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04/13/11(Wed)02:27 No.25078734>>25078541 I DIDN'T WATCH FIREFLY, SO THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
My name is Jayne, and here, in the hallowed halls of Canterlot, I die.
With Hot Pocket in hand, he made his final transmission. The rulers of ancient Equestria, resurrected in accordance to the prophecy, watched on as Celestia, current ruler and Equestrian Supreme, grabbed the Blade of Death in her mouth, and prepared to kill this strange creature known as human.
"I can let you taint our humble land no longer, foul beast. My people deserve peace, by any means necessary."
Jayne took a bite of his Hot Pocket. The ham and cheese scorched the roof of his mouth. Ouch.
If you want to kill me, then kill me, but don't put on a damn show about it. This is between me and your gold, and it looks like your gold won.
"Indeed it does. You put up quite a fight. Now I get my win." At least let me finish mah meal.
Celestia looked for approval from the ancients. Even their decrepit old bones understood the value of one's last meal. They signaled to the Princess. "Indeed." bite....bite....bite.....
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....swallow.
Jayne lept into the air, grabbing the blade from the Princess's mouth and in one fell swoop, lobbed her head off and de-winged the bitch. The ancients looked on in horror.
Oh, that thing about me dying? yeah, I lied.
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