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03/20/11(Sun)11:12 No.24438543Twilight... Twilight! Twilight! I've come to claim Twilight, Come to take her with me on this very night! Let haste be made! I cannot be delayed: There are towns to flee from, lies to tell and ponies to degrade.
Look at those hooves! Look at that mane! Look at them!
Not to mention the rest. Even I am impressed! Twilight! Twilight! Come, bring to me Twilight. My lust for her has reached its greatest height Convey the news! I have no time to lose: There are towns to dazzle, hair to ruin and ponies to confuse.
Look at that fetlock! Look at that hat! Mark how her hips don’t have any fat!
I am my ideal! I, Great and Powerful Trixie, I, slaughterer of ursas, I, entertainer of the meek, The bully of the weak, The model of conceit, The proudest of the jerk, I wear it with a smirk.
She, the magnificent Trixie, A mare among mares! She, paragon of ponies, With wand and with rope!
I, in magic the most admired, In wit the most inspired, In love the most desired, In dress the best displayed-- I am a parade!
Look at those eyes, cunning and keen, Look at the size of those spells, like a magic machine!
Those are the mightiest spells that I ever have theen! I mean...
Twilight! Twilight! Inform my dear Twilight: The fabled hooves of Trixie are open wide. Make haste! Make haste! I have no time to waste: There are ponies I should be tricking, Snips and Snails who need a kicking, Shakes to drink and fireworks to ignite. Bring me Twilight! |