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Seriously, why did I write this?
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>>25145308 "Ah, you know, I shouldn't stay long. I don't want to get in your way..."
"But Trix... I mean dad, you just got here. Don't go so soon, there's so much I want to tell you."
"Oh, I wish I could stay honey, it's just that if your mother finds me here, it won't be pretty. And trust me, she always knows when I'm nearby."
"Uh, what are you talking about? Wouldn't mom be glad to see you?"
"Well, life on the road isn't always profitable, sweetheart. And I've got quite a few years worth of child support payments I'm behind on..."
"What."
"Now now, don't take that tone with your father. It's not like I didn't try, but you know, the whole Great and Powerful stage act only brings in so much revenue."
Twilight could only stare in silence.
"Ah, I sense a disturbance in the unicorn magics. Your mother is already on her way! I'm afraid I must be on my way, give her my regards and all, okay sweety?
Ahem, the Great and Powerful Trixie bids you adieu!"
And with that, Trixie stomped her hoof, releasing a tiny cloud of smoke, and dashed out the door. |