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04/14/11(Thu)02:55 No.25106083>>25106072
And he began again, "Yar! It be the summer o' a few decades ago, me maties and I were sailin out of the bays of Canterlot, and not even five minutes out at sea, were we attacked by ANOTHER pirate crew! Well, I swung from the main mast right o'er tha waters straight towar's the cap'n. He drew his blade, and I drew mine. He fenced off ma hoof, and I fenced off his.. well, I don't reckon I outta not refer that part to a lady, but see that if I woulda lost, then I'd be the pony sleeping in Lockjaw's Locker, aye?"
A daring duel of sabers between two pony pirate captains, this guy was unreal! A true seapony! After hearing the peg leg and hook for a hoof story, she absolute had to know about the eye patch.
And he said reluctantly, "Yarr.. it twas a.. a pigeon."
Befuddled, the mare pressed on, "A pigeon? No cannon shot? No flying swordfish? A pigeon what.. pecked out your eye?"
The ol' stallion responded, "Yarr, no. No.. a pigeon.. pooped in me eye"
No less befuddled, she asked, "And.. that made your eye fall out?"
And then the stallion explained "No no no, yarr.. You gotta understand, cause see.. it was tha first day with me hook" |
