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04/14/11(Thu)12:07 No.25112065I noticed a certain character lacked origin story fics, so I decided to write one. Here you go, /co/, my labor of love.
Our heroine began her life as a regular human phallus. Life was good, until her inbred, half-retarded autistic host was given the devastating news: he had been diagnosed with terminal cancer. Desperate for a cure, the unfortunate gaylord turned to genetic modification, and was lucky enough to receive incredible regenerative powers. Unfortunately, it was too late to save his lumpy, shriveled cancerdick, which promptly fell off. Between the loss of his manhood and the repeated reconstruction of his brain, the now dickless freak went batshit fucking insane, somehow managing to eek out an existance as a hired gun. The tumor-ridden schlong, long forgotten by our heroic eunuch, seemingly inert, had indeed survived, receiving his regenerative abilities as well. Soon, it began to swell and grow, the disgusting, rotted skin of the manless mast tearing as its meaty insides expanded and grew, like so much mold in the showers of neckbeards accross the globe. Whatever gods there may be must have been in one hell of a mood, for the wretched abortion of a tool actually managed to attain something resembling sentience, an event which continues to baffle scientists and fetishists alike to this very day. By some cruel twist of fate, and mostly due to the morbid fascination of the masses, it's ghastly demeanor and disgusting countenance would wind up earning it a spot on a children's television show.
This disgusting amalgamation of mutant tumors and diseased cockflesh eventually fermented into what we now know as "Fluttershy." |
