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    167 KB MLP General Lord Ghetsis, King of Gets !nIP2DlX816 04/17/11(Sun)22:27 No.25208841  
    ITT: Have there been Coup attempts against Celestia?

    Discuss
    >> Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 04/17/11(Sun)22:29 No.25208899
    >>25208841

    There was. Then the moon became Equestria's one and only penal colony
    >> Dar-Ma !pXi2knctDE!!WQN4LsY1nmq 04/17/11(Sun)22:30 No.25208925
    >>25208851
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)22:30 No.25208931
    >>25208832
    >>25208832
    >>25208832
    >Other thread was 1st
    Dodged this bullet for now.
    >> Lord Ghetsis, King of Gets !nIP2DlX816 04/17/11(Sun)22:32 No.25208978
    >>25208931
    You cannot escape Team Plasma forever.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:49 No.25210810
    She's probably a pretty good ruler, so I'd say it's unlikely. Maybe some of the rich high society types have tried it, as they usually do.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:50 No.25210835
    What would the cutie mark for someone whose talent is rebellion look like anyway?
    >> Nathan !!eFuOgyMIEPo 04/17/11(Sun)23:50 No.25210844
    Yes, but they were all erased from the historical records and everypony's memory via magic.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:50 No.25210848
    >>25210835
    Guy Fawkes mask.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:51 No.25210856
    >>25210835
    A Molotov cocktail. That, or the Anarchy symbol.
    >> !TEFoxWNrbU 04/17/11(Sun)23:51 No.25210859
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    bump
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:52 No.25210873
    >>25210848
    >>25210856

    These, or a hammer and sickle.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:52 No.25210874
    >>25208841
    There was one rebellion long ago.
    And that is why there are so many fucking gem stones that are already cut and just below the surface.
    Thats what Celestia does to those who would turn against her.
    >> burntFuselage !gn3CQCJSIU 04/17/11(Sun)23:52 No.25210877
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    Oh! It's time to move already?

    I don't see why there wouldn't be a coup against Celestia, I mean who really likes that old mare?
    >> ROOGNA, Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiosly Long-MANED !!qOjSZR79yv2 04/17/11(Sun)23:53 No.25210924
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    Time to migrate, this thread has been waiting to be recycled.
    >> Pony !rbronyR.uo 04/17/11(Sun)23:54 No.25210931
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    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:54 No.25210942
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    I am looking for a high res image of this picture. Does anyone have?
    >> Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 04/17/11(Sun)23:54 No.25210945
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    >>25210931
    >>25210931
    >> Pony !rbronyR.uo 04/17/11(Sun)23:55 No.25210959
    >>25210859
    from the thumbnail I thought she had an eyepatch.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:55 No.25210962
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    >>25210931
    >Never looked at the picture proper.
    >Derpy.
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:56 No.25210994
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    Quick question:

    When is it that you most often find yourself listening to Super Ponybeat (if you do)?
    >> Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 04/17/11(Sun)23:56 No.25210996
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    Does anyone laugh a little everytime at the first episode they say "Unicorn Powers" ?
    >> Nathan !!eFuOgyMIEPo 04/17/11(Sun)23:56 No.25211000
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    >A month or two ago, bring up an episode of MLP on demand while not telling my 13 year old sister what it was.
    >She hears the theme and flips, turn it off.
    >I tease her about it ever since.

    >Last night a friend of hers stayed the night
    >I teased at them, asking if they were going to stay up all night and watch My Little Pony
    >Her friend goes OMG YES
    >They do
    >They find Swarm of the Century, Winter Wrap Up and Cutie Mark Crusaders on demand

    >Ask my sister about it
    >She likes everything but the opening theme
    >Apple Bloom is her favorite
    >Reveal to her that I've seen every episode
    >Manage to get her to promise not to tell dad or Youth Pastor, both of whom would tease me over it.
    >Promise to show her where she can find the rest on youtube
    >mfw

    Feeling pretty slick right now.
    >> Graham Kraker 04/17/11(Sun)23:57 No.25211011
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    >> ROOGNA, Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiosly Long-MANED !!qOjSZR79yv2 04/17/11(Sun)23:57 No.25211018
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    >>25210945
    Oh god why have I not seen this before and why do I love it so much and where has squeak been anyway and oh god I need to lay off the dr pepper.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:58 No.25211032
    >>25210994
    Not often but I did my daily run to it today. It was good.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:58 No.25211037
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    >>25211000
    And triples make it all complete
    >> Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 04/17/11(Sun)23:58 No.25211040
    >>25211000

    Damn, that must feel good bro!
    >> Pony !rbronyR.uo 04/17/11(Sun)23:58 No.25211045
    >>25210994
    got a link?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:58 No.25211052
    >>25211000
    >Youth Pastor
    WTF man?
    >> Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown !!1Ci4x9DcklX 04/17/11(Sun)23:58 No.25211058
    >>25211018
    writing an oc fic
    >> !TEFoxWNrbU 04/17/11(Sun)23:58 No.25211059
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    I'm going to bed... fuck you guys. bunch of assholes. fuck spoil
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:59 No.25211062
    >>25211000
    You should tell your Youth Pastor for shits and giggles.
    >> Pony !rbronyR.uo 04/17/11(Sun)23:59 No.25211065
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40dng3GV5Io
    >> Anonymous 04/17/11(Sun)23:59 No.25211072
    >>25211052

    Explains a lot, actually.
    >> Nathan !!eFuOgyMIEPo 04/17/11(Sun)23:59 No.25211079
    >>25211040
    Damn right it did.

    Almost let it slip to my parents and older brother over dinner that I watched the show when I started to correct her on Apple Bloom's name (called her Apple Bottom), but managed to catch myself. Made the full reveal when I got home.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:00 No.25211090
    >>25211059
    Celestia: NOW SLAP HIM AROUND A BIT!
    >> /co/mmander jesus, product of pinecones 04/18/11(Mon)00:00 No.25211092
    >>25211059
    Love you too
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:00 No.25211099
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    Is a pony not entitled to sweat of his own flanks?
    No, says mayor of Ponyville, it belongs to the needy!
    No, says Celestia, it belongs to your friends!
    No, says Nightmare Moon, it belongs to me!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:00 No.25211100
    >>25211059
    I thought they were fighting until I looked closer.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:00 No.25211106
    >>25211058

    The one where he kills off Ragingsemi?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:00 No.25211114
    Why do you think there are regular dogs, like Applejack's pet, and anthropomorphic ones like the Diamond Dogs? They used to be a race of talking animals not unlike the ponies. After a fierce battle over territory, and Celestia's paranoia that the dogs would try to overtake her throne, the dogs fled to the underground, and those left behind served as slaves for centuries until they eventually de-evolved into tiny, speechless pets.

    And why do the Diamond Dogs harvest diamonds? Perhaps it's a key component in defeating Celestia...

    Also explains why they hate ponies.
    >> /co/mmander jesus, product of pinecones 04/18/11(Mon)00:01 No.25211124
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    You know what I want to see? A Brian Peppers pony.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:01 No.25211125
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    >>25210942

    Has a hub logo, but here.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:01 No.25211128
    >>25211059
    HOLY SHIT Celestia has a quest for me!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:02 No.25211145
    >>25211045
    It's free to DL.

    http://odysseymusic.bandcamp.com/album/super-ponybeat-vol-1
    >> Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown !!1Ci4x9DcklX 04/18/11(Mon)00:02 No.25211147
    >>25211106
    yup
    can't wait to see what he does to me
    >> Nathan !!eFuOgyMIEPo 04/18/11(Mon)00:02 No.25211164
    >>25211052
    Since he grew up in a smaller town and is a bit of a jock, he can be kind of a jerk sometimes without realizing. Even being out of the Youth Group for a couple years, I would never let it get to him that I watch ponies. My Dad volunteers for the youth and they are pretty good friends so I still see him a lot.

    >>25211062
    hahaha no.
    >> /co/mmander jesus, product of pinecones 04/18/11(Mon)00:02 No.25211168
    >>25211147
    >>25211106
    wat
    >> Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 04/18/11(Mon)00:03 No.25211185
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    Question time!

    The mane 6 must pick dates for the Gala

    Easy mode: Who do they pick?
    Hard mode: Who do they pick, straight couples only!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:04 No.25211200
    >>25211168

    inorite?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:04 No.25211202
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    >>25210835
    It'd be this
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:04 No.25211205
    >>25211185
    Me.
    They all go with me.
    >> /co/mmander jesus, product of pinecones 04/18/11(Mon)00:05 No.25211224
    >>25211185
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YodrEDCCnFE
    >> Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown !!1Ci4x9DcklX 04/18/11(Mon)00:06 No.25211262
    >>25211168
    it's a murder mystery
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:06 No.25211264
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    >>25211185
    Pinkie takes Pokey. Easy.
    Applejack pretends like she can't find anyone and is "embarrassed" about having to take her brother.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:06 No.25211271
    >>25211059

    Had to be a wolf, didn't it.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:06 No.25211274
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    >>25211224
    oh god
    fuck you man
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:07 No.25211287
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    >>25211185

    >The mane 6 must pick dates for the Gala. Easy mode: Who do they pick?

    Oh that's simple, Twilight's taking Trix-

    >Hard mode: Who do they pick, straight couples only!

    I'm not playing anymore.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:07 No.25211288
    >>25211202
    those are really good human adaptations of the dresses
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:07 No.25211295
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    >>25211224
    There goes my sanity
    >> /co/mmander jesus, product of pinecones 04/18/11(Mon)00:07 No.25211296
    >>25211262
    A murder mystery with tripfags? Sounds...exciting...I guess
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:08 No.25211304
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    Well, I'ma go watch Stargate: Universe. But first, has Tanman done any requests now that he has his tab?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:08 No.25211306
    >>25211288
    I must agree, Che looks great in that dress.
    >> Pony !rbronyR.uo 04/18/11(Mon)00:08 No.25211310
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    >>25211185
    I know who Rarity is taking
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:08 No.25211317
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    >>25208841
    Foul bringer of the sun. Banished our whole kingdom to the void for a few black sheep in the mix. But we have been patient in the void. Soon we shall return. Tambelon shall once more take its place in the waking world, and tear the down the walls of Canterlot.

    Enjoy your reign while it lasts, Celestia, for soon it shall be YOU who is Bah-bah-baaAAAAnished!!!
    >> Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 04/18/11(Mon)00:09 No.25211327
    >>25211224

    Remember that dumb paralyzer from Iron Man? That's what that song did to me.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:09 No.25211332
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    >>25211185
    >Implying there are six named male ponies.
    >> Pony !rbronyR.uo 04/18/11(Mon)00:10 No.25211350
    >>25211304
    I just teared up

    why would you DO that to derpy?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:10 No.25211360
    >>25211271
    Wolficorn

    That's just stupid
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:10 No.25211365
    >>25211304
    That's some long distance mail...
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:10 No.25211372
    >>25211332
    Big Mac, Caramel, Mr. Breezy, Mr. Cake, Hoity Toity, Braeburn, Red Delicious, and Golden Delicious.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:11 No.25211383
    >>25211372
    Snips and Snails
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:12 No.25211391
    >>25211332
    big mac
    caramel
    snips
    snails
    hoity toity
    uncle orange (good enough)
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:12 No.25211404
    >>25211332
    I don't know about them being dates, but:

    Snips
    Snails
    Big Mac
    Dr. Whooves
    Him
    That one who runs Sugarcube Corner (can't think right now)
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:12 No.25211411
    >>25211306
    wow i mispost at least once every time i participate in a thread...i think ill stick to post pictures with no text
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:12 No.25211413
    >>25211310
    That actually makes sense. She has a date so she doesn't embarrass herself turning up alone, but he has absolutely no interest in women so she's free to hit on all the handsome, rich noblestallions attending.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:12 No.25211420
    >>25211372
    Don't forget Snips & Snails
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:13 No.25211427
    >>25211372
    Also Sheriff Silver Star.
    >> Gloomy Oversoul 04/18/11(Mon)00:13 No.25211431
    >>25211264
    Dat Story.
    D'awwwwwwwww.
    >> Nathan !!eFuOgyMIEPo 04/18/11(Mon)00:14 No.25211454
    >>25211350
    Trust me, she's been through MUCH worse.

    http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-death-of-mail-pony.html
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:14 No.25211455
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    question: should i include the possible shadow with the lines or just trace around and erase the shadows when i'm cleaning the pic?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:14 No.25211459
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    >>25211372
    >>25211383
    >>25211391

    Despite we have a rather decent male line-up, people keep insisting on shipping Big Mac with everything. What's so appealing about the redneck southern pony who barely has any lines in the show?
    >> Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown !!1Ci4x9DcklX 04/18/11(Mon)00:14 No.25211462
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    >>25211185
    from left to right
    Whoof
    Silver Star
    Carmel(candy)
    Big mac
    Tennis Pony
    All three jock Pegasus
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:14 No.25211470
    >>25211304
    If there's one thing this show has taught me, it's to NEVER FUCK WITH A MALFUNCTIONING WORMHOLE.
    >> Graham Kraker 04/18/11(Mon)00:15 No.25211478
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    Ok guys let's try straight shipping:

    >must not break canon.
    >no interspecies relations.
    >characters must have spoken to each other at least once.
    >no incest relations.
    >no rule 63 relations.

    This might just be impossible...
    Prove me wrong.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:15 No.25211495
    >>25211459
    I KNOW
    we even have enough to start shipping them together!

    like Caramel and Braeburn
    >> SlyWit !tedl177Zx2 04/18/11(Mon)00:15 No.25211496
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    >>25211459
    >What's so appealing about the redneck southern pony who barely has any lines in the show?
    I'm just going to leave this here and see where it goes.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:17 No.25211539
    >>25211459
    Because all the others have said even less and Snips and Snails are drooling retards.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:17 No.25211541
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    >>25211496
    Dude...
    That has to hurt his thumbs like crazy.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:17 No.25211549
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    >>25211125
    Thank you very much
    >results

    Not the best of shirts but I just had a random idea I wanted to get out.
    >> burntFuselage !gn3CQCJSIU 04/18/11(Mon)00:18 No.25211557
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    >>25210877
    Colored another nega-pony. This one was surprisingly easy. Here's Monochrome Stills in her natural habitat.

    Crap, forgot the image. That pony can't be anywheres on time.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:18 No.25211567
    >>25211459
    >What's so appealing about the redneck southern pony who barely has any lines in the show?

    1) Southern =/= redneck.

    2) "Barely has any lines" is not a strong criticism when half the other males listed have even fewer (Mr. Breezy and Caramel didn't speak at all).

    3) He's just cool. He's got the whole gentle giant thing going on which I like.
    >> Pony !rbronyR.uo 04/18/11(Mon)00:19 No.25211577
    >>25211454
    Nobody knows what happens beyond the event horizon, so you can't say that with certainty
    >> Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 04/18/11(Mon)00:19 No.25211582
    >>25211478
    >>25211185

    Alright then, lets try this
    Twilight Dr. Whooves
    Pinkie Pie Pokey
    Rainbow DashRoyal Guard
    Fluttershy Big Mac
    Rarity Him
    Applejack Shit, this is harder than I though
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:19 No.25211591
    >>25211567
    >southern =/= redneck

    THANK YOU.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:19 No.25211596
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    >>25211478
    Its like you want them all to be dateless.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:21 No.25211635
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    >>25211478
    >> Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown !!1Ci4x9DcklX 04/18/11(Mon)00:21 No.25211637
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    >>25211459
    what little i saw from Applebuck Season was enough for me to find him appealing
    a calm, even handed pony loaded with practical wisdom
    probably gives good hugs
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:21 No.25211640
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    >>25211591
    The Apple family are clearly Texan.
    >> Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 04/18/11(Mon)00:22 No.25211664
    >>25211640

    Yes, they are texans who aren't from texas.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:22 No.25211668
    >>25211478
    Mr. Cake's in luck. He's spoken with Pinkie and Applejack.

    Hoity Toity spoke to Rarity.

    Caramel was acknowledged by AJ, but he didn't say anything back to her. Does that still count as speaking?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:22 No.25211670
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    >>25211372
    >Big Mac, Caramel, Mr. Breezy, Mr. Cake, Hoity Toity, Braeburn, Red Delicious, and Golden Delicious.

    Well four of those are related to Apple Jack and Mr Cake is already married, so that would leave Caramel, Mr. Breezy or Hoity Toity,

    >Red Delicious

    Red Dead Delicious?
    >> Pony !rbronyR.uo 04/18/11(Mon)00:22 No.25211673
    >>25211478
    You can't deny Rarity taking Steven Magnet. With her tail as his moustache, he's technically part pony.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:22 No.25211684
    >>25211640
    I'm from Texas. I'm not redneck.

    And if they ARE from Texas, it'd be East Texas.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:23 No.25211708
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    >>25211664
    Well now they live in Pony Pennsylvania so...
    >> Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown !!1Ci4x9DcklX 04/18/11(Mon)00:24 No.25211716
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    >>25211640
    point still stands
    not all of us southerns are rednecks
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:25 No.25211742
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    >mfw this
    >I cannot post my face.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:25 No.25211748
    >>25211567
    > He's got the whole gentle giant thing going on which I like.

    So, like a prog rock vibe?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:25 No.25211752
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    People don't give Princess Celestia enough credit, making her out to be some petty dictator. The last episode explained quite a bit about her and the mane cast origins.

    Princess Celestia was able to cast a spell that imprisoned Nightmare Moon and allowed her to rule for 1000 years. The problem with that spell is that it allows Nightmare Moon rule for the next 1000 years, and this was something she couldn't allow.

    Centuries of research revealed a loophole in which the Elements of Harmony could unite Nightmare Moon's spirit with Princess Celestia's, unifying the mantle of leadership under her rule. Unfortunately for her the Elements of Harmony cannot simply be wielded by just any creature and each must be activated by its avatar.

    Princess Celestia set to work manipulating equine genetics, breeding the perfect traits needed for each element. At the right time she would produce the trigger event to activate these latent genetic codes. This activation would propel them into adulthood as the appropriate champions, bonding them together in friendship forever.

    The Summer Sun Celebration provided the perfect opportunity. Princess Celestia manipulated atmosphere so that Rainbow Dash could produce a sonic rainboom, which was normally beyond her capabilities. Combined with her careful manipulation of the sun it ensured the colorful flash would be seen by every single pony on the planet.

    The only remaining details were in keeping Twilight Sparkle close and tutoring her in case her magic went out of control again, and ensuring that the ponies met each other at the correct time to establish the all-important friendship bond.

    The Princess isn't malevolent, but she is pretty-much all powerful in the MLP universe making any coup attempt completely ineffective.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:26 No.25211759
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    >>25210942
    Biggest I got.
    >> :DF: 04/18/11(Mon)00:26 No.25211765
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    we really need some kind of dramatic fight scene
    with something like this as the music
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0p07qajeP0

    is that too much to ask, hasbro?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:26 No.25211768
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    >>25211637

    >loaded with practical wisdom

    "Loaded"? He told his mildly dense sister she couldn't harvest a whole field alone. Holy dicks, that sure is a genius observation. Claims like yours just reinforce how much pure fanwank surrounds Big Macintosh. He has nothing to stand on by himself.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:27 No.25211776
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    >Have there been Coup attempts against Celestia?

    The rule of the god-pony Celestia has been marked by occasional unrest. All ponies who speak out against or openly oppose Celestia are taken to 'Reeducation' where they are tortured, lobotomized, and released back into the general population as a warning against other would be dissidents.

    Image related
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:27 No.25211787
    >>25211670
    I'd play it 9 times.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:27 No.25211788
    Braeburn > nameless background ponies > Big Mac
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:27 No.25211795
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    >>25211637
    That's not all hes loaded with.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:27 No.25211796
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    >>25211768
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:27 No.25211798
    >>25211768
    Well considering shipping IS fanwank why is this a problem?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:27 No.25211799
    >>25211765
    Wait til we actually have a villain again.
    >> NotOP 04/18/11(Mon)00:28 No.25211805
    Streaming the new ep / whatever gets requested. Get in if you want in.

    http://www.livestream.com/mlpandsuch
    http://www.livestream.com/mlpandsuch
    >> Pony !rbronyR.uo 04/18/11(Mon)00:28 No.25211809
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    >>25211541
    >> alexace 04/18/11(Mon)00:28 No.25211810
    Twilight- Dr. Whoof
    Rainbow Dash- Big Mac
    Fluttershy- Braeburn
    Rarity- Steven Magnet (just an excuse because she wants to bang the prince)
    Pinkie- Pokey
    Applejack- AWW SHIT FUCK I DUNNO
    >> Graham Kraker 04/18/11(Mon)00:29 No.25211823
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    >>25211765
    Oh you mean like this?
    >> Anonycat 04/18/11(Mon)00:29 No.25211824
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    Let me get this straight.

    Ponys use gold coins as their currency. The name of said currency is "Bits"
    Ponys doesn't have hands, so they handle their money by grabbing it with their teeth whenever they have to pay for something they bought.
    In other words, whenever it comes about money, Ponies pay through their teeth and are chomping at the Bits.

    Clever, Mrs. Faust. You get the Carlos Seal Of Approval.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:29 No.25211828
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    >>25211787
    I believe in you, poorly drawn Strong Bad
    >> :DF: 04/18/11(Mon)00:29 No.25211832
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    >>25211549
    the idea behind that is cool
    but having a straight up screenshot on the front and basic lettering on the back is kind bleh
    we need a professional photoshop brony to whip something up that isn't quite as revealing as to ponies.
    >> Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown !!1Ci4x9DcklX 04/18/11(Mon)00:29 No.25211841
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    >>25211768
    well, maybe they should give him more screen time, damnit
    and i meant to delete loaded
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:29 No.25211845
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    >>25211795
    They grow up so fast...
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:29 No.25211848
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    >>25211637
    >Strongest pony of them all
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:31 No.25211872
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    >>25211582
    >>25211810
    >mfw people can't find a replacement ship for AppleMac

    And that's why it's going to be fanon forever. There is no suitable substitute.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:31 No.25211873
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    >>25211582
    >Rainbow Dash:Royal Guard

    Dash can't go on a date with the Guard, he's already dating THE LAW![/SPOILER]
    >> Nathan !!eFuOgyMIEPo 04/18/11(Mon)00:31 No.25211874
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    I still say the best part of last episode was Twilight's magic going out of control.

    So much fic fuel...
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:31 No.25211881
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    >>25211809
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:31 No.25211885
    >>25211823
    No, that's more deserving of something like this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ0KilHkxFk

    I think a turn-based MLP game would work out pretty well
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:32 No.25211894
    >>25211874
    It was like some Avatar shizzle.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:32 No.25211899
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    >>25211881
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:32 No.25211910
    >>25211317
    What the hell is that thing? Some OC character?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:32 No.25211916
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    So I'm watching [adult swim], and I just saw a bump that said something about napping ponies, and then there was just another like a few seconds ago about the "neighborhood zebra watch."

    Very strange.
    >> :DF: 04/18/11(Mon)00:33 No.25211922
    >>25211823
    >FACEFULL OF PONY RUMP
    not really
    but yeah, tirac could return
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzi9EgQAXuY
    >> Nathan !!eFuOgyMIEPo 04/18/11(Mon)00:33 No.25211926
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    >>25211894
    I got more of an Akira or Dark Phoenix vibe.

    But Avatar State works too.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:33 No.25211939
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    >>25211776
    Why would you write that??
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:34 No.25211945
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    >>25211922
    > tirac could return
    >He still rants about endless night.
    >> :DF: 04/18/11(Mon)00:34 No.25211963
    >>25211874
    not everything needs a fanfiction, you know....
    >> Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown !!1Ci4x9DcklX 04/18/11(Mon)00:35 No.25211971
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    >>25211799
    >>25211765
    i want this guy with his original voice actor Victor Caroli
    >> /сo/smоиаut реtrо/v/ 04/18/11(Mon)00:35 No.25211975
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    >send block pony a story 7 hours ago
    >get reply from him 3 hours later
    >story forwarded to 'pre readers'
    >still no word as of now

    what the heck is this? is this a new thing?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:35 No.25211979
    >>25211824

    Never thought of it like that, but I think you're stretching that a bit far.

    I don't think that's intentional.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:36 No.25212004
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    >> Pony !rbronyR.uo 04/18/11(Mon)00:37 No.25212012
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    I just opened up episode 2 again

    this show really IS TTGL for american girls
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:37 No.25212013
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    >>25211916
    you mean this?

    this is what's great about having a TV capture card
    >> /co/mmander jesus, product of pinecones 04/18/11(Mon)00:38 No.25212029
    >>25211975
    You're the second person I've seen call blog pony block pony. Is it a typo or is that his new name, or are you talking about someone else?
    >> Graham Kraker 04/18/11(Mon)00:38 No.25212032
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    >>25211963
    And that why I don't read fanfic very often.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:38 No.25212043
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    >>25211776
    Oh god why!?!?!
    >> Gilda's Fury !kmfdmRX7.c 04/18/11(Mon)00:38 No.25212044
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    The last supper!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:39 No.25212051
    >>25212013
    I was wondering if anyone was going to notice that

    I shudder to think what's going to come of this
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:39 No.25212055
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    >>25211824

    >mfw I realise this.
    >> Pony !rbronyR.uo 04/18/11(Mon)00:39 No.25212058
    >>25211881
    haha YES, now if only I could get it without the caption.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:39 No.25212062
    >>25212012
    It's more like your typical magical girl anime, at least that particular chapter.

    Speaking of:

    Madoka - Twilight Sparkle
    Mami - Fluttershy
    Sayaka - Rainbow Dash
    Kyouko - ?????
    Homura - ?????
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:39 No.25212063
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    "Coup attempts against Celestia" DON'T MIND IF I DO!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:40 No.25212070
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    >>25212043
    Some of them remember the torture.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:40 No.25212074
    >>25211916
    Fuck adultswim.

    My brother interned there. Bunch of fucking assholes, who think they are better than everyone else. They believe that they are the cultural defenders of the internet. That's the best way I can describe it.

    Long story short. AS=CN's hipster arm.
    >> ROOGNA, Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiosly Long-MANED !!qOjSZR79yv2 04/18/11(Mon)00:40 No.25212076
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    >>25212044
    >> :DF: 04/18/11(Mon)00:40 No.25212079
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    >>25211975
    he has to read a shit ton of stuff every day
    a lot of it from DA or something
    he got some pre-readers to screen through most of the stuff and so he doesn't die from over-reading.
    cut him some slack
    >> /сo/smоиаut реtrо/v/ 04/18/11(Mon)00:40 No.25212086
    >>25212029

    He's always represented himself as a cube in those comics madamx draws so, block pony.

    I'm not typing out his overdrawn cube thing everytime i tell ya that.
    >> Lucid !0oSwOEGDeI 04/18/11(Mon)00:40 No.25212096
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    >>25211975
    At least Seth replied to you.

    I sent him an e-mail for a tag and summary update and he never changed it... 4 days ago.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:41 No.25212102
    >>25212044
    One of you will betray Filaminia...
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:41 No.25212103
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    >>25212051
    >AS april fools day 2012
    >6 hour pony marathon
    yes
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:42 No.25212112
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    >>25212013

    That is EXACTLY what I was talking about.

    The other one was "William's Street: home of the napping ponies" or some shit like that.

    Seriously this shit has me a little on edge. Do they... do they know?!
    >> /co/mmander jesus, product of pinecones 04/18/11(Mon)00:42 No.25212115
    >>25212086
    I usually call him blog brony. Or dildo, asshole, faggot or anything of the sort. He ignores my stuff, I mad.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:42 No.25212118
    >>25211975
    If you're not an established author on the site, Seth either reads your fic or sends it to one of his friends who reads it for approval to go on the site.

    He has to do this because the one time a troll fic accidentally got through, he caught hell for it.
    >> Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 04/18/11(Mon)00:42 No.25212119
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    Celestia had no idea the power the weapon possessed. She thought it would destroy her enemies, she was wrong. It destroyed everything for miles. Enemy and civilian alike, it eradicated every trace of life. Expanding in all directions, none could survive the intense blast. Spreading toxic radioactive particles throughout the area, it sterilized the ground, ensuring that nothing would grow, nothing would even approach there for years.

    Celestia had hoped for a weapon that would end the war, instead she received a weapon that could end the world.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:42 No.25212121
    >>25212044
    but who would be Judas?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:43 No.25212143
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    Hey Bronies,

    I just watched the Game of Thrones premiere with friends, and while the book was better, I of course watched My Little Pony a little earlier today also... so I now want a picture of Twilight Sparkle reading A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin in her library, looking swept away and wistful. It is the scene where Daenarys has just ridden her wedding present (an awesome horse) for the first time. Spike could be sleeping on a stack of the rest of the books in the background.

    Twilight is saying "Tell Khal Drogo that he has given me the wind... wow...!"

    Maybe Daenarys would be riding a white mare that looked a lot like Celestia inside a thought bubble, I don't know. I'm just saying, for the future, I want this picture. Want it so.
    >> Gilda's Fury !kmfdmRX7.c 04/18/11(Mon)00:43 No.25212148
    >>25212044
    I just realized, there are even thirteen in the frame. Gotta be intentional.
    >> Nathan !!eFuOgyMIEPo 04/18/11(Mon)00:43 No.25212154
    >>25212032
    >>25211963
    But this scene SCREAMS for it.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:44 No.25212164
    >>25211832
    >>25211832
    >>25211832
    Hmm, I may have some ideas, but I'm not sure...
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:44 No.25212167
    >>25212119
    What's that from? Sounds awesome.
    >> Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown !!1Ci4x9DcklX 04/18/11(Mon)00:45 No.25212183
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    i'm hungry
    all i've today is popcorn and doughnuts
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:45 No.25212185
    >>25212112
    They were making cracks at the new Thundercats, I don't see why not
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:45 No.25212187
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    >>25212103

    Six hour G3.5 pony marathon.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:46 No.25212202
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    Some guy requested this last thread and madmax just posted it to fimchan.
    >> Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 04/18/11(Mon)00:46 No.25212209
    >>25212167

    It came from my mind.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:46 No.25212216
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    >>25211776
    Regular ponyfolk refer to these poor souls as 'Derpys'. Most ponies just try to ignore them, though a few try to help by offering them simple jobs like mail delivery.
    >> Gilda's Fury !kmfdmRX7.c 04/18/11(Mon)00:47 No.25212225
    >>25212121
    Based on position, Twilight Sparkle... Oh my.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:47 No.25212226
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    >>25212187
    Six hour fiesta
    >> /сo/smоиаut реtrо/v/ 04/18/11(Mon)00:47 No.25212227
    >>25212118

    >troll fic

    I don't recall that happening
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:47 No.25212230
    >>25212202

    Oh shit I lol'd.

    Also

    >Celestia with freckles

    ALL OF MY HNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHH
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:47 No.25212235
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    >>25212183
    Allow me to check how much I care.
    >> *Squeak* !JuTj8x9Yww 04/18/11(Mon)00:47 No.25212237
    There's a new chapter of Traveler out if any0ony here follows it:

    Out of the Shadows.
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1admcNh5-V4K_s-lyNIvK48Ge25e_F8hHf3vcrdKoMf4/edit?hl=en&pli=1
    #

    So, what's the next new episode of ponies?
    >> /co/mmander jesus, product of pinecones 04/18/11(Mon)00:48 No.25212247
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    Night Yall
    >> /сo/smоиаut реtrо/v/ 04/18/11(Mon)00:48 No.25212251
    >>25212247

    Night-O
    >> Lucid !0oSwOEGDeI 04/18/11(Mon)00:48 No.25212255
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    >>25212202
    I can't keep myself from laughing. I'm gonna go to hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:49 No.25212260
    >>25212202

    Damn, madmax is able to create such freaking cute ponies
    >> Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown !!1Ci4x9DcklX 04/18/11(Mon)00:49 No.25212262
    >>25212202
    i love you, max
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:49 No.25212264
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    I've just finished editing chapter 9 of The Truth About "Pokey" Pierce. If any of you are interested in having a look, the google docs address is:

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1utrOvj361zAAkRaRFkFgnKCQc2iIw6H_yibiTVIdV8s/edit?hl=en

    There's also an Epilogue:

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nVKN-Vd69Ib9rAYzw_8tg_7cnh3nyf4DDUg_O9hykcc/edit?hl=en

    Critisisms/comments/grammar corrections are gleefully accepted.

    If you haven't been reading these, or if you need to refresh yourself on what happened in the last 8 chapters, they're all posted on EqD:

    http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/truth-about-pokey-pierce.html

    Also, this is the end of this story. Thank you all for reading, you who have been reading. You who haven't, feel free to jump in now that you're sure this story won't get abandoned!

    One last note: yes, I know, the latest episode blows large portions of my story all to hell. I thought about trying to rewrite the middle chapters to bring them in line with Pinkie's story, but I've elected to let the story stand as written. Imagine it's in an alternate continuity, if you like. Or maybe Pinkie's just playing mind games with the CMC. Who knows, it's Pinkie.
    >> BraveSpark !HjPaiNTo3Y 04/18/11(Mon)00:49 No.25212269
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    >>25212183
    I tried to make a fruit pizza for breakfast but it tasted like woody ass
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:49 No.25212270
    >>25211874
    >>25212085
    twilight is gohan before proper training.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:50 No.25212283
    Posting this here video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEqXkBx4e3o
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:50 No.25212290
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    >>25212269
    >woody ass
    You like eating toy ass, son?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:50 No.25212291
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    >>25212269

    How do you know what my ass tastes like?
    >> Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown !!1Ci4x9DcklX 04/18/11(Mon)00:51 No.25212299
    >>25212235
    just something to say while posting that great pic
    >> Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 04/18/11(Mon)00:51 No.25212306
    >>25212290
    >>25212291

    Woodymind.
    >> Pony !rbronyR.uo 04/18/11(Mon)00:51 No.25212313
    >>25212121
    I will be Judas.

    Because it has to be done by somepony
    >> /сo/smоиаut реtrо/v/ 04/18/11(Mon)00:52 No.25212323
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    >>25212306

    Get out of this thread woody
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:52 No.25212325
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    >>25212290
    >>25212291
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:52 No.25212328
    >>25212063
    damnit Starscream!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:53 No.25212347
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    >>25212323
    Woody!
    I'll be good!
    I swear!
    don't beat me...
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:53 No.25212358
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    >>25212323

    I'm Woody, he's Woody, she's Woody.

    WE'RE ALL WOODY.

    except Sprinkles, he's Buzz.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:54 No.25212367
    >>25212092
    >Read it.
    Why would you want to get emotionally invested in something so terrible?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:54 No.25212378
    >>25212358
    I'M WOODY, HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY
    >> BraveSpark !HjPaiNTo3Y 04/18/11(Mon)00:55 No.25212390
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    >>25212358
    wait....so I tasted my own ass?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:55 No.25212391
    >>25212378
    >>25212358
    THERES A SNAKE IN MY BOOT!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:55 No.25212392
    What does the Latin in the OP mean? I'm getting "You horses have lives," but my experience with the language is cheering when Russel Crowe killed Joaquim Phoenix in Gladiator.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:55 No.25212398
    >>25212237

    Hey Squeak

    I've never really bothered with reading the fanfiction, but I've got some freetime on my hands and you're a prolific writefriend so I may as well start with you

    Where can I find all of your stuff?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:55 No.25212400
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    There needs to be more Luna dressed like Godot. It's awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:55 No.25212407
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    >>25212378
    Oh no...
    Its rape time again isn't it?
    >> Graham Kraker 04/18/11(Mon)00:56 No.25212414
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    >>25212269
    Oh god I laughed harder than I should have
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:56 No.25212421
    >>25212227
    A couple of months ago, someone submitted a fanfic which basically consists of all the other MLP fanfic authors getting brutally murdered. Seth only skimmed the beginning of the story and checked for clopfic keywords (which he was doing with every story back then, as he was getting like a dozen submissions a day and couldn't keep up) and when he found none, he put it up.

    That was a mistake, and a lot of bronies got pissed off. Seth took the fic down and asked for volunteers to serve as "pre-readers," so every fic would get read and approved before being put on the site.

    The criteria for approval is basically "no porn, no trolling, story has to be at least somewhat coherent and not look like it was written by a 10 year old."

    Depending on how many fics were submitted that day, it can take between 24-48 hours for a fic to get posted. Once you've submitted a few stories, though, you get to skip the whole process.
    >> I'll take the case! Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:56 No.25212422
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    >>25212164
    >>25211832
    >>25211549
    I like this idea, and I'm going to try and whip something up for you guys.

    Gimme some time though, I'm incredibly slow at making vectors.
    >> Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown !!1Ci4x9DcklX 04/18/11(Mon)00:57 No.25212433
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    >>25212270
    you mean someone who gets powerful enough to hold her own but still gets over shadowed my their predecessor and is never given a chance to shine because said first guy is way more powerful and still the hero and main character
    i never liked gohan
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:57 No.25212438
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    >>25212290
    >You like eating toy ass, son?
    i hate to admit but i have tasted my pinkie toys ass
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:58 No.25212451
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    >>25212438
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:58 No.25212453
    >>25212421 no porn, no trolling

    It looks like he also doesn't accept Scootabuse stories.

    Good for him.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:58 No.25212455
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    Meanwhile, in Trollestia's realm.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:58 No.25212456
    >>25212347
    Scootaloo hide behind Starscream! he'll save you!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:58 No.25212458
    >>25212264

    >Total wordcount: 23,829

    A novel is traditionally defined as a fictional story of over 50,000 words. This fandom has now produced half of a novel about a character who has one scene, in one episode, and no line.

    I don't know whether to be proud or scared.
    >> *Squeak* !JuTj8x9Yww 04/18/11(Mon)00:58 No.25212462
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    >>25212398

    Evening anon!

    Thank you! Well, if you wanted to read my stuff you can find all of it here:

    http://www.equestriadaily.com/search/label/Author%3A%20Squeak

    Equinox is a pretty good short fic if you need something quick.

    If you do read them enjoy! Tell me what you think!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:58 No.25212470
    >>25212433
    They tried to push Gohan as a replacement protagonist but fans still had a huge hardon for his dad so he got relegated to a permanent side role and became epically retarded.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:59 No.25212473
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    >>25212438
    >> Lucid !0oSwOEGDeI 04/18/11(Mon)00:59 No.25212482
    >>25212421
    Is there source for it somewhere? That sounds quite rageworthy, and I can use a good laugh...
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:59 No.25212489
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    >>25212119
    >> Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown !!1Ci4x9DcklX 04/18/11(Mon)00:59 No.25212492
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    >>25212421
    man, never got to read that
    i wanna see how i die
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)00:59 No.25212494
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    >> /сo/smоиаut реtrо/v/ 04/18/11(Mon)01:00 No.25212510
    >>25212453

    Really? None at all? Even if other people read them and liked one and thought it was good?
    >> Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 04/18/11(Mon)01:00 No.25212514
    >>25212458

    My current theory is that fandoms mimic the structure of religious organizations. We have the devotion, the source material, and the endless fountain of shit to go with it
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:00 No.25212517
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    >>25212451

    oh fuck I'm hyperventilating over here.

    that was some funny ass shit.
    >> Pony !rbronyR.uo 04/18/11(Mon)01:01 No.25212525
    >>25212400
    Do you mean Godot?
    or Goudot?
    or Godough?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:01 No.25212528
    >>25212482
    >>25212492

    I don't have it saved or anything, but trust me, it wasn't really that lulzworthy. It was kind of slow and badly written, so it wasn't even like it was funny or anything.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:01 No.25212537
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    >>25212438
    Don't stop.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:01 No.25212544
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    >>25212438
    Oh fuck. My pinkie pie toy is sitting right on my desk. It's within reach. It's ass is beckoning. HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:02 No.25212559
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    >>25212438
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:02 No.25212562
    >>25212528
    I guess someone has to rewrite it so it's a fucking lulz fest.
    These writefags deserve to be killed in hilariously gorific ways.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:02 No.25212565
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    >>25211776
    >>25212216

    This is one of the worst things I've ever read. You're a horrible person.
    >> :DF: 04/18/11(Mon)01:02 No.25212575
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    >>25212422
    make it very symbol based, and i'd say to avoid even having a pony visible on it but that's just me

    also don't use that "Spraypaint drip" effect i keep seeing these days, it looks silly
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:02 No.25212577
    >>25212433
    To be fair, the real reason Gohan never got to be the main guy was because the fans kept demanding Goku be kept in the spotlight.

    Goku was supposed to die at the end of the Freeza saga, and Gohan would take over. Fans bitched, so Toriyama brought back Goku.

    At the end of the Cell Saga, Gohan is the one who kills the big bad, and Goku does die and even refuses resurrection. He got to be the main character for all of two months before fans began bitching again and Toriyama had to shoehorn Goku back into the plot.

    It annoyed him so much that when he did Dragon Ball Kai, he removed the entire Buu arc and ended the series with Cell, so it did end with Goku dead and Gohan becoming Earth's protector.

    Tl,Dr: Gohan can't catch a fucking break.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:02 No.25212579
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    >>25212494
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:03 No.25212582
    >>25212462

    Thanks
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:03 No.25212605
    >>25212367
    That story is total bullshit. If you were struck by lightning in midair nothing would happen since you aren't grounded
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:03 No.25212607
    >>25212544
    Just do and get it over with, you dirty bastard
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:03 No.25212609
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    >>25212544
    Lick me anon, lick me all over.
    I taste like cupcakes and rainbows.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:04 No.25212611
    >>25212544

    By not doing it. It tastes like plastic. All children who've ever had toys knows what plastic tastes like.
    >> :DF: 04/18/11(Mon)01:04 No.25212616
    >>25212458
    i have a 35,000 word epic on tap
    but that's a grand journey of the main cast
    >> Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 04/18/11(Mon)01:04 No.25212626
    >>25212494

    Wow, my theory was that she was so bad ass that she got Newton to suspend his first law of motion long enough for her to make a right angle turn.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:05 No.25212644
    >>25212611

    >six years old
    >MUST... LICK... EVERYTHING

    >teenager
    >toys are fucking stupid, I don't even want to play with them, why would I lick them what the fuck

    >adult
    >OH GOD I MUST LICK EVERYTHING AGAIN
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:05 No.25212649
    >>25212611
    So this has nothing to do with anything, but I now own two Pinkie plushies for some reason.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:05 No.25212651
    Hey are there any colour folk about?
    >> Nathan !!eFuOgyMIEPo 04/18/11(Mon)01:05 No.25212653
    >>25212528
    But do you remember how we all died?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:06 No.25212655
    >>25212494
    or, and I'm just guessing here, it's a fucking children's cartoon and it looked cool.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:06 No.25212656
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    >>25212609
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:06 No.25212660
    >>25212653
    You died to death.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:06 No.25212662
    >>25212605

    You wouldn't even get actually struck by lightning.

    You might be in its way, and you are more conductive than air generally, so it's possible to be 'struck' in a way mid-air by it passing though you on it's way to the ground/clouds.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:06 No.25212664
    >>25212626
    >If you're not going to obey the laws of the land, at lest obey the laws of physics.
    >> Graham Kraker 04/18/11(Mon)01:06 No.25212668
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    >>25212609
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:07 No.25212679
    >>25211185
    Pinky - Pokey

    Rainbow Dash - Hooks up with one of her old bullies

    Fluttery - Braeburn came up to help AJ sell apples at the event. Notices Fluttershy after observing her taking care of some rabbits somewhere. He falls for her, and approaches her. He stumbles over his own words, but Fluttershy gets the hint, and asks him to accompany her to the gala.

    Rarity - Is asked by Spike, but she politely turns him down. She ends up going alone to try to get with Celestia's nephew, which she succeeds in doing.

    Applejack - Goes alone. She only wanted to sell apples, after all. Celestia's nephew knows her from when she moved in with her high-class relatives. He had a crush on her, but never saw her again after she want back to the farm, until today. He spends the whole night blowing off Rarity to try to get with AJ. It's time for the final dance, he walks out with Rarity only to move towards AJ and ask her. She refuses, and Rarity denies him when he tries to come back. She apologizes to Spike afterwards, giving him a friendly kiss on the cheek.

    Twilight - Is freaking out, because all the books say she needs a date. She has Spike make a list of the best candidates for her, and she starts meeting them. All of them are awful, until she meets the last pony. He's perfect, and they get along great. The last dance is about to happen, and the two start to walk out. She notices Spike sadly watching everyone walk out, especially Rarity, and he leaves to garden. Twilight apologizes to her date, and follows Spike to have a dance with her long time friend. In the end, Twilight, Spike, and Rarity realize you only need your friends to be happy
    >> Nathan !!eFuOgyMIEPo 04/18/11(Mon)01:07 No.25212689
    >>25212660
    Ah shit, I knew it!
    >> Pony !rbronyR.uo 04/18/11(Mon)01:07 No.25212691
    >>25212458
    Be proud, son, it means we care about the smallest characters.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:07 No.25212692
    >>25212662
    Considering the bolt is as hot as the fucking sun, that still has to hurt a little.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:07 No.25212696
    >>25212544
    Stop that

    Only pony should lick pony
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:08 No.25212705
    >>25212482
    >>25212562

    It is on FF.net
    >> Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 04/18/11(Mon)01:08 No.25212713
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    >>25212664

    Fuck Newton's first law, I can make the vertical component of my speed go to zero instantly if I want!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:08 No.25212716
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    >>25212668
    >>25212656
    C'mon.
    It will be like a never ending party on your tongue.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:08 No.25212719
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    If you licked AJ, she'd probably taste like sweat and apples.

    And most of you are probably OK with that
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:09 No.25212725
    >>25212492
    it was basically, as described in the fic
    >a bunch of fat fangirls are sitting in an office writing ship fiction
    >applejack and twilight bust in
    >a couple of them start SQUEEEEing and say "i wonder if they're make out!? a dream come true!"
    >applejack goes apeshit and starts shooting everyone with apples
    >twilight is turning them into cacti

    that's it really
    >> Mr. Sparkles Fantastic 04/18/11(Mon)01:09 No.25212727
    >>25212692
    A lightning bolt is hotter than the surface of the sun, and contains enough power to run an entire city block for a good while. I would dare say you'd feel it.
    >> Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown !!1Ci4x9DcklX 04/18/11(Mon)01:09 No.25212728
    >>25212577
    >>25212470
    yeah, i remember reading that
    still, they never really made Gohan that interesting anyway
    that series when he was high school was kinda blah
    btw, my fave episode was Goku and Piccolo learning to drive
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:09 No.25212736
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    There was another zebra pump on [as] JUST NOW.

    Bunch of racists, all of them.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:09 No.25212743
    >>25212605

    >>It' magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.jpg

    I take it as it being a spell that was concealed in the lightning storm
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:09 No.25212744
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    >>25212696
    But if you lick a pony, you'll turn into a pony.
    >> Nathan !!eFuOgyMIEPo 04/18/11(Mon)01:10 No.25212748
    >>25212719
    No she would taste like cinnamon.

    Applejacks are notorious for never tasting like apples.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:10 No.25212750
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    >>25212719
    sweat, apples, and fresh powder, brah.
    >> ROOGNA, Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiosly Long-MANED !!qOjSZR79yv2 04/18/11(Mon)01:10 No.25212753
    >>25212716
    Stop it, now I want to lick MY pinkie toy's ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:10 No.25212758
    >>25212719
    I Googled to see if horses sweat. They do.

    And you're right.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:11 No.25212764
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    I get the feeling that licking Pinkie Pie is like licking certain species of frog, and would get you incredibly high.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:11 No.25212767
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    >>25212719

    I would be okay with the taste of sweat and apples.

    What I would not be okay with is the fact that I would be licking a fucking horse.
    >> Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 04/18/11(Mon)01:11 No.25212772
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    >>25212719
    Dashie is okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:11 No.25212773
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    >>25212713
    If Newton's third law applies to everything else, I wonder what the equal and opposite reaction would be to breaking the first law...
    >> Graham Kraker 04/18/11(Mon)01:11 No.25212776
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    >>25212716
    Sounds like a plan what time and place?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:11 No.25212784
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    >>25212400
    >> Pony !rbronyR.uo 04/18/11(Mon)01:12 No.25212792
    >>25212494
    so

    rainbow dash almost hit escape velocity? or did she exceed it? I'm a little confused.
    >> BraveSpark !HjPaiNTo3Y 04/18/11(Mon)01:12 No.25212795
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    >> Lucid !0oSwOEGDeI 04/18/11(Mon)01:12 No.25212797
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    >>25212725
    ooooh, THAT thing? I remember that! I read the first part and closed it cuz I was laughing so hard.
    >> Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 04/18/11(Mon)01:12 No.25212800
    >>25212773

    Newton's third law doesn't apply to other laws of physics. It applies to forces and moments.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:12 No.25212801
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    >>25212753
    Why not do it?
    No one will ever know.
    It will just be our little secret...
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:13 No.25212808
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    ANOTHER zebra bump.

    Seriously man I don't know if I'm looking too far into this or what.
    >> Mr. Sparkles Fantastic 04/18/11(Mon)01:13 No.25212813
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    >>25212744
    Get thee behind me, vile temptress. You shan't warp me into licking Fluttershy... I mean... shit.
    The point remains!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:13 No.25212817
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    >>25212609
    You mean like this?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:13 No.25212820
    >>25212758
    Of course they do. Haven't you ever heard of a horse lathering under the saddle? No?

    Actually, curious, how many of you dudes have ever ridden a horse? I worked in a stable for a few months as part of my riding lessons. I try not to associate that smell with My Little Pony, but I'm interested to know.
    >> Pony !rbronyR.uo 04/18/11(Mon)01:13 No.25212822
    >>25212605
    That's how The Flash was created, actually.
    >> Pony !rbronyR.uo 04/18/11(Mon)01:14 No.25212848
    >>25212820
    I've also worked with horses, but never rode one.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:15 No.25212856
    >>25212801

    But wait, if >>25212744 is true, I'm pretty sure everyone would notice.

    THAT'S YOUR PLAN ISN'T IT. YOU WANT US TO TURN OURSELVES INTO FREAKS.

    YOU WON'T TRICK ME, PINKIE PIE.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:15 No.25212857
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    >>25212813
    Oh, but I want you to lick me.
    It will make us both feel so much more comfortable and nice.
    >> /сo/smоиаut реtrо/v/ 04/18/11(Mon)01:15 No.25212861
    >>25212817

    Did you know...?

    Spike has an iron gut and can eat anything? While Pinkie Pie cannot?
    >> Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 04/18/11(Mon)01:15 No.25212862
    >>25212820

    I have ridden a horse once for an hour or so. The end.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:15 No.25212870
    >>25212800
    I know that, but it's funnier if you just say the laws of physics. Believe me, it's hard enough to find people that will laugh when I say that joke (or humorous string of words if you don't want to call it a joke).
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:15 No.25212877
    >>25212820
    I've ridden a horse before, but I know very little about them. It was pretty much "climb on, trot around for a while, climb off."

    I just know not every mammal sweats and I didn't know if horses did or not.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:15 No.25212878
    >>25212820

    I used to do it on vacations and stuff when I was younger. It's fun, but I haven't done it for a while.

    It's weird thinking that these ponies I love so much are supposed to be like horses.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:16 No.25212886
    >>25212820
    I've spent plenty of time around horses irl including riding, but I hate them. Real horses are very unpleasant creatures.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:16 No.25212889
    >>25212848
    Smart enough to use your own legs? Good for you. Although riding at a trot when you're a little girl DOES make your giney tickle...
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:16 No.25212895
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    poni lick poni
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:16 No.25212901
    >>25212820

    I was a Boy Scout and one of the merit badges I earned was something horse-related. Rode horses a few times when earning that badge.

    I would never want to lick a horse. They're all greasy and they smell awful. Eugh.
    >> Mr. Sparkles Fantastic 04/18/11(Mon)01:17 No.25212904
    >>25212820
    I know enough about horses that if you don't brush them down after a ride they can get saddle sores.
    >>25212822
    That was Barry Allen,right? He was holding some chemicals which reacted with the bolt, if I remember right.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:17 No.25212909
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    this thread is slowly losing points
    >> Graham Kraker 04/18/11(Mon)01:17 No.25212919
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    >>25212813
    I would lick fluttershy........ Maybe
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:17 No.25212920
    >>25212801
    I... I...
    >> Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 04/18/11(Mon)01:18 No.25212933
    >>25212877

    I could have sworn that every mammal does sweat, it's one of the defining properties of a mammal.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:18 No.25212936
    >>25212909

    I still say it needs +2 for things like new content that is good
    >> /сo/smоиаut реtrо/v/ 04/18/11(Mon)01:18 No.25212941
    >>25212909

    Is scootabuse REALLY extreme grimdark now?

    I don't believe in that macro anymore.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:18 No.25212947
    >>25212872
    I wonder if /toy/ ever has to deal with this shit
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:18 No.25212949
    >>25212933

    Dogs and cats are mammalian, neither have sweat glands.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:18 No.25212950
    >>25212847
    Tripfag move that marker or give it up to that one guy
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:18 No.25212955
    25212870
    And that idea kinda does apply to other things. If you rob a bank (action) and get caught, the sentence levied will be based on the severity of the crime (reaction). Or if you hurt someone's feelings, they're probably gonna do something to get even.

    But I digress. Ponies.
    >> Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown !!1Ci4x9DcklX 04/18/11(Mon)01:18 No.25212956
    >>25212605
    read the pinkie part and try to figure out the gas leak
    >> Lucid !0oSwOEGDeI 04/18/11(Mon)01:19 No.25212967
    >>25212820
    They smell like a fuckin barn if kept clean and managed well. Like hay mostly.

    My sister owns a pinto, and I drive her up to the place most of the time so I just chill cuz I have nothing else better to do. All of the horses up there know me so I kinda help her with feeding them and other shit. It's pretty cool, but I'd never ride one.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:19 No.25212972
    >>25212947
    Dude, it's /toy/
    They all drool over their goddamn dolls.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:19 No.25212979
    >>25212950

    No! It's about to 404! I almost have it!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:20 No.25212990
    >>25212949
    Sweat through the nose bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:20 No.25212996
    >>25212947
    hotglue
    >> Pony !rbronyR.uo 04/18/11(Mon)01:20 No.25213003
    >>25212889
    it's not that

    it's just that I PREFER to use my own legs. Always have. I suppose that's why my thighs look like I'm an olympic deadlifter. And that creeps me out about other people - how can their thigh muscles be so goddamn small?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:21 No.25213021
    >>25212973
    >>25212973
    New thread
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:21 No.25213027
    >>25212861
    Truly fascinating, Cosmopolitan you are one of those namefriends I enjoy the most.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:21 No.25213039
    >>25212990

    Thank you for proving that you know absolutely jack shit about canine and feline anatomy.
    >> Dr. White !!/zv2MTbpUH9 04/18/11(Mon)01:21 No.25213048
    >>25212949
    Well, I'll be damned. Apparently only primates and hooved animals sweat in a recognizable way. All other mammals tend to pant to cool off.
    >> Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown !!1Ci4x9DcklX 04/18/11(Mon)01:22 No.25213053
    at least no one jerking off on the dolls
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:22 No.25213064
    >>25212949

    All mammalian species have sweat glands. Mammaries are specialized sweat glands, and are the defining characteristic of mammals.

    There are a number of mammals, however, where the male lacks sweat glands.
    >> Mr. Sparkles Fantastic 04/18/11(Mon)01:22 No.25213068
    >>25213003
    Depending on where you are, it could be one of several things.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:22 No.25213069
    >>25213003
    Because people like to sit on their ass and drive everywhere. We're all lazy assholes. You're a minority.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:23 No.25213086
    >>25212727
    Lightning bolts are plasma, but they've been known to travel around people, leaving them unharmed.

    I have never been around horses and never heard of them sweating.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:23 No.25213087
    >>25212949
    dogs do have sweat glands retard
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:23 No.25213119
    >>25212967
    If it's not a country stable, they also smell like their food, by the way. You might not have known that. It generally has to be stored close by them so they smell like raw oats, which is... well, it wouldn't be a bad smell if it weren't strong.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:24 No.25213143
    >>25212979
    NO FUCK WHAT HAVE I DONE
    >> /сo/smоиаut реtrо/v/ 04/18/11(Mon)01:25 No.25213154
    >>25213130

    Where have you been all this time you nut?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:25 No.25213157
    >>25213143
    Blarg
    >>25213130
    >> Lucid !0oSwOEGDeI 04/18/11(Mon)01:25 No.25213173
    >>25213003
    Dude I teach Tae Kwon Do as a second job, and it's about 80% kicking. My legs are fucking jacked.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:25 No.25213174
    >>25212727

    In case you are curious, aircraft get hit by lighting bolts all of the time and nothing happens. Here's a video of one:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih_3qnMOMt8
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:26 No.25213185
    >>25212392
    I think its "You serve the horse of life"
    equus vitae is definitely the direct object in the sentence and means "horse of life"
    I am not sure what habeo means but serve is a decent guess, but it is in the imperative form meaning "You, do X"
    >> Tripfag McGee !NHqdxYQAec 04/18/11(Mon)01:27 No.25213212
    >>25213154
    I got side tracked by American Dad and Cleveland Show and kind of forgot.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:27 No.25213218
    >>25213130
    >So then I was like fuck you and fuck your marker
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:28 No.25213238
    >>25213185
    It's a form of habeas.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:29 No.25213255
    >>25208841

    How could anyone even plan a coup against Celestia, when she can just read those traitorous impulses in their heads like a billboard? Unicorn ponies could read minds in the old show.

    How do you think she knew Twilight's name?
    >> Lucid !0oSwOEGDeI 04/18/11(Mon)01:29 No.25213283
    >>25213119
    Yeah, they keep the oats and everything stored in a separate room, so it's not noticeable. I know what you mean about 'strong' when I have to refill their feed buckets.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:29 No.25213286
    >>25213130
    Does this mean I can sleep tonight and not worry about missing things?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:30 No.25213296
    >>25212800

    hat if Rainbow Dash transformed into pure rainbow light during the boom. Would she still have the same momentum issue even though she is mostly energy at this point?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:30 No.25213298
    habeo means "I have" or "I preside over"
    so it's roughly something like "Thee horses, I preside over (your) life"
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:30 No.25213302
    >>25213212
    Hey Tripfag McGee, would you mind deleting the marker so I can resume taking care of it?

    It gives me purpose in life and makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

    Also you're kinda slow putting it in new threads
    >> Tripfag McGee !NHqdxYQAec 04/18/11(Mon)01:31 No.25213324
    >>25213302
    Might as well. As soon as a new thread comes up I'm throwing it your way.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:31 No.25213339
    >>25213174
    Never mind a pegasus pony
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:33 No.25213382
    >>25213302
    >>25213324
    >And then things work out in the end
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:34 No.25213406
    Y'know I noticed something about the last episode that sort of bothered me:
    Why is it that the male ponies that heckle Rainbow Dash in Cloudsdale think that the Sonic Rainboom is an "old mare's tale" even though they witnessed her doing it the first time?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:34 No.25213423
    >>25213238
    >>25213298
    Damnit, i guess trying to remember through 6 years will do that to ya. Thanks, I see it now
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:36 No.25213487
    >>25213423
    lawl it's not like I'm a very good reference for Latin since I never studied it and am just basing that off of general knowledge of Romance languages
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:37 No.25213506
    So it are we due for a new thread?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:37 No.25213507
    >>25213406
    They were being dicks
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:38 No.25213518
    >>25213406
    -They're idiots
    -They have brain damage
    -The show reuses models constantly, they didn't have the time/budget to make them different bullies
    -It's a continuity error in a cartoon for little girls

    Choose any of the above
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:40 No.25213588
    >>25213518
    >The show reuses models constantly, they didn't have the time/budget to make them different bullies.

    You can toss this one out since they made the young bully models from scratch and deliberately chose those characters for the sake of a small bit of continuity.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:43 No.25213662
    >>25213588
    >deliberately chose those characters for the sake of a small bit of continuity
    And yet the continuity was fucked because of it. If that's the case then they really messed up there.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:45 No.25213727
    >>25213662
    Neither of them actually saw her do it. Dash knocked both of them away before she did it.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:47 No.25213769
    WHERE'S THE MARKER?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:48 No.25213787
    >>25213406
    They're assholes.

    They know it bothers Dash to pretend she didn't do the Sonic Rainboom, so they do. Most of Cloudsdale probably doesn't believe Dash pulled it off, so it's not hard for them to claim the same.

    Of course, after the Best Young Flyers competition, that's no longer an issue.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:50 No.25213853
    >>25212719

    Salty and tart apples?

    Basically a margarita then?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:50 No.25213854
    >>25213727
    Unlikely unless they were knocked unconscious. And in that case they would have fallen to their deaths. Everyone as far as Manehatten and Canterlot saw it, it was impossible to miss.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:51 No.25213869
    I hate when we move and no one announces it.

    Go here now:
    >>25212973
    >>25212973
    >>25212973
    >>25212973
    >>25212973
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:51 No.25213884
    >>25213854
    Everyone in Equestria saw a rainbow, but that doesn't mean they recognized it as a sonic rainboom.

    Remember, none of the girls realized the connection until years later, even after they saw the second Sonic Rainboom themselves.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:52 No.25213896
    >>25213854
    Dark brown one was impaled through a column and had starry eyes. He was effectively out of it.

    The Caramel-looking one just got knocked away Team Rocket style.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/11(Mon)01:53 No.25213943
    >>25213884
    That's true isn't it.

    Fluttershy clearly saw a boom though. I'ma say continuity error.



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