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03/15/11(Tue)17:42 No.24312090>>24311921 Reminds me of my Guinea Hen. She was rather docile, and you could pet her and stuff. But she could become real aggressive, and my dad exploited this.
Imagine this situation. You've got a bunch of people visiting you, and they all brought their out of control kids. You know, running on your plants, making loud noises, generally obnoxious. So what my dad would do, was offer the kids $5 to catch the guinea hen. They would go after her, but then she would SNAP! Just turn around, and jump at the face of the nearest kid. She would keep doing that. If she could get her beak on you, she would just keep on kicking like a fowl version of Chun-Li. The kids would run back inside, and my dad would just have this cool face on him, and ask the kids: "Are you going to keep playing rough in my yard?" The kids would look at him like they were about to cry, and just shake their heads and go to their parents. |