Always starting three motherfucking threads at the same time, you retarded aspergers mongoloids.

>>25306765
Whats a Filly foo?

>>25307167
Your hero, dash.

>>25307132
>>25307132
>>25307132
>>25307132

I said I'm making one!

>>25307165

Cry some more, faggot.

the fact the princess celestia has enough time to fucking wander about the castle when she's already seen everything

>>25307221

Too slow. Delete it.

Always with the communication breakdown when making a general.

>>25307227

I think she just lounges around all day writing letters, moving the sun and getting drunk.

Maybe not that last part but what else can you do to fill your time?

There are 3 pony threads on the front page.
Please keep your shit to one thread.

Okay, new idea: make a Thread Maker trip the designated thread maker. when that thread maker decides to leave, the trip to someone else to take over and so on and so forth. That way, new threads are basically predetermined and we don't get 3-4 threads up at the same time.

Equestira has a 10:1 ratio of women to men and everyone walks around naked, except when they wear pretty dresses that still expose their genitalia.

Conclusion: Equestira is the ultimate male fantasy.

Discuss

>>25307245
I did.
You're still an idiot. I said I'm making one. How can you be so retarded...

>>25307167
Dash. Dash is a filly fooler. And you want to be just like Dash, right?

>>25307283

hehe

>>25307296
Counterpoint: No sex without marriage means that the entire population is almost certainly gay. It's the ultimate male torture - so many women, and none of them want you.

>>25307301

You should have been faster. And stop pretending making generals is some sort of contribution or game, retard.

>>25307285
unprotected sex with royal guards, all day e'rryday

>>25307286
>Implying they are not doing this to shove it down our throats

Dohoho.

Guys. guys, did you know that making the next general is super fun and special and amazing?

>>25307320

That really didn't fucking take long.

>>25307296

Since males are so scarce, do you think mares storm the castle to get busy with the guards?

>>25307296
The problem is, I'd be fucking horses.

>>25307323

Point of order, when has it been established that the ponies only have sex after marriage?

>>25307333
The next general has a new hat!

>>25307267
tradition

>>25307356
I don't have the image, but in one of Faust's DA posts she had that as an afterpoint - ponies can mix and match between earth, pegasus, and unicorn - "only after marriage, of course!".

>>25307167
Oh, for Celestia's sake! Why can't you just forget about all this and go play? If Rainbow Dash finds out that I almost told you about her being a...

>>25307296
maybe. however due to the high ratio of females to males i'd say that its a man's hell. none of them really want sex. and when they do it'll probably be with something that they consider will last long enough

>>25307343
This just made me realize that the threads are in complete opposition gender wise to the show.

>>25307307
Rainbow Dash is the Best! I'll do anything to be more like her! How do I become a filly fooler?

>>25307356

Faust said that ponies use standard mammalian reproduction. Then later as a joke she added but only when married.

>>25307397
Don't worry, she'll teach you when you're older

In the first episode, when we see Nightmare Moon, it shows the Cutie Mark Crusaders together panicking. However, Twilight is good friends with everyone in the actual episode that the CMC joined up.

>>25307380
Traditions you say?

>>25307382

Requesting screenshot.

>>25307290

That would require Anonymous passing along the password for the trip, which could easily be intercepted by trolls, who would then start threads, and delete them.

>>25307285
Browse 4chan?

>>25307422
>>25307380
TRADITION!

>>25307445

>Celestia is every troll at the same time on /co/

Might be a stretch

>>25307307
Damn it, Fluttershy! Never speaking when you should, and always speaking when you shouldn't!
>>25307397
Trust me, you DON'T want to be one of them...

>>25307323
>>25307398

Point to consider, they may only reproduce after marriage, but still have intercorse outside of marriage.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280662542214&category=552&_trksid=p51
97.c0.m619&autorefresh=true%23ht_500wt_1156

>>25307467
Tradition?

If Pinkie Pie led a stoic, joyless life with her family on the rock farm up until the 'event', it's highly unlikely that her grandmother actually taught her something as silly as "Giggle at the Ghosties". One of her stories is a lie.

>>25307481
Because Celestia auto-aborts any bastard fillies

>>25307467
aaaaw shit. that song is now stuck in my head

posting fun things from last night

>>25307504
shes 1000 years old, i think she stopped being able to reproduce long ago...

>>25307481
Tentative Disagreement; Without any sort of rubber or plastic industry, there would be no easy way for non-unicorns to have protected sex, so no way of controlling that

IF I WERE A RICH PONY...

>>25307523
Did you draw this?

>>25307384
>>25307397
Oh, it's easy! Just go play with your friends like Twilight says. And always remember that they're your very best friends, and you can always trust each other and understand each other and do anything you want together.
And remember that boys are icky and gross and also dumb. And there's nothing you can do with boys that you can't do with girls.
Just remember that and you'll be a filly fooler in no time.

it's a glue factory

>>25307540
la da de dade dada la dada de dadadada....

>>25307524

Or maybe she's like a fine wine, that only gets better and more fertile with age.

>>25307528
Rebuttal point to consider: use of magic to create contraceptives, or as a contraceptives.

Creepy point to consider: use of sheepskin?

>>25307547
>>25307547
the... world?

>>25307547
no, unfortunately. that one's too good to be made by me.

you know what I always wondered? why the mane cast doesn't wear the necklaces they were given in the ep 2? Ungrateful little brats

>>25307577
>>25307528

We've got elcors in here? I wouldn't think they'd like MLP.

>>25307283
Really now?

>>25307576
you crazy? if it was like that, she would have a shitton of babbys right now >implying she doesnt fucks with every guard in the castle everyday

>>25307577
Humorous thought; Are there ponies whose special talent is creating contraceptives?

>>25307472
God that moment. Adult spike bursting through the ceiling. In all honesty, when she looked up she didn't seem the least bit surprised/happy. For some reason I think Celestia only took Twilight under her wing to keep her from becoming a threat....

I mean..just saying.

>>25307576
Give it five hundred years and even wine turns to vinegar.

>>25307478
If Rainbow Dash is a filly fooler then it must be cool!
>>25307552
Thanks Fluttershy! I'm going to go get started right away!

>>25307583
Wait, are you the tripfag?

>>25307612
Expanded point: Perhaps they specialize in sex in general, and contraceptive is one of the many skill under that tallent.

oe ctm ya te dije ya!

>>25307640
no, but i fucking love JJBA

>>25307654
Worried Pondering; How could a little filly ever discover that talent?

>>25307659
Mexican ponies?

alright, i'm done

>>25307688
Return to original point: perhaps enabled by constant exposure to a nudist society?

>>25307662
Alright, my bad. I just noticed he used similar filenames.

>>25307736

Similar to the guy that uses Scootaloo images all the time, but never trips.

>>25307552
Good job making one more innocent little pony gay! Gosh, I can't believe it, Am I the only straight pony here in Ponyville?
>>25307639
Fine, do whatever you want, have a great time munching on carpets!

>>25307629

Well I said LIKE a fine wine.

She's a cartoon pony not an alcoholic beverage.

Hops is a pretty cool drawfag,

>>25307320
Not sure if I should be honoured or not.

>>25307659
Que te pasa longi ql, speak english.

By the way, nobody made a crossover of Pinkie with Painis Cupcake yet?

>>25307726
Tentative Agreement; That could work, assuming there are no social boundaries on the area (Which for the idea of sex-specialists to work in a world where everypony gets their course set while they're still a filly, there'd have to not be)

Speaking of mexicans... sure is hate-filled around here (comment section).

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/spanish-brony-community.html

I thought we all were supposed to tolerate and love the shit out of each other.

I never got the chance to talk in person with a mexican, so I'm not in position to give an opinion about them

>>25307598
I know right!
dem necklaces
Bring back the bling, Faust

>>25307726
but this means nothing. nudity is only considered a taboo in societies where clothing is prevelant. in african tribes where people are nude a majority of the time. no one gives a damn that there is a girls breasts hanging out. for them it's normal

Anyone else think that Skittles should have Rainbow Dash endorse their candy? "Taste the Rainbow!"

>>25307771
>Twilight
>Straight
Maybe if you keep telling yourself that, you'll believe it. You know you have feelings for Rainbow Dash, and that night with Trixie wasn't just the wine talking.

>>25307439
Which is the DUMBEST form of trolling (besides reported) I have ever seen. They don't do that anymore though

>>25307832
They've already made the joke - rainbows aren't known for their taste.

>>25307832
I would buy that.

>>25307853
reported.

Does any one have a pic of Big Mac? I'm Making my Regal pony and I need one so I can reference his body proportions

>>25307832
I'm tempted to go buy a pack of tropical skittles and roll some around under my tongue while I jerk it to her pics

>>25307832
i didn't spell skittles right. on purpose

>>25307763
>>25307763
thats me

>>25307662 and >>25307583 are also me

i would trip if i had something to contribute

>>25307802
>Latin-spanish communities are the worst comunities ever. Good thing they are getting their own forums so they can get out of the english ones.

I'd say he hit the nail on the head with that one, every single BR ive ever met online was borderline retarded.

When Faust said after marriage I don't think she meant they LITERALLY can only reproduce after marriage.

>>25307899

Does this work?

>>25307904

Tropical Skittles? Faggot.

Classic Skittles are the only real Skittles.

>>25307926
That's because the smart ones aren't obviously BR.

>>25307771
Why would i eat a carpet? Sometimes you're just as random as Pinkie Pie.

>>25307899

does anybody have a batch of images of the main cast in profile view, preferably as high resolution vectors? i am going to create a silhouette image similar to the one attached, to see if the character designs are recognizable in silhouette as as many of the classic cartoon characters pictured

i can also include side characters if you would like but i would need images of them as well

>>25307928
well, that means you're stupid.

>>25307928
That would be a bit of a stretch.

>>25307926
>border
hah!

>>25307936
>>25307963
Thanks!

>>25307947
>implying there's a difference

Dohhoho, good one anon.

>>25307899

>>25307971
> Derpy: Quickly retrieve arms from Chest.

>>25307965

Huh, I had one, but I can't find it. It was a gif of all 6 ponies. That's odd, where did it go...

I live in San Diego. A lot of mexicans suck, some are cool, the food is amazing.

just my 2 cents.

>>25307926
i remember lots of BRs from my old days playing MMO's... one more retarded than the other, they couldn't even speak english and were playing on english servers, and then getting angry at you for not helping them this shit is true, they would often say I REPORT U when you went apeshit after they followed you for 3 hours, shit happened to me

>>25307926


Really? I played with a lot of people from Brazil. Killing Floor, Team Fortress 2... at least the ones I played with were relatively quiet, polite and fun to play with.

I also play with Argentinians, Chileans, Mexicans and they are... not bad per se, just... another kind of people.

To each his own.

>>25308059
i have that one i think but i dont feel like dicking around with a gif in photoshop because im not experienced with it

>>25307771
You're not jealous, are you, Twilight?

Boys are always so cruel and sweaty and stinky and rough. Always thinking of one thing. Girls are so much softer, and so much kinder. I... could show you, if you want.

Would you like me to show you some kindness?

>>25307959
>>25308070
thefuck man....

Many of our best drawfriends are Latino.

>>25307971
>>25307971

Which pony do you guys think our Mexibros/Spaniard... somethings... like best?

>>25307959
Go ask your big filly-fooler idol Rainbow Dash, I don't care anymore. Maybe she will eat you out, just like she does to Pinkie to make her "explode"...
That was way too much for one day, I'm having a drink...

I bet the guy with the Dinosaur OC's totally wishes he could draw and animate like this.

>>25307792

I've only seen his (her?) work in the last week or so. I like it a lot.

I like Madmax and Mr Hate, and a lot of other Spanishs

>>25308062
Tijuana is the trash heap of Mexico, no doubt.

>>25307965
Do you really need a vector for that? may be just cut the profile pic from the 1080 dump?

Also, there was a vector pack on EQD

>>25308110
you have the answer

>>25308145
no i dont NEED them, i would just prefer them. what 1080 dump are you referring to?

>>25308097
Problem, latinos?

>>25308122

Feeling stressed, Twilight?

Here, let me help you relax.

>>25308160

Given how stupid Americans are, it's not like they can't see through trolling.

>>25307802
Wow, so much intolerance...

>>25308085
Fluttershy, did you just flirt with me?

yee yee nigga mothafuka mexicans burritos and shit blat blat

>>25308175
I really do, you know...

>>25308190
>>25308175
>>25308122
>>25308085
>>25307959
>meanwhile. back in canterlot

>>25308097
You mean Disco and Oro? Yeah man those guys are totally not fucked up or anything. Perfectly normal.

what ponies do you think like coffee the most?

hard mode: dont say pinkie pie, because its fucking obvious

>>25308207
I will cut you

>>25308126
UMASOOOUU!!!

>>25308229
Twilight doesn't seem to be a "morning" pony... so she would love the stuff

>>25308229
twilight of course! then big mac. he seems like one who could enjoy coffee

>>25308229
coffee makes me fly fast really fast vroom vroom fast sonic rainboom fast fast

>>25308229
Twilight. Late nights of studying, of course!

>>25308229

Twilight probably has coffee at night while she reads.

>>25308223

Disco, 0r0, Madmax, Caluriri.

The best of the best.

>perfectly normal

They seem pretty cool to me. Better than you, anon.

>>25308108
Fuuuck, did this comic ever get finished?

I need to know.

>>25308150
How in the...
Chilean here, that's totally true.

>>25307926

Yup, that's a... yup.

>>25308245
>mfw one of my hos is speaking outta line

>>25308229
Rarity drinks expensive special brew to keep her going.
Fluttershy drinks very weak green tea.
Rainbow drinks only energy drinks.
Applejack enjoys a filter coffee in the morning.
Twilight only drinks Zecora's magic tea.

>>25308229

What is a literary pony supposed to do without coffee?

>>25308212
No way, Rainbow Dash, but just you wait until I tell this to Pinkie Pie! That you were trying to cheat on her!

>>25308282
Man up, use the pimp hand

>>25308229
to go with that, what do you think they take with their coffee?

>>25308256

>>25308223
There's nothing particularly wrong with either of them. Especially Disco.

>>25308229
Twilight Sparkle.

Looks like the Scootabuse thread is dead. Maybe we can continue this little game here:

1.Take a movie where something terrible happens.

2. Replace the victim with Scootaloo

3. Profit

Now some Scootabuse from a different source:

Applejack: You're not the chosen pony, Scootaloo. It was Sweetie Belle who was chosen. You see, she found me and told me about your land. You're just a foal.
Scootaloo: Why are you talking about Sweetie Belle? Don't say this to me.
Applejack: I did what she couldn't. I broke you and I beat you. It was Sweetie Bell who told me about you. She's the prophet. She's the smart pony. She knew what was there and she found me to take it out of the trees and you know what the funny thing is? Listen... listen... listen... I paid her ten thousand dollars, cash in hoof, just like that. she has her own farm now. A prosperous little business. Three fields producing. Five thousand apples a week.
[Scootaloo cries]
Applejack: Stop crying, you sniveling ass!
Scootaloo: If you would just take this lease, Apple...
Applejack: Buck-age! Buck-age, sugarcube Bucked empty. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have an applejuice, and I have an applejuice, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your applejuice... I... drink... your... applejuice!
[sucking sound]
Applejack: I drink it up!
Scootaloo: Don't bully me, Applejack!
[Applejack neighs and throws Scootaloo across the room]
Applejack: Did you think your scooter and your little stunts would help you, Scootaloo? I am the Elements of Harmony! I am who Celestia has chosen!

>>25308190
I can understand why you'd be suprised. I mean, you're always locked away in your library. Alone. You probably didn't think anyone was interested. But... um... well, I always thought you were very pretty. And you're so smart. You're one of my best friends, Twilight, so I'd hate for you to be lonely.

I promise I'll be gentle. um. If you want me to, I mean.

>>25308301

But ponies don't have hands.

>>25308303
Twilight; Whiskey.

>>25308218
>>25308190
>>25308175
>>25308122
>>25308085
>>25307959
>meanwhile. At Twilight's House...

>>25308286
>zecora's "magic tea"

this gives me so many clopfic ideas...

>>25308070
I´m BR and i say you´re right. I´m often ashamed of the people i share my country, gibe mony plox, i report U is how the digitally included behave. Being from middle high class i had a life closer to the one of a developed country, learned english almost on my own and learned to be polite just by watching and asking hot it´s done. Meanwhile the poor people got access to the internet and instinctively started trolling EVERYTHING they could ALL THE TIME!

>>25308314
MAKE ME A SANDWICH BITCH!

>>25308286
>Applejack enjoys a filter coffee in the morning.

Black. Lots of sugar. No milk.

>>25308303
F...K... In this coffee!

also, holy shit, captcha. you know what's up.

>>25308303
Twilight - lots of cream, lots of sugar

AJ - Black

>>25308339

Stop writing your naked stories and do your homework, Scootaloo.

>>25308286
>>25308339
Have you guys seen this parody I did a while ago?

>>25308339

Hmm.

>>25308349
>gibe mony plox
>i report U
>mfw this is not just some /v/ rumor, they actually say that in EVERY FUCKING MMO ever

>>25308298
I already know. You think I would let you two have fun without me?

>>25308229

Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself. That is coffee.

Something about her leg in this one still bothers me a litte...

>>25308325
Pimp Hoof, Even better

>>25308381
make me

>>25308399
Yeah! I love it.
someone should make a version with this one too.

>>25308399
That's where I got the magic tea from.

>>25308381
But we LIKE Scootaloo writing clopfics! She just wants $100!

>>25308399
>>25308399
>oh hey i remember that stoner comic, its pretty f-
>look closer
>twilight riding Gilda
the fuck man

Requesting Brazilian ponies. With gratuitous HUEHUAHUEA please.

a picture of scootaloo getting nailed by rainbow dash!

>>25307971
MS Paint Adventres/Silet Hill/Ponies?
Me gusta.

>>25308418
I'm glad I'm on the safe side of the Atlantic. Though we have horrible vidya game nationalities as well.

>>25308301

Juice, can you draw some of the ponies reacting to having human bodies?

>>25308324
Seriously, Fluttershy? You think you have a chance? You can't do magic, you speak like a three year old foal and you are afraid of your own shadow! And you are the one who always hides in her little cottage with all those stinking animals! Maybe you can persuade them, but not me, leave me alone already!

>>25308474
Why all the scootabuse? Never understood it.

>>25308485
[rus]

>>25308298

Psh, Pinkie Pie and me are just friends.

Sure we screw around, but it's not like we're together, or anything.

The Dash can't be tied down to just one pony.

>>25308156
raw 1080i dumps from usenet

>>25308474
>mfw i clicked on the pic before I read the text, realized it, and read for morbid curiosity

I Didn't think the Filename was going to be that literal

>>25308455
yes! i want to win the ponycoins! but i have no chance with clopfic writers such as RagingSemi

its okay though, i like his fics

>>25308529
>clopfics
I hate you people.

>>25308498
i have this on reserve

>>25308529
It's okay Scootaloo, you dont need to talent to be famous!

>>25308555

>>25308557
But that was Twilight reacting to /co/! She doesn't have a human body!

>>25308516
I saw it coming

>>25308324
>>25308511
>>25308426

I'm surrounded by filly-foolers...
What do you want from me?
Celestia, help me! They ate trying to eat me alive!
Eat me out alive! Stay away! I've got magic and I'm not afraid to use it! Stay away!

>>25308529
I prefer Buttersc0tchSundae, Brother Prickle & Roy G Biv for clopfics. Less grammar/spelling errors and more plot than pure clop. And no clopping CMCs.

>>25308575
ah, true. i'll work on something....

>this entire thread

>>25308593
Plot makes the fapping so much better.

If RS were to do the fics he wanted to do instead of just requests i might actually have to read them.

>>25308589

You can't fight who you you really are, Twilight.

>>25308573

>>25308399

Should Regal pony be a unicorn? He has Healing magic...Also, what should his cutiemark be?

>>25308400

>>25308589

C'mon Twi.

Lets have some fuuuuuuuuuuuun.

>>25308434
Is it just me, or is pimp dash hilarious?

>>25308589
Here, Twilight, have some hot stallions to clop to, instead!

>>25308610

>implying I didn't want to do these stories

They're fun to write

If you could have any celebrity guestvoice on MlP: FiM,
who would it be and what would his role be?

>>25308655
You kind of have to mark the image as a spoiler for that to work.

>>25307320
Rule 34 of the Marker? fucking glorious.

>>25308620
Nah, Earth Pony. Cutie mark should be hoof-cuffs.

>>25308506

Beats me

>>25308655

Nice.

>>25308655
>>25308655
you're supposed to spoiler the porn man...

>>25308672

Mr Ed.

>>25308655

>>25308672

Morgan Freeman. As the voice of Angel Bunny.

>>25308693
DO IT NOW!

>>25308687
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMpXAknykeg

>>25308589

hey... hey guys... i just got a nice idea... for a parody...

Sweet Spike and Hella Twilight

>>25308643
Stay away!
THE POWER OF CELESTIA COMPELS YOU!

>>25308687

Dohoho.

>>25308661
But seriously, Don't you have a story of your own you'd want to write at all? Your fics are great, especially the latest ones.

>>25308743

I actually didn't catch it until your post.

Thanks, Derpy.

>>25308740
The next morning.....

>>25308672
gilbert gottfried as the voice of Twilight Sparkle

>>25308672
The show's director is trying to get Weird Al. That would be much, much win. And to calm down the thread, some Rarity...

>>25308740

Well, looks like Cleopatra isn't the only queen of da Nile...

>>25308752

Not really. I'm not into fapfics.

>>25308557

>>25308503
>>25308589
You're always so tense, Twilight. You never take any time to just relax and have fun. You're perfectly safe with me. I won't force you to do anything you don't want to do. I care about you. I'll take care of you. I want you to be happy.

I'll be waiting if you change your mind.

>>25308766
was I the only one who expected Gilbert's voice for Flutterguy? I knew who voice was going to be strange, and was hoping for Gilbert.

>>25308693
>a horse voice acting for a pony
we need to go deeper

captcha: rearity Hazeltine

>>25308684
Ok, done with that. But the cutie mark needs to be something related to his job...

>>25308110
Argentina here. Fluttershy all the way.

... although I'm partial to RD. Love me my tomboys, ah do.

>>25308672

I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN:

I'D SELL MY LEFT NUT FOR AN EPISODE ABOUT DASH'S OLD FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR, AS VOICED BY BRIAN BLESSED!

>>25308784

Hey there, RS. Do you ever read erotic fiction to improve your craft? I heard that one of the criticisms is the lack of erotic vocabulary.

>>25308762
T-t-t-thats what a filly f-f-ooler is?!?
I Don't feel so g-good...

>>25308784
Ok I have a question, I don't read your fics do to not reading fapfics. From what I have heard though, your fics seem to have sex as something extra to a story, as in the story i the primary concern.

My point is, doesn't that make them, you knw, NOT fap fics.

>>25308798
shut up, you're busying splutting to the mayor

>>25308784

Well, other than fapfics then? You can always branch out. You won't lose your established audience and surely you'll gain some new followers if you'd do normal/shipping/whatever stories once in a while. It's a win-win deal.

>>25308801

That'd be nice, but a Tigatron is fine too.

>>25308784

Wait what? Are you a jokester?

>>25308831
Did you know that Pony Hole is another word for Vagina? its true.

>>25308846
>splutting
thats a new one.

>>25308740
Actually, My favorite student Twilight, after 1,000 years I've found there's nothing wrong with being with mares. And my sister has such a crush on you, too.

>>25308799
>>25308740
>>25308643
>>25308589
>>25308503
>>25308324
whats happening here?

>>25308861
No? It's the name for the hole part of a ponytail.

>>25308846
>>25308798
I love our Meta drawfags.

>>25308762
Oh no... I don't remember anything! Please don't tell me we... you know...

>>25308885

Bitches love Twilight.

>>25308861
Well I certainly regret that trip to urbandictionary.

>>25308823
oh another bronie from argentina? thought i was the only one

>>25308838
I feel great.

>>25308925
Oh, you know what happened.

>>25308911
They are truly the greatest drawfags of them all

>>25308824

I was thinking about Bruce Campbell for her dad.

So, I drew a pony.

Any advice what to change or just on inking, because I'm just gonna put a pen to it and erase the pencil.

>>25308762
Twilight needs more horror in that last panel.

Juice, can you draw the other main ponies in front of a computer?

>>25295562

Harrison Ford as Kentucky Sam (The Adventure Pony)
Statler and Woldorf .... nuff said

Finished Regal pony

>>25308831

I've read bits here and there. I've felt that erotic vocabulary has been one of my weaknesses, although I've never had anybody bring the complaint to me.

Seems to me an inherent problem with the entire genre.

You could go with juvenile words like peepee and boobies. That's out.

You could go with scientific words like labia minoris and frenulum. Also out.

You could go with vulgar words like fuck, cunt, cock, etc. That's what I use.

You could go with vulgar words that are more sophomoric, like tool, junk, snatch, prick. I try to avoid them because it reminds me of dumb teenagers and that ruins the mood, at least for me.

Then you could go with the completely ridiculous terms and phrases that people make fun of written erotica for: "he thrust his purple-headed warrior, into her throbbing mound of love pudding."

I was looking for a resource on just vocabulary, but couldn't find a good one. That said, since I haven't heard the complaint before, I didn't put a lot of effort into it.

>>25308954
That pony is tube shaped.

>>25308965
REGAL
YOU HAVE FIVE RUPEES ON YOUR BUTT
HIDE FROM LINK, QUICK

>>25308954
She could use a bit of definition between neck and torso. Right now it looks like one shape.

Otherwise, very cute.

>>25308851

There's nothing there that hasn't already been done.

>>25308973
>he thrust his purple-headed warrior, into her throbbing mound of love pudding

Well, okay then. There's that.

>>25308973
Why don't you use, you know, an adult vocabulary?

Oh wait, 4chan, nevermind. Put as much vulgarity in it as possible.

>>25308988
Get down from there, Scootaloo.

>>25308973
>"he thrust his purple-headed warrior, into her throbbing mound of love pudding."

Haha. If you ever want to do a humorous one, I think that's all you need to use.

>>25308965
Excelent.
Now we are just lacking of Judgement...

TIL that Cass from Fallout New Vegas and Applejack are the same person.

>>25308988

Why did this make me laugh

>>25309025

for instance

>>25308992
Since he was the owner of the exphere mine I decided to give him a cutie mark that had something to do with mines.
>>25309034
Yes, this thread is a bit...Thursday-ish

>>25308988
>Visual pun overload

I love it.

>>25308925

i finished the pony silhouette image, i bet you can't figure out who is who

incidentally the walk cycles gif doesnt have the little nubs in twilight's tail/mane, i'm not really sure why

Someone wanna cap this with something funny/witty/cheesy?
Screencap from the Appleoosa ep

>MFW The reason the bullies call RD Rainbow Crash is because her parents died by getting hit by Celestia's carriage.

>>25309053

Somebody thought way too hard about this.

But I still love it.

>>25309091
I know they are mid-walk, and that the silhouette is made up of both legs, but damn those back legs just look so wrong.

Spike's dad, a really laid-back, friendly dragon.

here i leave more AppleMac
hope you like

>>25309129
yeah that's silhouettes for you

>>25309099
Someone already did "Brahemumbur. Im pregnant and ur the father."

>>25309091
You know, that's one thing I really like about the new pony generation. The past ones looked all the same but with different colors.

>>25309146
klondike are you taking requests today?

>>25308957
sure. sounds fun.

>>25309131

>Son, I told you about Chaos Theory?

>Must go faster, must go faster, must go faster

might submit the silhouette thing to my DA, anything i should change about it before i do? that leg thing does look weird but i dont really know what to do about that

>>25309148
I like that about this show too. That's why recolors look so awful though.

>>25309139
Cute!

>>25309077
Someone screencap this when ever its over so i can read it later, off to bed
sleepyscoot.jpg

>>25309170
Not right now. I'm browsing this in the middle of class. I mean if you want to request something then I can write it down but don't exoect it until Saturday or maybe Friday

>>25309148

Yea, now they look the same but with different colors AND different hair styles!

>>25309233
quit trolling

>>25309233
Their eyes are all different too. They generally use different sets of facial expressions also.

>>25309233
And coloured contacts, too, don't forget those.

>>25309233

And good times were had by all.

>>25309230
>>25309230
i is a patient pony

the CMC as Viewtiful Joe, Sexy Silvia and Captain Blue JR

YAY another end thread fight!

>>25309195

Bonuspoints if he looks sort of like a T-Rex.

>>25309272
No one's made a thread yet.

am i gonna have to filter a bitch

I'm going to have to start drawing myself if I want any of my requests to ever get done...

>>25309284
I dare you nigger :D

>>25309288
>i know that feel, bro

That's why I ordered a tablet.

>>25309139
Yay!

>>25309250
It's an analogy for how how unspecial everyone is.

>>25309247

Search your feelings, you know it is true!

>>25309294
okay i filtered dr. white please dont kill me a nigger

>>25309267
>Captain Blue Jr.
Fuck that I hate that kid.


Yeah I'll do it.

>>25309284
Way ahead of you.

>>25309318
PFFFTHAHAHAHAHA

>>25309318

Well fuck you and fuck your filter!

>>25309288
Do it dude, seriously

>>25309321
id say captain blue... but none of the CMC are old enough to be him...

pheraphs you could do Arastoru instead?

lol

>>25309364
/thread

>>25309359
OJAY

>>25309364
>lol

I agree. Also, not making a thread this time, so someone else please do.

>inb4 2 threads at onec

I'll start the new thread. Look for the name.

>>25309446
well shit, nevermind.

thread here.

>>25309441

>>25309446
Please don't start it with one of your drawings if you do.

>>25309456
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>>25309456

new general

>>25309413
in after 2 threads =/

>>25309475
I pick this one. Topic is good.

can always use mine for recycling later. i dont care

I need pictures of ponies from the front for something I'm working on. Any brony willing to help me out?

At one point Twilight will gain the unwanted interest of a suitor. A ridiculously over the top, self-centered, moronic pony named Blue Blazzer or something.

The voice will be supplied by Matt Berry

Oh hai /b/.