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FANON MASTER HERE.
I am updating you on the latest fanon. From now on, the following things are fanon, which makes them MORE CANON THAN CANON:
-Trixie was just trying to impress Twilight all along. Twilight secretly loves Trixie, too.
-Spike is Dinky's father.
-Big Mac is actually younger than Apple Bloom. His thyroid disorder is sure to result in tragedy.
-There are ten million ponies in Equestria. Nine million of them are in Celestia's death camps. There is no purpose to the camps, she just thinks they're funny.
-Ace is also Dinky's real father.
-Little Strong Heart isn't a buffalo. She's just a weird-looking sheep.
-Today, Tomorrow, and Forever is now fanon. Celestia was the one who reported Derpy to child services and had Dinky taken away. She doesn't even know who Derpy is, she just likes to randomly break up families. She thinks it's funny.
-Pinkie loves Dash, but Dash only loves AJ, and AJ only loves Rarity, and Rarity only loves Rarity, and Rarity only loves Luna, and Luna only loves cutting herself, and cutting herself only loves Scootaloo.
-When a pony is born, her name is chosen via a random word generator, and can not be changed for any reason. This is the origin of Fluttershy's never-mentioned younger sister, A Wet Penis.
-Sweetie Belle is Dinky's realest father.
-All crossovers that combine MLP with Saw, Saw II, and Saw IV are now canon. But not Saw III.
-Every night while Twilight is asleep, Celestia sneaks into the room, stuffs Twilight into a crate, then throws the crate into the river and watches while she drowns. Then she resurrects her with magic and erases her memory. Spike knows, though. She makes him watch every single night, but puts a spell on him to make it impossible for him to talk about it with anyone. Spike lives in a neverending nightmare. Celestia thinks this is funny. |