?

>>25585902
The person we were replying to said that the picture of spike had nothing to do with Dracula except for the filename, which was in fact
>Spike tepes.jpg
So our response with Vlad Tepes was in fact quite on the money.

It is you who is conflating Draculas now. We are all talking about the mustachioed man with a fondness for putting people on spikes, who are you talking about?

>>25585768
Yeah you know what would really troll me from that guy? Some nice, pretty art that is genuinely 100% not grimdark or made to upset anyone or fucked up in any way...

>>25585135
Twilight Sparke = Homosexual
Applejack = Homosexual
Rarity = Homosexual
Rainbow Dash = Homosexual
Fluttershy = Homosexual/ Zoophile
Pinkie Pie = RainbowDashsexual

>>25585837
god tier list

hated second episode too

>>25585949
>greentext

>>25585942

First off, that's not me.
Second off, it means he doesn't limit himself in any way. It has nothing to do with claiming he has a statement, only that has no restraint. He does not pull punches.

>>25585142
Ocarina is overrated, Majora Mask is better
Anyway, Link to the past is the best.

>>25585944
> opinions

Who cares about real Dracula, the Tepes? Tly.

c:null faissie

Look /co/ I drew a picture! I realise now that the back hooves are bad, and the plant was better but I drew it for you! Because I like being here /co/

>>25585837
>>25585967
Samefag much?

>>25585944
list maker here

honestly show stoppers wasn't good, mistyped that one.

Also, meant to make Birdle Gossip God Tier as well.

<---- WTF ?

>>25585955

No, the Dracula in question was the monster from books, movies and television (>>25585544). While the drawfags turn of phrase was cute, he was in fact intentionally conflating the two characters.

>>25585956

He's done it. And you'd know it if you weren't such a newfag.

> Dracula argument in MLP threads

Autism

Autism everywhere

>>25586007
Good job. We'll hang it on the fridge and show your father when he gets home.

>>25586007

I don't get it

>>25585442
campire spike

any other request?

>>25585956
I dont get your point
>>25585984
Thats kind of a bad phrase, has no boundaries makes more sense.
Yes, sure. Except what has he drawn lately that isnt grimdark shit or porn? Seems he constrains himself to just shock value shit

>>25586043
Uhhh... I don't know if that'd be a good thing to do.

>>25586043

Hang mine up too!

>>25586028

Vlad Tepes, and his family, was called "Dracula." The vampire in the books and the movies was based after the historical figure. So it doesn't really mean anything when you say we've confused the two draculas.

>>25586020
>Madmax comic
>Never makes sense

And the world is still normal.

so.. first time I draw something, anything i should improve?, i think the butt just doesn't look alright...

>>25586007
Its... nice.

>>25585878
Yeah, it was a dumb request.
I'm tired of nonexistent waifus being harmed if it means husbandos will cry.
I love all the ponies, I don't care what position they're in.

>>25586051
Its a picture I drew

jajaja mi dracuuvladspiketepes causa descarrilamientos

ITT: "I'm right because I was told that I'm a special individual snowflake growing up"

>>25586077

>So it doesn't really mean anything when you say we've confused the two draculas.

... the Dracula in movies is not Vlad Tepes. I don't even know what to say to this.

>>25586041
> request was made
> request involves fantasy dracula/spike crossover
> newfag that didn't follow previous thread arrives and complains about something he don't understand

the fuck I'm implying here?

>>25586066

http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/pull+no+punches

You guys are uncanny at finding out what my fetishes are and drawing them in retardedly good detail.

I can't wait for this fucking fandom to slow down, ive been so close to fappin to pony so many times you don't even know.

>>25586039
That hurts man. I wish I was a tripfag so I could prove to you that I've been around since the premiere, oh well.

>>25586061

>>25586077
No, they were titled "Dracuul" (The Dragon)

"Dracula" was the fictional name based on this word.

>>25586101

The dracula in the movies is inspired by Vlad Tepes. Hell, in the 90's film "Bram Stoker's Dracula," they made an effort to make Oldman look like that Vlad Tepes portrait, just like that Spike drawing.

>>25586115
BonBon&Lyra are the best!

>>25586061
LOL
i take it.

>>25586101
>Implying Bram Stoker's Dracula and the historical Dracula haven't been combined in every goddamn Dracula movie in the past ten years

>>25586077
He said they conflated the characters- put them together.
Vladdy was the inspiration for Dracula we know in various media.

>>25586157
who?

>>25586149

"dracula" = son of dracul

Same base word.

>>25586113
>to deal with something honestly without hiding anything

whats he deal with in his pictures?
lets not argue semantics.

>>25586172

>>25586139

>>25586152

They are entirely different entities with entirely different histories, behaviors, attributes, etc. It doesn't matter that one inspired the other, they aren't the same thing.

>>25586079
anything i should improve?

>>25586061
Rarity sniffing Sweetie Belle's mane

>>25586115
goddammit, just do it man!

What pic nearly pushed you to the edge?

>>25586195
ASPIE FIGHT!

>>25586177

He makes his pictures honestly without hiding anything. Why do I always find you misunderstanding the English language? Are you not a native speaker?

>>25586201
not now, we're talking shit

>>25586061
Spike cooking breakfast for Twilight and Rarity

With secret sauce

>>25586195
Doesn't mean they're different things.

>>25586195

>entirely different

Dracula = Vlad Tepes + vampire powers

>>25586061
Okay, here it is: Diamond dogs + Gilda

Was supposed to be commission to some other artists, but lose to twixTrixie

>>25586217

He's some sort of retard.

>>25586222
alrighty then

>>25586236

No, he really isn't.

I know of exactly one Dracula story where the person in question is actually Vlad Dracul and that's in the New World of Darkness. Every other story is based on a book wherein there was a character who was loosely based on a historical figure.

>>25586236
WHy so Autism bro?

>>25586201
I'm not an artist, but I'll point you in the direction of some tutorials
http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/65.html

>>25586208
Hell, just make it full on creepy molestation.

>>25586177

In this context, it means not censoring what he wants to draw and what other people want to see because pussies such as yourself can't handle drawings of ponies.

>>25586217
I completely get what it means man, do you want an example?

Fuck it, lets pull it right out of your dictionary

>The television network isn't pulling any punches with the subject matter on its new show

It means that the show doesnt try to hide anything in what its saying about the subject matter its concerned with. Not that it actually isnt hiding anything.

honesty requires some kind of opinion or thought on the matter. Being fucking naked isnt honest, its being naked.

Nowhere does it mention no boundaries

DRACULA IS THE SAME GUY

THERE AREN'T TWO DRACULAS

NEWFAGGOTS

>>25586192

>>25586061

Pinkie Pie eating some "Subway".

>>25586210
Celestia/Twilight spanking by Railgunner has been stuck in my fucking head for months now.

>>25586236
No, Dracula by Bram's was a pure fiction character based on scary stores about the count Vlad, called as Tepes (coz he liked to put spears in ppl' asses).

The picture here has nothing to do with Vlad but resembles fictional Dracula somehow: >>25585544

Is Ponychan down again or something, why is there so much autism in this thread?

>>25586177
They're all like, metaphors, for complicated life issues and stuff, you know like dependency, and like love, or having your first period or whatever

Its all real artistic and shit man you probably just don't understand it

>>25586079
Nose. it's wrong.