So, this is a Fluttershy thread then?

Great job last thread now dinky is going to be taken away from derpy just like in that new fanfic...

Caramac is the best ship

Apple Bloom, easy.

As promised, Mr. Cherry Dust, here is your Derpy love.

>>24722799
Thats ok, we are going to get Derpy some money as soon as we win that rape case.

Oh god...

>>24722768
Scootaloo.

I'm dialing the number Derpy

You've forced my hoof

Hi guys..

>>24722818
hey Anon, we kinda need some DNA from you, for evidence on this case.

It's Pinkie Pie. This is indisputable. Why are we even having this conversation?

>>24722799
Nah, that'll never happen. Derpy can actually hold a job, unlike a certain dragon who was caught doing turquoise backstage.

His short career as a pianist ended on a high note.

>>24722806
I wouldn't say best. But it's definitely the most gay.

Mane: Rarity
Side: Sweetie Belle
BGCharacter: Carrot top
Carrot Top leaping from the top of a building to fuck up a buffalo was the best thing in the last ep

>>24722818
Not if derpy calls them first!

>>24722799

Bah, Derpy is nothing but the most loving mother a little filly can have. It's not her fault she's the way she is.

>>24722768
I... I CANT FUCKING CHOOSE

DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE.

THEY'RE ALL TOO FUCKING CUTE, I CAN'T STAND IT. THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT WHO'S THE CUTEST..... i must kill all the others... the one i kill last... they must be the CUTEST.

OH GOD
OH GOD
OH GOD...

calm down.. anon... calm down... i'm sure i can figure this out...

just breath...

er....

spike?

I have a request for any artists out there: a picture of the Powerpuff Girls Mayor next to or riding the Ponyville Mayor.

>>24722768
Fluttershy, Sunny Daze, Derpy.
anyone who says different is either crazy or a liar.

Mane cast: Rarity Rarity Rarity Rarity
Official side character: Cheerilee
BG pony: tied between Derpy and Lotus & Aloe

>>24722858
WRONG, LEAVE /co/, NEVER RETURN.

So. Pokey Pierce was just "dancing" near some ballons? And his penis "slipped" itself forcefully in to derpy, I'm sure his hooves "slipped' knocking her senseless too didn't they? Beating a mare until her eyes went wall-eyed, impregnating her and never paying a god damn bit for child support.
Classy, Mr. Pierce.

>>24722854

Then I'll wait and hear the child's testimony

Well Dinky? What do you have to say for yourself?

And can somepony PLEASE take that bubblewrap away?

I still can't accept the whole "Derpy is functionally retarded" thing. I still prefer her as slightly goofy and a little airheaded - and definitely not permanently wall-eyed.

>>24722866
So, THATS who is making the captchas.

It makes sense now.

derpy better keep dinky

or else i wont be a very happy pony i tell you what

>>24722854

And here is what I MEANT to post, but Derpy is Derpy. I ain't picky.

Because it was cute.

>>24722837
Nothing like turquoise to get you ready for a bit of ultraviolence.

>>24722863

We got it already.

Cutes?

Mane: Fluttershy
Side: Applebloom
Background: Derpy.

>>24722881
god damn it, thats horrible.

Okay, try this again. Basically a while back I saw a thread with someone making a Lyra pony. This was the pic they had. Anyone know where I can find these? It hasn't got a mane or a tail, and i can't find anything like it on the hasbro page. T_T I NEED THIS. I NEED IT SO BAD.

>>24722891

YES. I WAS HOPING SOMEONE CAPPED THAT. YES.

Huh. Just realized, this is like the fourth Derpy cap I've been part of. Feels good, man.

>>24722891
what addons do you have and for what browser?

they look pretty useful.

Rainbow is the cutest pony

>>24722881
Pokey is now Dinky's father and he is now a rapist.

;_;

>/co/ CSI: Special Pony Victems Unit
Never change /co/, never change.

>>24722845
Sorry man, didn't work

>>24722806
I'll take Caramello x Fem-Mac.

>>24722916
What's horrible is losing your child, the only thing you have left after some "Man" beat you to near death, raped you and left without a word.
I wonder if Derpy even remembers his face.

>>24722881
Whatamireading.tiff

To me, clumsy Derpy is best Derpy. Clumsy AND NOTHING MORE.

>>24722882

Derpy knows Derpy not that great of Pony.

Derpy knows Dinky gets laughed at school.

Derpy knows someponies think Derpy not good mommy.

Sometimes Derpy thinks that too.

But! Dinky says Derpy good mommy!

Dinky says she loves Derpy!

Derpy thinks that's all Derpy needs for being good mommy.

So you're wrong Mr Anonymous! You can't break Dinky away from Derpy! Never never never!

Fluttershy, Applebloom, Derpy. The rest of you are liars. Filthy liars.

>>24722927
HAHA i was in both of those and this one.

>>24722947
This.

Really. Just.. this.

>>24722923
Customanon on DA

>>24722768
Fucking Sweetie Belle, this isnt even a fucking quesion.

>>24722930

Greasemonkey scripts 4chan x and /b/ackwash reloaded.

I thought Mr. Breezy was the town rapist. Pierce doesn't even like the ladies.

>>24722950

No Derpy, you're wrong

I know what Dinky needs... far more than you

I'm taking her with me, far away

>>24722962
damn.

>>24722958
I.. I'll have to confess that, for the first time so far.. this actually made my eyes water a bit.

That's so great. <3

Rainbow dash
Applebloom
Doctor whooves(not cute, just epic)

>>24722891
Derpy has a weakness? how can I exploit it?

Ain't nobody cuter than Apple Bloom.

>>24722976
He's going to get molested by Trixie soon

Pokey Pierce confirmed for most horrible pony ever.

>>24722958

Fuck, I was I hadn't missed that one. It's a great screencap.

>>24722979
Fuck you, Pierce. ;_;

>>24722950
Derpy, I need you to think of whats best for Dinky.
You just can't provide the type of environment a growing filly needs, I'm sorry... but i can't see anyway for you to keep dinky.

>>24722886
thank you. derpy's been shown underped often enough and doing cute things (like the rose in her mouth) that i see her as only a bit odd.

>>24722950
>>24722979
Judgment gives custody to the mother, the father is to pay restitution for the years of not paying Equestrian filly support.

Case dismissed, and now back to my favorite case.

>>24723001
Just wait until you get attacked by murderous balloon monsters.

Then you'll be sorry.

>>24722882
>>24722881
>>24722882
>>24722950

IT. IS. ON.

>>24723000
I know. I requested it. Too bad RS said he wasn't going to do the incest angle.

Guys, guys. Dinky's real father doesn't really matter. He's either out of the equation, or judging from >>24722979, a complete monster.

No no, what we should be concerning ourselves with is this: how good of a father would Dr. Whoof be?

>>24723040
Not great, considering he is going to die off every fucking season.

Look what i made for /b/

i can already see that this thread is going to tear at my emotions

>mfw no one remembers that damn fork
>it should stay that way

>>24723040
Timetravel and kids usually don't mix...look at the hitchhikers guide or doctor who....

>>24723053

>>24723053
Lets change the subject then.

Femanon here. I'm sad. You male-folk don't know how good you have it. I can never be a brony!

>>24723053

Let's tear em the RIGHT way, then!

>>24723055
No, see, the fork represents Pierce's stabbiness in Derpy's mind.

>>24722923
i think i saw the original of that. you can buy a decorate your own pony but that's the old model. i believe that anon had instructions on how to remove cutie marks etc so basically you're taking apart and decorating one of the regular toys

>>24722886
>>24722947
>>24722960
And here I was almost convinced that no one even remembered depictions of Derpy that weren't completely retarded.

>>24722895
Love me tenderly

>>24723023

Well fuck it looks like I'm royally screwed

Goodbye Dinky! I'll always be the father you never had!

>PEEENKIE, YOU EEEEDIOT!

Reposting, well, because it's funny.

derpy x pierce rapefic
if you don't write it i fucking will
once i finish my april fools submission...

Hey guys. It's my birthday today! Any sort of Pony antics we can do?

>>24723090
> I'll always be the father you never had!
So nothing changed then.
DOHOHOHOHO!

>>24723074
>femanon
>can't be a brony

That's crazy talk.

>>24723020

Derpy takes Dinky to school.

Derpy feeds Dinky... one, two... Three times every day!

Derpy loves Dinky! Dinky loves Derpy!

Dinky has room to herself. Dinky has lots of toys.

Dinky know lots of things Derpy doesn't, but Derpy works hard every day to pay for things Dinky needs!

Dinky has everything Dinky needs. There no reason to take Dinky away from Derpy!

You're a bad pony.

>>24723082
Stitch by stitch, sewing them together...

>>24723074
Brony like bro is gender neutral

>>24723021
Derpy as a human, wat?

>>24723087
Derp eyes are a party trick

This fanbase is getting a bit shitty
>rape
>taking away kids
>kill all ponies last one is teh cutest

>WAT

>>24723099
Or it could be grimdark April Fools.

Pierce takes Derpy into a dark room to show her a "surprise'... APRIL FOOLS!

>>24723074
if you can throw a brofist, you can be a bro

>>24723132
That's not shitty.

>>24723109
I'm writing a fanfic where Derpy loses Dinky to her father and must team with uh.....Megatron to get her back!

>>24723132
there was a sad fic about dinky being taken away. it was good. i almost shed a manly tear.

>>24723137
>>24723107
>>24723123

:') my heart. *Brohoof*

>>24723055

Huh? You mean this?

Alternatively, "OH PINKIE REMEMBERS"....

Is someone capping all this? the first part in the last thread was capped but I want to remember this thread to

>>24723144
i would read that. make sure megatron learns the meaning of friendship

>>24723132
I don't see much shittyness in here. Just Derpy love and Derpy hate.

>>24723109
We understand you love your child deeply and you think she has everything she needs... But the truth of the matter is Dinky will be better off with us, If you corporate we may be able to arrange visits... we really don't want this to be any harder than it has to be, please derpy think of dinky.

>>24723132
We've always been about grimdark.

See: Pinkie's dead parents.

>>24723141
You are all that is wrong with this world...
What happened to the love and the friendship?

>>24723087

Eh, I think people only play up the mentally challenged thing because it makes the whole Derpy/Dinky relationship more interesting and heartwarming ever since that fanfic. Myself, I prefer just regular Derpy as a good mommy, who just happens to have the eyes. It happens.

>>24723074

Brony is an all-encompassing term, my female friend. If your spirit is willing, you can be a brony until the end of time.

Hey, all. I gave my hand at trying to create some Wonderbolt shoes. Nowhere near as awesome as the original, but it's on the market (pending approval, of course.)

Let me know if you like it.

>>24723074
brony is a stupid word, this is probably the third time I've typed it

>>24723055
you mean CLOYEDES?

>>24723144
>>24723164
.......

>>24723160
The sun fucking sucks. It burns me every fucking year, causes me to sweat and get fucking pimples all over my body.

Why do I get pimples? Because once, I got burned so bad by the sun that I was hospitalized because of the burns and ever since then, apparently my skin can't sweat properly or something.

So you know what? Fuck the sun. And fuck you.

>>24723166

Fuck this is getting too real.

I may cry if you don't stop.

>>24723175
Now listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx77HRbRKQQ

>>24723185
shut up shut up shut up

>>24723195
Just as Celestia planned

>>24723177
>that pic
>HNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>24723195

>Khorne
>Honour

It all makes sense now.. my theory that Equestria is a daemon realm where all the positive emotions end up

whenever the other Chaos gods come within a certain proximity of Equestria, they shed their nastier emotions and embody their more positive traits

Khorne - Honour
Tzeentch - Hope
Slaanesh- Love
Nurgle - Acceptance

New evidence suggests that Dinky is malnourished, seeing as her main source of sustenance is moldy, weeks-old muffins. Clearly this is the mother's fault and custody of Dinky should go to me, as I can provide more stable stable for a developing filly.

Weird Pony Fight on Laurens DA page

>>24723195
remain in your basement where it's safe. you can still be a chaos god in the basement. really.

>>24723166
what was that shitty movie we are all pretty much quoting now

>>24723181
Would purchase. Would purchase so hard. For adult feet, yes? As in, my fatass foot could fit in it?

>>24722935
that looks like a big ol horse dong from the thumbnail

>>24723218

>>24723195
You neckbeard?

>>24723074
Are you implying that women can't be bros? It's rare, but it does happen. If you can be a bro, you can be a brony.

>>24723174
That's sad, not grimdark.

Sad can be good when you do it right. If you hit a low point and then pull up into a bittersweet ending, then it's enjoyable to read because it gets people emotionally involved.

Grimdark is when you plumb the depths of how bad a situation can get, and it often feels more manipulative and consequently is less interesting to read beyond the fact of the subject matter.

>>24723242

>>24723203
Hm. Idea get!

>>24723219
don't make Derpy get Megatron on your ass! he's fucking huge and a gun!

>>24723219
I saw vids of this 'Pokie" fellow downloading filly porn.

We sure we want him raiding a young filly, considering his...sick fetish?

What happened to Derpy just being "Osaka" pony? I think that was what we confirmed to be the default fannon.

>>24723259

>>24723195
>>24723195

>>24723218
Actually, my four monikers are;
Grandfather Nurgle, Chaos God of Life
Lord Khorne, Chaos God of Honor
Saint Slaanesh, Chaos God of Love
Master Tzeentch, Chaos God of Hope

I mostly use it on /tg/ though, where it has some relevance. Sometimes the name just carries over here after I've made a post in somewhere else without clearing the name field. :3

>>24723207

>>24723219
>more stable stable

Okay, you got me, I lol'd.

I just can't buy into this RP because Pierce just screams "gay" to me.

>>24723270
Videos can be manipulated and edited to distort the truth. Especially videos describing hearsay. Your evidence is not accepted.

>>24723238
I would assume so. It comes in just about any size you want (size 12 pictured.) I want to see if these get approved. Hopefully making them as vague as possible will help.

Thanks for showing support.

stoner spike is the best freezeframe-image-spawned thing ever.

post some

>>24723221
That's not friendship.

That's not friendship at all.

Seriously. Just.......look at it. It's one of the most heartwarming fucking things I've ever encountered, and it's just shit people made up. Fuck, I LOVE you guys!

http://tubedubber.com/#pJIzYitcr9c:68HdaeHGg1w:0:100:0:0:true

>why does this work so well?

>>24723313
i can tell from some of the comments, and from seeing quite a few friendships in my time.

>>24723218
>chaos gods guest star as rather balanced and almost likable ponies
oh my yes

>>24723221
I'm not surprised. 34-41-63 is one of the really fucked up ex-bronies that went to Ponychan.

In a way, I now think that the 4chan purge was a blessing in disguise, since it prompted the creation of Ponychan, where the most insane people in the fandom gather.

>>24723304
WAT DA ZOG, DEY SAID DAT WOULD WURK!

I WANTED DA TINY ONE TO STAY WHIF DAT WINGER ONE!

>>24723166

Derpy can't say that Derpy know lots about law things.

Derpy does know that law people can't take Dinky for bad reason.

Derpy thinks that Anonymous thinks that Derpy can't raise Dinky because of Der--... My, my brain.

Well, Derp--.... I. I think that I can raise Dinky just as well as anypony else. Just because Anony--... You, you think you smarter than I, doesn't make it true.

I know you have no reason to take Dinky away.

I will fight for Dinky until there's nothing left of I.

I and Dinky will be together forever, because that's what Love is! Forever!

>mane character
No.
I tolerate your pony thing and I think it's kinda dumb and immature to troll it but please don't make that pun ever again.

Hey anon who requested Sweetie Belle being over dressed by Rarity pic (since your usually on super late like I am). Just wanted to give you an update on the drawing. I finished drawing and coloring Sweetie Belle, so all that is left will be Rarity and the scenery. Here is a preview pic of what I have drawn so far.

That drawfriend was right. I'm starting to really get used to the tablet. It's still a little shaky but I think that will improve over time. I just need to learn some quick ways of changing the line art size on the fly. The pressure sense for GIMP isn't really doing the job right. Anyways it really speeds up my process in both drawing AND coloring. Critique would be much appreciated. I know the line art is a bit off.

fuck i dont want to leave but... my eyes are sore... so tired...

My previous upload was corrupted somehow, so I'll try again
INCOMING MADMAX FOLDER

Since Madmax is on a break, I figure it's as good a time as any to upload a compendium of her works. It has all her comics (which are numbered in chronological order) and all of her request works, etc.
It should be at least 98% complete. Give or take a missed pic or two.
All pics are in their original form, meaning they are uncolored with the exception of pics Max colored herself.

*BONUS* Upon reloading the file, I realized I forgot to add her two 'x-rated' pics. They are pretty tame, but I put them in a separate subfolder just in case.

Have at it:
http://www.mediafire.com/?cxjvh05c768nddn

>>24723335
Someone screen cap all this shit!

>>24723336
"mane character" has been in use forever
(in internet time)

>>24723336
It would behoove you to embrace friendship

>>24723267
I am not her friend!

>>24722837
>dude what
>what are these keys....even DOING man
>it's like i hit them and they sing to me
>faar oout

>>24723357
Screencaps. They're all mine.

>>24723335
>>24723335
Very well then derpy, we will see you in court.

>>24723219
You? A better parent? Everyone knows why you have that cutie mark, and it's not because you're good at popping things. It's because you're a self-absorbed stallioncolt!

>>24723346
Not your fellow anon, but I see very little wanting of this doodle save for the face structure and the possibility of smoother lines (though I'm not one to talk on that matter myself).

Glad to have a drawfriend "back" in action.

>>24723364
Hey man, we should think about putting a halter on the puns for Anon's sake.

>>24723346

Thanks bro! She's so cute I just want to steal her away

>>24723221
What was the original statement that caused that retarded argument?

Hey guys, just popping in to dump this drawing of Little Strongheart, then I'm going to sleep.

>>24723336

You're gonna HATE the tv tropes character page fo this show then

>>24723368
you think that now megatron
but soon you will feel the magic of friendship

>>24723335
Ma'am, please. We know you love your daughter; we're not doubting that. We just want what's best...for her. Do you really think when you're old and worn down that Dinky should have to take care of you and herself? It would be a great struggle, and we're merely suggesting that it would be in Dinky's best interests to be able to pursue her dreams without anything holding her back...

>>24723336
>implying we don't have a hundred puns like that

You're just being a neighsayer.

>>24723346
Not the requester, but it looks gooood (PP voice). I presume she's on a chair?

>>24723364
Friendships are a lot of work. I don't want to be saddled with that kind of responsibility.

>>24723390
Me like.

>>24723390
Interesting anatomical formation... except for the hands. She looks older than expected.

>>24723390
as a proud member of the LITTLE STRONGHEART DEFENSE AND DISTRIBUTION FORCE, i approve

>>24723390
Holy shit, look at the snooze.

>>24723395
LEAVE DERPY ALONE!!!

;_;

So.

Much.

Love.

>>24723394
can you guess what you will be feeling soon? here is a hint "nothing!"

>>24723177
To be honest, I've never really given a fuck about the whole Dinky thing. It was always associated with retarded Derpy and my dislike for that incarnation has grown as time went on.
Shit like this thread and the Derpy RPfag, where it reads more like someone going down a checklist of cliché grimderp bullshit than anything else, certainly never helped.

>Which character is the cutest

Snips, Snails Little Strongheart, Twist and Trixie

>>24723375
Hey, I run a respectable fucking tailor business. Rarity isn't the only pony that thinks about clothes.

>>24723356
Awwwww yeah, working! :D

>>24723418
yeah, it's a little tired. it works better when it isn't in a serious light

>>24723346
Best part is that she's dressed like Disney's Belle. Kudos.

>>24723418
I liked that AJ rper last night they did a good rendition of confused and vaguely angry AJ because we were all hitting on Applefritter

>>24723417
Why is that gray dude holding half a pair of giant novelty binoculars?

>>24723380
>>24723385
>>24723401

Heh thanks. I will continue to work on the line art and maybe fix up the face a bit (that might get fixed by my cleaning up the line art though, who knows)

Yes she will be sitting on a stool and is looking at a mirror.

>>24723435
that's just Derpy's best friend Megatron! he's going to help get her daughter back from her evil father and army of trolls

>>24723412
The smooze?

>>24723423
Your tailoring is about as good as Trixies magic, ure you put up a good show at first, but in the end it all falls apart and you are left fumbling trying to catch all the pieces.

Hey everyone.. just so you know... I didnt want to force them to split up

I'm really sore about what happened in the past.. I didnt want any of this

I was forced against my own will! By a greater power than I who wants Dinky all to herself

SUDDENLY SPIKEFUCKING

>>24723418

Well, none of it really bothered me, and I mostly associate Derpy and Dinky with happiness, so these two threads were more of a cool break for me, if anything else. It was rather cool to see people discussing this sort of shit.

But that's just, like, my opinion.

>>24723453
Okay new topic, the smooze has invaded your house, you can only use anything within arms reach to fight it off, do you survive?

>>24723424
That's what I wanted to hear, thanks for being patient.

>>24723395

Der-- I taken care of Iself for long time. Even before Dinky. I care for self after Dinky grow up too. Mailponies have thing called pensions.

And I never stop Dinky from happiness.

Dinky should have say too. Dinky wants to stay with Derpy? Then Dinky stay.

No more talking with you. I said all I will say. I won't lose Dinky. Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Never.

Never.

Did someone say Chaos Ponies?
Because I think I heard someone say Chaos Ponies.

>>24723430
Funny you caught that. That was actually my intention lol. The anon requested her wearing a dress and I though of Princess Belle, though I admit I did it without any reference besides it being "golden, frilly dress".

>>24723471
I open the window and fly away brony, nothing can stop the smooze...

>>24723477

>>24723452
I AM NOT HER FRIEND!

>>24723455
I didn't want it to come to this; I really didn't, but you leave me no choice.

I stumble, and fumble, and work my ass off, day in and day out with a disability. That's right. I can't use magic.

But I can still provide better care for Dinky than that monster she calls her mother.

>>24723481
I've got so much Belle shit in my room right now, I'd have to be blind not to catch it! But you did an awesome job, it's really close except for the sleeves, which look adorable on her.

>>24723463
Suddenly, lesbian training!

>>24723418

What's funny is that I have no idea what Derpy should be or even what you mean by 'grimderp bullshit', I'm just making it up as I go. Oh well, it was fun. Sorry if you found it annoying. I'm a fan of Derpy just being klutzy, but eh, she can be anything at anytime.

>>24723408
Thanks. I'm horrible at hands, trying to slowly work on that.

>>24723512
UNWANTED BONER

TONIGHT ON IRONPONY!

>>24723181
Not to chomp at the bit, but if I could get some more feedback on these, I would appreciate it. I want to make them as awesome as possible for everyone.

>>24723493
holy goddamn it is 5am
what am I doing still awake and posting ponies

>>24723463
>>24723512

>>24723534

>>24723471
>do you survive?

Of course. No one dies in a kid's show unless it's dramatic.

Do I defeat The Smooze? Fuck no. The most dangerous thing I can reach from where I'm sitting is chapstick.

all this derpy stuff is reminding me of i am sam

>>24723529
You too huh?

I thought i was all alone.

>>24723498
>>24723474
It seem clear to me that we are getting nowhere talking to derpy
I call for a vote On Anon vs. Derpy.

>>24723534

Derpy, my pony pal. Derpy.

>>24723501
Thank you! Glad you like it. Hopefully the full thing will turn great.

>>24723486
Geez now that you enlarge it, my line-art looks even crappier lol. Any drawfriends on that can give advice for cleaner lineart?

>>24723550
>>24723534
there better be a god emperor pony

or a pony in power armor to balance out all this HERESY

(alternatively a guard pony would be fine too)

>>24723531
Disregard that, fucked up one of the text boxes.

Fixed version.

>>24723577
yeah don't enlarge images.

>>24723531
YOU MANIAC

YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

>>24723472
And thank you for sharing!

>>24723577
I'm no artist, but I hear you gotta draw that big and reduce it

>>24723550
>>24723534
>>24723493
>>24723477
Love 'em

>>24723579
>god emperor pony
indeed there is
and it aint celestia

>>24723572
Before we vote, I'd like to point out that THIS was found amongst Derpy's possessions.

>>24723591
those are PRIMES men, not mine.....

>>24723550
>>24723534
>>24723493
>>24723477
Chaos-God-Guy here. Those are fucking awesome. Thanks a lot! :D

>>24723518
I'm not trying to say you can't write to your heart's content about that shit, man.
I'm just uselessly bitching a little, is all.

>>24723611
This has been noted and will be added to the evidence. Let the voting being

>>24723577
i practice drawing straight lines and round circles, filling a sheet at a time. it's boring but it's necessary practice

>>24723583
You're crazy.

Completely. Fucking. Insane.

>>24723622

>let the voting begin

LEAVE DERPY AND DINKY ALONE

LEAVE THEM ALONE

>>24723584
Ya I didn't enlarge it. Random anon reposted it enlarged stating that he was drunk. Though it does show some mistakes I made.

>>24723596
I remember someone telling me that. She will appear smaller when the whole picture is done. Right now its just her. Some drawings just have naturally smooth looking lines, so I want to make sure its nothing I missed.

She takes things too literally. It's adorable.

>>24723616
whoops yea sorry about that meggie.
don't worry, you'll feel better after a nap and pinkie's party.

>>24723649
everything looks worse when you look at it very closely, if you sweat about it too much you'll just drive yourself insane.

Uh....um....I'd just like to say one thing about my mommy.

She makes me watch The Room even when it isn't April Fools Day.

>>24723622
I vote in favour of Derpy, on account of being a mentally healthy pony with a stable income, for Dinky to remain in the sole custody of her mother.

>>24723670
I vote in Favor of Anon, Derpy is clearly not suited for parenting a child.

>>24723622
I vote in favor of Pokey. Aside from his brash demeanor, he is clearly more capable to provide for Dinky. He truly cares for what's in her best interest, I think.

We love Derpy.
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/116397.html

So, roughly 2 weeks left until Cutie Mark Chronicles, right? Still crossing those fingers...

>>24723622
I... um... I vote for Derpy. She always seems so nice. And Dinky loves her. It's not right to tear a mother and a daughter away when they love each other. And I know Derpy tries so hard. So you should let them stay together! Um. I mean... If that's okay.

That's all the rest of the mane conversation, didn't capture any of the pokey side conversation though. That'd have been way too big.

>>24723657
I am not taking a nap and to hell with "pinkie's party"! I am here to take the ponies water not befriend Durpy!

>>24723661

Wha? Why would she do somm'n like dat?!

Well I'm off. It's like 11:22 in the morning here and I still haven't slept. Take care, bronies.

>>24723670

I vote for Derpy.
Anyone voting otherwise is clearly trolling.

>>24723698
Why don't you cast your vote, then, sir?

It sucks that you're grounded and can't go out with your girlfriend. Maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight? Mom and Dad will be gone all night, they'll never know..

>>24723635
oh my god that picture is the best

>>24723705
I think she has problems. Brain problems. Can I go with Dad now?

>>24723714
fine! let the mother keep her brat! I don't care!

It would seem the majority favors Derpy, Congratulation.
At this point the Board of Anons would like to remind you derpy that we will be watching you...
Case Closed.

>>24723737

Shitty 5:00 AM work-in-progress shot out of fucking nowhere.

>>24723181
reporting you to hasbro

Best ship.

>>24723737
This calls for a party! where pinkie pie when you need her.

>>24723733
alright Megatron you did it! Durpy has Dinky back! you are a real hero and friend!

>>24723750

BTW, despite what the thumb looks like, it's SFW.

>>24723737
THIS CALLS FOR A PARTY!

Huh......well, this wasn't QUITE what I was expecting when I brought Derpy into discussion as I am apt to do. But damn, that was great. Love you guys.

>>24723750
Glad to see you're still active with ponies.

>>24723760

>>24723635
Have this thing that I just made right now instead of getting some fucking sleep.

>>24723692

Hey can you please stick a few more posts in there?

You can see the few you missed at the top of my cap

And yeah.. I tried to get the Pokey side in but... I dunno, it's like 3 people were all doing it at once

Which pony would you take on a date, and what would you do?

>>24723750
Yo
Long time no see bro. I heard you quit MLP arts so I am glad to see you in here.

>>24723771

Glad to have been of assistance.

Now I want to high five whoever was on the other side being the lawyer. Unless he was being serious.

>>24723720
>>24723720
You can't tempt me, vile seductress. I am unbreakable.

>>24723791

I never quit. I just had other art to finish, which kept me busy.

>>24723779
>>24723779
Derpy Thanks Megatron! Derpy couldn't of got dinky back with out you!

>>24723781
Lol'd hard.

>>24723790
Doctor Whooves. We would do something awesome, fuck if I know, in his pony TARDIS of magical magic.

>>24723750
I have a minor crush on Silver Spoon, so I approve.

>>24723748
Celebrate while you can, Derpy. Remember this day, the day you fought so hard and worked your stupid little brain so fucking much that smoke was coming out, all in the name of your stupid pride. Remember this day when Dinky has to change your bedpan, hoove-deep in your excrement due to your incontinence, when she could be doing so much more; saving lives, design buildings, even running Ponyville! But no, she can't, she stuck, here, tied down to your failures and your shortcomings, all because you didn't want to show her that you love her enough to let her go...

Could we get someone to screen cap the second part of all this derpy rp?

and with that tense trial now over, i can finally go to bed with the very heartwarming thought that derpy will be tucking dinky in tonight

>>24723750
Woah dude, i haven't seen you in awhile.

Still drawing pony porn?

>>24723814
I was liiiiiied to
Either way I am glad you still are. I love your art dude.

>>24723815
NOOOOOOOO!

>>24723758
Weirdest boner man, weirdest fucking boner.

>>24723794
I did like, one or two lawyer/anon posts. It's just in good fun.

>>24723838
I laughed so much, you don't even know.

>>24723787
shoop

>>24723830
And it's all thanks to Megatron!

>>24723794

Nah, it HAD to have been a brony who only took up the role of bad guy so we could all be unified by our love of Derpy and her little baby. It's the only way it CAN be.

>>24723830

Oh, fuck. I'm gonna be dawwwing like a motherfucker once I slip into bed.

>>24723794
>>24723794
I enjoyed playing the bad guy :p
Also for the record i fucking love derpy/dinky
there was another Anon who was also posting as the lawyer

The horrible truth.

>>24723750
I love it when you do cute, clean ponies.

>>24723821
She really is misunderstood

>>24723830
I read that as "the very heartwarming thought that derpy will be fucking dinky in tonight'

I hate you all.

>>24723858
Stop it! Stop it or I'll kill you!

>>24723880
We love you, Megatron.

>>24723880
>>24723880
I Don't know about the rest of you but I'm voting For megatron for this years pony of the year award!

>>24723461
Now, Mr. Pierce, I believe you had something to say about reason behind your litigation...

>>24723822
Her purpose is not to look after her mother. It is to be everything she couldn't be, and to make her proud. I'm sure Derpy understands that.

I hope Derpy understands that...

>>24723893
I'm going back home, next time I'll just send Starscream to deal with this shit!

>>24723880

Time to lay down some funky-ass beats for our hero!

>>24723878

>>24723750
Got a Devart?

Please tell me someone is screen capping all of this...

YAY MEGATRON! YAY!

>>24723903
Dinky won't be able to succeed in an environment she can't learn in! She won't have the support she needs for when thinks get stressful for her!

Picture it; Dinky comes home, sullen in defeat, knowing that she just failed her midterms. All she would want is a reassuring word, something to encourage her, but instead she finds an empty fridge and a message on the handle, simply saying "Muffin pleese dunt talk 2 tha books" and lets out a big sob, knowing, deep down in her heart, that it doesn't get better from there.

>>24723928

http://sirrailgun.deviantart.com/

>>24723930

Looks like it'll be in the Archive, so that's good.

Here's part 2

Bronies, it's Craig's birthday today, we should get together a bunch of drawfriends and draw him a happy birthday card and send it to Lauren to give to him.

>>24723978
I Feel like i should thank you or something

>>24723979
if this is true, I agree 110%

>>24723979
>Craig's birthday

No shit?

>>24724003
>>24724004

yeah, it is

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_McCracken

I'm serious, we should totally do it

Thanks for that guys, that whole Derpy thing was the most fun I've had in these threads since I started coming here. I stayed up way later than I intended, I was about to go to bed when I decided to post that first Derpy response, but I just couldn't go to bed afterward.

Thanks for the final vote again, Megatron! Party hard, ponies.

>>24723979
Who is Craig.

>>24724034
Lauren's husband. He did some other cartoons.

>>24724034
>>24724037
Yeah, you know, nothing special. Just some cartoons that I guess were kinda cool.

You know, I guess.

>>24724034

So, the penultimate episode of the season is called Party of One. Obviously, this is going to be the Pinkie Pie episode, and most likely the "Pinkie Pie is wrong" episode. Are we going to die?

>>24724051

varying degrees of "seriously?"

>>24724057

We already HAD the Pinkie Pie is wrong episode

>>24724034
>>24724034
You for real bro?

>>24724037
>>24724048
He didn't create ponies, so fuck him.

Guys, I just found something out. I was browsing the pony toys on Hasbro, and there's a current gen pony named Cupcake.
http://www.hasbro.com/mylittlepony/en_US/shop/details.cfm?guid=2F8A0A7E-5056-900B-1033-0DBAB4027A36&
amp;product_id=28269&src=endeca

Her name is Cupcake. She even has a big cupcake for a cutie mark.

Her life must be spent in constant fear of Pinkie Pie, holy shit.

>>24724069
Which one?

I know it's been asked to hell and back, but I went to EQ to check to see if the new episode had an HD download yet and I noticed the download thing is gone. Where can I find the mentos rip?

>>24724074

>>24724079
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14vEUmE4WgUjXhXT8elNTkvt6JpHUTm4-bFXvmhPoQNI/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CKuAhdcF&pli=1#
here you are

>>24724093

thank you very much, I'm bookmarking it this time.

So that was the Best Rp we have had in a pony thread in sometime...
So any ideas on what we should do for Craig?

>>24724106
Meh, it'll be a bit late, but we should discuss it tomorrow when all the drawfriends are awake.

>>24724106
We should make him a card with the following in pretty writing and surrounded by happy images:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/14lgUY7yfbooT5IT6miNNbPqSY_qLA9aiVMjsEpszePk/edit?hl=en#

>>24724093

uh, it says I got an error, are you trolling me?

>>24724118
See how part of it's on a different line?
You need that bit too.

>>24724118
tinyurl.com/mlpfimentos

>>24724118
try http://tinyurl.com/mlpfimentos
much easier to remember.

>>24724118
There's too many people looking at it at once. It's legit, I was just on there. It just has viewing limits.

>>24724118
link works for me...

>>24724118
If the link doesn't work you gotta copypaste the whole address

I'm copy/pasting the whole thing and I keep getting the error... weird.

GUYS Should I buy the Friendship is Magic gift set and the Mini ponies? They're the toys that have the plastic hair and look like the ponies they're suppose to look like.
I found them at Zellers (canadafag here) but am poorfag until friday.
Should I buy them?

>>24724112
Maybe something simple and classy, like all the main characters from the shows he made standing around a big cake. Dexter, the Powerpuff girls, the 2 stupid dogs, etc.

>>24724156
Well they're not going anywhere, so get them when you have some spare cash.

>>24724156
Go for it, they're more on model than the other toys.

>>24724167
Agree.

>>24724156

Hey, if they look more like the actual ponies than most other toys with crappy hair, I'd say go for it. Applejack better have her fuckin' hat, though.

>>24724271
>>24724271
>>24724271

Well, uh... new thread?

>>24724275
why not recycle >>24721375 ?

>>24724281
sad face

>>24724187
Applejack never has her fuckin' hat. Just make one outta felt. 'Taint hard.