>>25030497

I agree

>>25030497
i disagree, we are not done with it yet

No... we need more Gilda & scoot

>>25030497
This isnt over yet, bronyboy. This is only the beginning.

You know what we need next? Sweetie belle abuse

You forgot the keywords, dude: MLP General ponies
et cetera

Also, last thread isn't at bump limit, /co/ will have a shit fit.

I'm just hoping the next ep with the CMC and Dash clears up the Scootabuse.

after that, faust just needs to find some way to lampshade sexuality in MLP and hopefully the MLP threads will be healed.

>>25030532

OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

>>25030497
>mfw pic

I don't know what you fillies are thinkin' with that kinda headwear.

>>25030554

Rainbow Dash is a keyword

>>25030554
All pony names are keywords.

>>25030552
that will happen after the CMC episode probably. but right now i think it is safe to just keep on scootabuse

Next up, .
On a very special My Little Pony
Rarity sexually molest Sweetie Belle

>>25030550
Oh I know it isn't I've SEEN it!

>>25030556
Also, lets fix the Scootabuse. No need to go overboard there brony. Nothing wrong about Filly Foolers. They're good ponies.

>>25030591
>And Spike watches.

We just need cute in general, guys.

>>25030595
>Pretty sure don't want

>>25030552
All of the CMCs have been beaten by the main cast, except for sweetie belle.

How the fuck did that happen?

i'm off to bed see you all tomorrow

You are now aware that Homestuck and MLP were entwined since the beginning.

>>25030595
>>25030591

>>25030609
Shes already kinda slow in the head... I think everyone would just kinda feel bad if it happened...

>>25030591
This seems like the most likely type of abuse. i need my LL.

Bah, a cute thread, and I have work in the afternoon. This sucks. Night, bronies.

>>25030616

>>25030609
i dont know, some draw friend needs to remedy that situation. probably beat her for ruining all that fabric she had taken from her store.

>>25030609

This is the closest thing there is to Sweetie Bell abuse

asphyxiation ftw!

>>25030616

Yup.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=pony

I'm hoping to see Sapphire Shores return to give the CMCs a little boost. Ah well, a man can dream.

I am a man.

>>25030616
HUSSIE!!!!

They see me postin' on /co/ with my pony bros and they're like CONFOUND YOU (ooo, ooo, oooo)
Haters keep hating, trolls keep trolling and our fandom still grows, they're like CONFOUND YOU
AND YOUR MARKER TOO

They said "Now you've seen it / you're losing your penis"... Well, not last I checked (you did not just fap)
And though there's plenty 34 I value our friendship more
Don't that CONFOUND YOU (ooo, ooo, oooo)

Scootabuse thread?
NO
Scootabuse counterattack thread!

>>25030635
A sequel to this perhaps?

>>25030661
Problem solved...

>>25030661
>>25030674

So they're we're talking about you on /v/

You're disgusting. You need to be stopped. I might have to have a word with /sp/ and /fit/

>>25030664

daawwwww

>>25030686

Excuse the grammar. I blame it on my disgust for you.

>>25030686

ooooooohhh scary

>>25030632
>everybody walk the dinosaur
people put this at the end of their stories because i'm a hardcore party animal and will liven up any ending.
aww yeah

>>25030686
Tell /v/ we can't wait to see them in the two(!) online fan games being made.

>>25030674

Did somebody say problem?

>>25030686
Yer a few months too late. The more hardcore trolls have given up on the cause.
Given the fact that you are from /v/ it's even more laughable that you are attempting to form a raid.

>>25030664
Sweetie is too adorable to be beaten. Hint hint, drawfags?

>>25030664

>>25030710
that sounds more like a challenge

>>25030710
I am disgusted by your intentions under that spoiler good sir. We need a fic before the images. It gives the drawfags somethin to work with.

Cute thread?

>>25030738
Indeed.

>>25030632
>>25030632
>>25030632
>>25030632

>>25030738
NO! get lost... this thread will be filled with hate!

>>25030678

FUCK YEAH! I love you anon for delievering this, and double to whoever it was who drew this!

Is there one of these for Trixie? yet?

>>25030736
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Yr7MZ_tjyKdTw9V4fhnxg2QTzJQ5pejmE-tfMjks1rg/edit?hl=en#

well there's always this.

So any word on an official soundtrack being released later? Need me some of that Photo Finish music.

dum de dum

In retrospect I should've made her using green paint.

Cute thread it is.

>>25030760

>>25030738
Cut thread

>>25030735
It is a challenge, these pussy drawfags need to man up.
>>25030736
Indeed.

>>25030760

There's two

Cute overload.

Comence HNNNNNGGGGGGG

And it's also a Luna thread.
So, cute plus Luna.

>>25030609

Did you even pay any attention during Dog and Pony Show? Rarity doesn't -do- physical. She's all about the headology.

Sweetie Belle would be getting psychological abuse. That sort of thing you just don't see.

>>25030762
>>25030762

fucking. lol.

>>25030801
im thinking she could lock her in a closet and leaving her there for a day.

>>25030801
I can see this happening.

/r/ing Rarity standing at the foot of Sweetie Belle's bed while she's asleep.

>>25030801
Sweety belle is going to turn into some sort of fucked up designer of sorts.

Some more Luna.

>>25030794
>>25030785

D'awwwwwww :D

I don't know about you guys but I always thought this scene was pretty endearing. She's so eager to join in on Winter Wrap Up and she doesn't know how to put on a saddle!

I want to talk about ponies but I am too tired
Maybe I will dream of ponies
Probably not, probably will dream of boxes and pallet jacks
I bet my cutie mark would be a pallet jack

>>25030803

... ... ... ...
why do i visit here again?...
I must be masochistic to keep coming back...

>>25030821
>They don't even wear saddles.
>She is just used to wearing her frilly bondage gear because she lived with a fucked up princess too long.
>Ponyville figured it was a thing to wear when rarity spotted her with it on.

>>25030805
Stop being happy Sweetie, were discussing ways that Rarity can ruin you for the rest of your life.

>>25030803

>>25030838
Spoken like a true /co/mrad.

>>25030815
someone could draw sweetie bell on the other side of a door in the dark and she could be crying out, "I'm sorry" "please let me out" "I wont do it again"

>>25030847
You guys are giving rarity to much credit, she couldn't pull something like that off... Remember Stare master? if anything Sweetie bell is trollin rarity

More cute, behold Lyra eating an ice cream cone.

>>25030866

>>25030866
>What isn't shown: 65,000 calories of sweets behind her, methodically placed by Bon Bon.

>>25030871

Oh boy here we go

>>25030762
>>25030762

>“Sweetie!” Rarity screamed, “What are you doing?”
>“The book says I’m supposed to use the magic words. ‘Womun!’” Sweetie Belle imitated a gruff stallion’s voice. “Immagonnagetchercooter!”

Rarity simply can't get physical. She's too powerful. Look what she did to reduce that huge tree into tiny scraps. It's no fun if you kill them instantly.

I wonder if she could use her illusion magic to make Sweetie Bell think she's got her cutie mark. But then her cutie mark turns into a swarm of maggots eating their way out of her flank.

>>25030862
She's a crazy seamstress who lives alone with a cat. Her sister stays at her house. Nothing can go wrong!

>>25030889

>Illusion magic to get a cutie mark

That won't work, remember when Twilight tried to give Applebloom her cutiemark?

>>25030889

Looks like someone needs to take his daily medication!

Now listen /co/
I'm from a board you've probably never been to called /sp/
We've just had a particularly butthurt /v/irgin posting on our board trying to rally us to destroy this pony infestation
Now of course we saged that thread to oblivion but still
if you could maybe reign it in a little bit that would be appreciated

>>25030884
There you are Lrya! I have been looking all over for you! look cookies your, you love cookies...

>>25030899

Twilight was trying to give Apple Bloom an actual Cutie Mark. Rarity would just be trying to make Sweetie Bell think she has a cutie mark. The same way she made Hoity Toity think flower petals and the like were falling over him.

>>25030889
>>25030889

OOOOKay! Lets get back to cute, shall we?

Postin more cute, brushie brushie~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP_rIAkb_v8

Remember this?

>>25030908

I never post ponies outside /co/, so don't be blamin' me.

>>25030908
We are keeping it down to a thread at a time, given the troll thread here and there.
If anything, I would say that /v/ trolled you. He warned us of a great invasion from you guys before he took off to be a dick.

>>25030908
no, we are too busy trying to figure out how to ruin an imaginary child's life.

>>25030924
Derpy heard you guys were posting cute!

>>25030908

Glad to hear you did, but quite honestly the honest contributers here keep to the general thread. The only time that isn't the case is when there is confusion as a new General is formed.

If any other boards get pony threads large chance it's a troll, or a smaller chance an overzealous fan who wants a different board to know about MLP: FiM

>>25030908
The /co/ infestation is pretty well contained. /b/ on the other hand is full of flaming homosex who thinks that OC = image macros.

I am truly sorry about about that, but there is nothing i can do.

>>25030924

OK. What if Sweetie Belle finds the maggots adorable and realises she could become a CUTIE MARK CRUSADER CREEPIE CRAWLIE COLLECTOR, and run a Silkworm farm to help her big sis?

>>25030950
And we tend to go out and sage bomb those.

ah you guys are alright

>>25030924

I'm ok with that.

>>25030965
No harm, no foul man, glad we cleared that shit up.
/v/ must be pissy again.

>>25030967

and I as well.

>>25030908
/sp/ have a problem with ponies?

I wouldn't fuck about mate. Shits like the flood; stick your nose in, it may follow you home and take you over.

>believe me, i know

>>25030889
>child

Someone draw a FiM version of this thing, please.

>>25030965

back at cha!

>>25030967

Glad to see it.

>>25030995

Is that a zebra donkey?

A donkeba? A zebronkey?

You know what?

FIXED FOR THE GREAT JUSTICE!

>>25031009
I do believe that it is a zedonk

>>25031009

Donkebra, I mean...

>>25031009
Zonkey

If Gandalf, for whatever reason, let Trixie out of his sight long enough for her to get The One Ring of Power on her horn, exactly what would happen?

>>25031016
That's the gayest thing ive ever seen

>>25031016
Thats cool, i guess.

>>25030986
I've got no problem with the ponies.
Just when /v/ starts coming over and shitting up a board they've no business being on i thought i'd better come check things out

Come on now, even the more sensitive bronies have to admit that this last line is funny.

>“No!” screamed Rarity. “No, stop! Please! >Stop! You’re going to be in big trouble! No! Stop! Faster. Just a little bit slower. There, perfect. No! Please, stop!”
>“And now for the orgasm spell”
>“Orgasm spell?”
>“Immarichdoctorwoodulikesumchoklat.”

>>25031024

I don't think we're ever going to get around to drawing it, we're too busy coming up with names for it.

>>25031016
The legs are still wrong. It needs to be about 20% more anatomically correct.

>>25031016
What was the original?

>>25031016

If you Fixed this, You are a hero

>>25031026

She'd turn invisible and start hearing an angry Sauron calling out to her?

Or was invisibility only Frodo's thing because he had no ambitions of power for himself? Cause I recall Sam saying with the One Ring he could turn the world into his own personal garden.

Oh one thing before I go to bed
If there are any drawponies awake right now, I have a simple request.
Celestia as Micheal Richards (crazy hairdo) up on stage, pointing and shouting at the crowd 'HE'S A BLANK FLANK! A BLANK FLANK!'

additional cute is required

>>25031038
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebroid
There you go

>>25030803

>>25031033
Don't mind the defensive /co/mrads we have been getting hit with shit lately.
Ok, all the time but still, we tend to stay in this board, but I cannot vouch for /b/, being its, well, /b/.

I doubt you would have to worry about them anyways.

>>25031033
That's all on /v/. Maybe /b/ too. I like blaming /b/ for everything because i'm usually right.

>>25031055
You Require additional cute.

Looks like scootaloos been beheaded or something, not cool.

Needs more cute Twilight.

>>25031039
Agreed.

>>25031026
REVENGE!

>>25031048
But different rings had diff powers, isn't?

>>25031046
nah, I aint no hero, I just hate the guy who make all those pics and comics.

>>25031069

shut the fuck up, Aldaris

>>25031048

Well, depending on what kind of creature was wearing it, The One Ring had various effects. Not all of which are really known. What it would do for a little pony is anybody's guess.

>>25031066
>>25031067
yeah i think we'll just blame /b/
you guys seem happy to keep it in one thread obviously you're not doing the trolling elsewhere
i bid you good day /co/mrades

Moar additional cute
OR
Lookit what i found

>>25031087
Scootaloo looks like a Puerto Rican.

>>25031099
r u sur she not form brasil
U gibe cutie mark yes?
heuahuehauehaueh

>>25031099
Shes just covered in tan

anyone got that one 0r0 pic of Trixie admiring herself in a handheld mirror?

My heart isn't failing hard enough.

Post more cute!

>>25031126
Remind me why anyone likes his art again?

>>25031126

I like Twilight's expression.

>>25031026

>what would happen if Trixie got the one ring?

This would happen >>25027182

nobody colour it yet please

>>25031134

because when he's not a massive attention whore or posting his stupid bullshit fursona, he can actually draw some pretty cute fanart

CMC?
CMC?
CMC?
gib cutie mrk plz!
i report u!

Celestia had to nuke Ponyville the following week.

>>25031135
>holding a mirror with her hoof

>>25031133
I didn't make it, but you asked for it.

>>25031135

...where's Trixie's horn?

>Want to ask for pony vore
>Think about how the fag Codzilla spammed seperate boards requesting michael jackson vore
>Remember that all voraphiles are cancer
Such is life with the worst fetish in the world.

guys...
I need help.
I've only watched up to episode 17.
Cannot access youtube anymore.
Were can I watch the rest?
NEED HALP!!!!

>>25031143
>>25031109

lol @ random pinoy

>>25031143
Hi u hlep make me cutie mark?
Pink pies I hlep u maked cupcake no turn ot good
mesy kitcen now u not mad no? uehuaehuahe
I c u later I must go now find cutie mark

>>25031145

Lyra held a smoothie with her hoof on the show. It isn't anything new.

>>25031160
It should be, I'm pretty sure they said it was in the design documents that hooves are not just fancy shaped hands.

>>25031146

>filename

My first thought was "Your friends will betray you."

Does that fit? Did Luna ever have friends in the first place?

Yes, I know I've merged two lines into one.

>>25031152
That's not my fetish Guro.

>>25031155
u want poni?
I gibe u poni now u gibe me picture
heuaheuahe
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14vEUmE4WgUjXhXT8elNTkvt6JpHUTm4-bFXvmhPoQNI/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CKuAhdcF&pli=1&pli=1#

>>25031160
She's making it float with magic, it's what most unicorns seem to do.

>>25031159
every Bazillion ive ever met online was borderline retarded.

>>25031169
You just gotta make that shit too complicated and make the joke fall flat.

>>25031133
I don't know how strong this cute is.

>>25031139

Oh shit, that's nice! But wait a minute, "to the chambers"? If Trixie's thinking what I'm sure she is, shouldn't it say "to my chambers?"

>>25031194

When luna`s here. All kinda of Lunatics show up about conspiracies and other weird stuff

>>25031197

I give it 1.5 hats to keep it real

>>25031169
No, I was kinda going for "Your heart will explode."
Not even old gods can be appreciated for keeping an eye on detail it seems.

>>25031147

Under her hat?

>>25031206

Yeah that's one of the things I want Nappy to change... I was supposed to sit with him on a livestream to watch him finish it up today but I got lost in the city and so was late

It's my commission

Well it's been great flowing through the ups and lows of General MLP; heading to bed...you all take care now!

>>25031215
C'thun's a faggot anyways.

>>25031173
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
were do you live?
I want to come over and give you a free, wet, amazing blow job.

also this pic for your troubles.

>>25031221
this kind of moments makes me wonder why Twillight get so stressed when Celestia comes in ponyville. They seem pretty close. she should know it's no big deal for the Princess to not have a reception whenever she comes and all.

"Promise you won't do an'thin like that again Applebloom! Ah, heck, Ah'm just happy you're back."

>>25031255
A visit from royalty is never casual!

>>25031262
Unless it's intimate or the heat of the moment in front of your freaked out friends.

>>25031221

Yeah, I know what Celestia wants.

Also, Celestia....Twilight....Luna. ~~ I wonder on the dark side of the moon.

>>25031231

I remember Nappy saying he was going to start drawing stuff live. That would be interesting to watch. But yeah, Trixie should certainly be saying something like "my personal chambers" or some additional seductive variant line. Maybe a little drop of sweat rolling down Twilight's head too.

>>25031266
IT WAS THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT

>>25031238

Now I want to give everypony a WoW boss quote.

Pinkie Pie: TIME FOR FUN!

>>25031281

http://youtu.be/wlTvWvfEMxE

>>25031281
HEAT OF THE MOMENT~

No, twilight was afraid. Celestia may be very cruel if we think about what she did to her own sister she sure won``t have any trouble in doing worse to others who "annoy" her.

Also, if she wants a "pony" so to speak. There`s no stopping her.

>>25031255
She has seen the fury, she knows that something sinister lurks beneath the skin of their god.

>>25031289
>Spike takes a deep breath...

twillight just have a mommy complex. Kinda like when you are a kid and invite your friend at home for the time. You want everything to be perfect and all.

>>25031297

Also, Celestia did thing to twilight, that other ponies aren`t even old enough to know such depraved things.

>>25031289
Not WoW, but—

Pinkie Pie: Ah.... fresh meat.

>>25031289
Derpy: USURPERS, GNOMERGON IS MINE!

>>25031306

>mommy issues

Yeah... some 'mommy' if you're afraid she'll banish you to a foreign land in a moments notice

>>25031322
Your mom never threatened to throw you out of the house?

>>25031322

but the thing is, she didn't. Celestia has been proven to be pretty damn nice despite all the stupid grimdark shit we make up about her.

>>25031315
That image... what the fuck am i looking at?

>>25031322
thing is, Twillight knows her enough to know things like that aren't gonna happen just for a lack of balloons in the street, or too much mayonnaise in the sandwiches.

>>25031331

>comparing being kicked out of the house to being exiled out of a country and/or being imprisoned within an actual dungeon

Hang on. Surely banishment would be to somewhere not under Celestia's reign? Does it not thus follow that she has no power there, and thus cannot jail somebody? Oh twilight, you so silly.

>>25031318
Silly Pinkie, we already know you are in WoW.

>>25030674

>first pony thread of my day
>it's a cute thread
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>25031338

But what if Celestia is alergic to mayonnaise?

What if Twilight's sandwhich tomfoolery dooms all of Equestria to go without the sun??

>>25031351
If they accidentally kill her during the day, they'd have to go without the moon, not the sun.

>>25031332
>>25031334

>> shit we make up about her.

Anon, between you and me, if there is one thing we can tell is malice from others. And I know that Celestia...is one of us.

>>25031356

>celestia is one of us

...

So she starts troll topics like 'Twilight is black' while clopping to Scootabuse?

>>25031354
Celestia was able to control both sun and moon... Give luna a little time and I'm sure she could too.

>>25031356
We know that Celestia is a troll beyond time itself.

anyone got the version of this with the palette-swapped twin?

You are now sandwhiched between Celestia's legs

How do you feel?

>>25031371

>>25031371

that would be kind of fucking creepy if you ask me...

>>25031371

>>25031371

>>25031371
Assuming she has godlike strength and doesn't crush my head like a watermelon, it feels pretty good man.

Trinkets yes, pretty trinkets!..

>>25031371
I would prefer applejack's legs.

Why is Slutestia/Molestia becoming so popular?

Is there something particular great about degrading a goddess?

>>25031371
IT IS A FRIGHTFUL THING TO FALL INTO THE HOOVES OF A LIVING GOD!

>>25031379
Here take these..

>>25031410
We had alot of Celestia in the last episode, her popularity is at an all time high.

>>25031016
>>25031016

He's so cute!

>>25031408

Why? How could you possibly want to spend a long hard day working side by side with applejack to bring in the harvest, laughing and jostling each other for a bit of fun, before collapsing on the grass all panting and sweating and, after a moment, smooching, only for you to stumble and fall so that your face lands between her legs, and you look up into her eyes as she stares down at you, one eyebrow raised half mockingly

"Whose a silly pony?" she whispers

I just dont see the appeal at all, sorry

>>25031439

why you do this...

>>25031410

If it wasn't great, Greek Mythology wouldn't be filled with it.

>>25031439
Well, I, umm. Shit...

Requesting MOAR short stories like this on.

You get out of your Car and realize you just ran over your favorite pony... wat do.

>>25031439
That hurts me really deep, man.

>>25031469

It's Luna

She's a goddess

I'm sure she's fine... in fact I'm more worried about what's going to happen to Me

>>25031469
Thank God i don't have car, Rarity is saved.

>>25031469

Remember I don't have a car.

>>25031461

No offense but pegasus was born from a cursed woman`s blood while from her blood came forth Cryasaor, he who wears golden armor and enemy of Athena.

Since medusa was molested by god poseidon in his stallion form, horse were conected to the god of sea, its logical.

>>25031462

are you new here?

There's image around here somewhere that has something like that for almost everyone. I don't have it but maybe someone else might.

>>25031469
Take the corpse to a taxidermy to have her stuffed, then she'll be my little pony forever.

>>25031469
But pinkie can't die.

>>25031487
>>25031482
You stole one... wat do?

>>25031499
Trust me she can.

>>25031469

an hero

Is it just me or has the MLP storm of shit brought a lot of lolsoedgyandrandom posters to /co/? It is, in fact, not just me.

Also, even though this show has merit as an entertaining and cute cartoon, most of you are twisted perverts who fantasize about making whoopy on a horse.

>>25031489

Here's what he's talking about

Man I know it's only been a few months but these feel so OLD

>>25031469
Oh god, FLUTTERSHY! NO! What have I done?

>>25031503
I drive to my second favorite pony's place of residence

Requesting pic of Luna and Trixie racing go karts and having a good time

>>25031537

>>twisted perverts who fantasize about making whoopy on a horse.

fff....Doesn`t know unicorns transform into beautiful maidens once tamed by their riders in ancient european folk tales.

>>25031537
Never seen a pervert thread on /co/ eh? Here's one for you.

>>25029486

was just watchin' episode 1 again when i saw this shit

>>25031585
Is it time to act like "Call of the Cutie" just aired again?

Okay then, I bet the two bitches will return in a later episode.

>>25031576

Yeah, I've seen 'em. I've posted in 'em too. But never..NEVER, have I made whoopy on a horse. YOu can take that to the bank mister and cash the check while ur at it.

>>25031585

saw what shit?

Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo in episode one?

Slowpoke.jpg

>>25031566

God, I am so pumped up right now that I could literally write a tale about Celestia being infatuated to a human Twilight and letting herself be caught in order to aproach such petulant flower, only to transform herself into a stricking woman and courting naive Twilight who merely thougt she was just a fantastic mare unicorn.

I would be like one of those Epic Greek Tales.

>>25031611

Maybe they could return when there's some kind of school talent show?

Their special talent is shoving an entire pineapple...

Flitter shyly

>>25031642
I don't like Fluttershine.

SNAILS RAVE!

>>25031550

>>25031674
Heh, no.
How about we talk about how Awesome dash is.

>>25031660
Why do you hate nature's most perfect creation?

>>25031694
>implying derpy isn't natures most perfect creation

>>25031691
I can't.

My waifu was defiled by Big Mac.

It was terrible.

>>25031691

You have woken up as a pegasus sleeping on a big cloud bed, and Dash is spooning with you

your thoughts?

>>25031687
Don't just stand there, call an ambulance.

>>25031717

Did I leave the oven on? I'd hate for my muffins to burn.

>>25031550
>>25031687

>>25031729

>Derpy X Dash

>>25031720
Derpy wil-*pop*-l help!!! *pop*!!!!

>>25031717
-> Retrieve wings from drawer. .

>>25031741
okay time to REALLY call 911

>>25031739

why is Pinkie Pie watching?

>>25031741

What are you going to do if Dinky gets seriously injured Derpy?

Are you just going to ineffectually pop bubblewrap while she dies?

>>25031750
When did derpy grow a horsecock?

>>25031733

>>25031754

BECAUSE DASH IS HER RAINBOW PEGASUS WAIFU AND DERPY STOLE DASH FROM HER AND NOW SHE'S GOING TO STALK THEM

FOREVER

>>25031768
I know that feel bro

>>25031750
For the love of god, hurry. We're losing her. Does anybody know CPR?

>>25031779

I can play Fortunate Son -- kinda. Will that help?

>>25031779
>>25031779
>>25031779
>>25031779

>>25031786
WHAT GOOD WOULD THAT D... Actually, on second thought do that. It's better than nothing.

>>25031717
SO AWESOME

Doube pegasus Pinkiedash is god

>>25031791

>>25031779
>CPR

>>25031806

YOU ASKED FOR CCR I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP!

I'm just gonna go put Chooglin' on.

>>25031779
At this Point fluttershy if revived will have suffered brain damage... i think we should just let her be.

>>25031371
Go stare directly at the sun in the middle of the day. That's how I feel.

>>25031836
Feels good.

Who else thinks Dash is the prettiest pony?

>>25031828

Would anyone really notice either way?

pony should lick pony

>>25031822
For the love of Celestia, I meant... you know what, forget it. I'll do it myself. It couldn't be that hard...

*5 minutes later*

... Um... anyone know how much friendship you need to reattach a head to a body?

>>25031846
its a fact, rainbow dash is the best.

>>25031852
just take her to sickbay already...

>>25031870

...the coolest

>>25031846
That's not Rarity.

Rainbow Dash needs to get laid

srsly

>>25031879

We could, like, strand her on a useless planet and shoot a genesis device at her. Or, you know what, let's just rewrite Equestria and see what happens.

>>25031886
... the cutest

>>25031870
that's not how you spell pinkie pie, silly

>>25031845

I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but does this guy ever spell check or use proper grammar?

>>25031886
>>25031870
>>25031846

Dear god look at those boring pictures.
They're not even worth a glance.

Terrible, boring, rainbowdash.

You call yourselves bronies yet you can't even see the superiority of Rarity.
It's pathetic how you flock to defend such a bland and boring pony.

>>25031897
What's the worst that could happen?

Terrible news everyone. Fluttershy's body is beyond repair.

But Good News Everyone! I've invented a device that allows you to take a pony's soul and implant it into a tree!

>>25031904
lol, you're in the /b/ thread too. Just copy pasting posts now, eh?

>>25031870
inorite? people just go on about how awesome she is that they forget the fact she's just perfect in every way.

>>25031902

Maxie isnt a native english speaker bro

>>25031913
Just checking 'em both out. A good copy pasta deserves to be posted at least twice.

shall I make the new general? or are we gonna stick around here?

>>25031904
Look rarity were sorry your ugly as shit but you don't have to take your anger out on us or dash... you have a perfectly good filly visiting you just waiting to be abused...

>>25031925

I see, well I guess it makes sense.

>>25031940
Hmm, i wonder how long until we actually see something like this drawn.

>>25031904
Bland and boring?

That sure sounds just like VANITY.

Scootabuse?! D-:

What happened to good old fashioned molestation? ;_;

>>25031904

>read in her voice

>>25031986

>D-:
>;_;

...yeah...I'm making a new thread...

>>25031995

nevermind.

>>25031634
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>>25031634
>>25031634

let's all go here, yes?

This no good?

>>25031634

>>25032012
Oh celestia no... how about we just let that sink into 404 and make a different thread...

>>25031717
Living the dream.
Aw hell yeah,
living the dream.