shitstorm 2: resurgence day
Ponychan sux lawl

I fucking hate ponychan and /b/

That's a cool pony.

I also added her to the main cast.
Her name is lalsophelia

God dammit
Cut it out

[not bothering to argue]

>>25488248
It's a little to late to start jumping on the /b/ hate wagon.

RULES

1) All terminology is hence forth not allowed (including the word "brony", especially)

2) Do not take up a name or trip no matter what, even if you want to share art or fanfiction

3) Stay in the threads on /co/, only quickly browse Equestria Daily for new info you may have missed on /co/. Stay far away from ponychan at all costs.

4) "Love and Tolerance" is a part of the /b/ branch of the fandom and nothing you have to (or should even attempt to) abide by. Treat these threads like any other thread on 4chan and if someone's being a cunt or going against the rules don't hold back to call them out on it.

5) Never bring up Feeling Pinkie Keen ever.

6) Any and all frry related artwork or stories or posts should be saged, reported and hidden. If you see someone trying to make a case supporting it being allowed, fuck them.

7) NO AVATAR FAGGING

8) DON'T RUSH TO MAKE NEW THREADS ALL AT ONCE

idn't think, now I cant.
My head was fucked up by the land
Fell from heaven, into the grass
My head then was crushed by my ass
Shat a lung, bits and pieces
I cant control the flow of feces
Piss myself in a hospital bed
Doctors say I should be dead
Oh how could I never see
I couldnt ever impress RD
But, like a foal, i tried to fly
But my shitty wings could only try
Hold altitude for a minute or so
Till I fucking fell, hit the ground low
now the only one who knows what I says
Lost a kid to child services
And her eyes work funny, like my own
And she tells me just how high shes flown
And how her wings have grown
since that day, since she fell
and thought she'd be stuck in this hell
But no, you can still live
Simply times what you must give
You'll learn to love, dont give in
Over this crippled body you can win
She spoke it all, with the widest of grins
yet all I could of her was muffins
So I guess I wait
but at least now I appreciate
How good it is to move freely
And what it means to be
Stuck on earth, never to go
Stuck forver, going slow

and again

If you're going to make a pony general then put it in the subject line, please add more keywords to your post, and a subject for discussion if you're feeling generous.

>>25488257
Okay.

>>25488231

Gonna do this. I'll post it when it's done.

>>25488268
I love you so goddamn much

Keep it up

Post that in every thread and general you find.

Does /co/ like my manga?

>>25488268
these are MY RULES this is MY THREAD and you'd all BETTER FUCKING LISTEN!!

>>25488274
I mean them: >>25488241
>>25488248

and you >>25488270
pic related

>>25488268
shutup you furry fagot, also in feeling pinkie keen Twilight clearly states that she likes furry

>>25488295
delicious robot porn

We need to happy this shit back up. FUCKING PONIES ARE COMING TO YOUR EYES, LIVE IN A FEW HOURS, AND ITS GODDAMN PINKIE MOTHERFUCKERS, IS YOUR BODY READY? DID YOU GATHER ENOUGH INSULIN?

>>25488270
That was kind of touching, actually.

Thanks.

REPOSTAN:

>>25488207
Duuude, ep02:

251
00:19:38,547 --> 00:19:40,064
Princess Luna...

252
00:19:41,386 --> 00:19:44,476
It is been a thousand years since
I have seen you like this.

253
00:19:45,149 --> 00:19:50,333
Time to put our differences behind us.
We were meant to rule together, little sister!

254
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:51,517
Sister?!

255
00:19:51,595 --> 00:19:53,696
Will you accept my friendship?


==============

THE SHOW
THE FUCKING SHOW
DID YOU WATCH IT?

LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN FOR THE LAST TIME


The school won a free concert from Braeburn (portrayed by braeburn) by winning the radio station's texting contest. Twilight and Trixie have been having trouble in their relationship, and tonight broke the final straw on the camel's back! Because of her grandiouse lying ways, Tricxie landed Twilight and her into a detention with Principal Celestia! but the principal is a family friend of the Sparkles, so it was like trixie lied to Twilight's aunt or something. This pissed off twilight so much that she usedm magic to break trixie's churro! wi;lll they break up because? who know!


and it's set to this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgFyi74DVjc

>>25488307
>>25488307
NO FURFAGS ALLOWED.

>>25488319

I call it Current Wars.

>>25488268
You know this wouldn't happen if you didn't post your rules

I fucking love Pinkie Keen

>>25488338
>This pissed off twilight so much that she usedm magic to break trixie's churro!

The fuck?

>>25488279
Ugh I have to convert the stupid .mkv episode file to a format I can extract the audio from

asdasd it'll be done eventually

So is /b/ , ponychan and it's constant cancerous message finally gone or are we still having to put up with those fuckers?

>>25488359
well trxie is also fixing the churro in the pic

>>25488369
>implying it's /b/ and ponychan and not just trolls.

Why cant you fags just play nice?
Every thread is the same old shit
You pornspammers and meta lice
Im fuck-tired of all of it
Remember what we used to be?
Talking friendship and magic, it was just great
Now it's all who wants to fuck X pony
And the generals are shit full of hate
Lets all agree to get along
The show is the topic to which we'd stick
shipfags, tripfags and anon
So we dont turn out like the fans of old sonic

5 minutes is the allocated time here

>>25488322
Nope.

>>25488322

Damn good stuff.

Also, new episode tomorrow, right?

>>25488268
Bronybronybronybrony

Like my trip?!

But I love ponychan!

I love you, bro! <33

Feeling Pinkie Keen was my favourite episode, though! Twitchy tailllll

new threadd guys?

>>25488369
with all this anonymity, we'll never know

>>25488404
yes, yes they are.

>>25488352
But I didn't even post it this time. it's officially the rules in that case.

>>25488395
Old pony threads were great.

>>25488395
Actually, if the general here sucks, the /b/ one is good, and vica versa.

>Feeling Pinky Keen

WTF was wrong with the episode, other than a misunderstood moral?

Just dropping by to say i still love you all

<3 and tolerance


-Grendo

>>25488345

Sorry

You just cannot control what people post

Otherwise

NO RULES ALLOWED

>>25488443
Nigga, please.

>>25488395
your rapping sucks

>>25488366
stop bitching

>>25488394
No. Fuck that argument.

By saying it's "just trolls" you allow them to go on being the way they are with that "love and tolerance" bullshit.

>>25488430
>>25488433
someone just asked for one about the thing and this is all I could come up with. It aint a statement or anything

also guys whats a mastodon?

>>25488443
Twilight Hulk confuses me.

Does getting happy make her green and want to crush things in a well thought out and sensible matter?

>>25488438
Dave Polsky knows how to write cartoony slapstick. I was wavering on FPK but Over a Barrel sold me on him.

>>25488443
Get the fuck out of our threads you recolored little cunt freak

>>25488433

I remember that guy (I'm the twilight poster)

I remember he screwed up big time by neglecting to be.. NAUGHTY

>>25488429
>Implying
You and your little friend can fuck right off

bump

>>25488461

>>25488456
A dinosaur

I don't know what's worse, when we were getting annoyed by furfags or now that we're getting raided by ponychan and /b/ because we don't abide by their stupid little fucking rule set.

>>25488268
I support this simply BECAUSE its' the only thing GOING AGAINST that whole fake "love" thing they're trying to force

>>25488478

>>25488455
heh. its a poem bro, not quite the same

>>25488471
Deal with it shitface.
also
>implying
You didn't specify what you're implying. learn2post

>>25488491
Oh yeah

We should probably just integrate the Rules in with our Linkboard the person posting it is faster than the linkboard poster anyway and besides it's not like we HAVE to stick by the rules.

>>25488506
>implying it wasn't obvious what he was implying

>>25488506
>Implying more than you two trolls care. Seriously, you two come on at the same time every morning and troll your hardest, very boring. This is your newest thing?

I watch MLP for the plot.

Everyone needs to chill, maybe have a stiff drink, and post ponies. Not meta garbage.

Here, I cropped out the objectionable portion of Railgunner's pic because I love this rendition of Twist so much.

SHUT UP ABOUT THE RULES NOBODY LIKES THEM

>>25488508
no its not...
its a whale.

>>25488536
>mfw I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Stop being so paranoid, this isn't ponychan not everyone's out to get you.

>>25488543

You cant really do anything, it's just one faggot who's spamming them and responding to himself

Just ignore him and he'll go away

Here's how it works: Don't be a hatemonger. Even if your targets did something you consider "faggotry" (or whatever word you use), even if your reasons have some basis in actual right and wrong (moral or logical), hatemongering won't solve the problem. The only purpose it serves is to be disruptive and unpleasant for the sake of being disruptive and unpleasant.

Also, it's not criticism and blaming the victim doesn't validate the crime.

That's how things are. Anyone who tries to justify hatemongering with more hatemongering is obviously a troll and doesn't warrant a response.

We shouldn't be fighting. We should be focusing on the friendship and the magic. Celestia would most certainly not approve of any of this.

>>25488555
>you're just paranoid
I haven't seen that before

>>25488566
> Don't be a hatemonger.
Dammit...

>>25488366

Format Factory, it's all you will ever need.

>>25488545
oh shit. Alright redoing

>>25488555
>paranoid I'm paranoid that everybody's coming to get me
>just say you never met me

>>25488570

I suppose that depends on which interpretation of Celestia that is

The loving, benevolent ruler
The devious prankster
The malicious, power hungry tyrant
Or the crazed futa sex maniac

>>25488600
Only the first and third are mutually exclusive.

>>25488591
Fucking go here

http://en.wikipedia.org

>>25488587

>>Close the Borders

BUT YOU JUST SAID TO GET THIS FROM A BOOKSTORE

I'M CONFUSED, WHO ARE WE FIGHTING AGAIN?

>>25488615

A loving, benevolent futa sex maniac?

"Oh my faithful Student! You simply must get this dick inside of you at once! Take it slowly now...."

>>25488624
>Implying you wont just pirate the book anyways.

>>25488600
That's easy... The malicious, power hungry tyrant.

>>25488600
I like the first two.

>>25488624
the virus
Shut
down
everything

>>25488615
Or not, if she believes her own propaganda. She might see nothing wrong with eating the heart of one her subjects if it means she'll have the strength to raise the sun another day.

>>25488630

Don't forget prankster.

"Oh Twilight! I have a gift for you, it's in this box."

>>25488630
Might as well throw in the prankster aspect also: her penis was actually a can of spring-loaded vinyl snakes.

>>25488570
What are you talking about?
Celestia approves of fighting if it benefits her, or trolls Luna.

>>25488630
WHY

BONER

PLEASE

STOP

>>25488655
>Madagascar has closed its port.

>>25488658
>>25488660

trickstersexualCelestiamind

I just realized

There is no rule 34 of the parasprites.

>>25488667

Ok

>>25488680
Thats because parasprites fuck themselves once they are made.

>>25488680
You have just ensured that there will now be parasprite 34.

>>25488680
They molested Rainbow Dash on the actual show.

None required.

>>25488680
Well how are you supposed to make Rule 34 of mutated Lums?

>>25488666
YOU WHO I CALL SISTER

>>25488697

Celestia thread?

>>25488566
It is the responsibility of every community to attempt to weed out undesirables who will harm said community. Anyone that seriously tries to argue otherwise is probably someone that should be on the chopping board.

>>25488723
I'd say no because night-time is Luna thread time but when does Celestia get hers? I've never seen one during the day.

>>25488668

Interesting, no one has ever made president Madagascar pony parody.

>>25488680

You see Fluttershy's hair? Imagine it's her candyvag

>>25488723
yes!
We need a good thread after the last one!
Celestia threads are God Tier

The great thing about being an all powerful sexual trickster is you can detach your penis to hide it in other places.

To my faithful student Twilight..

Sometimes, you have to go right back to the beginning

>>25488759
And thus, dick butt was born.

>>25488751
might work on that

>>25488732
>Implying community
>Implying weeding can actually be done

>>25488746
Celestia is Luna-tier.
Luna is Celestia-tier.
They are not the same tier.
Explain this phenomenon. Show your work.

>>25488699
I doubt it. people always ignore my rule 34 requests.
>>25488702
Good point, but not good enough.
>>25488707
One word: Vore.
>>25488696
So they reproduce by budding? That's pretty cool.

>>25488680
theres plenty of vore.

>>25488784
I've seen this picture before, but god DAMN I want that hat.

if you were a Canterlot Royal guard

Would you work night shifts or day shifts?

>>25488781
>implying ponychan's moderators don't actively weed out anyone that goes against their 'accept everyone' manifesto

How big is the name field?

>>25488822
My name is the exact length of it, I cannot add and more characters.

>>25488600
> The loving, benevolent ruler

There is no interpretation. It's canon. Pic related.

>>25488818
>still talking about ponychan

>>25488822

Ooooooo

>>25488816
Night

>>25488816
Day sh...
...
I would have to flip.

>>25488816
I'd work dawn and dusk, supervising the changeovers. Say hi/bye to both princesses.

>>25488816
Night for sure. No need to walk around with Celestia and get fucking young ponies trying to tickle me and other annoying things guards have to suffer.

>>25488816
I would work overtime.

>>25488835
Wow, so I put that many characters by chance, it looks just about the same as yours

>>25488849

>both Princesses

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

>>25488816
Day guard. It's easier to spot incoming threats.

>>25488864
I think so, but where will we find an orchestra that works those kinds of hours?

Guardsponies don't work shifts. Celestia pick a pony to be her guard, then forbids them to sleep. Eventually they die of exhaustion, and she appoints a new guard.

>>25488864
No, you cannot arrange a menage a trois, and even if you could, you'd be the one taking it up the pooper.

Dark shores, high sea, the wind's screaming call
upon my ship heading east
To hunt the meat for the japanese restaurants
To hunt the largest beast
With my harpoons and my angel bunny
I will take my catch to shore
And grind the meat, a sun cured tender
and the great beast to store
Yellow skinned and purple maned
No monster in the sky or in the sea
Can escape my bloody thirst
Till their heart has stopped to satisfy me

kinda lost all scope here. Any more?

>>25488871

Have a better version of your pic bro

I dont know why the drawfellow was so upset with this... I requested it and I like it

Whaddya'll think?

>>25488816
I have a theory.

The white pegasus guards are Celestia's. The black unicorn guards are Luna's.

>>25488816
Which one has the Key of the Twilight?

>>25488902
They all wear Celestias armor because jet black armor would just look evil.

>>25488816

Depends on what Luna's personality is really like.

>>25488902

The black unicorns were present during Twilight's Summer Sun Celebration flashback.

>>25488862
80 characters in mine, 64 in yours.
yes, I'm bored enough to count

>>25488935

She just wants a friend

I am going to do an unknown number of quick sketches to make myself feel more cheerful, at least. Maybe some of you, too.

What I need are requests. Requests of ponies.
If you please.

>>25488941
Well yeah, but Luna wasn't around back then.

>>25488941
Maybe during the 1000-year exile Celestia had control of both factions?

>>25488941
Well Luna wasn't around then. Celestia took over everything of hers while she was gone, her moon duties AND her guards.

Also, they were on duty because it was technically night at the start of the celebration.

>>25488959
Carrot Top surfing.

>>25488955
Wow, color!
>>25488959
Kissing ponies, of course

>>25488959

Draw the guard ponies wrestling each other while Celestia watches, eating popcorn

Still takin poem requests, probably draw later on too. Whatchu want?

>>25488959
Rainbow dash moping about Gilda leaving.

>>25488959
Silver Spoon please.

>>25488985

An awkward, poorly written, purply love poem from Spike to rarity

>>25488959
Twilight Sparkle reads from the Necronomicon.

>>25488959

Please draw ZigZag from Princess and the cobbler teaching babby Zecora how to rhyme

>>25488959

Draw some ponies working in an industry that has been implied to exist in the show, but not shown yet.

i got banned again for that auto posting virus,i can't have a virus because i use my PS3 to post here,maybe its the rate i post at. But anyway did anyone do my request, i remember one person said they would. i want to save it on my PS3 before i switch to the computer

>>25489014

>Twilight sparkle reads from one of the fake Necronomicons from Army of Darkness

ftfy

>>25488816

I'd marry lonely Luna.

Then become pony royalty by default.

BOW TO ME, BITCHES!!!

>>25488901
it gives me creeps

>>25489014
Why is that Necronomicon written in Daedric?

>>25489049
That shit's obviously in Orcish.
Look at the Horde symbol.

>>25488901
Faces kinda weird me out.

>>25489003
Oh sweet rarity, mane so white
I cant wait another night
You are so pretty, I love your hair
I only put on YOUR clothes to war
I had to tell you right away
this is what I want to say
You're super sexy, I want to jump
up and down on your rump
And I want you to know, I need you to see
Applejack meant nothing to me
So what do you say, will your heart be mine?
Will you be my valentine?

I dunno if it was poorly written, but im fuck tired and baked, so im assuming all of them are poorly written by default, so yeh

While Flash was here we should have asked him to try and convince one of the directors to allow one of the guard ponies to say "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" come next season

>>25489076
>Rarity
>Mane so white
Uh oh.

>>25489068
No, it's obviously Khaotic. I'm from /x/ and have seen a good number of runes in my time.

>>25489076

>>25489076
Needs more spelling mistakes and owl blame like so

Rossi r reed
Wite iz ur howsse
I wuve uoo
Dha Oww 8 ur muose

>>25489014
Yes, more Twilight getting into trouble

>>25489107
You're right, that was a funny little prank.

>>25489083
you do realize he is just an animator?

>>25489105
All runes look the same. Whenever someone wants to make a unique and cool language, they use that runeset and assign them each to a different letter than the last.

>>25489112

Why would Spike spell like a complete retard?

He takes Twilight's notes all the time

>>25489112

The typos is what makes it real, man.

>>25489040

Oh yes! The one that sucks her in, or the one that flies around and bites?

>>25489105
Those are the runes the Dwarves use in Warhammer Fantasy.

>>25489076

>>25489112
Sorry bout dat.
I'll try harder next time. Anywmore?

>>25489138

Both

She' getting bitten while her face is being stretched out comically

>>25489130
>he can't tell apart Daedric and the Elder Futhark
>There is no reaction face that can express what I'm feeling

I FINISHED MY CELESTIA GLADOS AUDIO

Let me know what you think

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/24666928/celestia_Glados.wav

>>25489167
Futhark is superior

>>25489140
They're originally Norse.

>>25489170
Couldn't get rid of the audio in the background

Wait.

What if instead of bringing Owliscyous to save Spike from being eaten by the adult dragon, Twilight brought Fluttershy instead?

>>25489170
Too cheery.

>>25489170
scary stuff. I did those pinkie pie songs a little while ago, I wonder if anyone put them up. they put up that fucking screamed lullaby after all

>>25489170

>Willl you accept my FRIENDship

That last part was so creepy and awesome

You know what would be awesome?

Some kind of side-story about the Royal Guards in the style of one of the adventures of the City Watch from the Discworld series.

>>25489208

I'd say the chances of that happening are about a million in one

>>25489199
>hasn't heard cheery glados

>>25489170
/r/ing pinkie pie trapped in the room of screaming robots for 10 years.

>>25489167
Well, I wasnt particularly talking about Daedric, those are pretty unique. Elder Futhark is just kind of the "I need a written language for my [fantasy race] OH! These things look neat, I'll use them"

>>25489206

for some reason it cuts off just before she says friendship for me. So it sounds more like GLADOS is giving her no choice in the matter even though she's asking politely.

...nice...

>>25489208

WHERE. IS. MY PONY?

THAT IS A PIG! IT GOES 'OINK'!

THAT IS NOT MY LITTLE PONY!

So I heard Celestia thread?

May be unsettling to some

>>25489208
>>25489208
Well, Celestia is about as cunning and clever as Vetinari when it comes to gambits based on behavioural predictions.

>>25489264
Twilight is Vimes?

>>25489170
Well... a bit dirty but fun so far.

What did you use for that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7UxaLcUyZk

Aww yeah.

>>25488217
Looks like a blueprint for this.

>>25489275
Nah, the Vimes-equivalent would be a black unicorn captain.
Inb4
>But Twilight is black!

>>25489264
Who is Vetinari?

>>25489275
Twilight is Ponder Stibbons.

>>25489289
Twilight isn't black.

just Zecora and Sweetie Belle

>>25489281
Melodyne

I'm still getting used to the software, gonna keep working on it. It's dirty cause, well, there's background music in the show. I'm scouring for Celestia audio with less bgm right now.

>>25489296
From Discworld. Think Machiavelli in a fantasy universe.

>>25489299
>Sweetie Belle is black

That really rustled my jimmies.

>>25489285

Someone needs to make a PMV of Spike singing this.

RIGHT NOW.

>>25489296
The Patriarch of the Discworld's main town. You should read the books. I suggest starting with Guards! Guards!, finishing the Watch arc, then going into Mort and finishing the Death arc, then picking your own path.

/co/ can probably advise you further (dont fuck this up, /co/) while i go to sleep

>>25489261
Never will happen. One does not simply go into Mordor. And mary sue is RD (lauren's fav), not Twi.

>>25489299
>implying there are no white gospel singers

no more poem requests? Im buzzing with creative energies mmmm

>>25489319
>>25489319
oh my god i DO need sleep

Patrician*

>>25489320
>RD
>Mary Sue

Are you fucking kidding me

LOL WTF is this?

I'm going to bed now

Elsewhere, on the internet...

>>25489300
Melodyne editor or studio?

And you use already existing "glados filters" I take it? Sounds familiar.

>>25489334

>submissive unicorn Pinkie Pie

...that's...uh...hmm...

>>25489327
You wouldn't write about one ponies tongue slipping into the other's mouth, would you?

>>25489333
RD is Faust's favorite, he's right on that.

But Twilight is the "every unicorn is good at magic but twilight is BETTER STILL" pony, not to mention being the student of a literal god who has way bigger things to do than tutor just one pony, AND is the most important element of harmony embodiment

rd doesnt really demonstrate many suelike characteristics

>>25489333
She totally is you faggot.
>>25489327
I'm too tired to think about things right now.

>>25489223
A million to one chance.
I see what you did there :-p

>>25489319
If you like action movies, start with Guards! Guards! and read the Night Watch series.
If you like Shakespeare and folk tales, start with Wyrd Sisters and read the Witches series.
If you like epic fantasy, start with Mort and read the Death series.
If you like Leverage and Hustle, start with Going Postal and read the Moist von Lipwig series.
If you're a girl, start with Wee Free Men and read the Tiffany Aching series.

Don't read Colour of Magic, Light Fantastic, Equal Rites, or Sourcery until you've decided you like Discworld. They're protoDiscworld, more parody than satire.

>>25489348
heheh. maaaaaaaybe
>>25489349
I like how twilight dropped her parents at the mere mention of celestia. What a sket

>>25489341
Rainbow Dash is such a weirdo

>>25489348
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMOZf1T0wKU&feature=player_detailpage#t=321s

>>25489341
I don't get it.

>>25488225
Sorry im a slow draw fag

>>25489333
Ep23
did you watch it basterd

Who was the boss there and made everything happen?

>>25489373

Cannot view lol, what is it?

>>25489369
Hey, I requested Pinkie Pie in this pose/hat. Did you ever get around to that? I couldn't find it in the archives when I looked.

>>25489334
This will explain it.

>>25489383

Either Twilight or the elements.

l2temporalmechanics

>>25489397
raggin fraggin daggin naggin verification mistyping deleting my image

>>25489389
It's a giant youtube poop, at the part where pinkie pie is edited to look like she moves in to kiss twilight, with the drawn together lesbian kiss song in the background

I think this one came out better!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/24666928/fallseason_glados.wav

>>25489411
I saw that before! Vinny made it. Why is it blocked now? Stupids

>>25489404

>>25489342
Studio

It's not a preset filter, just some tweaks to pitch normalizing.

>>25489429
Friendship is not available in your country.

Is anyone else watching the royal wedding just because you expect a sniper to show up?

>>25489444
yes

>>25489401
She whipped and spanked her so hard she grew a horn

>>25489418
>Maybe if you do well on this test, I'll allow you to ride the elevator aaaaallll the way up... to the break room, where I'll tell you about how I saw the running of the leaves again.

>>25489460

Season two will have a troll discuss

>>25489460
>mfw

So did you guys scare off Flash last night?

>>25489170
>Princess Luna. It has been a thousand years since I have seen you like this. Time to put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

>>25489524

Nope

He left on his own terms and all was good and happy

Everything descended into a shitstorm a little after he left

>>25489418
Way too fast.
Slow it down a bit.

>>25489528
>Usually people come out of the moon extremely malnourished. I'd like to congratulate you on beating the odds and putting on a few pounds.

>>25489444
that's a terrible thing to say, Fluttershy.

Think of the mess it would make on the beautiful dresses...

>>25489418
Here, the reference:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/gfi5sb

>>25489531
Can do. I'll work on these more later, I need sleep.

>>25489444
Nice

>>25489571

Stop trying to divert suspicion Rarity

We all know you're the sniper

now can you PLEASE explain to us how you operate that darned thing without fingers?

>>25489601
Magic, of course.

>>25489601

It begins with M and rhymes with tragic.

>>25489601
Yes, well once I'm rid of Miss What's-her-face, William will see the true beauty that is Rarity.

As for the rifle question: The answer is always friendship.

>>25489618
>>25489617

I like the way you two think

>>25489618
Maggot?

>>25489454
Exactly! Believe it or not, enough pain stimulus will cause a pony's body to grow a unicorn horn in response.

>>25489320
>Rainbow Dash
>Mary Sue

>Crippling self confidence issues
>Uses overbearing egotism as a defense mechanism

The most mary-sueish pony is most certainly Twilight, who's greatest flaw is simply social retardation, but none of them are mary sues, they all have plenty of flaws.

>>25489319
Ah, I see. So, he is a good Patriarch, just like Celestia? Or he is more like retarded fanon Trollestia theory?

ok, I'm working on this for a friend, and I need to now, does this resemble Dante enough? I"m at a loss for what to do about his guns or his cutie mark

>>25489631
I keep wanting to say anne of cleaves
catherine middleton. Giving the monarchy back to the people by marrying a rich graduate who seems boring

>>25489660

>Vetinari
>retarded

Dont make me use sarcasm on you

>>25489663

>guns

Put them on a frame like the camera ponies have

>>25489660
patriarch...
patriarch...
why do i look at that word and feel like its a bad one...
Like scary almost...
What is a patriarch?

>>25489651
>Pinkie Pie
>Flaws

>>25489663
Dantes cutie mark has to be Pizza.
I think his sword is a little too short in this.

>>25489691
male ruler

>>25489660
He allows most things, except mimes.
They get thrown into a pit of angry beasts with the phrase "Learn the words" written on the wall.

>>25489685
Ponys taking pictures of stuff is my one true fetish

>>25489350
See first reply:
>>25489651

The only Mary Sue in the show is RD. If Lauren wants it - she gets it, coz she is the boss. Deal with it.

I don't mind, personally. Because I don't really care who will be mary sue.

>>25489691

A male figure of authority

The female counterpart is a matriarch

thus you can have a patriarch or a matriarch in any given family

>>25489691
haha do you play killing floor?

>>25489695

ok, thanks. About the sword, I thought it would be cool to give him a "pony sized" sword, but if you say it should be bigger then I guess I could change it.

>>25489693
Over-excited about everything? Can't keep still? Pretty much incapable of doing anything boring like studying? She doesn't really have as defined a character as the others, but she's far from flawless. It's just that her flaws are what makes her her moreso than the others.

>>25489691
This is why..

>>25489693
Pinkie has certifiably insane and nearly caused a war.

You just think she's flawless cause nothing bad ever happens to her.

>>25489660
>>25489691

I literally JUST did this mission in ME2. get out of my head.

>>25489717

Pinkie Pie was sue-ish up until Over a Barrel proved that she could be wrong

>>25489703
If she were a mary sue, Sonic Rainboom would have been 5 minutes long and would just have been rainbow dash winning. Mary sues don't fall apart under pressure, or screw up their entire act because they don't think they're good enough.

>>25489715
Human Dante's sword is pretty huge to begin with. It's about as wide as his head and as tall as his body.

>>25489720
Not yet anyway.

>>25489732

oh, ok then, so how much bigger should I make it? inb4 20%

>>25489663
Never played Dante's Inferno but looks fine to me.

>>25489732
comparing sword to the body size then I guess your right. His sword pretty much goes all the way down to his legs

>>25489663
daww do an okami one.

>>25489724
I wouldn't go that far. She's just a joke character, mostly, but even then. Ticket Master showed a lack of subtlety and consideration, Applebuck season showed a lack of attention and an imperfect digestion system, griffon the brush off showed (though perhaps willingly) complete ignorance of what gilda aws trying to say, dragonshy showed her methods don't always work, bridle gossip showed she can misjudge people as much as anyone else, winter wrap up showed that she's unorganised. But other than that, pretty much perfect.

If you want to discuss Mary sues then go ask /tg/

I'm sure they'd be happy to oblige

For now, Imma just post this innocent little gif

>>25489754
*you're right

>>25489749

>Dante's Inferno

>>25489749

>Dante's inferno

You best be trollan

>>25489776
shhhh its ok.

>>25489749

Haha, I like your style!

>>25489761

I'd MIGHT make an Amaterasu pony, but there's already like... 3 of those in existence.

Here, have a Yomiko pony instead.

>>25489795
>not an Anita filly with a froggy cutie mark

Well, I GUESS it's awesome...

>>25489768

I've seen shitload of porn here already, but that scene is the only thing to date that gave me whyboner.

>>25489795

So you're doing videogame ponies than?

I dont suppose you've ever played Ico have you?

Pic unrelated

>>25489814

well, I've been doing requests for some friends and stuff, but Yomiko is actually from an Anime called R.O.D. (Read or Die, I've never seen it though). I've just been doing crossover ponies as of late. But I also do normal ponies like this.

I never got the chance to play Ico, but I hope to when the Team Ico collection finally comes out. I loved Shadow of the Collosus... that's a good idea, a Wander pony... but then who would he ride?

>>25489846

According to MadMax, Rainbow Dash

>>25489846

I see you fixed Scootaloo's proportions

Nice

>>25489881

thanks, I worked really hard on i-.....

I just now noticed her back legs are all screwed up... son of a seapony!

>>25489036
you deserved to be banned for owning a PS3

>>25489846
> rainbow dash and scoot
> not scootabuse
> awesome by default

>>25489036
>uses PS3 to post
>PSN is currently down

Yeah, that might cause problems...

>>25489846
A pity to see their talent wasted on just one console

Anyone else looking forward to Nintendo's new home console?

Will allegedly be more powerful than the PS3, feature a far better wiimote design and a default classic controller.

>>25489961
That's called a PC,dumbass.

>>25489948

not to encourage the thread to turn from ponies into video games, but I don't think it's wasted. They really do know how to code for the console and optimize the game for it, instead of copy pasting like most ports of multiplat games do, which is why I'm excited to see the last gaurdian at e3 (it better be there I swear). I'm a nintendo fanboy at heart though.

I digress, more video game ponies!

Are all Ponies getting a pet now?
Really?
Why do I feel that this is some sort of moneygrab, Hasbro is backing?

Get Applejack (Winona not included)
Get Pinkie Pie (Gummy sold seperatly)
Get Rarity (Opalesance for only 5$)
Get Fluttershy (Angel in different set)
Twilight Sparke (Owlicious sold in selected stores only)

Rainbow Dash has no pet.

>>25489941
PSN only allows you to play games online,it has nothing to do with being able to browse the internet,don't start what /v/ does,and i have a guest sleeping in the computer room,i can't use the computer right now,and no laptop

>Rainbow Dash has no pet.

What about Scootaloo?

>>25490013
the hell is this

>>25490039
Thy might still give her a Manati or Pitbull or something.

>>25490029
no hat, no dog - someone in the toy department hates aj

>>25490042
Internet still works? The more you know...


I've resorted to using a PS3 to post here, so Iknowthatfeelbro

>>25490102

It's still better than pink Celestia.

>>25490102
>hat sold separately
I don't know what's worse. That I could imagine hasbro doing that, or I could imagine buying it.

>>25490029

What? Applejack with Winona was one of the very first FiM toys released.

>>25490112
In my personal canon, Pink Celestia is just the poor princess molting. A molting omnipony is a crazy sight.

>>25490150
but her wings are pretty. and she's a princess. are you a princess too?

>>25490140
I'm just stating that that is some really cheap,convenient and unoriginal way to throw in accessories.

But this is Hasbro we're talking about after all.

>>25490195
They package pinkie pie with a car. I just don't think they give a fuck.

>>25490209

That's OK, neither does Pinkie.

>>25490209
>Implying that isn't perfectly in character for Pinkie

>>25490209
It's because toys are made by retards who don't really giev a fuck. Why woudl they, Hasbro paid them and said made some toys. They did.

How long till the old thread autosages and the marker is free once again?

>>25490209
>>25490260
>>25490259

When will Hasbro learn that all we really want is:

- Fluttershy's extravagant Guiliotine execution (TM)
- Rarity's beautifun bondage basement (TM)
- Ku Klux Klan Applejack (TM)
- Scootabuse playset (TM)

>>25490283
>Pinkie Pie Trolling
My favorite Pinkie Pie. Give em taste so they want more.

>>25490315
>- Rarity's beautifun bondage basement (TM)
>Rarity calling her victims mules

>thatismyfetish.jpg

>>25490327

Silly anon

It is you who will be in bondage, as the little robotic doll uses its leather whip action while saying 'Naughty Colt! Naughty Colt!"

>>25490315
All I really want is show-accuracy. I'd fucking buy that. Because I am a sad manchild who would buy them, but I'd buy them with pride.

>>25490336

>The_Whyest_of_Boners.jpg

I don't even like bondage or any of that stuff. What the fuck.

>>25490336
>'Naughty Colt! Naughty Colt!" in Rarity's voice

Can't unhear. Also, YOU are Rarity's "guest", so of course she'll "pamper" you as best she can.

>>25490336
>>25490327
>implying it won't come with Spike in a GIMP-mask

>>25490372
>>25490379

You guys make this too easy

>>25490384
And then both he and the restraints would have magnets in them, to ensure he could never get in.

>>25490336
Wait wait wait... how little are we talking about? Is it... is it on model? Would it have the actual VA's voice? Maybe a whiiiiining voice?

...I'm just curious, is all.

>>25490384
>Bondage Rarity
>not using a riding crop
Ponies, I am disappoint.

>>25490393

The doll would be programmed to detect and react to dirt and other unclean substances that blemish it

Keep your Mistress Rarity figure clean or you'll hear "Ugh! Dirt! Be a darling and lick it off... and then you may say 'Thankyou Miss Rarity'"

>>25490315

>Fluttershy's extravagant Guiliotine execution (TM)

That's awful and you should feel awful.

>>25490431
>_why_boner_now

I got the bondage, but now Rarity getting dirty?

>>25490447
I guess he was just talking about the shit we see here... I fucking hope so.

>>25490454

And if you dont clean her off she starts whining

And it gets louder and louder

And then a pair of small water jets inside her eyes activate and she fires pressurised bursts of salty tear water at you

>>25490477
>boner gone

Yep, there is a limit, and it is past

>>25490477
>this is all of my fetishes

>>25490315
You forgot the "Trixie's Private Show" playset. What's wrong with you?

>>25490513

Boner gone? Well that's not good

You are now imagining Fluttershy prodding around your crotch, saying "Come on... Come on... it's ok. There's nothing to be afraid of"

And then finally "Helllloooo little guy. oh my, you dont look very well at all. Maybe nice auntie Fluttershy can help make you get all snuggly wuggly, and if there's time" she kisses you "maybe I'll sing you a little lullaby.. ok? I know you'd like that wouldnt you..."

>>25490563
Tempting, I am too worried about what caused Fluttershy to be assertive. I would need a lot of distractions to forget that.

>>25490431
Dammit guys, it's episode day, stop getting my mind dirty.

(That's the first appropriate cap I had in handy.)

Now to hit the movies and maybe come back for the new episode...

>>25490447
>>25490471
Guliotine comes with Fluttershy with removable head, executioner pony and Trollface Celestia.

>>25490547

The Trixie doll actually comes prepackaged inside of a transparent, fiberglass box that allows you to observe the Great and Powerful Trixie complete with hat, cape and wand accessories batteries included... but alas the box is also sealed by a complex system of sliding panels, rendering opening the thing a puzzle

As you push and pull and tug a sensor activates on the toy and it begins to mock you as you fail to progress

"Clearly you're not up to this task"
"Oh i think you almost had it that time!"
"Try again! It's so wonderful to see you fail again!"
"If the Great and Powerful Trixie were the one opening this it would have been done long ago!"

When you finally do manage to pry open the wretched thing, the Trixie doll instantly releases a cloud of knockout gas that renders you unconscious for the next 5 minutes

When you awaken, the doll is nowhere to be found, leaving only a small note bound by a plastic rope that reads "No refunds"

>>25490615
this toy...IS POSSESSED

>>25490615
Oh wow, blast from the past. That's maybe from last year, even? Good one, anyway.

>>25490638

Yeah I posted that last year

Nice to see someone remembers

>>25490646
Well, it's funny. I might have even capped it, not sure.

1.) Is looking at 4chan at your studio considered strange?

1a.) Meh, when Applebuck Season aired, the director sent out a studio-wide IM broadcast sending everyone to 4chan to see the feedback.
We GOTTA behave for today's ep!You bet they'll be reading!
I wonder which thread it was...

>>25490583

Oh it's nothing, just Angel on her shoulder who periodically whispers into her ear and gives her instructions

"Ohh so should I?... Like this or... What do you mean in my.. do WHAT I.. ok...

How would Twilight talk dirty?

Could she even do so?

>>25490615

I'd buy the fuck out of that toy!

>>25490737
Twilight would be awkward and blushing and overly methodical. She would try, but you would have to help her out.

>>25490372
Because she visited the Castle Anthrax for training.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtcSYPjJbgg

>>25490737

She'd probably use the correct medical terms during sexual intercourse, go far too much into detail about what do with them and ruin the mood for everyone involved.

>>25490667
Well, Applebuck Season was still in what, November? Threads still were REALLY different, back then. Also our reaction was sort of a surprise.

Last week actually had decent episode threads when the episode came out, I think... definitely there were one or two for Cutie Mark Chronicles, at least. We can only hope.

>>25490737
She could talk dirty, but she'd get the words from a book and thus it would be in an odd context

Hey there, stallion. Do you know how I am? I have pheromones racing through my body. My body aches to have someone to be with as the hormones rise, and my mind is flooding with desire. Shall we indulge in our desires?

Ok, the manual says "Put rod into slot. Additionally assembly required"

The slot does not go there!

>>25490615
The obvious counter-measure:

Once you get the toy, do not remove it from the box. Instead, put it inside your drawer, leaving poor Trixie in complete darkness for hours. Open the drawer periodically to see if she has anything to say.

Eventually you will open the drawer and hear her saying "Let me out! I want to get out!" You, now with a guilty conscious, pick up the toy to look at her. That's when she hypnotizes you. She makes you easily open the box, and then your mind and body become her personal plaything for who knows how long. When you wake up, you won't remember anything and the toy will be gone, but you'll have an intense desire to buy another, and another, and another...

>>25490861

Oh but it does Twilight Sparkle... it does

>>25490671
Yeah, Fluttershy would have to be really distracting to counteract just how creepy that would be.

>>25490971

Oh she has ways of engaging your attention anon

She has ways...

heheheheh

>>25490782

man that would make me lose my boner.

>>25490615
>>25490879
then she couldn't get away if i actually bought the toy,im immune to sleeping gas and hypnotism, the sleeping gas immunity was learned at the dentist,my hypnotism immunity is from watching hypno vids on youtube.

>>25491023
I can't stop looking at that face

>Fluttershy_is_not_amused

>>25491040
but it uses neither of them. Their power is based on ego

>>25490939

Most definitely!

>>25491023
This is horrifying

I like how we can forget the hate and anger and spamming that was present even at the start of this thread only to sink into the calm, serene lull of silliness and depravity by the very end

Anyway I'm off to bed

Hope the new episode is as amazing as this picture is... naughty

>>25491096
I may faint.

>>25491056
so it basically uses your own ego against you,i dont think very highly of myself,i even put myself down sometimes,so im not if it would affect me or not

>>25491096

>>25491123
Your ego's irrevelant, it uses Trixie's ego.

The only way to beat it is to humble her, and good luck doing that (hiding her in a dark box just makes her mad, not humble)

>>25491123
It is based on the most powerful force in the universe, Trixie's ego.

>>25491159
if i have my music with me,depending on whats playing not even that ego could subdue me,music helps me unlock the emotions i locked away for years,most of it is rage, if your around me you do not want 'let the bodies hit the floor' to play

All this talk of a Trixie toy makes me really fucking want one. If you could have a Trixie toy with added voice, what four things would you like her to say?

>>25491170
But but...

>>25491364
HHHHHHNGGGGGG
I'm pretty sure things that cute are classed as WMDs, bro.

>>25491313
Someone doubts the power of the Great and Powerful Trrrrixie? Neighsayer!

>>25491367
>Black Twilight