Topic: What is your cutie mark and how did you get it?

nothing to talk about? New thread anyway!

pony threads, 24/7 threads about nothing

Yes

>>24539860
>>24539859

They're about ponies in general, retards. No specific topic. Cry some moar.

>>24539860

Replace 'pony threads' with 'all of 4chan,' and you'll have it about right.

this is now a lauren faust thread

pony walls, post some

>>>/wg/4023128

>>24539860
Just like FOX news, but it makes people happy.

>>24539827
159x119

>>24539847

THIS IS NOW A BRIAN BLESSED THREAD!!!

Episode 20 webrip:

MKV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CHPNY6WF [277 MB]
FLV: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VPI4OE7Y [278 MB]

>>24539909
Here ya go.

>Nick and More awarded the series as the "Best New Show in 2010".[5] As well, the series has an unusually large following among adult males. The series' growth in popularity in this demographic can be seen in the number of pony-related posts on 4chan's /co/, or cartoon, board, which surpassed 6000 per day on February 25 2011.[6] The series has become a meme, and has many devoted followers who refer to themselves as Bronies. The series creators, as well as many fan blogs, have acknowledged and encouraged the show's popularity with the older demographic[7], and even Christopher Poole, the creator of 4chan, has mentioned it.[8]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic#Reception

guys, this just seems silly.

>>24539827
Does anyone have OP's image in a more visible size?

>>24539914
DID SOMEBODY SAY BRIAN BLESSED? BECAUSE I THINK I HEARD SOMEONE SAY BRIAN BLESSED

>>24539940
Go to
>>24539929
Profit

>>24539914
>Hub officially renewed Dan Vs., MLP, and Transformers Prime

Pound Puppies also got renewed, they better keep SECRET BUTT FUN commercials because that's about all it's good for.

>>24539929
thanks

U all mad

there's a new episode tommorrow are you excited cause I'm excited I've never been so excited except for last week when the show was on but I mean really who could top that?

>>24539894

I may not have had a topic, but it's DEFINITELY NOT THAT.
>someone mentioned Fox News so pic related
Frak, while I'm still at it, post real life sightings of G4 pony media.

>>24539927

Glorious! I've been waiting for this. My laptop is too shit to run the higher resolution episodes.

>>24539923
bottom left. Does it say Nudity lovely?

>>24539968

>>24539933

I agree, that's a poor encyclopedia entry. If it bothers you, you should edit it.

>>24539933
...yeah, kinda. It doesn't help that the wording sounds a lot more awkward that the usual Wikipedia writing.

It helps even less when you consider that one of us probably wrote it. The feels kind of self serving somehow.

>>24539933
Okay, someone remove that.

Any advice on posting recolours?

>>24539927
What's the difference between these and the 175 ones?

>>24539954
I'm still holding out hope for a Brian Blessed pony. Maybe he's a retired but famous member of the Wonderbolts who comes to town for some reason. Then he and Dash go on adventures and learn some important moral that no one cares about because she just went on adventures with Brian Blessed.

>>24539954

DO YOU KNOW WHAT! I THINK THEY DID!!!

Derpy Hooves is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin Research kitchen. Reaching for an over-sized chrome spoon she gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants, and brushing her scapular aside.

She turns to us and speaks:
Some ponies like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing annointment utensil she puts forth a quarter-ounce green rosette near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of her own design. Later she says:

Some ponies... Some ponies like cupcakes exclusively while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of Celestia's great Equestria as the prince of foods:

The mufffinnn.....

>>24540056
Friendship, or the lack thereof

now blessing my screen

>>24540069

NEW TOPIC:

A Brian Blessed-voiced pony is going to make a cameo in the show. What is this pony's name and cutie mark?

>>24539984
Nice to know that these things are still useful.

>>24540056
These are straight from the Hub's website (well, the FLV anyways, the MKV is the streams from the FLV in an MKV container); Mentos re-encodes these (or his own rips) to get the 175 MB AVIs.

>>24539933
That grammar is atrocious, it should be removed or at least corrected
>>24540119
Who's that?

>>24539909

MOTHER FUCK. Guess I gotta check all my images.. ....ALL 900+ OF THEM IN MY PHOTOBUCKET....yep.

>>24540130
Thanks for telling me. The 175 vlc ones are the only ones I can play

UNRELATED TO ANYTHING: This cap is so exploitable.

There sure are a lot of people who post thumbnails in these threads. I just find that interesting.

>>24540116

this is my favourite wall

>>24540152
YOU DONT KNOW BRIAN BLESSED? YOU MISSIN OUT SON

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_dWpCy8rdc

Well,here's today's humanized pic,if you want I can post the other ones I have.Now first of all my tablet have broke and it screws with me,so this didn't turn out as well as I wanted it.I'll compensate by making another human Rarity once is fixed,hopefully tomorrow.

>>24540002

It just screams 'desperate for validation', and it's the kind of mentality that pervades the place when fans branch out and form their own little clubhouses (FIMChan, ponychan etc).

Which is really why I like sitting in /co/ threads: beyond the odd troll or derail it's generally casual enough to just shoot the breeze about the show.

Do I want to be noticed by the show's creator? fuck no, she's waved hello to the internet, leave her alone and let her be awesome.

>>24540152
>Doesn't know who the lord god and master Brian Blessed is
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN! ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH!

from last thread
>>24535641
>rainbow dash and gilda
>do parkour for fun in downtown canterlot
THIS HAS TO HAPPEN

>>24540119
Tallyhorn! the adventure-corn.

Cutie mark, hunting horn.

>7 month without ponies

>>24540204
They're faster

>>24540236
fucking seconded

>>24540152
Actor famous for doing Shakespearean roles and having a voice that makes gods tremble.

Here's another WIP of Derp'tuin.

Gonna find my ponies, gonna hold them tight
gonna grab some Applejack delight

>>24540188
This might be obvious, but have you tried using CoreAVC (on Windows) or the "experimental" branch of mplayer that uses multithreaded ffmpeg libraries (on Linux)?

With the former, I can play 1080p (with mild framedropping) on my laptop's Intel GMA965 graphics, and with the latter, I can play 1080p (also with mild framedropping) on an Intel Atom 330 with Intel GMA950 graphics.

(Yeah, I know, I have crap video chipsets. C'est la vie.)

>>24540090
have my babies

requesting the Twilight Sparkle actually image.

>>24540224
I don't rike it

>>24540286

I love your surreal pictures. Gandalf holding Trixie and Twilight is one of my favorites.

>>24540119
>Brian Blessed's cutie mark

An enormous ham?

>>24540278
Also, he's an IRL adventurer and generally awesome guy.

Oldest man ever to travel to the North Pole by foot!

>>24540292
It's not really obvious, I don't know what that stuff means.

>>24540286
Is ... is that ... a Disk World reference????
You sir, deserve a muffin!

The fact that Seth Green likes this trash is one more reason to hate it I guess.

>>24540160

Seaking of which, SHOW ME YOUR MO- er PONY DATA.

I got about 150 MB consisting of 800 (instead of 900 like I guessed :V)
pony imgs/gifs

>>24540303
how could you

>>24540119

Brian Blessed pony would be named Brian Blessed. His cutie mark would be the smiling mien of Brian Blessed.

>>24540383
Thank you for telling us.

>>24540383

cheer up :)

>>24539933
Reading that makes it sound like 'bronies' are MLP's trekkies. Which, to be fair, is actually quite accurate.

>>24540301
Cmon, someone has to have it, in return I give you a fat chinese kid.

>>24540383

Yeah, and just look at Robot Chicken. Every cartoon, film, tv show and franchise they do on that show is awful and should be avoided by anybody with any taste.

>>24540416

I like things that don't have fans. Once they get fans they stop being cool.

>>24539933
>Nick and More awarded the series as the "Best New Show in 2010".[5] As well, the series has an unusually large following among adult males.

That's it now. Hmm... Kinda liked yours better, actually

>>24540380
God damn Twilight is such a sweetie.

I need more Twilight being adorable.

>>24540421

>>24537505

>>24539961
Source

>>24540402
Incredible, I approve

>>24540480

>>24540459
so....
you're a hispter

>>24540504

>>24540505

>>24536182

>>24540293
Instead, you shall have muffins.

>>24540523
now if only they made boxers of these...

Just dumping this pic I gimped together. My take on someone else's OC. Now for sleep

>>24540459
>>24540459

You'd think since it has fans, it would get cooler.

>>24540541
Or derpy ones... I would buy them

>>24540292
What's the difference between 1080p and whatever else there is? What's the p stand for?

also reposting this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzi9EgQAXuY
because FiM needs more threatening villains

>>24540572
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_scan

I want to write something but headache aaagh.

Have some Twilight

>>24540588
I remember my Gamecube had progressive scan mode and all it did was make it wider. Anyway brb reading

>>24540480
Most adorable Twilight is in the sleepover episode. She so excited to enjoy the company of her new friends. Normally she is so serious.

>Nick and More awarded the series as the "Best New Show in 2010".[5] As well, the series has an unusually large following among adults of both genders.

Why not just "adults"?

>>24540383
Hey now, Seth Green does some great voice acting work, like for Mass Effect. Also, the Dragon Quest IX commercials were enjoyable. He just can't make his own damn material.

>>24540402

>>24540636
Don't forget Winter Wrap Up!

>>24540509
>>24540664
It's great, but not as great as THIS.

>>24540653
He did voice acting once for this show right?
I'm pretty sure he did the voices for the one on the right.

>>24540648
it's to point out that not just girls are watching it

>>24540588
Do you really see that, does it really matter to you? I would rather have a smaller file size. Thanks though

>>24540636
Not to mention Winter Wrap Up. Goddamn I just wanted to give her a hug.

And that's all ya fuckin' pervs

>>24540541
Fluttershy should deserve her own dedicated panty, and not just be on the group one.

I hope they make that correction when/if they make boxers.

>>24540648

Sprinkle a few [citation needed] tags in there and watch the autists come out of the woodwork.

>>24540694
mn, could have been better

>>24540694
I prefer the pinkie one

>>24540526

>>24540694

time for secret but fun!

I also would like to see something in the next eps about Luna

>>24540862
wait if the blue portal is there... who set up the orange one in Fluttershy's bathroom?

>>24540697
Absolutely no clue. I think he'd do a decent Snails though.

I also forgot about the episode of My Name Is Earl that he was in, which was surprisingly good. I was bored channel flipping one day, sat down, and watched it.

Seth Green will always be a good actor and voice actor who can't write his own material to me.

>>24540767
>>24540777
WELL those are your opinions and I respect them.

>>24540862

Looks like Trixie is after some delicious Fluttercake.

>>24540588
>complete jibber-jabber

>>24540862
That's it! MLP now has everything i like:
Portal
Dr Whooves
other things i don't wanna talk about

Can't wait till FRI-DAH!
just can't

I've got this pic in a Trixie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and...Pinkie Pie version.

Anyone got the rest?

>>24540920
hot damn

>>24540978
What's the episode about?

Dumpin of Lord of Nothing's drawfagisms, 'cuz I like 'em

>>24541005
About 22 minutes long

>>24540981

can't help you out but can you post the ones you have please?

>>24540589
Write about Twilight having a headache.

>>24540981
No Pinkie you're not my favorite pony. I'm sorry I know it's hard, but please accept it. We can still be friends.

>>24541005
Applejack + buffalos = yay

I think thats it and the Rarity he posted earlier, LofN if you're here,do you have any more?

We should band together to get Bridal Gossip nominated for an Emmy.

We may disagree which ep was the best, but Bridal Gossip is by far the most Emmy worthy do to awesome handling of a serious issue.

did somebody say ponies in pajamies?

>>24541069
do => due

>>24541038
Is it bad or normal that I read that as fart

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/search?q=My+Little+Pony+Theme

chrome pony themes

>>24541070

Last night I dreamed about Fluttershy nuzzling my neck and nibbling on my ear. Should I be worried at this point?

>>24541070
My heart melted...

THAT. IS. SOOOOO. CUUUUUUUUTE!!!

>>24541124
lol faggot

>>24541124
Nah

>>24541124

wish I had that dream

captcha: goals fuldec

>>24541124
I'm not even sure man. I'm kinda jealous i didn't have that dream yet. or any dream with ponies in it.

>>24541124
you had a flutterboner, didn't you

>>24541124
If that was all, no, dont be worried

>>24541124
You're only worried because you're afraid you're a furfag and it was perverted.
Ponies are pure and innocent, and so was your dream. Relax, you're fine.
Unless it gave you an erection.

>>24541124
As long as it doesn't happen IRL ,you're OK

>>24540978
Same. I have to wonder how this land dispute thing's gonna play out. I hope they don't play too heavily on Indian and redneck stereotypes (it is probably unavoidable that they'll be there but I hope they aren't the sole defining characteristic of the characters involved).

I wonder what the moral will be? Possibly always be willing to compromise (although this would leave a bit of a bad taste in my mouth as well given the complicated nature of many land disputes over the course of history). The last ep threw me a curveball in that I totally expected it to be something like, "be happy for your friends when they're successful" but instead got "make sure you communicate your feelings with your friends to prevent misunderstandings".

>>24541124
ye, from this point there's no return

>>24540981
anyone else take a look at fluttershy's eyes?

>>24540396

Ha. I love the squeaking noise they added when she grinned in this screen shot.

my new wall

>>24541124
You want to fuck those ponies don't you, you sick bastard

Lauren Faust once said that some the main ponies do have parents and that they will be featured in an upcoming episode. What are the odds applejack's mom or dad will be in tomorrows episode?

>>24541157

mfw, I read that in her voice

>>24541218

I hope they do. It would cut down a bit on all the Applejack incest shit.

>>24541124

>>24541161
Technically his having an erection wouldn't really suggest his being attracted to Fluttershy as you become sexually aroused when you sleep anyways.

>>24541035
>>24541035

> mfw this is exactly what happened last time I asked

*sighs* very well....

>>24541249
What are you talking? It'll more incest jokes since we would actually know what they look like.

call me slowpoke, but

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-836TtoF_5I

>>24541272
*inspire

>>24541069
.....i can get behind this.
what would the the actual mechanics of getting it nominated?

>>24541257
I know it's old, but still HNNNNG.

>>24541281

You are a slowpony, bur that's still really awesome.

>>24541180
It could be anything, I'm sure they can write either a bit strange or awesome story.

Brian Blessed?

And that's when I stopped reading pony threads on 4chan

>>24541045
Good premise for a story.

Whenever Twilight gets a headache, she loses control of her magic and shit just goes fucking nuts! Flowers turn into scary flowers, apples get full of worms, candy turns sour, etc.. The group then try to cure her headache using their own headache remedies but that only exacerbates the situation. Fluttershy who is last to go because she is Fluttershy (Or whichever pony) suggests some nice tea and quiet nap in a dark room.

BAM! Headache over, situation gets fixed, and everybody is happy again.

ok, coloured it. I'm too tired now, you guys can have it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPLsQJJUTmE

listening to this, walking down the road, massive grin on my face.

makes me feel like i'm 12

>>24541281
Call me a slowpony, but
MIND = BLOWN

>>24541281
superior version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwV1Wf8tUo

>>24541344
For a second i thought that was a vogon...

>>24541281
hm, familiar

If this isn't FiM related song then I don't know what is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2sKH8yjVsM&feature=related

>>24541282
wat

>>24541350
You're lacking a quote there, bud

>>24541355

>my face when I wrote a story with that concept already

Ok she was high not headached but it's like the same thing

>>24541371

>I love this song. when i listen to it, i feel good inside. I'm proud to be a Brony.

Urgh. They capitalized Brony, too.

kind of want to do a series of short adventures where the main 6 travel around to console the "deity beast of the week", and they all have various goofy little problems.

like Quetzalcoatl is fouling up the main river that runs through equestria with his tears. apparently he's hiding out in a cave because his scales are the wrong color or something.

or maybe that 8 legged steed of odin has an ear infection and can't walk straight due to fucked up sense of balance.

cute? bad idea? good idea?

Cause I'm pretty sure someone said ponies in pajamies

>>24541262
>>24541262
>>24541262

I was bored so I wrote about the origins of Doctor Whoof. If I write more, who should be his companion?

---

Moments after a strange blue box appeared in the fields of Equestria, the doors burst open and a tall glowing man hobbled away from it as fast as his wounds would carry him. Once he had reached his wanted distance, he collapsed.

"I'm getting rather tired of this," he said as golden ropes of energy shot their way from his limbs. Soon he was engulfed in the fires of regeneration, changing his very molecules in order to keep him alive.

The regeneration was almost complete, and with a final burst the man felt himself being reborn. It was an odd sensation, slightly painful but mostly annoying. Like a dentist visit, his addled brain offered. Soon the waves of energy died down and with the gasp of a man breaching the surface, the new Doctor awoke.

His first instinct was to see what kind of person he now was, "Right, let's see what's ch-"

The Doctor froze. It wasn't often that he had the speech knocked out of him, but now was a very good time to be speechless. He still (thankfully) had his legs, but they were certainly not human. In fact, he now had an extra pair of legs, but no arms. Stumbling every step, the Doctor slowly made his way back into the TARDIS and examined his reflection in the shine of the console.

His new legs were short and stocky, and his feet were replaced by hooves.

"What?"

Rather than skin he had a beige-colored hide, with what appeared to be a tattoo of an hourglass on his rear.

"What?"

His face had a short snout where his nose used to be, and pointed ears framed by a tousled brown mane.

"What?!? By Rassilon…I'm equine?!?" He clumsily turned around once more, watching his distorted reflection carefully. There was no doubt about it. The Doctor's twelfth incarnation, the new version of a man responsible for saving the known universe multiple times, was a pony.

>>24541485
>>24541485
>>24541485

>>24541452
sounds cute to me

>>24539927
>>24539927

Thanks a bunch!

>>24541505
>>24541505

>>24541494
YES!

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/cultural-references-in-friendship-is.html

this thing needs updating. Anyone found any new stuff?

Only other one I can think of is photofinish being based off the same person edna mode was (can't remember the person's name)

>>24541552
>>24541552

My favorite pony is Rarity AND Twilight

Because they are great magicians

>>24541371
That's epic..8bit :D

>>24540543
from thumbnail it looked like derpy had a horsecock and was jacking off

Would anyone happen to have vector art of Twilight or Spike?

>>24541344
No. Brian Blessed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1zjeYhJs7o

Seriously. Those first nine seconds are all you'll really ever need. Each syllable must bring the mouth open to the maximum possible size.

>>24541452
>Sick Sleipner with a lost sense of balance.

Oh Celestia, Ponyville would get trampled.

>>24540981
In addition to the ones you've listed, I've got Applejack, but that's it.
Enjoy, anyway.

Once again requesting that video where there's a bunch of sounds from MLP synched up with some song, the title of the video is in Japanese.. I can never find it, and constantly forget to save it to favorites. Thanks in advance to anybody that can help.

>>24541583

thanks brony, wish I could've helped

>>>/wg/4023128

there's a load of pony walls here I posted tho if you want.

>>24541611
?

>>24540972
Why are you so mad?

>>24541635
yeah, hence their urge to cure him

>>24541637
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftvZFUg4HPc

>>24541679

>>24541124
I had a dream where Rainbow Dash cuddle me while we fell asleep.

Pic related, it's mfw.

>>24541690
Oh dear god it's glorious, thank you so much, saved in favorites as to not have to keep asking you guys for it.

>>24541494
Anon, i love you and please go on!

http://www.mediafire.com/?ny7b4ut3j0poat6
>winter wrap up instrumental

ooh, finally!

I took what should have been a fatal dose of heroin and ponies broke into my house.

should I be worried /co/?

>>24541690
I personally can't get enough of this remix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irQ_d78feMA

I can't find an MP3 of it, but you can download the full video in 1080p from description link, just and FYI

>>24540286

oh lawd, this is great Marvelpony

>>24541124

yes. they will continue, increasing in both frequency and intensity.

soon they will bleed into your waking life.

work, school, family. all will be cast aside as you yearn for a world that you can never be a part of.

>>24541494
I keep thinking Derpy ends up being River Song

god forgive me i've cried unmanly tears
season one will end soon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7wWx6jZzCM

Stay friendly

>>24541811
Reminds me of the Balamb Garden copypasta that was on /v/... two years ago, I think? Did anyone ever rewrite that for ponies?

>>24541751

Don't worry, the ponies are there to help

anyone have pictures of the keychains i want to see the size i dunno if its worth the $11 on ebay

>>24541820
>calls him Sweetie
>annoys him regularly
>shoots his fez

That actually kinda works

>>24541901
>metaphor for death

What will anon be doing to bide their time before season 2 starts?
Also what has MLP taught you?

>>24540286
Amazing. She must be approaching a muffiroid belt.

>>24541866
Uh, someone mind explaining what the fuck's going on here? It looks like that other pony is trying to drown the blue one or something.

>>24541901

optima dies, prima fugit

I hope to see you all during Season 2, and we can all enjoy the times we have left together

>>24541950
>He thinks Fluttershy would own anything electronic in her hippy hovel.

Can I get an uncaptioned picture of Twilight poking her eye from the last episode?

>>24542013
extreme muff diving.

>>24542027

STUCK A CUPCAKE IN MY--- OW!

>>24542019
It's based on a story

>>24541820
I don't know, dosen't seem to fit. I like to imagine that she just wandered into the TRADIS, and when the Doctor takes off he relizes He's got a companion. And whenever He tries to take her back she messes up the controls sending them who knows where, untill He eventually goes with it.

>>24542027
Ask and ye shall receive

>>24541977
I'm actually going to have a lot on my plate going back to school and finding a normal 8 hour job, but now that the weather is great around here I want to do some hiking

>>24541977
1. Probably catching up with some other shows, maybe writing some fics, but mostly I'll be focusing on other stuff.
2. Nothing.

>>24541975

Dunno why but this song seems appropriate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhXXJRRHKGw

Also /r/ the main cast facing off against NMM on top of Tartarus. The Battle for Everyp0ny's Souls

>>24541636
you missed one from the set

>>24541809
>Marvelpony
Now, I've noticed this being thrown around a few times. What's the story?

>>24542118
you can say everypony if you stick an open and close spoiler tag in the middle of the word

>>24541977
Working harder to garner more income?
Jumping into another fandom?
Who can say.

Regardless I will wait warmly and continue to hold Rainbow in my heart.

I'm a hardcore fan with MLP:FiM, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Ponyville where I would often care for animals with Fluttershy at her cottage and help Pinkie Pie at Sugarcube Corner, but one day as I was talking to Pinkie, we went to room for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever..." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on Earth and you REALLY wish to live here!" I then said, "How... How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Mayor Mare and she agreed that you would be PERFECT for Ponyville, you just have to do one eensy weensy teeny tiiiny thing!" She then held my hand, looked into my eyes, and then said with a giggle, "You've got to kill yourself on Earth to join us here in Equestria!" I then asked a few questions. "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Twilight said 3 months, that's plenty of time to finish up anything boooring you'd want to do on Earth and join your real friends here!" I added by saying, "What's the most painless way...?" She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut... if you want it quick... Get a gun and a nice shot to the head always works!"

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and I purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

>mon visage quand next to nobody here remembers the Balamb Garden spam fiasco and won't get this because of it

>>24542013
it's implied cunnilingus taken out of context

>>24542148

The maker of these lovely pieces actually works at Marvel. He has a very distinctive (and excellent) style

>>24542129
Ș̡̢̤͉͇͈̥͍̮̼̤̾̈̍ͣ̔̓̂̂͑̽ͅH̶̡̭͍̰̯̗̒ͤ̂͛̔̓͗̉͡͠E̷̢̛̺̲̱̰̝̗
̟ͣ̾̃ͫ̓̎̓ͣ́͜ ̸̨̺͔̠͈̦̜̓̅ͣ̅̎ͣ̓̅̈ͫ̈ͦͯͧ͒̉ͨ͑̃́͠͞C̼̣̪͔̦̘̼̩̲ͦ̽̾͊ͥ͂̽ͮ́ͧͦ
̽̾̀̕͟͠O͚̟̮͔̠͙̫̟̗͍͙͓͓͖͕͔̦ͮ͆͒ͪ̀ͦ͌͛̒͢M̢̏̍̎͐̿̾ͤ̇͑ͨ̅̈͛͌̏
̐ͧͩ̊̀҉͉̫̖̖͉̳̝̝E̢͑̽͛ͥ̑ͥ̽͏͝҉̭̻͚͇͓̦̺̖͚̱̖̠S̸̴̭̥̹̖͉̣͙̠͕͍
̱͕̱̓́ͨ̊ͣ̔͞

I'm so glad you guys like it! For the new chapter, I'm thinking of having Derpy show up and help him with his post-regeneration sickness.

Now, is Derpy just clumsy, or do you think she's full-blown-derp?

>>24542245
clumsy but well-meaning

PONY

>>24542245
It comes and goes.

>>24542194

come on, it wasn't that long ago.

>>24542194

That's fucked-up, man.

when does the art auction start

>>24542245

I'd say just clumsy

>>24541977

1. Unfortunately, I'll probably forget for a while. I'll most likely be focused on the Series 6 of Doctor Who when it's out and go back to following my manga and such as usual. Hopefully I'll have a state I.D. and be working by the time it's back on, and I'll know when that is because people on a forum I frequently use will be talking about it.
>>24542129

Uh.... no thanks.

>>24542245
Have you ever seen a Japanese cartoon called "Azumanga Daioh?"

>>24542194

>>24542210
Ah, 'tis as I feared. Hate to disappoint, but I actually didn't do the Marvel one (nor do I work for Marvel).

>>24542383
It's like I can really be a na'vi!

>>24542194
There are people that DON'T get the Balamb Garden reference? That was the first thing I thought of when I first read that.

Alright, Ive got more lyrics for 'Home' and its fucking depressing. Perfect

>>24542245

I like to think she can mess with the fourth wall like Pinkie, without Pinkie's awareness of being inside a cartoon. She can't understand why nobody besides the noisy pink one can do wild takes, etc.

Fanon as fuck, but it's delightfully silly :)

>>24542229
T̹͇̲̤̰͖̤ͯ̆̐͂̃ǫ̠͈̣̼̯̈́ͦ͋ ͪ͂̏ͣ̈͘i̯̾n̥͓̭͋͂v͚̭̱̻̝̘͒̏̎͛ͧ̓̊͢o͉͇̖͖k̶̖̣̠̫͖̙̂͑̔ͦ̅̿̓e̸̱
̠̱̩͉̦͎ ̠ͪt̳͖̥̱̖͕͉̓h̙̻̥̝ͩ̒͂͌͊̐e̸̓͛ͪͥ ̘̪̭̘̭̣ͩͭ̀̔ḥ̥̮͓͐̏ͮ̒̎ͭ̚i͇̳̥͙ͫ͂̇̕v̙̺͇̯̳̖̤ͫͫ̀ͥ͜e͕̖̙̜̣̯ͫ
͜-͕̪͉̠̯̭̓ͣͦ͗̋͠ͅṃ̥͔ͬͯ̔̌i̻͓̲ͅn̸̺͓̦d̪̲͍͎̾ ̂r̗̲̺ͭ͌̌̊ͫḝ̲̠̬̻̠͎̇͂̆ͅp̶͔̳̬̼͆̏̍͆ͥr̬̺͔̳͔ͪ͟ͅe̠̪̬͈̩͋͛͑̾̽
s̖̣̮̳̖̯̈́̔̑ͪȩ̮n͎͚̞̓͌̐ͦ̈ͯ̒t͖̜̱̔̒ͯ̿̑i̤͓̳̬̱ͩͮ̎̋̎̓͒n̵͎͔͙
͖̣̞ͪ̀̋ͩgͮͧ̃͌ͥ̽҉̗̻̜̬̣̠ ̥̰͍̤͕͈̉̕c̞̥̯̜͐ͯ̽͊ḧ̵̼̼̲̩͂͒ͯͪa̞͉̺͘o͙͝s̢̹̣̱̟͓͎͓͋̾.͍ͯͫ͐

>>24542461
̝̔̈I̡̼ͥ̿ͥ͌̾͂n͈̳̲̲̟̻̮ͨͣ͜v̶͔̩͔̦͎̣͈ͥͯ͒̂̐ͫ͑o̝̥̯̲̦͙̤͒̽͋̇ͦ
k̹͕̬̰̳͔į͕̞̬̜͇̳̆ͅn̼͎̳̦̅̂̾ͪg̃̈́̋̔͏̪ͅ ͚̬͓ͫ̎͊̄̾ͮtĥ̯͚̥̌ͪẹ̖̬̥͔͖͠ ͓̞̹͖̭͖̀̋͊̉̍͛ͨf͈̈́eͤ̽̓ͫ҉͖̼͈̜͔̪ẹ͈̩̭̟̻̊ḻ̘̪̋͊͆́iͮ́͡n̛͉̉
̽̊ğ͍͍̜̆̔̂ͧͤ̇͠ͅ ͕͙̼͕̻͑͗͢ơ̘̟͎̆̌̚f̀̊̑ͬ̍͏̻ ̧̺̫̍̈́͐͒̔c̞̘̭̜̤͓̈̆̀ͯh̵̟͋̂ͥ̅ͣ͐a̲͇̲oͪ͊͏̼s̨͖ͣ.̈ͧͨ҉̫͇̻͈ͅ
̖͎̖̯̠̒ͯW̶͖̝̩̲̎̋iͮ̔̅ͦ̈́̉ť̼́ͅḥ̸̹͎̫͍̘̉͐ͫ͐̑ ̠̦̠ͤͣ̐̉̂͒̇ơ͓͙̟̤̇ͩ̈ͨ̍u̖ͫ̌͐t̢͙̲̣͎̘̮ͤ̀̅͗ ͗ͮͫ͂̑ͨ̕őͨ͋̆̂̈́̐r̴̼͖̱̭͕̥̗̒͋ͣ̃́ͫ̽d̤̼̣͓̦̦̹̀̓̅̋͑ͧ͊ȇͨ̽̐̊
̆r̥̬.̢̃ͨ̅

Balemb Garden was that school thing from FF VIII, right? I honestly mostly remember that game from watching my cousin play when I was like, ten.

>>24542290
If my memory serves right, it was summer of '09 when it was spammed hard. Not long in normal time, but in internet time, that's awhile ago.

>>24542419
see
>>24542299
Yeah, I know, it confuses me.

>>24542383
>check archive
>only one or two replies even mentioned it being copypasta
>no Balamb mention anywhere

>>24542406

Oh? My bad man, they just seem so professional! That's what I get for believing what I read on the internets

>>24542477
̷̠͓̜̮͙̙̊̎͗S̘ͯͤͫ̔͐h͔̄͋͑e̸̦͓̞̭͎̲̣͌ ͕̳̳̺ͧw̲̞̬̻̋ͥͭͪ͠h͍̖̬͉̐̌̃͐ͮò̟̝̩̝ͤͯ̑ͩ͟ ̖̗̩̗̝͖͂͊͗̍W̦̭̪͒ͯ̿͢a̡̳͛̈i̞͍̒̌̒͂ͧ̚̚t̺͈ͥ̃̍ͤs͖̟͎̩̭̤͓͑͑̏̆ͣ
̃ ̺̩̩̯͋B̧̘̹̲̳̰̋̓ͮ̊̓͆ḛ̹̩̬͔̥̣͛̌̈́ͨ̚̚h͑ͥ̃ͯ̆ͤ҉̯͇̟̠̙ͅi̩̩ͣ̔
̾ͯn̡̮̦ͩͪ̈d̵̂̒̋ͤ ̅҉͎͖̩͙͍̳T̮͈̦̺̆ͥ̒h̯̍̈̎́e̞ͨ̍ͮ ̧ͬͧ̎͑̅W̷̬͙͉̠̭̭̅̓̍̾̿ͅa̺͇͔̪͖̼̙̎ͯͮͤ̓̈l̡̊̅̑ͨͭ̎̅l͍̙͓̃ͧͤ̄̑
͝.̧̮̩̫͚̅
͖̝̻̼̬̭͍͗̌̋̓Z̩̞͈͙̱͙̜̐̎ͣ̈̿̚A̞̅͛́L̩̭̗̗̲̪͇̑ͪ͠G̬̺̜ͩͤ̀ͦͭ̚O̖
̤̜͚̗̥ͭ͐͛̃ͦ̊!̴̭̠̻ͨ

>>24542245

I imagine she's like the pony version of Luna Lovegood

Well, since we're talking about Doctor Whooves and the sadness of lull between seasons, pic and vid related.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSgUv6uvYwg

>captcha: sat milich
> got this beforre

out of ideas, captcha?

>>24542194
I've got a problem.

I live in total fantasy. I never leave my apartment except for essentials. I stay here and torrent ponies. While I'm waiting for new episodes to torrent, my life is dead. I have nothing to do and nothing to live for. At all.

I just finished watching Friendship is Magic, and now I'm genuinely concerend that I have blurred fantasy and reality. All day today, even at work, I daydreamed about Luna I wanted to be there for her. What happened to her was the most unfair thing. She needed someone, not someone like Celestia who fucks everything up and leaves. She is a tragedy...

I can't stop thinking about her. When I think about being there for her, holding her, telling her that it's not her fault, telling her that everything will be okay, not holding her for any gains for myself... I feel so strange. My chest burns. I know I must be sick but... could these feelings to want to comfort and bring her happiness be love? Am I in love with a fictional character?

/co/, please help.

>>24542245
You never go full oatmeal, man, NEVER go full oatmeal.

>>24541977
I might have to start doing something with my daily life. It has taught me that my life sucks.

>>24542245
I'd say it comes and goes, but whatever fells right when your writing.

>>24542488
Hey, I remember that old copypasta!
If I'm not mistaken, first one was with Final Fantasy IX and it's characters. Nothing special to see here.

>>24542488
Isn't the date on the post from before the archive?

>>24542542
If serious, I think you may need to see a psychologist.

If your insurance covers that shit, or if you even have insurance.

>>24542194
You have to stay here, bro
You can admit that you didn't even know these lovely caracters until a nice group have created them.
So if something is hard, Ponies are here to help you to keep strong, and not to kill yourself!

>>24542542
This was Evangelion, right? Damn I haven't seen that one for a bit.

>>24542609
VIII, not IX, but close enough.

>>24542630
http://arch.413chan.net/co23132719.html#23134269

Well folks, I've got to run, funeral visitation to attend, then my father's birthday dinner. Have fun with the friendship!

>>24539961

>My Little Pony ending without Secret Butt Fun.

It just wouldn't be the same.

>>24541977
I'll probably just get back to my various programming projects that have fallen by the wayside.

The whole pony thing has just been an excuse to get the old tablet out and do some drawing again. When the /co/ threads peter out I guess the motivation will go too (deviantart and the other pony sites just seem... bad).

What's Balamb Garden?

>>24542542
I'm so lonely anon. Please save me.
Save me from loneliness.

>>24542665
The earliest I saw was with IX. Oh well, you're probably right.

>>24542665
>This was Evangelion, right? Damn I haven't seen that one for a bit.

Nah, it's from Elfen Lied.

>>24539961
>dan vs and MLP renewed

FUCK YES.

>>24542542
the most tragic thing about Luna in my opinion is that she turned to hatred because her people ignored her and she has been in a grand total of 1 episode, and only appeared for ~20 seconds
If there is one thing I do not like about FiM its the lack of Luna, like there isnt even just her flying across the sky for a few frames at night.

>>24542502
Ṡ͍̹̗͍͈̝̾̅̃ͧ̿̀̀h̵̼ͬe̝̟͎̟̬̙͎͐̌̒ͤ ͉̹͈͖͌̌ḩ͇͇̫a̵̞̩̳͙̩̟ͬ͂ͤs̝̭̗ͦ͆͗͑͆n͔͖̝ͥͭ͑'̭͍̙̬̣̭͒ͥ̄̊͟t̴͉
̙̯͒͆̂̓̀̑ ̙͇̲̩ͭ̀̈́ͧ̋c͉̯ͧ͢o̷m̱͂ͤ̄e͎̱̻͍̲͖ͣͣ͆͂̐̚ ̪̲͌̈ͯ͒͊ͬ̂t̻̠̞̺̼̘̯͂͝ó̲̦̮͔̟̤̲̏ͨͩ͊̎ ͖̳̭̒̓̌̀c̭͔̲̲̙̫͙̍̆r̡̦͚͂̾̽̾̄̉u̧̺̞͚̠̘͂̏̈́s̻͙̫̼̥̥̼ḫ̛͍͚̲̿
̆̀ ̪̟͉̦̩͒̏̍̋y̛̥̞̻͍͕͋͗̑̃o͉͕̗̞̼ͣ͆͌ͮ̅ͩ̚u̸̽͐͊ͣ͂́rͧ̋̂ͦ͒҉͔ ̝͈̼̦ͦ͠b̜̻͓̪o̥ͫ͗̉ͫ̅̉̚ǹ̳̗͕̊̈̋͡e͖̮͊ͩͦ͒ͬͮͩs̰̘͊ͥ̊ͥ͂,̸̗̠̞
͇ͯ̍̆ͫͨ̽̍ ͖̜̫͎̏͊̏̾ͅń̢͖͔ͯo̙̊ͫ̓ͮ̇̿̌r̲͚̘͎̟̫̀ͅ ̴ͩ̅t̤̹͓̫̦͈ͩ̀͑͋e̴̼̪͚̖̘ͥͥͪͮͥaͦ͒͢ṟ̰͕̬̑͂ͅ ̲͜y̼̯̫̱̿̔o̩͖̹̠͔͊͑u҉̫͉ř͇̥̤̚ ̝̥̭̺̜̉͛͌ͧf̠ͤ̐͝l̹̇̑̄͌ḛ̰͇͙̮̹̪ͪs̶̫̦͕͔̜͚͌̎̾̽̀̓h̔̓͐͑̆͞.ͯ̑
̏͛
̳̖͈̼͕̮̽͊͠
̯̦̻̄́ͦ͒̉S̜̘͈̩̒́͒̆h̷̖̠̝̫͒̑͒̓ͪ̃e̴͙͍̺̪̾͂ ͚̼̟̖̩͎̟ͥ̔̎ͨͤ̍̚h̫̭̾ͣͮ̅͜a̦̝͖͎̽̓ş̥̉ ́c͖͢o̒ͬ͛̍͝m̬̦̗̗̖͖̺͋̋̎ĕ̻͔̻̥̘̝̦̈́ͩ͌̚ ̺̰̓̒͐̎̇͑̒t͖̙̻͕̟̤̬͆oͮ̍̍̿ͫ̚ ͢s̬̞̽̇̂ͧ̽ͨ̊t͙̄̀e̪̗̟̞̞̝a̽l̟̜̑̇̇ ̙͂ͨ̕ỹ̢̭̪̎̃̍́̄o̦̖̙͚͓̙͈u͚͇͌̑͋̀r̨̲ ̩̣̟̣̹̌̔͡s̱͔̝̭͇̯̞̄̄͢a̪̻ͤ̈́͌ͨ͜n̖̣̫̉̏̓̚͠i̱̓̅̄͗́ͨt͎͇̭̘̝̙͍
̀̆ͤͮy̹̲̭̼̬͍̙ͨ̏̓ ͓͔̗͓͐w̺̤̎̓̆́͊͐͠ị̩͖͕̰̪̲̀͂ͦt̙̩͓ḩ͕͐͆͊͌ ̰̘̘̩͎͕ͭ̂̎͂̏̽j̥̭̖̩̘ͦ͢u͓͚̜̓̈͂̽͜s͈̥͆̌̾̕t͍̠͙͒̿̇̔̃ ͔͕̝ͅo̵ͧ̽ṇ̲̞ͦe̲͖͍̲̽ͮ̈́͗͐̋̃ ͚͕̜̰ͦ̋̂͞g̝̻̹̑̆͂̔̃̓l̢̜̜ͪ̽̈̌a͈͖̥̯̘̙̳ͮ̔ͭ̽̍ͯ̿n̦͈̠ͫ̈ͨ͆̃c͐͑
ͫ͛͗͐̈́e̝̺̞͖̲͉̕

>>24542542

do you know what she does every night? she comes to you and visits you in your dreams. every night you and she go for a walk. see a show. have a nice dinner. anything. every night she falls in love with you.

and every morning, just as she's about to tell you how she feels, you wake up. and she makes you forget, so that you're not burdened with knowing her feelings. and every morning, she has her heart broken once more.

>>24542194
You silly filly. I already told you what to do.
Are you scared? Is that it? It'll only hurt for a second!
We love you, anon! Please come play with us! Forever and ever!

>>24542690

Just a location from an old video game.

Less than a year ago, I thought the premise of the show was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. "Be a dyke pony, eat candyvag" was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I watched the first episode. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was caught up with Friendship is Magic. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the show and the ponies. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the show's cast, or that I had a pony of my own. I suddenly had a craving for candyvags, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been licking these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two days ago, I watched Sonic Rainboom. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Rainbow Dash. All I want from life is to be able to hold Rainbow and be able to cheer her up, make her happy, so I can see her smile more. I fantasize about becoming a magical cartoon mare, so I can go out with her, make sweet, sweet, love to her, and marry her and have a happy life with my dear Rainbow Dash. The show's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no pegasus wings, not hot." All I can fap to is Rainbow Dash screenshots. I see Gilda's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Rainbow cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for daffodil salads. I don't care about any other cartoons, comics, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Rainbow Dash doll that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about her or post her picture, and pissed off when I hear the words "Rainbow Dash is a bitch".

Come to me, Rainbow! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're not a bitch, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!

What's with all this old copypasta?

>>24542845
>email field

>>24542845
That's totally creepy, dude. Stay the fuck away from me.

>>24542890

cancer

The problem witrh the internet is you can never tell when someone is joking

>>24542845
mailto: yes its a copypasta

>>24542845
I already called her as waifu dude, you can't have her.

>>24542924
>>24542925
y so serious

Dear /co/:

I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice. Anyways, I began to watch My Little Pony about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to porn of it. I continued to do so until the latest episode. Then I watched the series again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Twilight every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one pony: Twilight Sparkle. I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Twilight. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Ponies everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Twilight dolls. Twilight is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave. I'm in love with Twilight. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Twilight Sparkle. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place. So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Twilight break free from behind her glass prison. Please help! She's my perfect little pony, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.

Reminding everyone how depressed we are is not exactly gonna turn this thread into mardi gras.

Administering 20CC's of cute.

>>24542925
I just never take anything seriously.

Except for Bravesparks futa fetish, that kinda creeped me out a bit.

Shit yes, Ive just been pouring out these goddamn rhymes. Fuck yeah, I love you guys, you make me create.

Who wants to hear a few of the lyrics I got so far? I cant record this weekend, but look out next week. Is the guy whos story it is based around anywhere?

anyone else want celestia to fly off the chain at some point?
like, doing battle with some big baddie and she goes bonkers during the fight; "GET OUT OF MY KINGDOM" and all that. basically i want to see celestia furious about something

>>24543039
Hate to tell you this:
We are already married...
We have an open relationship tho...

>>24542542
you'll get over it in a week or so

>>24543111
>twilight sparkle doujins
oh I *wish*

>>24543129
"We'll be best friends forever!" said Rainbow Dash. "Even if we get separated, even if we meet other ponies or griffins or whatever! You'll always be my very best friend!"

"Promise?" Gilda asked.

"Promise!"

And she believed her.

>>24543138
Damn you...this gave me a boner...

>>24543138
HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
THEY'RE BOTH FEMALE

>>24543233
Aaaaaaand Ive just got an idea for Gilda's song. Cheers bro

>>24543233
Damn you!
That made me flaccid again...

>>24542383
>>24542194
wait...what the hell?
Why does this seem like

>>24543255
>implying girls can't orgasm too


also
>image limit

>>24543233
Oh_God_What_Have_I_Done?.wav

>>24543289
wait a second, i saw you talk about writing lyrics earlier
is that just your thing?

>>24543255
it's a trap!

I've had a theory I've wanted to share for the past few days now. Spending some time on Youtube and Wikipedia, I realized the new My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic cartoon is a rip-off of or homage to Mass Effect.

-The protagonist reads a myth about so thousand-year-old menace set to return soon and believes this is a real threat of the highest priority. However, it seems no one will believe her, so she will have to defeat it herself. (But not entirely by herself, see below.)

-Some of the ponies, including the lead, have biotics. (I think it's just the unicorn ponies, so only some of the ponies are born with the power.)

-The vast majority of the ponies (honestly, all of the ones really worth mentioning) are female. I think the pony race depicted is essentially on the cusp of evolving into the pony equivalent of the asari.

-There are one or two instances of the Pony Reaper ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL. There is also arguably an attempt at Pony Indoctrination, but the period of time is too short for it to actually work, so it's not really clear.

-The protagonist must assemble of squad of friend ponies and employ social links to gain their loyalty and unlock their special powers, which prove key to defeating the Pony Reaper (not to mention keeping them alive in the process).

Addendum idea I didn't post in that thread: the ancient pony threat--the one I called the Pony Reaper--threatens to remove the sun forever and gets to work on the job, which is what was happening to that Geth world Haestrom's sun.

New thread?

>>24543233
and then Gilda became a lame-o

Seriously, they could still be friends if she just apologized

>>24543322
Kinda, theres this fanfic about Lyra and her mother, inda sweet, but at the end of the fic theres a hypothetical song called 'Home'. Ive decided to write that song. I was having trouble with lyrics but not anymore.

In any case, Ive also now got an idea for a song about Gilda and Dash.

>>24543373
no.

>>24543373

OP here and I don't really want 2 Gens in a right now. Someone else do it please.

>>24543405

*2 Gens in a row

>>24543356
I'm not even going to begin the long line of rip-offs...

You know, for all of you comptimplating suicide (I love that copypasta) you might wanna wait till the season is over. After all, you wouldn't want to try to make friends with one pony if the next one episode could make you wanna be with a different pony.

Unless you expect to alter season 2, then you are already late and should do it ASAP

>>24543356
copypasta. copypasta EVERYWHERE.

Has someone made a new gen?

imma make wun

>>24543534
>>24543534

Yes, and the newfoal didn't mention it....

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GO-ONGER

>>24543394
You say no but >>24543389 says yes...

>>24542925
I'm always dead fucking serious on the internet.

Why the hell would I kid around about anything here?

>>24542194
dude that is the most freaked up thing ive ever read,to bad i can lucid dream while awake,but wait for death to come for you,or you can do bad things. Ever watch 1000 ways to die? just do what the do