FUCK YOU. AND FUCK YOUR MARKER.

Other thread at
>>25387253
still hasn't hit limit.

Keep this one, and we'll recycle it later.

"Choc-o-late Diiiiicks!"

>>25389014
>implying we should recycle a thread made by a troll

still waiting on a smooth shaved Dash acting embarrassed about being naked.

Anyway I had an extremely immature and inappropriate dream where every episode ended with the camera panning over to Spike who was jerking off derp eyed making farting noises with his tongue and everyone laughing.

I'm not sure why I'm compelled to share this, but there you have it. If any non-self respecting drawfag would like to make this image a reality have at it, but I won't blame you if you don't.

>>25389055

that's not a marker

that's pinkie pie

I like that PP has special insane clairvoyance

So why is every episode one of the two ponies fighting? They're not very good friends if you ask me.

Scoot-a-loo can't you do anything right?

>>25389476
weird ponatomy in that one.

>>25389513

By weird you mean shitty, right?

>>25389513

>>25389513
Tell that to the animation staff. Even in the show, legs bend in all kinds of directions. Marshmallow ponies with Licorice bones.

Related, I know the next image has NMM. Does it continue after that?

>>25389545
nobody loves you, twilight stub.

>>25389476
>>25389476


Um...hi ponyfags just stopped in to say.


What the fuck? Seriously? Does this arouse you? This is what gets you off?

>>25389545
She's a bean bag chair

>>25389545
Is it time for legless ponies?

>>25389615

As a ponyfag, as you put it, I must say that this fandom has been spiraling down for a while now. A shame too, it was so fun at the beginning...

>>25389615
It's a meme, just like boxxy and babby.

Does anyone have the picture with all of the bad MLP things we've come up with?

>>25389615
there are blacksheeps in every group

we call them "Mules" here

i remain adorable

>>25389615
friendship is like magic, it folds you in itself and you sink deeper and deeper into its bonds, unfurled by its creeping glory

>>25389615
no, but you do sugarcube.

>>25389659
CURSE YOU PONY LEG THIEF!

reposting from old thread in hopes of finding the pics

I'm looking for two requests I made a few days/week ago. One was by sgolum and the other by suckmyoff.

I'm just checking to be sure I didn't miss them.
They were:
1)Spike outside Rarity's window holding up a boombox. I've already got a rough version, wondering if the finished product was posted.
2)Diamond Dogs offering cartloads of gems to a dragon

Thanks in advance if anyone's seen them.

>>25389667
does scootaloo have her own episode yet?

>>25389615
i get off to people asking me if this gets me off

>>25389659
it's pony nolegs!
from the makers of lucky ponyfoot keychains!

>>25389683
You ponies had it coming.

>>25389615
nope.
seriously I think it's just a vocal minority that is posting this shit and that we can get back to the less horrible parts of the fandom at some point.

>>25389615

Don't judge me, I just wanted friendship and rainbows. I don't know when things got out of control, but scotabuse is now canon and there's nothing we can do about that

Thanks to >>25389704 for advising me to check the archive

>>25389706
>>25389672
>apple family anon fetish

>>25389668
friendship
is like an ointment
When you've been stung by fifty bees
WHEREVER YOU RUB IT
YOU KNOW IT FEELS BETTER
BECAUSE IT'S A TOPICAL ANALGESIC!

>>25389659
i'd hump that little pillow-angel

>>25389615
cute things are awesome. making sex cute make sex better.

>>25389732
I almost never check the archive because it always seem to be broken

>>25389706
I get off on people who get off to people asking them if this gets them off.

Infinite thanks to sgolum for taking my request!

If you're out there, you're a true bro. Or broette. Whichever.

Look who's back.

>>25389672
>>25389736
applejack shut up, you dont even have episodes

>>25389476
Kinda bored.

>>25389659
yes

>>25389726
>scotabuse is now canon
Asking her to throw away an apple core after she BEGGED to do something for her is abuse?

>>25389785
Get out of here cat! Everytime you come in here to zoophiles drop their spam. You are not even pony.

nudash action is coming up.
I get off to people caring if theyre naked.
i also get off to people not caring if they're naked

>>25389726
Sounds like someone is an only child.

>>25389792

Think of a Pony-related situation that could match The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly's Ecstacy of Gold standoff.

>>25389784
I didn't find anything from suckmyoff in the archives, do they post under any other names/anonymously?

I'm looking for a diamond dogs offering cartloads of gems to a dragon picture. I don't want to seem impatient, I just want to make sure I haven't missed anything.

>>25389792
>>25389832
Yes! This pleases me!

>>25389832

>>25389832

Scootaloo is Syndrome, Discuss.

>>25389785
>>25389821
>>25389846
This is my thread, piss off.

The cat is a cosmic measure of the law of one thread, anytime more than one thread exists simultaneously the cat appears to purge one. Sometimes he doesn't always pick the right thread, because, well, he's a cat, and cats aren't very smart.

Funfact: Ponyspam Cat is the demigod son of Tac Gnol the antithesis of Long Cat.

>>25389882

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYgOlqinH7A

>>25389885

>>25389786
yeah? well at least the internet doesn't think i'm a lesbian

Legless general

why do legless ponies make me laugh so har

>>25389917

At least she can sing well. Who cares if most people think she's a lesbian.

>>25389917
uh... applejack...?
I'm sorry to tell you this but...

why is drawing so hard ;_;

i wonder why we never got to see whether not Big Mac lost the bet and had to wear Granny's girdle like Applejack said in Ticket Master.

>>25389839

Um... this is hard, because nobody's really bad enough with enough style. Gilda and Trixie are more candidates for "The Ugly" (in that they could play amoral, self-interested scoundrels), Luna/Nightmare Moon is sort of stuck in her older sister's shadow and is really more of a redemption story, all the monsters are lacking in personality since they're just monsters to be overcome...

The best I can think of is some sort of Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Gilda situation but that's far from ideal. Although that could be a funny standoff in the show I guess.

>>25389952
>>25389931
>>25389903

>>25389932
HAIRLESS GENERAL

NOW
KISS
THE
FUCKING
FISH

>>25389960
You're thinking about it too much. Draw what you see, not what you THINK you see.

>>25389885
this makes me want scootaloo wearing thigh high black leather pony boots.

Cat general

>>25389962
It was just a funny aside? It might send weird messages to kids?

>>25389917
>>25389917
pfft hahahaha you seriously think that? hAHAHAHAHA

>>25389960

it just take practice brony, you'll get it eventually. Keep at it, but don't forget to take breaks every now and then. Learn the shapes that go into making a pony, rather than the finished product first.

here, take this leg guideline.

>>25389839
Clearly this is an adventure for male Ponies, so the Good would be Big Mac and the Ugly and Bad would be two new characters since *there aren't any more male characters*.

They would be fighting over a secret stockpile of apples, and the song would be "Ecstasy of Golden Delicious".

>>25389960
twilight's right, besides, if you keep practicing, you'll get better eventually. evolving each second, past what you could draw a min. ago! THAT'S HOW FRIENDSHIP WORKS. THAT'S HOW TEAM MLP ROLLS

Will there ever be an episode devoted to Rarity's secret basement fun?

>>25389917
>>25390021
Everyone dash goes both ways...

>>25389917
Yeah, internet thinks you have incestual relationship with your brother. That is much better, right?

>>25389969
They should bring back Tirek...

>>25390062
One can only hope.

>>25390021
yeah? don't you go on that thar 4chan?

will there ever be better toys for the series or a second season?

>>25390120

what does she do these days?

"Stupid sexy Rainbow Dash! Why does she have to be such a dweeb!? What does she see in those lame ponies!? What doesn't she see in me..."

>>25389785
>>25389821
>>25389846
>>25389890
>>25389903
>>25389931
>>25389952
>>25389971
>>25389994
>>25390061
>>25390120

Hmm, I think all of these got posted yesterday.

>>25390120

>>25390061
do we ever see Pinkie actually run? She only seems to ever hop

>>25390184

part 2

and finally, part 3

Sometimes I want to actually discuss the show.

Talk about stuff like how in A Bird in The Hoof, there's ham in the sandwich at the beginning. You know, universe things.

But these threads always scare me the hell away.

>>25390169
"I'm on a Boat!"

>>25390086

safeword? SAFEWORD? Ugghhh...

>>25390156
This picture should explain everything.

>>25390120
2 Things.
Second season is confirmed, it will also herald the return of Princess Luna.
also
That pic is fucking disturbing.

>>25390213
Those are all on the Friday threads. There's some episode discussion outside of there, but not too much, since most have already talked about it to death.

>>25390213
Okay, then have you noticed the freemason symbol in this week's episode?

dat heavy breathing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVipLfHLi94&feature=related

>>25390213
Discuss the show... thats a good one...

I have decided furless Dash is not enough now
someone needs to be shaving her while she cries

>>25390180
not only we see her run, we see her moongalloping into a funny chase scene

>>25390220
Hmmm.. You know... If you'd remove all of her limbs and her tail, she would look like a giant dildo with a pretty face.

>>25390234
i think i like her better, now

SUDDELNY <—dyslexia

>>25390184
>>25390199
>>25390210
Still haven't read this one, and it's been out for days. Who's the writer, again?

>>25390299
>>25390299
thefuckman

>>25390247
What (GMT) time should I appear on Friday then? Is a stream available? I only manage to catch the new episodes on Youtube you see.

>>25390234

>plastic lightning

>>25390250

I´ve noticed also.

Also, about the ham, it could be for spike since he`s a baby dragon and all but then again some said that Celestia may eat flesh so I really don`t know if Twilight and Celestia eat flesh.

Now withthe illuminati symbol I am not so sure about being just rumors. However, the mares of Diomedes do tell of this myth and some horse, in real life do go homicidal.

>>25390357
>GMT

Uhh, well, lets seen, 10:30 AM PST, 1:30 PM EST, would mean 6:30 GMT (I think). There's a pony stream weekly right here: http://www.justin.tv/basil34

>This thread

Damnitt, guys...

here's something i found odd:
before i saw the first two, i thought Luna did and said more.
after being forced to watch them, i found out that Big Mac has more screen time and dialogue than she did.

>>25390369
fuck you, shading is hard

>>25390299
>>25390352
The mere, concept, sir.
Selling dildos with my face on it... Why the nerve!

>>25390400
In the first two episodes? I don't remember big mac talking at all in the first two episodes.

>>25390426
i didn't mean in those episodes, i meant over all

>>25390408
I'd buy one for sure.

[obligatory post about thread being dead because there's only been 3 posts in the last 5 minutes]

>>25390581
Watch the new Doctor who, no time for /co/ right now.

>>25390581
How sad.

>>25390527
>>25390527
mmm...me too, sadly.

what is, preferably easy, pose to draw a pony in? My sketches are all just a pony standing and I think I need to practice some other position. I am trying to draw those skeleton and circle things in the ponies to make sure I don't fuck it up too bad

>>25390581
yeah wtf happened man we had draw requests and everything
It's like sometimes the pony chi just ebbs.. /b/'s ponythread derailed in a fiery friggin crash

I get off

>>25390659
pony scratching her ear like a doggy

Hey, /co/, I heard you fuckers like ponies.

What the fuck is wrong with you all?

Ponies are for little girls. Stop being such manchildren.

That was painful to type, yet someone does almost every thread

>>25390581
[obligatory night threads are better post]

>>25390395
6:30 PM?

That's not bad at all!

>>25390662
Isn't it like Easter right now
Shouldn't you people be with your families or whatever

>>25390671
That's really interesting Anonymous, tell us more about this

>>25389960

http://www.icrit.org/resources.html

>>25390715
Fuck you Fluttershy, you nearly broke my heart.

You stone-cold bitch!

Pony episode tier list:

CELESTIA TIER:
Pilot part 1
Pilot part 2
Call of the Cutie
Stare Master
The Show Stoppers
Feeling Pinkie Keen

HIGH TIER:
Look Before You Sleep
Over a Barrel
Owl's Well That Ends Well
Griffon the Brush-Off
Swarm of the Century

MID TIER:
Fall Weather Friends
A Bird in the Hoof
Apple Buck Season
The Ticket Master
Dragonshy
Boast Busters
Bridle Gossip

MANURE TIER:
Winter Wrap Up
Suited for Success
Sonic Rainboom
A Dog and Pony Show
Green Isn't Your Color

>>25390715
This makes me wonder. Am i the only one beating myself with a frying pan while lurking these threads?

>>25390715
There's nothing wrong with liking something you're not expected to like.

>>25389891

After CMChronicles that should be a curbstomp battle in favor of Twilight

>>25390759
mot a Rarity fan, I can see...

Alright bronies, if you were a hot as hell witch (pic related) which pony would you fuck?

>>25390754

I get off to people talking and having fun! I'm filled with elation!

>>25390759
>manure tier
>sonic rainboom
Hm... Nah.

>>25390761
No, I'm beating you with a frying pan too, but you don't realize because I sincroize it perfectly with your pan.

>>25390659
Pony turning.

>>25390801
nothing you say makes sense...

>>25390754
Well my family is 8 hours away and I have no Easter break, so no?

>>25390801
lol wut

I would fuck Celestia if I was powerful enough

>>25390754
I don't get it, i'm a christian and my family never did anything for easter when I was a kid.
We talked about doing passover a few times, but my bitch sister didn't wanna eat lambs

>>25390758

>>25390759
Hating on Rarity I see. Horrible taste detected.

>>25390813
Wow man. I mean. That explains like. Everything. I mean I'm typing with two hands, yet i feel the beating. Man.

>>25390801
None of them?

>>25390805
Was about to say the same thing. Sonic Rainboom is at LEAST High Tier, if not Celestia Tier.

Also you're missing a "Low" tier there bud, there are usually 5 tiers in each list.

>>25390715
>Ponies are for little girls.
are you absolutely sure?

>>25390840
That's what I'm saying, you done got ninja'd, dude!
Every time you type "u", I hit with both sides of the pan, by the way!

>>25390801
Myself?

>>25390890
Only the manliest of men like ponies. Like myself.

i just watch mlp for the first time.
can someone explain the appeal? or is it one of those things you begin watching ironically and eventually cant get enough of.
Like dragon ball z.

>>25390911
The contrast of your post to your name did make me giggle a bit.

>>25390923
Meh, can't win em' all.

>>25390919
yes.

>>25390896
DUDE. This reminds me of the time i woke up on a island with this fucking cactus, and there were like. A shit loads of them and they kept hissing at me. Like what the fuck man, hissing cactus's?

>>25390213
It was a good start how you actually posted some discussion. I've always thought magical ponies eat meat!

>>25390919
You begin watching to see why the fuck everyone is talking about this stupid girly shit.

Then you smile while watching, finish the episode, and feel like watching the next one.

It dominoes from there.

its pony tiem

>>25390919
Give it a few more episodes, the pilot doesn't really capture the feel. It is possible you just don't like it.

For me, I rationalised it at first by watching it ironically, but frankly I dropped the facade after 10 minutes and was just enjoying the show. Here I am 24 episodes later, horribly addicted to pony.

>>25390934
You play too much minecraft

I don't usually write fan fiction but the other day I... I just felt the need to write this. I only got two chapters in, and I'm not sure how good my characterization is, but if anyone wants to give feedback It'll be appreciated.
----
I don't know why I'm writing this. I doubt another human will ever read these words. But I need to believe that's a possibility. I need to believe I still have some connection to my people.

About a month ago is when it happened. I went to sleep that night in my bed, in my home. I was sober, too.

The next morning, I woke up in the goddamn Everfree forest. But I didn't know that yet. At that point it was just "The goddamn woods I have apparently woken up in." Fortunately for me I was on it's outskirts and I spotted a small cottage near-by. I wandered towards it hoping that there would be a phone I could use to call my roomate.

That's when things got weird.

As soon as I hopped the fence near the cottage the glare from the sun went away. It had been really clear in the woods so I had been squinting. I looked up into the sky and there was a perfect level of cloud cover to compensate for the glare. But not so much that things were especially dark. I jumped back over the fence and the glare was instantly boring into my eyes again. It actually caught me off guard and I tripped on a rock.

>>25390898
>Ponies are slowly making me furry

>>25390934

>>25390949
Dominoes into pure bliss you mean.

>>25390919
Might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? They just are. It's instinctive.

>>25390919
it's like reaching nirvana: you can do it but expressing it in words is sort of impossible

mostly you find basis for reaction images and hilarious connections and intentional self(!)-irony

>>25390898
that coloring is amazing bro

how did you make the texture for the bed (you know, the one that looks like comic book shading)?
I've been trying to replicate it and only came up with a straight up and down left and right thing

and the soft shading on her body is really great too

<3

>>25390911
Truth
>>25390898
Delightful, and that was quick, but wings where? No wings, no clop.

>>25390979
Boobs are not good if you're a guy and they belong to you.

>>25390951
Mutt of the Klouds. I have not seen you in a long time.
Draw some more sexy Zecora ur faget

>>25390919
I don't really do things "ironically" ever

>>25390999
Moobs are a different story.

Just putting this out there colored it for a night brony last night.

>>25390973

>>25390965
I think I was always slightly furry. Some (some) furry porn I like.

I have no interest in 99% of furry shit, dressing up in a suit, making a fursona, going to any furry site, or any of that other garbage.

Does that still make me a bad person?

tried to draw pony scratching ears.
failed.
I guess I shouldn't expect much since I just started two days ago but still this is fucking harder than I thought it would be.
I was hoping to get decent enough before season 1 ends but now I'm thinking before season 2 starts... oh well

>>25390999
Man-tits/Moobs are not the same as boobs, my friend.

Plus, I don't have any so I can't say I know that feel.

>>25390999
dash feels for you, brony

This was the best I could do...

>>25390963

When I got back up and ambled over the fence again, the pleasant weather returned. More confused than ever, I turned to look at the cottage again. That's when I noticed this cottage was pretty fucking weird. It was like some Frodo Baggins straight out of the shire shit, but with a roof made out of grass and fucking birdhouses EVERYWHERE!

I didn't see a road anywhere (there was a dirt path, but no state routes or anything), and since I still needed to get back to civilization I decided I would have to see if that cabin had a phone, and hope it didn't also have a serial killer.

I went up to the door and knocked three times. After a moment a soft voice cooed out "Oh, I'll be right there!." A moment later the door moved, and a Pegasus answered.

Yes, a Pegasus. As in winged horse. This one was yellow, and it was about my height, slightly shorter. It had pink hair and great big old green eyes that looked right into mine. I freaked out. It, which I have since come to discover is a she, also freaked out. I think the sight of a Pegasus shrieking (however softly) was too much for me and I blacked out for a good couple of minutes.

When I came too I was laying on the Pegasus' sofa with a freaking thermometer in my mouth and an icebag on my head. The pegasus was in the kitchen, talking to a fucking rabbit, which slipped out the back door. I asked myself what the fuck kind of acid I must have been slipped sometime yesterday, because this shit was too crazy.

>>25390995
for real.. that's been tugging at me...And I've been like LOL ILL JUST DO IT LATER BEFORE I FINISH.
FFFFF
>>25390985
Thank you. And Its just a tone pattern
Someone had a lot of them for gimp online a while ago. I forgot where. Figured Id start playing around with them again.

>>25390951
Might i ask for a Rarity with bed head? I can't say ive seen that before.

>>25391030
Turning, it's a better start...

someone got goddamn dubs ahd their instruction was not followed. RULES HAVE BEEN BROKEN

>>25390995
Got to have the wings dude
Very important

>>25391039
ah so you feel the pain of coloring knigh/tg/uy?

>>25391062
go back to /b/

>>25391039
Yep, still fucking adorable.

Thanks for coloring that!

>>25391026
It makes you a fucking terrible person.

When you do something, you can't just half-ass it man. You have to go ALL THE WAY or not at all. It's a matter of discipline.

>>25391039
its official. Ponies are gonna be the end of me. I'm going to choke one day seeing a picture that is just too cute.

>>25391030
it's REALLY hard :C
http://-coldfusion-.deviantart.com/art/Ed-is-a-Pony-Too-206230300 did I do an okay job of it? It was hard.

>>25391026

It makes you bike curious.

>>25391062
I will never have my Stupid Sexy Rainbow Dash wearing nothin at all :(

i just want to say, that if i had the disposable income available to me to allocate towards it, i would totally go to huge con and reserve booth space for whatever reason
not sure what i would do, though
maybe sell baked goods for dollar or tits

>>25391042

After seeing the bunny off, the Pegasus turned its attention to me and noticed I was conscious. "Oh goodness, you're awake. Are you feeling alright? When I saw that you had fainted on my doorstep, I felt like I should see make sure you were okay. I'm sorry for screaming at you earlier, I hope that wasn't what caused you so much trouble. It's just I've never seen anything like you before."

I stared at the talking fucking horse with wings for a minute before I managed a dispassionate "Uh-hunh."

"Well you seem to be doing much better. I, uh, hope you don't might but I asked my friend Twilight to come over and take a look at you. I'm usually happy to look after injured animals, but she might know more about what you are."

>>25391072
oh wait that wasn't knigh/tg/guy you just colored.
oops

>>25391107
I am bike curious...I saw this Harley the other day, and I couldn't stop thinking to myself "goddamn, I would ride that all day"

>>25391107
>bike curious

But, I own a bike, and know it very well. I dismantled it and reassembled it. I'm not curious about it at all.

Hello again everyone. Sorry I got a bit distracted with LoL.

Here is the colord picture from 2-3 threads back.

I took out the dressing wall thing cause it didnt fit the BG. Tell me if anything needs change.

Else, I'm up for some new color request.

>>25391102
I'd say so, but considering mine is just a bunch of unrecognisable lines I don't think I can be much of a critic.
Seriously though I fucking hate all these other drawers now. They make it look SO EASY ARGH

>>25391137
I-it's okay.

>>25391133
Get the fuck out of here Fluttershy.

>>25390782
It always would have been a curbstomp battle.
Trixie couldn't even restrain two of the Ursa's fingers, while Twilight could pick the whole thing up and gently carry it to an exact location several miles away.
How does she even know where it sleeps!?

>>25391155
So you've given in to your bike urges, and now you're bike-sexual?

>>25391190
A return home spell?

>>25391200

I don't see what my penis has to do with this.

>>25391115
u mane baked BADS amirite?
*cant find image*

>>25391026
>knowthatfeelbro.jpg
I blame Disney. The Robin Hood Movie, Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers, Tail Spin, Duck Tales, Darkwing Duck, and many other shows. I watched the Disney channel like an addict, then went to other stuff.
I don't personally think I'm a furry, but I don't get turned off by furry art. I also avoid a lot of it as well because there is a lot of shit, but I give everything a chance. I will never go to a convention ever and I don't care about it beyond the ".jpeg". It's one of the many styles of "art" and to limit myself to, "you can only like this" is bullshit IMHO.

Got a bit of fan fiction I'm looking for some feedback on, and this seems like a good place to post it.

Premise: the ponies we all know and love are actors, and have to personally perform in the fanfics written about them.

If you guys like/hate the concept, the execution, or something else entirely, I'd really like to know.

Also, google docs link for those of you who prefer such things:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_Jwub9LXHsIXygqdtHVEdeb2nI-SNsc4HgIpwL4Kj_o/edit?hl=en#

>>25391133
nice picture

>>25391214
you don't see how your penis could fit into this?
(buh dum tssh)

>>25390951
Odd request, but it's clean: Snails licking Mrs. Cake.

>>25391175
Sweet. More Zec oreo

>>25391110
Right? ;_; we made such good suggestions vis-a-vis furless Dash too. I still like crying-while-being-shaved

>>25391175
I love the literal hobbyhorse

>>25391119

Twilight, it turned out, was a fucking purple unicorn with magical powers.

I remember thinking that was such a strange concept at the time. I've... I've actually gotten used to it by now. It was subtle. Like one day I just stopped noticing nopo- nobody else had any thumbs, but they still had hammers and doorknobs and freaking books.

Anyway there I was on the sofa the Pegasus, Fluttershy, and the Unicorn were standing next to me, conducting an interrogation.

Twilight began. "So you're a..."
"Human being." I replied. "Homo Sapiens, Terrans, Mankind, people! You haven't heard of any of those?"

"Can't say that I have... At least not recently. Maybe in one of my books. I'll have to do some research when I get back to the library."

"That's wonderful. And while you're trying to figure me out, what am I supposed to do? Kick around the cottage here?"

"Actually, since you blacked out, it wouldn't be a bad idea for you to get some rest. Fluttershy, are you okay with this?"

"Oh, absolutely. It'll be no trouble. You know how I love helping animals."

"Sitting right here."

"Well alright. I'll be back to check on you sometime tommorow. In the meantime, you're in the best hooves in ponyville."

"Uh... sure. Thanks?"

Smiling, the unicorn left. The pegasus was standing on the other side of it's coffee table smiling. It turned to me and asked "So, is there anything I can get you?"

I knew just what I needed. I also knew it was a long shot, but I had already seen so much crazy shit by that point figured I had nothing to lose.

"You got any weed?"

>>25391175
What program do you use? I'm completely amateur to coloring, so I just downloaded GIMP and simply colored a couple of pics, for fun.

>>25391175
Love it! It's great to see more Zecora art.

>>25391338

>>25391151

See you get my references you awesome fellow.

I want to take a chance to shill a fan fiction about the Ponies discovering /co/, since it's unexpectedly a really good read. Consider it some time.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/19SBMynQBKaXd9NZZVC8O0lJOjb82yjNsHOMrnVsCFUY/edit?hl=en&pli=1
#

Pulling her pen, ink, and blank letter from her saddlebag outside the tent, Twilight stared at the empty, daunting piece of paper.

Dear Tyr-

She blinked at what she wrote the full word coming like a whisper at the back of her mind. She scratched it out and began again.

Dear Princess Celestia,
When among friends, there comes times to make key decisions. I’ve found a democratic style of lea—

The pin stopped. The image of Celestia drowning Luna came floating back to her mind. She imagined herself in that place, chains holding down as she caught the last sight of the magnificent and terrible princess. She scratched out the letter and began again.

Friends rely on certain republican prin—

Twilight scratched out the paper in a panic.
Dictators—
“GAH!” She groaned out loud and threw the pin, ink, and letter back into her bag before throwing herself back and on to the make-shift bed of fancy fabric.

>>25390898
....
"All according to plan."

Seriously though between this and that picture of pinkie pie with the frosting bag, I have to take a good look at myself.

I'm gonna go.

>>25391347
Photoshop CS 8

Soooo any coloring requests? Imma go watch Heroes if none.

>>25391405
I'm gonna stay.

>>25391370

None of the Ponies seem that concerned about Democracy, although it is fun to imagine if suggesting the idea would make some of them uneasy about their god-queen.

>>25391365

Is it true that when a Pegasi is aroused, its wings uncontrollably spread open?

>>25391405
>>25391421
Should you stay or should you go now?

>>25391438
If I go there will be trouble...

>>25391435
The reverse is also true.

knigh/tg/uy, if you're in here, I want to thank you for fulfilling my request (diamond dogs, gems, dragon, etc.).

I really appreciate it!

>>25391405
Later bro

>>25390898
bro don't worry about it.
I have pretty much the EXACT SAME THING

I've learned to just let it rest I guess :S

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhTA6MogGWk&feature=related
I'll leave this here.

>>25391464
was directed towards
>>25391026

damn you 4 chan and your lack of edit button

>>25391464
My dick and I have a gentlemanly agreement. Once per day I'll fap to whatever it wants and the rest of the time we won't talk about it.

>>25391501
I hate not having an edit button
>EDIT: Nevermind I found it

>>25390898
Look, dude, i already told you - nobody is forcing you. You decided to stick with this... ""community" and now - voila! - here you are. furryfag.

Shame. Pity.

>>25391384
I have no problem admitting it.
I like furry porn.
that doesn't make me a furry.

>>25391405
NOOOOOO!

>>25391338
Is Stoney Pony going to be in this?

>>25391545
you can do that?

>>25391110

>>25391609
sure, fuck it

>>25391338

"Uhm, there are weeds in my yard. I can go get some but I..."

"No, not like that. I mean Marijuana."

The pegasus was still blank.

"Cannabis, sticky icky, hemp."

I paused

"I'm not surprised, I don't see how you could have heard of weed if you've never even heard of people."

"Well, maybe I have and I just know it by a different name. Can you describe it for me, and maybe I have some?"

"Well it's a plant. When you smoke it, it makes you feel... funny... awesome."

"Hmm, well I don't know of anything like that. Oh, but I know who would. I should go in to town and find my friend Pinkie. She knows all about things that make you feel good."

"Aww, thanks Fluttershy! That's so great to hear!"

I turned to my left. Somehow, without my noticing, a bubblegum pink horse had come to sit down on the couch next to me. It was drinking a cup of tea.

---

That's all I wrote before I passed out. I kind of want to continue, but I feel like from this point it would get kind of predictable. If you read it, thanks for your time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEUax3bo2fk

>>25391539
The guy drew tasteful, non-pornographic horse rump.

That's hardly a crime.

So i herd u liek sketces.

Also, to the guy from earlier, might retry that drawing IF I can think of a good scenario.

>>25391545
> I like furry porn.
> that doesn't make me a furry.

LOGIC. SENSE.
I demand some!

>>25391539
>Shame.
>Pity.
Cool opinion bro :3

>>25391642
Come on man, please don't stop!

>>25391642
>I would continue it but
DO IT

Do all dragons in Equestria look pretty much exactly like each other (albeit with different colors), or can some have a bit of different looks to them (such as depending on flight, color, upbringing, diet, etc.)

>>25391642

>wake up in mystical land with magical ponies
>fuck this shit i'm gonna go get stoned

>>25391677
Furries actually want to BE something else. Liking porn is liking porn

>>25391609
As a browser of 4chan you gain certain immunities. You can only be corrupted to 42% as far as furry goes, so you can never be truly "furry", though you take penalties for browsing /tg/,/co/, and /v/ but you still have up towards 47% as a max.

Bronies, I have an odd request. The music on the discover the difference game.... how do I obtain it? It's so relaxing...

>>25391615
Alright that'll do :D at least now there's a climax.

>>25391710
Well, Spike was temporarily changed into an adult for a bit and he looked different.

>>25391710
I'd imagine there must be SOME difference of appearance.

Perhaps the two dragon's we've seen are specifically fire dragons- my own instinct has always been to speciate dragons by the four elements. Hell, maybe Steven Magnet is a water dragon.

>>25391657
Applejack, quit trying to get in bed with your relatives.

You're underage for Celestia's sake!

>>25391677
I dunno, i like the porn, but I don't like participating in furry......."events" I don't draw wolves, I don't wear suits, I haven't changed my name to something gay. the porn is just kind of.........kinky.

Why do people like this show!?

>>25391642

My favourite would be Celestia.

She`s hides her true self from others with the use of experience and tranquility while manipulating the dices whenever she plays the big game. She also knows what she wants and isn`t afraid of getting it either, regardless of the means necessary.

That`s why Twilight is so afraid of her, because when Celestia takes a liking for you, it`s forever. You never, leave Celestia....never....

>>25391789
you're still just a young boy bravespark. You'll figure it out eventually.

>>25391723
I agree.
If the other guys logic worked, that would mean >liking loli = pedophile
>liking lesbians = lesbian
>liking rape in porn = you are raspiest
To general, doesn't fly with me.

Damn it the thread is derailing, posting pony to counter! I liked the Spike episode, why so much hate?

>>25391802

Holy shit, did you hear? Micheal Jackson is dead!

>>25391789
Welcome to the dwindling population of furries who are not faggots! I'm not one of them, but it is true. You are a furry. Just keep it to yourself treat it as a fetish and nothing more.

>>25391802
Why do people keep asking this question?

The whole show so far is on Youtube. Watch an episode or two and come to your own conclusions.

Maybe you'll like it. Maybe you'll think it's good but not really your thing. Maybe you'll hate it. But find out for yourself at least.

>>25391175
Rarity's hair still colored wrong. Non-canon. Have you tried to use screenshots as reference? Not a big deal ofc, but still...

Also, why didn't you color the outlines as well then (since you put original background)?

Anyway, thank you. Awesome job.

When this question was posted all it got were positive responses, and no one actually answered the question. Apparently, the guy doesn't feel disgust

>>25391830
Figure what out? that I can fap to what I want without being labeled?

Time to be a whore and re u pload.
NOW WITH WING BONER.

>>25391843

He's not a furry. That's like saying if you like Lesbian porn you're a Lesbian.

>>25391833
dunno, I decided to wait until the 720 download before I watch it start to finish....but on another idea, to keep the thread on something resembling a track, villain, hero or background character? Which do you wish to see Luna brought back as. Hoping for villain, personally. They never really showed too much of per personality, so she could still be bitter. (beaten by her sister and sealed away, then she escapes only to beaten by her sister's student a thousand years later)

>>25391789
>BraveSpark
>not gay name
About that...

>>25391878
It's more akin to "If you like [fetish] you're a [fetishist.]" Not "you're a [subject of fetish]."

>>25391906
Yea
both my aliases could be mistaken as furry names which pisses me off.

>>25391859
Pointed right at you! Good show man

>>25391901
Full redemption, she helps the mane 6 against a big bad or problem, and proves that she isn't evil anymore. I would also like it that she was actually tricked into being evil and taken advantage of by some "big bad" and she is actually a good pony just like her sister.

>>25391939
If it makes you feel any better, I associate you with The Brave Little Toaster crossed over with Transformers.

>>25391859
You lost the name.
Why is that so?

>>25391804
>>25391699
>>25391689

Alright, I'd be happy to write some more. Give me a couple hours to flesh out a good second half and I'll post it tonight. I'll collect the opening and repost it in a google doc all together when I do.

>>25391720
There are quite possibly legitimate medical reasons for dope use after a black out! Maybe!
Also, that fucking image is hilarious, I'm dying over here.

>>25390156
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Wondering what she don't see in me, I've been funny
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love supposed to be?

>>25391853
But you already labeled. Everyone who uses trips are. That's like.. I dunno, the natural rule?

>>25391986
Cause I am so used to using anon when Im just talking and only using my namefagname when I contribute something. This time the role just switch by accident.

Also why do you look so sexy?

>>25391657

>>25391978
This the best movie.

>>25391901

She does feel resent perhaps even hatred, regardless of what the fanbase so wishes to see, Luna`s sole obssession is to have someone to "play" with since all ponies slept during night time.

She could lure Twilight with magic to have someone and pissing off her sister on the meanwhile

>>25391802

>>25392035
I wish I had Pinkie's girl

So...if you were a Human, since all ponies have are magic and no ranged weapons or anything, wouldn't you be able to go through a rampage in ponyland without being stopped?

>>25392096

Win

>>25391850
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7PGKcikaGY&t=0m27s
Watch this. Then open spoiler.
Any questions?

>>25392042
I am? Thanks ;P

Anyway, would you like to accept my request?

>>25392107
Even if they're half your size, you probably couldn't win a fight against a single adult pony.

>>25392107
Can you take on flying ponies and ponies with horns to stab you. They have more numbers so they could simply stamped. You can be instantly dealt with by magic. And if either Celestia or Luna is there, you are seriously screwed.

without any further information, you are dead on sight (assuming the ponies hate you or you make them hate you)

>>25391802

It's smart, funny, and pure win.

>>25392107
Go up and try to start a fight with a horse or pony
go ahead. I dare you.
Them fuckers got hooves and will kick you in the face and then rape your body.

>>25392168

If you brought a gun and a knife, you would.

>>25392069
I know it would never get this bad in the show, but if luna ever got to the point of being, as /a/ call it, "Yandere" towards twilight it would be a treat to watch. Maybe luna, in both trying to convert/corrupt twilight and strike a blow against her sister, she forces twilight into worse and worse situations.

"Come on, Twilight. It's easy to summon lightning. Just let yourself...go."

"Let myself go?"

"All that studying you do is only restricting what you can do with your magic. Set if free and you can shine brighter than the stars themselves! Trust me. I would never do anything to hurt my friend. We...we /are/ friends...aren't we?"

"Well...I guess I can try."

>>25392157
sure!

>>25391615
Stupid sexy Rainbow Dashiny.

>>25390835
>mfw I audibly heard her laugh in my head

>>25391657

Awwwww, AJ looks so cute...

>>25391833
>If the other guys logic worked, that would mean >liking loli = pedophile
>liking lesbians = lesbian

Lol dude, you fail @ your own logical contribution. Following your logic:
>liking lesbians = lesbian
>liking loli = loli
>liking guro == the fuck? your logic makes no sense here.

LOL_U_MAD_TRIXIE.PNG
^someone post this for me

>>25392107
*puts on AC/DC's Thunderstruck*
Calls out for the Weatherforce and watches the human weakling die.
– Oh... looks like we won't need the magical barrier. You ten can release it now. Celestia will award you for successfully defending Ponyville.

>>25391939
Maybe you should stop being a furry and start getting me pictures of that wall crawler!

>>25392188
>It's smart

I think this element gets overlooked a lot.

Thought the show is written for kids and there's the necessity to explain things beyond what you'd expect for an adult audience (most egregiously the moral at the end of the episode), there is some DAMN clever writing here.

If you want to see a show that handles pop culture references the right way, this is it.

>>25392197
>implying Gun
How fast can you honestly shoot, and a pony can take more than one bullet if not in the head.
Again magic screws you over. A simply spell to stop either ignition of the gun or air to start the bullets propulsion. Even without magic you may get a couple, but you are still dead.
>Implying Knife
... seriously? I knife is nothing to a horse and a pony is smaller and harder to hit, plus unicorns have a reach. I don't think you want to grapple a pony either, especially a peguses (they would just drop you from a deadly height) or unicorn (good luck not getting stabbed)
And that's just ONE! What about 6? What about Ponyville?

>>25392206
POWER

UNLIMITED POWER

>>25392197
With a gun you could probably take out Fluttershy, Applejack, or some of the shittier background ponies

With a knife probably you're screwed, even a close range they can kick the shit out of you, best you could hope for would be a DOUBLE KO

Twilight, RBD Pinkie etc would just evaporate you, you have no chance to survive. And this is all just going one on one, against a group you're pretty wrecked without an automatic weapon maybe

>>25392237
Someone is going to shoop those shiny spots red. I just know it. BECAUSE I PLANTED THE IDEA!

>>25392223
Here:

Luna (smiling) dressed like a Chell ,braggin one of the Glados cores (violet eye! and the mane! don't forgot the mane) in the mouth. Core being angry and mad at her (not for serious ofc, just for lulz). Caption is optional.

You're talking about hurting ponies ;_;

>>25392272
>>25391833 here ...
Yeah I just re-read it. It's horrible. No I don't agree with the logic liking furry porn = furry, and I tried and failed to express that. You said it better and got the point i was trying to make. It's my bad.

What if, say, the US Army decided to invade Equestria. Hell, any army in the world. Would they be successful?

>>25392336
Yes, as you can see here
>>25389792

>>25392315
> glados core
I mean it's celestia ofc!

klondike, if you're still here, i just want to say, thanks for making ponies VIEWTIFUL

>>25392311
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SUNRISE MAKE YOUR TIME.

>>25392373
No. They would all be overwhelmed by the PURE MOTHERFUCKING MAGIC RAINBOW FRIENDSHIP RAY from the 2nd episode.

>>25392373
Hmmmm ...
If no magic: US army would win I would think.
Magic: US army would most likely lose.

>>25392223
>>25392315

On the subject of Portal 2 have Turn Pinkie Pie into Rattmann. She must be drawing a massive mural of Rainbow Dash with a WCC near here with Oatmeal drawn over the usual heart.

>>25392315
Oh! I have something that's sort of related.
Well, Luna with a core at any rate.

>>25392373
Trollestia will be their undoing.

>>25392373
Celestia would simply fuck them all up.

Also the logistics of invading either another planet or another dimension would be impossible at the moment.

>>25392430

How far can the magic go though? Do we know if Magic can be used for Offensive/Defensive purposes? And how powerful would that be?

>>25392206

See, that`s the thing. Luna really, but really, wants a friend. And to exact revenge to a level, for her banishment.

Luna`s interest are not expansionist but merely personnel issues regarding her older sister getting all the attention and perhaps, even friends.

So yeah, I think she would stalk Twilight....a lot.

>>25392455
>image

This thing is good.

>>25392315
Got it
>>25392387
No Problem!

>>25392410
or banished to the moon.
without oxygen.
suffocating.
>foooooor-EVEEEERRRRRR!!!!

>>25392310
To say nothing about how she almost went critical in the Cutie Mark Chronicles. After years of building on that power, with Celestia nowhere to reign it in again, she could pose a serious threat if she loses control again.

>>25391615
Welp, i went to go do something else since my request was never fulfilled, came back and now this is here. Thanks KM!

>>25392459
Twilight can materialize objects out of nothing and also transform the physical bodies of those around her. So Celestia can do these things, probably on 1000X that scale. She could make the whole army just burst into Tang ala End of Evangelion

>>25392459
Magic was used to make the Parasprites not want to eat. I think any invading army could be spell'd into not wanting to kill/destroy/whatever.

>>25392459
>implying magic has a limit
Well we have seen the simplest "turn the page" to "I make the sun go up and down!" "I manipulate the weather!"
Anything can be used in a O or D related way. Example: A wall keeps people out (Defence) but also gives your archers a bigger LOS and protection and greater range to shoot enemies (Offense).
The ponies are smart enough tweak their spells to be harmful.
The could make it forever cold and night, they an manipulate objects and throw them. And ....
>magic
WAIT see pic!

Just have the pegasi air-drop some Poison Joke. Biological warfare baby!

>>25392455
fuck why do she look hotter in glasses

>>25392499
1000 years of suffocation?
that would suck.
or not i guess.

>>25392587
All ponies look hotter in nice glasses.

But they look even better with the glasses dangling from their mouths.

>>25392313
anon delivers

>>25391833
>liking loli = pedophile
>liking rape = wannabe rapist

Deal with it. It's sick and shameful.

>>25392459
Twilight's magic tore off a friggin' water-tower and levitated away an Ursa Minor!

Anyway, why is always the US invading?

Sorry, but no fillies past this point. Vulgar criticism that doesn't care about your precious double-standards follows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDkhzHQO7jY&t=1m38s

>>25392592
Would it be 1000 years of suffocating? Or you just suffocate in regular amount of time and your corpse sits on the moon?

>>25392237
yes that pleases me

>>25392658
This is my reaction in game form:

http://www.mediafire.com/?znmyfxnufmm

Well, the MLP gaming thread on /tg/ got deleted (big shock). Are there any fa/tg/uys over here who'd be interested in the pony starters I've made for TOON so far?

>>25392673

After a year, your body would get ued to the pain and it would seem like an average day because your body would seem to forget how "not" to feel pain.

It would drive you insane or with a thirst for revenge unlike anything ever seen.

>>25392673
I don't think most people are immortal, so I'm guessing it'll be a regular about of time of suffocating.

Except you wouldn't die from suffocation. You'd die from exploding.

>>25392697

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>>25392666
hate to be the devils advocate but thats the two fetishes I have to agree with him on.

>>25392678
So. Awesome.

Say, who requested that pic with Celestia getting Twilight to sleep, are you here? Care to explain the reasoning?

>>25392678
Nice, 'Mutt.

>>25391615
See, I knew you knew what I was talking about.

>>25392313
>mfw I TOTALLY started this trend coloring that Applejack pic, because it was the most original idea ever

>>25392678
Is there more to this picture?

>>25392272
You're probably a troll, but eh, i have time:
Liking furry porn doesn't make you a furry the same way liking vegetables doesn't make you a vegetarian. There's more to both of those than just that. Furries are people (and I use that term loosely) who delude themselves into thinking they are more animal than human, or that they are an animal soul trapped in a human body, or that animal blood literally flows in their veins. Even wearing a pony costume and fucking horses doesn't technically make you a furry — it makes you a zoophile in a suit. That is also why the term "furry" is used in a derogatory way so successfully, if all that meant was liking Renamon, Lola Bunny, or Gadget Hackwrench, no one would give a fuck at being called that.

>>25392736
shut up bravespark

>>25392770
Shit, I think I take it back. Is that supposed to be Sweetie Belle?!
>>25392678
I thought it was Rarity!

>>25392770

I´m here. I just, felt like it. Because I know that deep down inside, those who draw the most evil of pics, such as scootabuse among other things, are also capable of drawing out the best of such characters.

I know they can.

>>25392666
your post is satanic. you are a wannabe satanist. also, your argument is now invalid because twitchy-bowels.

liking is not doing. spending years on gurochan and having a little sister who independently draws me pony art prove me right.also, if liking was doing then you would be more concerned about being friends with others, no matter how different they are. (according to FiM moral lessons)

>>25392819
Yeah brony, we're feeding parasprites, but that's how friendship works.

>>25392587
right?? I never liked her before now she's rivaling Apple BLoom for Mai Waifu

>>25392851
You want me to leave it to them, or do you want me to try to post it? I've drawn 34, but nothing too horrid, I hope, even if I helped fuck up the fandom in other occasions. I was concerned if it had to do exactly with all that awful crap. For what it's worth, I don't bother believing in redemption for anyone.

Also I was wondering if in your mental image Celestia was standing or lying down.

>>25392819
Hah. Kids today.
In 1997, that's EXACTLY what being a furry meant: being a fan of anything anthro, whether it was Lola Bunny or TMNT. We called the other people furry lifestylers or furverts.

Semantic drift has occurred.

>>25392938
post it spoilered, stating that it's 34. no feelings will be hurt that way.

>>25391833 here ... again.
Everyone posting about this see >>25392370
I'm am laughing at the fact that this is not only starting up again but the fact that my post is the one that is making everyone rage. Again I did a horrible job of explaining my position and so I'm going try one last time for the lulz.

I do not agree with the Logic "If you like furry porn you are a furry." To me this is to general and is horrible logic.
If this logic WERE TRUE than I'm also a Lesbian even though i'm a guy and to be a lesbian I would have to be a woman and like women.
If i was into guro that would mean I want to rip people apart and torture them for sexual pleasure. If like ponies I would have to be a pony fucker.

It doesn't work like that. Liking something and DOING something are two different things.
I'm going to the next thread, have fun arguing about this, it amuses me.

>then you would be more concerned about being friends with others, no matter how different they are
I am.

And if the devil is good for anything, it's for accounting evil.

>>25392938

She was lying besides Twilight. But then again, you are the artist. Be free.

>>25392947
Oh yes, back in the old days, before Windows '98 and Web 2.0...

>>25392991
wai-- NEXT!?

>>25393021
Hmm, yeah, i gotta make another version, shouldn't be too difficult. Will post the one I have in the next thread.

Unless you wanna wait for like, Ottanta so you can request it from him and see how it goes.

>>25392983
You got it wrong, this is not 34.

>>25392991
>Liking something and DOING something are two different things.

No. This goes against every single thing Ive ever learned in Psychoanalytic studies. There is no difference between doing something and liking something.