WHAT IS A PONY?! NOTHING BUT A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS AND LIES, SECRETS AND LIES!

Lets discuss raritys tail. It obviously has some kind of muscle in it to be able to pick up shit and hold it. So when she cut her tail off in ep2 it must have hurt like a motherfucker.

Someone needs to make a nightmare version of that Pinke-acid gif now

>>25497485
Nah, just lots of hair spray. They said they'd been preparing for this.

>>25497485
>dat gif
>nothin at all, nothin at all, nothin at all

doing poems

>>25497485
Not necessarily. It might just be reinforced with wire. You can pick things up with springs the way she did with that package.

if pinkie pie and party cat teamed up how quickly would they destroy slurms mckenzie

>>25497485

AJ used to be the only one who could do that. Looks like it's an ability most of the ponies possess.

So about stonershy...

>>25497485
She's got telekinesis.

>>25497472
Could somebody make a Pinkie Pie version of this?

With Pinkie's consciousness divided against itself, only one face can calm her tempestuous heart

So anyway, in the interest of overthinking things, Rarity said Spike smelled like "dragon perspiration".
Aka sweat.
Dragons confirmed for not reptiles?

>>25497485
If Rarity was a human, she could pull nails out of a piece of wood with her butt.

Any sign of a download yet or is it just that crap quality one on youtube?

>>25497634

Maybe Disco will redraw it from scratch if you ask him, next time he's taking requests. I'm sure it would look fantastic.

>>25497639
>theres a door to the 2nd level of pinkie house from outside

well aint that some shit

>>25497485
Rarity tail is some sort of parasite that lives on her ass.

>>25497590

I don't remember ever seeing that.

What episode is it from?

>>25497590
Flutters is a hippy dope-fiend who communicates with animals, but she can be badass when she has to.

She's pony Jeff Bridges

kz2

>>25497657

kz3

>>25497704
Looks like where the phoenix is eating its seed

>>25497590
someone made a nonshitty version of that gif

>>25497657

No, bad penis.

I SAID NO, PENIS.

>watch episode; greatly enjoy psycho pinkie
>decide to read "Cupcakes"
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I actually meant to saw taking poem requests

>>25497657
That's not very ladylike.

>>25497713
>pinkies bed

how could i miss that! i will be dreaming about it tonight

this show kinda makes me wish I had the hub.

then I remember there's really not much on it I want to watch.

Oh well.

>>25497725
Looks like Pinkie lost some of her color.

The fact that Rarity shoved her head into a garbage can full of putrid, stinking waste goes to show how fucking badly she wanted to get away from Pinkie's party. Normally Rarity cannot stand even a little bit of dirt, so seeing her go that far was a real shocker.

>>25497687
Well the place is inhabited by pegasi. Maybe there's a balcony?

>>25497729

Ah you're right.

kz5
filename

>>25497778
No it only proves how much she cares about her friends...
Truly the best pony

Dash had a date

>>25497778
That was totally OOC, I'm calling for blood. Who was the script writer? They need to be terminated immediately. Faust, are you reading this?

>>25497778
She really hates Pinkie.

>>25497657

Hello boner.

kz6

>>25497820
Who doesn't?

>>25497801
I watch MLP for the plot.

Never sleep with your back to the door when Pinkie Pie's in town.

>>25497801
what happened to fluttershys hat

>>25497847

kz7
filename as well

Time to warm up the tablet. Any drawing requests?

>>25497784

More like, what's gotten into the CMC?

It's a fist, a penis, and a tongue, respectively

>>25497852

>Dat healthy, purple ass

>>25497908
Reaction faces.

>>25497873
She's obnoxious and she looked better with straight hair.

>>25497906
PONY CENTIPEDE!!!!

>>25497908
DO IT

i thoght pinkie was already crazy,but damn,i never thoght id see her make inanimate objects "talk" i need to see the whole episode now

kz8
That's all.

All others screens is reaction faces.

ALSO: NO DERPY

This is your singing telegram,
I hope it finds you well!
You're invited to a party,
'cause we think you're really swell!

Gummy's turning one-year old,
so help us celebrate!
The cake will be delicious,
the festivities first rate!

There will be games and [something]
[something something]
And when the party's over,
we'll gather round for a group hug!

No need to bring a gift,
being there will be enough...
Birthdays mean having fun with friends,
not getting lots of stuff...

It won't be the same without you,
so we hope that you say yes...
So please, oh please, RSVP
and come and be out guest!

Seriously, what is she singing there?

>>25497916

>>25497908
Twilight casting a magic wall to keep crazy Pinkie at bay.

>>25497916
lol

>>25497908
Rarity Tailwresling with Applejack

>>25497908

Rocky hanging out with Gilda

Am i the only one who is upset about Pinkie not calling out Spike on his shit? i mean, he was prolly told to keep the secret by any means necessary and he prolly just cracked from the pressure, but damn, that was harsh.

>>25497863
Oh shit, filly, what are you doing?!

>>25497908
Princess Celestia with Pinkie Pie's personality.

>>25497916

Scootaloo is brown.

I'm ok with that...

Means Dash is a racist though.

Y'know, I just realised an alternate moral for the episode.
>Torture is not very good at getting accurate intel, because people will just say what they think you want them to say in the hopes you'll go away

Alright let's see if this worked.

where are you all getting the 25th ep from?

>>25497908
Psycho Pie riding Flaming Anger Twilight as the Bringers of the End.

>>25497916
RESPECTIVELY

>this episode
>[S] Pinkie: Descend.

>>25497976

>>25497784

>Rarity x Fluttershy

Why must I sail this ship alone?!

>>25497978
Rainbow Dash is also brown

>>25497992
With alternative Ditzy Doo faces version.

>>25497948

it's (something, something) cut a rug.

Does anyone have a good title for this comic?

>>25498019
Nope.

posting screencap

>>25497908

Pinkie Pie as Pink from The Wall.

>>25497948
>Gummy
>turning 1 the day before Pinkie's birthday
Huh, she probably got him as a present.

>>25498000
Yes, and set to this music: http://tindeck.com/listen/sxss

>>25498020
Is this ship heading towards the Shore of FluttershyxRarity or away?

>>25498032

Oh shit! That's actually pretty funny!

>>25498060
she bought him from a store as her own gift.

>>25498047
There is still hope for pony threads

>>25498032

full aeiou

>>25498021
Wha? I thought only Twilight had a questionable birth certificate. Fans can't make up their mind if she's caucasian, asian, indian or black

>>25497863
wait, hold on, how did you get them in HQ and where is the last one from?
>Hasbro spoiler.png

WHAT THE SHIT?

IS THAT A GGG EPISODE SCREENCAP?

>>25497908
still trying to get this done by someone.

>>25497976

"Steal your breath as I slip under your skin"

>>25498032
Snake? SNAKE? SAAAAAAAAAAKE

>>25498083
But that would reveal the punchline

>>25498060

Yes, she was suppose to take care of him and the plan was for the egg to hatch on her birthday, but he hatched early and so started a chain of "Pinkie forgot her birthday in favor of Gummy After Birthday Party" events.

This episode sucked

Not enough Gummy

>>25498032
LOL
Lunabase Alpha?

>>25498090
It's from their "spot the difference" game on their website. They have a different level for each episode in season 1, including episodes we haven't seen yet.

>>25498084
I think we eventually mostly-agreed that Dash was tan Greek.

>>25498028
>Its his birthday, so here's an invite
>Its his first so i thought we should all market it
>So come over, dashie for a fantastic night!
>And afterwards you can tear up my carpet

>>25498090
a week ago the shitty hasbro game they added gave spoilers for the last 2 eps

>>25498032

>>25498120
quiet you

SPEAKING OF AEIOU:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHZj8Xp-Ik

>>25497916
>>25497916
Holy fucking shit

>>25498072

It isn't going anywhere, it's sinking. No fuel!

Hey guys, I drew fanart of this episode, did I do it right?

Well, shit. Pinky Pie moved up in my list.

--Rainbow Dash
--Twilight Sparkle
^^Pinky Pie
v Fluttershy
v Applejack
--Rarity

>>25498120
Your grandma sucks eggs

>>25498091
I'm still waiting for someone to make a pic of Kabal and Derpy dashing through the Everfree Living Forest, and maybe a pony version of Smoke peeking out from behind one of the trees.

>>25498032

That's the best thing ever!

Moonbase Luna!

>>25498032
i love this so much

>>25498141
I think you mean "not enough Angel"

>>25498179
>>25498189
see: >>25498154

>>25498169
no exceptions

ever

>>25498020
You're not alone bro. Together we shall brave the dangerous seas on the good ship Flutterity

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD: PONY POLITICAL CARTOONS

I really need higher-res screenshots.

>>25498168
I'll save your ship.

Rarity's totally made out with Fluttershy in the sauna of the spa.

>>25498210
Flarity
Rattershy

>>25498206

That's hella old but I love it

Ok, I just watched the latest episode...I actually got depressed when Pinkie's mane deflated...
I need life...

>>25498169
OTP 4 LYFE

>>25498238
WELL, I HAVEN'T but it's still fucking hilarious.

>>25497916
>>25497916
I might never look at the CMC the same way ever again. The picture is really good though

>>25498229
>Flarity

She needs at least 20 pieces of it.

>>25498168
I am okay with shipless Fluttershy.

>>25497863

>>25498210
Rarity and fluttershy are canon best friends. They also like to sit in the spa together naked every week. You'd think that would be enough fuel.

>>25498168
just imagine she is saying this to rarity.

>>25498210
>Sail the good ship Fluttershy
>Implying that Rarity would be riding Fluttershy and not the other way around

>>25498229

>Flarity

I like the sound of that!

this song needs to somehow be dubbed on ponies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iXEG3hMxjY

>>25498266
best friends with benefits!

>>25498168

It's not like it wasn't attempted

Was it?

So how soon before we can watch this online?

>>25498223

kz9

>>25498223
HAHA, WIN

>>25498266
>They also like to sit in the spa together naked every week
so, just like everywhere else?
actually, they were wearing robes for most of that, weren't they?

I was discussing with my pal rockman the other day, oh here he is >>25498273

About the Fluttershy/Rarity ship. And how it was sinking or it didn't really pick up.

The reason why Fluttershy doesn't get really shipped is: she's the waifu of jealous anons

>>25498223

What's hugboxing? That's a new one to me.

>>25498316
low quality is already on youtube but i dont have the link because i am hub master race

>>25498229
I guess we could call it Ruttershy.

Because it's not going anywhere.

kz10
enchanced version lol

>>25498334
We talking about the human versions, asuming the Humanverse ponies weare clothing.

>>25498294
take the deepest sigh you can possible sigh and imagine just a piar of disembodied lips firing it right into your ear, into your brain, into your soul. Feel the deepest chill upon your back and sense it reach up your spine, frosting over your synapses and nerve endings, from the sweaty stubs of your disproportionate testicles to the tips of your bloated fingers. Feel that cold, taste the bitter disappointment on your tongue, and know how I feel right now.

That is somehow a new low for me

>>25498350

>>25498223
Genius

Now go and post it on ponychan, I dare you

>>25498299

Not really, no. I saw some talk of Fluttershy x Rarity when that spa episode came out... for about a day. Then it just dissolved and never came up again. Such a great potential pairing that never produced any fruit.

Only reason Rarity has Opal is to have an excuse to go to teaparties with Fluttershy.

>>25498389

write a comic NAO!!!

>>25498389

Nedry you sad sack of shit

>>25498380
Wait what?

You're not trying to say what I think you're trying to say...are you?

>>25498425
Also Rarity is a passive submissive masochist to fluttershy's very private dominatrix complex

>>25498425

"I'd like you to groom my Pussy, Fluttershy!"
"We're still talking about Opal, r-right?"

>>25498275
>>25497784
>>25498020
>>25498229
>>25498210
>>25498229
>>25498258
>>25498266
>>25498268
>>25498273

Fluttershy/Rarity is my favourite crackship in MLP.

They are both fine ladies, they are both good friends, they have similiar intrest, and senjoy similar things.

OTP 4ever.

Occationally, 4somes with the spa twins occurr.

>>25498380
Well, that's one way to look at it.

>>25498470
yes

but you can groom my other pussy

>>25498389

Clever girl.

>>25498407
They're FRIENDS silly.
Besides we all know Fluttershy has but ONE true love.

>>25498503

Come on guys, imma still do a poem or two here, throw something my way
>>25498457
w..what do you think I mean?

>>25498463
I bet Rarity loves being called a mule and having a dirty bridle made of rough hemp ropes tightly strapped to her face.

Heh I just realized something...
So Rarity and Fluttershy are best friends right?
So that means that Rarity know that Fluttershy sews...
So that's why is Suited for Success she redid Fluttershy's dress first and asked her opinion. She was the only one who had any experience sewing!

>>25498524
But Derpy belongs to Luna

>>25498341

Hugboxing is when a group of community becomes, well... a box of hugs. A big, vapid, mutual self-congratulatory mess.

In general usage it means mostly the same thing as circlejerking.

>>25498524
the letter is her teeth

>>25498533
Spike finally professing his love to Rarity.

kz11
filename

link to shit quality youtube vid of new ep PLLLZ ma bronies

where can I get the latest ep? the places I'm seeing don't have it

>>25498558

Actually, no it's not. I didn't think I'd have to post this, but:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hug_machine

>>25498566
Pinkie is the one true slendermare

>>25498574
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuJqQMEbQD0

>>25498549

You are slower than slow.

>>25498336

One day I'll figure out how you fish me out all the time. But yeah, that seems to be case. Flutter fans are reluctant to share her with the Rarity fans. One character can't drive a ship alone. You need support from the fans of the other character too. Rarity fans seem happy with a Flarity ship, but Flutter fans? Doesn't seem like it. Dayum shame!

>>25498554
She is like a bird.
She'll only fly away.

>>25498533
A poem about an artist who wants to wrap up Canterlot like Christo did it with the Reichstag

Think you can do that as a poem?

>>25498558

Kay. Got it.

>>25498564
sorry man, I did that one already. I know im being choosey here

>>25498533

Write me a poem about Spiderman.

I missed you guys after I got banned for "a banned word" but I went over ever post I made yesterday and couldn't figure out what the hell it was.

fluttershy x snails OTP

>>25498593
She doesn't know where her home is
mainly because she keeps forgetting.

>>25498592
As a FS fan, I think flute could do a lot worse than rarity.

>>25498533
Bluntly, I think you're saying:
>I fap to this
>I am ashamed

This concerns me a bit; have some humanized RD and AJ.

>>25498584
>no word or phrase can have more than one meaning

>>25498621
pony

>>25498592

But I'm a flutterfan and I want Flarity with the force of a super nova.

>>25498602
One about Rarity designing a dress made mostly of feathers and sequins because they remind her of Fluttershy's wings and eyes, but in the end she realizes that she is friendzoned, so cries piteously forever alone in her boutique?

>>25498611
>>25498595
this then this

>>25498592
Isn't it more or less that Sparity/Rike get in the way more.

Not that it matters to me:

rarityXspikeXfluttershy=OT3

here i leave this
hope you like

>>25498592
My waifu is mine and mine alone. Any attempt at shipping will be issuing an attempt on your life.

>>25498682
nice

>>25498647

...But that's what the term actually means and where it originated, as a reference to autistic people.

It never held any reference to a community, that's just something made up on the spot that sounds like it makes sense based on the word itself.

>>25498670
Rarity and Fluttershy don't need scale itch

>>25498641
nah, I meant as a kind of collective dissapointment, like the last shred of hope in my young heart had been crushed by a huge machine made of horse vaginas and shame

>>25498682
This is a strange coincidence as I am re-reading this book.

"Hey, Georgie! Would you like some cupcakes? Can you smell them?"

I ship Twilight x Fluttershy

>>25498682

I do like

>>25498682

Huh. I always pictured Trixie in that role. With Gilda in as the huge bird. Twilight would be perfect as Mike Hanlon, because he also works at a library and he's black.

>>25498625
Hah!

>>25498721
Oh, that's different. Also, my image was a duplicate file, so I guess I can't get it to you.

Still, you can see where my confusion lies; a simple, "Internet, I am disappoint", or something similar near or at the end would have avoided said confused state.

>>25498682

Pinkiewise the Prancing Pony?

kz12

>>25498773

For some reason I have a softspot for Twilight x Rarity, myself.

It's probably the whole grey mouse meets grand dame thing.

>>25498721
more horsecock than vagina

So I've been looking all over for this Derpy origins comic which has her getting hit in the face with a board because the internet thinks she's funnier that way. Anyone seen that lying around recently?

>>25498830
that picture makes pinkie look dead

HOLY SHIT

Rainbow Dash didn't turn out right at all

>>25498890
pink pie ded, body put in2 clamshell sad funeral

>>25498905
I barfed a little

>>25498905

Jesus Christ man

Scrap that mess and start over

Goddamn, Pinkie is fucking high maintenance. What a clingy bitch.

fluttershy and rarity you say?

>>25498905

>>25498905

Ok, that is by far the worst, most horrifying thing I've seen come out of this fandom.

And I've seen the worst.

>>25498905
oh god why did I almost PISS MYSELF IN FEAR?!

>>25498905

That is some very unsettling artwork.

Btw... what the party Rarity was talking about?

Can't hear, shitty stream.

>>25498595
nope, im really sorry, I tried doing something to the art of the dress, but theres only so much you can say about a guy who wants to cover up a city with a sheet. I'll try later on

>>25498905
What happened to her MOUTH???

>>25498503
>>25498531

>>25498825
If this doesn't get people to ship them, what will?

>>25498946
I'm liking this idea!

>>25498966
That's okay

You are still awesome for even trying

>>25498592
Hey, im a Fluttershy fan, and I support Flarity.

adn damn do I need more pictures

>>25498699

The meaning of words change over time, especially on the internet. You can say that that's where the word came from, and that may be true! But I say that I've seen people using it in the sense that I claimed, and that meaning is just as valid.

In truth, they're probably related. Referring to a particular forum as a machine for autistics to simulate human contact is quite a burn, and fits with both usages.

>>25498905
oh god it's like sylvester stallone and arnold schwarzenegger doing a romance scene

>>25498996

>Frylock and Shake

Read it in their voices too. Totally saved

I'm really disappointed there wasn't more depressed time for Pinkie Pie in this episode.

At least we got a Pony Centipede at the end.

>>25498946
I like where this is going, and would like to buy a ticket to go on this magical journey with you.

Is flarity becoming a thing now? How strange

Alright spiderpony next

kz13
filename random

>>25499018

Okay whatever.

>>25498905
Reminds me of GTAIV for some reason.

>>25499026
>>25498968
>>25498959
>>25498957
>>25498956
>>25498954
>>25498934
>>25498931
Sorry bought that. I fixed it

>>25499081
>COUSIN! LET US GO SEE SOME BIG EQUESTRIAN TITTIES

>>25499084
JESUS CHRIST THAT'S WORSE IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER TO ME OH GOD

>>25499084

>>25498825
>Rarity x100 times bigger than fluttershy

I approve

>>25498946

Now that's what I'm talking about! More like that and we'll be in business.

>>25499084
HEY-UH ARNIE! WANNA GO AROUN DA CONUH?

FINE! BUT THIS WILL NOT GO ANYWHERE!

>>25499084
Something tells me that you didn't plan for the lips to be that big.

Anyone have a gif of the purple one (I call her Plum) spinning?

>>25499084
What exactly did you fix?

>>25499141
Everything is according to plan. Including the lips

kz14
DANCING PONIES
DANCING PONIES
DANCING PONIES
DANCING PONIES

>>25499134
HAHA yes

>>25499173

OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

>>25499167
The size.

>>25499209

I love seeing her with different hairstyles

>>25499134
Yep, in my headcanon human Rarity is tall as fuck and also often smoking.

>>25498865
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vePtDXIAy7aID9KBU

That is some truly horrifying artwork.

>>25499247

>Tall
>Smoking
>Fashion

I am now thinking of Cruella De Ville

>>25499148

>>25499247
Which brand? I must know what the most elegant cigarette is.

>>25499225
It's coming closer

!!!!!

>>25499279
Probably some bullshit virginia slims.

I imagine her smoking huge thick cuban ciga-


BRB SAI

Why isn't there more art of Rarity being a femme fatale?

And Spike being a hard boiled private eye?

>>25499134

I picture Rarity as ver tall, with a stylized body, and Flutterhsy as shorter "healthy" build.

I recall somebody wanted Princess Fluttershy and her Royal Bunny Guards?

>>25498697
>>25498767
>>25498781
>>25498783
>>25498803
i´m glad you like and before this episode i didnt think in this crossover

>>25499331

Lost my trip due to captcha.

>>25499275

>>25499289
Cigars are very ladylike, but Rarity only breaks them out on special occasions.

Normaly she smokes long, cigarettes from a stylish silver case in her coat pocket.

>>25499134
>>25499225

>Unbelievably hideous art of Rarity and Fluttershy

Are you guys trying to sabotage Flarity before its revival?

just got done with counterterrorist scootaloo

any thoughts?

>>25499134
pffffffffft-hahahahahahaha

Rarity's has shitty taste in fashion. She thought Pinkie's basket hat was fashionable.

>>25499387
Did she kill a T to get that ak? I bet she headshotted him with a deagle

>>25499387

Cute. Might wanna add her tail coming out of the suit just to add recognition of the character, since most of her body is covered and you can't see her mane or cutie mark. Right now if you weren't explicitly told it was Scoots, you could assume it was just any little orange pegasus (yes I know she's the only one, but still.)

>>25499378
>Are you guys trying to sabotage Flarity before its revival?

Not on my watch.

>>25499408
fuck.

>>25499430

...and I just realized Scoots doesn't even have a mark, so yeah, there's that too. I need to go to bed.

>>25499414
>in a month everyone will be wearing baskethats, just you wait

>>25499347
Awesome as always. Next will be flashpan's request I take it?

pic unrelated, just uploading screens

>>25499430
>Scootaloo
>Cutie Mark

kz16

>>25499377

from a holder, obviously.

>>25499430
yah I thought an AK would look better

>>25499425
>mfw I forgot the goddamn tail

>>25499414
What, you're not wearing a basket on your head?

What's the matter, too mainstream, you hipster?

is there a youtube for today's episode yet?

>>25499354
dude that was awesome

>>25499354

I want to watch this show. Now.

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
the only thing that's real
the needle tears a hole
the old familiar sting
try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

What have I become
My Sweetest friend?
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end........

~Pinkie Pie

>>25499481

kz17

>>25499331
Oh yeah, i requested that.

Looks good.

>>25499523

>>25499414

Yeah that was pretty bullshit, right along with Rarity shoving her head into that garbage. She was not the classy and proper Rarity I love in this episode. That would be like Trixie being really humble instead of prissy and sassy. The character traits are all fucked up.

ponies

kz18

>>25498682
Question is. Do they float?

>>25499469
>>25499377

"Must you always smoke? You know it isn't good for you."
"Darling there are only two things that could make me quit smoking. Either if it went terribly out of style or if I had one in the oven. Both seem rather unlikely."
"What if I asked you nicely?"
"I might cut down, but I'd expect something in return, Fluttershy."
"Oh oh..."

>>25499558

>>25499592

They all float down here, Georgie. I'll suck your cock for a nickel

>>25499554
>Sticking your head in the trash for you friends

What a hero.

>>25499586

Having not seen the episode yet, I'm loving these caps. So out of context.

We need a new thread.

Do I make one?

>>25499677
>>25499677
>>25499677
>>25499677
New thread, maybe?

>>25499455
new thread request, i have a fic ending to post!

>>25499523
Pinkie is truly disturbed.

>>25499615

It was the leper that was living underneath that old house porch that sucked dicks for nickles, not IT in the clown incarnation.

>>25499601

Darling, please, there are only three things in this world you cannot keep me from doing and those are sex smoking and shopping. In that order

sexandthecity

>>25499354

This image I cannot post cannot possibly represent the utter joy I feel right now. +9001 internets.

>>25499592
every one is floating

>>25499700

What leper? What clown? What the fuck are you talking about, man?

>>25499523

Nine Inch Hooves

>>25499803

You're attempting to quote lines from the Steven King novel IT and you don't know what I'm talking about? Son, I am disappoint.

>>25499884

Stephen King novel? Huh?