No.

stop shitting up /k/ btw

Just did this for a friend

I'm taking philosophy, and one of the things we're learning about is how there is the physical and the ideal, like there are many horses, and all of them are horses, and existing in the nether or what have you is the ideal horse, the perfect horse. And horses as we know them are just shdaows of this one idea/ideal horse, which related to the allegory of the cave which is pretty well known. The point is, My little pony as we know it is similar to that, all the cute minus the smell and the not cute of actual ponys. They are the ideal, and with the variety of pony provided, from Fluttershy to Rarity to Derpy, it's almost impossible not to find one to fall in love with.

Will people please, for the love of Celestia, USE THE KEYWORDS!

>>24455039
Pony is keyword, silly filly.

>>24455008

>I'm taking philosophy

I'm disregarding everything you say from this point on.

>>24454967
point us to the thread and we'll shit all over them. we don't take kindly to our kind invading others

>>24455039
>keywords
wgat

>>24454967
Those are mostly the kind folks over at /b/. We don't intermingle alot, go talk about it on their threads.

>>24455039
Pony is a keyword.

>>24455008
MLP certainly does have more 'ideal' horses than any real horse, but they are much less ideal in the sense that they are obviously not real. We can compare the MLP cast to our ideal horse and see stark differences. You seem to be mistaking 'ideal' as in the best aspects and none of the worst for 'ideal' as in what you are talking about.

>>24455039
isn't 'pony' one of the keywords?

>captcha: Humans gentspen
no captcha, this is a *pony* thread..

BRONIES AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON DERPY-CHAN. DERPY CHAN BE DERP'ING IN A GRAVEYARD, LIKE A BOSS.

>>24455054
>>24455059
>>24455065
pardon my dumbnicity. Thought it was MLP or general. :-/

I fucking lost it when Gary Oak appeared

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqsHbKgtwM

hey the archive is working again

whoo hoo

>>24455008
My friend, I've known many philosophy majors in my time at University. Don't take anything they say in there too seriously, most of it deals in the hypothetical and has no merit in the real world, or even storytelling for that matter. Oh and for the love of god don't major in it. The only thing a degree in philosophy is good for is teaching philosophy, ironically enough.

The first person to visit her was Applejack. Dash supposed it was to be expected, AJ was an early-riser and would have called dibs first to visit her in the hospital.

“Hey Dash! Man, it is just good to see ya! I’ll tell you folks round here were real concerned after you got yourself hurt like that.” She said in a slightly playful tone, it was to hide how worried she had been...and the relief she had to hold back to not tackle her bed-ridden friend.

“Hey, Applejack...” she managed to mutter. Under any other circumstances she would have loved an argument with the earth pony. Their jabs were a fun pastime, and she had fun with them. But she just didn’t feel like it right now. Every boast she even thought of sounded empty and hollow even in her own head.

“What in tarnation? You seem all down in the dumps today. Sad cuz your bed ridden?” She inquired, she noted the way Dash flinched at the words. Was she really THAT upset? “Don’t worry, you’ll be up and flying about in no time!”

“No, I won’t...” Rainbow Dash said, utter defeat in her voice.

“Wha? Why not? I don’t think one scary experience could turn you off to flying.” Applejack said in worry.

Rather then go into more detail, Dash shifted so the covers fell back to show what had happened. Applejack gasped in horror before she could stop herself. Dash’s back-left flank was half-gone. Flesh and skin had been ripped off, and the bandages could only hide so much. The shape hidden by the wrappings was too thin to be the whole leg. The limb would never fully recover. On top of that, RD’s front-right hoof was wrapped in bandages and looked like it had been flayed with the claws of an Ursa Minor. Such a wound would take months to fully heal.

My girlfriend left me yesterday.

This image makes me happy despite that.

All glory to the pony!

Also,
Consider the following set:
{Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Spike, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Big Mac, Derpy, Luna, Celestia, Zecora, Trixie, Snips, Snails, Gilda, Dr. Whooves}

This set contains what is arguably the first and second tier characters.

Among these characters, there are exactly (20*19)/2 = 190 possible ships.

I've got 48 of them. That leaves 142 left

Spreadsheet: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=S8WQC4ZD

>>24455073
I was just thinking about it and I though "Hey, thats kinda similar. Neat."

Worse of all, though, were her wings. Oh, Dash’s beautiful wings, their was barely anything left to them. The left wing had been mangled and torn horribly, and now was bound tight in a cast in the vain hope that it would work again. It would not have mattered even if it did. The left wing was almost gone. A stump protruding about a third the length the wing should be out was all that was left.

The crushing truth hit Applejack like a charging hydra. Rainbow Dash was crippled. She would never fly again, she would never run again. She would be lucky to ever WALK again. The most energetic pony in the world was suddenly so utterly broken. It was too painful.

“That...I...Dash, it’s...” She had no words. What do you even say about something like this?

“My flying coach offered to help with my physical therapy, you know...” Rainbow Dash began. Applejack didn’t like where this was going, but could say nothing to stop it. “He told me right away that nothing could ever fix these wings. No healing magic was strong enough. I was told to give up on any kind of athletic life...that I would never...” She was starting to tear up. Applejack almost joined her.

“Magic can’t even help me, it’s over...I can’t even feel my right hoof.” Dash indicated the bandaged one that had been shredded. “It would take some kind of legendary magic, or a miracle to fix it.” She finished.

“They exist!” Applejack said with sudden conviction. Images in her head of the incredible power of Celestia and Luna. The sharp mind and skills of Twilight. The strange remedies of Zecora. There had to be something, anything! And she would find it. Because a Rainbow Dash so broken was more unnatural then the sun not rising as far as she cared.

“Great magic AND miracles...DO exist!”

>>24455058
Here you go.
>>>/k/8533578

I wonder when the pony thing will finally calm down. Maybe in a month or two, the mods and people won't be so butthurt. Still remember that /v/ thread that was completely derailed by a tiny shrugging Pinkie Pie in the corner.

>>24455111
Jegus, it is trying to eat my soul or some shit.

Also, sorry to hear that.

>>24455008
I was thinking about something like this the other day.

1) I fucking love unicorns.

2) Horses are generally creepy scary monster things.

3) Twilight Sparkle and Rarity are all of the awesome of unicorns with the terrifying horseness stripped away.

>>24455114

waiting for more pics of Humanized Schoolgirl Dash and Gilda.

y'know, the one where Gilda's an abusive controller and Dash is desperate for her approval.

>>24455120
That thread Made me sad to know some of you people

>>24454983

that is wonderful work with watercolours!

>>24455092
I think pony, MLP, Hub, and any main character names count as keywords.

>>24455111

Her wings are hands, can't unsee.

Too hawt for /co/

>>24455115
Think harder. ):<

loljk

>>24455191
>Master Shake, can't unsee

Oh fuck you!

>>24455120

Whoever made that thread is an asshole. It's been almost a fucking month now, and I don't even care about the incident anymore.

>>24455197
y u do this?

>>24455197
Why do you have to make it such a chore for me to understand your posts? that and why do you post so many images unrelated to your post? that and aren't you that guy from paheal? that is all

s'up /k/

>>24455176
What?

The /k/ thread is just someone mad they got banned.

The /v/ thing annoys me though, because it's been on other boards too. Some guys made a new RPG system and wanted to run MLP for the lulz (I assume one of them was a bronie, but the guy in /tg/ didn't know) and the thread was just 40K bombed shortly afterwards. I did explain the FiMverse to him, so that was cool.

Random fanfic idea:

Rohypony: A Rainbow Dash's Date With Pinkie Pie

Hey bronies.
How about some friendship and tolerance?

>>24455197
I can't believe that guy never did human spike.

He did all the way down to Gilda and Zecora but not Spike. What the fuck....

>>24455056

>from this point on

You should disregard everything Anonymous says a long time ago

>>24455248

NO APPLEBLOOM, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>24455246
>>24455244
>Why do you have to make it such a chore for me to understand your posts?
I'm drunk... meant to spoiler that image

>that and why do you post so many images unrelated to your post?
I like posting pics.

>that and aren't you that guy from paheal? that is all
Yep

>>24455283
>i'm drunk

>>24455119
>>24455119
>“Great magic AND miracles...DO exist!”
honk

>>24455261

I'M ALL FOR IT. I got a fun game! Everyone post their favorite art/screencap of their favorite pony!

>>24455248
>"Haha, someone posted poOOOAAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHHHHHH!"
Holy fuck, who did this? This is awesome!

>>24455339

>>24455326
Not that drunk good sir. My apologies if my posts are hard to follow. I just enjoy posting random things. I'm here for the art and collecting ship images

Nominees are out for the Writepony Awards! Twenty-five fics have been nominated across ten categories by readers from various pony sites. Vote for the ones you think deserve the awards!

Voting Ballot: http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/WZF2B8B

A full list of nominees can be found inside the voting ballot through the nomination link.

>>24455339
Fluttershy, of course.

You know what I'd really like to see? A fanfic wherein the main six ponies get stuck in each others dreams, and jump from one dream world to another, each one based on a different pony's dream. They have to figure out how to get through each world and eventually wake themselves up once they've gone through all six.

Basically, what I want is that episode of Super Sentai, Shinkenger Returns, but with ponies instead of Power Rangers.

HEY GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FAVORITE ANON TO POST NEW EPISODE IDEAS.

"Derp to the Future"

Twilight is testing out some new spells, when she runs across a forbidden spell she accidentally casts. It sends her into the future, into the ruins of Ponyville. Without her there, all her friends broke up and the town fell into Ruin. Celestia, despite her mighty magical aptitude, was unable to locate her pupil, and thus fell into a depression for failing her student, making the sun fall into perpetual Twilight, in remembrance of Twilight herself.

Twilight goes around, trying to find her friends, and in the end she finds out none of them are here anymore, not even Spike. She breaks down and cries, until she hears a british pony behind her. It's Dr. Whooves! And his assistant Derpy Hooves. They inform her of what happened and they bring her back to her own time. Thus she learns that she's integral in her friends being together and they live happily ever after....

Until the doctor is needed again. But by then, his magical flying phone booth disappears.....

>>24455334
>>24455334
Oh Gamzee, you card.

>>24455341
0r0chi.

A colossal furry who also happens to be a great artist.

He's also an interesting guy. I used to talk to him on all the time when he had a stream a year or two ago.

>>24455339
I love this picture so much.

oooooo ~<3

>>24455339
>>24455339
It is Princess Luna of course!

but why

>>24455339
Not my favorite image but favorite of rarity's
>>24455365
Hello judge how are you?
>>24455387
I colored that but its not very good

Thread needs 20% more zazz.

Just saiyan.

>>24454954

Oh horse apples!

>>24455394
'Good with animals, good with aliens.'

>>24455339
Ok but can I tell you a secret first?

I have a crush on Rarity

So are there any 1920x1080 Luna wallpapers? Everything I've seen has been way too small.

>>24455339
Rarity has been my favorite pony since I saw Suited for Success. Sonic Rainboom confirmed.

>>24455451

>>24455451
You call that a crush? THIS is a crush

>>24455431

>>24455437
If Fluttershy isn't good with something she gives that motherfucker a piledriver.

>>24455339
don't got many screencaps

This image is too sexy for /co/

>>24455390
Yes, yes, without question yes.

>>24455477
No, thats a restraining order. and a psyche exam.

>>24455486
>>24455431
Thank You for two seizure reaction pics

>>24455477
~~<3

Awwwwwwwww :3

>>24455495
Of course.
Good thing she's good with everything.

>>24455477
Your Rainbow Dash mouse mat betrays you.

>>24455528
Ya goddamn right.

>>24455549
I got it made during ep 2. I was young and reckless.

Wow, didn't expect people to actually start posting their favorites. This calls for my favorite Applejack art!

>>24455549
I can't see it ;_;

Do you have a fancy screen or something?

>>24455512
Preferably David Tennant pony

>>24455394

Lol, I captioned that pic. Glad you like it.

>>24455575
I don't think his screen is fancy. I think your screen is just horrible.

>>24455575
Lower right corner.

>>24455591
His cutie mark is on his pants? BRILLIANT.

>>24455602It's from 2005 your newfangled opinion is alright with me

>>24455414
Quite fine, thanks for asking!

>>24455606

Hey NotOp, I noticed your response to DG saying he'd work on that Pokey request I made of him

Does that mean that the Pokey request I made of you is a go too? I couldnt remember if it was you that I asked...

>>24455109
>>24455119

Is it wrong that I read this and my first thought was I want someone to draw Cripple-Dash?

For me, it's a tie between RD and Twilight... I think l like RD more if I had to choose

Captcha: crosid fistulae

Fistula... the worst fucking word in the English language... makes me shiver.

>>24455575
I saw it easily. My screen is made of many layers of magic and technology, though, while your screen may be made of wax paper.

>>24455008
Aristotle would like to have a word with you.

This is my favorite Applejack pic

HAHA, I HAVE FINALLY MADE MY MARK ON SCOOTALOO. THE TANMAN STRIKES AGAIN!

>>24455643
'I better not catch you messin' about in the Apple family sentry farm again, ya hear?'

>>24455643

>>24455606
I see nothing but blackness

>>24455643
Spy, your looks of horror mixed with intrigue is not alone.

May Applegineer piss off kids in TF2 to no end.

>>24455637
Hey man maybe he is super poor and had to make his screen pixel by pixel with LEDs

>>24455634
never saw this pic

>>24455628
Yeah, I'm working on it, just kinda slowly. School exams, etc etc, but some time this week it should be done. Maybe Thursday.

>>24455656

That's brilliant

>>24455656

d'aaaaaw.

>>24455341

Your friendly neighborhood furfag http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5432471/

>>24455591
Earth Pony Doctor is Tenant, Pegasus Doctor is Smith since he's markedly younger.

>>24455668
it is right next to the plate. are you blind?

>>24455681

Dont worry about the time bro. You worry about your studies first eh?

I was mostly asking to remind myself if it Was you... I lose track of who I ask to do what

I guess she can explode twice...

>>24455678
Super poor had to buy an emachine*

Why Little Pony

>>24455680
:3

>>24455008

I'm a philosophy major, specialise in Classical Philosophy, and I hate you.

>>24455665
I could just hear her saying "hole on there sugarcube!!"
>>24455623
Thats good with all the hostility you're usually met with I thought it would be a nice change

>>24455724
I lol'd

>>24455704
Everything but the screen is all black :/

>>24455716

I almost spat out my water at the monitor, you fucking asshole!

...But if I don't sleep, I will be unable to function tomorrow. Or today, whatever.

>>24455726

The ponies will never be girls, they will never be real, and they will never like you.

>>24455505
Just FYI, that's a shoop of two separate frames. Not to mention removing the curve of Twilight's shoulder.

Since I'm not good at shooping, have a hi-res partial version.

A pony thread?

But /co/, I have a paper due tomorrow and it's already 2:40 am!

>>24455339
>>24455451
As much as I love Rarity, my favorite is still Rainbow Dash

>>24455736
Your monitor is broken or you need to get your eyes tested. That sucks for you bro.

>>24455736
Tilt your monitor, or turn up the brightness or something.

>>24455713
Gotta worry about time or nothing gets done. I am a chronic procrastinator.

On that note, I've put off sleep long enough. 'Night, bronies.

>>24455755

Man I remember when someone first noticed that frame soon after episode 3 aired

The fun we had with that image

>>24455749
Dude, I know that. Seriously... if I were susceptible to waifu syndrome I'd be dead in my bedroom covered in semen... I help run Paheal afterall

>>24455728
I'm sorry. Why?

>>24455774

Bah! Casual, I have 4 papers due tomorrow and it's almost 4 am.

Oh fuck, I should start working on those...

>>24455477

>>24455794
>Titanium dies, half the internet dies with him after Paheal goes down for good.

WHERE WOULD WE PUT OUR PORN, MAN?!

>>24455802
God damn casuals.

>>24455797
typical philosophy question

Paheal doesn't "run"
It crawls...

>>24455785
It doesn't matter which way my monitor is tilted; it doesn't change or anything. I don't like those screens that change with the angle of viewing. Turning it up will probably do it

>>24455817

That is the most disturbing image ever posted in a pony thread

I'm not even fucking joking...you.. you sick fuck

>>24455634

It never ceases to amaze me how much I like these human ponies and how good people are at drawing them, when humanizing most anything in cartoons/games/movies/etc. usually does nothing short of infuriating me.

Fuckin' friendship, man.

go bronies, make your favorite ponycap into a squishy face pony!

>>24455755
didnt realize, but still awesome

>>24455822
I hear in olden times men would hide precious pornographies under their mattresses.

>>24455822
It'd keep going. I am just an admin. :3

>>24455839
Seriously? Dude come on... crawls? That's a bit generous... more like oozes.

>>24455835
Your response makes me want to laugh and rage at the same time. I'm not trying to be clever, I'm just confused. So have some Derpy.

>>24455746
I think I'll join you on the sleep boat, NIGHT Y'ALL

>>24455339

And Pinkie keeps her promises.

>>24455847
I know, right? I don't mind personifications, but MLP:FiM has some really awesome ones.

>>24455842
pic

I SEE IT! cutie mark mouse pad? Is that a lump of cake or a muffin?

>>24455822

>implying our collective willpower wouldn't keep it alive long enough to copy everything there and find a new site

kinda like Atlantis: The Lost Empire, but with porn.

>>24455887
Been done

>>24455864
Those poor bastards, did they not know that the laptop can overheat if you cut off the airflow?

>>24455866
It's the perfect website to go nostalgic, like you have dial up...

Also: this thread needs MOAR rainbow dash

>>24455900

It is said their porn was chiseled onto crude paper tablets which required no electricity

>>24455774
>Jay Naylor
GODFUCKING NO

>>24455901
I do have dial up and am very offended

>>24455901
Moar you say?

Fuck it. I got some cereal, so the pony party continues.

>>24455901
Rainbow Dash?

>>24455917
>no electricity

How the fuck did they get away with that?

>>24455885

Aw fuck, I wanted to post the one with Derpy. Oh well. But yeah, these human ponies are extremely well-done. For the most part, anyway. There's one or two that I would prefer to not have seen at all, but we don't go into that.......

>>24455919
I know dude, the furries are taking over :(

>>24455927

What.... kind of cereal?

Be aware your answer may yet determine the survival of not just yourself, but us all

>>24455919
.
.
.
i'm off to bed as soon as my radio stops playing my favorite songs

>>24455774

Why am I not surprised?

Jay Naylor is skum.

>>24455942
No, Naylor will invade anything if he thinks it will get him money.

He is the Ebaum of the asshole artist category.

posting poni in a poni thread, come at me

>>24455954
Cinnamon Life.

>>24455901

>.try dringking game with asll eps
>I thgink I mighty be drunk

Just for that

>>24455978

Very well.. you may proceed

>>24455974
Well, yes, that too, but we're also taking over. You're not supposed to know that though.

>>24455936
Cool, I dont think I have that one yet

>>24455774
This is perhaps the only image he's ever drawn that I like

>>24455901

If you groped Celestia's ass, how would she respond?

>>24455992
>we're

>>24456001
Probably by kicking, then calling the Zebra guards.

>>24456001
This would be your body.

>>24455901

well, let's see what my captcha thinks...

oh my.

>>24456012

to clean up the debris?

>>24456001
You would be dead before you got near the castle.

The sun would focus on you like a kid with a magnifying glass. Your body would go *FWUMPH!* and your suspended eyes would blink twice before falling to the ground.

>>24456001

turn around, grin evilly, grab your package, shove you up against a wall. she'd say, "so what kinda calibre weapon you packing, huh?", with a throaty purr in her voice.

basically, Celestia = Panty with more trolling of her sister.

>>24456001
well, with all her guards and her being a goddess she probably knew you were trying to sneak up behind her and thus she would not react, she would just allow you to continue
maybe she'd push back a little

>>24456008
Ahahaha. Yeah, that'll happen. /co/ is already 37% furry. /b/ is closer to 90%. Soon the takeover will be complete.

SOOOOON.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.

>>24456031

>>24455917
Yes, porn was in these things called "Magazines."
They were like the Internet, but made out of trees.

Why is everything so expensive?

>>24456031
Like this?

>>24456039

no

>>24455851

>>24455927
That version sure is small.

Here, have a 1920x1080

>>24456052

eyup.

>>24456050
>Imma an hero

>>24456064
>My face when I don't have a widescreen monitor
I really should invest in one.

>>24455643
>>24455665
>>24455716
>>24455732

Huh, hadn't noticed these. I must now do the ONLY thing that makes sense: post this again.

>>24456031
pic related

Captcha: x_in_element_of_H derpro

>>24456055
Christ, it's no fun to mess with you people, I swear.

Still a furry though. In the 'think anthro is hot sometimes' way. No suit, no cons, just porn and only the best of that.

ANYWAY. Ponies.

>>24456031
also related

>>24456064
Replaced, thanks!

>>24456064
I don't know how to feel about seeing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN9qveMI4G8

>>24456031
and this...

>>24455817
Hell, I'd settle for a condescending glance, she's just that magnificent.

>>24455602
Wow I didn't know you were such a dick

>>24456086
What's your resolution?
1280x1024?

>>24456101
Are those faces from P&S as well? If not, that Celestia face is probably one of the greatest faces Ive ever seen. It's just... perfect.

>>24456123
When you say resolution you mean size?

>>24456123
Yeah. The resolution of the PAST!

So, is this thing real or is it only a part of a series of humorous shoops?

>>24456152
Wanna talk about resolutions?
I'm stuck with 640x480 until I get new, non-fried graphic card.

>>24456130
Dont think so... just awesome face

>>24456064

>1920x1080

Ugh, I'm the only motherfucker in the world with a 1440x900 screen. I can't wait until I start getting paid already.

>>24456168
Pretty sure it's just shoops. I've seen the clean version of that image a few times in Pony threads.

What spurred this crossover?

>>24456168
They're shoops.

>>24456170
Life has suddenly become worth living.

>>24456176
>>24456152
Just give me a minute, friends.

>>24456031

...I think...I need a towel.

/r/ing the "This isnt my turntable" pic with Vinyl Scratch and Rainbow Dash, if anyone has.

>>24456221

>>24456060

so earlier, when dinner was being made, the sliding glass door got all fogged up since it's raining and cold here, so I drew pinkie pie on it, then jack my mom's phone, then uploaded it to her face book. this is the result.

>>24456221
Someone needs to tell Fluttershy that covering your head and sticking your ass in the air is not a good defense against rapists.

>>24456199
Look through my eyes.
LOOK.

>>24456227

>>24456232
Oh man. I saw that way before I ever watched the show. Had totally forgotten about it.

>>24456243
I'm fucking dying right now!

>>24456191
TRIXIE IS NOT JUST A CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS.

>>24456227
with text

>>24456269

ah, well, actually... yes she is.

>>24456243
Looks like you need.

*Sunglasses*

To have your views expanded online.

>>24456191
>Fluttershy as Boromir

I mean all of the others line up perfectly... I guess you had to stick Fluttershy in there somewhere, and there was only one spot left...

>>24456191
After the first one, everyone started making pony / LotR puns, and it spiraled out of control from there. I helped make the second one, along with a bunch of other people. I think it was Candybag who made the original, and he was there for the next 2.

There's a 4th one now.

>>24456191
>Fly, you foals!
That was a great thread.

>>24456262
So don't you dare say that you use res of past.

>>24456243

Sweet Jesus.

>>24456031
I would have thought Luna would be the bigger threat after not getting any for 1000 years.
maybe she molests them in their sleep

>>24456321
My apologies. I am humbled

>>24456176

>>24456333

>>24456243
Holy shit

New episode idea:

Rarity orders a new magazine called Cosmoponytan, and she's not willing to share. Morals are taught about sharing and waiting for your turn.

>>24456333

Luna vents her sexual frustrations on the palace guards. Everypony wants to be on the night shift since she returned.

>>24456333

>>24456152

So months back I read a story about a guy browsing pony toys at some store when a girl saw him in the aisle pulled a Pinkie Pie out of her purse, showed it to him, then left without saying a word.

Since reading that I've gotten into the habit of carrying a toy (one of the molded plastic ones) wherever I went for the one in a trillion chance of such a thing ever happening. Though recently I acquired one of those keychain things, so I might just stick with that instead.

Does anyone else share my particular derangement?

>>24456333

>implying Luna's looking for anything less than love after being trapped, completely alone and without pony contact, in the moon for a fucking millennium

you want to know what she does in your sleep? she sends herself astrally into your dreams, to join them. you and she go on a date. to the park. a show. a nice dinner. anything. you and she have fun, and she starts to wonder, "could he be the one?"

and just as the two of you reach her door, just as she's about to ask you in... you wake up. and she makes you forget your dream, because she doesn't want to bother you with something as silly as her desire to be loved by someone.

every night, she falls in love with you. and every morning, she has her heart broken anew.

>>24456243
Never again will I complain about my computer...

>>24456379
>>24456379
I was staying up for this. You are a hero!

Now I can sleep with thoughts of ponies in my head.

>>24455923
>>24455927
>>24455953
>>24455975
>>24455980
>>24456000
>>24456064
>>24456199
>>24456244
>>24456281
I <3 u guys soo much!!

>>24456333
Celestia has had more experience. After 1000 years conventional sex is far beyond boring. Think of the most depraved, horrifying fetishy awfulness you can imagine. Celestia was probably BORED of that shit hundreds of years ago.

>>24456394
fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou

>>24456367
Uh. No thanks. Honestly, if there is a sharing episode, I won't watch it if aware. Ticket Master was bad enough.

Also, considering Rarity's element and propensity for being generous, that doesn't seem like a likely problem.

>>24456234
>since it's raining and cold here
It is also raining and cold where I am, which makes me suspicious that we live near each other.

Which in turn makes me curious, I wonder where the highest concentration of poni fans are...

>>24456333

>>24456394
>jesuschristhowdepressing,jpg
>yourelikeaconstantdownerhuh.gif

>>24456415

... I live in SoCal brony.

>>24456410

and you're the one breaking her heart every dawn, anon. it's your fault that she's sad.

so go ahead, go out with your waifu. it's alright. she'll be okay. Luna's a big girl. she's used to it by now.

I have some epic spike to dump but will do so next thread due to image limit fast approaching.

>>24456394

y u do dis

seeing some wallpapers being posted

will share what I got

>>24456437
Sorry Luna, but you're just too undeveloped and two-dimensional a character for me. I only date main characters.

>>24456379
/r/ this in 640x480.
Let's go crazy.

>>24456415
Let's all get together for a sleepover party, by the book.

>>24456464

it's okay.

Celestia has already made sure that Luna knows nobody could love her.

>>24456430
T.O. seems to have had it the worst for a while. We were just fucking flooded all day.

My back yard is a puddle.

>>24456469

I'll bring over the N64 and Smash Bros. Bronies

>>24456430

San Diego here.

>>24456437
WELL I'M GOING TO TRAVEL ACROSS DIMENSIONS AND BE WITH HER FOREVER
I've been on /jp/ long enough and seen enough of them go to Gensokyo to know how it's done.

>>24456453
>Implying anyone would want to have to look at that after the initial humor wore off.

>>24456469
Hecks yes. I love s'mores.

>>24456469
DID SOMEONE SAY...SLEEPOVER?!

SLEEPOVER!

>>24456492

Cypress

>>24456468
Have a thing.

>>24456496
>implying people wouldn't

Epic Spike.

>>24456496
>Implying it would ware off

>>24456394
Somehow that is more depressing all of the pony grimdark put together.
Maybe Pinkie could throw her a party and hook her up with a cousin or something.

>>24456492

NorCal here. the Bay Area was getting fucking drenched. let up only Sunday morning.

>>24456448

Bah, I want to make this my wallpaper so bad, but I'm surrounded by gigantic fucking assholes, and I'd never hear the end of it. I don't mind people knowing, but these pricks would never. shut. up. Ever.

>>24456519

>You will never make Luna smile

OBJECTION

>>24456507

That's.... that's supposed to be a wallpaper?

It's... But that... God Damn.

>Luna gets a full episode.
>She has BonBon's VA.

>>24456480
Can i have this in 960x640, centered?

>>24456519

FUCK YEAH

>>24456524

>mfw i made everyone sad

I GOT THE TOOOUCH

>>24456518
So who are they supposed to represent? There's Joker and Carmen Sandiego/Dick Tracy(?), but the rest are a complete mystery to me.

>>24456529
Do it, and then force them to sit through Swarm of the Century, Sonic Rainboom, and Bridle Gossip when they won't shut up. Make it a challenge somehow.

>>24456559
Not from me, but others may be able to

I'm posting random group pics

>>24456529
Make them bronies!

>>24456529
You just beat them into submission, only through violence and unconsciousness do they understand, and fear you. Bonus points if you punch ones eye out of place.

>>24456486
T.O
>>24456492
San Diego
>>24456506
Cypress
>>24456527
Bay Area


California = New Equestria, bronies only?

>>24456569

You jerk.

>>24456555
The filename is sort of a joke. Resolution isn't strictly a factor of size.

Hey guys someone requested some appleXspike, enjoy!

>>24456559
These resolutions...

I swear people are just fucking with me now.

>>24456570
spawn, beetlejuice, um...

>>24456589

Santa Barbara for me.

>>24456589

I'm in Redding, Ca.

10 points if anyone knows where that is.

>>24456529
Kick then in the balls

Wellllp.

Hey guys someone requested some Sweetie Belle as a mage, Enjoy!

>>24456570
It's just evil versions of themselves. I think it was from a fic from a while ago.

>>24456570
>Joker

That's Beetle Juice.

>>24456606
I played Fallout 2, for sure I know where it is. Duh.

>>24456593
Taking any more requests? If so Sweetie Belle kissing Applebloom on the cheek would be super sweet and cute I feel.

central cali brony here, sure is farms and mountains

>>24456522
What is this, My Little Ronery: Angst is Magic?

>>24456606

>implying Redding counts as a place

you might as well just've typed "i live in the middle of fucking nowhere".

>>24456608

I'm pretty sure there was a clover pony before that pic was made

>>24456608
Mother of Celestia.

>>24456614

It's such a great accomplishment that the only thing the city is known for is being in Fallout 2.

>>24456595
Hahaha...it's for my iphone...

>>24456593
who is the one on the bottom?

pic slightly related fucking image max

>>24456608
The two timelords with him will deal with it, no worries.

>>24456625

I'm so sorry to hear that man...

>>24456430
>>24456492
>>24456527
>>24456589
>>24456606

Goddammit, so many West Coast bronies, and they're all in Cali. I'm so lonely here in Vegas....

>>24456606
I live in Carmichael. Kinda know the feel?

>>24456620

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

seconding this

>>24456657

>implying that Nevada is actually west COAST

>>24456593
Buff 'Jack is best 'Jack.

>>24456610
Now THAT is my new wallpaper

>>24456657

hm... I know... VEGAS ROADTRIP!

Haha, forever alone in Washington.

>>24456666
>It won't be west coast in 30 years or less
Nice quads btw.

>>24456666

We're right next to each other, goddammit. It only takes a few hours to get to San Diego from here, for Christ's sake. Half my family lives over there.

>>24456673
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Would be the perfect place for a pony party.

>>24456673

fearandloathingincanterlot.jpg

>>24456593
Look at them muscles.

>>24456675
You want forever alone? Try Florida.

>>24456593
Damn good job.

hey

Calibronies

we should meet up in the middle

which just so happens to be either San Jose or San Francisco

i love being in the most important area of California

>>24456675
Closer than me. Michigan. There are a fair number of midwest bronies, but they're farther from me than most of Cali is from you, I'd wager.

Poland reporting in.
foreveralone.png

>>24456717
Ohio here

>>24456646
>appleXspike

>>24456710
>It doesn't matter because your entire state is dirt poor.
Haha!

>>24456710

Frisco would be fine, still a 4 hour drive though.

>>24456724
Sup.

I would say I'm in Texas but I don't want to go along with this "where are you?" shit

>>24456620
heartattack.jpg
yes do this

>>24456734

ugh, San Fran takes me like 6-7 hours to get too.

>>24456707

>alone
>http://tinyurl.com/NonPagingBronyMap

bullshit

>>24456729

>doesn't matter because we're still the fourth-largest economy in the world

as long as the rest of the US is afloat, we are too. and once that goes, we'll be fine as a Republic.

and if we're not, i can always go back to Scotland and help spark a revolution.

>>24456638
Pfft, you should consider yourself lucky. All that my city is known for is it's where Bill and Ted takes place in.

Hoek van holland, the netherlands reporting in...

Reporting out actually...g2go...
Have a nice day everybrony!

Is it about time for a new general?

>>24456744
But... You just did.

>>24456762
>Washingtonfags.
Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>None near tri cities.

foreveralone.gif

New general plz.

http://tinyurl.com/NonPagingBronyMap

All you stupid "HURRR FOREVER ALONE" idiots can be proven wrong in one fell swoop.

>>24456762
How do I add my mark to that?

>Closest person to me is a 3 hour drive
>don't own a car
>shit

>>24456795
>>24456762
That shit is taking way too fucking long to load

>>24456762

How do I add myself to this list?

>>24456827
It would load easier if everyone weren't looking at it all at once, I'm sure.

>>24456792

>>24456840
>>24456840
>>24456840
>>24456840

>>24456839

>>24456848

Doh...

>>24456610
Oooh, Nice Pic!
I still hate Sweetie Belle, though
It tempts me to try writing a fanfic where her magic is based on her ability to sing and she uses it in some kind of a quest
You're right, it would probably suck

>>24456860
I like yours better

>>24456762

Holy hell there is a Bronie within 10 miles of me. That is fucking crazy.

Goddammit, what the fuck. BOTH threads got deleted. They only had to delete fucking one!

And then the threads went 404.
Let's try again shall we?

Well both threads just 404'd

WHAT THE FUCK YOU IMBECILES

oh what the hell

That wasn't even the real general image

I guess we hang out here for a while?

Hiro. YES YOU.
Make another one.
Everybody stand the hell back and let him do this.
I'm counting on you man.

how do i add marker

http://tinyurl.com/NonPagingBronyMap

>>24456984
>>24456978
>>24456977
>>24456974

I think they actually think that metathread started a while ago (where someone's like "HURR U SRSLY LIEK PONIES FAG???") is a MLP general.

I hope Ottanta saw my request in that thread. I'm glad a few other people seem to like it as well.

>>24457007
I agree with James Bond.

>>24457014

OH goddammit, we have another one of THOSE fuckers? Why couldn't they just delete that one instead of they hate us so much?! It's not like we condone that sort of shit or anything. Fucking mods....

Califag here, i live in san clemente

>>24457007

>>24457027

Here you are.

Lol someone posted a general marker in the fake metathread

All I wanted, was just fixed version of 640x480 wallpaper.
feelsbadman.jpg

>>24457045

oh that fucker

>>24457016
>Sweetie Belle kissing Applebloom on the cheek would be super sweet and cute I feel.

Your idea is very good methinks

>>24457045
>>24457055
It's a fake marker. The real one is here:
>>24457046

hanford California here, about an hour south of fresno

fuck