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04/20/11(Wed)23:09 No.25290317 File1303355389.png-(35 KB, 407x286, DIETO.png)
Okay so here's a story for you.
>Jehova's witnesses in my old neighborhood used to come knocking like every day >Told them I believed in the Triforce, and the three Godesses >Told them the legend from the opening cutescene of Ocarina of Time, totally straight faced and convincing >They never spoke to me again
>Fast forward a bit, moved to a new neighborhood >New Jehova's witnesses come knocking, asking if I found faith and all >TROLLESTIA MODE, ACTIVATE >tell them I believe in the Elements of harmony and the twin godesses of the sun and moon >Tell them about Celestia and Luna >Totally straight faced and convincing >They haven't come back since, and I've seen them avoid my house >mon visage when
And that my bronies, is how you politely get rid of Jehova's witnesses forever. |