Twilight is the best pony.

>>24901568

Horse doesn't even have vaginas, how sex?

>>24901568
keep saying that...

Twilight is not the best pony, but she's up there.

Oh, sorry faithful student, I cannot hear you over how adorable I am.

>>24901585

Cross-posting

>people thinking Twilight's not the best pony

>>24901593

Then whence cometh candy vag?

so people have gotten over the whole Stocking thing?

>>24901609
Fluttershy is obviously the best.

Wee need more bathing ponies

>>24901626
inb4 people don't spot an obvious troll when they see one.

>>24901610

Candy for eating, not sex.

Y-you don't like me...?

I made the request yesterday.

Anyone can ponyfy the Faravahar.

Would be pretty cool....

>>24901630
That'd be true if she was the only pony.

>>24901648
Most inopportune, turned game winning wingboner.

>>24901675

Can I get a color request of this?

>>24901671

Agreed.

>>24901660
You sound like you need something else to think about for an afternoon, let me help.

>>24901694
Let me find my crayons.

>>24901675

How could they not?

Just look at her smile here.

>>24901605
Someone better collect all of these SVGs and post them on mlpfanart.wikia.com

'cause that would be awesome.

whats going on here?

>>24901707

Goddamn, that's adorable.

And I don't even like scoot.

>>24901694
>>24901705
Delivered in ten seconds flat.
>>24901707

are there any gifs to post?

>>24901714

Jesus Christ, what's wrong with your eyes?

>>24901707

Thanks

>>24901707
>Tiny Dash memorial.
>Feather
The beginings of a killer.

>>24901547
oh TS haters, you're so irrational

>>24901675
>implying it wasn't intentional

>>24901714
MEN TURNING GAY!

ALL WOMEN IN A 20 MILE RADIUS HAVING ORGASMS!

>>24901672
In Soviet Russia, ponies are blank flanks.

>>24901728
We must have a Wizard among us.

>>24901660
Don't be sad Twilight, I love you.

>>24901671
You are entirely entitled to your opinion, no matter how wrong you are.

>>24901648

Where you stickin' that wing boner, Dash?

>>24901749
I don't like that picture.

It makes me feel uncomfortable with myself.

>>24901746

Dawww time. Especially for people who have never shared any screen time.

We all know who the best pony is.
You simply cannot be the best without class.

>>24901805
Daww, they say?

>>24901825

That just grosses me out.

>>24901820
Spike isn't a pony, silly.

>>24901825

Indeed I did.

>>24901819
I appreciate the spoilers, but am I going to have to filter you?

>>24901780
Where did the term 'wingboner' come from?

>>24901839

Dead, soulless eyes.

>>24901819

>>24901839

WHY DON'T THEY HAVE PUPILS

IT'S REALLY QUITE CREEPY

>>24901835

>>24901825
My Little Fetish: Babies is Sexy

>>24901870

>>24901865

>>24901848

Like all the other shit: from ass.

>>24901839
>>24901851
>>24901861
the-truth-about-cmc-revelead.jpg

>>24901880

>>24901817
I think that Saphire Shore is Elizabeth Taylor

>>24901885

>>24901897

What'cha drawin there Sugar Cube?

>>24901927
Looks like a circle to me.

>>24901842
wouldn't be the worst idea ever, I enjoy tarnishing a "golden calf" a little too much sometimes, you might miss out on good storytimes though

>>24901927

>>24901660
But we do, Twi!

Drink this, it'll cheer you up.

I hate all of you

>>24901547

Top 5 ponies in order:

1. Vinyl Scratch
2. Rainbow Dash
3. Twilight Sparkle
4. Rarity
5. Fluttershy

Why do you people consider it necessary to mix MLP and sexuality at every opportunity?

It's a little girls' show for christ's sake, don't you find it at all disturbing looking at such material?

>>24901927

>>24901897
the result

>>24901710

Well of 'course she's not smiling she must be really ill look how pale she is

>>24901946

Well I... I sure wasn't expectin' THAT...

http://www.rainbowdash.net/group/co
http://www.rainbowdash.net/group/co
http://www.rainbowdash.net/group/co
http://www.rainbowdash.net/group/co
http://www.rainbowdash.net/group/co
http://www.rainbowdash.net/group/co
http://www.rainbowdash.net/group/co

>>24901927

She's not drawing, she's practicing.

>>24901953

Twilight is pony of the year, all years

>>24901959

I find it disturbing, and I'm here all the time.

>>24901959
I'm not one of the people who does it, but the answer? It's 4chan. They're gonna do it just to creep you out if anything.

>>24901959

I agree. These threads have been getting creepier and creepier by the minute. If only there was someway to purge the fandom of perverts and furfags.

>>24901997
You can't explain that.

Hey you. Quadrupeds. we don't take kindly to your type around here.

>>24901959
we're bored, basically

and it gets a response out of people

>>24901959

no

>>24902014

But Derpy loves you gents!

>>24901989

I find it tough to hate you, Dr. White.

How about a bit of world building?

How do you imagine other animal cities look like? Do other species have their own version of Celestia?

>>24902008

Ponies go in, Rule 34 comes out. You can't explain that.

>>24902014
the fuck you want skeeter?

>>24901959
>Start mlp general thread
>Thread becomes a dark carnival of the soul

You sound like this sort of thing never happens here

>>24902014

Deal with it.

>>24901997
So am I, I just want some sort of reason why they fell compelled to draw/write such things all the time.

And I hate the way they take perfectly innocent pictures of ponies and manage to make something sex-related out of it, as it keeps ruining the pictures for me.

>>24902034
>>24902048
I just have one question

mfw this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgpsZNsU_iY&feature=related

>>24901959

The porn I don't find appealing. But the shipping is adorable.

>>24902057

Dark Carnival? That's some juggalo shit. And this ain't a homestuck thread.

Who's the artist that did this?

>>24901835
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUAbRIXBTII

Would you drive this?

Twilight's adorable, I love her. Can't decide whether her magic hax are beneficial or detrimental to the series though. There's a fine line between superpowered and overpowered.

>>24902065

Some people have a hard time separating their interests I guess.

>>24902042
Actually, it's very explainable. Human nature.

BAM! Explained.

>>24902005
the is: keep it out of 4chan

>>24902069

Derpy's ready for anything.

>>24901885
>>24901923
Stop posting your shitty drawings.

>>24902057
I know it happens all the time, I just want some sort of explanation from the people that do it about WHY they do it.

how come you have a large amount of technology that requires thumbs and yet you have no idea what a thumb is? explain that one ponies.

>>24901959

I like porn. I like ponies. It's not complicated.

Just because it was aimed at little girls doesn't mean I have to act like a little girl to enjoy it. Are you really that stupid, or are you just a troll?

>>24902065

I don't know what you're talking about

>>24902057
This is 4chan, we have an reputation to uphold here.

Anonymous is legion.

>>24902082

I get shipping in shows with human characters that can possibly be in a relationship, but shipping ponies is ridiculous. I mean, I don't mind joking about Gilda and RD being dykes but not every character on the show is gay for everyone.

>>24901959

Oh that stuff? Well that's just all the furries

>>24902123

Why use thumbs when you've got Muffins!

>>24902123

Spike has thumbs.

Gilda has thumbs.

Steven Magnet has thumbs.

Ponies know what thumbs are.

>>24902117

Because of furries, mostly. They can't keep their porn to themselves, they have to stick it out for everyone to see.

>>24902127
I'd be perfectly fine with all the porn if so much of it weren't shitty anime.

>>24902123
GET OUT SKEETER! GET OUT!

>>24902014
>>24902069
>>24902123

Do you have to do this every thread?

I mean, c'mon.

>>24902154
>>24902123

>>24902115

>pointless bitching about KM

Gentlemen, we have trollsign.

>>24902124
I'm certain it's the latter.

>>24902093
It makes sense, though. She's god's prize student and she dedicated herself to magic studies at the expense of social skills, after all. Besides, she fucks things up with her magic just as often as she saves them.

I watched a lot of episodes of this.

I don't like it. I liked Spike, he was funny sometimes.

But you guys are getting something I just don't see.

Twilight is hampered by being the voice of reason, the protagonist among the protagonists.

As such, she's often talking...almost down to the rest of the cast, she's kind of like a know it all mother figure. The only real punctuation to this was in FPK.

she doesn't need to be beat up more, she just needs to be wrong more

and the first thing that needs to go for that to happen? the fucking letters to celestia. Done, gone, out the door, spike can torch the paper.

>>24902150
gay has become a "thing" in the media, being straight is now the old gay

>>24902154
>>24902155
oh. ok then

>>24902191
YOU'RE NOT WATCHING HARD ENOUGH

>>24902182

I'm certain it's both.

>>24902093
She has a lot of magic, but she lacks the reflexes to use it properly. Remember against the Hydra, she could've done a flash-bang type spell and gotten out, but she is absolutely horrible under pressure.

Compare her to Trixie, who probably has less overall magic POWAH, but can think on her hooves. Twilight probably wouldn't be able to school her hecklers in the same way.

>>24902191

Everyone can't like anything.

Good on you for at least trying it though.

>>24902089
It was me.

I doubt that will help much.

>>24902213
The latter implies the former.

>>24902191

Different strokes, at least you were willing to watch it

>>24902191
okay, then it's just not your thing. Thanks for giving it a try though

>>24902195
spike does torch the paper.

>>24902195

I was so happy at the end of Show Stoppers because she didn't actually dictate, write, or muse in her head what she was writing to Celestia.

And that the episode and song were finally over.

>>24902195

My faithful student,

You know how important those reports are to me.

If you speak of interfering with the plan again, one of your new friends will be needing a new everything.

~Princess Celestia

>>24901959

People here often confuse their dick with their brain. Which is understandable, since both are incredibly tiny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUzQImywFX0

>>24902221
Well, I tried it cause my kid likes it, she bitches at me to put it on. I'm happy to, whatever. It's weird. I feel left out. You all seem to adore it.

I just don't think it's my bag. It seems so goofy to me. But Spike is cool. I have to find something to like in it, it's that little weird ass.

>>24902230

Not necessarily. There are intelligent trolls. They just don't troll pony threads.

>>24902254
>And that the episode and song were finally over.
Amen to that.

>>24902124
Trolling? Quite the opposite, good sir, I merely requested that certain parts of the community explain themselves.

Also, I think you'll find that it's remarkably easy to enjoy the show without acting like a little girl AND without looking at porn of it. I should know, I do it all the time.

(And pony porn is technically beastiality in my books, so it's a auto no-go for me.)

Haha, up past my bedtime!

>>24902289
Not on my watch

>>24902265
Dear Princess Celestia,

Keep it down over there or you will be paying a visit to the glue factory.

-Vlad

>>24902267

>>24902284

So then you admit to being really that stupid.

>>24902277

I like the characters, how they deal with situations, and the world overall.

I liked this show the more I watched it, since I knew the characters better, and kept finding them more and more entertaining as they developed.

>>24902265
I still say Celestia's sharing those letters with Luna to help her come to terms with being isolated for a thousand years.
Stop sending reports and Luna's likely to go psycho again.

morning threads: reject tripfags bitching about porn

afternoon threads: trolls pretending to bitch about porn

evening threads: ragingsemi posts porn, everybody's happy, afterglow lasts three or four more threads

rinse and repeat

>>24902312

>>24902277
It's good you care about what your kids watch, at least. And Spike is cool. ...I wish I had some reaction images to lend.

>>24902320
So, wanting to know why somebody does something automatically makes someone stupid?

I heard this was Twilight Sparkle thread?

I don't think Twilight should stop writing letters to Celestia. I have a theory that they are going to do something awesome with it. Maybe like in "Evil of the Daleks" where the Daleks wanted to study the human factor, and the Doctor figured they were going to give up on their normal genocidal ways, then BAM!, they were using the human factor to eliminate weaknesses in the Dalek factor and use it to brainwash the entire human race.

I think Celestia wants to learn everything about friendship in order to destroy it.

>>24902353
>Stop sending reports and Luna's likely to go psycho again.

>>24902314

That's incredibly close to sonic tier faggotry. Not quite, but way closer than minimal safe distance.

>>24902378
No, this is a Pinkie Pie thread.

>>24902372

>>24902320
I don't think it's really a matter of stupidity here. He is being nice and giving you the benefit of the doubt for your behavior.

>>24902374
Don't play dumb, Anonymous, please. It's really lame.

>>24902277

At least you recognize the best part of the show

>>24902378

>>24902353
Someone wrote that the story of Celestia and Luna is actually the story of a NEET and their succesful sister. Luna was sent to the "moon," by which it means that she was shut out of her life. Twilight Sparkle is the NEET giving themselves someone to project on to change themselves.

Celestia giving Twilight tickets to the Gala? It's actually the NEET buying tickets to a movie and going outside.

>>24902368
Dear Princess Celestia,

Seriouslly keep it down, I'm trying to sleep. it's 4 A.M. in Russia. or else something bad is going to happen.

-Vlad

>>24902365
so.....
people in the night threads don't even care about the show anymore?

good to know

>>24902383
that's not awesome, that's fucking retarded

>>24902195

Well, she is supposed to be learning about friendship. Makes sense she'd be bad at it for a while.

>bitching about Kloudmutt
>sonic
>perpetual porn prudery

C'mon, guys. Haven't you got anything new?

>>24902428
it's lies. People bitch about porn in night threads, too. These threads are 24/7 bitching about porn.

>>24902325
I've had to watch a lot, and it's just not getting me.

The animation is nice, and the voice work is good, I just feel it's so childish. That's not a bad thing. I love to watch old Transformers and such. That was my childhood.

But this seems so distant. And I guess I should be happy. My kids will be in their late 20s one day and want shirts about this. They'll call me old cause I don't know how cool this is to them. And that's cool. That's fucking awesome.

>>24902428

People in night threads love the show so much they masturbate to it. The sign of a true fan.

>>24902427
>Turns up music.
problem?
MOTHERFUCKER?!

>>24902427
oh Putin. what can you possibly do to us?

>>24902456

It's been nearly 2 weeks since the last episode, people are bitching about everything at this point

>>24902474

>>24902455
>Ctrl+f "Kloudmutt"
>Only your post contains the word

Wait what are-
OH


Good one

>>24902505

see

>>24902115

>>24902312
>>24902427
I think Vlad needs some friendship. Look at this photo Vlad, we killed a hydra for you!

>>24902497
Porn bitching is definitely the epicenter of it though. It's just started to expand to other fan art.

>>24902456
I suppose that if there was no porn posted, there would be less bitching.

That, or people would find something else to bitch about.

>>24902165
>People post images that get a lot of responses
>Responses range from clueless to angry

I have NO clue why this keeps popping up guys! Herp derp Celestia is herp derp.

>>24902484

You don't want to know, Twi

>>24902397
>Pinkie Pie's previous life as a bookworm
Did this have anything to do with my theory that Pinkie was the town's librarian before Twilight moved to town?

>>24902470
Anons are jealous of the power of our love.

disregard arguments

post more twilight

I for one, can't wait until friday

FINALLY SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT

>>24902434

>implying celestia isn't a huge bitch who rules with an iron fist.
>also implying that celestia wouldn't destroy friendship

>>24902543
Maybe that Twilight is actually Pinkie's studious personality instead.

Her real cutie mark is a sparkler.

>>24902465
How old are you? And what music you like? I think I'll make a pony of you. If you don't want, that's cool. You just seem a nice guy. ...But my ponies suck. Fuck, it'll probably be insulting.

>>24902474
>>24902484
Dear ponies,

because you refused to keep it down over there, I have ordered the one known as Derpy to be assassinated. as we speak, the spetsnaz are moving into position. I hope you enjoy yourselves.

-Vlad

>>24902534

Actually I think if there was no porn, people who wanted it would be bitching.

And the people who don't care still wouldn't care.

>>24902428
It's more like evening threads are the bar where bronies go to unwind and shit.

>>24902427
>>24902434

>>24902465
How old are you? And what music you like? I think I'll make a pony of you. If you don't want, that's cool. You just seem a nice guy. ...But my ponies suck. Fuck, it'll probably be insulting.
I think we need a gently disapproving pony.

Yo guys, I'm having trouble finding a comic. It's by Caluriri, and it's Big Macintosh x Trixie. Anyone have it?

>>24902534

Things trolls bitch about:

>porn
>Kloudmutt
>fanfiction
>Squeak's dead dog
>Luna's penis
>Sonic
>sometimes the show itself
>the hiatus
>tripfags circlejerking
>CMCs
>morals, both on the show and in general

Know your trolls.

>>24902574
Oh goody, I get that request of Dinky getting horribly killed after all.
With an added Derpy.

>>24902574
yo...you wouldn't?

>>24902574
>>24902427
>4 A.M.
Lost control of your life, eh Putin?

I can honestly say I can not imagine what would happen if there were no porn.
Because any situation I try to imagine ends with someone making porn right away

>>24902574

Um, what? I don't understand this.

>>24902604

No, get outs from here.

>>24902602
Lots of Black Sabbath and Alice Cooper and Beastie Boys. ...FUCK YOU I'M OLD

>>24902612
Things trolls love:

>porn
>Kloudmutt
>fanfiction
>Squeak's dead dog
>Luna's penis
>Sonic
>sometimes the show itself
>the hiatus
>tripfags circlejerking
>CMCs
>morals, both on the show and in general

Know your trolls.

>>24902560

agreed. The thing is, sometimes they slip up and admit they like the porn.

>>24902612
You forgot
>furries

>>24902365

>Implying time difference exists

It's midnight right now

hey guys. what's muffin?

>>24902652

Yes, I forgot that one. Trolls are the ones constantly talking about furries. The furries themselves don't bring it up and don't bother anybody.

>>24902612
>Squeak's dead dog

Wait, no, it was about Squeak derailing the thread with his dead dog

No trolling

And he's the only tripfag I hate.

did someone say my name?

>>24902677

It's a kind of sweet, tasty baked good. But that's not important right now.

>>24901766
Fixed

>>24902572
Wait...what if all of Twilight's friends are just facets of her personality she had locked away?
What if Twilight's plain psycho and moved to some hick town to get away from the accusing eyes of the people of her hometown.
Now she's just hanging out with her very important imaginary friends, convincing herself she's on a royal mission, and pretty much ignoring all the real people in town.

>>24902652

Wouldn't bitch about furries if they would act like civilized gentlemen instead of desperate lonely perverts.

>>24902669
durrrrrrr, 4chan time smart guy

>>24902691
No, honey. Come back to bed.

>>24902702
what if ash was in a coma

>>24902629
...I want an Alice Cooper pony.

>>24902702

Winter Wrap Up would have been a very odd episode if the other 5 mane ponies didn't actually exist.

>>24902687

Except the only person who would really get upset about that is a "troll" and the only person who keeps stalking Squeak about it is a troll. And since you've just given yourself away, we can deduce that you're probably the same troll that bitches about Kloudmutt.

Of course, Squeak fucked up last night and exposed himself samefagging. So maybe you're all the same person.

>>24902691
nope. noone said anything about derpy. who is derpy anyways.

(quiet you, get out of here now)

>>24902702

What a twist!

>>24902727
What the heck are you doing in OUR bed?

IT COMES!

>>24902686
>>24902686
>Implying furries don't bother people by posting anthro porn, sometimes even forgetting to censor

Closet furry detected.

>>24902574
orly

>>24902738

Oh good, Squeak is ok. Heard there was some dangerous weather wherever he was

>>24902746

I have a nearly unshakable urge to punch my monitor every time I see that... person.

>>24902718
Right, because that zone is the only one that matters

>>24902765

Oh fuck, here we go again.

>>24902691
>>24902741
ah, there you are. don't worry, soon it will all be over. that will teach you ponies from having a party at 4 in the morning.

>>24902773

... the world?

>>24902795
Guys hang on we'll get this mess sorted out yet

>>24902735
Why?
Twilight just wandered around town and made a general mess of things.
They decided to give Twilight a "special" jacket for her "organizational" skills, so she would quit wrecking stuff while thinking she was being important.

>>24902795
I should have known better than to remind them.

Oh well, I'll go to bed and leave you guys with this.

I'm such an asshole.

>>24902765

see

>>24902652

>>24902803
spare my mommy and you can have your way with me sexually.

>>24902803

That weapon doesn't exactly look capable of killing a cat, let alone a pony.

>>24902738
No, KM is a bro

squeak is a fag

>>24902801

Oh awesome, it's Raven and Starheart!

>>24902836

>>24902838

Tell me more about how much you like Kloudmutt.

>>24901707

GOD DAMN IT. I'VE NEVER SAID SOMETHING IS ADORABLE... BUT THIS. THIS. FUCKING THIS RUINED MY MASCULINITY. GOD DAMN IT

DISREGARD BITCHING

POST MOAR TWILIGHT

REINFORCEMENTS NEEDED, FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT!
http://two.drawball.com/

>>24902803
Shit. Someone call Megatron, Derpy needs protection.

>>24902836
who the heck are you?

>>24902834
Hardly. He was implying that furries really don't do anything wrong on this board. They're hardly innocent victims. That's completely inaccurate, because everyone does something wrong on this board.

Oh wait, you're just a troll trolling a troll trolling a troll INFINITE LOOP.

>>24901707

>>And then Dash beat her like there was no tomorrow.

>>24902893
What do you want, meatbag?

>>24902893
On it.

>>24902803
Not so fast... brother

>>24902871

I knew it was going to be adorable when the guy made that request.

>>24902863

He is a bro.

>>24902801
Ahaha oh wow.
Wasn't there a Raven thread ages ago demanding there never be a Raven pony?

>>24902882
Twilight Sparkle. Sweetest pony or very sweetest pony?

>>24902918
Sounds relevant to this picture. Maybe.

Alright, im back writing for another hour. Hopefully i'll finish the bowie one if the fella whose idea that was is here

>>24902932
The babbiest.

>>24902899

>>24902925
metroid is terrible and hasn't been good since other: m

>>24902899
that's dinky, daughter of derpy and pokey pierce

>>24902927

Yes. I waltzed on in and told them we'd get right on it.

>>24902945

The colors looks kind of off in that picture.

>>24902952
>Implying Other: M isn't an awesome game

Is there a pony that hasn't been babbified yet?

any[space]pony can't be posted?

>>24902925

That picture bugs me every time, because it's not finished.

The tail isn't colored.

>>24902952
>since other m
What the fuck? Surely this can't even be a troll?

I don't even know anymore.

>>24902952

The Prime series was good, I'd say the best. One bad game hasn't ruined the franchise for me.

>>24902967
>>24902952
He was implying that Other M is an awesome game. I agree with both of you. Turning a normally proud and capable woman into someone who has daddy issues is freaking awesome.

>>24902985

Just put spoiler stags between the words. Like:

Every[ spoiler][ /spoiler]pony.
Everypony.

>>24902987
It's too small the be the tail. It's clearly "swoosh" lines.

>>24902220
That's an apologetic way of perceiving it. When the ursa attacked she was in immediate threat of being mauled too, and she pulled off teleportation in quite a few high stress situations. It's like her competence under pressure varies from episode to episode. (Or maybe writer to writer?)

>>24902863
Back when he used to post more often, he took requests from everyone, and he delivered.

I requested some stuff from him too. (One of them is a baby Dash with a ribbon)

Who cares if he's a furry, he'll always be bro tier to me.

>>24902944

Heya Smo, I thought your derpy & dinky spa fic was good

>>24903037

If it's for her arm, it should be viable above her leg though.

Oh, hey, I just noticed the archive's back.

I'll make a new thread, hold your horses.

>>24903058

Only if the gun started from in front of her. If she had it at her side, the lines would be like that.

>>24903111
>>24903111
>>24903111
>>24903111

Kapow

>>24903095

Eh, that still just seems really awkward.

>>24902914

>tries to troll some more
>admits to being a troll

smooth

>>24903095
Let's just agree that it's either a poorly drawn tail, or a poorly drawn swooshie thing.

>>24902893
MEGATRON CANNOT PROTECT A FLYING BEAST! I, STARSCREAM, SHALL PROTECT THE FLYING MEATBAG!