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>>25459440
twillight : plainly terrible on her own. can manage to do some nice things with a proper cookbook.
pinky pie : everything is cake and candy.
applejack : good ol countryside cooking. nothing fancy, but copious and tasty.
rarity : can't even boil rice.
fluttershy : super plain and bland, with just a pinch of natural added flavour.
rainbowdash : noodles and microwave. ready in 20 seconds flat.

>>25459440

Well, Applebuck Season made Pinkie sound like the most accomplished cook, but she also spoke extremely highly of Applejack. Which one is the better cook is up for debate, as it could go either way.

>>25459440
Pinkie Pie is the best at cooking in general, but she just likes to make sweets because that's how she is
Applejack makes some damn fine grub, too.

I imagine Rainbow Dash and Rarity to both be terrible cooks.

The earth ponies are really good, as is Spike

>>25459463
Is Spike really a ponisexual?

Do any of the show creators have twitter accounts?
I saw Lauren Faust had one but it wasn't updated recently since I guess she mostly just sticks to DA.
I already follow Jayson Thiessen.

>>25459515
Spike is a Raritysexual.

god I bet Ranbo Dorsh is terrible.

Not only is she terrible, but her palette is completely unrefined, so she thinks her shitty microwave meals taste like masterpieces.

>>25459440
Applejack is the best baker.
Pinkie can bake if she follows the recipe, but she has a very odd sense of taste, so unless something is REALLY bad, she can't tell.
Fluttershy can "cook" for her animal friends.
Rarity can make some pretty nice finger sandwiches.
Spike can burn stuff.
Twilight is a student and Dash is lazy. It's strictly microwave cooking for them.

>>25459515
Do you really care after seeing this?

I got banned from ponychan for disagreeing with the OP letter

So... friendship and acceptance... until someone has a different opinion?

Twilight could obviously cook absolutely anything from a book, but nothing else (and she must have exactly the right ingredients - no substitutes),
pinkie pie could cook anything out of a book, but not anything from one
applejack can cook anything with apples in it
fluttershy doesn't do much fancy, but does use a lot of herbs
rainbow dash wouldn't be caught dead cooking
rarity just eats out, every night.

wow i kind of really like winter wrap up.
Im gonna see what I can do.

>>25459551
Or for trolling.
And not being too subtle about it.

>>25459532
So we've seen Spike as a pony. I want to see what happens when he conspires to turn Rarity into a dragon.

>>25459551
>ponychan

There's your problem right there.

>>25459551

Gah... I mean that 'letter to all bronies' thing

>>25459532
I think now's a good a time as ever to come out

here goes...

I, too, am Raritysexual

>>25459551
How strongly did you word your disagreement?

Hmmm...

I imagine that Twilight isn't much of a cook, but she's probably learned some on the count of all her day/nights in the study room.

Applejack is a great cook.

Pinkie i imagine that Pinkie would be fairly good at it, but i think she might mess up some dishes due to being distracted. Also most of her cooking would be snacks and cakes.

Rarity, can't cook to save her life, prefers catered food.

Rainbow Dash: lol no.

Fluttershy: Nothing fancy, would serve a banquet but her cooking has it's charm.

>>25459551
hahaha really?

Were you antagonistic? Or just "nope.avi"

>>25459532
That poor fool.

>>25459550
I don't follow.

>>25459571

I used the mean old 'f' word once

rarity will never even enter a kitchen. white is far to easy to stain

>>25459568
Do you understand the contradiction?

>>25459568
i also got banned for asking for 500 bits to get me into rehab

ok, I tried fixing up Scoot in general and Dash's face and front legs, what needs fixing now?

... stupid captcha

>>25459568
Can you link to the thread? I want to get banned from there, and I don't really want to try and find it in that garbage.

>>25459588

Do you mean "furry" or "fuck?"

I mean usually I wouldn't expect the latter from a chan, but from what I've heard about the ponychan moderators...

>>25459606

It's stickied on the general discussion board I think

So, it's 3 in the morning (and I can barely sleep).

Which reminds me...

http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/three-in-the-morning

It'd be cool if someone made a Pony AMV with this song.

>>25459588
Faggot, furry, or fuck?

I assume any of them would get you banned from a tenderbutts, but I'm curious.

>>25459580
Enjoy the show for what it is, and stop looking so heavily into the sexual aspects of a children's cartoon series.

>>25459614
I bet it was furry. Hating the word furry automatically makes you a furry, you know.

>Twilight
Probably okay at cooking, but not spectacular.

>Rainbow Dash
Definitely not. She'd probably be like Akane Tendo in the kitchen: going at tasks recklessly, with way too much force to be effective.

>Pinkie Pie
Well, she's got a position as pastry chef at Sugar Cube Corner, right?

>Applejack
As long as it's apple-based, she can cook it with skill. Probably other stuff too, but I don't think we've seen that.

>Fluttershy
Well, she's a nurturer and caregiver by profession, so she'd definitely be good at whipping up healthy meals.

>Rarity
Rarity probably sees herself as above cooking. After all, the hooves of an artiste shall not be sullied with kitchen drudgery!

Then again, if she wanted to cook with skill, she could definitely pull off some exquisite high-class meals. Does proficiency at haute couture enable proficiency at haute cuisine?

>>25459635
on what planet?

>>25459614

The latter

Mine was the post that called out the OP for wanting to turn this fandom into a hugbox where nobody can oppose anything (except anyone who disagrees... apparently)

It's sad really... in the early days of this fandom, there was more of a 'FUCK YEAH! FRIENDSHIP!' sort of mentality..

But not it's becoming 'oh noooo! leave me alooooone! Friiiieeeendshiiipp! CANT TOUCH ME'

>>25459550

This picture is so damn adorable!

>>25459593
>>25459632
Oh look were getting "Sage Bombed." I guess we should stop posting ponies.

>>25459630
WOAH! First of all, I don't even like ponies, we went over that. Second, with all the furry stuff and weird shipping bullshit around here, you're gonna accuse ME of "looking into the sexual aspects of a children's cartoon series"? NO.

>>25459659
It's okay. We won't judge you here. You can admit it.

I guess Pinkie and AJ would be the best cooks. Pinkie's cookings would be too damn sweet and sugary, though.

Is everybody ready for BMxAJxPony BMxPony AJ?

I can't even begin to mentally prepare myself.

>>25459648

It's because of furries. This is exactly how furries act, and it pisses me off. Back in December and January nobody bothered with this "acceptance" shit, and now it's all you see like eighty percent of the time.

I don't have any problem at all with furries, but holy shit, keep it to your God damn self. If someone goes digging up other artwork of yours and tells everyone, then no I don't blame you, but if you come out like DURR I'M A FURRY YOU BETTER JUST DEAL WITH IT then you're a fucking moron and you deserve to be ostracized.

>>25459674
Dude, /fit/ is that way. >>>>

>>25459654
I'll post griffons then. It might even be relevant to our sager's interests.

>>25459641
Goddamn it! Why does this picture make so much sen- Wait, you switched Yomi and Chiyo.

On an unrelated note, all you bronies need to check out the British show QI. It's fucking hysterical.

Now for something related. SHOO BE DOO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TedkQP_hM

>>25459654

i hardly call this a sage bomb

More like one bored loser thinking he's making a difference, but he'll wear himself out clicking that mouse soon enough

I know that Rarity would definitely drink red wine, but do you think it would be more on the dry side or more on the sweet side?

>>25459667
But... I don't like ponies...

>>25459654

I keep seeing that filename and I keep wondering what the hell hooves have to do with scissoring.

>>25459688
why


Captcha: StruaMeh quite

>>25459648
I have no idea what you're talking about

needs more wallpapers.

>>25459682
Apparently, there's going to be a scene where human Mac gags on pony AJ's tongue while Frenching.

I don't know how to feel about that.

>>25459693
ThUs ThE SaRcAsTiC qUoTaTiOnS, mY bRoNy.
HoNk
HoNk

>>25459702
Then why are you hanging out on a ponies thread?

>>25459684

Remember that alot of the posters over at ponychan are openly admitting that they're 15 years old

furries and fragile, vulnerable feeling teenagers share a surprisingly similar mentality

>>25459659
So why did you ask this question? >>25459515 Don't get me wrong, it's a good question! I just don't understand why we can't just talk about how cool The Stare is

>>25459691
SHOO BEE DOO

gooooood evening, everypony!

I wanted to get this done last night, but I was lazy and got distracted drawing other things, oops.
the request here was Lyra and BonBon having a romantic evening together

I can probably push out one more request tonight, and if not, I'll post it sometime tomorrow.

>>25459702
It's alright. Once, we didn't understand our feelings either, but together, we can get through this.

>>25459731

If they keep it to ponychan I couldn't care less, but it's flooding over here as well.

I blame the /b/ threads. Whoever thought it was a good idea to try and expand deserves to be shot in the fucking head.

>>25459738
Give me the 6 main ponies pretending to be X Men.

>>25459690

The way I saw it, I matched Twilight and Chiyo as the brainy know-it-all characters and I matched Applejack and Yomi as the honest, hard-working average characters.

The only one I had difficulty matching was Rarity to Kaorin; that one's kind of a stretch. Although, with Spike as Mr. Kimura, it makes a little more sense.

>>25459738
Pinkie's sisters as adults (or at least one of them) hanging with her.

>>25459725
I don't even have any words to describe just how disgusting that sounds.

Gonna fap like the fist of the north star because i apparently get off on that shit nowadays.

>>25459727
For research, of course...

>>25459752
Or just a few of them, if you don't feel like drawing that much. I'm not picky.

>>25459751
None of US thought it would be a good idea. It was butthurt trolls trying to get us in trouble.

>>25459759
Susan Test, you already did that, just stop it and admit you love this shit.

>>25459759
Stop sounding like SusanTest, it's weirding me out.

>>25459754
I think Spike is closer to tadakishi san but why not.
Rarity's problem there is that in Japanese show, the fashionata is ALWAYS evil. Japanese kids are taught to fit in and conform. fashion is evil and makes you a spoiled rival brat.

>>25459773
>>25459775
Incest-desiring sistermind.

>>25459712
Are you me, inorite, ect

>>25459738

DAMMIT HOPS!

as for a request... how about Rarity going into tearful drama queen mode because Applejack said that the elaborate, fashionable, feathery blue hat she made for her birthday was 'nice'

>>25459748
I'm a man, dammit. I don't like ponies.

I just had a friggen dream where Pinkie broke the 4th wall and dragged me into the cartoon. And then she wouldn't let me out of Sugar Cube corner cause with my thumbs baking was much easier for me.

>>25459716
Because I like chubby Gildas and there are only like three of them, all the same guy.

>>25459738
whywhywhywhywhyWHYboner

>>25459799
It's alright, nobody will think less of you. Not here, anyway. Out there they just don't understand, but in here we will accept you for who you are, and never judge you.

>>25459684

I've talked to people who are more embarrassed by being associated with those kinds of furries than they are about the fact that they get off to furry porn in the first place.

I imagine it's kind of like how gay people feel about flamboyant gays. As in, really really annoyed and ashamed.

What is this I don't even!

>>25459803
>Envy.

>>25459751

Ironically... the person you just quoted (me) is vaguely responsible... I posted this thread over on /b/ for a laugh back in December before it even hit off as a joke

It may have just been furryporn spammed to death... but I still feel guilty

I will accept my punishment willingly

>>25459803

I would not mind experiencing that dream.

>>25459827
>Hullo, what's this?
>click
>Oh god DAMMIT what the F-
>orochi
> .....god dammit.

>>25459826
Indeed, of every furry I've ever talked to, they fall into the OTT drama queens everybody hates, and regular people who just happen to think they're a fox for some reason, but also hate the other camp. The good thing about the second camp is they keep that shit to themselves, and I'm totally fine with that.

>>25459738
Oh shit Hops what are you doing.

But, um, you don't have to stop if you don't want to.

>>25459827
Ok, what the fuck.
Why would Hoity even allow such a disgusting mule near him.

>mfw I got the last post in the thread about the stupid-ass open letter on ponychan
>actually I can't really think of what my face is about this

>>25459827

And people wonder why we hate Orochi.

>>25459738
sexy celestia

>>25459754
Twilight is more like Yomi because she's the snarky straight man. She's also a NERD. But when Yomi does it, it's sexy.

>>25459827
>Self insert with Hoity Toity

Oh shit nigger what are you doing. You're only supposed to ship yourself with/as Rainbow Dash.

>>25459738
OH. MY. GOD. That picture is fucking nuts every little detail you are my favorite artist

hornsquirt

>>25459440
Cooking tiers:

God tier: AJ

Delicious tier: Rarity, Twilight

Average tier: Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie

Inedible tier: Rainbow Dash

>>25459866
I don't ever wonder!

Rainbow Dash doesn't need to cook she eats candy vag

>>25459847

She wasn't creepy about it. More like she gave me those big teary eyes and I couldn't help but say "Fine, I'll help"

>>25459850

I've actually never talked to any furries who actually have a fursona and shit, all the ones I've talked to are in it strictly for the porn.

Maybe that's why they all fell into your second category.

>>25459840
Your punishment is that you must be the taste tester for all of pinkie pie's baked goods (bads) for the next week or until you die. Whichever comes first.

Goodbye, anon.

>>25459885

That just makes me want to experience it more.

And even now that still makes me disappointed in myself.

>>25459822
I don't like ponies, ok... I only watched for research.

>>25459888
Huh, I hate the furries that have a fursona or any of that shit, but I honestly can't say I mind some of the porn occasionally.

I wouldn't put myself in either camp.

Rainbow dash is actually a super great cook, but she's to ashamed to admit it in front of her friends and mostly cook for herself, foreveralone

>>25459850
>regular people who just happen to think they're a fox for some reason
There's so much wrong with this.

Girl) Am I pretty?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Do you want to be with me forever?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Would you cry if I walked away? ... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More
................................................(Boy)No

She heard enough and wazs hurt, she walked away tears ran down her face.

The boy grabbed her arm

(Boy) You're not pretty, you're beautiful
(Boy) I dont want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever
(Boy) And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die!
(Boy whispers) Please stay with me
(Girl whispers) Of course

Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4 p.m. tomorrow- it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you dont post this to 5 other pages; you will have relationship problems for the next 10 years Sorry TEEHEE

>>25459827
I love you man

>>25459874
I feel like this is true if you only switched TS and PP.
Twilight may have learned cooking from a book, but probably never did much cooking (as she never used many skills she learned from books). Pinkie Pie, while fucking retarded, is still employed as a baker, so must have at least a certain level of excellence.

>>25459738
>bondage
>horngasm
>saddle
>title line

Fucking saved. Twice.

>>25459848
>>25459862
>>25459866
This shit is not worth starting drama over again. Just ignore it and report if you want to.

I don't really care what any artist wants to draw, but I dislike OCs, so no thanks.

>>25459827
I'm enjoying this on a small level. Should I feel bad?

>>25459888
Yeah, it depends on how seriously they take their fursona. The ones who don't are generally okay, because normal people don't take "fursonas" seriously. The ones who take them super seriously are also, weirdly, mostly okay, because they treat it as if it was themself, and don't drama queen around. It's the ones in the middle that make up the vocal minority that everybody, including the other two groups, fucking hate. (Because they're idiots and give an already pretty bad idea a bad name)

>>25459939

HOOVES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.

posting for awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhOlAU4t9Hs

>>25459919
Wait, this isn't my idiot cousin's facebook page, wtf

>>25459899

>eat Pinkie's treats for the next week or until I die

I'm a diabetic so....

Has anyone made a pony centipede yet?

>>25459917
Yeah, there really is, but if they keep it to themself a lot of them are otherwise perfectly normal people.

>>25459953
You idiot, Morbo. That's clearly a shoop. The original was just Lyra smiling, but Bon Bon added ice cream.

>>25459963

You shut your God damn mouth right now or I'll shut it for you.

>>25459963
Please let this be made sometime soon!!! Please God!!! Don't make me lose faith in you again.

>>25459943
I think it's the first r34 of H-T

>>25459967

I just got an idea; someone should draw Bon-Bon sitting on the couch with a blanket over her lap, watching Food Network, with the CMC sitting on the floor in front of her.

(...like in South Park, if it wasn't obvious enough)

>>25459979
...why are you so excited about that idea.

>>25459963
Warning, very graphic.

>>25459963

This this this this this.

>>25459965
what counts as "keeping it to themselves" though? I think there's a large degree of leeway here. Some people think that generally if they have their own site or even section of a site you shouldn't bug them or mock them (on their own site or other sites), while other people feel that any information you offer publicly on the internet (ie. some place not protected by a password) is fair game.

>>25459989
HHHHHNGGGG

>>25459989

I just can't help but love Kloudmutt.

>>25459989
You sick fuck

>>25459989
They're not ass to mouth.

They need to be ass to mouth or else it doesn't count.

>>25459989
Are you trying to insult my intelligence?

That's not a pony centipede, you idiot.

They're not even ATM.

>>25459998
If you can talk to them for a prolonged period of time and not know about it. Having your own FA page and shit is fine, so long as you're not pushing it in people's faces when you talk to them. The thing is, most of them you'll never even know they were a furry at all.

>>25459989

0/10

>>25459998

Personally I don't mind if they say something like "I'm a furry" once, only once, and leave it at that, but when they start asking for acceptance and responding to people who call them out and all that shit I get a little annoyed.

I mean, we're all anonymous, so you should be able to share a little about yourself without worry. There's a difference between sharing about yourself, however, and attention whoring, and unfortunately the vocal minority of furries aren't aware of this difference.

At least this thread has less Aspie Video Game references

> HAY GUYZ I LIKE THIS VIDEO GAME SO I'M GOING TO MAKE AN EXCUSE TO TALK ABOUT WITH SOMETHING ELSE I LIKE!

Fucking go outside

>>25459963
Why would you even think of that?

>>25460009
>>25460003
It's still technically correct. Deal with it.

>>25460029

>>25459998

what.

>>25459937
Pinkie started in the delicious tier and Twilight in the inedible. Seeing how one's a baker and the other a nerd. Then I remembered that Pinkie needed AJ's assistance to run the shop — that means she's at apprentice level tops, also her not noticing stoned AJ fucking up the mix, and not being able to instruct Applebloom to make descent cupcakes, and off to the average tier she went. As for Twilight, I remembered that she a) has magic hax, and b) always does the cooking by the book, so her cake will NEVER turn out crazy, and off to the delicious tier she went.

Every last bit of this fandom is "Furry"

Because "Furry" isn't porn, its a fandom for anthropomorphic fictional characters, which the Pony fandom is.

>>25460003
>>25460009
Haha, look at Anon getting mad about not having enough pony fan art inspired by lame horror movies

>>25460045
>Paying attention to furries

>>25460018
>>25460009
>>25460003
How about I make you three into a brony centipede.

>>25460051
Well, not a HUNDRED percent...

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>25460051

but the ponies aren't anthro.

>>25460046
On the other hand, even if she was the best baker ever, would you leave her in charge of... anything? Applejack would keep her from doing anything too pinkie pie.

>>25460051

First, sapience is not equal to anthropomorphism, and secondly, furry is openly accepted as a slang term for pornography involving anthropomorphic animal characters nowadays.

>>25460046
cooking by the book usually prevent you for "baking bads" catastrophes, but in the end without the skill and experience it will still end average/mediocre tier most of the time.
I can see Twillight having learn a few recipe that she did TO DEATH up to the point she just can't fail them. but when new recipes arise, she's at beginner stage again.

>>25460062
I choose to believe that it is the same person.

It may not be, but I am willing to like to myself.

>>25460051
>furry is for anthropomorphic characters
>ponies are furry
But they're ponies. They're not people who look like ponies, they're not anthropomorphic at all.

>>25460051

That is not the general consensus.

And since furry is strictly a slang term, the consensus is what counts.

There are too many Caramels and not enough Mac to share. Well actually there probably is but...

>>25460072
Yes they are.

Antrhopomorphism is applying human traits to non-human objects (i.e. talking rocks, animals, etc)

>>25460072
Technically, they're anthropomorphized in that they can talk.

So are all Dreamworks movie CGI talking animals.

>>25460051

How about some Derpy lick-rape?

>>25460087
*lie

I love hitting submit just as I notice my stupid typo.

>>25459648
>>25459684
>>25459731
>>25459751
Good to know I'm not the only sane brony around here.

Furry is a creepy fetish some people have. It wouldn't be so bad except everyone always hears about it.

>furry arguments 24/7 for weeks on end

JEEEEEEEESSSSSSSUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSS CHHHHHHRRRRRIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

WHY EVEN MAKE THREADS ANYMORE IF THIS IS ALL YOU DO

THE SEASON ISN'T EVEN OVER YET, GOD DAMN

>>25460101
Everyone hears about it because they like to talk about it so god damn much.

>>25460051

That it not at all what furry is taken as meaning on the internet, by this logic all fans of Dreamworks movies are furries too.

>>25460093
>>25460094

They're sapient, not anthropomorphic.

>>25460089
>>25460090
Oh my god it is so fucking Summer in this thread.

Anthropomorphism = Non Human objects given Human characteristics (i.e. talking rocks, clouds, animals, etc)

Also this is the general consensus of the furry fandom and anyone who observes the fandom. Just because you think most of 4chan says "eiw" to furry doesn't make that the general consensus or a factor in determining the definition. Your "slang term" has been around since the 60s so stop acting like its some new hipster trend.

>>25460108
The trolls?

>>25460096

That's technically statutory rape.

>>25460107
Were... were we arguing? I'm sorry...

hi there /co/ im here to shit up you board more than it already is!

>>25460051

>Because "Furry" isn't porn, its a fandom for anthropomorphic fictional characters, which the Pony fandom is.

I don't think that word means what you think it means

>>25460107
I want them to stop too, but, yeah, try to stop somebody from making a thread on 4chan. You can't.

It is pretty ridiculous how active these threads still are, I haven't really read one in earnest for more than a week and they're still as active as ever. Jeez.

>>25460096
PONY. SHOULD. LICK. PONY.

>>25460110
They're a Pony (Non-Human Animal), given human characteristics.

That's anthropomorphic.

>>25460131
Technically, the usage in question isn't "anthropomorphization" here, but "furry". The terminology of what defines a "furry" or something that is "furry" in nature is a massive grey area, wherein very few people actually agree on what it really means and there are multiple contradictory popular interpretations.

>>25460131
If we're going by a 300 year old definition of a word, then sure, but then everything non-human that's ever talked is anthro. Your PC has speech synthesis, speech is a human characteristic. Your PC is furry, now?

>>25460162
FURRY = ANTHROPOMORPHIC

>>25460148
That word doesn't mean anything until it's in the dictionary

My interpretation > your interpretation

While I absolutely despise just how much attention it gets, I'm glad furry is the only fetish of mine that gets so much attention.

I'd hate if my other, more potent fetishes, were given the spotlight for a while.

>>25460148
The vocal and visible appearance of the fandom is that of pornography, however it originated with people being fanatical about anthropomorphic cartoon characters from Warner Bros and Disney, not unlike how you're fans of anthropomorphic cartoon character from My Little Pony.

>>25460162
I dunno about you, anon, but I am totally furry for my PC.

>>25460178
So your PC is furry?

Well, you learn something new every day.

>>25460141

>>25460178
this == furry

i always thought anthropomorphism was animals in human shape eg hands, feet, etc

>>25459989

>>25460162
DAMMIT COMPUTER STOP IT WITH YOUR FURSONA AND LOAD UP FIREFOX

I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T LIKE FOXES SINCE YOU THINK YOU'RE A RABBIT, FUCKING DO IT

>>25460180
You gotta stand up for yourself man. And standing up for yourself means rubbing your goddamn fetish into someone elses face.

That's how it works.

>>25460093

that may be true but that's the annotation, you're implying that by association with the witch calling us "furries", that they fit the connotation of the word: which is basically humanoid animals that may or may not be fucking each other. They do not.

I rest my case.

>>25460162
Anthropomorphic is a dictionary-defined word with a clear, distinctive meaning.

The term "furry" in this context is a colloquialism with a vague meaning.

>>25460183

And the usage of the term has evolved since then.

Language evolves. Times change.

I think Braeburn can more than handle this situation all by himself.

>>25460131

I didn't say shit about Antropomorphism, i said that the general consensus is that liking being a fan of dreamworks and old folk tales doesn't make you a furry.

Furry is an internet slang term, and slang terms mean what ever the fuck people use them for, they don't have strict definitions.

Furry doesn't mean "Anything that's anthropomorphic" it has a more specific use than that and i have never ever seen it used outside that definition.

And quite frankly i don't give a shit if it was around in the 60s, or if it was around since before the fucking pyramids, it's still slang and as such does not have a rigid definition.

Dash + Scoots 2gether 4ever

>>25460179
>>25460158
Furry is an agreed upon fandom term that's been around for fifty years. Just because you came to know it loosely through the internet doesn't mean the definition is in question.

Look up the definition of "Furry" (fandom) on the internet and its exactly the same no matter where you go.

Just because you newfags experience it vicariously through a deviant website doesn't make the definition something that is malleable or up for debate.

So I just got done reading "Twilight Sky Over Canterlot"

Jesus.

I.. have no words.

I don't even know what the fuck I am anymore.

That was beautiful.

Oh, it's this debate again.

Would you?

>>25460193

Anthropomorphism can simply be the attributing of human qualities to non-human objects

For example : "The elevator shook angrily"

Elevators cannot actually be angry, i have just given it a human quality

who got that clopping pony template?

>>25460223

dud dats not scootaloo dats a chikn

Oh wait no one here will understand this inside joke, I forgot.

Please disregard my idiocy.

So.

How about them ponies.

>>25460224

>Internet

>>25460218
Fucking newfag

Furry has been around since before the internet, it was used back in the 60s for fans of Warner Bros and Disney anthrophomorphic cartoon characters.

And yes Furry means "Anything Anthropomorphic"

>>25460232
ikr

>>25460224
And that STILL doesn't make the "is an anthropomorphized computer a furry?!?!?!" argument any stupider.

I am trying to illustrate the distinction between two terms here, not debate on what the fuck "furry" means. Honestly, I don't CARE what it means and neither should you.

>>25460223
That's so cute.

>>25460241

Ponies? Egads man why would we talk about that?

>>25460238
Wait, are you referring to an inside joke within an inside joke?

>>25460241

They're super pretty and I want to hug and kiss them.

>>25460155

>They're a Pony (Non-Human Animal), given human characteristics.

Your assuming speech, self-awareness, intellect, and personality are strictly human traits.

>you must have some really boring pets

>>25460236
And there are furries who would jack off to that, what's your point.

Furry is alot more broad than what you want it to be.

>>25460234
*sif*?

>>25460247
Trolling levels at MAXIMUM!

>>25460260
Oh I'm sorry, find me a Pony that can talk and build its own society and maybe you'll have a point.

>>25460263

>furries jacking off to that
>elevators

/r/ing the entire mane cast in a shaking elevator, moaning sexually

>>25460256

I guess I am.

It's just that I'm so desperate for opportunities to use that joke at this point that I'm willing to use it where not a single fucking person will get it.

Or someone will and I'll be extremely paranoid when visiting the place it originated from.

>>25460260
> This Post
> Full Retard

Your pet pony actively converses in english?

>>25460263

>>25460223
I love this, so much. Makes up for the years of Scootabuse

>>25460234
Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy two half-hour sessions?

Also, that would be murder on my wallet.

Which mane cast member would be the loudest over the internet?

>>25460274
fucking this

>>25460223
Lol
>>25460234
How much for life?

>>25460294
Rainbow Dash.

She'd accidentally the caps lock.

>>25460218
> furry is "internet slang"
> been around since the 60s

Read what you wrote and tell me with a strait face that you aren't stupid.

>>25460294
fluttershy

Ponies get fucked!

>>25460294

Fluttershy.

She's just like all of us: shy, afraid to speak up for herself... then she finds the internet. Where she can be anybody. Where she can talk back to anybody.

>>25460304
Rarity. She'd probably have a radio show. Late night with Pinkie {ie from 11 to 3am. Early Morning Show with Celestia with the sun raising live every day.

>>25460304
>>25460319

but what happens when she learns about spoilers? I mean if that's ok

Hey guys.
Guys Listen

You know what's cool?

Ponies.
Fucking post them.

>>25460294
it is really hard to say, I think it would be more interesting to discuss their posting styles

pinkie pie would be a spammer
rarity would always be posting duckface pics of herself
fluttershy wouldn't post at all
rainbow dash would probably be a troll
applejack would be an internet racist
twilight sparkle would write huge spergy tl;dr posts about bullshit no one cares about

>>25460086
Twilight is only a social retard, i see her studying to the point where she can cook perfection, the only thing she wouldn't be able to put into the food is love, and that will be her undoing in the cook-off against AJ.

>>25460335
Best pony right here

>>25460319

"FUCKING NEWFAGS CANCER FUCK SHIT SAAAAAAAAGE"
"Fluttershy? Why are you typing so loud? I could hear you from outside!"
"Oh, Twilight, I... I was j... ju... *squeak*"

>>25460303
He's saying "language evolves" and we don't care what Furry used to mean in the 60s. The way many people use it here is a lot more specific than talking horses, or talking PCs and angry elevators, for that matter.

Gay never used to connote one's sexuality, after all.

>>25460291
Fluttershy must suck at math.

>>25460155
> They're a Pony (Non-Human Animal), given human characteristics.
> That's anthropomorphic.

Look, I'm not a native english speaker, but even I know that "anthropomorphic" is not related to the character. It's a body form and has nothing to do with:
> speech, self-awareness, intellect, and personality are strictly human traits.
as >>25460260 said.

Having personality and not being human != anthro, lol.

Excuse me sit, but you're idiot.

fucking /co/
how does it work

>>25460338

>Twilight
>will never understand love

This is furry

Just because you don't jack off to it doesn't mean others don't.

They're cartoon anthropomorphic animals of which you are infatuated with (whether sexually or not). This is the academic basis of the Furry Fandom. Just because you've come to associate the Furry fandom with being deviant and pornography based doesn't change the fact that at its core its first and foremost about an infatuation with fictional anthropomorphic characters.

First you tried arguing the definition of anthrophomorphic.

Then you tried claiming Furry is Theriomorphic (humans with non-human traits) instead of Anthropomorphic (non-humans with human traits)

Now you're arguing the consensus of the definition of "Furry" out of your petty vanity not to be associated with them.

COULD IT BE -GASP- THAT YOU LIKE SOMETHING THAT FALLS WITHIN SOMETHING ELSE YOU'VE COME TO LOATHE AS AN OUTSIDER? HOW DO YOU THINK FURRIES START?

>>25460278
I have no idea what you're talking about, I'm only here for the conversation and porn

>>25460348
Or maybe it's intentional, so people will buy two half hour sessions and feel like they're getting a better deal. and then come back later for more

>>25460348
my penis is now named math

I'm about to return to Equestria and bring eternal night, now excuse me while I dance.

>>25460361
delivering

ok, I'll post em.

>>25459919
Shut your whore mouth, bitch, you best get your cheatin ass out of here before I punch you scrunched up, fat ass face in. My friend can't sleep from did to him, and yes, it was mother fucking cheating on me. Fuck you, go back to that whore planet you came from before I pick you up by your cheap ass weave and throw you there my self.

>>25460367

And your left hand is algebra

>>25460273

wow, your head is buried so deep up your ass. Ok, read up on herd of horses.

Go ahead... I'll wait while you do that.

short version.... Social structure, communication

mfw internet argument

>>25460359

By this logic, Looney Tunes is furry too. As is any of the HUGE number of cartoons about talking animals.

>>25460247

>Teacher: I think that the story "The fox and the Grapes" is an amusing and comprehensive story that carries and important message and that it should be included in the curriculum for this years english lessons
>Chairman: OH MY GOD! We can't teach that story to the children! It's for FURRIES!

>>25460344
But the meaning has never changed, the fandom at is core has always been the same thing. In fact the only thing that's become more predominate is the pornography and that's supplementary to the definition, not a factor which changes it.

Face it, you're pulling shit out your ass to save face.

>>25460351
Anthropomorphic can mean physically human-like or mentally human-like, so either counts. Either way it applies.

My Little Pony is anthropomorphic.

>>25460359
Since the furries have already stared, they won't start again.

Does rule34 count as furry porn?

>>25460374

>>25460336

This subpony zebra walked by today. She said something in her unintelligible tribal babble. I lost it and called her what she was, a worthless enchantress. Then I beat that piece of shit zebra I hate zebras so Celestia damn much.

>>25460393
No, but if you built a fandom around the fable (like you have with My Little Pony) and became infatuated with the characters, then it would be Furry.

>>25460387

Unfortunately, you have no idea.

>>25460342
I talk to people the exact same way I talk on the internet. This is just my window to every one around the world to experience my levels of awesome.

>describing this pic i saw before

>>25460396

Sweetie Belle's face when she at all the skin already

>>25460386
>mfw my idea is taken and implemented on an image board.
>And it makes sense, kinda.

Have YOU ever clopped to ponies?

>>25460359
>He cares about what other people fap to!

>>25459550

>>25460386
Do they speak english?

Live in houses?

Have parties with punch & Cake?

No? Then shut the fuck up. Since my little Pony is the standard of discussion here, I think we can agree it goes above and beyond how wild horses act, live and exist.

>>25460428
ya y

>>25460428

How can I? I dont have hooves...

>>25460374
Meh... this could've been hotter.

>>25460359
>HOW DO YOU THINK FURRIES START?

I don't think most furries started by loathing furry stuff, or furries in general. I mean granted 4chan specifically might have a weird furry in denial thing going on but that's kind of a special case.

>>25460428

No, but I've jerked off to human trixie before.

>>25460428
Many, many, many times.

But not exclusively.

>>25460356
Well, no, you see — she'll learn that you can't count only on cold hard science when cooking (that will be the moral of the episode). After loosing to AJ and learning from her mistakes, she will go one to challenge Princess Celestia and her solar hoofs.

>>25460395
Ain't even mad, brah, that was my first post.

We're all arguing semantics over something that is essentially the same. Under your definition of furry, pony is furry. Under others' definition of furry, pony is not. The hate that's being thrown around is obviously directed to the narrow definition. Potayto/Potahto, the end result is no different. People like poni, most don't jerk off to it, they don't consider it "furry", others do, who gives a shit?

(Apparently me, because I'm typing so much? Guess I'm just bored.)

>>25460400
The sketch is way better, imo

>>25460433
Welcome to 4chan.

>mfw this argument will go in circles for eternity and never end
>mfw people actually spend hours on here parroting the same responses back and forth forever

Everyone on both sides of this argument is a complete fucking retard and worse than furries. Including me, now. So thanks a lot.

>>25460443

>>25460442
Exaggerating existing traits is a completely different idea to giving something entirely new ones. Ponies communicate, and have a society, and are intelligent. My Little Ponies communicate better, have a more complex society, and are sentient. No traits have been added, just existing ones have been enhanced. (And if speaking english is a human trait, then klingons are furry too - transparent translation is hardly a new concept for TV)

>>25460386
>mfw he thinks he is helping an internet argument.

When will the Pony fandom come to terms with the fact that they fall within the "lite" umbrella of Furry?

Fucking no-child-left-behinders... Your lack of critical thinking skills is appalling. Why are you unable to grasp that concepts such as "Furry" and "Anthropomorphism" posses both larger over arching aspects and specific ones?

LRN TO FUCKING CONTEXT

>>25460466
Artists always render their shit all wonky, i usually prefer sketches/clean lineart over a fully rendered pic.

>>25460428

No.

Thankfully there isn't much fan art of Bridle Gossip. The micropheliac in me was fighting off a whyboner during that episode. It's the only episode that I only watched when it premiered and never again afterwords.

>>25460475
But you're not, you're putting them in a very human society.

That's anthropomorphism no matter how vainly you try to defend it as not being such.

>>25460468
It's mostly a case of trolls regurgitating the same deliberately stupid responses and then masturbating to all the 'argument' it causes.

Furry debates? Really bronies? Really?

I get the feeling that not only is this stale already, but is at the instigation of some malicious anti-bronie agenda.

Remember who we are, my bronies.
Rememberrrrrrrrr

>>25460493
It's really not so clear cut. We don't know enough about their society to really make that call, but I'm pretty sure we don't have any parallels to the racial split, for example. If having settlements is a human trait, then half the animals in the real world are furry too.

>>25460428


I think it's fair I answer the question too - and the answer is no.

Posting ponies in a furry thread.

>>25460501
>/b/'s "Love and tolerance" Shtick

Fuck off to ponychan.

>>25460501

Good job posting that picture on /co/, dickass.

>>25460402

Damn it Applejack get the fuck off the internet.

>>25460466
I meant it'd be way better without the sadistic shit.

"Furry" does NOT mean "anthropomorphic". Because anthropomorphization can be applied to a LOT of things, and the term "furry", while given many varying definitions by different parts of the internet (the only part of society that actually CARES AT ALL), still is only used to refer to things involving anthropomorphic ANIMALS. Sometimes, only even specific species of animals. It is NEVER used to refer to, say, an anthropomorphized table or computer or cloud or fridge.

Equating the two terms is trolling. There's no defending that fact.

>>25460479
This discussion isn't about whether liking anthropomorphic animal porn makes you a furry or not, it's about whether a furry is just a guy who faps to Gadget Hackwrench, or a guy who believes that he is a soul of a wolf trapped in a human body and thereby he must wear a wolf costume and fuck dogs.

>>25460443
Does anyone have the comic where Pinkie lifts her tail to show Spike what a filly's pinkie pie looks like?

>>25460531
Those are called Otherkin and even most of the furry fandom despises them because they're a bunch of attention whore born-again-christian circlejerking teenage emo fucktards.

>>25460535

...what?!

>>25460530
Yeah, but a furry fridge is pretty funny.

>>25460223

>>25460477

Do we have this in pony form?

>also mfw

>>25460515
>>25460513

>>25460530
Furry is a fixation on the attractive or provocative qualities of Anthropomorphism.

I.e. building a fandom around an anthropomorphic cartoon.

>>25460531
It's both, and more. Furry is a much larger thing than just some internet clique of people who do one thing.

>>25460545
Also, here's a furry punching bag

sorry about the pornographic delay, but there are other boards outside of /co/rporal shithole

Y'all best just knock off all this "what's furry and what isn't" nonsense, the whole argument t'ain't nothin' but a barrel of horseapples.

Now what we really need to be discussin' is how we can eradicate the zebra scum that have infiltrated our precious Equestria.

>>25460553
you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

To whoever started this furry bullshit once again:
Well done if you were a troll.

>>25460461
Is the reference too /a/ for you, /co/?

>>25460553
>Furry is a fixation on the attractive or provocative qualities of Anthropomorphism.

>I.e. building a fandom around an anthropomorphic cartoon.

Your example doesn't fall under the umbrella of your own definition. Stop trolling.

>>25460548
You are not looking at it hard enough if you do not see pony. Look again.

>>25460558
>Scootaloo is a furry punching bag

>>25460543
spike is pining after rarity, then pinkie pie comes along and she's all like 'you're such a fucking virgin, spike. have you even seen a vagina before? here, peep this'

or something

where did scootabuse come from?

>>25460558
come again?

how do you guys categorise this?

>>25459605
I didn't see this earlier, I'm sorry.

Scoots looks better, but it immediately jumps out at me that they're in the same pose.

The wings of both of them look flat and pasted on. Wings are kind of a bitch to draw and understand, but their structure is actually really fascinating so its completely fun looking at real bird wings whether or not you plan on drawing them, haha.

If you dont want to do that, then something simple like not 100% outlining where RD's wings hit her body can help. With scootaloo, they just don't really look like wings because the feathers are pointing straight out from the body, and both layers are the exact same shape.

With this image:
>>25460377
Why does the coat fall so far behind the butt? I was having an optical illusion moment for a minute where I thought the negative space between rear leg and cards was actually the leg. It looks like the coat tails are falling on a rum, so it makes the body look much longer than it is. I'd bring the clothing back in further to the body.

I'm super sorry if none of this made sense. I'm on the point of sleepy where you know you shouldn't be posting but you do anyway. I can offer a redline if you're having problems understanding?

>>25460586
super hot

>>25460577
>Jay Naylor art
Get out.

>>25460586
That's pony fetishism.

Google it. Or possibly "ponygirl" fetishes. Not sure what'd work.

>>25460577
Drawfag called Ottanta Discotecnica has a huge hard on for Scootabuse. It's kind of "his thing".

>>25460582

I really hate you sometimes, penis.

I really, really do.

>>25460608
it's also really funny

>>25460595
lolol problem nigger?

Bookworm till the end.

>>25460608
>He thinks Scootabust is Discos only 'fun thing to make his own'

>>25460577
It began with a unhealthy Obsession with Scootaloo known as "Scootalust". Then an unfunny meme known as "Scootatrap" Came around, where scootaloo had a dick.

People began requesting art with Scootaloo and Dash because they're totally BFFLs, and this little drawing came around.

Then I, Anonymous, Invented a shorthanded word for Beating the shit out of Scootaloo. I called it "Scootabuse" shortly after a SBAHF joke strip came around where Scootaloo was savagely beaten by Rainbow Dash.

I hope that clears up your confusion.

>>25460612
>>25460582
LOLOLOL RANDOM FURRY PORN IT'S SO FUNNY

>>25460575
That's the one.

Anyone have it?

>>25460641

/human trixie

I want an epsiode where Rainbow dash abuses Scootaloo

>>25460608
>Scootabuse is Disco's thing

Actually, it never would have been a thing if you limp dicked faggots would've stopped crying about it.

>>25460560

Applejack, y u so racist?

human rainbow dash

zomgnone

>>25460669
>Can I be your assistant?
>You can take out the trash, pipsqueak!
—most recent MLP FiM episode

If you DO NOT want to fap to ponies I suggest you DO NOT open this.
My question is:
Is it too adorable to fap to?

>>25460690

If you notice Dash's facial expression when Scootaloo picks up the apple core, you can tell that she was being sarcastic and didn't actually expect her to take it.

> wake up
> find this in your bed
> Realize that's your blood

>>25459963
DO FUCKING WANT!

>>25460695

>animu faces

I live another day without masturbating to ponies.

>>25460708
Well, aren't you a happy camper.

>>25460708
axe why here eyes are black
>hope she changes the eyes then free reign is allowed

goddamnit guys, you shouldn't post the porn here since it's the rules but if you're going to, you might as well spoiler it, seriously.

>>25460592

>Hating a name

Wow, I didn't know it was him. It's really good, at least It's not fucking plastic. Why don't you go suck a dick until your butt feels better?

>>25460595

Zecora in the Rain was highly fappable

>>25460672
Sorry if we're not the kinda faggots who get a hard on for that kinda shit and keep our dicks limp. Go figure.

>>25460739
>he thinks people pay attention to the rules

Is this your first day on 4chan?

>>25460739
>He doesn't know how trolls operate.
Fuck, is it summer already?

>>25460742
haha i noticed that one at the bottom.
I was like dude they just drew twilight sparkle ass cheeks

>>25460747
>Zecora in the Rain was highly fappable

First time I ever thought about kissing horselips. Or rather zebralips. Would there be a difference?

>finally pull away from the threads to go write a request
>spend nearly 4 hours on said request
>finish
>come back to threads
>mfw

...the fuck?

hey /co/, ever got a boner from fantasising about mounting you favourite?

>>25460758

I really hope she gets another cat in season 2 and Pinkie Pie acts super paranoid about it.

>>25460749
> implying there's a non-faggot reason for watching a little girls show that isn't fapping.

>>25460747

>Zecora in the Rain was highly fappable

/r/ing this

>>25460776
>/co/'s face when

>>25460591
Found moar

>>25460777
Due to the fact that she looks so slick, I could possibly injure myself, no. Fuck, she seems to be seeping so much oil out of her body that the surrounding 10ft radius has to be like black ice.

>>25460776
Yeah, pretty much. Though I'd wage whatever earlier threads sucked as much.

>>25460749
Oh, you're one of those guys.

Never mind then.

Oh man, did I miss Scootachicken?

>>25460530
Furry = Infatuation with Anthropomorphism or something that is Anthropomorphic

i.e. Pony fandom

so, you prefer this,

>>25460762
inorite? When that first aired on tv /co/ flipped it's shit. How fukkin crazy was that, Twilight cheeks

>>25460782
Not talking about the show.

>>25460703
That's useless dude. You can't win this battle. Sad, but true.