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>Knock knock. >Mayor's office. >Hey Mayor, it's me. >...... >Twilight Sparkle. >......? >Hm, fair enough. I was just dropping off some flyers for the Grand Galloping Gala pre-show lunchfast-fest. It's being sponsored by Sugar Cube Corner, and I thought... >Bigger. >...you'd like to...what? >I want you to think bigger than that, Twinkie. >I guess we could invite some of the neighboring towns, and... >I wa~ant bi~gger! >...and we can have streamer and a marching band... >BIGGER, BOLDER, BETTER, BI~GGER! >...and we can have the Wonderbolts and Princess Celestia and the Ursa Majors and some Dragons. >Perfect. That sounds just about right, and we can shut off power to main street and everyone can turn in their cars for their own pegasus to ride around. >Ok, I just have one question: 'What's a car?' >One thing at a time, Tom. First, let's get you shaved down. >Oh crickets. |