>>25443340

I'm so glad that Twilight clapping GIF exists. it gets so much use!

Continuing the learning process from a previous thread:

>>25443172
>I'll try jacking up the stabilizer and see what happens as well. Gonna scribble one more thing.

Holy cocks that came out much nicer.

Quickfic time!
Whoever posts the first story idea in response to this post
gets a two-post quickie story.

for the fellow drawfags, this helped me a lot

I have a request.

Spikely Whiplash tying Rarity/Nell to the railroad tracks, and Pinkie(Twilight?)/Dudley Do-Right trying to rescue her.

>>25443416
The Mayor has a horrible secret.

>>25443416
Pinkie pie and rainbow dash get in a argument

That time again, Bitches. Daily Roll. If this post ends in 1-5, I watch another episode of ponies. If it ends in 6-9 or 0, I retain my heterosexuality for another day.

Episodes Watched: 12

>>25442776
Time for the other two.

>>25443416
This >>25443425 could also be a story! :3

>>25443434
Question: Have you once managed to roll 6-0?

Oh well I almost feel sorry for you because the 13th episode is pretty week.

Reposting cause I had to uncrappify it. Also I made her be crying a little because she wasn't sad ENOUGH.

Also look, I coloured the lines on her hat and sleeve!
I can do that now!
With GIMP.

Other GIMPfriends here's how:
Make sure the lines are on a separate transparent layer all by themselves.
Go to the layers option.
Select Transparency.
Then click Alpha to Selection.
COLOUR THE LINES!

guys i keep having weird fantasies about my dick getting caught in the zipper.

could someone post the madmax pics of the crotch perspective humanized ponies?

it'll make me think less about my dick skin getting pinched and bleeding and torn apart due to carelessness with my pants zipper. it's just a weird feeling that i can't shake.

imagining my dick getting caught in the zipper, I mean.

>>25443449
Er, weak. Not week.

I have no excuse. I haven't started drinking yet.

>>25443449
One time I rolled a 7.

>>25443464
Get some button-fly jeans, man.

One day I will abandon writing and teach myself how to draw for real. Have one last silly sketch.

Night all.

>>25443464
Did you just watch There's Something About Mary or something?

Goddammit I'm beginning to fit that "Evolution of a Ponyfag" list to a T. This show is so repulsive and yet so alluring at the same time.

Fuck you Faust. Fuck you for creating yet another drain on my free time.

>>25443490
fukkin saved

>>25443427
Will do.

>>25443490
'Night.

>>25443434
>implying you have any manliness left after 12 episodes.

They're all ponies right?

Does that mean there are horses somewhere too?

>>25443514
I didn't CHOOSE to watch them.

>>25443455
nice one Pacce

do we have any vectorized lyra picture (other than babby) from the show?

i need it for something

>>25443532

>>25443514
>implying you aren't more manly for not not watching 12 episodes.

True manliness is not in single quality. It is about being well-rounded.

>>25443503
no, but that's different. ben stiller gets his boner caught in the zipper. i mean just my dick. my flaccid, wimpy dick flopping around while my pants are down or something, and shifting my legs cause the zipper to move up, effectively getting the skin in a vice.

just plain old getting your dick caught in your zipper.

>>25443490

That picture gave me a sudden urge to listen to Disco

>>25443532
Denial ain't just a club in McManerbury, honey.

Hey guys, I drew Spike.
What think?

>>25443522

Well they use the word Horseshoe instead of 'ponyshoe' or hoofshoe so yes, horses exist and they live in a Steam Punk society

>>25443538
Thank you, it took a long time due to experimentation.

Here's a sample of FAILED experimentation...
Spoilered for HORROR.

>>25443563
I don't even like ponies... The posts are just making me watch.

>>25443564
Looks good, but I dunno...

Maybe if he had a mustache AND a beard.

>>25443522
Celestia and Luna are horses

Public Service Announcement: Remember kids pinkie is always watching, keep it clean and as always have fun.

>>25443553
Call it, Friendo.

>>25443577
>wats_increase_selection_by_one.jpg

Told you just to draw the lines in different colors sep

>>25443455
this will be implemented in my next color job

also if your still there knigh/tg/guy I'm throwing my request together(short notice you know?)

>see new episode
>Spike gets trolled
>mfw

>>25443595
I didn't DRAW it.
I CAN'T draw for shit.
AT ALL.
Thank you for the advice for those who can though.

>>25443609

Yeah, well what'd you expect? He's adopted!

>>25443588
But... what if I want that to happen?

>>25443583
I considered giving him a fu manchu, but then I realised he has no chin.
:/

One more day, thought Wheat Dreams, as she looked in the mirror at that grey, frizzled mane and those drooping bags under her eyes. One more day. I can do it.

Taking a deep breath, and pulling on her best smile, Wheat Dreams, mayor of Ponyville, stepped out of her home, and walked to the office.

"Hi, Mayor!" called a couple of youngsters on their way to school.

"Hi there," she called back, and kept walking.

"Good morning, madam Mayor," called out Derby Hooves, on her morning mail run.

"Good morning, Derby," she called back, and kept walking.

When she got to the office, her secretary gave her the morning's business. She kept the plastic smile on her face until she was alone, with the door closed.

But when the door closed, she let her head drop onto her desk. This had to end.

No, she thought. One more day. Just one more day.

>>25443400
So am I sort of on the right track?

Incidentally in addition to doodling ponies I'm trying to brush up on my basics as well. My last actual art class was about four years ago.

>>25443592

Hey DG, hows that request coming along?

>>25443659
Pretty much yeah

hey pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonies!

i need vecotorized lyra if there is any. pwwwwwwwwwweeeeese

>>25443559

Someone say....Disco?

>>25443609
>didn't see new episode
>Spike supposedly gets trolled
>mfw

>>25443504
I wanna see this list

>>25443464
>>25443558
Those pics were by Megasweet, not Madmax
To refrain from posting all of them, they can be found here
http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/19.html

>>25443697
There is so much mint green in that crowd.

I want some mints now.

>>25443437
No one? Ah well, should probably try and make things legible before attempting visual humor.

Hi everybody! this is my first time on the pony general. I just caught up with the episodes and i love this show! Cutie Mark Chronicles is my favorite episode! I cried i could feel the friendship maybe someday i'll have my own best friends. So what's it like here? Who are your favorite ponies? I think Pinkie Pie and Applejack are the best!

>>25443707
may not be what you want, but it is along the same lines

>>25443626
You can draw if you try. Don't discourage yourself

>>I have Adobe Master Suit CS3 since 2008 and a wacom tablet
>>But I will never use it
>>Mfw

The police chief burst into the room, and the mayor hurriedly (but nonchalantly) covered the paper with another. "What is it, Bill?"

Billy Club, the chief of the Ponyville police, proceeded to tell her all about the latest crime, which was theft of a cake from Sugar Cube Corner. It was the latest in a series of petty thefts which had the police baffled, and blah, blah, blah.

His words melted together as she imagined the green pony turning pink, then purple, then blue. She imagined his ears turning into bat wings, and his tail turning into a tree branch. Then, his hooves became marshmallows, and he started to sink into the floor.

"And that's what we plan to do," he finished, looking mighty proud of himself.

She put on the plastic smile, gave the required response, then dismissed him.

She uncovered the paper, and continued to look at it, the town's business forgotten again.

>>25443745
its fun lots of friendship

>>25443745
Run. Run before it's too late.

>>25443745
I would say you are trying to hard. But I've posted ponies in dozens of forums and now I must deal with the very slight chance that you are, indeed, a new fan.

Welcome to the herd.

>>25443757
Then use it

>>25443427
>Knock knock.
>Mayor's office, come in please.
>Hey Mayor, it's Twilight Sparkle here.
>I'm a little busy, Twilight. The whole town is in an uproar about my firing of the lawn-mowny pony. That son of a butterscotch is really starting to get my goat.
>Loud and clear, mayor. I'm actually here with a way to help you win back the masses.
>All ears, Tom.
>Well, I know you don't want to hire back Mr. Grassy, so all you have to do is hire someone else, like Mr. Clippers. I'm sure he'd be glad to have...
>Great, Twilight. When can you start?
>What, me? I don't know anything about...
>It's easy. All you have to do is get your little dragon friend to start roasting the lawns down to the root. That way, we don't need to hire anyone to cut the grass ever again.
>Well, I just don't think that's such a good idea. Matter of fact, I think setting fire to all the grass is probably going to lead to a lot of ponies getting killed...
>Twilight, that doesn't sound like my future Vice-Mayor.
>Vice-Mayor?
>Not unless you start showing some initiative. The kerosene's in the back. Get moving, Twizzler Spinkle.
>Son of a gumble...

>>25443745
Lot of fanart, stories, shipping, theories, shipping, occasional toy stuff, shipping, friendship, and shipping.

Also some screwed up stuff like ponies coming to harm, getting sexy, and/or becoming monsters.

My favorite is Pinkie, but I can't help but love Derpy more than anything.
...Also I think Gilda is cool.

you still here knigh/tg/uy, because i'm not posting this mess unless you're here to grab it.

>>25443607
Go ahead and post when done. It will be some time before I can get to it though. Already midnight here.

>>25443675
I like the way you can take a story. I'm still impressed by your Sweetybelle/Zombie fic.

>>25443753
Actually, on review, that's probably not it. The original request could refer to plenty of screencaps all implying that despite force of will ponies corrupt and ultimate convert watchers into bronies.

>>25443745
Curiously, my favorite pony is actually Carrot Top.
I have no idea why. But she's just so cool. She's like this pony-shaped piece of awesome that walks around in the background being awesome all the time.

>>25443811
>but I can't help but love Derpy more than anything.

>>25443757
I bought my tablet forever ago. It's a mid-sized Intuos3.

It sat in a closet for years.

I've used it more in the past two weeks than...actually this is the first time I've used it. I think maybe I plugged it in and scribbled once before deciding I'd wasted hundreds of dollars on a tool that was beyond my abilities.

But I'm having a goddamn blast now. I just regret letting it rot all that time. Even if I'm not that good now I know it's possible to get better. I know I'm already better than I was. Just gotta keep on keepin' on.

>>25443781
??

>>25443787
>>25443811
thank you! shipping? ok how can you ship ponies tho? i bet this place is fun i dont get why most of /co/ is angry at you guys

>>25443792
>Rarity (?)
>Not white

It still is very good. I want to see a full picture, please.

>>25443811
>>25443829
mahnigga.jpg

>>25443814
its cool dude I waited about a week and a half for this oc.
turns out he just forgot.

I want my oc drawn how it says on the picture.
thanks!

/r/ing more of these

>>25443745
hows it going bud

and to answer your question as to which pony is my favorite, id say its a tie between rainbow dash and derpy

Nightmare fuel anyone?

>>25443852
With such a sweet spirit, it is no wonder MLP is for you...

This fan might be crazy. And not Pinkie Pie crazy. More like Derpy crazy.

>>25443877
inb4fapfapfap

>>25443875
wait who is derpy?

>>25443852
>How do we ship ponies?

Like this:

>>25443877
more?

>>25443505

Oh you liked the doodle? Cool. I said I was going to bed but im waiting on a request. Eh archive is running so have one more thing.

>>25443877
Eh, I fapped to MLP transformation fetish crap even before this show aired

>>25443877
she cries because now she can't scratch her itchy back

Also, I feel bad for her still human fetus which was conceived a week ago from messing around with that stud

>>25443771

Why can I not stop looking at this?

>>25443890
>wait who is derpy

Derpy, my dear, is simply the best winged equine of all on Equestria.

well my dump is done

>>25443852
/co/, or just about any other part of the site, doesn't really need a reason to be angry.
...
I was gonna post an angry marine as an example, but I couldn't find any.
Have some Carrot Top instead.

>>25443871
Saved to phone for now. Also, I was working on males ponies, so you might get an extra pic with Rathalos.

>>25443830
wow i feel the same way about my 1,000 turn table.
Was gonna take lessons but dropped out of school.

>>25443919
Derpy is a single mother just trying to get by, thrust into events beyond her comprehension, now trying to get back to her family in a race against time.

>>25443890
derpy none other than the most lovable of all pegasi

>>25443890
Background pony, given a funny face as joke.
We noticed her, named her, and loved her.
She showed up in the background in nearly all the episodes, but her eyes were normal.
There have been LOTS of art and stories about her.
The folks who make the show noticed our love and now she routinely show up in episodes with her eyes all derped up.

>>25442779
One more to go.

>>25443873

Sweet! I dodn't know there was a cutie mark for Incest

>>25443946
And she has the most interesting of friends.

>>25443919
You...MULE!

>>25443766

Upon the paper was a poem. These words, if put to music, would shame all prior bards. They would turn the world upside-down.

These words could start (and end) wars. These words, if spoken aloud, could have brought laughter to the moribund, comfort to the dying.

These words could have changed the world.

But beside them was a signature, written in pony blood, that reminded her of her fate.

She could never share these words with anyone. They would sit there, mocking her, until the end of her days.

The paper would not burn, or boil, or accept any writing other than what was already written. The deal she had made, in exchange for her prowess at poetry, was her time as mayor.

Her cutie mark, which all thought was her ability to make bold, inspiring speeches, was an image of this very scroll, tied with the blue ribbon that was a mockery of the blue ribbon she won at the talent show that day.

The second signature, in a blood that had dried black, simply read, "Cel."

>>25443947
>>25443934
>>25443919
oh! wait i havent seen derpy in the show? also i really liking these equestria enquirer images!

>>25443947
good god i cannot type correctly with this enormous headache of mine.

>>25443961
Slightly altering a joke I used earlier: Big Mac's half-apple cutie mark indicates that he's really good at splitting Apples open.

>>25443890
Derpy is the fanbase's favorite background pony

she's a background pony that had derpy eyes in the first episode and appeared in later episodes with the same derpy eyes after lauren faust caught on.

i have a headcold. night bronies

>>25443906

Yep, these definitely bring on a Disco urge with the funky basslines and everything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLzbKm56dLI

>>25443996
>>25443955
i see! any interesting info about derpy?

One more day, thought Wheat Dreams, as she looked in the mirror at that grey, frizzled mane and those drooping bags under her eyes. One more day. I can do it.

Taking a deep breath, and pulling on her best smile, Wheat Dreams, mayor of Ponyville, stepped out of her home, and walked to the office.

>>25443981
You HAVE seen her, you just didn't notice.

For instance this happened in Show Stopper when Scootaloo was racing through town on her scooter.

>>25443857
I'm pacing this nicely, in 1 hour I will have lost control of my life

>>25444015
Here's everything you need to know.
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Derpy_Hooves

Derpy is the only pony to fill my heart with more joy than any of the main ponies. I love Derpy to pieces. Dinky, too.

>>25443919
Dash isn't Derpy, silly.

>>25444015
aside from her cameos with derp eyes, there's the fact that the fans successfully predicted that she'd be a mailpony, i think.

and from one line in one episode, apparently her favorite food is muffins.

>>25443890
>who's derpy?
Believe it or not, she's walking on clouds in the air
Never thought her eyes could be so free
Flying away on her wings, that mare
Who could it be?
Belive it or not, she's Derpy!
that didn't explain anything but I wanted to make that song reference

>>25444015
shes friends with megatron and has a daughter called dinky whos a unicorn, shes also a mail-mare

>>25444016
Thanks, this actually a style of writing I would love to try. My problem is I want whole stories told like this, with mysterious within mysterious and all sort of secretive stuff that just wants to make you keep reading.

Unfortunately...I seem to be very "jerky" when it comes to my stories, I simply don't know how to transition from scenes as well as how to weave narrative with quotes. What do you do?

>>25444064
One day I will pull a Costanza and make that my voicemail message.

oh, and derpy's real name might be ditzy doo.

>>25444015
According to fanon, she's the town mailpony and is a single mom with a daughter named Dinky Hooves, who is a unicorn. I dunno, just roll with it.

She's kind of become accepted as a part of the offscreen canon after the show's animators keep adding her into the backgrounds with her derpy eyes. Lauren Faust drew a sketch of her and auctioned it for charity, and it went for over $2000!

>>25444094
I think its ditzy dew

Wanna be a pony, pony in space.

I voted for President Fluttershy, did you?

>>25444062
delete that shit from your computer and have the fixed version

this thread is jam packed with love for derpy, it makes me incredibly happy

>>25444051
>>25444066
>>25444062
oh so she's like the adventure time frog? is there like a thing where you look for her in every episode? also wow helpful people here in the mlp general

Wow, first she gets upstaged by her sister.

Then she is upstaged by a fan character.

>>25443981
Derpy is like Where's Waldo.

If Waldo was a Pony
And Grey
With Derpy Eyes

>>25444015
She's married to a fork.

>>25444120

>>25444133
here is derpys true love

>>25444002
i prefer my disco electro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvx5QM8nrZA
around :40 it starts

>>25444111
hahaha, didn't even notice the lack of wings, thanks anon.

>>25444108
I would have voted for her if I wanted a puppet president.

>>25444142
"oh dear sister! i'm sorry dear sister! i missed you dear sister!"


i hope luna gets written out of the show

>>25444108
Does she have Morgan Freeman's voice?

In that case, sure why not.

>>25444108
Nope. Im not having some PEGASUS who can't even hold a pen be my president.

NOPE. Rarity is where it's at. The president is just a figurehead to the princess, and that suits Rarity just fine.

>>25443873
>>25443888
>>25443909
>>25443930
I got this

>>25444162
>I want a character that has had one line of dialogue and one appearance to be written out
Wait, what?

>>25444142
I love to sing-a
About the moon-a, and my Luna, and the spring-a.

>>25444162
Hey I wouldn't piss off the person that sent me to the moon for 1000 years either.

>>25444107
ah hell yeah my nigger right here

>>25444162
You would, but she's in the second season already, so it'll be at least a year.

>>25444194

>>25444174

>>25444180
it's better than giving her fanfiction backstory. she had one. fucking. line, of dialogue. and people are writing these pathetic stories of her fitting in with the cast and become their OC's girlfriend and shit like that. she's been gone the whole season, let her stay gone.

What role can Luna serve in season two. Any thoughts on that?

Woah woah woah, when did that "Lauren Faust drew a picture of Derpy and put it on eBay and sold it for two grand" thing happen? Granted, most of my time is spent in MLP General threads whenever there's a new episode, so there's probably a lot of community stuff I missed.

>>25444208
god damnit this game is full of clever!

Also, have a picture of Derpy and her best friend.

>>25444219
abuse/ doormat. like meg in family guy. fuck luna.

last derpy fanart of the night for me, fun thread guys.

>>25444142
Ah hell, that meteor shower scene would've been a perfect time for her to reappear but nope.jpeg

>>25441829
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RnF8ir56O0

For those still confused, the game is called "Flower", an Indie game exclusive to PSN. So if you don't have a Playstation3, your out of luck. If you do have one, get it NOW!!!

The game has stunningly beautiful visuals with an equally amazing soundtrack. If you can find the music online, its worth keeping.

>>25444235
>CRUSH THE AUTOBOTS
HAHAHAHA

WHERE IS THE ALLSPARK?

>>25444208
I wanna draw Chell hugging Luna while saying: "Thank you for your moon."

>>25444218
Oh please, there are worse offenders than that.

Characters who have had 5 seconds of screentime have backstories.

>>25444244
I pushed the button to make him laugh and Derpy fell off his arm.
I was very amused.

>>25444244

>>25444249
why? luna didn't make the fucking moon. it was already in place. fuck off, luna hugger. go eat your own shit for taste.

>>25444213

>Mafia news report
>No mention of Punisher Pony

>>25444254
No, Pokie Peirce had a fucking novel wrote about him.

>>25444224
http://cgi.ebay.com/Derpy-Hooves-Lauren-Faust-MLP-FIM-Original-Art-/280662542214

Check it out. Proceeds went to Japan relief.

>>25444254
at least they don't have a literal fuckton of gay fanart. fucking shit. FUCKING SHIT, LUNA.

>>25443890
read this

>>25444243
>>25444243
>>25444243
>PSN is down
Yeah...no. You can't buy it now.

Smelly dumb
background character scum

>>25444269
>No
What? That's exactly what I'm saying.

>>25444287
Why get mad at a fictional character over what fans do with her?

>>25444233
[Spoiler] She never said that. It was created. [/spoiler]

>>25444269
that's because pokey pierce is the fucking king.

>>25444219

She stages a coup de pied (ho ho, made a silly there) and founds a truly benevolent parliamentary system with her and her now defunct sister mere unofficial figureheads.

However, the story of the second season takes place in the midst of the not-so-bloodless coup. Initially they fight on the side of the Celestine forces, but soon discover the truth behind their beloved princess' regime. Forced between the loyalty of friends and what's right, one of our mane cast will make a decision that will rock the very foundation of Equestria.

>>25444287
Why are you so angry?

>>25444304
because she is the worse. didn't her "fans" make that unbirthing picture of her? yeah, nuff said. Luna is shit and people who like her are shit.

>>25444287
Luna needs to get her incestuous ass out of FIM.

Hey you guys, remember that time we found a troll's strategy post in an anti-pony thread?
>pretend to like the show except for a single character
>post graphic sex stuff that harms, not helps, boners

This thread reminds me of that.

Friendship is magic, even on 4chan.

>super new and excited fan comes, does classic new stuff, then leaves
>now a Luna troll

Hmmhmm, these are the pony threads I remember. and I love it

>>25444329
>didn't her "fans" make that unbirthing picture of her?

You trollin', brah?

"Oh noes, a furry likes something. No one else is allowed to like it anymore."

>>25444329
And the people who rage at fictional characters fans are fine outstanding citizens of the internet.

wtf man.

im trying to color the op gif but its not doin shit except putting a different color

>>25444353
Probable samefag troll trying two different approaches.

>>25444362
you didn't read, fucko. i said that luna fans made the unbirthing pic, thus making luna fans scum and shit. i didn't say fuck about furries, you brought that shit up. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. I NEVER SAID FURRIES. FUCK YOU

Nightmare Moon will be my Mai Waifu no matter how many unbirthing comics she has.

see this in public wat do


then you find out this guy is a massive furfag who draws gay furry porn, its true

>>25444304

>>25444224
All week.
http://fyre-flye.deviantart.com/journal/39965046/

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280662542214&category=552&_trksid=p51
97.c0.m619&autorefresh=true%23ht_500wt_1156

>>25444387
You'd have to be retarded to not be able to tell that was drawn by a furfag.

>>25444394
Sounds like bro material

>>25444394
Never bring it up.

>>25444368
I NEVER SAID I WAS BETTER. WHAT, ARE WE NOT ALLOWED TO JUDGE PEOPLE ANYMORE? THIS A FUCKIN NAZI COMMUNE NOW, HUH? I CAN SAY THAT SOMETHING IS SHIT WHEN'S ITS CLEARLY SHIT. YOU THINK I DON'T THINK I'M SHIT?? FUCK YOU. YOU'RE WRONG

>>25444402
ow does she do wasd?

>>25444394
I sick my mustache on him.
They will never find the body.

>>25444387
>one person
>whole fanbase

go eat a dick -_-

>>25444387
furries are still scum and shit though.

>>25444394

The only answer to that question is to party. If you let scum not let you party, then you are worst then scum.

I'm refering to haters like you. I don't give a shit what someone likes to do

>>25444435
>Scootavengence

>>25444410
I'M NOT SAYING IT WASN'T DRAWN BY A FURRY, EITHER! BUT YOU'RE PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH AND YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE DICK FUCK. YOU FUCK YOU FUCK.

WHY ARE YOU SO DICK

>>25444393

>Nightmare moon

That's Twilight in the picture dumbass

>>25444402
>talking about furries
>vinny shows up
>I'm actually okay with him though

>>25444447
>WHY ARE YOU SO DICK

I can't help the way I was born.

>>25444447
Nice cruise control, homie.

Keep up the trolling, yo.

>>25444448
NMM had the same VA as Rarity you know.

>>25444443
SO YOU'D BE FINE WITH A KILLER COMING OUT AND KILLING YOUR FAMILY


YOU ARE SOOOOOOO STUPID!!!!! 'dont let other people not party hurr durr"

THAT'S WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE

OH thought! Maybe Luna can be the Celestia figure for the CMC? Only have it reversed where the CMC teach Luna in social matters.

That being said, anyone have the picture where the CMC make a dress for Luna?

>>25444487
...and that explains why I love both their VA's

>>25444489
>bitch bitch bitch
>whine whine whine

>>25444447

AND HE PUT MY DOLLAR IN THE COKE MACHINE AND BOUGHT A FANTA AND I DIDN'T EVEN WANT A FANTA BUT HE SAID IT WAS GOOD BUT IT WASN'T BECAUSE IT WAS ORANGE AND IT WAS MADE BY NAZIS AND THEN WE COULDN'T GET ON THE DUMBO RIDE BECAUSE THE PARK WAS CLOSING EARLY FOR YEARLY REPAIRS AND THE LINE WAS TOO LONG AND WE HAD TO GO HOME IN GRANDMAS CAR WHICH SMELLS BAD AND THE FANTA GOT SHOOK UP AND EXPLODED ALL OVER THE BACK OF THE CAR AND I HAD TO RIDE THE WHOLE WAY BACK ALL STICKY AND I WAS CRYING BUT I DIDN'T LET ANYBODY SEE ME BECAUSE THEY WOULD'VE GOT MAD

>>25444507
Just another day as Anon.

>>25444507
YO WANT TO KILL YOUR OWN FAMILY YOU'RE THE SCUM HERE. AND IF YOU'RE NOT THE SAME GUY, THEN IT'S HIM INSTEAD. HE IS THE SCUM.

>>25444489
You are a wonderful person as well. I'm hope we both live successful lives filled with friendship.

>>25444522
YEAH I BET WE WILL. EXCEPT FOR YOU YOU'RE A SHITDICK GO AWAY

>>25444536

AND THEN HE TOLD A JOKE AND HE WAS ALL LIKE WHAT GOES WOOF WOOF BOOM AND THEN HE SAID TERRIERISTS GO WOOF WOOF BOOM AND EVERYBODY LAUGHED 'CAUSE THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT JOKE

But I didn't.

Because I'm dying inside. And nobody sees it.

ITT: Bad trolls!

Anyway, so I know someone out there must play TF2. Does anybody have any MLP animated sprays that work?

Ponythreads have officially hit rock bottom.

>>25444550
YOUR JOKE DIDN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE

>>25444536
Let go of your hate Anon.
Lets talk about ponies.

>>25444536
WoAh, KaR, i ThInK yOu ArE iN tHe WrOnG tHrEaD aGaIn.

CAPSLOCK

>>25444517
im so sorry for your loss. But bro, you gotta let go of the past.

YES, RELEASE YOUR RAGE. IT FEEDS ME.

just kidding i was torrling! but luna still sucks

>>25444560
One loud person is rock bottom.
Buddy, I envy your charmed internet life.

>>25444563

It wasn't a joke.

They told me we hadn't been fast enough; it spread to my lymph nodes.

They tell me I'll be fine, but I don't even care anymore.

>>25444600
your very entertaining by the way.

hey! ponies! yeah.

so this happened. I feel loved once again.

>>25442806
This turned out terrible Jesus.

Not that you're awake or any of my others are better, but still.

Wow, this thread... this thread sure is something.

>>25444637

I try.

>>25444659
Yeah it sure is snooze-tacular
where da porn at?

>>25444329
Dude, just get the fuck out

So is celestia some immortal god pony or something?

if so where is the king and queen?

>>25444652
So...
Why IS Trixie being used as a mere steed?

>>25444692
Pinkie Pie made cupcakes of them.

>>25444684
Hn.
Never did want to live forever.

haha rarity doesnt like zebras.
Kind of like black people.

>>25444696
It was a request from /co/mmander jesus, I think he's required to not make sense.

>>25444696
Because if she has no real purpose, or friends, or family she is going to become a 'test subject.'
Weather she likes it. Or no.

>>25444692
either they are elder gods kind of thing...
or they are dead and have been for a very long time.

>>25444714
Applejack is outright afraid of zebras.

because they're black and want reparations for something that happened a hundred damn years ago.

>>25444712
That filename is just an excuse.

>>25444733
So celestia is like the caretaker of the world they created then?

Can you guys answer me a question? What would happen inf a Pegasus pony fell in love with an Earth pony? Their love would be forbidden because they could never be together!

>>25444696
What'chu talkin' 'bout, Anon?

>>25444714
I bet Rarity went to Clopton and saw crips and bloods zebras, and that scared her to shit.

>>25444712
Oh Pacce
Did you know that you're my very best friend?

>>25444749
inter-special relations confirmed as A-Ok by faust.

>>25444749
Apparently it's biologically possible for them to produce offspring, so it'd be fine.

>>25444712
Ah railgunner...once vilified, now considered tame.

Could you please post more you posted the only one I saved.

>>25444749
apparently it's more like an interracial relationship than an interspecies one. it could happen.

>>25444749
>They could never be together
Why not?

>>25444712
>pacce posting porn

what the fuck happened to you

>>25444778

You know realize practicing for the wonderbolts tryouts involves more then just flying.

>>25444786
What happened to him? Oh, no, you've got it all wrong. It's not 'what has happened to him?', it's how could you have let him become this! It's your fault! It's all your faults!

Requesting TF2 pony sprays. Preferably animated.

>>25444793
But those two idiots never even bothered to join the wonderbolts.
wat

>>25444712
Take a trip to snoresville, Pacce. Rainbow Dash having some /ll/ is where it's at.

>>25444786

filename, bro. he's not happy about it.

>>25444771
>>25444772
>>25444764
>>25444760

No, I mean Earth ponies live on the ground and pegasus ponies live in the sky! Where would they live?! How would they raise their children?!

>>25444793
Actually the funny thing is a Dash-Wonderbolts sandwich pic also exists. I think they're even flying in it as well.

Not to get TOO creepy though it may be too late for that but I can't help but wonder what it would be like to fuck in midair.

>>25444814

Futtershy lives on the ground. I suppose if it came right down to it. Some sacrifices would have to be made.

>>25444814
The Pegasus pony could relocate. Look at Fluttershy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyf7oAnR1UU

>>25444806
The guys aren't, Rainbow Dash is. How else can she practice certain "aerial techniques" without help from certain friends.

>>25444394
Ask him to draw gay pony porn.

>>25444778
>implying they wouldn't be sucking her dick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c10U-3RFZH4&feature=watch_response

>>25444770
more railgunner art for you

>>25444823

>>25444786
I make no apologies.
It's a well done piece that hasn't been posted in some time.
Incidentally, I think that may be the only picture anywhere on my computer that has a visible sex organ in it.
That's kinda weird.

>>25444770
This is the only other thing I got from that artist.
I think...

>>25444838
>Rainbow Dash
>Straight
You have this the wrong way round

>>25444857
>This is the only other thing I got from that artist.

You must be mistaken. Surely you have Scratch lying around there somewhere.

Slow thread, eh?

>>25444816
I recommend you read The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy "trilogy".

>>25444877

nice, that's a cute one why did you spoiler box it?

>>25444879
I read it in middle school. Can only really recall the first and parts of the third. But not that bit.

>>25444877

And that's how Twilight was made!

>>2544486
Her love of the wonderbolts overcomes sexual preference. Also, not all the wonderbolts are guys.

>>25444877
MOM!?!?
DAD!?!?!?!?

>>25444895

but Maverick is, and he's the one that counts.

>>25444892
It was in the 4th book of the "trilogy".
There's a whole chapter with two characters getting freaky in mid air.

>>25444893
Pinkie you are way too cheerful about this. Oh god, why can I see that as Pinkie's EXACT REACTION.

>>25444904
Oh geeze, did I accordantly post that?

>>25444814
"A fish might fall in love with a bird; but where would they live?"

/r/ pics of applejack being a dendropheliac.

>>25444920
w-why?

>>25444916

>implying you wouldnt be just as cheerful watching that
>implying you wouldnt hit Twilight's mom with the force of a thousand oats

>>25444925
"At the seaside?"

>>25444912

it was the fourth book in? I don't even remember reading the fourth one but I remember the scene you're talking about. Been ages since I've read the series though. Still haven't read Mostly Harmless. It'd be interesting to see a hitchhiking galaxy pony.

>>25444925
In a birdhouse near a lake, duh.

>>25444848
>>25444857
>>25444712
Railgunner does things to my penis i wish i understood.

>>25444879
people have fucked in gravity-less chambers before. There is porn of it.

>>25444940
Mostly Harmless is kind of a downer.
Douglas Adams was actually working on another book to undue that one when he died.

>>25444933
>mfw

>>25444950
>gravity-less chambers
I do believe you are confused or making shit up

>>25444950
Yeah but flying is a little bit different than floating. I was specifically thinking of pounding away while propelling yourselves through the air.

Seems like it'd be doubly tiring.

>>25444928
AJ x Fluttertree?

>>25444936
I figured you were ready for the next level of training, my dear student.

>>25444808
>reposting my 'art'

Well that's strange. Have a unfinished angry Derpy then.

>>25444959
>undue?
Undo.

>>25444966
thats not the pic i wanted to post

>>25444933
Just an FYI, that's nothing but a recolor. It wasn't made with MLP in mind.

>>25444984

>dat image

makes me d'aww every single time

>>25444967
i think it was in a plane actually, there is a way to simulate a situation thats like without gravity using certain angles in a plane.

>>25444976

>>25444985
>thats not the pic i wanted to post

Well good going asshole now I'm thirsty, and all I have is fucking soda, Gatorade, and wine.

>>25444959
I agree with that.
>here's you daughter, well not your daughter, the daughter of you from an alternate dimension, but you need to look after her whilst I go do stuff
>ok Trillian
>and then they all ______

i just left a while ago i watched some cartoons.. what happened here..im the new anon and wow..

>>25445004
http://www.gozerog.com/
boom.
now go search for porn of it

>>25444972

Not specifically aimed at you, but you were the last post related.

Anywho, its impossible to have sex in zero g. The human body has evolved under certain conditions, one of them being a constant 1g. Without that 1g, the body is incapable of moving the blood to the penis. So, yeah, unless you want to do it limp, it just can't happen.

And thats your science lesson for today. Back to ponies.

>>25445009
>fucking soda
>Gatorade
>wine.
same thing eh?

>>25444989
Cool, although the scales are correct, and the coloring makes it just as effective.

I hope we get to see Fluttershy's parents early on into season 2

You are now imagining her running up them crying out "Mommy" and "Daddy"

>>25444987
[obligatory 'no, stop, don't, get that out of here or something' post]

>>25445019
Thread quality tends to peak between 8PM-2AM EST. Late, late nights are when things get weird. And you can thank wonderful people like myself for that.

>>25444972
why would you want to see that?
do you mean like them hovering or like doing loop de loops while going reverse cowgirl?

>>25445004
A plane simulates 0 gravity by entering a freefall.

>>25445032
and they are motionless heaps, both forever asleep on their bed. She tries to wake them for hours before reading the note left on the night stand. She cries herself to sleep between them.

>>25444966
He's got a point, they do need to make gallon versions of those or something

>>25445024
Obviously, you have no faith in SCIENCE. They also said a mare could never fly. Perhaps during the time of space flight, either medical drugs or implants or something can rectify this...

Also, half of science fiction allows this, which could be just bad research...

Fluttershys parents loved her very much and had a healthy relationship with her all her life. They still visit her frequently.

>>25445064
And that note reads:

Fluttershy, we are now trees.

>>25445032
>implying ponies besides Twilight have parents.

>>25445071
Its not 'bad research', its science ~fiction~.

>>25445064
the fuck man.

Wait remember when Pinky was a pegasus whose wings got cut off or something. Haven't been here in a while so correct me if I'm wrong

>>25445048
*brohoof*
We must never stop let these threads become normal.

>>25445083
Your trip doesn't seem to be working properly.

Just making sure you knew that.

>>25445093
Oh come on.
I haven't even tried to make something sad yet.

>>25445108
how embarrassing!
should be fixed.

>>25445096
Yup. That was a theory from around the time of the second episode.
She had her wings amputated when she was a foal and that's why she's always hopping.

That theory along with her parents being long dead is gone forever now.

>>25445096
Uhh, well, she metaphorically got her wings cut off them she was changed from Pegasus to earth pony in pre-production.

>>25445148
Don't you dare...

>>25445133
It still can work. Lots of people think Pinkie's cutie mark story was made-up.

But then that could also mean that Granny Pie's lessons were made up too, so I don't know.

dude the ponies really are racist towards the zebra

>>25445085

Crap... now I'm picturing Fluttershy as a the "Tree Core"

leaf leaf leaf leaf apple leaf bird another bird branch

"Dad are you tree?" Yes daughter... now we can be a family again

>>25445133
It's still a fun alternate universe theory.

Also, she is probably somewhat estranged from her family now, since she is so different. You know once Amish people leave the Amish way of life behind they are considered corrupted and outcasts.

It wasn't so bad at first, because she had Granny Pie to live with. Granny Pie was the one who took her away and taught her all about life in Ponyville. Pinkie loved her Granny Pie because she always had a smile.

But Granny Pie was an old, old pony.

And Pinkie's all alone now.

>>25445173
Pinky may not even exist for that matter. She might just be a psychic echo created out of Twilight's desire to party left over from when she lost control over her powers. We'll never know the truth

>>25445133
Yeah that one and the other theory Celestia was a dictator or something. I've been watching the show since the first episode. I've only been in these threads a few times so yeah

>>25445203
>You know once Amish people leave the Amish way of life behind they are considered corrupted and outcasts.

The Amish actually have a tradition called Rumspringa where they turn their kids loose into the modern world and let them choose whether to stay out there or return to the Amish way.

>>25445148
>>25445199
>>25445222
I ain't goin' to heaven, boys.

>>25445252
You goin to pony hell?

It's a real place you know.

>>25445222
Oh god, I laughed at that arrow.

>>25445260
Wherever they send guys who get boners from this sort of horrifying stuff.

>>25445131
Psst, I see you troll.

I'd love to finish the story, but image cap. If I start it, the first image will be the last panel of the comic, so I hope someone else could just make it, please.

>>25445294
Yes, please, someone else start the next general.

>>25445294
I'll free up an image for the sake of NOT continuing it in the next thread.

>>25445252
>>25445260
>>25445272
Nah, God's cool, because God's cool with everything. Just repent later.

>>25445318
god loves erry thing

>>25445318

Which pony is God's waifu?

>>25445328
Hallelujah!

>>25444107
Sure thing

Use this one?

>>25445253
>>25445253

>>25445318

>>25445342
Fluttershy, I'd assume. She's always kind to everyone, she is always polite. Also, she isn't a witch, a lesbien, a druggie, rich, or a racist.

>>25445318
May celestia have mercy on your soul, for you are going to pony hell anyway.

>>25445342
Celestia, duh.

>>25445345

>you will never be impregnated by Rainbow Dash's lesbian sperm

new threads homos

>>25445384
Links are for straight people only, I assume?

>>25445384

HEre it is

>>25445253
>>25445253
>>25445253
>>25445253
>>25445253

>>25445355
>googles "weber"
>those damn grills pop up

I'm reading through. It seems to link Protestant work ethic with capitalism. But how specifically does that relate with the post?

>>25445455

The book is about the shift from Catholicism to Protestantism and the ramifications for European culture. I was just making an offhanded comment about how you can't repent anymore, you need to work for salvation. I just made the comment in a thoroughly roundabout and arcane way.