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!u.j5JPjwHM 04/10/11(Sun)22:17 No.25022807
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 >>25021119
>So how would the entire first episode have played out if Trixie was Celestia's student instead of Twilight?
It would be...surprisingly similar, actually.
Trixie and her man-slaveASSISTANT pet dragon (who probably has a fancy name like Falkor or something) find out about Nightmare Moon's return and Trixie writes to Celestia that "Nightmare Moon is coming, but don't worry, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE will vanquish her and find the Elements of Harmony!" And Celestia will write back "Fuck your face, you're going to Ponyville."
So she goes and meets all five of the same ponies, except she keeps trying to show off when she meets them each and they can't stand her and tell her to GTFO. Then it's time for the celebration and Trixie goes "DO NOT WORRY, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE WILL VANQUISH YOU!" And then NMM kicks Trixie's ass hard and runs off.
And then the other five ponies see her and say "Dude you kinda suck" but Trixie runs off to the Everfree Forest anyway, so they follow her to make sure she doesn't get killed. The same events as you'd expect happen, and then during the final confrontation with NMM, right before the other ponies show up, NMM tells Trixie what it was like to be trapped all alone in the moon for a thousand years.
That's when Trixie realizes how alone she's been, and when she hears the other ponies calling her name, she realizes what a tremendous douche she's been acting like and stops talking in third person immediately. They vanquish NMM and Celestia lets Trixie live in Ponyville to continue her studies of friendship and magic.
Four episodes later, some jerkass bookworm shows up claiming she's the best at magic. And then a giant fucking bear shows up and wrecks some shit. |
