A pony thread?
How lame.

>>25212999
Your the lame one here, Scootaloo!

>>25212999
THEN I WILL TAKE IT OVER!

>>25213051
Fucking Star Scream.

>>25212999

Abusing this thing is just too funny, I don't see how people can say it's "Extreme Grimdark".

>>25213051
You're going to do what now?

I would watch this all day every day...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW3pMrk9qkM&feature=player_embedded

>>25212999
I'm with the orange and pink one

So, why are you not currently licking a pony?

can any of you horse experts tell me if this is true or not. do you really have to kick your horse in the erection until it goes away?

hate to bug you as im not a /co/ regular, but this comic was posted on /b/ missing the first page and its extremely relevant to my interests

does anyone have the first page? pic related its page 2, thanks in advance

I REALLY wish there was a bigger size of this image...

>>25213051
Oh hi Starscream! How's Megatron?

Hey guys.

Today was the day the ski resort closed for the season, so it's my personal Winter Wrap Up. I went skiing with Rainbow Dash.

What did you do today?

Speaking of double rainbow, the place was an all-out costume party and I ran into a chick dressed as Rainbow Bright. Totally double rainbow!!

>>25212999
After being such a little prick in the last episode, I'm glad you get your ass beat.

Rainbow Dash has the BEST friends

>>25213108

GET THE FUCK OUT.

did I hear scootabuse? because I think I heard scootabuse.

>>25213138
APPLES!!!

>>25213165
Or at least spoiler it. Damn.

>>25213138
Oh I'm sorry.
Are you jealous that I'm awesome and hang out with awesome ponies, rather then being mentally deficient and hanging out with a slut of a sister?

from last thread
>>25213069
>you're in the minority
yeah, but even the "professional" bike riders I see around Tacoma have skeletal fucking thighs

>>25213138

Scoot has some serious Stockholm's.

>>25213103
... I...

STOP TEMPTING ME CELESTIA.

Sorry, I don't frequent the other boards very often and wasn't aware it was normal to spoiler rule 34 material. My apologies.

So we spent the last thread trying to get people to lick their pony dolls, let's go on to round 2

>>25213107
that's a cruel way to do it. The fastest way is to jerk the horse off, honestly. It also gives you the opportunity to clean the sheathe, which helps prevent detritus build-up and possible infection.

>>25213180
Oh great, speaking of mentally deficient...
Hello, third wheel, I mean Applobloom.

>>25213103
Because you're Mom's a mule, not a pony.

>>25213091
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
>>25213115
beats me daily.....

OH SHIT LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROUGH WORK FROM THE SHOW!!!

>>25213108
get out, fufrag

>>25213240

>>25213204
Do it.
No one ever has to know and it will make you grow so much closer to them.
The tongue is more sensitive then the fingers, after all.
Truly feel every part of the pony, only then will you understand friendship.

If you licked Rainbow Dash, I guess you'd be tasting the rainbow

>>25213254

DEM BACKGROUNDS

>>25213108

>>25213232
Awww. That's just his way of saying he loves you!

>>25213275
no

>>25213254
It looks like something from the Smurfs.

Also, I wish they redid the backgrounds. Started drawing them again, and now I'm bothered by the weird angles. I know, cartoon pony land and all, but still...

>>25213187
>>25213138
>>25212999

You ponies can be pretty bitchy.

>>25213229
Ah'm a what-now?

>>25213180
Quiet, Applebloom, the grown-ups are talking.

>>25213187
At least I have a sister and don't look up to the biggest whore in Ponyville, no wait....in Equestria. Not to mention that she doesn't even like you.

>bronies right now

Alright, alright. This show has slowly been consuming more and more people I know.

I've seen girlier shit before, so i figure i may as well give this a chance. Can someone hook me up with the pilot?

>>25213229
Apple Bloom has ten times more personalty than you and can build stuff
you're just a cheap imitator who can't even fly

>>25213259

Wait a minute...

YOU AREN'T CELESTIA! IMPOSTER! IMPOSTER!

>>25213334
>She is shit at dancing tho.

>>25213279
>>25213240
>>25213254

Kinda awesome bro, thanks for sharing.

>>25213289
for the last time he loathes me! almost as much as he loathes you!

>>25213316
An inbred ignoramus.
Good thing you have such a great vocabulary, or else you would have no idea how much of a compliment that is!

Hey guys. Haven't been around for quite a while. How's everyone been?

Colored another of my Bizarro pony.
This one's Cliché.
She's a little thing, but she has a big heart.
Not really, though. She'd cut you for a dollar.

Not gonna color Thunderclap or Blueberry because they're both too ugly to live, at the moment.

>>25213331

On the left hand side is the Youtube streams button, has all the episodes.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/

wow
guy asked if that was true about horses, I answer, and he doesn't even thank me.

>>25213279
that doesn't look like a girl's version of Gondor or minis tirith!
faust you liar!

>>25213338
Oh no! It's Princess Molestia, back from hell to tempt more ponies into sluttery!

>>25213259
I... I...
must resist...

>>25213231
Aren't mules sterile?

>>25213356

>>25213240
>>25213254
>>25213279
Moar, pls!

>>25213108
>>25213284
Spoiler checkbox, ponyfucker, do you speak it?
Seriously, one checkbox and you'll anger people 20% less. We still hate you, but its easy to make us hate you slightly less

>>25213331
Start with #4, applebuck season

Start with #4, applebuck season

Start with #4, applebuck season

Start with #4, applebuck season

Start with #4, applebuck season

Start with #4, applebuck season

Start with #4, applebuck season

Start with #4, applebuck season

Start with #4, applebuck season

Start with #4, applebuck season

Start with #4, applebuck season

Start with #4, applebuck season

Start with #4, applebuck season

Start with #4, applebuck season

Start with #4, applebuck season

Start with #4, applebuck season

Start with #4, applebuck season

Start with #4, applebuck season

Start with #4, applebuck season

Start with #4, applebuck season


i cannot say this enough

>>25213357
I need the version of that but with the line from Monty Python about groveling

>>25213380
Oh dear, and my hooves are tied at the moment, I have an appointment with the Mayor again.
You girls can figure something out.

>>25213364

Did somepony say "bizarro?"

>>25213338
And your not the real Pinkie Pie!
THe real Pinkie is always ready to take a licking, and keep on ticking!

>>25213404
I dunno. Go ask your mom.

>>25213404

About 80% are. It's a common misconception that mules are invariably incapable of breeding.

>>25213356
You silly filly! Ah don't reckon you know what yur talkin' 'bout!

Someone take the marker off my hands.

An MLP thread time? Oh yes.

>>25213331
Actually you should watch the nigger episode Bridle Gossip.

The pilot is the only time we get a facefull of sailor moon rainbow sparkles and it might give you the wrong idea about the rest of the show. But knowing that, you might be fine.

>>25213411
What is an apple buck and why should i

>>25213331
just letting you know, the pilot is totally different from the rest of the show. The pilot is Sailor Pony.

http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony?blend=3&ob=5#p/u/50/YfMmtpl1fO0

Everything else after the first two episodes is Azumanga Ponies.

>>25213371
The story Faust first had in mind probably had Canterlot play that role. Hasbro decided to go with a slice of life instead, so it makes it real difficult to make it that again. I'm fine with Hasbro's decision.

>>25213409
if there had been anything explicit I would have

>>25213393
Give in.

>>25213331
Everything's at: http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony

scootaloo, stop being covered in nails

>>25213416

I hate the bizarros.

>>25213457
OH GOD IT'S SOOOO BEAUTIFUL

>>25213457
Trying to get that back is tough at times. Oh well. I trust you will respect the marker well.

scootaloo, stop having a penis

>>25213416
BIZZARO! I'M HELPING, BIZZARO!

>>25213473
No.

>Right now, somewhere, someone is licking a pony.

>>25213473
Hey Molestia, I hear if you had some human dolls Lyra would crack instantly.

scootaloo stop mowing the lawn

she'll never hug you

CAN CELESTIA READ MINDS?

Startling evidence is brought to light as Princess's personal student recalls first meeting. "She knew my name without asking for it," Twilight Sparkle (age unknown) said in interview last sunday. "I recently had cause to remember when I first met her, and noticed for the first time how odd it was. Now that I think of it, Princess Luna knew more about us when we faced against her during the "long night" - despite having been imprisoned a thousand years and never talking to us, she knew exactly what my friend Rainbow Dash's lifelong dream was, using it to tempt her."

Students of history will know that records of ancient protoponies (equius geewunicus) recorded the ability to read minds in certain unicorns. Esteemed pony scientist Doctor Gregory Hoofs quoted as saying telepathy was "certainly not outside the capabilities of unicorn magic", particularly that which is at the disposal of our ruler.

Tinfoil hats are now available from your local hobo.

>>25213494
wait, so you didn't. . .damn!

>>25213499
>mfw I read it in that fucking thing's voice

You guys are lightweight I once put my whole mcdonalds rarity in my mouth.

>>25213529
Rainbow dash doesn't even have a lawn, what the fuck Scoots.
Fluttershy liked it tho. She was afraid to use the mower.

>>25213468
>Sailor Pony
>Azumanga Pony
Nice summary actually.
Oh hey, Sailor Moon. Luna. COINCIDENCE?!
inb4 Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls.

well fuck you guys then

I'm taking my huge muscly thighs and knowledge of horses and going to sleep.

Hey dudes, any requests for a quick drawing tonight?

>>25213509
Please, Mr. Sparkles.
We all know you already have a pony in hand, being drawn to your mouth.
Soon all you will know is joy and Ecstasy as you enter into pure Pony nirvana.

>>25213551

Really wish I had that screencap of Appleteenie in Dash's mouth right now.

>>25213530
to be fair, her parents did apply her to Celestia's school. so of course she would have seen a name and picture, or else she wouldn't have been given a chance to try out in the first place.

>>25213499
HA HA HA! Before he left... hehehe... I gave him.... HA HA HA... a WHOLE BOWL OF PEANUTS!

>>25213494


>>so I was like fuck you, and fuck your marker.

>>25213351
Haha! You're so silly Starscream! Megatron is my bestest friend! And I bet he loves you almost as much as he loves me!

>>25213304
HI MEGATRON!! I'm so happy to see you! I missed you! I sent you letters!

>>25213575

The CMC playing Doctor together!

>>25213515
why so blah Derpy, Megatron and Starscream are here, all you need is your daughter, some muffins, and a mail bag and you'd have the perfect night

>>25213575
The opposite of the dude after me's request.

>>25213576

>>25213575
Dash making out with Snails, whilst ignoring Scoots

>>25213575
rainbow dash chasing after speedy, whose parachute has opened to keep him from going splat?

>go put together group shot
>come back to this
What have I done!?

>>25213575
Rarity as Captain Jack Sparrow

>>25213576

Hey Celestia.

How would you feel if I licked my figure of you?

>>25213468
There's enough swords and sorcery in the background that it's not completely inconceivable for the show to get a bit more actiony. I'd really like to see more of that, a somewhat serialized action cartoon starring a female cast

>>25213617
Which means Snails making out with Scoots, ignoring Dash.

>>25213409
Chill the fuck out, ponyfucker. It's not like you actually have access to ponies.

>>25213575
The CMC as spies. Applebloom as Snake, Scootaloo as Sam Fisher, and Sweetie Belle as the guy from Syphon Filter, levitating a taser.

>>25213575

>requests

Sweetie Belle and Rarity having a picnic

>>25213611
You know damn well why you have that boner, darling.

>>25213442
yeah just looked it up, lot's of varying opinions but has been proven possible, seems like an interesting phenomenon overall

>>25213575
An alternative of Fluttershy getting caught by butterfly's when she was falling to her death.

Guys I think we mad Megatron mad

>>25213530
Hurr, not bad.

>>25213575
I request that you do yourself as some sort of pony Djinn granting very literal wishes to several of the cast members.
>>25213576
And you are incorrect, it's on the shelf on the other side of the room. You'll never turn me!

>>25213509
>>25213576
... oh... oh my god.
it's s-so... good.

... sp... Sparkles... You have to try this...

>>25213621
I have to second this due to pure curiosity.

>>25213623
You better post pictures of that shit.

>>25213599
I'm going to keep running into this tree until the pain stops!

>>25213531

Nah, I had a whole story lined up in the marker name, about it being lost in the sea of generals, and how it was marooned by Tripfag McGee, but at the end of page 15, it finally was able to rope of couple of sea ponies together with the hair off it's back and have smooth sailing to the new thread.

>>25213364

Bizarro Pony?
Bizarro ponies need a beard

colored because yes
gnight

>>25213645

Gabe Logan, you cunt.

>>25213649
You foal what have you done!!!!!

>>25213660
Can you get mad twice?

>>25213575

Rarity as a blinged out queen with an adult Spike curled around her and her mountains of gold and jewels.

Or something like that.

>>25213575

Scootaloo being made fun of by the Pegasus bullies

"Cant fly!? FREAK"

This happened in the last thread, just wanna specify I'm still working on it.

>>25213671

Thats something I wanna see

>>25213620
>Components of Discord
Well thank goodness they're not the Laments of Discord.


Twilight Doom: Saw that her kind, benevolent ruler Celestia was to weak to the ponies of Equestria. She and Supreme Nightmare Moon worked together in taking her down, leading an era of darkness. Now has the title of Second-in-Command as Supreme Sorceress.

Lemonpeel: She took down many members of the Lemon clan in order to become head of the ranch through deceit and sheer dishonesty. Even her Discord sisters don't know if she's telling them the truth. Her little sister and older brother are forces who should not be dealt with.

Blues Brush: Always sad, always scared, always in despair. She seems to care for her allies, but they know it's only herself she's looking out for when things get dangerous. Her tears can fill up a room in a matter of seconds and her tales of sorrow can send the happiest pony off the edge of a cliff.

Rainbow Brash: Don't let the name fool you, this selfish coward would use her friends as a meatshield as soon as trouble arises. Always says she'll be the first to go into a conflict, yet she actually stands back and lets the true monsters like Flutterdye and Twilight Doom do the work. One time Doom sneezed and Brash shouted "OUR LEADER HAS FALLEN! I SHALL NOW TAKE UP LEADERSHIP!"

Vanity: Expect her to do something for you? If your worth her time maybe she'll help out, otherwise consider yourself in a world of pain for wasting her time. No matter how horrible her "dresses" are, never utter a word of criticism; the last pony had his eyes and mouth sewn shut.

Flutterdye: the most dangerous pony out of all of them. Her cruelty knows bounds, having almost destroyed all wildlife in Equestria right after Supreme Nightmare Moon took the throne. A bloodthirsty, loud, lustful, conniving creature, she is not shy to murder someone so that she and her Discord sisters can stay comfortable.

>>25213575

>>25213693
What he got MAD and then GOT MAD AGAIN?

>>25213284
Could someone post a link to the rest of it, this is news to me.

>>25213629
I wouldn't disagree this that

>>25213581

>>25213734

NO

NO NO NO

NO

>>25213693
YES!

>>25213627
That would probably ruin the show for me, because I would then compare it to Sailor Moon, Madoka, Sakura Wars and other Magical Girl shows. And even if it goes the more comedy/ slice of life angle, I'd compare it to Korean Zombie Desk Car. I enjoy my show about marshmallow ponies in their jolly rancher themed world going on such adventures as clearing snow and having sleep overs and visiting relatives.

>>25213686

NO Dont go!

I have something else for you to colour please!

thanks btw

Alright guys. I have a confession to make. I recently watched MLP. It was a tough decision to make to watch it, because I wasn't being forced to watch it by my little sister this time. I was doing it of my own volition. But by putting a marathon of action movies on the TV and eating a bag of Beef Jerky, I was able to power through the first two episodes and maintain my masculinity. I have some questions about what I saw. /co/ got all butthurt, so I am moving it here.

>>25213666
Those demonic numbers say otherwise.
I have planted the idea in your mind, and tonight you will wake up with that pony in your mouth and then you will know what it is like to slide down the rainbow into a paradise where man and pony becomes one.

>>25213671
>>25213621

>>25213629
you get snails fucking scoots while pinkie and twilight watch

>>25213599
...right.

>>25213680
Starscream, where are you? I have an important task for you.

you jelly? i got it half an hour ago.

So, uh, where'd the marker go? Did Mr. Responsible get it?

>>25213734

http://fim.413chan.net/

It's in there somewhere you weirdo

>>25213770
And Scoot acknowledges their presence.

WHICH TURNS HER ON THE LITTLE EXHIBITIONIST SLUT

>>25213754
First question: Half the cast aren't even ponies! A lot of them are Unicorns and Pegasuseses... Pegasi? What gives?

>>25213754
Ask and we shall answer.

>>25213789

>>25213457

And i don't know if you mean me, but "the guy that renames the marker every time" didn't get it, no.

>>25213776
yes Lord Megatron? pleases don't say it involves the ponies!?

>>25213763
Unlike this weak, licentious lot, I have some modicum of willpower. As I said before, you shan't turn me.
And they're just numbers!

>>25213781
unless you have a pinkie to put in that balloon i aint jelly

>>25213753
lol ok, just because you said "please"
shoot
nothing too complicated, i need mah sleep

I just got into MLP a few days ago! Feels good, man. I welcome myself to the herd.

Oh, and Fluttershy is fucking adorable. And Rainbowdash too.

I CAN'T GET THAT AMAZING THEMESONG OUT OF MY HEAD.

>>25213734
http://e621.net/pool/show/732

>>25213812
Those are the different races of ponies inhabiting the world. Earth Ponies, Pegasi and Unicorns.

They are still technically ponies, just with different features/innate abilities.

>>25213680
STARSCREAM, Why isn't isn't the new Transformers show as popular as this Pony show?

CLEARLY YOU HAVE NO STAGE PRESENCE!

YOUR ACTING ABILITIES HAVE FAILED ME YET AGAIN STARSCREAM!

>>25213828
HURRR DURR I'M LUNA DURR

>>25213719
>Flutterdye's description

bueno.jpg

>>25213812
Three races: Earth, Unicorn, and Pegasus. They have their own advantages and exclusive skills. It's not exactly HAX since Twilight and Rainbow Dash are top-tiers, while normal ponies can fly adequately enough to get by and use magic for simple chores and work.

>>25213812
They're subspecies of ponies. For the sake of little children, it's the same thing.
Next question.

Ah, damnit Tripfag McGee. Ya let someone else get the marker and look where it ends up.

>>25213555

>>25213812
Well, think of it this way: the show wouldn't be as enjoyable if they didn't exist now that you've seen it. OR...

It's magic; I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>25213844
Why are they called "Earth Ponies" if the planet they live on is called "Equestria"?

>>25213763
>>25213666
I can taste EVERYTHING. It's like... MAGIC. On my tongue. Filtered through my mouth into my brain and I feel one with them. And they are one with me! It feels so incredible! I love it!
Sparkles! Please, you have to try this! It's like friendship on your tongue! I'm tasting friendship! It's so magical!

>>25213837
Don't forget, you're here forever.

this is Zoe Payne.

she is a badass, adorable tomboy who's obsessed with speed and height. go big or don't go home, just don't even come to the show. she's possibly a dyke, as she's shown to be highly-competitive with overtones of affection toward some female characters, but she's surrounded herself with a stable of guys who are psychotic and awesome.

the thrust of that introduction was to give context to me saying that i need a picture of her and Rainbow Dash carving up Garibaldi.

>>25213812
Despite the name this show is actually an anime about cats

>>25213878
Ponies invaded earth, reduced the human populace into gems and took over.

>>25213835

>nothing too complicated

umm... I probably have something alot simpler than this

too complicated? >>25209930

>>25213878
I think it's "earth" like "dirt."

>>25213865

Oh goddamnit

Reportin' time?

>>25213824
No ponies.
I need you to tell me, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much this is gonna hurt.

>>25213850
Why would you do something so slanderous? It harms the eyes and offends the sensibilities.

why is this pic on porn site

>>25213865
Don't blame me. Someone posted the marker ITT and then deleted it. I don't refresh to update posts so I would have never seen >>25213457 get axed.

>>25213878
We're not really sure if the planet is named Equestria or just the country.

In either case, it's not talking about Earth as in the planet but earth as in the ground, soil and such.

>>25213893
I miss Samurai Pizza Cats

>>25213719
The CoD isn't so much about conquests.
They just seek to find the power of friendship through acts of apathy, complacency, and selfish devotion, so they can usher in the rule of their patron Nightmare Moon.
They are not a successful group.
Also, here's the freakshow half of the group.

>>25213828
Willpower means nothing.
Soon the day will come when all have licked ponies, and then all will be united!
Now give in. Lick the pony and gain true joy in your miserable life. Discover what it truly is to love and be loved back, as you feel the soft caress of the mane in your tongue.

>>25213822
but, where did it go? it's like trying to find Waldo.

>>25213878
The name earth ponies isn't capitalized, so it's not like they're named after the world they live in. Besides, dirt ponies doesn't have that much pizazz to it.

>>25213893

That was great.

Goddesses licking Goddesses.

>>25213922

The better question is why are you looking for ponies on a porn site?

>>25213719
Someone get to drawfriending them NOWWW.

>one of them's already done
>mfw it's DOOM

>>25213926
Nate, Celestia did drop a "What on Earth..." in A Bird in the Hoof.

Just Saiyan.

>>25213926
Second Question: How the fuck do somethings work in Equestria. Like, they have books. Who the fuck wrote them? Ponies don't have fingers to write with! And how do they turn the pages?

>>25213921
i dunno nigga why the fuck you eatin carrots.

>>25213878
holy shit this just blew my mind how come i never noticed this before

>>25213986

>>25213883
Oh God, hes right!
I just licked my Rarity and now gems are raining down from the sky!

>>25213994
>who wrote them
We have seen pencils being manipulated with mouths, so I guess anyone can write.

Also, unicorns can write with magic.

>>25213990
Yeah, and there have been a few "everybody" drops too.

It may be a slip up.

>>25214001
See
>>25213941

>>25213977

I'd like you guys to tear me a new one, I realized I just gave excuses the last time I asked for critique, so I"m starting all over from square one so I can draw ponies much better than I can right now. I want to know each and every error and what I can do to fix them.

>>25213937
How about no?
...Things to do in the morning, I'm going to sleep. And just for giggles, I'm going to throw a trip on here so my name can't be slandered after my departure.

>>25213905
ok, gonna try that
if i don't post it in like an hour, i will post it tomorrow

>>25213937
>>25213828
It tastes so... wonderful. Please, do it, Sparkles!
We love you! They love you! Join us! Please, join us.

>>25213411
When you watch a show, you start with the FIRST DAMN EPISODE

No exceptions.

Especially when it looks like episodes 1-3 are the most important ones of the season. The first 2 set up the characters, world, mythology, and premise, and the 3rd introduces the gala that gets mentioned throughout the season (and will be the subject of the finale.)

>>25213994
Well Earth ponies and Pegasus write with they're mouth.
Unicorn write with magic

>>25214030
>then the fag posting me forgot to delete the response in the comment box

>>25213994
Unicorns have telekinesis via magic, other ponies manipulate objects with their noses and mouths (and sometimes hooves).

>>25213994
Other ponies wrote books, with paper and ink. Unicorns ave the luxury of using magic to write and flip pages. Earth ponies and pegasi have to flip with their mouths, noses, or hooves and write with their mouths.

>>25213929
>failures-at-what-they-do ponies
I'm intrigued

>>25213981
because they themselves is a poner

>>25214032
>Things to do in the morning.
Like lick ponies?

>>25214030
To be fair, I did go back and get the other thread.

you jelly?

i had to color correct and sharpen image.

>>25213994
seriously? you see twilight and spike reading and writing constantly, you even see apple bloom writing with her mouth, and babby twilight just turned the pages with her hoof till she got her magic working

>>25213922
Huh, it's been a while, but now I see why people complain about shooped anthro heads, it seems so out of place. The arms, hands, and both leg versions seem out of place. And the legs look too muscular.

>>25213994
Looks like they can hire Dragons and griffons if thye need it written clearly. But unicorns can use magic and the others can use their mouth.

>>25214051
Appleboom just knows how to draw circles.

>>25214016
>>25213941
Wouldn't "Land Ponies" Be a better name?

i could only lick the face of my aj i feel too guilty to like the ass

>>25214025
more tits n dicks

>>25214030
Oh, I'm sorry, would some of this make you feel better?

>>25214030

Good to have you back

>>25214033

Thanks bro... want a colour reference?

>>25213994
Like the Houyhnhnms in Gulliver's Travels, the ponies in this show can grasp things with their hooves with extreme precision (an example of a Houyhnhnm threading a needle is given in the book). This allows them to do things with great dexterity that normal non-intelligent horses wouldn't be able to do

>>25214100
Honey, you can lick me wherever you want.

>>25214051
>what she wrote

Can someone with enough free time color this??

>>25213914
10! 10! for the love of our god 10!

>>25213889
>>25213889
>Someone else who likes SSX
You sir have made my night, I love the SSX series. And now you have me drawing comparisons from ponie to other SSX characters.

Mac and and Vinyl Scratch? Rarity and Elise maybe? Big Mac and Nate. Goddamn, what a good series.

That is, SSX, Tricky, and SSX3. Everything after that may as well not exist to me.

>>25214076
I have that same setup but with a different Pinkie toy. Not jelly at all.

>>25214100
You had better like the ass

>>25214133
LET ME LICK YOUR EAR

>>25214145
Pfft, I could take a 30.

>>25214044
The first two episodes are very different from the rest of the series. So they can give people a false sense of what's to come. Episode three is fine as a stand alone, but there are better "starter" episodes.

>>25214091
But that would imply "Sea" ponies. And while we can imagine awesome pirate pony images, and quests for One Pony, it also has extremely negative implications.

Shoo Bee Doo!

>>25214144
im pretty sure it's already been colored

>>25214133
"Well it is Tim Allen"
"UGH UGH UGH UGH"

>>25214074
I regret that I don't have a Luna image scornful enough for this.
And no. Mostly it's so I don't get woken up by having a dog thrown at me. Which is probably still going to happen anyway.

>>25214100
Weak bro.
Let go of your guilt.

>>25214076
i am maximum jelly

>>25214145

I haven't even started yet,SUFFER!!!

Hey, I'm on of the head on one of the 3 MLP RPGs being made (3 that I know anyway.) Is it okay of Princess Luna is not the villain of the story?

>>25213575
a dinofag abuse image
followed by a very poorly edited dinofag...helping? image? i guess? whatever it is you do

I must have missed something.

Where did this "pony should lick pony" shit originate from?

>>25213108
if your still here i could give you the rest

Third Question: How come she is called PRINCESS Celestia if her and her evil sister are the only royalty in Equestria. She's not a princess, she's a Queen. Queen it up, bitch!

>>25214076
You better remodel that so it actually floats.

>>25214044
>When you watch a show, you start with the FIRST DAMN EPISODE
>No exceptions.

We just had a big-ass Doctor Who discussion last night and pretty much everyone was arguing against this sentiment.

>>25213623

God dammit, I was already to lick my Celestia just for lulz but now I feel really guilty just for thinking it.

It's just a toy, what the fuck is wrong with me.

>>25214198
thanks dude. i use it as a lantern whenever i have to walk somewhere.


it's also really comforting to know that twilight's always by my side when i sleep.

>>25214215

One person that posts the phrase in every thread.

>>25214192
Is this sorrowful enough?

>>25214206
>>25214166
cut it out, ya faggots

>>25214192
who the fuck throws a dog at you in the morning? that's pretty messed up!

>>25214211

it would NOT be okay if she WAS.

>>25214009

I just licked Rainbow Dash and I think I might a lesbian now because I like girls.
I'm a guy, but that's a technical detail

By the way, I'm trying to figure out a good way to mount Rainbow Dash to the frame of my racing bike in a non-destructive way (velcro or something). Any ideas?

>>25214223

Faust already explained that its because little girls associate queens with evil and princesses with good

blame disney

>>25214211
MAKE THE DIAMOND DOGS VILLIANS.

I WANT LUNA TO BE THE PRINCESS I RESCUE AND WE LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

>>25214100
>>25214133
OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S. NOT B4D.

>>25214223
Thanks to Disney, Queens are seen as evil and Princesses are good.

>>25214116
alright, that would help, coloring TS right now

>>25214192
So you'll lick a dog, but not lick pony?
You sick freak.

>>25214223
Because Hasbro said so.

Queens = Evil and Princesses = Good thanks to Disney.

>pinkie pie with straight hair

So would her partying ways be affected if she kept her hair the same? Oh, and nighttime threads are best threads.

>>25214228
>virgin detected

>>25214215
Some guy just started posting that phrase all the time for no reason. It garnered support almost instantly due to being widely recognized as a brilliant proposition, dare I say some of the most breakout genius of our time.

>>25214223
The producers found Queen sounded to 'evil' for a kid's show, so she's a princess.

>>25214206
AAAAAGH! WHY!?

someone post the lick pony game for the newfags

>>25214236
My ex roommate did that to me. More than once.

>>25214233
Scorn, not sorrow. Thanks for the effort, though.
>>25214236
Every so often my eldest brother comes by. He doesn't quite approve of the lax nature that I have, and so seeks to dislodge me from it. Last time he threw a dog. It's likely he'll still have it.
...I'm exaggerating, it wasn't a throw, it was more of a drop from about a foot. But still.

>>25214223
Her parents are just out fighting all the evil in the world. She occasionally gets messages from them through her crystal ball

>>25214258

Here's a cap of Celestia's throneroom then

Thanks bro

>>25214227

BECAUSE IT KNOWS.

and it wants you to lick it.

>>25214211
A pony RPG has been made!
Your party consists of 4 ponies!
Who do you chose and why?

>>25214251
Oh WoAh, TeReZi, YoU wAtCh PoNiEs ToO?

pony licking pony is older than granny smith

>>25214277
She'd still invite everyone and be the same but her fanbase would be EVEN LARGER and we'd get Sexy Pie images are over the place.

>>25214277
maybe she'd go to those goth parties and be all aloof and shit, but still show up to every single god damned one.

haha, now I want to see pinkie throw a 'kickback' instead of a party

>>25214277

I think the rainboom definitely changed her life, but her hair was just a side-effect. If she straightened it she'd probably still be the same.

Come to think of it, in the flashback she wasn't really as hyper as she is grown-up.

>>25214261
How did you go from... Never mind. I don't even want to hazard a guess at your thought process.

>>25214335
>earth pony derpy

begone, creature, you are not of this world

Hey, what do you think is the funniest fan fiction out there? I'm in the mood to read one, just fyi I skipped the entire april fools event, so if there were any jewels in there please tell me.

Luna threads are always great.

>>25214044

I actually didn't enjoy the first 2 episodes (and till this day, I've yet to see all of episode 2). However, thanks to someone who mis-titled an episode on youtube, and called applebuck season episode 3, I might have never got into the MLP series.

>>25214298
Ah, wonderful.
You are to stay here amongst the ponies, until further orders, Starscream. I leave Soundwave to give you company.

>>25214106

That's no coke Fluttershy, that's washing powder.

>>25214277

Wait, that hair screams 'sexy' to you? To me it seemed like that hair was more "emoish" to me.

Fourth Question: Are their male ponies? Do Ponies even reproduce that way? None of the ponies seem to have parents.

>>25214315

I like the coloring job, but I think the eyes are a little unfinished. That might just be me though.

>>25214379
see
>>25212451

>>25214409

Uh, did you see Fridays episode? Parents showed up.

>>25214409
Ponies reproduce in the normal mammalian fashion. So sayeth the creator.

>>25214406
Emo is sorta sexy in my humble opinion

>>25214409
Yes, there are male ponies.

Yes, they do reproduce that way (confirmed by creator)

Yes, they do have parents as seen in the latest episode.

>>25214409
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW
ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS COULD BE ANSWERED IN MORE DEPTH THAN I CAN BE BOTHERED TO
BECAUSE THESE ARE REALLY FUCKING SIMPLE THINGS

>>25214402
Soundwave?
Sweet, we got a pony he can hang with, she loves manipulating sound to her own ends.
They can learn from each other.

>>25214409
Yes there are Male ponies.
The reproduce in the standard mammalian way.
In the latest episodes had parants

>>25214409
Yes, yes and yes they have parents.
Big Macintosh, caramel, sheriff silverstar, there are more
Lauren was asked this on her DA, so confirmed
We have just seen both Pinkie Pie and twilight's parents...

>>25214247
Yeah, I've already planned out their roles, they going to be minor villains... for a side quest.

>>25214430

He's already established that he's asking questions after watching the first two episodes.

>>25214379

Everypony loves Dash.

HEY LOOK AN UPDATE WOO https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OA9NN7Dl2PQboxPsv2vdwcPCeyxs-S9CwUL17lkbDlg/edit?hl=en#

>>25214277
>Mature Pinkie Pie
>Having parties but acts more like a host
>Extremely sultry voice

spongebobtakingoutfryholdingmoneyoutofwallet.jpg

>>25214434
>>25214430
I've only seen 2 episodes, and it nearly cost my masculinity.

>>25214455

Oh, missed that.

>>25213530
Trollestia is fucking god just like ours
>>25213977
Not licking you!

>>25214427
haha, yeah I was in the thread when that was posted.
But I kind of meant a longer one, like one on EqD. It seems they are all shipping stories lately, not that I have a problem with people who like shipping or anything

>>25214463
So like Mayor Mare's social gatherings?

>>25214442
So that means ponies have sex? I don't think the creator realized what kind of perverted pandora's box she's opened with that notion.

>>25214467

HA

This show's made me more manly. Because you get the girly junk out of your system in a healthy and fun way.

Then you can go on to kill some aliens in bloody way in vidyas, go chop down a tree, or tear into some freshly killed game with the girlieness out of you.

>>25214484
Ponies Discover /co/

Made a thread

>>25214507
>>25214507
>>25214507
>>25214507
>>25214507
>>25214507

>>25214497
>I don't think the creator realized what kind of perverted pandora's box she's opened with that notion.

Trust me, she knows. But implied fucking beats magical mirror babies.

>>25214444
>Filly Vinyl Scratch
Don't care if I'm late to the party, FUCKING SAVED.

>>25214497

There was already way too much of that shit before she said so. There actually wasn't any sort of increase after that.

>>25214497
The box was open long before she confirmed it.

How else would ponies reproduce?

>>25214484

Here, read this one, Purple Daze. Twilight Dash and Pinkie get high and have fun

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TotJMMaMULV-EH11kCBEy5OmynarsgtzZe2zLVU-Fqc/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CM_9p6MH#

>>25214467
Masculinity is not tied down to the male gender, and feminimity is not tied down to the female gender. Men engage in personal grooming. OMG FEMININE!!! Women occassionally wear pants and eat red meat. OMG MASCULINE!!!

Embrace your feminimity alongside with your masculinity. Neither is a detriment to the other.

>>25214485

Sexy Pie with glasses? Too much sexy, it must be cut down a bit.

>>25214497
Yepp, some way some how, all the main characters were conceived the old fashioned way.

every Sunday/Monday, guys.

from here on out, i solemnly swear that i will, at the very least, write something and have it posted by Sunday/Monday every week.

>>25214514
Glad i could help you add to the collection.

>>25214462
Uh okay, well I don't really want to read 11 parts just to get caught up... I remember reading the first few of those though.

>>25214502
or you become a squee-ing furry faggot that wants rainbow dash and applejack to hook up and writes 3,000 word stories about it. but not just sex, but emotions and shit. you're a horrible liar

>>25214223

Theory: Celestia and Luna's parents, the King and Queen, controlled the seasons and weather (not necessarily respectively). When they died, they passed their responsibilities on to the people. Technically, Celestia and Luna serve the true rulers of Equestria - its people.

Democracy. At least it works with ponies.

>>25214525
Magic! Now this implies ponies also have some sort of reproductive organs... Oh My God, this is getting gross. Let me think of another question

>>25214528
It says i need permission to access it..
All I wanted was to read a funny fan fiction...

>>25214569

I hate that shipping shit.

Your argument is invalid.

>>25214592
One of the better guides available.

>>25214588

switched to public viewing

should work now

>>25214604
You're gonna have to get out a red pen because I flipped between the two for like a minute and I can't tell the difference.

>>25214568
Only 3,000? You can't fully capture the complexity of a romantic relationship in such a short span.

>>25214624

Whoops, meant to reply to

>>25214568

>>25214379
try reading 'Cupcakes' it's a real thigh-slapper.

>>25214502
>>25214538
When I was younger, me and my sister actually got the same toys. She and I both had a DinoRiders and She and I both had a My Little Pony. She also made me watch the cartoon. When I was younger, I claimed to hate it, but after a while, I started to get into it. I really like My Little Pony Tales, where they were all high school girls. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I don't like watching ponies, because it reminds me that I'm a sissy and no one will ever like me.

>>25214695
Definitely listen to this guy, he knows what he's talking about.

>>25214695
Stop right there, criminal scum!

Good thing EqD has tags.

>>25214759
I remember this happening to me too. G.I. Joe had to use "acquire" Barbie's dream corvet to rescue Jasmine from the clutches of Evilsaurus.

Fifth Question: Am I gay for watching this?

>>25214866
Do you want to fuck or be fucked by men, exclusively?

If no, you're just a retard for asking.

>>25214885
I'm not attracted to men.

>>25214911
Then no, you're just a retard.

>>25214974
How am I retard? What question is this, 6?

>>25214995
Read the thread moron.

>>25215008

Stop giving the guy a hard time, bro.

>>25215008
You're kind of an asshole.

>>25215025
i agree that questions guy is a retard for asking about gay

>>25214885
Read >>25214759 and then tell me he doesn't sound at least a little gay.

Last question: No, seriously. Ponies have sex? What the fuck?!

>>25215186

We're all over here Questions Guy:

>>25214507
>>25214507

And it's not like they show or mention it in the show.

There was just a lot of weird theories about shit like "budding " going across Lauren Faust's DA page about it, and she just said they reproduce like normal mammals.

>>25215186
You're really thinking hard about that, aren't you?

>>25215186
Is this really an issue? It's like wondering how spongebob was born... wait.. HOW WAS HE BORN OH SHIT

>>25215237
Sponge Bob has two parents, which is odd since Sponges reproduce asexua... IT'S A CARTOON

>>25215186

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