>>25040038
NOPE.MP4

>>25040676
Siding with Twilight. Magic is power, and friendship.

none because everyone died as the sun and the moon hurtled out of control and crashed into the earth

>>25040676
I swear I'm gonna smack Scootaloo if she fucks up one more time.

KING ZOGU AND HIS ENDLESS LEGIONS!

Applejack. A soldier has to eat

>>25040676
There is only one leader that fights for true freedom and liberty rather than imposing an imperial fist as the previous regimes have.

All hail the Great and Powerful Trixie!

Magic would steamroll them all without problem cause its motherfucking magic. Not much of a conflict there. Then Twilight Sparkle becomes the tyrant.

Depends. Twilight would probably win, but pinkie pie could pull some crazy shit. If I really had to pick, though, it'd probably be fluttershy - we'd hide away and come out later in peace, of course.

I pledge allegiance to Rainbow Dash.

>>25040754
Who needs Trixie? I GOT PILLS!

>>25039990
Unspecified amount of time turned out to be about 40 minutes.

Twilight Sparkle, but only if she let me read her books. Plus, I imagine she's smarter about magic and war tactics than the other ponies. Otherwise, wouldn't give a shit.

>>25040765
CONTROL THE FRIENDSHIP

CONTROL THE UNIVERSE

>implying I wouldn't watch silently as all factions destroy each other and I completely blindside everyone and become king myself

As she took to the air for her third flight attempt of the day, Scootaloo was terrified. Despite being hundreds of feet up, it wasn't the prospect of falling that scared her. As her wings gave out and she began to drop, the ground coming at her didn't frighten her. Nor did the tree branches she slammed into on her way down, or the thorns that lanced her skin.

She would have gladly fallen through those thorns forever, if it meant avoiding what would happen after she landed.

When she hit the ground, Rainbow Dash was already there waiting for her. She towered over the smaller Pegasus, with a look of disgust on her face.

"I...I flew so much farther this time! Did you see? I'm getting much bett-"

Dash's first kick knocked the wind out of Scootaloo. She gasped for breath, but Dash kicked her in the exact same spot again. Scootaloo gasped again, and again Dash kicked away her breath. Only after the third kick did Scootaloo realize what was happening.

"She's trying to suffocate me."

Dash continued kicking Scootaloo in the same place, over and over, faster and faster, until the young Pegasus began to pass out. Only then did Dash relent, allowing Scootaloo to take a breath of air. By this time it hurt terribly just to inhale, and her body was instinctively taking huge breathes to keep her alive, making the pain even more excruciating.

"D...Dash...." Scootaloo gasped, "T...thank...y...you..."

Dash spit in her face.

"Thanking me? You're THANKING me? You little shit! You can thank me when you know how to do something other than fail!"

Dash reared up, and then ran at Scootaloo at a full gallop. She then headbutted Scootaloo at full speed, sending her small form flying into a nearby tree. She fell to the ground in a bloody heap.

>>25040754

pixi suks cok

Christ guys. Can someone giv me some motivation to work on requests? Some cute shit, im so bored of scootabuse

I'm loving you idea OP, but wouldn't it make sense to have 3 factions: Earth, Pegasus, and unicorn ponies?

>>25040729
moon crashing onto the earth
>mfw

>>25040804
>Threat detected

>>25040797

>>25040807
Scootaloo realized that if Dash had been a unicorn, that last assault would have impaled her through the heart. Part of her wished Dash was a unicorn.

"So here's my plan..." said Dash, as she walked slowly toward the smaller pony.

"Dash..."

"I figure the reason you won't fly is cause you're lazy. Using your legs, like a worthless Earth Pony."

"Dash, listen, I..."

"So, here's what I'm gonna do...I'm going to kick that little foreleg of yours until I hear a snap. Then I'm gonna kick it some more. Then once your little bones are pounded to dust, I'm gonna do it again. And again. Four times."

"Dash, please, listen...."

"Yeah, that's the ticket! Maybe once you're a cripple, that'll give you some incentive to learn to fly, huh? Your pathetic, worthless little legs dangling uselessly while you flap around. Won't that be a sight?"

"DASH!"

"WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF GARBAGE?"

Scootaloo looked into Rainbow Dash's eyes. She smiled. There was fear in her smile, but there was no hate.

"Dash...thank you for being such a good teacher. I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment. You're right, you deserve better than me. But thank you anyway," Scootaloo's voice was calm and deliberate. Dash could tell that she meant every word. "Dash....you'll always be my hero."

The little Pegasus closed her eyes.

"It's okay, Dash. I'm ready."

Rainbow Dash backed away slowly.

"No..." said Dash. "I....this isn't...you're supposed to HATE me...you're supposed to...even after all this...how could you be so...so..."

"Loyal?"

Dash nodded, horrified. Her eyes began to well up with tears.

"I told, you, Dash," said Scootaloo. "You're a good teacher."

>>25040754

HAIL! Trixie's speeches would be the most entertaining to listen to. Lots of fireworks too. Listening to somebody like Fluttershy give a moral boosting speech would be all kinds of no.

>>25040807

>>25040783
This turned out... rather nice. good job.

>>25040804
Me too. We can form an allegiance. I get Sugar cube corner.

there's only one who can rule equestria

>>25040754
The Greatest...The Most Powerful.

Captcha: warships? vitsme

OH SHIT.

So I was wondering. Does anybody remember that pony album project AJ tried way back when but then quit in the middle of thanks to two people bitching about song choices? I was thinking of bringing it back. Anyone interested?

Here's the deal, we can plan several character albums for each of the 6 mane (lol I'm funny) ponies, one for side characters (Cutie Mark Crusaders, Gilda, Zecora, Derpy, etc), and depending on popular demand, anybody else who you think deserves a full one. Total number of songs will prolly be about 20 for each (except maybe more for the side character album). We can try accepting up to 30 songs and then have a vote or something to narrow it back down to 20.

It was fun while it lasted last time. Anybody interested in starting it back up?

>>25040676


Applejack.


Pinkie Pie won't take anything serious.
Rarity would just be bitching all the time and not do anything
Twilight and her autism will make her a bad leader.
Fluttershy is too timid to take the role as leader.
Dash would just gloat about her own achievements all the time and be selfish.

Applejack is a hard working pony who's pretty down to earth and confident. Good qualities for a good leader.

>>25040804
Go to bed, Mantarok.

>>25040841
Is he like a pokemon?
Can only say his name?

>>25040851
AJ complicated things too much. Just do it all yourself and upload the albums to MegaUpload.

Problem solved.

>>25040851
I don't think it can be done on 4chan. Anonymous voting won't work

>>25040828
>>25040807

>>25040676
Twilight: Best tactics and power, low morale
Rainbow Dash: Low Morale, low power, easily overcome because no one conserves energy
Applejack: High morale, good power, bad tactics
Pinkie pie: Best morale, lowest power
Rarity: Good tactics, okay power, most fabulous, which makes them easily identifiable
Fluttershy: Second-best tactics, low power, depends on subterfuge and guerrilla warfare.

I would go with Pinkie Pie, because that would be fun as shit.

The one true ruler of Equestria.

>>25040828
>>25040807
good... end? I am confuse.

The gods shall be reborn! Stay loyal and you shall be rewarded!

>>25040840
Hell yeah!

>>25040863
Lol, who's that?

>>25040859
Who needs to be a leader? Who could stand up to an angry twilight sparkle, especially if she's as adept at teleportation as she was in applejack season

>>25040828
>>25040807

Fuck this, I'm out of here. enjoy your whatever the fuck this is.

>>25040676
A Game of Thrones?

>>25040816
You can do it

>>25040851

Having more people involved in a project just makes it more complicated. If you are unsure about something, you can toss an idea out and see what kind of reaction you get, but it'd be a lot faster just to compile them by yourself.

I'd like to see how it turns out though!

I need that image of celestia looking at luna kind of biting her lip

>>25040846

I really like that picture! The original requester said earlier today that he/she wanted to tweak a few things before it was colored. Mostly with the dialogue.

leave scootaloo alone, she loose her legs in war

>>25040846
sauce?

>>25040935
sauce? I am the sauce

>>25040750
HOLY SHIT. I ACTUALLY GET THIS REFERENCE!!!

>>25040816
A pegasus collecting her molted feathers to make a pillow for a loved one?

>>25040875
Sometimes, when he's really drunk but when he's sober he's just like Celestia

>>25040894
I was thinking something like running it through email or something. Once an album hits the song limit, I can let people email their votes during a set time frame and once that time frame is up, the poll would be closed and I'd tally up the votes.

That sound like it might work?

>>25040932
I will keep posting this until the legs thief is stopped.

>>25040807
>>25040828

Seek help.

So how come nobody is talking about Celestia confirming Equestria is on Earth. Or whats left of it?

>>25040932
And now she is a scooter!

>>25040926
oi, thanks. Awaiting a response from him before i upload it anywhere else.

>>25040970
>>25040990
Keep on rolling

>>25040828
That ending was shit. I wanted Scootaloo to have her legs broken.

>>25040970
>>25040990
You know I never did end up beating Space Station Silicon Valley on my N64

fuck the jungle bonus stage

>>25040985
Wait, when does she 'confirm' it?

>>25040924
I do have a good number of songs that I suggested last time as well as some of the ones I can remember jotted down so some of them are already on their way. I just thought it was a fun idea and getting folks involved was kinda neat. Plus, some ponies are harder to compile with a single person's music library than others so suggestions are a great way to fill them up.

>>25041001
Roll out scootabots!

>>25040985
for some reason I wasn't surprised...but everyone around me pretty much fell in half. I thought that even the fanon had established that this was post-apoc earth?

>>25040828
Liked the first half, second needed more violence.

>>25041006
>silicon valley

That game was the shit. Excuse me while i recover from this violent nostalgasm

>>25041010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxoPaeCRKcA#t=12m35s

>>25041033
We share the same constellations, it had to be earth anyway. That they know it's earth, and use human terminology, raises... questions.

>>25040997

Dat Nappy! Did you ever get around to that picture of Kyo Trixie vs Ryu Twilight bro? I've been playing the shit out of KOF 2002 UM of late and I thought about that picture again.

>>25040946
Oh! well aren't you awesome then

>>25040925
>>25041051
YES! thats it thank you!

>>25040970

>>25041058
that's been on my list for a long time, now. I want it to be really good, so I'm trying not to rush into it.

...it'll probably still suck, though! but no, I have not gotten around to it, but I will always remember it simply because it's fighting game related.

Have a thing, /co/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCZvV5FhsOo

>>25040946
Hey Nappy, have you seen this yet?

It was you who wanted this coloured the other night, right?

>>25041074
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

>>25041095
And the black line version.

>>25041078

Nice! Looking forward to it.

>>25040875
>Not knowing who Doom is
Leave /co/ and never return

>>25041091
so much pony

>>25040932 leave Scootaloo alone. She lost her legs in >>25040828

>>25041062
>>25039460

Actually.. Yeah.

Sparkle AwesomeSauce, to be exact.

>>25041119

Was a joke, silly.

>>25041051
>12:39

Well you look at that...

>>25041075
>pic related
Maybe there is hope for Gilda after all?
I doubt it, but one can dream right?

>>25040830
Umm... We shall fight them... at the beaches?

>>25041095
>>25041114
Cool! I got the colored line version the other day. thanks for both!

>>25040828

I think Derpy failed to deliver the proper ending.

Until tonight

>>25041003
I was hoping for something along the lines of Dash not taking it and then proceeds to stamp on her head until it becomes a very fine mush and for an epilogue, it turns out that Dash said that a beast from the Everfree forest kidnapped her and that Dash couldn't save her.

For anyone who has been wondering what the Mayor wanted with Celestia last episode, here's a poorly drawn comic...

>>25041075
and then gilda ate scootaloo's legs?

If any drawfriend is willing to take a request, How about Celestia as Dr.Doom?

>>25040807
>>25040828
I'm not sure if this counts as a happy ending or not.

I'm more disturbed by the quality of the writing. It's actually quite good. Wasting your talent much?

Does anyone want to color Rarity for me? Bonus points for running eye makeup.

>>25040859

Looking at your image I keep thinking about Fallout/Pony crossovers. I can see Twilight heading a Ponyhood of Steel. And Fluttershy can become that tree guy from Oasis.

>>25041051
"Where on Earth...."


This is a Confufale

Confufale
Confufale
Confufale

>>25041224
Iwill if no one else wheel

>>25040807
>>25040828
>>25041075

>mfw Dash and Gilda switched personalities

>>25041253

Go for it.

>>25040754

>>25041253
I would if I knew how to work the fancy smamshy art programs

>>25041210
Fun fact, when deprived of proteins deer will sometimes eat the head and legs of bird chicks.
Considering the closeness between deer and horses, and gryphons and birds, Gilda may be the one in more danger.

>>25041224
I'll do it.

found where I stashed that file so I'll post some of what I already had as far as possible tracks.

Pinkie Pie
Sleep on the Dance Floor - The Postelles
Parrot - Stepdad
Carameldansen - Caramell
Candy Pop - Heartsdales feat. Soul'd Out
Tik Tok - Ke$ha
Party Hard - Andrew W.K
Last Friday Night - Katy Perry
Wraith Pinned to the Mist - of Montreal
I Came 2 Party - Space Cowboy
Get Happy - B'witched
Don't Stop Me Now - Queen

Dash
All This Love - The Similou
I kissed a girl - Katy Perry
Taiyou no Mannaka - Bivattchee
Because I'm Awesome - The Dollyrots
Boy's Best Friend - The Postelles
Dare - Stan Bush
Sonic Boom
City Escape
Colors - DJ Taka
Helix Nebula - Anamanguchi
Ride the Wind - Poison
Thunderstruck - ACDC
Rainbow in the Dark - Dio

Fluttershy
Dangerous and Sweet - Lenka
Just Apathy - Talley Hall
Hello Pansy - Mihimaru GT
Can You Feel the Sunshine
Step on Me - The Cardigans
Changes - Stars
I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing - The New Seekers

Rarity
Opera Singer - Cake
Killer Queen - Queen
Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend - Marilyn Monroe
The Fear - Lily Allen
Just an Old Fashioned Girl - Eartha Kitt
All I See - Kylie Minogue
The Fear - Lilly Allen
Sexy Naughty Bitchy Me - Tata Young

>>25041247
>>25041150

Celestia knows the terrible, terrible truth of their origins. Sometimes she forgets the mortal's don't.

ok guys, really.

really here.

i know we all like the show and stuff, but there's no reason to keep putting this section on the wikipedia page:

"Nick and More awarded the series as the "Best New Show in 2010".[6] As well, the series has an unusually large following among adults, including males. The series' growth in popularity in this demographic can be seen in the number of pony-related posts on 4chan's /co/, or comics and cartoon boards, which surpassed 6000 per day on February 25 2011.[7] The series has found many devoted male adult followers on the internet, some of which who refer to themselves as "Bronies". The series creators, as well as many fan blogs, have acknowledged and encouraged the show's popularity with the older demographic.[8]"

it's stupid and just makes everyone look like they're just seeking validation or something. it reflects badly on all of us.

what i'm saying is: stop being retarded

there is no reason the word "brony" should ever be on wikipedia.

>>25041283
Whyboner

>>25041323

>>25041295
>dash
>I kissed a girl - Katy Perry
IMO I don't see that working out.

>>25041305
Hmm... and origins would be pretty interesting to write about.
Suspense, betrayal, action, adventure!

SlyWit knows what I'm talking about!

>>25041283

God, I love that outfit!

Who's the silly pony? Who is? You is! APPLEJACK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NUgUu2_gBc
Catchy as hell.

>>25041354
it was on there from the last time because of the whole "Dash is a lesbian" thing. There was another song with the same title and premise on the list as well but I can't remember the artist name at all plus this one was kinda funnier of an idea anyway. The other song was far too softsung for Dash.

siding with pinkie. She'd be after me otherwise

>>25041306

>>25040676

This would make a great RTS. Each general should get special powers related to their element

Dash (Loyalty): Dash's squads never need to make moral checks, and cannot be forced to surrender. Other armies cannot plant traitors in her squads.

Fluttershy (Kindness): Any unit killed by one of her armies has a 10% chance to be captured instead. Captured troops (including regular surrenders) have a 50% chance of converting and joining her army.

Applejack (Honesty): Traitors, infiltrators, and spies all have no effect on her units. Her armies gain a +50 moral bonus whenever a treaty with her is broken.

Pinkie (Laughter): Her armies never suffer combat fatigue. Her units cannot be routed.

Rarity (Generosity): All occupied towns and cities produce 25% more volunteers and supplies. Any captives she holds cannot be incited to riot.

Twilight (Magic): Once per battle, the commander of her army may apply one of 25 battlefield effects. Each has a small but significant combat effect (number 25, for example, causes all units within 400' of the casting to grow big, bushy mustaches, boosting morale by 10), making hers the most versatile army.

everyone needs to get a grip

Earth in MLP is nothing new, I mean, there's a whole subjection of their race called EARTH ponies.

>>25041253
No I will do it

C'mon people, no more Scootabuse?

>>25041453
Give it time, chronicles may supply new fresh ideas.

>>25040676
Fluttershy be able to take them all on herself.
So I'm siding with her

>>25041100

holy shit. Im being so unproductive. What the fuck is wrong with me? Does ANYONE have ANY caps of blues the fucking pony?

>>25041443
Earth referring to the planet and earth referring to the ground are different, though. The latter can be handwaved away by it being the closest english word to the Equine equivalent, the planet can't.

>>25041349

What's going on in this picture? Twilight is laying on Trixie's robe, that much I can see. But what's she reading and why is it giving her pleasureful feelings in her ass?

>>25041445
race/competition?
(not that I care but it sounds fun)

>>25041453

I find Scootabuse hilarious.

who need head when you have friendship and magic

here's a few more I had since why not?

Derpy
Jumbo camera - NHK OST
Always Safety First - NRBQ
A Horse with No Name - America

Twilight
you're not alone - Chicago
Star - Erasure
why can't we be friends - Smash Mouth
Star Line - Genki Rockets
Bein' Friends - Mother vocal album
Thank You for Being a Friend - Andrew Gold
Twilight - ELO

Applejack
Simple Things - Mr Hyunh
I Love a Rainy Night - Eddie Rabbit
Forever in Blue Jeans - Neal Diamond

Luna
evil thoughts - foxy shazam
who will i be tonight - gold motel
that's okay - the hush sound

>>25041392
oh god. that song is stuck in my head now. I..I can't get rid of it!

>>25041443

actually, it IS new. "Earth Ponies" were in the original series too, and it refers to earth in its non place name state, as in SOIL. Earth Ponies in FIM are essentially the farming and menial labor caste, they take their name from SOIL as well. as in "fresh tilled earth".

Celestia however, for the first time, used Earth as a place name. IE The planet Earth.

>>25041445
Well, fuck.

>>25041508
Can't be a race because I won't get to my pc until later. Competition! Winner takes all. All the money!

Siding with Dash, because her troops will probably be trained to ridiculous extremes. (The training program would probably be like Scootabuse but on a much larger scale.)

>>25041531
I can think of a few. Gimme a minute

>>25041152
I hop so. I would like to see non-mean Gilda.

>>25041261
Lol :P

>>25041513
Yeah but everyone always say ignore it when you know there will always be someone who hasn't been around saying wtf

Who is responsible for this?!

>>25041531

>Mr. Hyunh

>>25041508
>>25041586
Since I already started on this I shall compete as well then.

I shall be the underdog.

>>25041605

It came from Ponychan.

>>25040676
Rarity, because the uniforms are guaranteed to be FABULOUS.

>>25041605
What the f-

>>25041349
My favorite kind of picture

>>25040676
Obviously Twilight Sparkle. Anyone who isn't with her is a fool, soon to be a dead fool at that.

I can't see Pinkie Pie or Fluttershy engaging in this behavior. Maybe if Pinkie thought it was a game and Fluttershy was just trying to calm everyone else down...

for Fluttershy

Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses

I don't know why, but I feel like this fits Fluttershy for some reason.

>>25041605

Twilight, obviously.

Power, Intelligence, Organization skills.

She has everything necessary, and the drive to use it properly.

Did anyone else see Applejack or Rainbow Dash charging NMM? I don't think so.

>>25041605

I lol'd

>>25040676
Rarity, of course.

Gotta look good during the apocalypse.

is there a story behind this picture?

>>25041605
KILL IT WITH BLIZZARD ATTACK!

>>25041576
Just because it's named Earth doesn't mean it's the same Earth. Earth is a pretty common name last I checked.

>>25041605
I dunno, but it is badly colored. You can see the issues clearly. The original mane and outlines/

>>25041605

>>25040676

Any of you who side with Twilight are foals. Her element is Friendship, and clearly that's gone down the shitter if all five of her closest friends have split from her to form their own factions. Without her hax powers, she's probably the weakest pony by a mile.

>>25041700
Finish it off with a false swipe!

>>25041605

lol

>>25041719
Bitch reads books and shit. Probably knows tactics, but is inflexible.

>>25041660
makes enough sense to me. I shall add it.

I love romance, but I have a sex phobia

>>25041727
No, you see I was making a Megaman joke. Blizzard attack is Plantman's weakness and yea, But I see what you did there!

>>25041747

Same her, but I can fap no problem.

>>25041692

IIRC, Noel drew the first one as a lark. And then a bunch of people were poutraged. So she drew the second and they were mollified.

It was sort of a prototype scootabuse.

>>25041719
Since when are her magical abilities contingent on her having friends? She was Celestia's star pupil when she was a friendless shut-in in Canterlot.

>>25041516
who needs legs when you have fuckin wheels

>>25041702

this is probably the stupidest thing I have seen posted on 4chan in awhile, and that says something.

The ponies use human technology, use human expressions (including ones that names the planet in question) and live side by side with animals native to the human planet in question. But no, its not that planet, but one with an identical name, expressions, and wildlife.

>>25041719
You're the foal. Twilight's magic is powerful without needing to invoke her element. Not only that, but she is canonically the only pony with a talent for mass organization and rallying others to a cause, as seen in Winter Wrap Up. Her army would be a well oiled machine, disciplined, efficient, and backed by Twilight's considerable intellect and magical prowess. The only one who stands a chance is Pinkie Pie, since her predictive powers would allow her to play havoc with Twilight's strategies. That and her charisma.

>>25041787

Scooterloo?

>>25041702

In the original series, there were humans living with the ponies. I remember watching in the 80 something about it too. Also, a pink pony named "Celestia" there and was the favourite of the humans....

Hence the conspiracies.

>>25040676
Pinkie Pie. She's like bajilion steps ahead of the others.

>>25041787

Did Dash removed your legs and replaced them with wheels because you couldn't fly since you are a big useless piece of shit?

>>25041758
Thanks G.I.Po(ny), now I know!

>>25041819
>pink pony named "Celestia" there and was the favourite of the humans....

Ok, now we all now the origin of Equestria.

>>25041762
I was just looking in the archive and that talk about romance and sex was bothering me. I have been romantic with people, but I could never bring myself to have sex with them. Since that is all other people really care about, it never lasted.
It's sad

>>25041771

Noel draws such adorable pictures of Trixie too, despite that grim first picture. I wish she'd drop by more often. Haven't seen her in a very long time.

Definitely Fluttershy

Problem?

>>25040765
"Silly Twilight. You need dessert power to rule Dune."

The only true solution to this conflict...

Stop the hating guys! Can't you tell?
That's /b/'s job...[/spoiler

>>25041827

Eh plays banjos and doesn't afraid of anything.

Hey colts whats going on in this thre-
*Scootabuse*
I think I'll jus-
*Scooterloo*
t stick around a bit

>>25041847
AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE

>>25041576
>used Earth as a place name. IE The planet Earth.
what? when? where?

I'm siding with fluttershy because she's probably REALLY good with diplomacy. And more than likely a trading empire will evolve.

>>25041672
>>25041802
Twilight got turned to stone by a cockatrice.
Fluttershy looked at that same cockatrice straight in the eye and scared the shit out of it.
Fluttershy>Twilight

>>25041861
Indeed, you can see it reflected in the popular culture throughout the history. It used to be all about romance, now it came down to plain sex. A sad development.

>>25041747

Only with my hand. The thought of having intercourse with a woman frightens me beyond belief.

Scared as shit. It just aint natural...

>>25041846
yes and now i have accreleration fro 0 to 100 kmph in 2 seconds flat

>>25041893

>>25041926
>>25041861
jesus christ. Its like a blast to the past. I got bitched at last time, but this is a subject close to my heart
pun intended
romance aint dead

>>25041915
I wasn't aware being a skilled strategist required one to be a master of the stink eye. It's about leadership and the ability to wage war, Fluttershy might be able to command the loyalty of animals, but I doubt she'd have the heart to send them into battle. She'd end up joining one of the others very soon, most likely Twilight or Pinkie Pie, depending on which one of them got to her first.

I love Rainbow Dash's face in this picture. This was done with MS paint, right? Did he do it with a mouse, or can you use MS paint with a tablet? I don't know anything about tablets, pardon my stupidity

>>25041952
Oops forgot the
>>25041901

>>25041962
do not worry, these type of ideas will be their own undoing.

>>25041972

Anyone making the Otakon brony meetup?

>>25042016
I made that image.
>feels good pony

>>25041605
Oh my god, he's a woman. I ALWAYS KNEW.

>>25040754
All hail!

>>25040676
Fluttershy. At the start she was the same as she always was, but a few months later Angel is killed by Applejack's forces. This causes Fluttershy to man the fuck up and become focused on avenging Angel's death and restoring order to the land.

>>25042042
What's Otakon?

>>25042033
slowly. Ive had a lot of shit in real life to sort out today, and as a result ive just been shattered. To be honest, I wouldnt expect many drawings till midweek

>>25041962

Nobody's arguing that it's dead, it just got shifted to the far background.

>>25041605
Because I can post this picture now.

>>25042042
man..haven't been to otakon since 07. Sort of want.
>>25042069
it's an anime convention in baltimore

>>25042074
Well, do you reckon by season two the magic that we all got will be able to turn that trend around? Im thinking a new romantics revolution.

>>25042104

I've never been there, period. Feels bad man.

>>25042069

http://www.otakon.com

Baltimore Maryland anime convention, a pretty huge one. Someone is gearing up to a Brony meetup there

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/otakon-brony-meetup.html

>>25041926

News flash. It has always been about sex. Sex is biological. Romantic love is an invented notion.

>>25041323

here's my new video bros, Nazis for everyone. Also can we get a picture of Trixie as Col. Hans Landa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bxAyP6uJ4k

>>25041984
Except with her power makes it so she won't need strategy.
When you control a legion of dragons in a world that lacks missiles, you win.
Hell, she doesn't even have to send them into battle, just have them take a nap in their territory.
This is of course assuming they don't surrender immediately.

Yeah Baltimore is pretty far away

>>25042109

Don't know.I guess we'll see.

>>25042123

So? You're implying that romance is bad or inferior to sex?

>>25041972

Scootabuse is apparantly still a hot button topic

Hmmm...

>>25041621
And here's my try at it.

Does this mean that I win the race that didn't happen?

>>25040851
I'm game, I did something similar for /v/ with a tribute album for JSRF. Which pony should we start first?

>>25042120

Don't try to stir shit up. I'm watching you. FOREVER

>>25042042

Yeah I plan on going to that I live near the D.C. area so it's not too far.

>>25041988
You can use a tablet in MSPaint. You can even use it to control the mouse if you want. While using it, it basically just overrides the mouse input.

And I really like that picture too.

>>25042123
so is everything else, but that doesn't make it any less important.

>>25042123
Yeah but guess what? You only like sex for pleasure. Sex is only pleasurable so dumb animals know to do it. Romance is uniquely human. Humans shouldn't even get pleasure from sex anymore.

I only care for romance, never have sex

>>25042132
Fluttershy being able to control dragons would be like Mother Teresa having control of the world's nuclear arsenal. She'd never use them.

>>25042162
Forfiet

>>25042123
yes, because romance is a higher level extrapolation of something more base
it doesn't mean we have to shot OOGA BOOGA and get our clubs and fuck the first compatible mate we see.

if anything we should be moving away from that

>>25042162
No because it wasn't a race it was a competition. Either way it was between me and bravespark.

>>25042123

Sex is biological. Government is an invented notion. That doesn't make it less relevant to our lives.

>>25042170

DAMMIT PINKIE ;_;;;;;;

>>25042104

I'll take good care of you~ yeah~

I haven't been to Otakon in ages, but this certainly seals the deal. I'm really hoping Noel and/or Ottanta will attend as well...that'd be so_awesome.png

>>25042215
and that one anon that said he was going to do it

PAUSE WE ARE NOW ENTERING TROLL TERRITORY, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM ENTERING ANY HEATED DISCUSSIONS THAT DO NOT INVOLVE PONY OR TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

>>25042217

Even invented things are real.

>>25042207

Why? Sounds like you've got some sexual hangups.

I know, I know. Sexual hang ups from a fan of My Little Pony. Stop the presses.

>>25042162
>>25042162

As the OP of that image, yes. You win the nonexistent race. Good job.

>>25042123
>Romantic love is an invented notion.

no it isn't. romance is definitely a real thing that occurs naturally.

that's not to say it always happens (or even should happen), or that trying to separate romance from its logical endpoint isn't kind of bizarre, but it's definitely real.

>>25042191
Only place I ever hear stupid drivel like this is from bitter virgins on 4chan. Take it to /r9k/ or something.

>>25042228

Do you think government is more important than sex? Do you think that sex should be avoided in favor of government?

>>25042256
wait....I thought goggles drew that. w/e

>>25042200

>Fluttershy being able to control dragons would be like Mother Teresa having control of the world's nuclear arsenal. She'd never use them.

That's one way to put it.

>>25042270

Yes, under some circumstances.

We already done this sex/romance shit. Sex is biological. Romance is a completely abstract concept. You can link them.

My own opinion is that nothing matters, everything is incredibly personal and any kind of real basis we have of any true concept is nevertheless meaningless while in this immensely incomprehensible universe. All that matters are our experiences, romance is a good experience. Embrace it, dont try to scoff at it because it is human-imagined bollocks. Everything we can conceive is imagined bollocks

>>25042264

Inorite? Same screwy thinking behind the virgin/whore complex, white knights, and moralfagging.

>>25042236
Well ok but it's not a race so you can still improve on it anonymous.

>>25042228
No but it does give sex the priority.

>>25042232
>I'll take good care of you~

I suddenly do not want to go

Oh god. Shitstorm incoming. Brace for "You're a virgin, therefore you're wrong" and other bullshit.

Well, it was only a matter of time...

>>25042232

Twixy is so cute!

My Android is 20% cooler now

>>25042302

Depends on what your priorities are.

>>25042281
Yeah, Goggles drew it. I'm saying that I was the one that requested the coloring.

>>25042300
If you want to color it too, go for it.

Applejack: headstrong and tough, probably sticks to only a small guerrilla style unit. Will probably be initially successful in battles, gradually loses more and more followers with her directionless campaign. Eventually ends up captured or defeated due to stubborn and competitive nature making her predictable.

Rainbow Dash, similar to Applejack, but a more serious threat due to air superiority of her forces. Will last longer, but ends up the same way, due to inability to compromise.

Rarity: gives up early on to design uniforms for one of the others, they will be the sharpest dressed ponies on the battlefield.

Fluttershy: too timid to commit her forces to battle, she instead focuses on defending what she has. Each new wave of casualties weakens her resolve until she finally breaks down and tries to end the fighting with a heartfelt speech, is killed halfway through it by a sniper.

Pinkie Pie: precognitive abilities give her an edge over everybody else, she's always one step ahead and manages to avoid problematic situations. Unfortunately her irreverent attitude causes her to take the whole conflict as a game, thus she only seeks to prolong it with her antics. She never exploits opportunities that could finish an opponent and mostly just keeps people in check.

Twilight: able administrator, probably the only one with an actual plan and long term strategy. She employs cunning, magic, and knowledge to remove her enemies. The least adventurous and daring of the ponies, but almost guaranteed to end up winning the war.

Twilight Sparkle = University of Planet
Fluttershy = Gaia's Stepdaughters
Applejack = Morgan Industries
Pinkie Pie = Pony Hive
Rainbow Dash = Spartan Federation

Can't think of one for Rarity.

>>25042343
Sex is necessary for the continued survival of the human race.

>>25042232
0r0! How's it going?

>>25042215
>>25042300
The race part was poor attempt at humour on my part and I apologise for that. I guess I should think my posts more throughoutly.

If you feel awfully offended, I can delete the image.

We can save this thread, everyone who is not a troll MAN the fuck up (apologies if your a lady) and shut up about this romance vs sex nonsense.

>>25042415
agreed

>>25042323

Virgins often are when it comes to topics for adults.

>>25042387

True, but in our day to day lives, I think government has a greater immediate influence on how we live our lives than sex does, but I suppose it depends on where and how you live your life.

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>>25042367

Rarity should be Morgan industries, yo. They're the most fabulous.

>>25042387
You don't say.

The whole origin of this argument was that shipping is about romance, and some fucking troll was trying to tell us we only ship the ponies because we want them to have sex, it's just not true. I like romantic ponies, not sexual ponies

>>25042331

have some moar

>>25042305

HNNFFFF

>>25042398

Hey Nanaki, gonna stream in like an hour

>>25042346

doing good, you should join us in a while

This thread is rather dildos.

I suggest we rectify this situation by posting digitized images of the one known as Derpy.

Was this coloured before?

And, you know, better?

>>25042123
Horseapples. Companionship is as innate a desire as sex.

>>25042408
No no it's fine it's just I'll make my version 20% cooler that yours.

>>25042387
The world has too many humans tho

>>25042477
no the troll is totally correct. Unless it's explicitly a platonic romance aka. a "bromance"

>>25042477
I'm going to tell you what I tell HSG: it doesn't matter what you end up having them do, the emotional origin of shipping is fucking pathetic.

>>25042479
PONIES?

Totally siding with Dash.

Rainbow Faction is 20% cooler.

>>25042491
Pipe thread?

>>25042525

You should probably read that particular post, bro.

>>25042525
Open it...
trust me.

>>25042200
While it's true she'll most likely fight a purely defensive war, no army will be able to break through the dragon defensive line.
Her second-in-command Angel Bunny, will take care of the offense.

>>25040676

Rainbow Dash all the way. Full power!

>>25042477

That was me and I'm not a troll. I didn't say the reason you ship is because you want them to have sex.

I said it's pointless to have them ship if you don't want them to have sex.

It's like taking a trip to Disneyland without going on any of the rides.

>>25042514
I have aspergers so the only way I can get my emotional needs and function in society is by living vicariously through the romantic relationships of colorful cartoon lesbian ponies. It's what gets me through my day job as a successful hotshot IT administrator.

You can't fucking take this from me.

>>25042477
Oh, is that what we're arguing about this time?

I like them both

>>25042481

Wow, that is really sweet. I love the Twixie pairing so much!

>stream

Sort of want. What do you stream?

>>25042462
Huh, I kind of like this. Everyone contributing their own spin on happy edits.

>>25042501

Companionship sure. But that's not the ship in shipping stories. Shipping stories are about romantic love.

>>25042502
I hope you do.I did kinda rush through it since it's pretty late and already spotted a minor detail or two that could easily be improved upon.

Just remember it's all in good fun.

>>25042501

This is true. Sexual relations are not the only sort of relations between humans that the dominance of our species is dependent on.

>>25042579
You dont get it. At least appreciate that you dont understand the motivation, otherwise you are doing exactly that, trolling.

>>25042525
B...But it's a happy edit :[

>>25042509
Based on what?

>>25042605
Romance is playing at evoking satisfaction of the innate need for the contact and company of another, especially in a mate-pair bond.

Take the TrixiexTwilight fanart where Twilight reads Trixie a story for example. Remember the words?
>stayed by her side forever and ever.

>>25042579

I suppose you thing the only acceptable reason to go on a date is because you want to get married (or at least, get laid)?

>>25042579
Personally, I only want romance and never to have sex

I guess I'm forever alone

>>25042646

I get it, it's just stupid and pointless. I'm not trolling; I'm being honest.

It'd be like me writing a story about all the cast going to a pizza parlor. Because I like the idea of pizza parlors. But I specifically avoid writing about them eating pizza because I've never had pizza before. Or because I'm scared that if I describe pizza then people will make fun of me. Or because I think pizza is immoral and should be avoided.

>>25042663

If we desire the human race to continue. The argument is that the human race will "stall" if we consume resources faster than they can be replenished, either by natural or artificial means.

Even if you don't agree with the estimates that have been put forth by those who advance this argument, you must admit there is some logic in it.

>>25042663
Based on my pathetically cynical and misanthropic viewpoint on existence.

Oh for the love of ponies, would you guys stop talking about romance and sex? Just post pics of ponies!

if this thread hits the bump limit before the image limit, i'm going to draw scootabuse

>>25042696
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>>25042557
>parasprite food
>parasprite food
>parasprite food
>parasprite food
>parasprite food
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>parasprite food

>>25042529
OMG is that Fluttershy and Twilight's butt babby?! HHHHNNNNNNGGG saved so fucking hard

This shit's getting a little too pseudointellectual for my tastes,

wish it weren't imagelimit so I could just post pretty pictures of girl ponies kissing and stuff

>>25042741

What if we're already at both?

And bump was hit before image?

>>25042682

I wouldn't go on a date with somebody I didn't hope to have sex with at some point in the future, no.

I don't go on dates with my grandpa or that obese middle-aged lady who runs the laundromat or that cranky vietnam veteran down the road from me.

Why? Because I would never have sex with those people.

>>25042743

>readthefilename.dll

>>25042744
Lets make the next thread a kissing thread

>>25042789
Let's not.

>>25042789
How about no?

>>25042792
why you no like kissing ;_;

So whos making the new NON KISSING thread?

>>25042721
So, in other words, it's like this. You don't get it.

That's all. You don't get the motivation. It's not in you. It's in others, but not you. Your analogy proves it. That is all.

>>25042765

Then I'm drawing Scootabuse.

>>25042786
Oh yeah that's Trixie duh

>>25042826

Oh, Oh, me me!

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>>25042744
Well, you are on /co/ in a thread where we're talking about anything but cartoons. We also dont know or understand shit about we're trying to talk about.

>>25042816
Give me some numbers.
A.how many straight kissing pictures are there
B.how many lesbian
thats why

>>25042776

I just want to throw this out there, but knowing that the only reason we were out together was because you wanted to stick your dick in me would make dating you incredibly creepy.

Honestly, I don't think I could date anyone who considered reproduction was the sole function of dating. That's just me, though.

pinkie pie > all.

>>25042776

It all depends on whether you believe that the drive for romance is a separate instinct unto itself, or just an abstraction from the sex drive.

I think there's evidence to suggest that romance is its own physiological drive.

It may interact with the sex-drive, and its evolutionary origins may be based in the sex-drive, but the human psyche treats them as separate entities.

>>25042866

Oh shit, the only straight kissing picture I've ever seen is that Mac x Trixie one....

>>25042816
I like kissing. Let's make out right now, Anonymous.

>>25042879

To be fair, he didn't say that was his only reason. A lot of people want to be able to have kids in the future, and having kids with someone requires sex. Some people want that out of a relationship.

>>25042905
>I think there's evidence to suggest that romance is its own physiological drive.

I do not think there is any evidence for that.

It's just humans are complex and fucked up and we have a way of seeking things out in a way that ultimately deprive us of the thing we're looking for.

>>25042732
Yes that is true, however, once we reach that max the Earth can sustain our population growth will naturally level off.
Or is that what you were getting at?
Regardless my point was that we still do not overpopulate the Earth (as proven by the fact that our population is still growing) ergo, we do not have too many people.

Also note that I'm merely talking about the survival of humans, I'm not talking about lifestyle or anything like that.

>>25042907

Rainbow Dash has a bunch.

>>25042915

"Wanting something" out of a relationship is incredibly shallow. Isn't relationship supposed to be rewarding in itself?

>>25042721
my last word on this. You still dont get it. I didnt talk about what constitutes romance, and im also not trying to argue about the benefits and failings of shipping. Im simply trying to get you to understand peoples motivation for it.

That was also the worst analogy to describe it.

If you are attributing sex to romance as you attribute going places to having fun, you have autism of the highest calibur

>>25042879

That's fine. If you weren't considering having sex with me at some point in the future, I wouldn't want to date you. You'd be a waste of my time.

Sex is stupid and not fun at all

>>25042830

Oh no. I get it.

>>25043022
No ur stupid, and also a poopyhead

>>25042998
/co/: autistics accusing autistics of being autistic

>>25043060
An autistic would say that, yes.

>>25040676
I'd go with rainbow dash cause she would just Zerg rush everyone else's shit

>>25042950
>Yes that is true, however, once we reach that max the Earth can sustain our population growth will naturally level off.

That seems like a naive and bald-faced assertion to me. The history of our planet is fraught with sudden mass-extinctions. I don't think we can afford to let our guard down pin our hopes on the hypothesis that we will reach stable equilibrium.

Whenever we see population equilibrium reached in nature, it is due to the deaths of one or the other, not due to an intelligent choice to keep the population stable. We humans DO have the intelligence to potentially stabilize the ecosystem by artificial means, which seems to me as though it would be the more efficient way to go.

>mfw people don't realize Equestria must be Earth since they have the same constellations in the sky, such as the Zodiacs

>>25043195
There are better alternatives to population control which end up with the same desired effect without forcing people to give up their children or sterilize themselves.

>>25043609

Um, well, I was thinking more along the lines of "use a condom." =/

Seriously, how come when someone says "population control," everyone assumes they mean "SEND THEM TO THE GAS CHAMBERS"?

where can I get a drink around here?

>>25042789

Can we get this new kissing thread started?

New thread over here

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>>25042840

In case anyone missed it.

>>25043881

We saw it, but there's still an interesting discussion going on in here, abliet very slowly.

>>25043914

Gots no problems with that, just sayin in case. Old thread discussion can definitely be fun sometimes.