Gettin this off to a good start.

Cute ponies?

blog brony why

>>24703964
Because the lulz.
Some of us still are in it for some lulz.

did somebody say ponies?

>>24703977

It's funny?

"i am skeleton jelly"

Skeleton Jelly paced through the slimy halls, occaisionally babbling to remind himself that he was Skeleton Jelly. Step after jellied step, he kept moving, going nowhere except for there. He passed a little thing, with little arms, that was slippery. It might have been made of jelly too, a lot of things probably were. He kept walking.

"i am skelertin jelly"

Skeleton Jelly could only ever think of one thing at a time. Any more would be too much, so he only gets one thing. That was why he had to remind himself that he was Skeleton Jelly--he didn't want that to be the thing he thought about. He was thinking about ponies.

>>24703914

dem boots!

post pony footwear!

"i am skollyton jelly"

Ponies were nice. They had pretty manes and tails, and cute little marks by their tails. They came in a lot of colors that Skeleton Jelly couldn't think about, because the colors weren't ponies, just on ponies. They were sort of little, but they weren't made of jelly like Skeleton Jelly was. He might've thought that was neat, if he hadn't been thinking about ponies. He was made of jelly.

"i am skelleton jolly?"

Skeleton Jelly stopped for a second. Was he? He was thinking about ponies, not if he was Skelleton Jolly. Ponies were nice.

"i am skully tolly?"

He couldn't remember. Was he Skully Tolly? He probably wasn't, but he couldn't think about it. He thought about a pony's mane, and not a pony for a moment. Colorful manes were nice, and if he could've thought about it, he probably would have thought about how a nice and colorful pony might have a mane like that, but he was just thinking about manes right now.

>>24703964

He accidentally posted his trip in the email field last night. He's got a new one now.

this shit again

I made a MLP Dino Run mockup.

>>24704019

>>24703977
>the lulz.

Huh.

"no! i am skeleton jelly"

He started walking again, thinking about pony manes. A pony mane was soft, he thought. Soft pony manes, soft like jelly, but a pony mane and not jelly. Pony manes were not made of jelly, he was, because he was Skeleton Jelly. But he was thinking about manes. He stopped thinking about manes, and started thinking about ponies. He thought that he loved ponies.

"i am skeloton jelly"

Something clopped toward Skeleton Jelly, from around a bend in the slimy hallway. Each step sounded wet, like jelly, but not Skeleton Jelly's steps. It was something else. He thought it was a pony.

It was a pony.

The pony had a mane and a tail, and they were straight and soft but not made of jelly, like Skeleton Jelly. She had a little pink stripe in her hair, and on her tail, but otherwise they were blue, maybe like a jelly but not Skeleton Jelly because he did not know if he had a color. The pony did, she was sort of purple. She had a horn, too, but Skeleton Jelly didn't. Skeleton Jelly liked ponies, and probably this pony. He thought about this pony.

rev up dose poines

>>24704005

im >>24704019
out of here

>>24704014
you spend too much time in pony threads bro

Spreading the news, as you may have heard.

"i am skelton jelly"

"Excuse me, uh, sir? My name is Twilight Sparkle, but I think I'm lost. Do you know where we are?" the pony asked, timid. She was nervous, and lifted a hoof up and toward her. She didn't like the slime on the walls and didn't look at it, but Skeleton Jelly didn't think about the slime because he was thinking about ponies. He thought about nervous ponies.

"i am skeleton jelly"

"It's very nice to meet you, Mr. Jelly, do you live here? Do you know the way out?"

"i am living jelly?"

She kept talking. "Yeah! Do you know how to get around here? I'm lost, and I've never been here before."

"no, i am skeleton jelly!" He burbled. He stepped toward the pony, and was thinking about her.

"Oh, you don't? Well, we should try to find a way out, if you want! I could really use your help."

Skeleton Jelly reached out and touched the pony's mane, and thought about it. It wasn't jelly, but Skeleton Jelly was. He didn't know what soft was. This pony had a mane. Twilight Sparkle flinched away from Skeleton Jelly's jelly hand. His hand bones were jelly.

"i am skeleton jelly"

>>24704018
OzzyxSpike
My OTP

"Oh, uh, I know, thanks," she said, looking at Skeleton Jelly's jelly arm. If he weren't thinking about this pony, he would think about how she didn't like his arm. She tried to pull away, but Skeleton Jelly's jelly arm was sticky. Her mane stuck to it, like jelly. He thought about this jelly pony.

"Please, uh, Mr. Jelly, could you let go? You're sticky, and it's weird, I'm sorry." She kept trying to pull away from the jelly.

"i am jellyton skelly"

Skeleton Jelly got very close to this pony he was thinking about. She probably didn't like that, but he was thinking about her. His hand slid over her mane, but the mane was made of hair, not jelly. Skeleton Jelly was made of jelly. He rubbed the pony's back, and thought about how he liked her. "P-Please stop, Mr. Jelly..." The pony seemed like she was shrinking, like jelly, but she was made of pony. She took steps away from Skeleton Jelly, but he liked her a whole lot so he didn't let her get away.

His other hand reached for her face, and she twisted her neck away. He was made of jelly, and he finally reached it and felt all of her face with his jelly hand. She whimpered, and he thought about pony whimpers, and they were probably cute but he wasn't thinking about that. He groped all over her face and back. He was made of jelly.

>>24704005

HOOFWEAR... silly filly

>>24704005

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5pw9o9EmEA

Skeleton Jelly rubbed up and down the pony's horn, and she started crying, but there was jelly all over her face. Her eyes were shut tight, so he couldn't see them, but he thought they were made of jelly. That would be nice, jelly pony eyes. He thought about jelly eyes on a jelly pony, but this pony wasn't made of jelly, except for her eyes. This pony was made of pony, and he was made of jelly, and they were not the same thing.

The pony was shaking, and her face and back were covered in jelly. Skeleton jelly got very close to her and slipped over her, like jelly. He was on her other side now, and wrapped his jelly arms around her and thought about her. She was a pony, and he was Skeleton Jelly.

"i am skelotan jelly" he mumbled. He had nearly forgotten.

The pony shivered and cried little trembling tears. They mixed with the jelly. Skeleton Jelly thought about pony tears. He slipped all around the pony, making her almost like jelly. He came behind her, and touched all over her tail. It was like her mane and that wasn't like jelly, but Skeleton Jelly was. He was like jelly. Her mark was not jelly, though, so he didn't think about it ever. It wasn't jelly.

Is there a pony afterlife?

>>24704132

No. They haven't got any souls. Once dead, that's it.

He squeezed himself over top of the mark, so he wouldn't see it. He stretched his hand, which was made of jelly, to the pony's face. He felt all over it again, because he had forgotten about it. He found some holes and put jelly in them, and the pony didn't like it. He kept finding holes and put jelly in them. The pony coughed and shook all over, trying to get the jelly out, but he just put more in. The pony was going to be like jelly. The pony wheezed and tried to say something, but there was too much jelly. She cried out because of all the jelly.

"i am skeleton jilly"

He found a hoof on the pony. He covered it in jelly. He pulled on it and covered the leg in jelly, slowly and all the way up to the top. He saw the little mark again and didn't think about it, but instead he hit the pony and she screamed, like a jelly if it were a scream. He held her tight. He found some more holes, not on her face but on her back end. There wasn't any jelly so he put jelly in them and made the pony more like jelly. Maybe his jelly would be more like a pony if he did that. He liked this pony. He told her he was Skeleton Jelly. She screamed and cried and tried to leave. He hit her more and put more jelly in her. He put a lot of jelly in her, and he was Skeleton Jelly. The jelly pony stopped screaming but wasn't Skeleton Jelly, since Skeleton Jelly was Skeleton Jelly and he wasn't screaming, he was jelly.

After a while, Skeleton Jelly was walking.

"i am skelton jelli"

There was a guy in front of him, made of jelly maybe. "Hello Skeleton Jelly! You have bits of pony in your belly!"

"i am pony in belly?"

The guy said that it seemed like he was. He wasn't, though.

"no, i am skeleton jelly"

The guy apologized, and said goodbye. Skeleton Jelly thought about ponies.

>>24704060

Oh, my!
The shoes were booted out from the store?
I bet Hasbro is getting a kick out of it.

>>24704132
Only Pony Hell.

>>24704060

Are shirts still up, or are they gone too?

Honestly, I was probably never going to buy any, but I enjoyed knowing that they existed, at least.

>>24704152
where celestia also rules over

>>24704148
CARLO- TARVO- PINKIE!

>>24704148
Walk a mile in his shoes. Those were some great designs.

>>24703914
>>24704005

Please, you call those boots?

THESE are boots!

>>24704195

I knoooow. Shoeguy was a nice person with nice intentions, but he was breaking the law. And if the shoe fits, then...

>>24704180
The shirts were made by someone else, Shirt Brony and Shoe Brony aren't the same person, and yeah the shirts are still there.

unless you mean the shirts that Shoe Brony made, but those aren't pony themed.

>>24704060

Why doesn't Shoe Brony try to get in touch with somebody about making this a serious business endeavor?

>>24704207

I'm okay with this.

ANON! Stop posting bad puns!

>>24704144

>>24704227

He wasn't breaking the law, just infringing on a copyright.

Also, seems to me that if he dropped the character specific names for the shoes and made the cutie marks more of an abstraction, it would fly under the radar.

>>24704247

If Fluttershy did drugs she would be FlutterHigh.

Oh hey

I found the OP for drawfriend #51 already.

Go draw stuff so I can post it! I only have 6 images under it!

>>24704132

You don't take the show too serious, don't you?

Welp, if we're posting puns, here's some highlights from yesterday.

>>24704279

>>24704279
fake

>>24704053

Actually I only visit like, one pony thread every other day. I just happened to be around last night when it happened.

In fact I'm leaving right now to go help a friend haul some shit with my truck.

>>24704277

If Rarity were a breast cancer survivor who had a masectomy, she'd be Rartitty.

>>24704268

>He wasn't breaking the law, just infringing on a copyright.

If you don't think copyright law is law, what exactly do you believe it to be?

>>24704201

>Those boots

Trixie makes pony clothing look too hot.

>>24704287
And yes it's in Notepad; I'm not gonna screencap all these puns from the threads.

ah yes, puns: a medium rarely well-done

>>24704247

Well, good puns are a Rarity nowadays.

If shirt brony gets shut down I'll be laughing because almost all the proceeds go right to the Hasbro Children's Hospital anyway.

And then I'll be upset because the shirts are rad.

>>24704279

Apparently my computer wants to default to my leaked trixie tripcode.

>>24703992
It is INCREDIBLY funny.

>>24704268
None of the shoes bore the same names as the characters. They were all subtly named. The ones I remember were like "Bookworm" instead of Twilight, "Fashionista" instead of Rarity, and "Fresh Picked Apples" instead of Applejack. So it's not like he wasn't trying.

>>24704303
Oh yeah that's real funny, anon.
Real funny.

>>24704286

Just trying to make conversation. Just speculation about the canon.

>>24704312
Last one (thankfully).

>>24703964

>>24704279

>>24704305

a civil issue.

>>24704060
Haha suck on horse shit.

>>24704325

>>24704279

>>24704362

So -- civil law isn't law either?

So....I wrote a song for Luna...so I had to write one for Celestia. It's only fair. You can listen here if you want.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_OnTjhjDP8&feature=player_embedded#at=44

>>24704279

Unfortunately all the best artists are busting their ass on porn commissions.

Ugh no ponies friday and the shops closed as well so no work either.

What ar you guys doing friday?

>>24704340
He also got in trouble with the BBC over the Doctor Whoof shoes believe it or not. Well you don't have to take my word for it I guess. Just check through the last few threads in the archive for his posts.

My, my, my! The Parasprites are out in full force today, aren't they?

>>24704320
Puns are no joke. There's a lot at stake here.

>>24704277
If Trixie had and addiction, she'd need a Great and Powerful Fixie!

>>24704201

"the great and powerful Trixie will now conjure up a whyboner!"

>>24704396

Checking out the April Fool's competition on Equestria Daily, of course.

Probably it'll be 90% crap, but when they did the 300 word write-off, I found a few that I enjoyed. Hoping I'll get at least a few decent stories and pictures out of this.

>>24704341

That's what Hoity Toity said about your dresses.

>>24704414
You mean steak right?

>>24704279

>>24704018

>>24704386

You don't break civil law. It's an avenue by which one party may seek restitution from another through the court system. But when you say "he broke the law" you're talking about criminal law, and nothing of the sort applies here.

my dad just said "pony up" could he be a secret brony?

>>24704261
what the fuck did i just read

If Trixie were a gardening fairy, she'd be the Great and Trowelful Pixie.

>>24704060
Fucking idiot thinks he can make a profit off copyrighted franchises.
Hasbro, a company based on the sale of toys and the BBC.
I'll make sure to report anything else this person designs.

>>24704418

If Twilight Sparkle were putting up some drywall, she'd be Twilight Spackle.

>>24704456
If I had to guess, i'd say skelton jelly.

>>24704456

copypasta from /x/ bullshit.

look at my horse. my horse is amazing

>>24704441
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

>>24704389

Oops, forgot my Trip,

Anyway, yeah, I wrote another song.

>>24704426

Eh, I dunno. Theyre all essentially going to the same thing though.

>>24704441

>But when you say "he broke the law" you're talking about criminal law, and nothing of the sort applies here.

No, if I meant that I'd say that "he committed a crime." When you break civil statutes, you've still broken the law. That's why the government gets involved.

>>24704464

what's that they say about the obvious troll again?

>>24704464

Fucking dicks giving toys to poor children for Christmas. Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?

>>24704467

If Twilight sucked Spike's dick, she'd be Twilight Gargle

>>24704497

>implying the government got involved

>>24704490
>Oops, forgot my Trip,

Inb4 comment about being an attention whore, or how not necessary it was to make that comment

>>24704303

No, she'd be this G3 pony.

>>24704499
>implying they would when Christmas rolls around.

>>24704515

If Spike the Dragon was a girl in love with Dash, she'd by Dyke the Dragon.

>>24704499
God I know, he even bragged about it. How dare he buy toys for less fortunate children.

If people always asked Fluttershy question's, she'd be Flutterwhy!

>>24704520

Has this artist drawn anything new lately?

i want to have gaysex with horse

>>24704528

>implying Hasbro is losing money because this guy makes shoes

>>24704546

>>24704499

>Fucking dicks giving toys to poor children for Christmas. Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?

It's a good thing nobody ever lies about that sort of thing, otherwise we might call into question the espoused altruism of somebody we don't know on the internet.

If he REALLY wanted to do some good he should have gotten in touch with the companies and done things the right way instead of knowingly infringing upon intellectual property rights.

>>24704413

'a bloo bloo bloo, i can't discuss how sexy i find pastel-colored animals without being called an emotionally-stunted manchild, fucking tro-parasprites!!'

>>24704545
http://porkcow.deviantart.com/

>>24704550
Well potentially they are.
Same shit with piracy, lost potential sale and all that.
It's both bullshit and legit at the same time.

>>24704545

IIRC, there's one pic he did based on Rarity whining. Not nearly the detail though. His name's Porkcow, btw.

>>24704550
>>24704534
>>24704528
>>24704499
>implying you're all not mad about not being able to get your shitty shoes.
White night faggot got his status told.

>>24704574

Hasbro doesn't make pony shoes, brah

>>24704534
>It's a good thing nobody ever lies about that sort of thing,
Of course, why trust someone on the internet? It's not like he posted photographic proof or anything.

O
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>>24704534
I was in that thread when he posted too, good times.

>>24704490
Very calming and nice to listen to although personally I liked Luna's piece more.

>>24704341
If Rarity wore a monster costume, she'd be pretty Scareity!

>>24704472
That's very nice coloring. Did you draw that?

>>24704588

>He didn't make my size
>whiteknights are the ones who care about copyright laws

>>24704574
Except Hasbro doesn't make MLP shoes for men. So they can't lose money on something that doesn't exist.

>>24704594

You're missing the important point: If he really wanted to help people, he would have done things correctly.

you rage you lose

>>24704559

>>24704613
Yeah, but I don't care for the point of Anonymous so much

>>24704060
what shoes? those shitty converse in the screenshot?

>>24704480

fixed that for you

>>24704621
Sigh. I've been watching those pop up in my HEY A GROUP YOU WATCH HAS ART LOOK AT THIS SHIT folder.

I sighed.

If Trixie fulfilled her fantasy of going down on Twilight Sparkle's candy vag, she'd be The Great and Powerful Licksie!

>>24704621
FAG

The real blog bro is a hundred times cooler than you'll ever be.

>>24704639

Arguing's easy when you can just dismiss all those nasty people that bring forth salient points.

>you will never get a haircut from a horse
>sadponi.jpg

>>24704662
>feeding trolls

>>24704608
Well of course, they don't realise they have attracted a lot of fat, male nerds who live in basements to their company, at the moment.

>>24704574
that would only be true if Hasbro were marketing shoes to adults like he was.

the challenge was based entirely on brand protection, not actually losses.

>>24704640
Hi there, you're new here, I can tell.

>>24704664
I wasn't arguing with you. you're just flat-out wrong and nothing you type will sway my thinking.

>>24704540
Is such jokes supposed to be funny?

I'm not a native english speaker so I always shrug here.

>>24704621

I have no strong feelings on either end of the emotional scale for this picture

>>24704667
clearly you have never experienced the superior joy of giving a horse a haircut

we are 1 step closer to pony waifu sex pillows

>>24704621

Nope

>>24704667

Am I the only one that can't follow the plot of that comic?

>>24704613

He designs shoes. If he "did things correctly" Hasbro would have sent his idea to some clerk, waited a week or so, then told him no. Then no customers would have been happy. He wouldn't have made money to give to charity. No good would have been done.

Some idea of doing things the right way.

>>24704671
You gotta let people know he's an imposter, bro

Topic: You are asked to write the next CMC episode, How will you portray each character and what will they do?

>>24704709
what's this "we" stuff

>>24704727

Cheerilee takes the class on a field trip to a glue factory and the CMC get separated from the group.

>>24704727
They are raped by the Manticore.

>>24704713
>AppleDash
10/10 I MAD

>>24704709

I myself had transformer waifu sex bedsheets when I was little. And superman waifu sex underroos.

>>24704719
Took me a while but I think it he doesn't like his hair at first until he realizes that Luna has the same hair style.

>>24704740
I'm mostly ok with this.
But only if there's a Soylent Green reference in their somewhere.

>>24704727
the entire episode will be scootaloo doing tricks on her scooter

>>24704727
scootaloo will be adorable
and no one will stop her

>Hasbro releases a line of overpriced, poor quality pony shoes.
>Rolls in money and laughs at charity.
>Retailers have to deal with shitty stinkfooted neck beards for months.

>>24704725

That's right, never do anything legitimately or legally when you can just make up stories about how it wouldn't work before you try it.

>>24704764

Everybody wins!

Wait...

Fuck.

>>24704564

>implying you're not a troll
>implying I find ponies sexy
>implying I'm a manchild for discussing a cartoon on a cartoon and comics board
>implying I'm male

lol, oh wow.

I just find it funny that people are still so damn butthurt over MLP threads on /co/ that they troll them with their opinions on how "pathetic" we are. It's been half a year, guys. Go troll something else.

Not gonna lie, there are some weirdos here...but I'd rather have them than people constantly fagging up the generals with "furry horsefuckers durpahurr you liek MLP you autist lololololololololol".

that scootaloo has a nice ass

So, I need a new skateboard deck, and zazzle lets you design your own. I'm trying to think if I can get away with riding a Rainbow Dash skateboard, if I'm really cool enough to pull out off without looking like a tool.

I think I might need to be at least 20% cooler to do that.

> this thread

>>24704742

u mad bro?

>>24704764
Not me. I got my shoes ordered before shit hit the fan. Enjoy your not-shoes.

>>24704790

>>24704789

The really sad thing about you is that you're doing such a poor job.

If I decided to troll as the blog brony, I'd do it a million times more effectively.

>>24704697
Nah, just so bad it's slightly, maybe good.

>>24704802
I wear a double f, I could never wear the shoes if I could get them anyways.
sadfrog.jpg

i was so close to buying the luna shoes

>>24704060
good thing I ordered mine 3 weeks ago

>>24704789

the only faith for the CMC

Hey guys, I came up with another poem. The last thread didn't archive so the image is my first one.

Some people often ask
"Why do you like a kids' show?"
Answering that isn't our favorite task
But I'll give it a go.

Ponies fill our days with delight.
They teach us important values
Like how we shouldn't fight
Lest a cockatrice turn us into statues.

Ponies know how make us laugh
When we are feeling lonely and sad,
With some slapstick on Twilight's behalf
Or Rarity obsessing over today's latest fad.

Ponies teach us friendship is valuable
Especially when times are hard,
And that being different is tolerable
As long as you're not a big ol' blowhard.

Here's the short answer if your head is just too thick
I ain't gotta explain shit; friendship is magic!

That last quatrain was a bitch for some reason.

>>24704789
Over 6 million parasprites.

>mfw blog brony

>>24704742

I like Applejack x Rarity too. They have a believable dynamic featuring a down and dirty dominant and a prissy and feminine submissive. We are sadly lacking art of that pairing though. Not enough vocal fans pandering for it sadly. The squeaky wheels get the grease.

>>24704798
I ain't even mad

>>24704828

Double f? What?

Did shoe sizes stop being numbers when I wasn't looking or something?

Well, that didn't take long.
You sick bastards.

>>24704889

God, spoil that shit, man.

>>24704888
Wide fucking feet.

>>24704876
I know that feel rocks

>>24704889
purported

>>24704905
Look on the bright side.

At least you don't have to invest in a pair of swim fins.

>>24704889
decoreded.

>>24704786
Why are you guys so caught up in denial? You wouldn't be such a fucking target if you actually said ''Yes, It is weird that I enjoy a cartoon that is demographically targeted and was made by a company that produces a toy line for girls''.

I want to throw thanks out to Shoe Brony if he's around. Not for his shoes or anything, but by sending me to that site I found these amazing things. So thank you, sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

>>24704889
Fucking treefags.

>>24704933
I can't float.

>>24704860
For whatever reason I don't know, but that became a rap in my head.

It's all good. I've moved on from Trixie anyway.

Lyraxme is my OTP

>>24704889

>>24704860
Fucking sonnets, man. But what did you think?

>>24704959
Dammit, now I can only read it as rap.

>>24704945

I know it's weird, thats why I don't talk about it IRL. But this is the fucking internet. We can be weird here.

>>24704889

sorry guys, I drew that. Forgive me, but no one else would draw a shipping 34 pic of Bloomburg and Fluttertree. Here, have a different version, but censored for respect of others who wish not to see it.

>>24704789
You're right Blog Brony, scootaloo does have a nice ass.

>>24704786

>>24704967

>>24704872

So, wait. Not only did he reveal his trip code, he revealed he faps to ponies?

Shame he lost his trip. I commend him for his emission, however.

>>24704727
Mostly a slapstick episode of them being adorable fuckups trying to find their cutie marks, then it cuts to a shot of a severely autistic Dinky with a snowglobe.

was this ever finished

>>24704993
Hey Tanman, did you ever get around to that Braeburn wall or is that on the backburner so you can draw tree porn?

>>24705034
The dude openly runs a clop-fic blog; what did you expect?

>>24704993
>>24704889

Looks like I got a woody

>>24704945
This is true. Just be straight up and tell them what they want to hear, it's not like it matters.

>>24704990
This is also true.

>>24704993

it's a good thing you spoilered that. that shit's HAWT!

>>24705070

>stupidjokeaboutwood.png

>>24705106
Yeah, these tree jokes are getting old. We need to branch out.

So anybody tried coloring this?

>mfw this thread

>>24704967
It's too late, the damage is done. I personally don't care, you all take things way to seriously.

If there is anything I'm going to teach the people in these threads it's humility.

>>24705027

Well this thread went places.

>>24705042

Yes, I'm going to stream that tonight actually. Also, I'm looking for a good Little Strong Heart reference pic because someone wants me to make her into a wallpaper as well.

>>24705131

If a bad pun is uttered in the woods and nobody's around to hear it, who groans?

>>24705133
>mfw another unknown fucking tripfag-avatar-user that posts in a MLP thread
wouldn't it be more effective to post in forum?

>>24704945
>Why are you guys so caught up in denial? You wouldn't be such a fucking target if you actually said ''Yes, It is weird that I enjoy a cartoon that is demographically targeted and was made by a company that produces a toy line for girls''.
>''Yes, It is weird that I enjoy a cartoon that is demographically targeted and was made by a company that produces a toy line for girls''
>for girls

>>24704786
>not male

...I'm starting to think that you're partially illiterate, anon.

Also, it may be unusual for a supposed "girl show" to gain a male periphery demographic, but it's not exactly shameful (unless maybe you fap to it, but I don't really give a shit about what people do on their own time as long as it's not illegal). Do you usually find traditionally feminine stuff shameful?

Lauren's cool with it, why can't you be?

>>24705034

"I don't always fap, but when I do, I prefer poni."

>Obvious joke is obvious

HEY GUYS!!!! someone have that minecraft pony map??
I need it please!!!

>>24704967
then you might like to know that im just about ready to record my song that ive written about her running away from home

>>24705183
Weeee. I'd help with the LSH reference but I don't have any atm.

Fluttershy turns into a tree and lives happily, surrounded by her animal friends, sharing her fruit with them, letting birds, bees and critters to build their nests on them.
Time passes, all of her pony friends die of old age and Fluttershy is chopped down, then turned into coffins to her friend's tombs, what's left of her is turned into firewood.

THE END.

Imma just leave this here.

>>24705191

>>24705190

don't worry guys, a bad pun poster's bark is worse than his bite.

>>24705204
Are they being serious when they say they fap to ponies? I guess we'll never know.

It's not like it matters are anything.

>>24705228
the bigmac story is finished? where is it posted

>>24705153

Don't you just love it when we get people like 24704786 bawwing when people point out the defectives in their little clubhouse?

It couldn't POSSIBLY be people tired of shipping, tired of 34, tired of stupid fucking manchildren pestering the show's creator on DeviantArt with retarded canon questions, who just want to talk about that silly lighthearted show about pastel-coloured ponies. It MUST be harcore butthurt parasprites!

>>24705228
>fimchan

Ive said this before, but that thread is a fucking mind scaring landmine. It's almost as bad as that Scoots commission shit.

>>24705027

Oh, timing! My one weakness!

Still don't care, though. That guy is just one parasprite in a sea of many. They'll grow bored eventually, I guess.

>>24705194
>coporate hack flash toonist working for Hasbro is happy with people buying her toys regardless of gender or age .
DUH. Of course she is saying that in public. In private, she wonders what the fuck is wrong with you, like everyone else. In public, she absovles you of your pathos so you'll feel encouraged to buy more plastic shit, thereby prolonging the lifespan of this easy paycheck.
Really, you guys should be banished to /toy/ with the Trasfans.

>see MLP thread
>see porn dump
>mon fromage quand

>>24705248
I guess you could say we're all a little...

Firry.

>>24705153
lol.

>>24705259

There are four Big Mac stories

Big Mac x AJ

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Qxa0F2KrfZdAdt48l3dXUuvErDPI4D9IQqKLoJFc6ro/edit?hl=en

Big Mac x Blues

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1O6P1CbnyVkJUj1AARX9WrKbXUN8g-ztGmag7Zx4zYnI/edit?hl=en

Big Mac x Dash x Gilda

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dboDZqN9uPCQY-FdvN76opzNcKyHKC6K1UnkcrxJoHg/edit?hl=en

Big Mac x Applejack x Applebloom

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hYrmUMUf9nf3P_I_uKNYx43b5y2j0FKdFKm0v-F97WE/edit?hl=en

>>24705316

>>24705330
thnx bro

gonna warm up the fleshlight then read those

>>24705150


I-I'm not stupid...

>>24705194
Lauren is a hack
You might be a female but guess what the majority says about this stupid show.

>>24705264

>It couldn't POSSIBLY be people tired of shipping, tired of 34, tired of stupid fucking manchildren pestering the show's creator on DeviantArt with retarded canon questions, who just want to talk about that silly lighthearted show about pastel-coloured ponies. It MUST be harcore butthurt parasprites!

If they're tired of it, they ignore it.

If they're hardcore butthurt parasprites, they bitch about it.

>>24705132

haven't seen one yet. looks adorable. threads need more cute.

>>24705264
You do sound pretty butthurt there.

God, you guys are losers. Get a life, really. Every day? Every hour? You're obsessed.
what little fondness I was able to muster for this crappy little show was exterminated by the cringingly bad fanbase. ugh. Oh, and the furfags are using you as a beard, by the way. In case it wasn't obvious.

Not fond of the show, but it looks harmless enough.

>>24704789

Looks like they had a heil of a time.

>>24705301
If i was in her shoes i would be proud that my creation made such hueg fandom. Show initially was planned for little girls but end up being loved by other ppl who never was included target audience. Isn't that the proof how genuine show is.

>>24705368

>>24705298

>no true scotsman

>>24705330
It's too early to start fapping to pony.

>>24705361

SPOILER YOUR SHIT MAN!

>>24705264
No, it couldn't.

>>24705403
>hueg

I'm sorry, I had to point that out.

Fanbase turning into shit thread?

Fanbase turning into shit thread.

>>24705350
Welp, that just killed my happy.

>>24705421
Sorry
also, fixed grammar.

>>24705206

WHAT!? no pony?
well fuck!

>this thread

Also, the usual

>>24705368

There's more than one timezone bro. There are bronies all around the world too. There's a couple thousand of us (2000 maybe). You sounds as if you're insinuating that there's 10-20 of us.

Just wait till that Avatar sequel series starts airing, oh man, are you going to hate that. But I"m sure bronies will just scroll passed the threads that they don't like instead of bashing on them. I don't personally like avatar, but if other /co/mrades want to discuss it when it here and 24/7 that's cool with me.

>>24705443
"hueg" is an accepted new spelling

>>24705479
Stop the treesecution, man.

>>24705264
>>24705355
>blah blah manchildren on MY /co/ stop liking what I don't like bawwwwww

Damn, not even one new trolling tactic in sight. You guys better step up your game, you're getting soft.

>mfw more trollfagging

>>24705403
Proud of manbabies

>>24705471
yes! all for dash!

Whatever came up of the Trixie pic in warlock or evil wizard garb from one of the previous MLP threads?

>>24705485
>You sounds as if you're insinuating that there's 10-20 of us.

THERE'S MORE!?

i made a pinkie drawing

im too lazy to draw the whole ur a faget comic

>>24705479

So I tried to upload my whole pony folder, but it was over 1G and you had to be a premium member on megaupload to download it. So, I uploaded most of my folder and now it is slightly under 1G. Anyways, here is a link to 4,168 pictures of ponies if anyone is interested.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=33F4TTU1

>>24705496
Someone provides proof of the said manbabies
>you're doing poorly trolls, try harder.

>>24705443
Clever pun indeed

I think we need two threads at a time. 1 Pony thread, and another thread for those who like it like this.

>>24705535
somebody already remade the whole comic but I don't have it saved

>>24705535
MY god... IDEA!
What if we combine the power of Quest with a drawfriend and make a comic a la MSPA!?

>>24705532
see >>24704201
Also glowy version.

AAAAAANYWAAAAY. To give anyone interested an idea to what i sound like, I can play something for you if you like. Ask away. If I dont know it, try dig up the tab online. Guitar/Vocal

>>24705540
You have a gig of pony crap? you have a fucking problem, dude.No wonder people think we're obsessed weirdos.

And the Marker goes to, someone else.
Later all.

>>24705575
Where the hell is Quest? I haven't seen him in a week and I have way too much free time

>>24705603
>implying we aren't

>>24705603

My Pony folder (all images, the episodes are elsewhere) is over six gigabytes. I made a full dump of the archive; there's tens of thousands of images in there and a metric fuck ton of them aren't actually pony images, but I can't be arsed to prune the thing.

>>24705540
I downloaded. Thank you sir.

>>24705590
I was thinking I can tell that we are gonna be friends, sound good? Kinda pony like. CMC maybe

>>24705541

Proof of what? That a lot of dudes like the show? I don't recall denying that.

You're the one with a hang-up about it, anon. Besides, I don't think a lot of the "target demographic" search Youtube regularly anyway, so OF COURSE that chart wouldn't include them.

Why you grasp those straws so hard, anon? Why?

>>24705654
Only the HD rips go over 8 gigs alone...

>>24705655
You're quite welcome!

>>24705613
What happened to Rarity. She's missing something.

>>24705457

The bottom fell out in February, dude. Any attempts to tell weirdos that their gigabytes of pony 34 is better kept on a dedicated off-site *chan is now officially trolling.

>>24705540
>And his folder grew three sizes that day.

>>24705726
>mfw I don't have any 34 saved

>>24705476
Is this it?
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/pony-minecraft-server-in-works.html

>>24705726

On an unrelated note, I'm still sometimes shocked about the blase way we talk about gigabytes these days. That I could build a box inside my own home for a reasonable price that could house every written work in the English language.

>>24705496
Except he kind of has a point. The reason I come to /co/ for MLP instead of ponychan is because there's generally less shipping and faggotry (an anthem;seriously?) going on here and we don't accuse everyone who disagrees with what the majority likes, a parasprite.

>>24704201
>>24705585
Oh! Thank you! Clearly I can't read when skimming.

Anyway, now that's evil looking if I ever saw it! especially love the way her eyes are narrowed and all insane-like, showing how desperate she is enough to be the best, especially if confronting Twilight personally.
The pentagram earrings and medallion are a nice touch, too.

Thank you (to whom made this).

Is there any draw friends out there good with humanized ponies? I have request.

>>24705698

Fun? I LOVE fun things!

>>24705799
>>24705799
>>24705799
>>24705799

>>24705671
I was kind of up for playing some bronies some songs from the series, but if it aint the right thread, i'll carry on writing lyrics

>>24705541

Seems to me you've got 6 gigs of butthurt, the majority of it still shoved up your ass.

>>24705773
My little pony: Ignorance is bliss
My little pony: Average flash cartoon
My little pony: Shitty fans spectacular
My little pony: Denial is the best

>>24705838
I can't find any tabs for pony songs.

>>24705726
>The bottom fell out in February
I am fully aware of this, I'm only here to wring out the last of the quality from these awful threads.

This fanbase is shit, and has been for months now. I'm just here to help make it into an empty shell all that much faster. I'm just sad that the Gorefic was never written to seal the deal.

>yfw you want ponies to be more popular but if it does then fat ugly preteens who could give less a shit about background ponies or shipping will be wearing rainbow dash and rarity hoodies at the mall.
>sad-Lyra

>>24705773
You will meet that kind of faggotry everywhere, bro. I just went to +/a/ and there are eight shipping threads in the front page (now granted, the Avatar fanbase is years old, but still)

ITT: posers

>>24705862
which ones do you want? i know winter wrap up, but its a fiddly piece of shit on guitar. dont HAVE to be pony songs

People on the internet are shit, film at 11.

>>24705898

>if it becomes popular we'll have rainbow dash hoodies

Works for me!

>>24705862
I could provide a tab for my version of evil enchantress or art of the dress if you want it

>>24705819
Megasweet or Ottanta are your best bets. Madmax can draw them, but rarely does

>>24705879

sadbrofist.png

>>24705898

I'd love for my little sister to be able to wear a brightly-colored Rainbow Dash hoodie, as RD reminds me of her a lot! However, knowing that someone earnestly posting in this very thread could be wearing an XXXL version of the same clothing is a little ... offputting.

>>24705956

Thanks, I'll look them up. Unless they frequent /co/ Do they?

>>24705879
Yeah yeah you're a regular internet terrorist.

>>24705971
Hey I'd only be XXL!

>>24705947
>>24705924
Sure, I'd like to hear Evil Enchantress.

>>24705984
they do. they also have their own thread on fim chan

http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/2448.html
http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/1446.html

>>24705773
>Except he kind of has a point. The reason I come to /co/ for MLP instead of ponychan is because there's generally less shipping and faggotry (an anthem;seriously?) going on here and we don't accuse everyone who disagrees with what the majority likes, a parasprite.

People like to do what they like to do. Not much you can do to stop them besides yell at them on the internet. And that's effective, right?

I don't understand why shipping is such a big deal. If you don't like it, start up a conversation about something else. Chances are SOMEONE will reply to you.

People have been so scared around here lately about being "like Sonic/furry/Avatar/whatever fandom" that they've forgotten to have fun. It's kinda sad, really.

Also, lol, what an interesting captcha to get after last episode.

>>24706007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1zrREnA3o8&feature=channel_video_title
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twcfjMJDcMM
I'll make a tab for evil enchantress now, and AoTD later

>>24705971
I wear xl only because I like loose shirts. Also I would wear the shot out of a rainbow dash hood if all it was was a light blue fabric with her cutie mark on the back.
hot topic?
Maybe shirt brony can sell his shirts at hot topic?

>>24706007
>>24705947
could i get that evil enchantress link then brony?

I'll try my best to sing it, would you prefer flutterguy remaster or Pinkie Pie original pressing?

>>24705971
>mfw I wear adult Medium respectively
>mfw imagelimit

>>24705314
>"mon fromage quand"
>my cheese when?

>>24706075
fuck. goddamn full volume, nearly shat myself.
>>24706007
by the way, mine will be a lot more calm
metal is rarely good to me

>>24706086

light gray, with thin rainbow trim around the hood. cutie mark screenprinted in plain white on the back.

>>24706064

There's 'having fun' which is all well and good, and there's being the equivalent of a boorish loudmouth who's a mean drunk and gets angry when told to leave, even when he's creeping out the rest of the bar's clientele, ruining the good atmos and everyone's just embarassed to have him around anyway

well, you get the idea anyway

>>24706055
mfw no motherfucking madmax fuckig thread!
>no face
where can I get the old comics?

>>24706064
>I don't understand why shipping is such a big deal. If you don't like it, start up a conversation about something else

For one thing, people are making sexual relationships for cartoon ponies on a show for little girls and taking it seriously. And the fact that it sometimes take over threads makes it hard for anyp0ny to talk about anything else. If the shipping was silly like the AppleJackXBloomberg stuff, it wouldn't that big of a deal.

>>24706285

>For one thing, people are making sexual relationships for cartoon ponies on a show for little girls and taking it seriously.

So?

>>24705956

Um.. just so you know Maxie didnt draw that comic

Her brother did

>>24706086

I still want the wonderbolts hoddie

>>24706342
I'm still having that thing made but it's had to go on the backburner for a month or two because of things

However I guarantee I will have it before season 2

>>24706285

All the shipping is ridiculous. But it's just something cute we like to do. Well, it's cute for me, i can't speak for others about this.

>>24706285
I think you're being a loudmouth. And I want you to leave. Why haven't you left yet?

>>24706337
fucking dammit!

>>24706169
scratch that, I cant work it out, and im going to bed. Ill have another crack tomorrow if youd like

>>24706285
Applemac bugs the shit out of me because of how unsexy incest it, but that's about it.

>>24706169
I'll post it in the next thread

>>24706474

What about Appleburn?

>>24705799
>>24705799
>>24705799
>>24705799
>>24705799
>>24705799
>>24705799
>>24705799

>>24706536

change your underpants, and see a doctor in the morning. simple.