Great topic!!!!

>>24705809

You're a welcome sight, Tigger.

Hey guys, did you know that hooved animals often have these horizontally-slitted pupils/irises/whatever?
Apparently, it's to give them a wider range of vision, but I find it creepy.
Just thought you'd like to know.

There are so many things wrong with the OP that I'm not sure where to start.

I don't know, there's just something about a mammal having these weird eyes that gives me the willies.

>>24705838
offer still stands.
>>24705858
well, their eyes ARE on the side of their head

>>24705858
>The more you know!

>>24705858
Them lesser buffaloes may have those, but not superior pony

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOGOAT

Which is every goat, apparently

If dubz, fandom is eternally great

>>24705896
Horses, especially ponies, have them too.

>>24705858

If dubs, we stop doing this.

>>24705880
>>24705858
>>24705900

>>24705878
Makes you think, doesn't it?

>>24705938
Well, I tried.

>>24705941
Holy shit. I remember that getting requested but I never saw it.

>>24705955
I'm tempted to put a coin in his eye to get a soda

>Hurr durr im a brony too
>look guise i maed a list for us


I read these threads despite that crap, why are you trying to make a community of MLP viewers on 4chan of all places.

>>24705948

OP, as long as the show it good, the fanbase is good.

>>24705981

Don't kid, that sounds like a baaad idea.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

This thread is now about eyes

>>24706014

>slowpoke.jpg

>>24705941
Star -> Rainbow Dash

gogogo.

>>24705997

Welcome to last October, newfag.

>>24706018
Indeed. >>24706003

>>24705880
>gives me the willies.

For some reason, I read that as "Gives me the waffles."

>>24705981
BOY. PROCEED TO INSERT CURRENCY ACCEPTED FOR GOODS, BOY.

>>24706049

... so are there going to be waffles or...?

>>24706066
There'd better fucking be waffles...

I can't believe them

I miss Waffles Honey, the fanon named background character from December.

Those with weak stomachs may not want to open this

>>24706014

Did someone say eyes thread?

http://derpy.heroku.com/

>>24706014

Hey lets talk about this again

>>24706143

I thought we were going to talk about waffles.

>>24706066
Maybe BLUE WAFFLES!!!

>>24706162

With, like, blueberries in them? Sounds delish.

whereas cats have vertically slitted eyes

>>24706162
Blue waffles, you say?

>>24706176

Yeah, man. I get hungry just thinking about it. I should google "blue waffle" and look at the images.

I know alot of people on here don't like fanfiction, but I was thinking of submitting this for the EQD April Fools contest and was hoping to get some feedback.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6857101/1/Yes_Im_doing_this_for_the_Ticket

Pic related, it's how I came to be here.

>>24706198

That's silly, you should know what waffles look like.

I got into the pony phenomenon in December...I mean, it was always a big deal for me , and I spent a lot of time in these threads and watching the show. Bought a shirt or two, some toys here and there...

Lately though, it's gotten worse...All I can think about is ponies. They occupy every second of my consciousness. They're all I think about anymore. I sing the songs, I quote the episodes, I draw the pictures...It's have to actively stop myself from shouting PONIES in public. I can't stop thinking about them, and I'm not sure if I want to.

Please...h-help me...

Just drew some mouse art of Scoot. What do you all think?

>>24706198
You use Google?

>>24706280
I don't see how this makes you different from the rest of /co/

>>24706280
I find going out and interacting with real life friends helps.

That and drinking, heavily. Both by yourself and with friends.

>>24706289
Pretty good.

>>24706198

Hey, and while you're at it you'd better google 'goatse' too. That's sure to provide tons of useful information about the equestrian ocular oddities we were discussing above!

>>24706289
Very nice.

>>24706289
awesome

>>24706299

Someone mocking someone for... using Google?

I am confuse.

>>24706330
>>24706356
>>24706361
Thank you anons! Its hard enough drawing in Paint, but with out a tablet its even worse. Im glad you all like it!

>>24706280
Know that feel bro, gotta fill it with something else.

>>24706382

All the cool people use dogpile

>>24706382
If you tell someone to use Google you are an obvious troll.

>>24706280
go watch some ponies and go back to sleep now my child.

Hey, did this before, got some feedback, and worked on it via the feedback. Lemme know whatcha think!

>>24706280
You HAVE to learn to tone it down brony, the season ends next month you gotta taper it down by then

So, am I the only one who thinks we're gonna get trolled come Friday with a surprise Pinkie Pie episode? Not something I'm holding my breath for but it would be funny.

>>24706280

Have a problem? use more ponies.

that's always the answer.

>>24706442
I think you did a great job, I can't draw human ponies worth shit. You should do Rarity next!

>>24706442
It's fucking beautiful

walp, first plushie prototype done

head is a clusterfuck

didn't even try doing the wings

body is mostly fine except for the area where the legs connect

legs themselves are fine (front ones are all good, back ones need a bit of a rework if I want them to use fewer pieces)

need to make a place to attach the mane and tail

so... about what I expected, really

>>24706493
it cut off my post... anyway, DO RARITY NEXT!!!

>>24705799
fuck, the MLP troll/hipster/fan bases are harder to disinguish than the Invader Zim bases.

>>24706418

>Google Dogpile
>Dogpile just uses Google results anyway
>Dogpile is Google for babies

>>24706486
If that don't work, user MORE ponies.

Anyone got the full version of this?
Somehow it only saved partially.

I know we've had a lot of discussion about what class the mane cast would be if they were D&D characters, but have we ever discussed what Final Fantasy classes they would be?

Twilight's is obvious: A blue mage, what with her being able to learn magic that other unicorns use and all.

Pinkie Pie would still be a bard (or maybe a dancer since she's female).

Rainbow Dash could be part of the thief class, I guess...

What about the others?

I wish I had a better relevant image, but I guess I'll have to settle for this.

>>24706476

TV networks are not in the habit of 'trolling' by upsetting their carefully-scheduled programming to satisfy some nobody on the Internet, no matter how enthusiastic.

Sorry.

>>24706549
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1619596/Misc/ponies/comics/carrot%20cake%202.jpg

Testing...

>>24706549

The tab for my version of evil enchantress, for whoever wanted it in the last thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1zrREnA3o8&feature=channel_video_title

>>24706583
Nice.

>>24706583
ta. Ill post the thing tomorrow for the guy that wanted it

Ponies IRL apparely like to bite people a lot. Man, ponies are assholes

>>24706521
Tak was so fucking sexy for some reason

>>24706523

Clearly someone wasn't browsing in 1996

>>24706583
Also, there are two guitars, for just the first part, the diminished scale part, is harmonized a minor third above for the other guitar. SEE YE LATER BRONIES!

>>24706613

>implyinh you wouldnt let Pinkie Pie bite you

>>24706383
So I'm considering becoming an Paint Drawfag. Should i do it guys?

Just saw this in an archived thread, so I'm re-posting in case it somehow hasn't happened yet.

>>24656908
>>24656924
>>24656965
>>24657031

Caesar riding into battle with Rarity.

FUND IT

>>24706613
Ponies IRL suck

>>24706664
>Implying that's not how we spread hoof and mouth disease

>>24706565
I don't know man I've seen channels pull some weird shit on April 1st--false pilots, weird marathons, tons of stupid made up commercials, etc etc.

Yes, I highly doubt we're getting anything, just was saying I think it'd be funny if we did.

>>24706680
I was fixing to suggest that.

>>24706613
I was going to make a joke about ponies eating and then post a lewd picture of humanised luna and trixie but then I changed my mind

>>24706649
i might just use boring old arpeggi for that bit

>>24706680
I say go for it. Your drawings are really good, and we can always use more art.

>>24706680

Do you want people on the internet to suck on your metaphorical electronic penis?

>>24706684

Bah, linking fail

http://arch.413chan.net/co24656673.html#24656744

>>24706686
I was listening to Louis C.K's Hilarious where he recounted a story where he took his daughters to Italy and encountered a wild herd of ponies. His daughter of course was startstruck, it's like every girl's dream, and then one of the ponies bit her.

>>24706750

Who doesn't?

>>24706750
I'm not entirely sure to be honest..

>>24706750

Until the internet learns to give actual blowjobs, that's exactly what we want/are willing to settle for.

>>24706521

>Tak

Despite she was in just one episode, Tak was my favorite Invader Zim character. Trixie is also my favorite character, again with just one episode. Both Tak and Trixie have really fun personalities, not to mention those sexy voices, holy shit.

It's too late for Tak to enjoy time in the limelight again, but I'm pretty sure we'll see Trixie again in Season 2.

Well, I'ma go into lurk mode and play some GTA IV while listening to SPB (cuz I'm cool). But before I do, does anyone have a topic for a sonnet? I did two today and it's fun. Here's my latest one.

>>24706802

Well seeing as you use a tripcode for no good reason I'm gonna just go ahead and mark you down for a yes. Knock yourself out, champ.

>>24706824
You, sir, have an incredibly valid point.

>>24706812
Good luck on waiting for that. I'm still waiting for the ability to download a car.

>>24706824
You sure are cool, Anonymous. So edgy, so above it all.

to people posting the weird goat eyes, yes, horses have them, but they are much less creepy looking.

So. How long before the inevitable My Little Pony/Transformers crossover.

>>24706802

oh woe, the awful indecision of it all!

*is moved to tears*

>>24706865

My guess is -4 months

So ponifriends. I posted here earlier today because some silly person I have on Facebook had been complaining about FiM saying that it was terrible and the older generations were perfect and FiM was sexualised and aggressive and a terrible influence etc. Since then she has posted her terribly written letter to Hasbro about how she doesnt like the new ponies on the MLP Facebook fanpage, and after being told quite rationally how she was wrong she has posted this.

It's really quite sad to see someone attack a series like this which wants to be a good, realistic influence on young girls but god damn she is being annoying about it.

Thoughs/opinions?

hey if tanman is around, please check your DA.
that is all. thanks

>>24706865

Anybody got good images of dinky? Working on a request that has her in it and am lacking in references.

>>24706898
She's entitled to her opinion, and if she doesn't enjoy the show, then I guess she can tell whomever she wishes why.

I do wish she wouldn't use erroneous information to back up some of her claims, but I doubt she'd be willing to listen to explanations or suffer through actually watching the show.

We must do the only thing we can for her, love and tolerate her.

>>24706898
there the world im afraid
ignore them

>>24706931

>>24706898

>someone disagrees with us
>Likes older generation MLP

She's probably a troll. I can tell by how she has an opinion that differs from mine.

>>24706898

just ignore the parasprites, ponies. wallow in your 34 and forget there was ever a world outside of the My Little Pony General Thread

>>24706931
only fanmade ones sry.

>>24706898

>thoughts/opinions

Give us the name.

Do you guys think Rarity is aware of Spike's crush on her?

I mean, everyone else seems to know. Maybe she's just dismissive of it in an "Aww, how precious of the little guy" way and uses it to her advantage when it comes to asking for favors from him.

>>24706898

>creapy

>>24706931

>>24706994

Well, she'd have to be pretty stupid. But then again, she lost tic tac toe a bunch of times in a row to Pinkie Pie, and that's pretty stupid.

>>24706994
WHAT? PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET KNOW MY SECRET!?!?!?

>>24706931

How on earth can there be 'canon' images of a fanon character?

whats up with this racist buffalo bullshit?
fuck this show forever

>>24707004
Derpy is huuuuuuge.

>>24706994

I think she knows. She is good at reading body language and isn't dumb. She probably just let's Spike be a little kid and humors him .

>>24707030
Twilight told us.

>>24707049
Of course...what a bitch...

>>24707037

She's not fanon, newfag. She's a background character. Only the name is fanon.

>>24707037
she's actually an unnamed little unicorn seen in the background of the show near derpy. From that fannon is born.

>>24707069

>>24706994
>>24707030
>>24707069
>>24707108
Some one cap this!

>>24707069
Would you say this news effects your friendship with Twilight?

FOREVER

Spike has a crush on Rarity!?

Hey guys, help a colorblind brother out.

Spike is some kind of purple, right? I need to describe him in one of the stories I'm writing, and he just looks kind of gray to me, but I know that's not right.

>>24707069
Woah, Spike maybe the size of a baby dragon but has the tongue of a Sailor Dragon.

>>24707084

>newfag
Sure is friendship in here!

>only her name is fanon
ah yes, as opposed to her being related to derpy hooves, which is clearly canon

>>24707138
Lets just say we wont be talking for a while

Spike will never get this.

>>24707154
He looks periwinkle purple to me.

>>24707030

Oh, we know your secrets, Spike.

We know ALL your secrets.

>>24707174
Wont stop me from trying, babe

Rarity thread time?

>>24707164

If you want friendship go to ponychan. This is 4chan. We don't act like a bunch of little girls just because we like a show for little girls.

>>24706974
>>24707004
Thank you

>>24706989
Fan references are still better then no references. Thank you.

>>24707180
Thanks. Purple is one of the colors I'm worst at. To me, he just looks like Derpy's color, but slightly darker. Shows you how messed up my eyes are.

>>24707217
Please?

>>24707180
i thought periwinkle was more like this board's background color, a bluish purple.

spike is just kind of ...purple.

Speaking of background characters...

>>24707231
Im all for it!

>>24707217

Fuck yeah, Rarity's the best pony there is!

>>24707227
What color is Dash to you?

Which member of the mane cast do you think Braeburn would like the most?

>>24707217
Rarity, you are magnificent.

>>24707277

I believe you mean...

blackground characters

>>24706898
I remember you! Shit's fucked up man
>>24707231
Why not?

spike will never get this spike will never get this lalalalala

>>24707030
spike you made it too obvious,i bet rarity knew you had a crush on her even before you revealed your "secret"

>>24707300

>lesbians
>incest

No, fuck you.

>>24707251

Crayola "periwinkle" is a light blue.

Periwinke is a kind of flower from which the color's name is derived. The flower can range from very blue to very violet. Spike's much closer to the violet range.

So you can call him purple. But keep in mind your readers already know what Spike looks like. So spending time describing him is just going to be purple prose. No pun intended.

>>24707300

shipping charts? shipping charts!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GfQ3PlVfNBzqByxeVEF7tWbTuzSCU7cMq4nptBebO28/edit?hl=en

Oh yes, Rarity time.

>>24707300

You need a shipping chart?

spike, stop using up my reaction images of you, jeez

>>24707300

This shipping chart is horrible and outdated

It still has the retarded old theory of Sweetie Belle being Bon-Bon and Lyra's daughter

>>24707307
Spike 'cause he's a boss.

Unless you mean sexually then none of them.

>>24707375

5 star post, mate.

Spike-will-never-have-this.jpg

>>24707316
Wha.. why did you cut Rarity away from AJ?

Also, while most people were probably distracted by Fluttershy pouncing on Pinkie in this scene, there was some more AppleSpike fuel to be had.

>>24707394

Because HURRDURRLESBIANSHIPPINGHURP!

>>24707300

I started putting together one of these just for my stories. But then I realized it would be way too complicated. I'd need to add another dimension or two.

>>24707217
Best pony.

>>24707375
Oh you

>>24707300
LOGISTICS

>>24707395
what the fuck is dash doing in that scene

>>24707370

so incomplete

>>24707290
pathetic spike,learn control yourself or became a slave of love,at some point your body takes control of its self and you cant do anything,and the real you will be locked away

>>24707452
Eating

daily reminder
>>24707395
this is uncomfortably close

>>24707393
>>24707395

this is not the kind of thing ordinary people even think about when watching my little pony

if you are reading too much into a cartoon character's intimate relationships so much that you start believing yourself, please please please get a life

dem bedroom eyes

>>24707473
>>24707483

You guys sound mad

>>24707370

>Ultimate character interaction chart
>No friendship

Nigga, what the fuck are you doing?

>>24707473

>>24707452
Her and Twilight sharing a welcome back pony hug.

>>24707483

Maybe you should stop taking cartoon ponies so seriously.

>>24707499
Couldnt resist the urge to avitar fag...am i failure?

How about we stop caring how close we are to fandom X and just try to enjoy ourselves?

>>24707483

>He thinks that first one was serious!

>>24707501

Indeed. Pony, I am disappoint

>>24707393
WHY BONE-
I am completely alright with this, boner.

>>24707427
By far.
N other pony can match her elegance and poise.

>>24707501

But...everyone's friends! Well, except maybe Gilda and Trixie...in any case, it'd be easier to list all the combinations of characters who AREN'T friends.

>>24707473
Using the sonic fandom is like comparing someone to Hitler, it's such an exaggeration it just makes you look dumb

>>24707394
There's one with AJ?
>>24707412
Why don't you whipe the froth from your mouth?

>>24707217

BEHOLD, YOUR PONY.

>>24707412
Well I'd rather you hadn't but there you go

>>24707512
>serious
as in, drawing up charts detailing exactly who is 'shipped' with whom, or scanning freeze-frame screengrabs for potential lesbian 'relationship fuel' in My Little Pony?

>Rarity pictures everywhere
I like where this thread is going.

last night was a good night,i had fun

>>24707576
>There's one with AJ?

Yeah. It's the original.

>>24707579
The lack of a body is hardly befitting of a lady.

>>24707579

select your gun, then select your pony.

>>24707579

>>24707645
no! I ... I don't want to!

>>24707635
>my friends AppleJack and Jack Daniels will calm you down
>Jack Daniels
DOHOHOHOHO THAT SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE

>>24707603

>scanning freeze-frame screengrabs for potential lesbian 'relationship fuel' in My Little Pony?

But we've been doing that since episode 3! You're a bit late to the bitching party bro

>>24707603

No. The people who make up charts aren't taking it seriously. You, however, seem to be.

Shipping two ponies together is the intellectual equivalent of the little girl across the street shipping Barbie and G.I. Joe.

Getting mad at people shipping ponies is the intellectual equivalent of getting mad at a little girl for shipping Barbie and GI Joe.

As immature as the former may be, the latter is even more ridiculous.

>>24707684

Select your gun, then select your pony.

>>24707579
One day, Spike finally worked up the courage to talk to her. While she was closing up shop, he entered Rarity's botique and confessed his feelings to her. She seemed reluctant to give her answer. Nervous, Spike asked if she was already seeing someone, to which she replied...

I ain't got no body

>>24707635

Now where's the one with reverse furry Lyra?

>>24707693
>>24707603
Inb4 that freezeframe of Spike almost kissing Applejack with her having a disgusted expression
HURR DURR APPLEJACK IS LESBIAN THIS PROVES IT
Seriously, freezeframe shots are funny (like the one where Rainbow Rash is humping Applejack) but using them as your crazy fandom relationship fuel is taking it too far.

>>24707635
i will save Lyra,bon-bon's reign of food terror will end,poor Lyra,i hope she ok

The only one who should be shipped with Rarity is Rarity.
No other pony is worthy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmgcLCAy5sw

>>24707706

Are you a little girl?

>>24707716
OH GOD I LOST MY SHIT ON THAT

>>24707716

I love puns. I find them hilarious.

>>24707716
i lost my shit!

>>24707760

Nope. All man. Are you?

must try to derail shitstorm with Rarity

>>24707716
Fantastic

>>24707811
SOMEONE PLEASE SHOOP A COCK BEING STUFFED IN HER MOUTH
>rainbowdashbueno.jpg

>Hey guys I don't like shipping
>LOL U MAD PARASPRIYE

i get mad at shit/things

>>24707848

>hey guys, I'm fail troll!
>stop being mean!

>>24707603
>>24707744
>>24707483

Anons, I think you might need to look into some of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antihypertensive_drug

I hear they do wonders for people like you!

>>24707776
>>24707761
lost my shit mind

this was fun, and according to the original artist TANMAN
this is a small piece of a bigger picture (literally)
thanks to MR-1 as well

yeah someone metioned a Pony MSPA on that last thread
how bout we start an adventure with Derpy?

>>24707839

>Getting mad at people shipping ponies is the intellectual equivalent of getting mad at a little girl for shipping Barbie and GI Joe.

Are any of you people little girls? If you _are_ little girls, I'm not mad at you, honest!

If you're not, why are you pretending there's a relationship between fiction pastel-colored My Little Ponies?

Even if you aren't gay you want him inside of you

>>24707879
READ MAIL

>>24707878

Oh, look. Plaster's here. Should have figured.

>>24707716
has anyone seen my shit? because i fukkin lost it

>>24707904

I don't know if I'd let him fuck me. But I'd suck his cock.

not a homo

>>24707904
/r/ing humanized version of him and Big Mac kissing.

>>24707906

Why these are letters that need to be delivered! As Derpy the Mail Mare it is your sacred duty to ensure that they reach their destination. You take the letters.

Please, if you're all going to shitstorm in the thread, you can at least do it with grace and elegance.

>>24707367
Thanks for the clarification. For the record, his color is important to the plot. You'll see what I mean. Hopefully, I'll have the story finished in time for the April Fool's day contest.

>>24707004

>>24707898
Because it's fun. Hardly anyone is taking this seriously but you.

Aside from a few crazies, no one actually thinks shipping pairs are canon. It's just an amusing way to discuss the characters. Chill.

>>24707946
Inspect the squashed package

>>24707904
naw i dont want a horsecock in my ass but i have always wanted to blow or jackoff a horse im not gay

>>24707004

That doesn't look very practical. When she lands, she'll crush the young'un.

>>24707951
be quite horse and carry my supplies

Why can't there be friendship?

>>24707370
Shipping? You can't handle shipping.

>>24707904
Well not inside me as I value my internal organs.

But I wouldn't be above giving a handj--oh Christ what have I become

>>24707898

>but Barbie belongs with Ken, not GI Joe!

Cry some more.

>>24707944
Caramel would be so pissed. She went to the trouble of getting a sex change just so Mac would notice her.

>>24707879
MUFFIN

>>24707917
is there a problem?

>>24707879
quickly retrieve muffins from parcel

>>24707861
Thanks for proving my point, idiot

>>24707960

Agreed. I know that this isn't canon and wouldn't include it in a serious discussion of the characters. Chill out. This is just more cuteness.

>>24707982
Why can't there be animated friendship?

>>24707977
>ohboyherewegoagain.jpg

>>24707879
A young mare stands in a room. It just so happens that today she has to deliver some mail.
What will she do?
1- Retrieve parcel.

>>24707993

>anti-shipper bitchiness
>Plaster in the thread

Makes perfect sense.

>>24707904
Yes. If there were a human version of him, I would totally suck his cock. All day long. While rubbing my hands up and down his rock hard abs, as he runs his hands through my hair.

>>24707982

who'd want to be friends with people who are incapable of watching a harmless kids' tv show without imagining which characters would be the best fuck (i.e. with themselves or with other girl ponies)

>>24707968
>>24707968
>>24707968

The package seems to be in bad shape.
From what you can tell someone threw it through your conveniently open window!
This too must be treated with the utmost care and importance!

>>24707879

Am I doing this right?

some animated Rarity to help with the friendship.

>>24708082
Store package in MAIL.BAG.

>>24708076

I'd be friends with you!

>>24708074
Thank you for inspiring me to write a fapfic about him.

>>24708097
Yep.
>>24708113
MAIL-BAG.

>>24708076

I'd say 90+% of humanity.

>>24707939
>>24707970
>>24707944
>>24707988
>>24708074

Well golly anon, that was some mighty fine mild west dancing!

how bout some Wild west dancin?

>>24708113
>>24708113

You keep the letters and packages in your trusty MAIL BAG.
You have had this since you began your career as a mailmare.
It has never failed you before and will last you many more years.

>>24708076
>incapable

I'm not sure how to explain this more simply or clearly than has already been done, but it's just fanwanking for the fun of it. Seriously. It's not really any different than someone bullshitting about whether Yoda could take Superman in a fight. It's not that they are somehow compelled to imagine such scenarios, they just think it's fun to do so.

Stop. Taking. Little. Shit. So. Seriously. Guy.

>>24708049
yeah yeah, whatever. Just filter me and get it over with

i need a break from all this Pathfinder business. shit is exhausting to learn about. is this a cute thread? i sure hope so

The quality of this thread is exponentially decreasing. Something must be done before it's too late.

>>24708076

>>24708168
INSPECT PEELING WALLPAPER

oh are we arguing again? stop it or ill cute you to death

>>24708197

The WALLPAPER is peeling.It needs to be replace. Being a mailmare does not pay very well.
Sometimes you find it hard to make ends meet.

>>24708183

This is a Rarity thread good sir.

>>24708182

Problem is I can't filter you when you fag it up as anon.

>>24708261
Nope. This thread is now about Braeburn and his luscious cock.

>>24708258
suddenly realize that your daughter is missing

>>24708258
>CHECK INVENTORY

>>24708261
then all of a sudden, its a pinkie pie thread

>>24707645

*shoots Trixie with a Thompson Machine Gun*

Sorry, bronies. She gets on my nerves.

So, anything interesting going on in this thread?
I see a derpy story-thing and I read that suckmyoff was going to sing or something?

>>24708261
im not really a big rarity fan

>>24708281

I bet it's a six shooter

>>24708188
Backgrounder time. I need more Vyra (violet Lyra recolor).

>>24707367
WHY WOULD CRAYOLA LIE TO ME

Thread by thread, stitching it together
Friendship's best, specifically when everyone's on topic
Making sure that Rarity is worshipped (Out of all the mane cast, she's top pick)
Got to upload my entire folder
Just one gigabyte won't hold her

On topic: Rarity is best

I'd like to see if they are actually going anywhere with Spike's crush, or just playing it for laughs.

>>24708287

AND NOW IT'S A TWILIGHT THREAD

>>24708285
>CHECK SPACE INVENTORY

>>24708074

Closest I could find, man.

>>24708285
Your MAIL BAG contains
Letters (3)
Damaged Package
Map of Ponyville
Schedule

>>24708283
Your DAUGHTER Dinky is at school today, nothing to worry about. You just need to pick her up at the end of the day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKnb_EcAmbY

mfw serenity's theme music

>>24708168
Not so fast.

>>24708354

No way, Owen Wilson's a fag

I dont let fags suck my dick

>>24708357
>CHECK SCHEDULE

>>24708278
iI haven't even been in a thread since friday and the only thing I posted was the new picture i colored. Don't toss around accusations without any proof OK?

>>24708371

But, only fags suck cocks...

Anyone else using this show as an emotional crutch?

>>24708358
>nyeigh!

>>24708414
Hummm, no.

>>24708392
You'd be surprised.

>>24708377

Your SCHEDULE contains the following items
Wake up
Cook Breakfast
Take Eye Medicine
See off Dinky to School
Check Schedule
Deliver letters
Check with Boss
Finish deliveries
Pick up Dinky from School

Strange, you ponder, there is nothing on the schedule about delivering a package that seems to have flown in through the window.

save her from the trolls!

>>24708345

NO.

>>24708493
OPEN THAT BITCH.

>>24708414

Not really, I just can't get ponies out of my head. I find myself thinking of ponies all the fucking time, it's actually annoying.

>>24708049
Problem is I didn't even see anti-shipping until you pointed it out. Why do you even respond to it?

>>24708414

Nope. If I wasn't here, I'd be playing minecraft.

rarity is fenix

>>24708493
>>24708517
Don't listen to this part of your conscious! HE'S CRAZY!
If you open that package you will be late for your route, in fact you had better get moving right away!
Am I doing this right?

>>24708414
i play video games to stay away from the crippling realization that i have no real skills or life plan

>>24708517

You shutter at the idea to open a package that you have been entrusted with delivering. But to your surprise, it is addressed to you, Derpy Hooves!

After fiddling with the package in your hooves, you find it contains one SONIC SCREWDRIVER. This could have only come from your dear and mysterious friend Doctor Whooves! (No relation)

>>24708414

No, but I do use it as therapy.

>>24708612
>TAKE SONIC SCREWDRIVER
>LEAVE HOUSE TO DELIVER LETTERS

>>24708354
Owen Wilson is a beautiful man.

>>24708612
>BEAT ROD
>TANK EMPTIES

>>24708612
Store SONIC SCREWDRIVER in MAIL-BAG.
Deliver letters.

JERRY THERES A PONY ON THE HALLWA-

oh sorry wrong room

>>24708612
remember not to accidentally deliver the SONIC SCREWDRIVER to someone

>>24708645

No he isnt, could you imagine having that nose 2 inches from your face?

ew

>>24708638

You gather up your new gift in your MAIL BAG and decide to head out. You check the addresses on the letters to see who to deliver them too. They are addressed too

Lyra and BonBon
Apple Jack
Twilight Sparkle

Fortunately, you know exactly where they all live and can deliver these letters in a jiffy.

If there are any drawfriends out there, I'd love someone to do some humanized Braeburn or Big Mac.

if you're super nice, maybe make them kissing each other

>>24708748

How about humanized Braeburn lying back with an apple covering his crotch?

unrelated question: could someone direct me to a possible fic about one of the ponies visiting /co/?

>>24708763
YES YES YES YES ALL THE YES IN THE WORLD.

>>24708740
VISIT TWILIGHT SPARKLE

>>24708748
>>24708763
>>24708812


Please take this to FiMchan. They like faggotry and will accept you.

>>24708834

Even gayfags can be our friends, Anonymous.

Just don't fall asleep belly down near them.

>>24708886

Those aren't gays those are faggots. Gays are nice and reasonable, I have nothing against them. It's the faggots I hate.

>>24708763
I fucking hate you. That is all.

>>24708823

TWILIGHT SPARKLE lives over in the library near the center of town. She has only been in Ponyville for a few months, yet she has made quite an impact. It seems that whenever something interesting is happening, TWILIGHT SPARKLE is right behind it. Like that time PARASPRITES nearly destroyed the town, or when the URSA MINOR was here.

>>24708886
I don't fuck guys. I'm a "catcher."

Maybe I'll suck your cock if you want me to.

>>24708886
I am perfectly fine with just molesting your cock if you fall asleep face up as well

>>24708922
>>24708915
>>24708834
Twilight is deeply ashamed by your lack of tolerance.

>>24708959

My tolerance is not made of rubber, it has limits.

>>24708956

Clever girl...

Or boy rather.

>>24708923
Realize TWILIGHT might have some information about the mysterious SONIC SCREWDRIVER.
Deliver letter to TWILIGHT and obtain information.

Image limit.

>>24708986
And apparently said limit is at people being gay.

Seriously, some people are gay. It's not a big deal. Grow up about it.

>>24708986
With friendship, we'll work together until you can tolerate and love any and everyone.

>>24708986

>it has limits

Yeah. Jokes, apparently.

The funny thing is those people weren't even trying to troll and you got trolled anyway. It's almost like you trolled yourself.

>>24709019

TWILIGHT is pleased to receive the letter and is intrigued by the SONIC SCREWDRIVER.
She quickly scours her library for a book on the subject, and comes up with a BOOK with a section on the strange device. She offers it to let you borrow it for now.

>>24709033

>>24709098
>>24709098
>>24709098
>>24709098

>>24709079
Some people just can't take someone being different from them.

new thread

>>24708839
>>24708839
>>24708839
>>24708839
>>24708839
>>24708839
>>24708839
>>24708839

>>24709038

As I said, I have no problems with gays. I even have a couple of gay friends. It's when people start acting like this:
>>24708763
>>24708748
is when my patience start wearing thin. And don't give me this "intolerance" and "bigotry" bullshit, you know what I'm talking about.

>>24709094
Inquire about muffins.

>>24709094
Store BOOK.
Admire PUMPKIN outside twilight's house.

>>24709153
>PUMPKIN
MUFFIN*

>>24708915
Hmmmm, so what's the difference between gays and faggots then?

>>24709137
>I don't have a problem with gay people
>I just have a problem with gay people saying men are sexy

do you have any idea how stupid people like you sound when you say stuff like this?

>>24709079

>troll

Really? It's a problem when I don't even know who's actually trolling in these threads and who is completely serious. I've seen too much shit here already to dismiss posts like those as trolls.

>>24709137
I have a "friend" a lot like you. He constantly claims how accepting he is, yet every time I mention that there's a guy I think is cute, he mocks me for it, and calls me a queer.

And I hate him and refuse to go near him because he's a fucking bigot and you are too.

>>24709176

Faggots are constantly talking about fucking men, cocks, how much they like cocks, how much they want everybody else to like cocks, etc.

>>24709266
>yet every time I mention that there's a guy I think is cute, he mocks me for it, and calls me a queer.

You make too many assumptions about me. don't care that you're gay, I just don't like you shitting up these threads with your sexual baggage. I also don't like it when people post straight porn, furry porn or any other kind of shit in these threads. there are places especially for that, and this is not the one.

>>24709433
Who died and made you king, faggot? Nobody did. So get bent eh?

>>24709433

>Straights are constantly talking about fucking women, tits, how much they like tits, how much they want everybody else to like tits, etc.

ftfy

>>24709110
>>24709134
There's a problem here

>>24709266
He's probably teasing you, because he secretly has a crush on you.

>>24709558

I can ask the same of you.

>>24709581

I can't talk for those fuckers, but I, personally, never posted/talked about porn on /co/. Because I follow the official rules. Why don't you?

>>24709650

I wasnt talking about porn

I just came into this conversation when I noticed how much of a retard you were

>>24709650
No you can't ask the same of me, I'm not the one waving their dick around telling people not to do shit. Just settle the fuck down nerd.

>>24709647
If he does, he can go fuck himself. The only reason I even go near him is because we know the same people, and I pretend I don't hate him.

>>24709696

Who's more of retard, the retard or the one who argues with him? You can't really insult anyone at this point.

>>24709824
what a fucking idiot

>>24709824

>bawwww you cant call me names that means you are bad

>>24710072
Said the pot to the kettle.

>>24710211
So then you agree we're both idiots...I'm alright with that.

>>24710327
I'm an unbiased third party.

So yes, you were idiots.

>>24710462
You stupid persistent motherfucker. I just can't ever win with you clowns.

Fine, have it your way.

>>24710554
I'm don't even know exactly what are you discussing.

I just made a single post.