Racism.

>>24756425
Make it a bit clearer?

...Because not all ponies have wings?

Catapult weight to torsion ratios aren't what they used to be?

CAN A BRONY GET A STREAM

'Cause each Pony is special in their own way. Don't you know that by now.

Evening, all. I've got so much poni in my TF2.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/24335178/mlp_party.zip

Why can't pegasi grow apples?

>>24756405
Because you touch yourself at night

>>24762547

Here you go:
http://www.synchtube.com/r/YY8G

Because some ponies learned their goddamn places.

>>24762547
this.

Gonna post this one more time.

This is the tale of Pinkie Pie,
A pony full of life and energy.
And below is a list of reasons why
Her life is like one big party.

Pinkie will sing at the drop of a hat;
A more vocal pony, you'll never meet.
Her musical numbers are where it's at.
When it comes to singing she can't be beat.

Her parties are the stuff legends are made of,
Since everyone has the time of their life
Save Gilda, who, despite your undying love,
Will never be Rainbow Dash's wife.

She's even an aspiring baker,
Should the party business ever tank.
Although her recipes are a tad stranger,
Like baked bads or cupcakes that taste of blank flanks...

We can all agree it's become a rite of passage in this fandom
To have at least once said, "Pinkie Pie, you so random!"

Cuz meh.

>>24762910

no, Rarity doesn't fly because after she got wings, they realized that if she ever got them again she'd surpass Celestia as most beautiful.

Get some Spike up in this bitch

>>24762935

>>24762935
Celestia nipped that problem in the bud.

>>24762947

requesting a screencap of pinkie pie's ass

>>24762947
Spike eh?

>>24762980

mesmerizing

How would your favorite pony dominate you, and would you like it?

Anypony else reading the EqD April Fools submissions? I just finished reading them (yes, I spend an entire day hunched in front of my computer, reading mlp fanfics. Is that bad?), and I have to say I was pleasantly surprised. Most of the entries were genuinely funny, there weren't a bunch of shipping entries, and the overall quality was much higher than I expected. What do you guys think?

Also, any favorite stories so far?

>>24762947
>Spike

Good sir, that is not how you spell Derpy, the lovable scamp of a mail delivery pony and idiot savant

I asked for feedback in the past thread, and didn't get it because we all know how that turned out.

So I'm hoping I'll have better luck in this thread.

Go, Kamen Rider Spike writefaggotry!

http://time-diver.deviantart.com/art/Wyburn-Act-01-203208736?q=gallery%3Atime-diver&qo=0

And if you wanna read it, the (optional) prequel: http://time-diver.deviantart.com/art/Wyburn-Act-0-200861229?q=gallery%3Atime-diver&qo=1

I just want some feedback on the first one, if you may..pic related, it's human Spike.

i just noticed i have no pics of Muscular Spike from the episode where rarity is captured by the underground dogs

post some plox

>>24763017

Derp. Here goes the pic.

>>24762970
holy shit i just finished cowboy bebop today

>>24763009
Personally I prefer the one I submitted.
Thanks for actually sitting there and reading all of them.

>>24763024

>>24763016
Spike counters with top hat, pipe, bow tie AND bubbles.

>>24763048
THAT FAN HAS HORRIBLE SAFETY FEATURES!

HORRIBLE AS IN NONE!

>>24763047
YOU
lets fight together

someone post the gif of spike humping dash and twilight

>>24762980
get off her spike

>>24763000
I'd prefer to think that me and AJ are equal partners

spike you say

>>24763085
Like dis?

>>24762970
is this a reference to something?

>>24763097
It's a reference to Full Metal Alchemist.

>>24763097
Yes, one of the most overrated anime of all time.

>>24763000
I have a bit of a fetish for drinking piss and if pinkie made me drink hers...

>>24763097
an anime called cowboy bebop, the main character's name was also spike

>>24763031
Why do they look so good as a team. The serious Jedi paired with the Jedi that will just swing her light saber randomly and yet both end up leveling an army equally.

>>24763109
>>24763109
whiiite, dont be an ass would you?

>>24763097
its a refference to Cowboy bebop... a very popular anime series

>>24763048
>The prank ends when Mr. Breezy pops out from behind the tree and confesses his secret feelings to Luna.

>>24763048
Equal measures of awww and cruel laughter.
Love it.

>>24763130
dood. convince whoever wins that story contest to make madmax draw that

>>24763000
Twilight. Too bad there's not a pony version of this
>>24763085
At the same time?

BLUE AND ORANGE

>>24763009

I had a few favorites:

A Cryptological Conundrum: probably won't win, but I love the cerebral vibe I got from it. I mean, I actually learned something interesting from an April Fool's fanfic, how cool is that?

Pinkie Pie's Incredible Interplanetary Superprank: What can I say, I'm a sucker for metahumor.

Messin' With Celestia: It was probably the most consistently funny fic I read.

Big Dragon: It paired up Luna and Spike, two characters who are criminally underused in the show. Plus, the three maresketeers were pretty damn funny.

I haven't finished reading them yet, but those are my favorites from the first 26.

>>24763000
>Fluttershy dominating anyone

Newp.

fun fact!!!

the word horse comes from the latin word Equut. and the word "equestrian" translates into "knight" or "merchant"

enjoy your latin lesson for the day

>>24763147
naw thats stupid since that is something she would probly draw anyways

the winner needs to pick something like hardcore tranny orgy

>>24763024

>>24763190
the winner needs to pick Applejack

>>24763000
I wish for Rainbow to beat me brutally

>>24763171
Fluttershy probably owns a fucking dungeon in her basement.

>>24763000
>Derpy

So many muffins and paper cuts

>>24763000
Rarity would probably be into wax. That, or mud- it would be her version of masochism.

So what does everybody think of the April Fools Day event? I was really surprised by the sheer amount of fics that were submitted and I'm rally glad that Blog Brony decided to split it up into several rounds instead of putting them all up at once.

I think I'll hold off on reading them until voting starts and then only read whichever ones are up for voting.

This is the part where I shamelessly plug my fic, Mushy Stuff. VOTE FOR ME!

>>24763156

Twilight cosplaying as Franziska Von Karma

>>24763000
>luna with massive strapon raping me to death

it would be worth it

>>24762885
Questions, Ho!
Is that just a map? Or does it have weapons and/or icon changes?
If so, where can I find some weapon/icon skins and sound mods?
What exactly is the tardis model/texture i see in thefor?

There are three kinds of ponies. Unicorn ponies can use magic, Pegasus ponies can fly, and Earth ponies... well, they're nice too.

Delivering on a fapfic request.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YubAX9xRQ5fS5PjzqvSU0bhaqDEk-l0u1q_Vm7lhBnM/edit?hl=en

pic related

>>24763247

>only two of the fics have the shipping tag

Am I really on Equestria Daily, or is this some sort of bizarre april fool?

>>24763000
My new favorite fantasy is of futa Celestia/Luna dping me since reading that Raginsemi fic

>>24763164
AWWW YEAH story and pics plox

I'm a man of routines and rituals.

Whenever there isn't a new pony episode, my week is completely ruined.

Earth ponies are like the heart element, it may suck, it may be useless but it is needed to summon captain planet.

>>24763263
Its just a map I think.
You can find a lot of skins on ponychan.

>>24763283
There are three kinds of humans. White and Asian humans are smart, and Black people... well, they're nice too.

>>24763287
>underage buffalo porn

lol nothnx i have to draw the line somewhere

I am 100% convinced that the fandom just doesn't give a shit about Spike. Why? Well basically because >>24763047 is the only picture we have of Manly Spike. Now if I was a true Spike fan, which I'm honestly not, I'd be typing out requests for Manly Spike until my fingers broke off.

Nobody can deny Manly Spike is one of the most awesome things to come out of MLP of late. So then why? Why no art? Why no stories? All this love for Big Macintosh who never did jack shit, and Braeburn who I admit is cool, but still very new.

Sup, poni thread.

Earth Ponies are like the Irish: they're not as good at, well, ANYTHING as normal folks, but at least they have that imminently useful combination of 'useless' and 'expendable.'

>>24763283
earth ponies are physically stronger.
rainbow dash running against AJ was something like the most athletic pegasus against a regularly athlethic earth pony.

i dont think any pegasus or unicorn could equal the strenght of big mac (size and all)

>>24763288
Mine is one of the two, and one of the characters being shipped doesn't even appear in the fic!

What's up with that?!

>>24763263
Sup, I've been critiquing Wolf's map for a bit on ponychan, heres a link.
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/g/res/2346.html
Scroll down towards the bottom. Its Angel btw if you're still here Wolf.

>>24763351
Aj is extra athletic

>>24763333

Read:

>>24763017

>>24763333
Lesbians are very distracting.
I agree with you though, more manly Spike would be pretty cool
Also nice get.

>>24763290
i have good news for you, might not be exactly what you re looking for but its as closer as it got so far

>>24763351
>rainbow dash running against AJ was something like the most athletic pegasus against a regularly athlethic earth pony.
Ha ha. No.

>>24763351
The earth ponies are more in tune with nature or something. That's why, I guess, AJ and her family are running the farms. Fluttershy is a rarity.

Trufacts.

WELL WE CAN'T ALL BE ACUPUNCTURISTS

>>24763333

i made this the same day manly spike appeared

>>24763287
I read these fics and try not to get a boner while reading them. Most of the times I fail, but occasionally I succeed.

Hardmode: Read while somebody else is in the room.

>>24763333
I'm pretty sure nobody actually gives a shit about Big Mac, he's just the only character that people can straight ship with (not anymore though actually) so they flock to him out of resentment or something. I am really surprised by the utter lack of manly dream Spike though.

>>24763287
I skimmed: it's very sweet. Will read through later

Lauren has said that without Earth ponies nothing would grow

>>24763383
what i meant is
earth ponies: strenght and endurance

pegasus: speed and agility(ex: they can just fly over mountains to reach places faster than running arround mountains, even if the pony is running faster than the pegasus fliying, the pegasus can just short the distance)

unicorns: wisdom and intelligence, since they are the only ones who can use magic arts

>>24756405
All ponies are equal.

But some ponies are more equal than others

>>24763333
I think it's because, admit it, Manly Spike looks like a doofus. Cute Spike is 20% cooler when he does stuff.

>>24763327

You think underage buffalo porn is bad? You don't know what bad is. Wait till Semi gets around to writing the Snips x Snails x Twist story.

>>24763432
It sucks it's so much easier to get boner with others around

>>24763467
>(ex: they can just fly over mountains to reach places faster than running arround mountains, even if the pony is running faster than the pegasus fliying, the pegasus can just short the distance)
I'm sorry, but that shit was just fucking stupid.

>>24763432

If you fap to it, your boner will go away. At least for a little while.

>>24763491
I eagerly anticipate that story. Twist is teh hotness

>>24763399
eh, I've always imagined that pegasus ponies must be smaller and lighter to fly, so they can't be as strong as earth ponies.

and is it a trick of my eye, or is rainbow dash a little smaller than the other 5 ponies?

>>24763497
>>24763399
>trolling and samefagging a pony thread
>like cutting the Hydras Head

>>24763000
Best femdom ever,

Ever notice how threads slow down when RS posts his stories? Probably because everybody's reading them. 16 people last time I checked.

Requestan Applejack Gifs

>>24762875
My Führer Pony

>>24763399

Rainbow Dash whilst flying can reach supersonic speeds, she is established in canon as by far the fastest pegasus that ever lived. Applejack is a moderatley athletic earth pony who concentrates more on anaerobic excercise. In FWF Applejack beat Rainbowdash in the first running contest even after hitting a barrel, slowing her down.

Face it bro, earth ponies is faster on the ground.

>>24763583
You don't know what samefagging is, do you?

>>24763493
I know right? Ive read so many bad fapfics in my prime i thought i would be immune to it by now.

this is where the buffalo live why do they have those small tents there when its too small for even 1 buffalo to fit inside

>>24763634
You know I was referring to
>something like the most athletic pegasus against a regularly athlethic earth pony
, right?

AJ is not "regularly athletic"

>>24763048

>>24763551
The reality is that they all share the same body model. But, she does seem a bit leaner at times maybe. It's due to her being anorexic of course.

I think I was here for this.

>>24763592
I concur

>>24763677

>>24763393
I thought that would be the Celestia on Luna on Twilight one. Even that isn't exactly what I have in mind though I really wouldn't mind being twilight there still.

>>24763657
do you find it somewhat ironic that we have been segregated from the rest of /co/?

We aren't the nazis bro, we're living in the pony ghetto.

>>24763287
nice im going to start to read it thanks

>>24763636
Oh c'mon, you say that every time. Why don't you enlighten us for once, faggot?

Does anyone have any Braeburn art/screenshots?

Can I tell you a secret? Come here.

Closer

Closer
...
Closer

I have a crush on Braeburn

>>24763236
That expression is just sooooooo cuuuute, I wanna cuddle her forever...

That pose, however, is made of whyboner. Why must you make me desire Derpy's muffiny candyvag? If anyone needs me, I'll be clopping in Pony Hell...

>>24763657
yay

>>24763730
WHAT!?

Ich liebe meine kleinen pony

>>24763719
I have never said anything like that before, but whatever.

Samefag is someone who replies to his own post.

>>24763699
>Gilda femdom

Oh my god. The pain would be magnificent.

>>24763634
i don't think RD was established as the fastest pegasus. she can do the sonic rainboom but that doesn't mean other pegasi can't reach sonic speeds (but without the rainbow)

It’s Friday night and you’ve obviously got nothing better to do, so come get your drink on (or whatever) with some pals and some ponies.
http://www.synchtube.com/r/Pacce

I’ve got a friend who recently joined the herd and we’re gonna play the MLP drinking game!
Starting with Suited for Success

Also, I DON’T WANT TO HARM ANYONE! If you feel you’re at your limit, STOP DRINKING (or whatever your vice is) and just enjoyed the disoriented typing of your fellow bronies as you watch ponies. You also don’t need to follow ALL the rules, think of them as guidelines. In fact, you can just spectate if you want!
The rules we’ll be playing by are thus:
You drink (or whatever):
-Every time there’s a horse pun.
-Every time a tail is grabbed by mouth.
-Every time Fluttershy squeaks.
-Every time Applejack gets out her lasso.
-Every time Rarity’s mane is ruined.
-Every time Dash crashes.
-Every time you spot Derpy.
-Every time Twilight laughs nervously.
-Every time a song breaks out.
-Every time Applejack says “yee haw”.
-Every time Rarity says “darling” or “dear”.
-Every time Pinkie snorts while laughing.
-Every time Twilight Sparkle is harmed for comedy.
-Every time one of our mane ponies is wearing a new outfit, but only ONCE per outfit, if they’re ALL in a new outfit at the same time that’s ONE drink.
-Every time the Cutie Mark Crusaders declare a new purpose in life. Yay.

Good luck.

>>24763787
Or someone who tries to gang up on another

Have a human image of him

Pinkie Pie knows she's in a cartoon show. What do you feel about that?

>Showed my 55 year old animation nerd dad MLP:FiM
>Now a Brony
>FRIENDSHIP~

Guten Tag bronies.

Ve hear you are hiding zebras.

>>24763809
>>24763809
>>24763809
>dem asses

>>24763817
Oh fuck
Oh fuck
Oh fuck
He is hot as shit

>>24763000

Twilight would probably get out a book and there'd be horrible pacing issues while she tried to do each thing exactly right.

Though, maybe if I got her angry enough...

>>24763000
>mfw Fluttershy is extremely shy about it, and doing it at my insistence, and constantly asks me if it's okay as she winces when dripping the wax on me, and when she undoes the handcuffs, gives me a big hug and says "I'm sorry if I hurt you."

Most deliciously awkward sex ever.

>>24763830

They're not in the stove!

>>24763730
How's *that* a secret, everypony already knows...

Oh, hey Pinkie! Nice to see you here... Heh. Wh-why are you staring at me like that?

: \ Here I was seeing y'all do so well, too. Then suddenly clopfiction.

Does anyone want to watch some FWF / WWU / SfS? I can stream those in SD, I think.

>>24763817
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE PLEAES COLOR AND VECTOR THIS

>>24763729
That thread looks familiar

>>24763809

Fuck I wish I had booze and wasn't on a dry campus.

>>24763817
I don't like what my penis is doing right now.

So Applejack lives in the US South.

I wonder where specifically I can find her.

Sum Braeburn

>>24763916
it's THIS thread, silly!

>>24763968
that hat's not big enough to cover his genitals.

looks like bigmacs gay brother is a train pony and he cant stop staring at the guys ass in front of him

>>24763961

Anyplace where there's 300 residents and 3 last names.

is a monster

>>24763961
On a farm, I'd say likely somewhere between Texas and western Georgia. I wouldn't go farther north than Tennessee though.

>>24763981
So...How does Braeburn compare to Mac in the size dept? And which other ponies are packing?

Today a friend of mine told me he had some gifts for me. I had no idea as to what it could have been. After he had his hands a fourth of the way out of his bag, and i saw the plastic wrapping and the pink paper inside it I knew. He then handed me the McDonalds toys of Pinkie and Rainbow Dash. Manly tears where nearly shed.

>>24763164
And you thought those Butterfly wings were odd

>>24764033
I want to say that BB and BM would be about the same length, but BM would be packing a thicker monster. But that's probably a bias to the name "Big"

>>24764034
Sounds like a true bro.

>>24763968

>furry anthro

Man this sucks... I'm waiting for MS to finish off her buildup of un inked stuff to ask for a humanised scenario like this

I like ponies, I like humans, but aberrations like this? no thanks

>>24764033
The apple pies in Appleoosa were pretty big, but the ponys in Ponyville don't carry wepons. I think Big Mac may be a pacifist. Weird question brony

>>24764033

Both are well hung in proportion to their size. Big Mac is larger simply because he is larger. both pale in comparison to Snails

>>24763809

>>24763868

>DAT gender-neutral idea

>>24764127
>Snails

I knew you'd say that.

>>24764100

Obligatory "she's a dude", "I've got news for you" yadda yadda comment

>>24764100
>>24764100
ssshhhh... shh.. shh... just look at him and schclop... you know you like it... you know you love it

>>24763287
My face

>>24764201

No, it looks dumb

>>24763000
you don't want to know
but yes i would

I love ponies

>>24763000
nope ...

>>24763000
pic related.
I'd probably be chained up to a dungeon wall somewhere. If that's the best I can get, I'll take it.

>>24764240

The finished version is on fimchan by the way.

>>24764240

MS just posted his colored version at FiMchan. It's glorious.

>>24764276

It even has sparkles

>>24764276
Be right back gotta schlick to this

>>24763000
Cant wait for that new episode so I can at least PRETEND that this fanbase isnt the shittiest on /co/

>>24764189
Are...are you asking for someone to caption that?

pointing out the fact that Scoot's helmet is levitating?

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

>>24764127

I'm sure Big Macintosh knows all about taking it from Snails. How about a Snails x Big Macintosh story please? Maybe something like Snails is forced to get a job at the Sweet Apple farm for the bullshit he caused with the Ursa and Big Macintosh is teaching him what to do. Snails is unsurprisingly, really fucking slow and sucks at everything. However, he does excel at one thing, and that is railing Big Macintosh with his ultra huge dick.

I'm sick of Big Macintosh always being the dominant one in all these endless shipping stories and fapfictions, so I want to see him as the bitch for a change of pace. Snails towering over Big Macintosh in the dick department has been a running gag for awhile now, so how about bringing it into fruition? I'm sure you could do it justice.

>>24764308

DILDOS!

>>24764249
pony should kill pony

the constant music at FiMchan disturbs me. How do I turn it OFF?

>>24764316
It's sitting on top of the scooter's handle bars.

>>24764308
Do you have a problem with masochism, friend?

>>24764316

I do not know

I just posted here

>>24764383
clearly he doesn't, and neither do I, apparently, as we're posting in and reading these threads.

>>24764316
>>24764316
>>24764316
>>24764316
>>24764364
by celestia, i had to look twice to notice it was hanging on the scooters handle, it actually looked like it was fliying

>>24764383
Not at all with HUMANS. I mean talking about how your favorite pony would dominate you? I mean there is a point at which this needs to stop and we have clearly passed it. Although we crossed it a LONG time ago.

>>24764360

Open up your volume mixer and disable sound from your web browser?

Get some addons to accomplish this feat?

Jerk off to ponypr0n until the noise stops?

>>24764347
alot of the ones i've read Big Mac isn't exactly dominate
just cuz you're the one doing the penetrating doesn't always mean you're in charge

>>24764347

I was just running with the running gag. I've got one Snails story coming up, and he's not some monster.

But if you want, I can make him one in your Big Mac fic. I'll put it on the list.

>>24764354
crazy ass russians.

>>24764427

It's going to go farther and get more depraved as time goes on. Get over it and/or move on.

I would know. I've watched the cycle in other fandoms.

>>24764240
actually, MS posted the real versions that he did himself

the dick one is on fim chan

Have a thing, /co/

>>24764427
I don't know whatever do you mean. I think it's a pretty important and valid topic. I know I for one ponder the subject quite a bit.

>>24764444
NICE QUADS

I want that ficpony to continue that Dash/Big Mac fic

that one's goood

>>24764360
flashblock will get rid of the music at fimchan

>>24764450
Hey, could you please tell me what you think of my Celestia/Luna request? I really, really love how you do that pairing.

>>24764316
Use your imagination

>>24764486
I see no magic wand in that picture.

>>24764561
Seek help friend.

the harbor of death said so
>>24756405

>>24763968
dat hand
dat stumpy torso
dat stomach dick

>>24764444
Oh well then I guess mine might be the first Dominant Big Mac fic in a long time! There actually isn't any sex depicted and it's just implied that he raped his cousin's wife and daughter. And killed his son violently. He asks where his daughter is. Which he gives him her decapitated head then kills him so last thing he ever see's is his dead foal. Big Mac is fucking balling in my fic. The first thing he does when he wakes up is slits a bitch's throat he dies

why cant i leave these pony threads

confound these ponies, they drive me to procrastinate my universitary studies

So... what, where's the new episode?

>>24763156
The fuck happened to her lips?

Upping original

>>24764587

Big Luna petit Celestia? Sounds good. That will be episode #5 of the princess adventures. Can't say how long it eill take. Futa? Non-futa? Any specifics?

>Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo

Dammit they're called bison. Buffalo come from Zecoraland and look totally different.

>>24764450

>I was just running with the running gag. I've got one Snails story coming up, and he's not some monster. But if you want, I can make him one in your Big Mac fic. I'll put it on the list.

Oh yes, definitely! Make Snails a dick beast. Have Big Macintosh scared shitless of it because he had no idea something so big could exist, let alone on a colt. Also, I don't want Big Macintosh doing Snails at all. I want the story revolving around Big Macintosh getting his. Focus-fire on Snails just tearing into him. Write Snails getting all into it too, spitting all kinds of demeaning things at Big Macintosh while he's doing him. No holding back.

Also, make the story before the sex starts a comedy. The whole thing is supposed to be funny anyway with Snails fucking up all the jobs, but the sex will be no joke or laughing matter at all.

>>24764642

My ass.

>>24764642
It should be uploaded soon.
It was the best episode so far, I don't even think the season finale could top it.

>>24764427

I'm sorry we all can't be mature and take things so seriosly

>>24764636
relevant to your interests?

>>24764658
futa of course

>>24764587
>do something good for once
>ends up being the only thing requested over and over

just a quick off topic question
which movie are pony lovers anticipating more
Thor or Captain America?
Cap for me

>>24764486
is this a COMIC? do want.

>>24764595
>i see no magic wand

again, the dick one is on fim chan

>>24764673
So no episode today huh?

Welp.

>>24764681
Yyyup

>>24764658
>>24764658
>>24764658
FUTA, MAKE IT FUTA
>iCanClopToThat

>>24764620
yea

>>24764674
Im not against saying we all need to be sipping brandy and smoking pipes in our best silk robes but do you honestly want to be associated with wanting to fuck cartoon horses?

>>24764672
>my little pony
>kung pow
>crossover

>>24763830
haha. wait til I tell Hunter

>>24764695
Yeah, I'm more excited about Captain America as well.

>>24764712
>>24764620

>>24764712
Haha, I was going to write that crossover myself but decided to go with another story idea. Can't wait to see yours.

>>24764658
I have enjoyed both your futa and nonfuta stories of these two and would enjoy the story either way you want to swing it. Maybe not for awhile then with a futa finish?
Entirely up to you though.
And I am fine with waiting for however long it takes.

>>24764650
Dom twilight. Man, i hate how good you guys are at finding all the right spots in my brain.

>>24764695
Thor is my favorite of the two but Cap's movie looks better.
So Cap.
Also most pony fans dont read comics.

>>24764642
>>24764673
I'm uploading it in 2160p right now!

>>24764660

Bison are also referred to as american buffalo. It's not a scientifically accurate term. But it's still common usage.

>>24764658
i prefer non futa myself. but a couple paragraphs of it would be ok, i suppose

i prefer futa, im not gay

what if there was pony porn you could actually fap to...clop to...?

>>24764780
That's alot of p

>>24764793
go back to Uruguay, cos ur a gay

>>24764698

Here have a preview.

>>24764718
>>24764684
>mon visage quand two only comments were possitive for futa

>>24764729
>do you honestly want to be associated with wanting to fuck cartoon horses?
If that is a legitimate concern you are taking it seriously, or are insecure.

>>24764805
1080*2

>>24764718
Battlestations everypony.

>>24764793
>I enjoy futa
>not gay
>mfw

>>24764816
MS
why you troll us

>>24764816
>bottom left corner
<3

>>24764816
that's fucking awesome.

>>24764816
you motherfuck

>>24764636
huh, that was a Killer 7 reference?
been a long time since i played that, can't remember most of it

>>24764718
i prefer the female form without a penis, myself

>>24764729
I want to do all of the above actually

>>24764804
That would be nice bro, all of this porn is on the wrong end of every spectrum.

Either too hardcore or too goddamn soft.

>>24764816
Dohohohohoho.

>>24764870
NSFW VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXwWjxbzuIk

>>24764444
Links to some stories, please?

>>24764575
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6839603/1/His_Name_is_Mac
It's surprisingly written well, to.

>>24764825
all things need to be approached with some level of seriousness. I am simply saying that statements of that nature make no sense.

>>24764840
/d/ would love all you futa fapping nongays.

somebody just commission MS already.

pony

>>24764816
.
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.
.
.
.
.
is funny

>>24764852
>bottom left corner
>left
You must be Derpy Hooves.

>>24764913
pony pony

>>24764947
pony pony pony

no futa. foali only.

>>24764804
>>24764804
>>24764804
>>24764804
>implying there isnt a lot of it already

>>24764909
Didn't you see what happened the last time someone commissioned an artist?

Bad things happened to Scootaloo, very bad things. We can't be trusted.

>>24764944
APRIL FOOLS

>>24764816
Ahahaha oh you.

>>24764909
you know about the ahegao series, right?

honestly, why does nobody visit http://fim.413chan.net/

>>24764871
IRL I do too.
However, for some reason, two girls with a penis fucking each other, is alright. I dunno why I was shocked at how open mined I was about it.
That and the fact that I love Lesbian porn, it all kinda worked out for some reason.
The stuff on /d/ though ... ugh ... no way that stuff is out of control

>>24764955
pony pony pony pony

>>24764960
But none of it is any good

sauce of the artist?

>>24764816
nice one

i went to /d/ once
saw an armpit hair fetish thread
never went back

>>24764816
oh Mega, you are a card
i eagerly await my requests, but i'm patient and wait my turn

>>24764992
>>24764992
oooh i get it, you re subtly asking me to dump porn arent you?

well you got it, ill dump a bit...

>>24764681
What is this from???

>>24765022
you're missing out.

>>24765009
that's not really supposed MLP is it
because it just looks like generic loli art to me

>>24765009
dat anime.

>>24764898
>>24764870

That's why Cupcakes never got to me. Pinkie was only focusing on physical pain. Emotional pain is where it's at. That's why IHNMAIMS is pretty damn good to me. I was actually thinking of just writing the Curtis chapter to piss off Sprinkles. Cloudman was next on my list however.
>>24765037
Some mindfuck game called Killer 7

>>24765022
coming from a man that wants his favorite CARTOON PONY to dominate him.

>>24765032
>anthro
no
ponies or humans, not in between

>>24756405
>>24756425

Not just racism- they need ponies BORN to pull the plows, to work the earth, to ensure the consistent supply of food to the top of the chain.

>>24764765
I liked Spawn an Sonic when I was little, but I don't read comics anymore
If there was a pony comic I'd read it

>>24764978
Because that would require effort and i cant be bothered to make that effort.

>>24764970

Why is there no good Humanized Rainbow Dyke yet?

>>24765032
>feet
>not hooves
I also don't recognize the cutie mark.

>>24765048

I go there sometimes and wat myself.

>>24765071
aw cmon, why not? you afraid of liking furry? i mean, why do you even give a fuck?
>inb4 I JUST DONT LIKE ANTHRO
yes you do you silly filly, you're just afraid of being called a furry BY RANDOM PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET

This thread needs less Derpy and more Derpy

>>24765083
spike with a boner gives me the weirdest boner

Someone give me a fic to read. It needs to not suck ass, be some weird fetish stuff, and not be a millions billions pages long.

Got bored and decided to color this, i love the luna's expression on this comic

>>24765113
>>24765113
its the pony from the Spa, isnt it obvious enough?

Fluttershy looked at and odd cock and started to get hard.

>>24765121
Nah, just that all anthro shit hits me with uncanny valley. I can't fap to that.

>>24765110

>>24765129
You've already read the fanfic where Twilight finds the mysterious spellbook, right?

Did you know it's getting a continuation?

>>24765129
*not be some weird fetish stuff

>>24765145
...proceed.

>>24765110
>no good human
>dyke

>>24764978

Yeah, I know about it. That's what's holding up Luna's Magic Wand.

>>24765129
Read sad derpy/dinky yet?

Probably.

>>24765147
>>24765147

>>24765009
That's fanart for Puella Magi Madoka Magica, not My Little Pony.

Someone posted it the other day to point out how easily the characters could just be human ponies.

>>24765149
>megasweet
>good
Okay, she's pretty good, but I don't like her style. Jeez.

>ahegao

Wat

>>24765176
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

So no episode today, wonder why...

>>24765059
I was especially going to enjoy writing the death scene/ fight scene for the entire CMC as Ayame Blackburn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdJAT75CA1c&feature=related

>>24765142
Oh. Okay, I haven't watched all of what's out yet.

>>24765009
Pony version!

>>24765176
That one where derpy is retarted and dinky is ashamed of her?

>>24765215
Because you touch yourself at night.

>>24765172
That's the epitome of Femdash though. I need more androgynous dash.

>>24765234
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNT!

>>24764978
>>24764978
>>24764978
the music, how do i shut it down

>>24765234
>retarted

Go back to bed Derpy

>>24765139
something looks wrong with lunas hair

>>24765048
nah, i only fap to video/photography/written erotica. drawings don't do it for me

>>24765234

A couple of commenters did review of all the April Fools stories at EqD. Why not read through those and see what stories they recommend?

>>24765114
hey RagingSemi realy nice fic now i whant to see what you do with the Pinkie Zecora one

>>24765234

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xy28CF7zMdwfbmRnBnIXygJxnHR7UZqgSdjt7YX0dBA/edit?hl=en&pli=1
#

OTP.

>>24765277
Cause I'm lazy. Someone link me to something.

>>24765261

She ate an apple tart... and then she got another for free?

>>24765256
flashblock

>>24765302
What ya gonna draw for him caluriri?

Fimchan has music?

>>24765302

Yeah, I've been thinking about that one. Not exactly sure how I'm going to do it. It might take until sunday. And thanks.

>>24765340

Old MLP theme song. Starring Sandy Duncan and Tony Randall.

>>24765139
Luna's hair looks too dark

>>24765325
>>24765325
what else?
i dont know shit about flashblock... or adblockplus since thats what i have

>This thread

>>24765303
wow....

>>24765392

I use the volume control on my speakers.

>>24765419
but im listening to Dethklok... :<

>>24765059
you wouldn't piss me off
cupcakes is what it is
i could write emotional pain if i wanted to and had enough time to think it out
but i kinda don't

>>24765397
It's all trolling bro, no one actually clops to any of this shit.

>>24765381
I fuckin love it

>>24765488
Cupcakes was fucking hilarious.

>>24765272
>>24765391
well shit, the luna's mask was on "darken" instead of "multiply"
sorry for my derpyness

>>24765334
there is nothing good to draw its either LSH hairy buffalo ass or spike thorny dragon cock

why did someone suggest this shit in the first place

Image limit > need new thread

>>24765516

shouldn't she be spitting out orange liquid?

>>24765526

u mad

>>24765540
Image limit is better than new thread? I don't follow you.

>>24765506
what's the joke of this one and the previous one like it?

>>24765516
cool. GREAT work btw

>>24765526

>spike thorny dragon cock

fuck off, dinofag.

>>24765346
those two really can make an interesting funny pair
>>24765334
im thinking in what part but not sure at this moment

>>24765552
Diarrhea!!!!!

>>24765552
Oh shit I just noticed.

>Who loves orange soda?
>Luna loves orange soda.

Can someone explain to me whose idea it was to cap images? There is no point to it at all.

>>24765488
Well I would be killing the entire apple family in a violent way. (CMC Blow to smithereens/ shot to death. Big Mac Drained and stuffed. Applejack shot in the head at her weakest moment.) And Pinkie Pie and Dash would kicking ass for most of the chapter. Applejack would be killed by a Celestial Smile to demonstrate "The Cleaner"

>>24765628
I would like to see them in the missionary position, but I'm a nobody
It's up to RS, isn't it?

>>24765674
man naw i have image of luna holding a big orange soda in kel style

>>24765686
So that threads don't last forever. There is also a mechanism in place in which threads will auto-terminate after a set amount of time, although on modern 4chan no thread is ever around long enough for this to happen. I believe the point was to encourage some level of variety and perhaps even creativity, as well as to give people's browsers a break. Can you imagine if we had just been stuck to ONE single pony general since November?

>>24765706

Nope. Caluriri's got total artistic control on this.

>>24765674
KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA

>>24765731
>>24765749
MyNiggas.jpg

>>24765749
IS IT TRUE?

>>24765689

Hmmm...perhaps....

What about a fic where Celestia turns on Twilight and slowly kills all her friends while taunting her about what she's been sent to do this whole time?

Celesia could then leave Twilight to the nothingness she has caused around her or end her pathetic existence. Either way...

That'd be tearfully delicious.

>>24765305

I can't wait for that Trixie x Spa Pony story. Semi writes humanized ponies really well.

>>24765749
>>24765731
>>24765674
lol, i fixed it AGAIN with the orange soda, new thread where?

>>24765744
I'd be happier with one giant thread. Personally, it is rather difficult to find a Pony thread here now.

>>24765689
whatever, have fun, it' ain't a pissing contest
keep in mind, as i said before, i held back with cupcakes
anyway, i do have a cruel fic in mind that just thought up last night
it might be pushed ahead of the other two i was gonna work on starting this weekend

>>24765770
FUCK YES I LOVE ORANGE SODA, GIVE ME SOME NOW

>>24765824

what's it about?

>154 images

How is that possible?

>>24765744
actually, I don't think /t/ has that time limit.

>>24765526
I wish someone would draw dat ass
>>24765824
I wish you hadn't held back

recycle!

>>24763660
>>24763660
>>24763660
>>24763660

>>24765873

Same here. Requesting LSH from anybody who reads this.

>>24765823
http://catalog.neet.tv/co/

http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

See forever into all pony thread for all time

>>24765689
If you can, do it.

>>24765824
I wish you hadn't.

>>24765867
MORE THAN 150 pics.......HOW?!

>>24765775
why, that was the first idea i had for fic
but i abandoned it