Luna, but only regular luna form, not nightmare moon form.

>>25315029

Like if they fell out the sky?!

BLEABBLE

>>25315029
Good Celestia > Luna > Molestia > Trollestia > NMM > Tyrant Celestia

Celestia, duh

>>25315101

Switch Trollestia and Molestia around and you've got my axe.

I would be an unfortunate casualty in the falling out process, and would therefore be unable to take sides.

Golly, thats a tough one.

I guess I'd pick Luna since shes not a troll.

There isn't that much of 'Twilight being happy with her family' art. Envy drew this, I think it's sweet.

>>25315029
me estoy diviertiendo con ponis en el internet! JA JA JA!

If you joined Celestia, you have a shot at making it into her harem. Just some food for thought.

luna,
fuck the police!
and i'm a night person

>>25315162

Madmax just posted a new one on FiMchan as well.

>>25315128

You've got quite a penchant for rhyming marker mover

Luna, because she deserves to be the queen/princess

I'd pick their successor. Obviously more power than either of them, even if Celstia seeks to control her right now.

i'm going Celestia because she is a troll
her material is hilarious

>>25315029

only one answer, 1000 more years

>>25315162
I hope he does Preggojack in the future.

>>25315183
Based on what, her looks?
You sure are shallow, Anonymous.

>>25315128
>poetry in the form of a filename

Marry me now please.

Luna.

How could I say no to that face?

>>25315210
trollestia is best celestia

Who's side do you take, Galadriel or Sauron?

STOP WITH THE FUCKING PONIES YOU ALREADY HAVE A THREAD UP GO THERE!

1000 MORE YEARS!

I like this version better

I just created a guild called Friendship Is Magic on the North American Wakfu servers. Everypony is free to join, just whisper or friend Rainbow Dash to get an invite.

Don't know what Wakfu is? Wakfu is a free-to-play tactical MMO currently in closed beta. If you liked Final Fantasy Tactics or Tactics Ogre, you'll love this game. Combat is turn-based, grid-based, and a whole lot of fun. The economy and politics are entirely player-controlled, like EVE. With six classes currently released, and eight more on the way, there's something for everypony to play.

http://www.wakfu.com/na/mmorpg
Wakfu is currently in Closed Beta, if you need a key, there's a giveaway going on at http://www.zam.com/giveaways/wakfu.html
If they've run out, follow http://twitter.com/#!/squareenixwakfu and watch for key giveaways.

You can find reviews of the game on most PC game sites, such as IGN and ZAM:
http://pc.ign.com/articles/115/1154582p1.html
http://www.zam.com/story.html?story=25839

Luna, Celestia would have my human ass executed.

Anyone know the context behind this?

I don't even remember saving it.

>>25315250

The idea that Celestia can take over the moon but Luna can't take over the sun is total bullshit.

That said, I've always kinda liked that fic.

>>25315029
I would March under the sun, in the name of the Sun. While those Luna/NMM cowards plot in the shadows and the night.

So, if each member of the main cast had a theme song... what would it be?
Pic somewhat unrelated to post.

I read that fic were twilight kills them all for their powers under the orders of trollestia. I would go for luna.

>>25315246

>Scootaloo getting kicked right in the face
>that whole picture

882/10 would love to see colored.

>>25315296

Dash- I kissed a girl and I liked it

>>25315290

I think it's about poines. Derpy's showing Carrot Top ponies.

I don't think it makes a full amount of sense.

Luna all night every night.

>>25315290
Carrot Top and Derpy are roommates.

Dash is so cute. I wish I could brush her hair.

>>25315296
Dash: Exodus - "Faster Than You'll Ever Live to Be
Pinkie: Municipal Waste: The Art of Partying

All I got

>>25315316
Funny you should mention that.

I've started on it but so many god damn ponies will take a while.

>>25315246
What the hell is Caramel doing?

And why is Zecora eating turkey and pizza?

>>25315246

Who's the top right corner?

>>25315359

This is why you buy merch fool.

>>25315372

Pinkie is something by Pink.

Maybe "Get This Party Started" or "Raise Your Glass".

>>25315290
The awesome Carrot comic made by someone.. I'll look for it but some pony else might find it faster...
that's where Derpys line of 'I emptied your fridge' came from unless im mistaken...

Hey pony general, I've been working on this rainbow dash plush for over a day straight now and am SO close to finishing it, the only thing she needs is her wings (pictured) attached, and to finished being stuffed. A face too, but that's the easy part. My dillema is I've waited to put the wings on last and I have no idea how since the back there is the only part unsewn!

This is my first ever attempt at making a plushie, so I was wondering if there were any bronies more capable with a thread and needle than I that could give me an idea of what to do from here? I'm thinking I'll have to open a seam on the side/belly area and then sew them thorugh there but I'm not sure how effective that would be.

>>25315376
>turkey and pizza

>>25315373

Really!? I'm glad someones doing it! I will be patient.

Well, I do LIKE Celestia. But my circadian rhythm seems to default to fully nocturnal when I don't have any obligations on my schedule. And I've always liked the night because is just quieter, in some kind of 'less psychic noise pollution' kinda way. The day is just too BRIGHT, you know?

Celestia is pretty cool thought. It's not everyday you meet a mellow and motherly trickster goddess.

>>25315101
>Implying Molestia and Good Celestia are not one in the same

>>25315359
i wish i could dye my hair like hers

>>25315296

Dash would obviously have Highway to the Danger Zone as her theme song

>>25315376
Gay Caramel
And Zecora is eating watermelon and fried chicken.

>>25315405
Should be done tomorrow, but now I really need to go to bed.

>>25315128
You are my desktop background

>>25315296

Rarity - You know I'm No Good - Amy Winehouse

>>25315408
Trollestia == good celestia
Molestia == evil celestia

>>25315334
and then i got a little mad.

>>25315381
It wouldn't be the same. Ive started calling my small brown dog Applejack now, she responds well to it.

I pet her and call her My Little Applejack.

>>25315290

derpyintroducesporntocarrottop.png

>>25315425
>Gar Caramel.
But that's not even troll material. It's not in keeping with the theme.
>And Zecora is eating watermelon and fried chicken.
That was the joke.

>>25315176
>Implying Luna doesn't have a harem

I only wish they would bring Dazzle back...

>>25315438

I always think of Strutter by Kiss when I think of Rarity, but I know that she'd never like that song.

>>25315459
It's things that /co/ have come up with

>>25315479
Her harem is made up entirely of My Little Pony toys.

>>25315359

Don't the toys come with brushes? Is this what growing up with pony toys does to you?

Maybe I should quit while I'm still ahead...

>>25315459
That isn't gay big mac?

someone wanted this coloured. here you go.

>>25315412
>implying you can't

>>25315403
I can't habeeb it...
Well, actually I can considering some of the people in the fanbase.

>>25315511
That's Caramel's hair.

At least celestia has some kind of personality and character.....so Celestia because cute doesnt mean shit.

>>25315495

Rarity and KISS...well her little sis dressed up all rockstar for her play but we know rarity prefers classical. To be honest i think she would like Winehouse though. So dramatic!

>>25315128
I'll always remember.

>>25315520
post screencaps from less than 4 months ago please.

>>25315443
Why did you vertically switch it? Oh yeah, you're a troll.

New content.

>>25315520

>implying that sort of shit isn't trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

>>25315520
>that whole fucking comment

This is why i love you guys.

>>25315403
Why'd you have to skin Dash?

>>25315555
I switched it because good celesta == troll celesta == CANON.

>>25315594

Don't worry Pinkie, I'm sure he'll let you skin the next one.

>>25315403
I like what you did with the hair. Mind if I steal your idea?

(Or do people still want the hair in one piece?)

Looks pretty awesome for your first plushie! Usually it takes a prototype or two to get a pattern perfect, and the whole thing is a big learning process.

Though I think those wings look a bit like hands.

>>25315584

Holy crap! Twilight is so PURPLE

>>25315549
This person is really good, that the second pic I've seen by them

>>25315549
Does anyone else think that sexualizing the on-model ponies looks a little strange? It's almost like an uncanny valley feeling.

>>25315584
why can't I stop staring at her ass

>>25315642
yes. intentional, i think.

>>25315628
zajice is 0r0s girlfriend

>>25315594
It's just like something out of cupcakes ;d

>>25315642

>>25315296
I cant stop thinking of Aqua when I think of Rarity so maybe this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTnT3DfQyrw

>>25315403
Damn you for making me remember my home ec class all those years ago. Yeah, you messed up. The wings should have been sewn on before closing it up. I hope you didn't stuff it yet. If so, take it all out so you have room to work and grab the needle when it goes through the other side. You're going to have a bit more of a difficult time since you did start closing it up. Either grab a seam ripper and undo, which might be faster, or struggle with sticking your hand in the hole.

>>25315642
Nope...never thought that at all actually

>>25315661
I think it looks wonky.

>>25315661
Because her ass was the focus of the drawing.
>>25315645
Can't wait for gabriel logan Sweetie.

>>25315672
Boyfriend

>>25315600
Oh yeah, you're right.

>>25315661

It's centered in the middle and you can't see her face that well

>>25315677
I didn't even like that story!

Does this count as pony related?

I sure think it does.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxHhBx1FtLQ

>>25315290
>>25315401
Not sure if this was the final product.. most complete one i could find in muh folders..

>>25315707
Its been bugging the shit out of me recently. I can't put my finger on it, but it just doesn't look quite right.

I haven't really been to fimchan or ponychan all that much.

Which of the two do you guys think is the better for contributors/traffic/content?

>>25315721
Well that's cool. They could collaborate

>inb4 stupid gayjokes

>>25315804
FiM chan is Tons of art and stories but is slow. Pony chan seems to me like a giant hugbox/circle jerk. I don't frequen either though, So I could be wrong

>>25315804
Fimchan has the better Draw/Writefriends on it.
No other discussion other then about the drawing and writings though. but I don't care because /co/ is for general discussion anyway. Never been to Ponychan.

stupid gay jokes

>>25315804

FiMchan is great for contributors.

>>25315766

Well that was interesting.

>>25315794
Whats with the whole "I emptied your fridge" thing with Derpy? Is this were it came from?

Talking about sexualizing ponies, the only drawings that really turn me on are those made by megasweet with the human versions of the show.

>>25315889

Yes.

Hey you guys, are any of you here good rhymers? I finished doing written dialogue for zecora in my story but id like a second opinion (and maybe help) for some of her speech.
Any of you up for it?

>>25315705
Yeah unfortunately I sewed all the legs together first and saved the tail and wings for last... didn't realize I was going to be stuck in a rut like this. I stuffed it a little bit just to make sure the form was alright, but I can easily take it out.
>>25315623
Sure, feel free. I feel like I could have done it a little more effectively but I was trying to keep is pretty simple, so a few strips of fleece were easy enough to work with. I always have trouble sewing shapes with lots of sharp angles and curves, they don't look nearly as bad as the first ones I made so I guess these'll work for now.

>>25315804

Ponychan is faster. MUCH faster.

FiMchan is better. MUCH better. At everything.

So anyone have any suggestions for more links in the linkboard? I thought about putting Lauren's DA account on there, but I think I'd rather not have more people asking her stupid questions than necessary.

>>25315796
Ok am I supposed to be seeing something here like slender pony?

>>25315804

I saw a thread on ponychan where someone was literally asking for help with their homework

That should tell you everything you need to know

>>25315796
Ah, now i know what it is. It's all ridiculously OOC.

Well. That wasn't very hard. I think im on 4chan too much these days.

>>25315905
There once was a pony
she talked on the phony
she ate oranges
and installed door hinges
she walked to places and died of AIDSes

>>25315940

lol. What kind of homework?

>>25315905
If you think the filename on the marker is any decent, I've got some time to help with whatever you need.

>>25315955

Social studies or something

They wanted to bring pony demographics or something into it

>>25315804
FiMchan has the porn. Ponychan /fic/ has more movement, in your case, I guess.

New Sweetie Belle on deck!

>>25315952
you can't rhyme oranges with anything! stop trying to break grammar!

Meanwhile on flockdraw.

Why the fuck is Rarity's tail so fucking complicated. All my rage.

>>25315642
Do you think that piece is sexualized because she's laying a certain way? If it's on-model than it's already sexualized from the start

>>25315960

Alright cool. Here's the link.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qNlQAMgyzzlE1FRJmdrqSt2Xln5F8a-f9UW5umyKmtk/edit?hl=en#

>>25315971

I dont know about the fic board... but stay away from ponychan's art board at all costs

OCs... poorly drawn OCs everywhere

>>25316007
Its just one more way she is better than every one else.

dealwithit.jpg

>>25315996
I follow my own rules

>>25316002
>dat flcokdraw
>mfw i always misspell flockdraw as flcokdraw

Also, rare Shuffle anthro.

>>25315952
Every poet in this thread just killed themselves. I hope you're happy.

guys we aren't like this yet are we

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lrg_VASCuc

I mean for one, I, at least, am not 13 so I have that going for me I guess.

>>25316011

>If it's on-model than it's already sexualized from the start

Excuse me, what?

>>25316007
Because a fabulous pony needs a fabulous tail
Darling

>>25316031
Well, yes, but it makes making sculptures of her are hard as fuck because her tail is all whack. Jeez.

>>25315971

>FiMchan has the porn

That's because ponychan has mentally unstable faggot moderators.

Portal 2 spoiler:
he said there were ponies down there. Could that be the secret entrance to equastria?

>>25316092

Only one way to find out! WHEEEEEeeee....

>>25316074
You forgot that some ponychan mods also WRITE AND DRAW most the clop stuff

>>25316011
>ponies are intentionally sexualized from the start

You just went full retard.

>>25316024
>>25315971
>>25315918

The general idea I'm getting here is go to fimchan for real critique, feedback and advice and post it to ponychan after it's finished to get readers and responses. And the obligatory submission to EqD

>>25316097

>ponychan moderators
>normal human beings

Pick one

>>25316118

Article is about gen 3 ponies. And batshit insane. Don't feed the trolls.

WTF... Christians have made My Little Christian Ponies.

>>25316151
BUT THEY'RE SO HUNGRY.

>>25316119

That's about the length and breadth of it (though you'll get more views on EqD than you will on both sites combined; visitors to both chans tend to overlap with EqD visitors rather heavily). Just don't expect quick responses on FiMchan-you'll literally get one or two a day, if you're lucky.

>>25316011
>>25316011
>>25316011
what the fucking fuck did i just read?
>mfw it was a 30 years long plot to turn everyone into furries

>>25316111

Only one I know of is cray0n.

>>25316154
And just like a hypocritical christian, love pony isn't married.

Do you think Pinkie remembers her past incarnations? Is that maybe why she's so...Pinkie?

What if Dash and Rarity remembered their G3 selves?

>>25316176
Fairy Slayer is also a Ponychan mod.

>>25316007

Rarity's hair and tail are definitely the hardest things to draw out of anything from this show.

I always need several reference pics to figure it out.

>>25316154
>TRY ME

So whos theme?
Dash?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOphGZZrE44

>>25316167

>one or two a day if you're lucky

Mileage may vary.

>>25315359

*thinks about this*

ARRG WHY THE HELL

CURSE YOU BODY

>>25316169

Well, they created Rarity, so they've got me by the balls.

>>25316119
Well, that's up to you. I don't know how it is for critique on FiMchan. Maybe you should browse for a few minutes and figure out.

>>25316049
Awesome, saved.

>>25316167
Oh I realize that. I'm not exactly the new foal on the block.

But on the whole fimchan seems like the better place to get in depth feedback to refine the story before I post it elsewhere.

>>25316197

Nah, once you get how it works, it's not that hard to draw, imo.

>>25316061

>>25316197
Agreed, a million fold. The thing I'm making's tail is passable, I guess. I hate how it somehow goes outward instead of inward like physics would dictate, but I can't be assed to focus on the god damn tail anymore.

>>25316062
>>25316118
Based on what they said. How can something on-model be sexualized? That's why I asked if it was the way she was laying. Personally, I don't see the pic that way

>>25315546
I'll always remember her Rule 34...

>>25316209

Ok fine, everyone other than RagingSemi and the clopfic thread is lucky to get one or two replies in a day.

>>25316209
Your experience is not the norm, especially among the fic pages. But even sitewide our top drawfriends get fewer responses than you.

Does anyone have the, "stop liking what I don't like" gilda image?

I need it for things.

>>25316245

I wish I had your brain. My big issue is the curls. Which way they curl, and how many times they curl.

It's kind of like spelling "banana" for some people.

>>25316061
>>25316061
>>25316061
i... i just... dont want... to live... any...mo...re...

>>25316061
>everyone's reaction
I'm not that bad and never will be. Fuck man.

>>25316209
I don't think I've read a single one of your pieces yet.

Do you have anything that ISN'T a clopfic or heavy shipping?

>>25316284
Or Mississippi

>>25316301

Semi has been conducting a fascinating experiment in giving the people only what they want.

It has proven wildly successful for him.

>>25316284

I tend to imagine everything I draw in 3d. It's tricky, but once I figure out how it works and fits together in all three dimensions, it gets way easier to draw.

>>25316314

Here you go, man.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/search/label/Author%3A%20High-Fructose-Porn-Syrup

>>25316061

i still have like 3 ragingsemi clopfics to read, good grief i just got some HOTCOFFEE

>>25316301
>>25316327
No Mr.Deadpool please don't die.

>>25316372
So you guys ARE the same person

I ship Gildapie.

Luna all the way.

The stories about Celestia are fabricated lies, ones from the only creature who can attest to it's factuality...Celestia herself!

Celestia is evil, Luna is passionate and caring, like a star-filled sky. Thanks to this, she was imprisoned for 1000 years on the moon, away from the ponies she loved.

Luna is my only royalty.

>>25316349
I hate RS. He's the whore of clopfics. And he won't write my idea about Anon raping Fluttershy in the ass as she screams for help

>>25316372
Wait, YOU'RE HFPS? Oh Christ Almighty this changes everything.

>>25316399
inb4 i like the taste of chicken

>>25316372

So the speculation was true after all, huh?

>>25316349
Well he also adds some humor which is a mixed blessing. It's made several pairings I had no interest in very enjoyable while I know some people bristled at certain running jokes like Applejack's extreme conservative parody.

>>25316397

>my face when I fucking called it so many times

Unless he's toying with us on a whole 'nother level

>>25316372
But you're not HFPS...
>mfw

Welp, i guess i was reading your fics along. Good show.

>>25316372
>RagingSemi is HFPS

Oh God. I thought they were only rumors.

>luna_you_lying.png

>>25316314

After reading Swayback a long time ago, I just can't get into fics these days. All of them are short, emotionless meetings with 5 lines of dialogue between characters and sexual narration. There's no feeling, no visible intimacy between the characters being written.

>>25316434
You know you don't have to read only shipping fanfics...

>>25316433

>>25316061
Quick somebody snap that poor boys neck!

>>25316426
No way bro, i totally called it before you. I started that rumor with that screencap.

>>25316372

>RagingSemi is HFPS
<Imokwiththis.jpg

>>25316434
There are some good shipping authors but they write about queers or traps

>>25316464
why is this a big deal someone who doesn't follow dumb fanfic/tripfag drama explain this to me, fuck

You goofy fucks could have just asked. Christ.

>>25316444

The only ones ever written seem to be grimdark or shipping, so I'm pretty limited in my reading choices. I do read both though, but in this case I'm talking about shipping.

>>25316061
No, we will never be the sonic fandom. And this kid's obviously never even played the classic versions.

>>25316481

>You goofy fucks

Yeah, that's us alright.

>>25316426
I'm a little disappointed. Not that I dislike RS but ... disappointed still.

>>25316483
Not to toot my own horn, but I've tried as much as possible to avoid grimdark, and I don't do shipping, at least not yet.

>>25316484
We'll never be the sonic fandom because our fangirl bronies are smart enough to NOT give their home adresses across dA to fictional characters.

>>25316426
>MFW I still haven't read anything by either name

>>25316481
I was afraid of asking.

>>25316483
The bulk of my fics are not shipping or grimdark.

anyone got that one MM pic of Sweetie Belle kissing Scootaloo on the cheek?

>>25316519
Give it time...

Nostalgia time

Was part two ever finished?!?!

So who is HFPS, why did they matter enough to disappear?

So guys, the Rarity sculpture I'm making is almost done.

Who should I do next?

>>25316479

RagingSemi does a lot of shipping/porn/clopfics.

HFPS has done some really awesome shit.

It turns out that clopfic guy and awesome shit guy are the same guy. That's it.

>>25316372
i totally didn't know you were HFPS. why the fuck did you change names?

>>25316372
Oh. so it is true.

>>25316481
That's too easy...

>>25316565
Celestia. Challenge yourself by moving on to more dramatic proportions.

>>25316461

Show me the screencap

hey are there any drawfriends around

I have a secret identity too.

But it sucks and I'm ashamed of it, so I'll never tell.

>>25316563
A gentleman writer.
My favorite one at least. I've never read anything he's written under Raging Semi, though because I believe they're all shipping?

>>25316565

>Rarity sculpture

Please, for the love of god, don't fuck her up.

>>25316581

You want the long story or the short story?

>>25316565
Show us rarity. (or another that you've done I haven't seen any.)

>>25316609
Give us the shipping version.

>>25316544
Here
>>25316563
Because he was fucking awesome newfoal. And apparently he still is.

Anybody have that pic?

The one with, "stop liking what I don't like" with fluttershy and gilda?

Do I have to just make it myself?

>>25316609

I want story as long as your Luna's Magic Wand fic.

>>25316592

I've been keeping a few screencaps myself, actually.

>>25316609
long.

>>25316609
You write good long stories.

>>25316637
Wait, HE wrote Luna's Magic Wand?

I am in the presence of an Old Master.

>>25316562
>>25316562

I promised...

>mfw the pinkie sketch just past derpy by like $300

>>25316608
I think they want to fuck in Rarity

..Um, I have a question....

Where can I go for um.... pony porn stories? specifically ones involving Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash...

Um...thanks...

>>25316602
Maybe, why?

>>25316637
>>25316639

Then I'll have to post it in my FiMchan thread sometime tomorrow. I'm exhausted tonight.

Short version that explains the essential point: Remember four or five weeks ago? When a bunch of contributors were absent? Yeah, I took my first request as RS then, and I didn't want to use my old name, trip.

>>25316677

problem anon?

>>25316683
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ejhwtYuaGlhVE8Zdg81FCJ7cBa4XpwehB0bhW83m0ZU/edit?hl=en#

>>25316609
long son.

>>25316683
fimchan

>>25316622
Don't have access to a camera at this hour, though I'm going to post it tommorow.
>>25316588
I made one already, holy fuck she's a bitch to make. I don't actually have it with me though
I gave it to a fellow brony

>>25316699
After the rash of two week bans?

Yeah, that's when a lot of folks disappeared.

>>25316481

lol

>>25316683
http://fairyslayer.byethost4.com/ClopsSort.html
http://equestria-after-dark.blogspot.com/

Enjoy.

>>25316567
he isn't so awesome

actually wait I'm seriously reading one of these things what the fuck this writing is horrible ugh. Now I'm opening more files and looking at them and they're all the same. Talk about choppy sentences, take an intro to creative writing class, jerk.

I feel like I've been trolled just by reading this horrible shit ugh ugh ugh ugh.

>>25316011
Hmn.
That was...
Bizarre.
Tin foil hat bizarre.
Especially the bit about stop motion puppetry.

If you're going that far when seeing sexualisation in objects, the chances are it's an observation sourced from your obsessions than a genuine attempt to sexualise the object in question.

The writer of that piece is so sexually obsessed that It made me feel uncomfortable, and that reaction is coming from someone who owns their own penis.
Frothing in prudish outrage over a <shudder> naked plastic horse?
I mean, good god woman, that's just unhealthy.

>>25316683
>>25316683
http://equestria-after-dark.blogspot.com/
http://fairyslayer.byethost4.com/ClopsSort.html

I'm re-watching "Green is not your Color".

I just LOOOOOOOOOOVE the song they play in the second runway scene where Fluttershy is forced to pick her nose and stuff. I wish I could hear the whole thing.

>>25316683

God, kill yourself.

>>25316744

No. During.

>>25316693
I have a request. But this very well may not be your kind of thing.

>>25316479
HFPS was an upstanding "model" for tripfriends

...now we have Semi, who writes nothing but fapfics

pony should lick pony

>>25316718
>>25316718
>>25316718

RS you have GOT to continue this story with Dash getting Fluttershy to lick her asshole and peg her with the strap-on

>>25316699
but when you were HFPS you did a grimdark but now you're NOT HFPS and you're doing clopfics. fucking irony.

time for a rage story

>loser manchild wants the pinkie sketch
>he sells his pokemon collection and earns $1300
>its not enough to bid so he crys and bothers lauren about it
>lauren feels sorry for this fag and says she will draw a differant sketch for him and autograph it for free

you can see the thread here
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/12714.html#14353

lauren posted on her da about it so its confirmed to be real

>>25316592
This one man, it was so fucking obvious.

>>25316802
Again: it's a matter of giving the people what they want.

You can do that, or you can give the people what you THINK they want, but aren't aware of wanting yet.

Or you can just give the people what YOU want, and it doesn't matter if they like it or not.

But I am a fanfic writer, and I know that ALL fanfic writers are narcissists at heart. We would never completely ignore our audience. We love their adulation too much.

>>25316803
Why in the everliving FUCK is pony not licking pony right this very instant.

>>25316803
>>25316816
Um I was thinking more like on the face or ears..

>>25316765
lol your post is funny lol

>>25316821

When I was HFPS I wrote fucking everything. Grimdark was a small part of my repertoire.

>>25316830
she never said she's getting a free sketch. Only that "they'll work something out"

>>25316802

Yeah but he's pretty okay at it.
I read a few myself and the dialogue, the humor, I knew something was up with the guy. Too legit nice and humble for what he did. Of course he brushed it off whenever someone brought it up but I knew.

>>25316830
Holey shit is it yesterday?! old news is old

>>25316803

>>25316830
that makes me fucking sick.

>>25316870
Okay, RS. Poll time. What other authors do YOU read?

>>25316830
Faust has become enamored of Ponychan.

I propose we invade it and annex it. SACRIFICE THE G1-3 FAGS TO NIGHTMARE MOON.

>>25316870
the point still stands that now you pretty much only write fapfics brony. the times of old have passed i suppose. god i wish they hadn't.

>>25316842

oh shit. well that's a screencap I think everyone missed tho .

You aren't a true pony fan unless you dress like this on a daily basis. >>>/s/11786854

pony

>>25316816

I'll consider a sequel for Yay. More fanart would help it along.

>>25316870
>>25316821
Is anyone else getting a "When I lived, I was your other wife, " feel from this?

>>25316903
for the lick

>>25316830
I just about starved myself for ages so I could save up money for the Twilight sketch and you don't see me crying that I won't have a chance in hell of buying it. God damnit people stop bothering Lauren.

>>25316906
I would think it would make you hard or something

>>25316830
This wouldn't bother me half as much, but it seems that this will be the ONLY exception. What about the others who managed to round up $2K but it still wasn't enough. "Sorry you couldn't spare enough cash. Maybe if you cried on a message, I would have done something for you. Tough shit, bro."

>>25316908
He has said he doesn't read fanfics. I remember HFPS always saying doing the same shit was boring as hell

>>25316908

I don't. I've read a few when they've asked me to. But it's not something I really do.

>>25316858
i think it is pretty funny that the first time i check out MLP fanfiction it is literally exactly what i imagined it to be

god the people drawing pony smut are like golden gods next to these dudes, holy shit

wait what pony fics!? WHERE HAVE I BEEN!?

Are there any fics where Fluttershy has sex reluctantly? Maybe even rape?

>>25316987
Several.

you arnt a true pony fan unless you have every toy of your waifu

>>25316958
*on a message board

>>25315642
It's the same question with on-model powerpuff girls. Nobody will ever agree.

>>25316372
>>25316464

Hehe i knew he was HFPS, he always berated me for trolling him even after he changed his name.

Anyway, any request for tonight?

>This Thread

>>25316788
Oh. If its questionable, I assume you mean porn, so probably not.

Maybe another lurking drawfag will help you out.

>>25316788
different potential drawfriend here.
tell me the reqeust. I enjoy a wide range of topics, do not be afraid young one.

>>25316987
We keep asking for Fluttershy rape. So far there's just been Twilight & Celestia rape.

>>25316997
Fuck you. I love Dash as much as the next pony, but I'm not putting up for G3.5.

>>25317003
Luna and Celestia cooking marshmallows in an open fire

who else is going?

>>25316996

WHERE

>>25315714
>>25315645

bloom = snake
scoots = fisher
sweetie = gabe

shutupandtakemymoneyandfundit!.doc

>>25317025
YOU'RE A FUCKING MONSTER FOR WANTING TO RAPE FLUTTERSHY

Besides, she's already so submissive. It would be better to rape Applejack and break her spirit.

>>25317003
yeah, i remember that.

My request is that you draw Rarity on her deathbed after suffering those burns when her shop burned down.

>>25316870
just finished that Twilight x Spike clopfic, pretty good i must say i found a spelling error btw, loved the first part when they're just playing hero

im off to read big mac x luna now...

>>25317003

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

Pinkie Pie with a blood-stained sweater

>>25316830
I like the part when everyone gets incredibly jealous.
I especially like seeing it firsthand here. Goddamn you guys, I know you all want a sketch from Lauren, but christ, quit your bitching just because you missed out. at least all of YOU guys still have your pokemon.

>>25317057
>Want to
>Know I would be arrested if I tried
>Feel kinda bad for wanting to
Hmmm

>>25315584
aww....

This reminds me of Yomiko Readman from Read or Die.

>>25315403
Oh man, I really want a Pony plush! Yours is looking good so far. It looks like you're going to have to hand stitch it. It's much easier if I helped sew rather than explaining the process. I believe what you want to do is make ladder stitches. It might be easier to ladder stitch the wings and then attaching them onto the body.

Oh , besides stuffing and possibly batting fabric/interface, did you put wires in Dash's wings ?

>>25316958
I bet other people still try sacrificing their dignity in the hope of receiving pity ponies. Lauren confirmed for Trollestia.

>>25317015
HFPS GENERAL.

>>25316997
I have all those Pinkies and more and she's not even my waifu.

>>25316803
NO

>>25317087
No shit I want a sketch.
I also don't want to be a manchild fucking aspie who annoys the shit out of the creator of the show. She doesn't even answer that much on her DA thanks to shitheads like you.

>>25317003
Luna at an espresso bar, chatting up the barrista.

>>25317057
You'd either be out of your mind or a little girl.

>>25317070
We still want Fluttershy rape.

>>25315029

i would use the political turmoil and approaching civil war to insight a revolution amongst the earth ponies supplied with kalashnikovs i got from liberia by selling my farm of chickens.

>>25316957
oh yeah? Why is that?
>>25317044
my imagination: luna/celestia cooking marshmallows in an oven in an open fire.

>>25317057

Yeah, like I'm gonna fuckin' go to a coloring-book party and emasculate myself for all the world to see...

>All attending children will receive a My Little Pony exclusive episode on DVD

>exclusive episode

Well, fuck.

>>25317127
Has anyone ever asked her whether Equestria has a coastline? That seems like something highly useful for the fan community to know.

>>25317121
Today it has been revealed that the god of writefriends never left us. He just changed subjects.

Although I would love to see some more non-clop/shipping fics from him.

>>25317089
>book it.
>go and say your daughter had something else
>get free DVD and go home
>everything went better than expected.

>>25317125
Snips's legs are too short he couldn't punch for shit. He'd be like Rigby.

>>25317147
Because EVERYTHING does! There is a daily discussion of it in these threads!

>>25317124
you are smalltime i bet you dont even have any of these yet

>>25317057
Time to 'borrow' a niece for an afternoon...

>>25317121
high fructose pony syrup?

>>25317129
I am little girl.

I have a closet full of little girl dresses that I put on to prove it.

>>25317087
>at least all of YOU guys still have your pokemon.

Indeed. And in the end, isn't that what matters most of all?

>>25316987
>rapefics

I fucking wish.

>>25317150
ONCE AGAIN IT'S ONLY 'EXCLUSIVE' IN THE SENSE THAT THERE ARE NO OTHER OFFICIAL MLP:FiM DVDs. THE ACTUAL CONTENT IS JUST THE TICKET MASTER EPISODE.

Yaknow, no one actually made any requests that weren't absurd/impossible. I don't have enough White left to make a Celestia. Bitch is too big.

>>25317192
I haven't even beaten Diamond yet. I got bored leveling endlessly for the Elite Four.

>>25317023
it isn't really porn. but it certainly isn't squeaky clean, either.

>>25317024
okay
Braeburn and very-effeminate Caramel making out. Hard. Like, as a precursor to some intense sex. Clothes being ripped, Braeburn totally overpowering Caramel, sweat, drool, the whole thing.
I seriously would love you forever If you would do this.
FOREVER.

You know, I never read anything by HFPS. I guess I will now that I know my favorite author (besides Pacce) is the same guy

>>25317175
no, dude, no

>>25317203
I don't see how this is supposed to make me want it even less.

>>25317087
>Implying I didn't lose my cards over three years ago
>Implying I'm not fifty times more annoyed that only one person will get an off-auction piece of art instead of losing an auction that I wouldn't have even won if it stayed at the starting bid.

>>25317210

I hate grinding. Very, very much.

>>25317127
he never bothered lauren, from the looks of it. as far as I can tell, somebody else pointed her to the thread, and then she took the initiative to contact the OP.
You are far overreacting.

>>25317203
ARE THERE EXTRAS THO???

>>25317231
it's all going to charity dude who gives a fuck

lol if you think the price on any of the pieces is gonna crack 5k anyway

>>25317238
It's a lot of fun to craft and raise Pokemon to perfection, though.

I've gotten really lucky with some of the natures of my Pokemon. My Rampardos has an Adamant nature. He is the definition of Retard Strength.

>>25317218
HOLY SHIT I just realized your trip say "paint". That's pretty cool

>that feel after you masturbated to ponies for the first time

>>25316941

Brb practicing drawing

just trying something

>>25317274

I've always wondered how they do that. Make the word trips

>>25317281

>>25315181
Raging, did you add zecoraXapplebloom to your request list ? How will it be? Pony anthro or human?

>>25317057
This post, more than anything else I've seen ponywise, makes me think of Hank Hill being disappointed in Bobby. And a lot of posts in pony threads make me think of that.

>>25317281
You fucking furry.

>>25317246
Which means someone else on the site linked to LD's baw story. The first (and only other time) she responded was to a baw story.

Lady's just too damn nice for her own good. It's comes off as almost manipulative linking her to someone else's shit.

>>25317297
it is really easy

>>25317178
I've already imported two Europonies. If I see those for sale relatively cheap I'll nab some.

But I have...
All singles of the main six.
Cheerilee
Daisy Dreams
Lily Blossom
Rainbow Flash
Twilight's balloon
Rarity's carriage
The three Shine Bright ponies.
The three (so far) 6" fashion ponies
Talking Celestia (I never press the button anymore)
The hard plastic gift pack
Pinkie and Twilight plushies
All the McD's figures
The rubber Pinkie bubble blowing thing
And Pinkie's flashlight/projector thing

>>25317297
There's generators

>>25317274
oh celestia, you're high aren't you?

>>25317309
Bobby would probably love this show.

>>25317281
I don't fap to ponies per se. I fap to text-based transformation porn games where one of the many transformations available are equine features.

Well I don't know if the people from last night are on, but they were raggin on sethistos prereaders...
I already got a response and they left actual advice!!! I love em already, fuck you other people

>>25317310
Furry =/= fapping to ponies

Yeah....

Yeah.

>>25317350
Yes it does, actually.

No, wait, you're right. That's bestiality.

>>25317231
>mfw i bought a holographic Charizard on ebay for $10 last year

>>25317238
really? i find it relaxing. the battles are usually disappointing after all the work.

>>25317190
High Fructose Porn Syrup

>>25317334
No actually. I was earlier, but I'm totally soberiffic now!

>>25317281
I went from anti furry to questioning whether i was a furry or not. Funny how that works huh?

I prefer not to think about it.

>>25317350

>>25317129
>oh hey look Lucid is on.
>wait a minute..
>FUCK I COULD BE PLAYAN XBOX WITH HIM
>toomanyponies.jpg
i even know your gaming pattern too. so i should know when you're on.

>>25317303

I do. Request was made maybe a couple of weeks ago? It was humanized, and with an older Applebloom. They wanted it romantic.

I saw almost the same request last night but I can't remember if I replied. Was that you?

>>25317270

It annoys me when I get a really macho pokemon with a Sassy nature.

I always imagine them sounding like Snagglepuss.

.>>25317335
I know he would. He collected unicorns before this even came out. He would have to hide it from Hank though, probably Peggy too. Unless Peggy liked it, but that would just ruin it for everyone.

The point is, this show is yet another reason that I'm Bobby Hill.

>>25317309
oh god you KNOW Bobby has about 50 mylittleponies right now..
"why did I ever collect trolls?"

>>25317377
>Lose JP Blaine's Arcanine, my favorite card in my collection
>Look it up on eBay
>mfw I can get it for around $5

>>25317398
If I didn't break my Xbox 3 years ago I would totally play Xbox with you guys. I have a PS3 so I have no games.

>>25317405
did you make any more futa stories since lunas magic wand. if yes please post.

>>25317418
Bobby is in college for writing, collects ponies & runs a Brony club, and dates a cosplayer who likes to do 'La Blue Girl' scenes in the bedroom.

U Jelly?

>>25317453
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nkx1nfgqw8xOMQCsnD68vVjGV11neyQa56yaQLZwlxg/edit?hl=en&pli=1
#

>>25317398
Almost every damn night.

Although I've been playing the shit out of Portal 2 on my PC the last couple of days.

Alright faggots who is up for continuing the detective quest?

>>25316766
>>25316766

Agreed

>>25317506
> Quickly retrieve arms from safe.

>>25317484
Jelly? No

Proud? You're gat dang right I'll tell you whut

>>25317506
I'm not going to play if you're going to call me names.

>>25317453

I made two more Luna x Celestia stories since then. One of them is futa. A few more are on the way. Here's my full list.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Xfxwf9B0u0UBOkhSvKusa6vEfPDYpU6OM2JWf2RElYs/edit?hl=en

>>25317436
i have a PS3 also. i have them all actually. but PSN is god damn down for whatever reason.

>>25317506
You do what WE want, pal

>>25317500
now if only i didn't have a piece of shit PC.

>>25317553
fuck im at grandmas house right now and i have to resist reading these

Anyone know who this artist is?

>>25317544
I'm going to call you names and your going to like it! Because ponies.

>>25317587
your damn right I do, so don't be killing off your own character anytime soon.

>>25317567
I also have no mic and the only multiplayer games I have are Dead Rising 2 and Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit. It was really only a means of using the intertubes util I got my laptop. I got it for free though so I can't complain. And plus I can play Crash Bandicoot whenever I feel like it.

>>25316780

That fucking song is badass, I wish we had the whole thing