Fillyshy>all

Mornin' Miss Derpy

>Holy shit that's Twilight!

Having watched gen 1 has it's advantages...

Why is it that most of the MLP fans outside of /co/ are assholes who think trolling is more magical than friendship?

Derpy apparently likes Ferris wheels

>>25165842

Oh, and here's the old pony.

Yes I know TS was Twilight in the concepts.

I think this has some relevance to your interests.

Oh. Hi.
Just doing some reading.
In my private library.
With my knowledge.
And my magic.
Yep.

/r/ more gangly awkward adorable fillyshy images

Had an unusually detailed dream the other night /co/.

It started out with this bleak washed-out colorless cityscape. Think Mirror’s Edge only with all the color removed. The dream then shifts to a bunch of silhouettes standing in front of the stereotypical Evil CEO setup, with the desk in front of glass walls overlooking the city. The guy at the desk looks up and say “Go there and kill hope.” One of the silhouettes makes a Airbender pose and they all disappear.

Dream then cuts to what I think is a recreation of Rainboom only with the arena looking like a huge running track. It keeps cutting to this human with a gigantic sniper rifle that’s the same washed out grey as the city (pic related, I think it’s what inspired him). Eventually the dream cuts to Rainbow Dash speeding through the clouds, the sniper drawing a bead on her. He fires, and I get a big slowmo sequence of the bullet flying down towards Dash. Before it hits her however some guy in a military style long coat teleports in front of her and shoots the round out of the air with a shotgun, or something that fires like a shotgun.

Trenchcoat split second lands next to Sniper, and Sniper says something, I think a name, in shock. I should note that Trenchcoat is the same bland grey color except for his eyes, which are strikingly blue.

>>25165930

What insures is a fight sequence that’s like a duel between DBZ and Equilibrium. Coat is speeding and teleporting all over the place swinging his shotgun-thing like a baton, while Sniper is doing Ray Park shit with his huge ass rifle, alternately blocking, swinging, butting, and shooting at Coat. At the end Sniper notices (without a scope because dream logic is fucked) Celestia at her little booth way over at the arena and takes a shot at her, which deflects off a magical shield. Coat takes a shot at Sniper, putting some holes in one side of Sniper’s face, who counters by rifle butting Coat right between the eyes hard enough for more slowmo. Coat super jumps away and laugh mockingly before teleporting away.

Scene changes to a throne room where Celestia is ordering something to a bunch of gathered guard ponies. Five seconds into this Coat suddenly lands on the armrest of the stone throne hard enough to crack it. Celestia barely reacts, says something like “If you were here to kill me you’d be shooting right now…”

And then I woke up. Couldn’t get back to sleep to see the rest.

What I think was being set up was five super powered agents, similar to the main ponies in abilities, are sent to the Pony dimension to hunt down the main cast, and one of them goes rogue.

>>25165870
>>25165842
So I'm guessing this means Ponies do dye their hair?

>>25165886
Aw sweet, Samurai Jack, he's an expert at taking down tyrants and will surly-

oh

god damn it

Celestia was awesome in this ep.

Have some clear beautiful face of her.

I can't believe I have to ask this, but has anyone ever drawn Rainbow Dash as a Green Lantern?

It seems like something that should have been done right at the start of the show, but I've never seen it.

>>25165973
I have some more if you'd like?

Currently I'm working on one where the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie opens up a portal and Waspinator from Beast Wars shows up. They fuck in it.

I need a gif of Babby Pinkie seeing the rainbow.

And I need it RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

>>25165930
>>25165948

I never get dreams like that...

>Scoot worshiping Dash is canon

YES!!!

>>25165996
Every time Celestia appears--as in, more than just reading Twilight's letters--I remember how fucking awesome she is.

Casual as fuck super god princess pegasus/unicorn with pastel rainbow hair, fuck yeah.

I just wish the fucking toy wasn't fucking pink out of nowhere

>>25165886

More pony porns, please.

Isnt that one of the Doctors in the bottom right corner?

Did someone ask for baby Spike in the last thread? I believe someone did...

What's yer' OTP guys?

Mine is Trixie/Gilda

So Twilight got to go to Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns.

I'm wondering if Snails ended up at The Luna Center For Unicorns Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too

>>25165922

>>25166075
Enjoy yer' nightmares.

>>25165995
Why does everyone hunger for Big Mac?

>>25166079
HA HA HA, will this meme ever cease to be funny/

>>25165995
Fuck yes CaraMac whether gay or straight you're still the best ship ever.

You know what? Let's have both. Requesting CaraMac sandwich action.

>>25166075


Warning: Seeing this will scar you for life, I mean it.

babby spike knows what the fangirls want

>>25166024
I get some like that occasionally, but rarely that coherent.

Captcha: teltyo (BOOLP
...Wat, capcha?

>>25166131
You could've at least posted the one without the watermark.

When unicorns with exceptional magical potential reach a certain age, their contained magic buildup erupts in spectacular, and dangerous, ways.

Some unicorns have or get the guidance they need to control it.

Others... don't. And the results can turn them away from real magic for life.

>>25166082
Dash/Equestria

>>25166111

Oh yeah baby, you know what I like.

>>25165922
Awkwardshy, you say? Dohohoho.

>>25166078
My favorite story by far!
Others were cute/heartwarming etc. but nothing beats power overload + Celestia as Dumbledore/Xavier.
>twilight's face when

>>25166131
I've seen worse-
>>25166134
OH GAWD!

>>25165998
Rainbow Dash isn't Green Lantern material.

Fluttershy is.

>>25166150
That's all I got fer' now, unless you got a request or something.

>>25166145

Not opening that, I know what it is.

You monster.

>>25166111
Well that one was just plain awesome

>>25166134

>>25166010
No gif yet, sory bro. This is the best we've got until then.

Fight of the century.
Who wins?

>>25166134
someone needs to shoop a bong on spike's tail

>>25165951
No, Twilight's just grown a little gray with age. If you had Twilight Sparkle for a daughter, you would too.

>>25166111
This is glorious.

we really need a gif of this

>>25166079

>>25166190
Well thanks stranger. Wrote it at four in the morning.

>>25165998

>>25166188
relax, Its just a pic of Trixie as a filly.

>>25166201
Luna. She'll do a sneak attack after they both beat the crap out of each other, finally disposing of her unnecessary sister.

>>25166217
Obviously the best time to write things

>>25166201
Whoever wins, Twilight loses.

>>25166109

CLUTTERSHY

More fluttershy please ;_;

>>25166159
My personal fanon: While technically a monarch, Princess Celestia doesn't really take much interest in the politics or actual ruling of Equestria- instead she keeps to her magical duties, finding and training individual ponies with exceptional talent, and intervening when she's needed in crises.

So basically the current Queen+Superman+Dumbledore+Professor X as a winged horned giant horse with the voice of a kindergarten teacher.

>>25166181
Fluttershy joins the Indigo Tribe.

Pinkie Pie becomes a Blue Lantern.

PinkieDash confirmed for most powerful ship in the cosmos.

>Applejack goes to Mainehatton, the pony version of New York
>AKA "The Big Apple"
>mfw

Okay, New episode makes these points:
Pinkie Pie is Amish
Fluttershy likes the ground more then the sky.
Rainbow Dash had to relearn the sonic rainboom
Rarity is a Gold Digger at heart, not a seamtress
Applejack is Boring and likes apples way to much
Twilight Sparkle is unearthly powerful
Spike is cute, also his adult form isn't a dragon knight
but what like huge Gila Monster.

Sounds about right.

I've definately spent more time in MLP general threads than I have studying this semester.

>>25166263
>the big apple
>holy shit why did i not think of this

Mind=Blown

i just of something that disappoints me about the new episode
they should had the aesthetic of the town look like the late 70's or early 80's
we saw young Cheerilee, so it was before she dressed like this

So, /co/, who are your most and least favourite writers so far?

Lauren Faust
>Friendship is Magic part 1 & 2, The Ticket Master (co-writer)
Amy Keating Rogers
>Applebuck Season, Fall Weather Friends, The Ticket Master (co-writer), Bridle Gossip, A Dog and Pony Show
Cindy Morrow
>Griffon the Brush Off, Winter Wrap Up, The Show Stoppers
Chris Savino
>Boast Busters, Stare Master
Meghan McCarthy
>Dragonshy, Call of the Cutie, Green Isn't Your Color
Charlotte Fullerton
>Look Before You Sleep, Suited For Success, A Bird in the Hoof
M. A. Larson
>Swarm of the Century, Sonic Rainboom, The Cutie Mark Chronicles
Dave Polsky
>Feeling Pinkie Keen, Over a Barrel

>>25166216
wait a second........
If all the ponies are about 18 to 20 years old.

And Spike is just born in this scene......
Could you assume that he's 6 years younger then Twilight? And if so, seeing as Dragons have a life span of about 1000 years...................

Is he older or younger then Twilight?
Im confused.

>>25166255
Fluttershy is disturbed at you wanting more of her.

>>25166277

You should complain to Lauren Faust again.

>>25166263
Oh goddamnit.

>>25166255

>>25166266
Tat wasn't Spike's adult form, just giant babby form.

>>25166286

>is he older or younger than Twilight?

Well, Twilight hatched him. You shouldn't be that confused.

>>25166079

TAKE ME TO THE FUTURE OF YOUR WORLD

>>25166286
he is younger, and while Twilight is almost an adult now, spike is still just a baby.

>>25166299
I love how Scootaloo's wings go all hummingbird when she powers the scooter.

>>25166286
He's younger than Twilight, obviously. And he's also far less physically mature than her, because dragons age really slowly. But his mental maturity is close to hers, because dragons are fucking magical behemoths who are clever and fond of riddles.

Actually, SHIT, that would be a fun story. Spike overhears Pinkie Pie telling a riddle, and he becomes completely obsessed with them. Then he and Pinkie have a riddle-off.

I wish I could right good tales yet my mind is so twisted and mentally broken that I can only imagine the horrid moments done so to Twilight by Celestia, whenever they are alone.

The guards hear the sobbing from the outer door, too frightened to even check what´s happening while Celestia continues to circle the shivering Twilight.

"Twilight...My favourite and faithful student..." She hisses between harsh breaths, licking her lips in an anxious attire while glaring to the little filly.

>>25166290
She doesn't like where this thread is going.

>>25166315
I FEEL EVERYTHING. I KNOW EVERYTHING.

>>25166299
LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING SCOOTALEGS.
IT MAKES ME JUST WANT TO ABUSE HER FOR NO REASON.

Pinkie Pie is clearly the coolest pony in Ponyville.

>>25166069
Oh bro, i share your feelings. She is being so motherish and well knowing and at the same time she feels to be free and young, like Twi or Dash.

This is just sooo awesome. A dream.

(I wrote this because someone wanted me to write a Beast Wars/FiM crossover. Luckily they never said it couldn't be naughty)

The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie stared in shock at the gaping and swirling inter-dimensional portal which had opened up in her carriage. "What is the meaning of this," The blue unicorn said loudly, her eyes narrowed in anger. "The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie will not tolerate such a disturbance!"
Suddenly the portal grew larger and larger, pushing her carriage to the limits. All of a sudden a large green like being was tossed out from the portal, landing face down in front of the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie. The portal then closed with a loud pop.
"Dohhhhh! Waspinator not like funny portal anymore." Whined Waspinator as he stood up, and then promptly hit his robotic noggin on the top of the carriage. "Ouch!"

(Want more? It get sexy real quick)

>>25166256

Trollestia is a tyrant who rules with a iron hoof (technically its covered in gold but still applies) and all the ponys of Equestria are terrified of her. One pony stands up to her and look what happens.

>>25166323
I think i was comparing dragon to pony lifespans to dog to human lifespans. Which is completely the opposite since dogs don't live as long as humans.. You're right. He is younger, he just lives longer.

>>25166263
>AJ's family in Manehatton are aristocratic and have an orange motif
>They're as different from her family in Ponyville as apples and oranges
>mfw

>>25166352
One of the reasons I liked A Bird in the Hoof so much was the character development that Celestia got. It was neat to learn that she's kind of a prankster at heart, and has a great sense of humor. It helps you understand how she's passed a thousand years of lonely rule while still keeping her spirits up.

>>25166352


just like a MILF.

Commencing Trollestia hate campaign in 3....

2....

1.....

>>25166334
>Filename
>Your face probably repeats itself

>>25166299
>Awkward Screenshot.jpg

Filename is appropriate.

I just watched the new episode, am I the only one who felt like baaw'ing? This episode really touched me for some reason and I almost lost my shit.

>>25166069
>I just wish the fucking toy wasn't fucking pink out of nowhere

How many monies would you give for this?

>>25166394
Again, I think that's a little Dumbledore in her.

While Twilight's reaction to her seems to be the same as the original brony perception of her.

>>25166397

Troll detected

>>25166397

Nah, were just afraid of her.

>>25166384

>>25166285
Cindy Morrow wrote both favourite (Griffon the Brush Off) and most hated (The Show Stoppers) episodes, so I'm conflicted. What's the tie breaker? Winter Wrap Up? Fuck yes you are the best writer ever.

Dave Polsky seems to think that just because the show is aimed for kids, he can scratch out a crap script and expect them to eat it up. His two episodes are over-the-top cartoony bullshit.

>>25166263
>The Big Apple
Whoa...

Shes a slut too

>>25166426
Don't cry anon. At least Fluttershy loves you.

>>25166451

>>25166399
yeah?!
and what the fuck of it?!

>>25166458

Poor Luna

>>25166460
>His two episodes are over-the-top cartoony bullshit.

I like the Looney Tunes throwback style. I'm glad it isn't every episode, but it's nice in spurts.

>>25166463
I have to wonder just what the fuck she's into to scar both Luna and Kratos for life.

>>25166426
I had a big smile by the end of the episode

>>25166494
To satisfy them both she turned into an Eldritch abomination.

Which really shouldn't bother Kratos...

>>25166494
How about incest and bestiality?

>>25166134
>>25166216
>>25166314
baby spike likes to get high

>>25166494
Kratos is just freaked out over fucking a horse goddess. Luna's probably a little freaked about doing it with a human.

>>25166463
Well Kratos is Greek.

Trollestia is a giant whore

So guys I'm in the process of editing the Panty and Stocking Zone Flash with Celestia and Luna.
not really but I caught you with your WANT down.

can i have the link to the hd download plz

First in your class, were you, dash?

Trollestia gotta troll

>>25166507
Kratos is a Greek god, that shit is his national pastime.

>>25166507
That might be it.

>>25166525
First you must complete ten trials to prove your worthiness.

>>25166463
This is the most used macros in my folder. I have 7 diff jpg copies just in case.

>>25166547
You want porn?

Seriously....she is a troll

>>25166547
what trials ?

>>25166470

Trollestia trollin

you know how they sold the harry potter novels with plain covers for adults?

I'd like MLP toys in plain cardboard boxes with maybe just the silhouette of the head of whatever pony you're buying on it.

>>25166534

Possible Explanation? She's Dash, she probably lied just to impress Applebloom.

Keep on trollin

>>25166598
If you're going to buy My Little Pony toys, just buy them. Don't try to create any illusions that you're doing something other than buying toys for little girls. Just roll with it, or don't buy them at all.

>>25166598
You aren't man enough to walk up to the counter with little pink boxes of pastel brushable-hair pony dolls? Pansy.

and trollin

>>25166470
not even Fluttershy would like me

>>25166598

Oh man up and just buy the things.

Like grown adults never go into toy stores without a kid anyway. Did your parents drag you along to get your birthday gifts?

I've had an unrelenting need to draw a pony for the past two weeks. Now I feel much better.

>this thread

You think Twilight could ever fall in love with a 26 year old human with no job who still lives with his parents and has never had a girlfriend?

>>25166643
I bet rainbow Dash would like you.

Trollin and skankin

>>25166664
No, but Rarity would still give you a makeover

>>25166659
Cutiemark needs to be larger.

>>25166664
That sounds exactly like Twilight before she was sent to Ponyville, minus the living with parents part.

So you're a kindred spirit. She'd love you.

I just watched the latest episode, it was frakking amazing. I think it might be my favorite episode yet.

>>25166598
What's the matter, Anon? Ashamed of the little things that make you happy? Don't have the guts to cheer yourself up, even if it means having to smuggle little pony toys past the toy store in a concealing bag and knowing that the people in the store could clearly see it?

Christ, just buy them and say it's for your little sister/kid/niece.

smokin

>>25166598
i bought all six in front of two collage age female cashiers at toys r us

toastin

>>25166672

dat New Order reference.

>>25166692

pinkie is that you?

Voyeur trolling

does anyone have good screencaps of young big mac?

>>25166366
(Fuck it, I'm posting the rest)

The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixi jumped back in fright when the massive body of Waspinator tried to stand. She watched as the seemingly metallic being now crouched down, rubbing his sore head. Trixie couldn't help but notice that the longer she stared at the Predacon, the more heated she began to feel.

Waspinator groaned loudly as he continued rubbing his head. "Dooohhhhh! Stupid tiny house, it hurt Waspinator's noggin." Suddenly he noticed Trixie, and promptly brought out his gun. "Ghaaaaah! What little horsey want with Waspinator!?"

Taking this instance, Trixie threw caution to the wind. Falling backwards onto a pile of pillows, Trixie brought her whoof up to her head and wailed loudly. "Oh woe is I, the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie, who is to be ravaged by such a brooding and masculine figure!" She shook her flank a little at Waspinator as she did all this.

Waspinator was confused, but liked that he was called masculine. "Yes! Waspinator is most manly bot there is!" He then stopped. "What does little horsey mean by ravage?"

where's loli-dash?

>>25166678
Good eye. There you go.

>>25166666
you think

trollin your sis

>>25166742
I blame captcha... Here

>>25166639
Ooh, didn't have this one. Thanks!

>>25166731

NOT EVEN TROLLESTIA CAN FIGHT THE POWER OF DERP! RESIST THE DAY FELLOW PONYS!

The p0nyfags of /b/ delcared war on the p0nyfags of /co/.

P0NY CIVIL WAR

>>25166731
i love that they remembered to put him in

RESIST

>>25166812
Can't we all just get along like civil mares and colts?

>>25166812

>>25166812
We are like abused wives though... We don't think they really mean it. We curl up into little balls and refuse to accept that they won't be our friendship.

>>25166812
Hey now, let's compromise. They can keep the porn, we'll keep the episode discussion.

>>25166812

MOVE IN NOW MOVE OUT
HOOVES UP NOW HOOVES DOWN
BACK UP BACK UP
TELL ME WHATCHU GONNA DO NOW
BREATHE IN NOW BREATHE OUT
HOOVES UP NOW HOOVES DOWN
BACK UP BACK UP
TELL ME WHATCHU GONNA DO NOW
KEEP TROLLIN TROLLIN TROLLIN TROLLIN
WHAT?!
KEEP TROLLIN TROLLIN TROLLIN TROLLIN
COME ON!

>>25166812

trololololo

>>25166732
(Prepare for GREAT and POWERFUL sex)

Trixie wiggled her flank once more and tried to look seducing. "It means you'll have to stick your rabbit into my hat."

Waspinator blinked. "Huh?"

"Play 52 pick up all over the floor."

"What?"

Trixie was beginning to get annoyed. "I WANT YOU TO STICK YOUR DICK INTO MY VAGINA! Vagina! V A G I N A!"

Waspinator stumbled backwards, knocking over some stuff as he did. "But Waspinator no have dick, and little horsey don't have a Vagina." The Predacon pointed to wards both of their nether regions.

Trixie simply smiled evily. "Oh don't you worry about that. Hyuk!"

>>25166812
I AINT CARE OF NO HUGS! IT IS ON!

>>25166776
>>25166817
thank you!

Trollin Gandalf

>>25166817
You're now realizing that Applejack and Big Mac's parents were not in the scene, and that Granny Smith is older than we thought.

Big Mac has been doing all the heavy work at Sweet Apple Acres ever since he was a colt.

Hakuna Matata, bitches

>>25166886
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

>>25166898
And yet they have to still be alive at that point, because Apple Bloom hadn't been born yet.

But the continued absence of Applejack's parents is becoming interesting. It makes sense for Rarity, because she lives on her own and owns her own business, and Dash is a free spirit, and we've seen Twilight and Pinkie's parents now. But if Sweet Apple Acres is a family farm, we should have seen Applejack's parents by this point.

>>25166898
those muscles don't build themselves

>>25166912
Writing up a storm!

>>25166906
fuck yes

>>25166847
I say we just offer you up as a sacrifice and hope it placates the demons until another time.

>>25166886
what

RESIST THE TYRANT

>>25166925
Applejack's folks were killed by mountian lions. Big Mac got his cutie mark when he killed them all and saved apple bloom from them.

That's why they're overly protective of her.

>>25166943
We can't just start sacrificing our friends to some vile demons! That's insanity!

>>25166898
that makes me love them even more
i've always like the idea that they ran the farm and had to raise Apple Bloom

Dancing pony.

>>25166980
>leave home while your parents are giving birth to your sister
Applejack confirmed for heartless

>>25166978
Yeah, I like this too. I like the idea that Applejack and Big Macintosh had to grow up really fast, as tragic as the reasons for that are. It fits her character, and explains why she's so reluctant to seek the help of others, because she's used to doing so much for her family.

>>25166993

i like pinkie´s sisters.

>1920x1080
woah

>>25166925
I figure the Apple parents are in one of Celestia's dungeons for tax-evasion. Big Mac and Applejack don't like to talk about it.

>>25166980
So AJ decided to leave when her mom was giving a birth?

What a bitch.

>>25167012

Yes, Stormie Pie and Gloomie Pie, as I keep saying.

>>25166980
How's she holding the bag?

>>25166428
I lol'd so much at that

>>25166978
Were you the one who wrote "Little Pony," the fic where Applejack and Big Mac have to give Apple Bloom a spanking? It's one of my favorites.

>>25166993
HORSE'S LEGS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!!!!!!!!!!

>>25167031
Don't think too hard about it.

WHY IS EVERYBODY ON THIS SHOW A FUCKING PONY?

>>25166639

Last episode right there folks.

>>25167045
Yeah but that's a pony.

I also grew up on a rock farm.

>>25166812
that's nice.

can someone post that channel with HD episodes?

thanks in advance

>>25167031
The end of that stick is incredibly dense and acts as a counterweight.

>>25166431
what is this and where may I acquire one?

I requested a diamond dogs picture (offering carts of gems to a dragon) and spike with a boombox outside of Rarity's window. Has anyone seen them (if they've been drawn that is)?

Otherwise, if there are drawfriends about can I request them?

>>25166976
Friends for the friendship god!

>>25167060
Still a horse.

>>25166993
Pinkie Pie brought parties to a rock farm.

Her sister will go on to invent Rock and Roll.

>>25166906

Oh man that scene...

>>25167054

There are dragons and griffins and phoenixes, oh my

Big Mac is AJ's brother and father.

Thinks about it.

>>25166463
The only OT3 you'll ever need

Good thing Celestia stepped in when she did, Twilight could have screwed up all of the city with her magic

>>25167045
Sure they do. It might be a little benter than a real pony could do, but the basic layout is correct. Of course, we must strive for absolute realism when depicting a magical pony party on a rock farm.

just watched it again

to watch this expression on a better quality

HNNNG

>>25167112
and he's also Applebloom's father, brother and grandfather

>>25166906

>>25167099

By the way, some bronies have complained that there isn't a musical reference to 2001. Well, there is. Listen carefully.

>>25166886
(Enjoy being comatose!)

Trixie's GREAT and POWERFUL horn glowed brightly, causing a swirling blue light to hover over both hers and Waspinators crotches. After a few seconds the process was over, and Trixie looked down to see her work. Yes she definitely had a perfect vagina, with large puffy lips and even a smell of blueberries coming from her. "Perfect." She said to herself, then turned to look at Waspinator.

"Gaaaah! What little horsey do to Waspinator!?" Waspinator stared down in horror at his fleshy new growth. It was a shaped like a stallion cock, and was nearly 18 inches in length, and 4 inches in girth. It was an odd yellowish green girl, and was standing up erect and ready for business.

Trixie was salivating from just thinking about all the fun she was about to have with this massive cock. "Prepare for sex!" She screamed as she leaped forward and landed on the cock with perfect accuracy. The feeling of it sliding up her vagina was nothing less than heaven for the tiny blue unicorn. For Waspinator on the other hand...

"Noooo! Waspinator no want to fuck little horsey!" The Predacon tried to stop her, but with all the new sensations going through his dick at the moment, he was having a hard time controlling himself. "No! No!," The giant metal bug cringed, then his eyes suddenly turned red. "YES!" He screamed, his voice suddenly different sounding. "Prepare to enjoy the cock of AIR COMMANDER STAR SCREAM!"

>>25167099
>>25167099

If you think THAT is bad, Isaac...

>>25167133

Yeah, everything seems to be anatomically correct there.

>>25167112
That means he would have had to had sex with his mom

>>25167098
FUND IT

>>25167136
dat bashful Rainbow
also dem lollipops
pony should lick lollipop

>>25167173
>>25167173
Done. Go do so.

>>25167043
yup, glad you like it

Check out the armillary sphere in the background of this shot. Equestria has six satellites? Do they have a princess for each one?

>>25167136
Awfully familiar

>>25167157
its too early to fap

>>25167208
Wait, is that in Canterlot? The towers make me think it is, and we've seen so little of Canterlot.

What if...Big Mac went back in time and had sex with Granny Smith so he's AJ's grandfather and sister, as well as his own grandfather

>>25167258
I believe twilight grew up in canterlot, so I would imagine so.

If Dashie never made that sonic rainboom:

*Applejack would have grown up miserable in Manehatten with all the jew ponies.

*Twilight would have never been admitted to Professor-Xellestia's school for the gifted.

*Fluttershy would grown up miserable in Cloud world.

*Pinkie Pie would have remained miserable on the filly labor farm.

*RARITY WOULD HAVE NEVER DISCOVERED THAT SHE LIKES SPARKLY DRESSES OH NOES.

>>25167196

Thanks, got >>25163228

Anyone can delete from >>25161188 ?

Obviously not a big deal if not.

>>25167160

Fucking saved

>>25167271
> he's AJ's grandfather and sister
>and sister

>>25167279
You beat me to it.
>MFW Rainbow Dash accidentally helped the mane cast get their cutie marks.

>>25167271
SCREW HISTORY

>>25167283
Done. Go and plant your marker.

>>25167274
Canterlot's on the side of a mountain. Where'd all that park land come from?

>>25167343

It's a city where every citizen has telekinesis.

>>25167279
2 things though

1. Those are there marks, if it didn't happen then it would have eventually, meaning AJ would have wound up at her farm, Rarity would have ended up picking shiny rocks, Fluttershy would have eventually been on the ground, Pinkie would have smiled at some point.

The interesting one is Twilight, would she have exploded with power without Celestia around to contain it?

also 2nd point, this one point in time is too important, it's fixed. The Doctor could not alter it even if he tried.

>>25167343
It looks to be near the top of the mountain, and is a tall place. It could be on the top of it, or it could be a park they built *in* canterlot.

>>25166980
my theory is that Applebloom is a cousin of Jack and Mac, but since she's being raised on the apple farm she's just referred to as a sister.

>>25167366
>>25167366
We've seen blank flanks throughout the rest of the series, however. Unless we're going to say they're just animation goofs, it means that a pony can go its whole life without finding its true purpose. Ergo, his reasoning still fits within the canon universe.

>>25167343
I thought it was just the castle that was on the mountain. The city is below it, right?

(And the climax)

Waspinator, whose body was now taken over by the spark of Star Scream, began to show his dick into Trixies vagina at maddening speeds. "Enjoy the cock of Star Scream! ENJOY IT!"

Trixie was loosing her mind from the sheer joy she was feeling in her nether region. The huge cock was going places that she'd never been before, and it was causing her so much pleasure she thought she might just die right there, sitting on the massive cock.

Star Scream/Waspinator grabbed Trixies horn as a handle, and began fucking the unicorn even more earnestly! "What's that Megatron? I've failed you once again? WELL FUCK YOU MEGATRON!" Just as he finished his sentence, huge amounts of sperm erupted from his cocks and into the vagina of Trixie. The power and force behind the blast was so great and sent the unicorn flying off the hard piece of flesh and onto her bed, where she was drenched and drenched in cum. "YES!" They both shouted in ecstacy before finally passing out.

The next morning Trixie found out she was pregnant. Star Scream/Waspinator was forced to become caring fathers, as dictated by the laws of fanfiction. They all lived happily ever after, fucking away their days.

>>25167279
No one said Rarity was the practical one of the bunch.

>>25167339
You're a good man, anon.

>>25167366
Fluttershy surely would have found it soon after anyway, her song indicated she already loved the ground, and it was surely just a matter of time before she tried talking to an animal. Really the only ones it actually changed anything for were pinkie and twilight - pinkie could have gone for quite a while without seeing something as awe-inspiring as a rainbow, and twilight would surely have been spooked at some point later and possibly done some serious damage before celestia turned up and likely offered her the same thing.

>>25167366

>The interesting one is Twilight, would she have exploded with power without Celestia around to contain it?

Yes, and then exploded again.

>>25167445
Can you do that? Can you explode twice?

I had requested a pic of Archimonde humourously humping a tree-fied Fluttershy.
Well, may I request a short comic of Fluttershy speaking with Pinkie Pie about wanting to be a tree, then we see Archimonde humping Fluttertree, to which Fluttershy changes her mind (and Pinkie Pie looks up in disgust at what's happening in the second panel)?

>>25167366

Between day time and night time comes twilight.

Twilight sparkle is the chosen one. Yet, she tries to be the mature of the six without even realizing she``s just a scared little foal taken by a Alicorn Goddess who purpose is to become her 24 hor tutor.

Celestia pratically adopted her.

>>25167409
It's been stated numerous times that a pony WILL find his or her mark, meaning those are animation goofs. Or if you want an in-universe explanation, their cutie marks are just pictures of a blank flank.

>>25167445
Can you do that? Can a pony explode twice?

>>25167445
I'm pretty sure you can't do that.

>>25166210

>>25167467
>a cutie mark of nothing
What... what is their special talent, then? Sleeping?

>>25167429
And the screen cap...

>>25167473
it's magic, shit ain't got to be explained.

>>25167467
They'll find their marks because Celestia will kill them if they don't. Those blank flanks are actively trying to hide from Celestia's wrath.

I can see a fic being written about this.

>>25167495
>my face when gif, finally.

>my face when my face IS that face.

My face when my face is that face is still that face

>>25167445
>>25167444
What if se got turned down by the school, and because of that became insanely depressed, which then turned into bitterness and anger. She eventualy leaves Canterlot and discovers her immense power, eventually becoming a supervillain bent on revenge on those who lauhed at her.

Has there been an HD version of the latest episode uploaded yet?

>>25167503
Special talent is heping others find their special talent.

>>25167495
would you make a smaller version?
Much smaller

>>25167495


:D

>>25167532
Pretty sure she'd need to be able to control her power to be an effective supervillian, rather than just a magical nuclear bomb. And either way, supervillainy is probably hard when you have an actual goddess.

>>25167555
>>25167503
Their special talent is being invisible. They're background ponies. Being unseen is what they do.

>>25167495
Oh God I wanna' see this episode so bad.

Rarity is a cunt who who disguises her endless need for fame and attention as 'helping' her friends by making dresses.

>>25167549

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QTGISYYQ

not mine just reposting, also it's itunes rip or something

>>25167601
Given time she would learn to control it.

>>25167631
She could be stupidly rich if she dedicated her time to her special ability of finding ridiculous amounts of diamonds.

>>25167645

gems don't seem to be worth much except maybe as dragon food

>>25167636
She *has* been given time, and the best tutoring in equestria, and she's still nowhere near mastery. Remember that she doesn't just have to master it, she has to do so while evading detection - not easy when the only thing you can do is explode chaotically.

>>25167673
If gems weren't worth anything she'd buy the gems instead of going out hunting for them, though.

>>25167686

no one sells them cause they ain't worth much, maybe?

>>25167208

A sun, a moon... and four "stars".

>>25167589
Like how small did you have in mind?

/r/ gangs of manehatten with ponies

>>25167495
>1280x720 gif
>under 3 MB
>areyouawizard.jpg

>>25167532
Twilight never made any friends in Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns.

The other unicorns were jealous of her being Celestia's "teacher's pet" and her ability to outdo them in magic. Spurned by her classmates, she began researching Dark Magic as a way of getting back at their taunting. It wasn't until Celestia realized she was raising a young Nightmare Moon II that she took matters in stride and "banished" Twilight Sparkle to Ponyville until she could make some friends and find her way back from the Dark Side.

>>25167675
That's just Celestia stopping her out of fear of what her powers could do. If given free control, she would learn it quickly, granted much destruction would ensue.

>>25167710
that's good

>>25167208

These are the 4 stars that helped Nightmare Moon to escape.

>>25167730

I don't think it would've been that. It's just she never really saw any of them, she in a room reading books alone.

>>25167729

Major fucking wizard.

>>25167673

Gold bits are the one tru currency.

Wonder is celestias face is the coin anywhere.

>>25167675
Yeah, then you're hiding out in a house in Stampedeford with some other supervillains, when some idiot superhero team with a bunch of cameraponies try to capture you as part of some reality TV show, and naturally, you give them a good exploding. That sets off a series of events leading to a civil war amongst ponies, as well as the Pony Registration Act.

>>25167607

I have an idea: maybe some ponies get cutie marks that are shameful in some way. Pony assassins, gangsters, prostitutes, reality tv producers. Such ponies probably dye their flanks blank and take other jobs.

>>25167700
Oh, that could also work. Poor rarity, what a rubbish special talent.

>>25167700
>>25167686
>>25167673
>>25167645
Gems have to have quite a bit of value given what we know about them. The Diamond Dogs were willing to kidnap for them, Dragons covet and eat them, they're rare enough that Rarity used her entire stash to impress that one super-famous pony (Sapphire Shores or something?). I'd think they were too rare and expensive to be sold in shops, and how many bits would Rarity need in order to buy the amount she needed? Not many ponies wear jewelry either.


I want to know what happened to the elements of harmony necklaces they got in the first episode. Does Celestia have them under lock and key or do the ponies have them at home? Do they wear them to fancy parties? They have some rather nice gems in them too.

>>25167730
They invited her to parties and shit, she just didn't want to go.

>>25167717

I like the way this one thinks. And if I had the guns mister toighty id shoot every one of them unicorns before they set foot on equestrian soil.

Pinkie bakes and I assume is a party organizer.

AJ farms and sells apples okay.

Dashie is a civil servant.

TS is a student and is subsidized.

Rarity sells her terrible outfits.

How does fluttershy get money? It seems shes usually taking care of wild animals. I can see her getting paid to rehabilitate pets, but not just random creatures.

>pony currency
>called "bits"

>>25167866

/r/ Luna gunned down by PC's royal guard

>>25167867
>>25167867
That's just it though, she likely is helping with animals. Stare Master showed us that, if anything, as she helped Rarity out with Opal. This could have just been a good gesture shown to a friend, but I like to think it's more than that - Fluttershy is the town vet or something.

>>25167836
Rarity completely missed the point of her destiny.

It was TO rock! Become a singer in an 80s rock band. She's roughly the same age as Cheerilee, she must've grown up in the pony 80s too, right?

Imagine a band with Rarity as the singer.

>>25167867
She does grooming apparently. She's probably something like the local vet. She can probably live off the land too. The other ponies probably help her out.

That or angel is actually a bunny burglar and goes around stealing the bits from under ponies' hooves.

>>25167867
I don't imagine she needs much money at all. Live off the forest, bought her house with savings from when she was younger.

>>25167867
Fluttershy's the park ranger, basically. She takes census of the animal population and relocates frogs and other animals that have overpopulated. She's probably paid by the government to do so.

>>25167735
Then she's doing a terrible job of it, seeing as celestia is barely around any more and twilight is left to practice in relative peace.

>>25167949
>>25167949

>Implying that the "letters to Celestia" aren't laced with some kind of magical spell or powder to prevent Twilight from learning properly

She has to send daily reports for a reason... and all of her scrolls likely come directly from the palace...

>>25167813
Also you are screwed if you are a powerful Unicorn or particularly skilled Pegasus and refuse to register, you will end up on the moon, imprisoned. Thank god Captain Equestria is standin up for their rights.

>>25167913

Of course, she wasn't supposed to FIND gems... she was supposed to BECOME JEM

>>25167949
She's in constant contact and is the most powerful being on the planet, she doesn't need to be around all the time to keep control.

>>25167977

Daily?

I thought they were JUST when she learned something.

what do suppose a procrastination cutie mark would look like?
a pony sitting on their ass surrounded by dirty dishes and clothes?
cuz, i really need to get at my sink

Caption this pic.

>>25168005
That's TRULY OUTRAGEOUS!

Princess Celestia is omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient.

She knows that you touch yourself during CMC episodes.

>>25167929
Fluttershy works for the Equestrian Department of the Interior, and does vet work and animal grooming on the side. It's how she manages to afford that house and menagerie she's got.

>>25168049
"Some fillies get all the bitches"

>>25167851
Dragons seem to treat gems as choice food, which would make a dragon's hoard more of a pantry than a bank account. Spike is less covetous and more always hungry simply because he young and growing. I'm actually wondering if he might end up a bit stunted, since instead of eating the food groups he's craving Twilight keeps shoveling pony food into him.

>>25168005
Yes

Hell yes

HELL FUCKING YES

>>25167984
Oh man, remember when Captain Equestria died? I figure he was dead roughly as long as Philomina.

>>25168040
Spike is seen carrying a pretty huge amount of scrolls to Twilight in Griffon the Brush Off. Even if she only uses them for studying purposes, she probably still gets the supply directly from Celestia or her institution, given that she's still Celestia's personal student.

>>25167730
Twilight didn't have friends because she pretty much ignores anybody not related to her studies.
Lyra's been stalking her since day 1, but does she get so much as a hello?

>>25168049

Must go faster.

>>25168049
"It's not gay when it's with Pinkie Pie."

>>25167977
Well then they'd do a great job of fucking over spike, but she never touches them, and having something that effects a large area seems pretty dangerous, even for iron ruler celestia

>>25168089
Typical Marevel, They will never shake up the status quo.

>>25168049
shut up. You dont own me.
Celestia does.

>>25168049
What happens in red wagon stays in red wagon.

>>25168135
Spikes not magic, he would be unaffected.

>>25168135
We're talking about a minor deity here, you don't think she'd be willing to fuck with Spike to make sure Twilight is kept under control? I mean there has to be something that's making him stay with Twilight... even if he did see her from birth, their bond seems a little too strong...

>>25168087
I think gems are more like candy to a dragon. Coveted, but only eaten in large amounts by young dragons. On that note, I believe I recall reading a fantasy book where dragons ate gemstones to help them with the digestion process. It stands to reason that a younger dragon might want/need to eat more of them as his growing body develops.

>>25168177
But I mean, seeing as twilight almost never touches them, it'd have to be something that affects everypony in the area, and that shit don't fly.

Pinkamena Diane Pie

>>25168049

>>25168148

>>25168209
doesn't need to be that large, 5 foot range or so should do.

>>25166727
So TOTALLY Trollestia. So TOTALLY awesome. I lol'd.

>>25168005
i request a pic of Spike eating Jem
make of that what you will

>>25168148
Scoots is gay scootatrap. He isn't jealous there, he's clearly disgusted.

>>25168139
Personally, I can't wait for the next issue of Thundercolts.

Also, we need more MLP Beta Ray Bill in here.

>>25168148
>>25168049
Everyone knows Applebloom is into older mares

>>25168261
eating Jem?
or..."eating" Jem?

>>25167809

Probably a sun for heads and moon for tails

>>25168005
FUND THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

>>25168049

>>25168290
and that is when someone ships the mayor and applebloom

>>25168350
I ship little rarity and her teacher

>>25168326
More like, Flank, Dank, or Bank amirite?

>>25168367
she developed a strange attraction to books after that.

>>25168367
I ship Cherilee and Mr. Cake
shut up. It doesn't have to make sense.

>>25168367
I ship filly Rarity and normal Rarity

Jem...
Jem is excitement!
Oouu Jem...
Jem is adventure!
Ooouu...
Glamour and glitter,
Fashion and fame!

Jem...
Jem is truly outrageous
Truly, truly,
truly outrageous
Woo ooo Jem...
Jem
the music's
contagious
(outrageous)

I ship Caramel and STEVEN MAGNET

limit.
Move there:

>>25168421
>>25168421
>>25168421
>>25168421
>>25168421
>>25168421

>>25168307

Probably they Celestia's face on a side and Luna's face in the other as a setup for another pun.
You know, day, night, both sides of the same coin, etc.

Also, I would like to see an episode where Celestia gets pissed off for real, just to see how the writers would handle it.

>Mfw its madmax's mother

>>25168445
HOLY SHIT

>>25168397
Cue the CMC's rock opera scenes as the Misfits.

>>25168445
Who?

>>25168397
wing spells help bring out your inner Brazilian transsexual

>>25168488

Rarity's teacher as madmax's mother
>>25168408

>>25168522
Ah, right.