first

I'm goin' to bed, fuck this

this man wakes up in the hospital, and after a short round of calling for nurses and finally a doctor, he says "doctor, I can't feel my legs!"

the doctor replies "well yes, sadly you were in a car accident and we had to amputate your arms"

MLP turned me gay.

May I purchase a hay scone?

Luna is the ultimate soother of night threads.

Post some moon princess.

>>25103287

oh yeah, this will be fun.

HAY. Here's a request. Unless it's already been done. A Jack Black pony and Kyle Gass pony in a dynamic Tenacious D pose. Like this pic!

Worst request ever. ^_^

>>25103325
SWAG SWAG FUCK OATMEAL

>>25103360

And with that, this is now a cute thread.

>>25103360
>>25103333
Scootaloo and Luna! A team that cannot be beat! Jam sandwiches.

>>25103241
do you still have muffins my purple fellow?

pinkie known to cause seizures

>>25103338
So...Youth or experience? I can't pick.

>>25103289
Lol, I get it he can't feel his legs cuz he gots no arms!

5 points if you can name the album.

god finally out of that thread

ps this image is great

You know what has been gone for too long?

SHOO BE DOO

>>25103360
>see thumbnail
Waffles!
>open picture
>heart explodes from cute overload
>candlejack has the decency to fini

>>25103395

Jeeezus, I wasn't expecting some kind of Pinkie Inquisition

been playing ace of spades, think i know which teams the ponies would be on.

Twilight - Green due to autism

Fluttershy - Blue due to love of nature

Pinkie - Blue due to insanity

Rarity - green so she can make glorious designs

AJ - Blue, obvious choice

Dash - Green, she would never spend time underground

>>25103333

>>25103421

>>25103416
Who made that?

Sometimes I wish there was a greater scheme than just posting ponies. But now is not that time.

>>25103385
every luna thread is a cute thread

rolling for ponies, only trpless can stop prime

I would like to see more of these, I was foolish enough to only save one.

hey guys this was from a thread ages ago

I took a little siesta before doing this haha

friendship
friendship and smiles

Last pony music relation I have. Anyone got more?

>>25103515

Dr. White, you still here? haha

>>25103512
?

I left a Luna. Now have a Sweetie. And with that, I bid you good night and happy Luna thread.

>>25103489
Dunno I just found it on ponibooru like 10 minutes ago

>>25103531
oh my fucking god that is the greatest thing eer

>>25103421
SHOO BEE DOO
SHOO SHOO BEE DOO

>>25103555

>>25103395
This is what living in Ponyville feels like

>>25103574
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TedkQP_hM

Somebody had to post it.

today has not been a good day
and these threads have had nothing to do with it, but they haven't helped
at least i got >>25103512 from max

>>25103333

>>25103605
i came rainbow.

>>25103586
As a huge Joy Division fan, I'm going to say that is really awesome.
even though I don't like MLP

Supposedly, this ship existed. I even believe it left port at sometime. But it has been out to sea for month, and some think its long sunk.

>>25103605

>>25103645

it's such a pretty boat...ship

Best color scheme ever.

>>25103645
I requested a story on that, turned out to be RS's first fapfic. Feelsbadman

Am I looking at this wrong, or is AJ's mane a little too short?

>>25103645
I think Fluttershy stole most of the Rarity shippage. Even Spike just gets crumbs now.

>>25103612

No. No they didn't.

>>25103645
There can only be a Bicorn ship in this sea brotha, and the favorite is not the one you posted

>>25103725
It's like how Dash's mane magically lengthened when she put on her Gala dress.

lesbian tiem

>>25103645
>sparkster
I swear guys!

>>25103725
it doesn't matter,it's cute
and hasbro doesn't care about animation continuity

Remember when it was hard to find smiling Luna pictures? A sad time, to be sure.

Okay shipfans.

Settle your main pairings now. Couples only. No repeats (if you ship Dash with Pinkie you can't also ship her with Applejack). You can use as many backgrounders as you want until all the main cast is paired off with someone.

>>25103513
OK

>>25103750

You are not ready for this.

>>25103720
That was sad as fuck ;_;

>>25103513
how about a FUCKIN AWESOME one?

fuck it

>>25103810
Rainbow Dash x Little Strongheart
Fluttershy x Applejack
Twilight x Rarity
Pinkie Pie x Big McIntosh

>>25103502

Endtroducing by DJ Shadow

>>25103871
I wouldn't do such a thing to poor Scootaloo. She is an adorable underage pony who deserves only hugs and brohoofs.

>>25103792
Such dark times, I've blocked from my memory.

I laughed way too hard at the third panel in this

This thread requires more of the Night Godess

>>25103864
what the hell is going on in that image?

>>25103893

and a good beating

>>25103810
Twilight x Trixie
Applejack x Fluttershy
Rarity x Spike
Rainbow Dash x Pinkie Pie

Rainbow Dash is my waifu.

So...Luna thread?

Blue on blue, blue on blue everywhere!

>>25103916
AT VIDEOGAMES!

>>25103926

What no lullaby?

>>25103906
what does this have to do with ponies

>>25103750

>that image

I'm officially a huge fan of Trixie now

>>>25103864
Is there a pic like that for each main pony, all with a different expression?

>>25103930
NOEL!

>>25103864
>>25103828

Thanks guys, better than nothing!

>>25103722

Sorry about that. My erotica has improved much over the last few weeks.

>>25103645

>Supposedly, this ship existed.

Yeah, Rarity x Twilight has been long dead. Died during The Ticket Master if I recall. Twilight gets paired with Trixie now for dual lesbian unicorn love/hate action instead. Although, I do see Rarity jump in the middle of the two now and then for triple the unicorn pleasure.

>>25103967

Hey you! Do you do coolabbarates? Like say I write a story and you write the naughty bits?

I'm terrible at writing the naughty bits

>>25103931
God, I hope so...

>>25103967
Oh, hey dude.

I did some thinking about that Mrs. Cake request.

I also got time to read your last story.

So I've decided on Snails. Classic older woman/younger male setup. Also he's the same bodytype as her husband, so it might be an interesting opening to explore some of that marital drama you hinted at in Cakepie.

>>25104001

lol, nice.

What the hap-haps, peoples?

How can you tell age in ponyville? There seems to be a critical event horizon where eventually you get wrinkles a la Granny Smith. But with enough Wealth and political connections one seems to be able to age with grace.

>>25103944
i'm not feeling very friendship tonight
i'll be better with my fic done
i try and be happier tomorrow
but i still love you all

>>25104004

who you can get to do the "naughty bits", as you so quainty put it, depends largely on what you're writing and who.

>>25103988

>>25103967
I don't recall requesting erotica, Disco

I AM requesting that pic of Luna on the throne with Celestia's bloody crown on her head tho

I'm going to do one of those discussion posts tonight for fun.

What do you guys want me to ask the non /co/ masses on Eqdaily?

sad luna thread?

>>25104047
Mayor Mare and Mrs. Cake are middle-aged. The mayor is probably a little older.

Granny Smith is over the hill. Nameless cart-dragging old wizard pony is probably the only other one close to her age in town.

>>25104047

i wish the Mayor had Doctor Chakwas' voice actress.

i would come roughly one million buckets.

What the fuck is this Scootabuse thing i keep hearing about? does it have to do with scootalo?

>>25103987
The ship left port after Look Before you Sleep (manely because you got to see Rarity for more then one minute). It took a major beating compared to the dreadnought Rarity x Applejack. That one ship is still spotted from time to time.

But the Twilight one? Seems more like a raider, just popping in when convenient.

I'm requesting a "you recieve one pony orgasm!" pic with celestia's orgasm face. NAO, plox

>>25104093
OH MY GOD FUCK YES

>>25104097

No it's about celestias pet bird duh

>>25104097
Yes, it has things to do with Scootaloo, and abuse.
See, someone took both of those concepts and combined them.
And then the furries started making shitty art about it.

>>25104074
who the master race is:
fimchan
ponychan
/co/
/b/
other

>>25104112
this face?

>>25104097
delete your post
that's one question you never ask

>>25103987

Sort of like this?

>>25104097
It's the idea in some fanfictions that Scootaloo's idolizing of Rainbow Dash backfires on her in the form of child abuse. Verbal and physical. It's interesting stuff.

>>25104074

World building?

Speculate away on the Dragon lands and Griffon Kingdom?

>>25104131

we were here first.

plus you've got the good names and trips. as bad as some of us are, the others on FiM and Pony are worse.

>>25104134
>Celestias Orgasm face.
>That face.

>>25104147

>some fanfictions

you mean those super short ones posted here? i have yet to see a longer one so im writing it write now.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of...?

>>25104146
Oh, are we posting in a rarity thread?

>>25104182

>>25104193
NO, this is a Luna thread!

>>25104176
Yeah, mostly. I think most people wouldn't find scootabuse so bad if it was just playful, like tripping her and messing with her alarm clock and shit like that.

>>25104193
Yes we are.
Sadly, you posted a horrible mishmash of a image.
It looks like someone butchered the poor girl.

>>25104112
Like this?

>>25104134

jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg

>>25104193
and on the subject of disgustingly wrong subtitles...

>>25104182

>character-specific skin-tone

Rarity thread?

>>25104163
but some of us DO cross-visit...

>>25104218

thank you!

it's cloppin time!

>>25104222
FUCK STEVE MAGNET

>>25104213

that's just bothersome stuff, i quite like the idea...er, not so much the actual beatings but why dash would do it in the first place. so im writing that. tuggin dem heartstrings maybe

>>25104227
Fine, she's black.

Are you happy(er) now?

guys

look at the student implications

>>25104222

>>25104097
scootabuse is the new cupcakes
>>25104089
i request Mrs. Cake, Mayor, Granny Smith as humanized sexy gilfs

I volunteered to draw some people's Original Characters. Here's Lightning Quill. I really need to work on the body, since every stroke I made seems to have come out worse. But I was wondering if the head at least was presentable. I had some issues drawing cartoon eyes before, are these acceptable?

Also, someone wanted a dragon drawn, but I lost the description. If that person is still around, I would be glad to retake it.

Otherwise, on to Rule 34 pony. What's a good name for the artist version of Shippy Sue?

>>25103430

its canon

can we make up our minds?

>>25104272

we already have.

Rarity.

>>25104267
We need more art on them, yes. But no dedicated drawers want to color them. I've had to color a few myself.

I guess I should request them more.

>>25104271
>canon
>bondage and dildoes

>>25104291
I feel an arguement SPARKing up!

>>25104306
stop that shit, you shitter. quit shitting up our shit with your shit, because your shit is shitty.

>>25104306
I see plenty of bondage, but no dildos.

I hope this is a Rarity thread.

>>25104254
you.... you.... DOUBLE ZEBRA!

>>25104269

>dragon
okay cool. dark orange dragon, lighter underbelly, 2 small curled horns on his head, black bat like wings, jagged alternating spikes running down the back, tail ends in hook, long chain wrapped around neck also ends in hook.

pose: sitting on hind legs on ground, wings folded looking annoyed and pointing

>>25104323
Next to the stair case.

Ugh someone requested philomena, sorry for the quality, id it real quik.

I would. And how.

Twilight = Ross
Applejack = Monica
Rainbow Dash = Chandler
Pinkie Pie = Phoebe
Fluttershy = No idea
Rarity = Rachel
Spike = Joey

My Little Pony: Friends-ship is magic

You mind is blown

I need something to draw tomorrow. Any requests?

>>25103810

>Straight Pinkie Pie

Where did this come from? I think that's the first picture I've seen that wasn't #34 that had straight Pinkie Pie. Plus it's Big Macintosh of all ponies. I'm not sure how to feel, but I'm pretty sure it feels bad man.

>>25104325
It's totally a Rarity thread.

>>25104353

Pinkie Pie having a laugh with some Hyenas

Ponyvilleisdoomed.jpg

>>25104004

Geez. I don't know. I've got a lot of requests to work through. It's something I'll consider. Have you got a work ready for me to look at before I decide? How about a synopsis?

>>25104061

I'm not Disco, I'm Raging. Your requested Twilight and Rarity going out on a date, so that's what I wrote. I don't know about you, but I like to end dates with sex. Luckily, I wrote the date first and the sex second.

So here's a new ending for you:

Rarity saw Twilight to the door. Twilight turned around. "Gee, Rarity, I sure had a good night," Twilight said. "Me too," said Rarity. There was an awkward silence. "Well, good night," Rarity said. "Night," Twilight said. Rarity kissed Twilight on the cheek and walked away. "Hey, Rarity! I don't think I got your number!" Twilight shouted after her. "Don't worry, I've got yours!" she shouted back. And then she never called.

There. Replace the sex with that.

>>25104291

>>25104353
Applejack pretending to be a flying contraption!

>>25104061
I guess no one had it? I found it myself. Personally, I hate anyone with talent. I don't say anything unless one artist starts talking shit about another artist

Oh boy oh boy, time to post some Rarity.

>>25104344

You did it quick and it came out like THAT?!

Hot damn you are skilt, now I wish your comp didn't crap out last night

Now I want a pic of them sitting on a couch and drinking coffee

>>25104353

Rarity, Twilight, and Trixie riding the teacups at an amusement park. Trixie looks extra happy sitting next to Twilight.

>>25104218

>>25104354
There's one pic floating around of Pinkie saying she'd kiss Pokey.

>>25104353
Rarity, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie dressed up like the members of TLC.

>>25104176

You too?

>>25104344
looks like my penis would melt off if I tried to fuck her.
good. anyone who tries to fuck philomena probably shouldn't have a dick anyway

lots of love for sweetie belle earlier today.

this thread needs more marshmallow.

>>25104356
Rarity is like the chicken pox. Once she gets in you, she never leaves. She's always there.

Thankfully, these pox don't give itchy bumps. They just give boners.

>>25104386
Ths referring to this >>25104351 of course

Also, can anyone color this please? Unless it's already been done.

I think this thread is a Dash thread.

>>25104401

YOU too?

well I can safely assume your is going to be a bit more graphicsexual or something of that ilk. the one im writing is going to not have that. although if im mistaken then i am quite curious.

>>25104351
Fluttershy = Gunther

/r/ing that one comic about dash and twilight, also the pinkie pie "NO ONE CARES" reaction image would be great too.

>>25104344
MINE GOT PICKED!!!

IN YO FACES

>>25104435
howhorrifying.jpg

>>25104383
whynotaboner.jpg

>That butterfly shampoo

Fluttershy's special blend of nuts, berries, and friendship

>>25104435

>>25104404
I think i was responsible for that. Someone wrote about having Twilight teach Sweetie magic, and I wrote an episode premise where she fills up the school with marshmallows and then uses it to save Twilight. It's spiraled from there.

>>25104408

>chicken pox
>not "Rarity's like that one girl you saw across the room at the party who licked her lips at you but your girlfriend dragged you out before you could talk to her and you have no idea who she was and neither does the host"

>>25104351
Twilight = Ross
Applejack = Chandler
Rainbow Dash = Joey
Pinkie Pie = Rachael
Fluttershy = Phoebe
Rarity = Monica

>>25104460
>Fluttershy's nuts.

i feel like a challenge in drawing on model

anyone have any reaction images they would like ponified?

>>25104021

Snails x Ms. Cake. OK.

You liked the last story?

>>25104363
>>25104387

I'll work on these two, thanks for the ideas.

>>25104468
I don't go to parties with anybody
I often leave with somebody, though.

Requesting image
MLP + Firefly

Spike > Mal
Rarity > Inara
Fluttershy > Kaylee
Twilight > Book
Pinky > River or Jayne
Dash > Zoe or Wash
Applejack > Wash or Zoe

>>25104402
1) The only remotely sexy bird creature so far is Gilda.

2) Philomena is a terrist.

>>25104344
Thanks a bunch! You're the first to draw her, methinks

>>25104438

I'm combining Scootabuse with Scootatrap. It will be the definitive addition.

>>25104477

no

>>25104465
Ugh, didn't Hentaiboy used to do on-model colored art at one time? What happened?

>>25104465
Nope.

>>25104477
This one!

just kidding.

>>25104468
HAHA. I love you Trixie.

That sound's a lot weirder then it should be, now that I reread it.

>>25104353

chubby babby ponies

Unleashing my xbox HUEG Rarity.

Your body is most certainly not ready.

>>25104487
Put Angel as Jayne and I'm on your side

I have a bitgamer invite to whomever can get me the sexiest picture of zecora

and I don't mean erotic

>>25104531
Why isn't she using magic?

>>25104291
lol, has anyone started shipping normal Spike with human Rarity yet?

>>25104487

Dash is Jayne.
Applejack is Zoe.
Pinkie is Kaylee
Rarity is Inara.
Twilight is Simon.
Fluttershy is Wash.
Luna is River.
Zecora is Book.
Spike is Mal.

>>25104503

so i see. well then im sure out stories are entirely dissimilar and nothing is to be worried about.

>>25104478
It was very cute, but not the sort of thing I personally felt like fapping to.

>>25104504
are you using reverse psychology on me with that image

>>25104531
my body was ready.

>>25104599

yes

>>25104630
i'm getting mixed signals

>>25104511
The uncolored ones rarely get posted here. As for being on-model, I don't recall seeing any that were.

>>25104650
No shit, zebra.

>>25104600
It was only one pic! More are to come.

I'm still liking your style. Will I find a trip I legitimately like? This is like discovering friendship all over again.

>>25104675
mmhmm, this thread is terrible. Not all like the one before it.

>>25104478

>Snails x Ms. Cake

Holy shit, Snails requests everywhere of late. Two straight ones, two gay ones. That's pretty funny. Hey can I add one too? Snails x Rainbow Dash came out of nowhere lately, so I want to see some of that. Slowest pony with the fastest, but when it comes to getting nailed, being fast isn't a good thing. Snails excels at being slow (plus a huge dick), so that will give Dash something she hasn't had a taste of yet.

>>25104689

nnnnope

>>25104689
I consider it nothing less than a minor miracle that that shitstorm stayed put when we switched threads.

>>25104714
Horsesemen?.jpg

The reason image dumps kill threads is because the OP never comes up with a decent topic that can hold everyone's attention for more than 5 minutes. As a result the thread ends up becoming an X dump.

>>25104714
I drew a pic of that a couple of nights ago. It had Pinkie and Twilight watching.

>>25104778
So image dumps don't kill threads, but a lack of direction does. Image dumps are simply a symptom.

>>25104778

we do have that retarded rarityfag in here dumping the same damn pictures over and over again

>>25104778

I made a topic about what ponies favorite cereal was, and that stuck though the whole goddamn thread.

Pony folk are strange.

>>25104778
eh, sorry about that
image dumps strike at random, actually, usually topic develop within threads of their own volition

>>25104811

Hey bro that was a fun topic.

Next one should be ice-cream related

>>25104800

I suppose "kill" was a bit of a strong word to use, but you know what I mean.

>>25104810
If you think that is retarded, you haven't seen stupid yet. This is small time.

>>25104822
Pony soft drink preferences.

>>25104670
I'm going to be honest, I mostly shitpost. Pony threads, though, change that. Homestuck threads, too.

>>25104844

I totally was going to do that for whatever thread I start next.

Would have sparked Pepsi vs coke though. Which is fine.

>>25104822
Pony Asian food. No Pho.

>>25104862

What their favorite fast food restaurant would be.... yeah. Getting lots of ideas.

>>25104862
You're kidding, right?

Pho is pronounced "poh"

so Pho Nee is a believable restaurant name.

>>25104478
>>25104714

It's Mrs. Cake

>>25104090

That pic is ADORBS

Pinkie and Dash in a shopping cart is all I want for Christmas!

>>25104810

>retarded rarityfag

It's not like Rarity only has one fan. You can't just limit it to one person.

>>25104885
>>25104882
>>25104862
>>25104861
>>25104844
Next thread tastes like a winner.

>>25104899
PEACHES!?!?!

>>25104465
>tits and human figure
>no hands
If you're going to draw furry porn, at least draw it right.

>>25104899

Just throw them all in the OP? Ha.

Well, we've gotta bump limit this one first.

>>25104885
>>25104885
its pronounced "fuuh?" as in "fu-ck" like a question
>trolldetected.jpg

>>25104895

i know, but this dope literally posts the same group of pictures every fucking time. then deletes them to repost them again in the next thread.

>>25104920
Speaking of which, how about "What cutie mark story are you looking forward to the most?"

I actually don't like Rarity, but am most interested in seeing how she got her cutie mark. And possibly seeing newborn Sweetie Belle.

>>25104899
HAHA you're good

>>25104090
I'm more curious as to where they got that shopping cart... pinkie pie and her fourth wall...

>>25104895
Yeah, it is more then one person. I posted a few, but at least one other posted most of them.

>>25104928
For a moment, I thought you were refering to me as a stupid rarity lover. But I never delete my posts, so I guess its another.

>>25104928

I wasn't in here for the whole thread, do you mean the guy that starts all of the image names with "Rar" then a bunch of numbers?

>>25104962

I posted like 3 rarity pictures myself.

>>25104918
NO

>>25104988
>>25104988
>>25104988
>>25104988
>>25104988
>>25104988
>>25104988
>>25104988
new thread

>>25104928
Then post them yourself so they can't be deleted and he can't post duplicates.

>>25104918
I dunno, I think I like them better without hands.

>>25105005

Weren't we just talking about needing a topic to be a decent thread?

>>25105005
nah

>>25105005
not one discussion topic. 3 were food related and gold.

I'll pass.

>>25105005

goddamnit anonymous you can't make a decent topic to save your life

also no bump limit

How is it no one ponyfied any King of the Hill characters?

Or even have AJ, Big Mac, Apple Bloom, and Granny Smith go yup or mm-hm?

>>25105005
yah dun goof'd.

>>25105061
Probably because King of the Hill is utter shit.

Which pony do you want to kiss?

>>25105075

Glenda

>>25105075

None of them because giant slobbery horse lips are not sexy.

>>25105075

Sweetie Belle

>>25105075

Pinkamena Diane Pie

>>25105088
>>25105088
>>25105088
>>25105088

Keyword and topic, go!

>>25105073
Dale episodes are good.

>>25105087

they are gross things

not as bad as llamas

>>25105073
I can be rude for no reason, too. I'm on /v/, right?

>>25105087
This. Similar to how horse vagina is disgusting. Actually, that's not true at all. Horse vagina is an enigma to me.

>>25105124

weirdo

>>25104129
Why did you post a picture of Dialga?

>>25105124

Why even bring up horse vagina.

>>25105073
You sound European as fuck.