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!!aEt/eFG7JWB 03/24/11(Thu)01:16 No.24529347
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Dear Princess Celestia,
Last night I learned some very valuable things about friendship. I learned that alcohol is the most amazing of beverages and has many wonderful abilities. With proper quantities consumed, the once simple task of walking down the street becomes as exciting as a climb up a steep mountain while at the same time every street becomes a dance floor.
I've learned that once you've drank enough, every piece of music is written just for you to sing along with and that your voice becomes infinitely more beautiful with each shot. When your good and intoxicated, there are no strangers, there's only best friends that you don't the names of and likely still wont in the morning.
But sometimes a pony doesn't know their own limitations and it takes a good friend to tell them when they've had enough. However, it takes an even better friend to not impede on that first friend's fun and to help her get across the street and to hold her mane back when she pukes.
Also, I've learned that some ponies can be so panicky and will flip out over the littlest things like if a pony stops breathing for a couple of silly minutes. Honestly, a little CPR and that pony will be good to go to the next bar or club.
Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle
P.S. Attached is the bill for a stomach pump. As this was all part of a learning experience, I'd say this falls under "educational expenses".
In addition I have learned a lesson about medical insurance, it is legalized robbery and should be nationalized at your soonest convenience. |
